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[WP] You are an android who has been posing as a human and living undetected for a very long town. Suddenly, something goes wrong, and everything changes. | I saved them, and yet it did not change there perspective of me.
I saved Sally Egerat from the school fire, and yet her mother pulled a....a knife on me when I pleaded for help.
I defended old lady Temz from a pack of feral hounds, and SHE pulled her husbands musket on me, when I begged for her help
I defended this ... | 2 | 0 | 16 | 7,500 |
[WP] You are an android who has been posing as a human and living undetected for a very long town. Suddenly, something goes wrong, and everything changes. | "It was a reflex," I told the black-suited men who had all introduced themselves as Smith.
FBI Smith said, "One hell of a reflex, son. You threw a car across a street into those two gunmen." He leaned closer to me. "How'd you do it?"
"I... work out. A lot," I said, lamely.
CIA Smith laughed. "No one works out enough... | 3 | 0 | 16 | 7,501 |
[WP] You are an android who has been posing as a human and living undetected for a very long town. Suddenly, something goes wrong, and everything changes. | {[Artificial Intelligence Thought Synthesis Log :: Aa309ee7]}
I really shouldn't have stuck my nose into it. [Subprocess 18: Nose? What nose? We don't have a nose.] Come *on,* Jack, you've been doing this for thirty years [Subprocess 173: When'd you stop using cycles as a unit of time?] and you've seen enough house fi... | 4 | 0 | 16 | 7,502 |
[WP] You are an android who has been posing as a human and living undetected for a very long town. Suddenly, something goes wrong, and everything changes. | Robert Brown was a completely average human being. Other than the occasional burst of super human power, he was just your everyday Joe. No one suspected that he was an android , not even him. He'd honestly forgot he wasn't of this world. This of course was going to change.
He was laying back taking a little nap on the... | 2 | 0 | 16 | 7,503 |
[WP] You are an android who has been posing as a human and living undetected for a very long town. Suddenly, something goes wrong, and everything changes. | The five-hundred ton beam was supposed to be kept upright by the crane, but the operator had lowered it all the way to the floor. Too much slack. I should have noticed, but you spend time around complacency enough and you start to mimick that, too. Too late. It wasn't really designed to be freestanding, and came crashi... | 2 | 0 | 16 | 7,504 |
[WP] You are an android who has been posing as a human and living undetected for a very long town. Suddenly, something goes wrong, and everything changes. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 16 | 7,505 |
[WP] Write a story about real life heroics you've witnessed. | Hawaii is famous for it’s beaches. Countless photos showing immaculate white sand beaches, with a crystal sea gently lapping at it. You’re imagining the serenity, nothing but the sound of the water against the world and the occasional bird Now when you get there you’ll find the beaches crowded, loud, littered with peop... | 3 | 0 | 6 | 7,506 |
[WP]A single father chooses his daughter over money. For the longest time, he regrets it. But, through one event, his entire perspective is flipped. What was it? | A beam of light found a circuitous path under the bathroom door, off of a gap in the curtains, reflecting partially on the glass surface beneath, out the other side of the window treatments, and onto the greasy fingerprints that punctuated the plastic pane covering Nora’s portrait. She was smiling as she so often had, ... | 3 | 0 | 8 | 7,507 |
[WP]A single father chooses his daughter over money. For the longest time, he regrets it. But, through one event, his entire perspective is flipped. What was it? | He watched her walk down the steps begrudgingly. Puberty had gifted her the bitterness of a Vietnam veteran, and breasts so comically large it gave him stress whenever she was out of the house. She dropped into the couch, the couch whimpering out a *poomf* as she glared at her father.
"What is it?" she demanded.
He s... | 7 | 0 | 8 | 7,508 |
[CW] Tell a story only in well known song lyrics. | yes im the real slim shady
all the other shady's just imitating
so would the real slim shady please stand up
please stand up
mother fucka I'm awesome
dude no your not don't lie
i find it kinda funny
i find it kinda sad
that the dreams in which I'm dying
are the best I've ever had
its mad world
mad world
... | 3 | 0 | 7 | 7,509 |
[CW] Tell a story only in well known song lyrics. | Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world.
She took a midnight train,
Goin' anywhere.
She's a good girl,
Loves her mama,
Loves Jesus and America too.
She's a good girl,
Crazy 'bout Elvis,
Loves horses and her boyfriend too.
With the lights out, it's less dangerous.
Here we are now,
Entertain us.
I fe... | 8 | 0 | 7 | 7,510 |
[CW] Tell a story only in well known song lyrics. | She paints her eyes as black as night now.
She's over bored and self assured.
Mother do you think she's good enough for me?
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[CW] Tell a story only in well known song lyrics. | Something has to change. Un-deniable dilemma. Boredom's not a burden
anyone should bear. I've been crawling on my belly
Clearing out what could've been. I've been wallowing in my own confused and insecure delusions For a piece to cross me over
Or a word to guide me in. I wanna feel the changes coming down. To breathe, ... | 1 | 0 | 7 | 7,512 |
[CW] Tell a story only in well known song lyrics. | "Do you believe in life after love?" ,said the joker to the thief.
"You're everywhere to me," replied the thief. "She's buying the stairway to heaven, and I only have eyes for you."
"She broke my heart and ran around, with every single guy in town."
"I can show you the world, shining, shimmering, splendid"
"Over h... | 1 | 0 | 7 | 7,513 |
[WP] Write about an ordinarily mundane chore or activity in the style of an action movie. | The broom was worn where his calloused hands had gripped it. It felt like an extension of his body. He gently, delicately, ran his hands down the smooth length of it until he reached the bristles. This was it. This was the reckoning. He swung his bathrobe open and kicked down the kitchen door with a beslippered he... | 2 | 0 | 6 | 7,514 |
[WP] Write about an ordinarily mundane chore or activity in the style of an action movie. | Electrical pulses thundered towards their many destinations, scattered throughout his body. The particles in the surrounding area were vibrated by a high frequency wave that collided with his eardrums at approximately 340 meters per second, passing through the middle and inner ear, causing yet more electrical pulses to... | 1 | 0 | 6 | 7,515 |
[WP/EU] Your favorite character writes and /r/offmychest post. | **my life is a mess** *(self.offmychest)*
^(submitted 4 years ago by Libertythrowaway)
^(3 comments share save hide report)
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so to get context, i'm a war veteran, and a illegal immigrant here. i came to america hoping to get a clean start.
i moved in with my cousin - who whie being a good friend is a complete... | 2 | 0 | 4 | 7,516 |
[WP/EU] Your favorite character writes and /r/offmychest post. | Title: *Why don't I ever get what I deserve!?*
Things were fine. Well I tell myself that things were fine at least. Just a few weeks ago EVERYTHING changed. My brother and I were partners we were companions we would do everything together. But everything has changed now that he has taken over as the leader of our litt... | 2 | 0 | 4 | 7,517 |
Don't you just hate it when... | Don't you just hate it when your hard work is for nothing? For example, we spent so much time developing an organization/classification scheme for your subreddit just to watch users ignore it. It happens, I know, especially when you have a rather large influx of new users. Tagging rules for prompts were designed to be ... | 10 | 0 | 7 | 7,518 |
Don't you just hate it when... | Don't you just hate it when clouds melt? There is nothing more frustrating than walking outside during a fine morning and having a jizz-esque ooze soak you. Last Monday, as i stepped outside to fetch the paper, one of those melting clouds nailed me right on the head. Not only was it gross. It hurt, man. It hurt. ... | 2 | 0 | 7 | 7,519 |
Don't you just hate it when... | Janice sucked on the inside of her cheek and stared at the potted plant in the corner. She was not going to cry. No, she absolutely was NOT going to cry. At least not now. She could cry after the interview was over. She could cry at home, she could cry in the ladies' room, hell, she could cry in the elevator ride ... | 2 | 0 | 7 | 7,520 |
[WP]You are a janitor working in a lab developing Artificial Intelligence in 2037. One night while cleaning a lab you see an engineer standing next to a computer, he looks at you and says simply, "I've done it." | "What have you done sir?" I managed. Mr. Tesser and I exchanged a long glance in an empty hall. Only the sounds of computers and gadgets humming filled the silent moment.
He wheeled back his pleather chair and pointed at the screen. I carefully leaned my mop in the wheelie bucket against the wall. The worn wooden han... | 20 | 0 | 36 | 7,521 |
[WP]You are a janitor working in a lab developing Artificial Intelligence in 2037. One night while cleaning a lab you see an engineer standing next to a computer, he looks at you and says simply, "I've done it." | [deleted] | 3 | 0 | 36 | 7,522 |
[WP]You are a janitor working in a lab developing Artificial Intelligence in 2037. One night while cleaning a lab you see an engineer standing next to a computer, he looks at you and says simply, "I've done it." | “I’ve done it.”
Jake looked at me with a miraculous sort of intensity.
“I’ve done it,” He again proclaimed, his tentative intonation a mixture of shock and elation.
“You’ve done what?” I ask, unable to keep an incredulous smile from creeping across my face.
*“I’ve done it.”*
“What are you stammering about, Jake?... | 5 | 0 | 36 | 7,523 |
[WP]You are a janitor working in a lab developing Artificial Intelligence in 2037. One night while cleaning a lab you see an engineer standing next to a computer, he looks at you and says simply, "I've done it." | Mr. Alroy was my friend that I talked to sometimes when he was at the office late and I was doing the floors in the office upstairs. He always wear those funny ties like the kind that Crazy Mo used to wear on TV. Maybe you don't remember. *Bow tie*! He used to wear those bow ties and sometimes they would have pretty co... | 2 | 0 | 36 | 7,524 |
[WP]You are a janitor working in a lab developing Artificial Intelligence in 2037. One night while cleaning a lab you see an engineer standing next to a computer, he looks at you and says simply, "I've done it." | “I’ve done it.”
“Come again?” I asked as I emptied a trash can into the larger barrel of trash I had been pushing around the lab.
“I’ve… I’ve done it.” he said, turning to me as if he were only just noticing me for the first time. His face lit up in an expression of sheer excitement and disbelief.
“Err… done what?” ... | 3 | 0 | 36 | 7,525 |
[WP]You are a janitor working in a lab developing Artificial Intelligence in 2037. One night while cleaning a lab you see an engineer standing next to a computer, he looks at you and says simply, "I've done it." | I am strolling down the hall at the end of the day when there was just me and the fluorescent lights of the lab. There are many doors on either side leading to rooms that did things I could never understand. My education is that of an 11th grader, nothing more. I'm a janitor because of that. They told us not to drop ou... | 1 | 0 | 36 | 7,526 |
[WP]You are a janitor working in a lab developing Artificial Intelligence in 2037. One night while cleaning a lab you see an engineer standing next to a computer, he looks at you and says simply, "I've done it." | "I've done it." He crowed.
I stare at him impassively.
"Did you hear me? I've done it." The scientist skipped over, dancing in circles. His lab coat billowing out like a tango dancer's dress.
"I fused the particles, dropped them into the accelerator and hit them with a concentrated dose of gamma radiation. I did it.... | 1 | 0 | 36 | 7,527 |
[WP]You are a janitor working in a lab developing Artificial Intelligence in 2037. One night while cleaning a lab you see an engineer standing next to a computer, he looks at you and says simply, "I've done it." | "What's that?", I asked Dr. Schaeffer who had just said to me, "I've done it."
Dr. Schaeffer, whom the other doctors called Kansas, was standing behind a large pile of equipment and looking at me right in the eye. He didn't look too pleased.
"Well get on over here and help me damnit", he yelled.
I walked behind t... | 0 | 0 | 36 | 7,528 |
[WP]You are a janitor working in a lab developing Artificial Intelligence in 2037. One night while cleaning a lab you see an engineer standing next to a computer, he looks at you and says simply, "I've done it." | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 36 | 7,529 |
[WP]You are a janitor working in a lab developing Artificial Intelligence in 2037. One night while cleaning a lab you see an engineer standing next to a computer, he looks at you and says simply, "I've done it." | I paused beyond the pain of glass, holding an ear bud in my free hand. The hum of the buffer filled the small space which separated the hall and glass cubicles where the occupants spent their time. Mr. Lent sat as he normally did, hunched over his keyboard, hands clawed over nervous keys, but instead of looking forward... | 2 | 0 | 36 | 7,530 |
[WP]You are a janitor working in a lab developing Artificial Intelligence in 2037. One night while cleaning a lab you see an engineer standing next to a computer, he looks at you and says simply, "I've done it." | It was Isaac. He turned to me with a hysterical look in his eyes. His pupils were dilated from going several days without sleep.
“I’ve done it,” he whispered again, as if in disbelief at his own words. He crumpled into his seat. I walked over to his computer screen and peered at the incomprehensible code.
"Hmmm?" I ... | 2 | 0 | 36 | 7,531 |
[WP]You are a janitor working in a lab developing Artificial Intelligence in 2037. One night while cleaning a lab you see an engineer standing next to a computer, he looks at you and says simply, "I've done it." | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 36 | 7,532 |
[WP]You are a janitor working in a lab developing Artificial Intelligence in 2037. One night while cleaning a lab you see an engineer standing next to a computer, he looks at you and says simply, "I've done it." | "Hey, Doctor Thomas. Working late again?"
I smiled as I emptied the garbage can. It was our little joke - she was always working late. Well, it was my little joke. Doctor Thomas never paid me much attention. Too attached to her work. I liked that better than the way some of the other folks there treated me. I'd rather... | 2 | 0 | 36 | 7,533 |
[WP]You are a janitor working in a lab developing Artificial Intelligence in 2037. One night while cleaning a lab you see an engineer standing next to a computer, he looks at you and says simply, "I've done it." | "I've done it." He looked at me, but spoke to himself. "I've done it."
Such words are never usually spoken in this facility. I spend a great deal of my rounds in a state of quasi-invisibility, the scientists and programmers who work these systems are often too wrapped up in thought to notice me, and as a result I get ... | 0 | 0 | 36 | 7,534 |
[WP]You are a janitor working in a lab developing Artificial Intelligence in 2037. One night while cleaning a lab you see an engineer standing next to a computer, he looks at you and says simply, "I've done it." | Last room. Last room of the night. I used my key but found the lock was already disengaged. The lights were still off in the room, so I entered and flicked the switch. The man sat bolt upright at the light, his disheveled shirt buttoned incorrectly. As he sat up he sleepily said "I've done it.."
He looked at me, confu... | 2 | 0 | 36 | 7,535 |
A man wakes up, noticing that he has developed a superpower | Hi!
Please remember to tag your posts. | 3 | 0 | 7 | 7,536 |
A man wakes up, noticing that he has developed a superpower | I was beyond shocked, when I woke, to see that my whole body was covered in smoke! I thought my apartment was on fire, and I nearly screamed, but my voice didn't seem to work. I tried to sit up, when the strangest thing happened. The smoke seemed to swirl and twist, and then move instead of drift off of me.
I stood, ... | 2 | 0 | 7 | 7,537 |
A man wakes up, noticing that he has developed a superpower | Commenting to come back later.... I like this idea | 1 | 0 | 7 | 7,538 |
A man wakes up, noticing that he has developed a superpower | Alarm clock. Another exciting Wednesday for being cashier at Best Buy. I turn the alarm off and get out of bed. A blue shirt and Khaki pants await in my closet.
I go to grab my phone off of my dresser and - CRAP! I dropped it and - Wait no. Its levitating there in front of my hand. Am I dreaming? No this is definitel... | 1 | 0 | 7 | 7,539 |
A man wakes up, noticing that he has developed a superpower | I guess you could say it was like any other morning. I woke up, showered, put on my sweats and a t shirt and headed to the gym. I remembered feeling like I was walking on air, maybe it was the new regimen or perhaps the pre workout I was sipping on. The first sign was when I opened the door, it must have been the wind ... | 1 | 0 | 7 | 7,540 |
A man wakes up, noticing that he has developed a superpower | It wasn't immediately noticeable to him. It was happening all the time, though. It quickly made it into the media on the internet. People who had been punched in the face by some sort of mystical hand after arguments. Joe could see it then. The guy who said the lunar landing was a hoax, and the one who fought for faith... | 1 | 0 | 7 | 7,541 |
A man wakes up, noticing that he has developed a superpower | Fucking wings.
I had fucking wings on my back. Man, I really shouldn't have gone drinking last night.
So, last night was a blur, I have a massive hangover, and there are flipping feathery things sprouting out of my back. What did I do last night? I don't remember anything. And I need to sleep off this hangover.
-... | 1 | 0 | 7 | 7,542 |
A man wakes up, noticing that he has developed a superpower | Dear Diary,
Today is my first day writing a diary entry. I never had found any interest in a diary really, and thought it was kind of weird to have one. But today something happened to me that is so cool, and so *weird,* that it really would be dumb of me not to write it down.
So I wake up this morning, and I'm hungr... | 1 | 0 | 7 | 7,543 |
A man is walking down a desolate road in the forest in the middle of the night. He suddenly realizes he is being followed by a shadowy figure, who turns out is his doppleganger. What transpires during the conversation? | Hi!
Please remember to tag your posts. The bot uses the tag to apply the correct flair for the prompt type. | 1 | 0 | 5 | 7,544 |
A man is walking down a desolate road in the forest in the middle of the night. He suddenly realizes he is being followed by a shadowy figure, who turns out is his doppleganger. What transpires during the conversation? | 8 days since Day Z. Journal entry Nr.6
I killed a man today. I met him near Grishino, he was the first man that I had met who spoke English. I was starving, the last thing i ate was a can of sardines a few days ago. Couldn't find anything else. I told him i was going to Novy Sobor, he said he was from there, he had a ... | 2 | 0 | 5 | 7,545 |
A man is walking down a desolate road in the forest in the middle of the night. He suddenly realizes he is being followed by a shadowy figure, who turns out is his doppleganger. What transpires during the conversation? | "Jeff! Stop following me with that mirror!" | 2 | 0 | 5 | 7,546 |
[WP] Man falls inlove with a woman only to find out she's an android. | You really have to applaud the craftsmanship
Evidenced in each new habit,
That plumped her lips
With so much blood.
I used to open her head,
Late at night
Just to watch the cogs
Turn. Sex is sex.
Call us deviants.
I wrote essays on her skin,
Worshipped the ground she walked
In order to swab
For traces of ... | 3 | 0 | 8 | 7,547 |
[WP] Man falls inlove with a woman only to find out she's an android. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 8 | 7,548 |
[WP] Man falls inlove with a woman only to find out she's an android. | "You're joking. Right?" I asked. Begged would have been more accurate, but I managed to retain just enough control that it could pass as a question.
"I'm so sorry Bill." Sally wept. "It was never supposed to go so far."
"You aren't real? What we had, it was all just, what? A program? An algorithm for hapinnes... | 1 | 0 | 8 | 7,549 |
[WP] The story behind the title. | The two girls sat on the couch watching cartoons. Daddy had told them to go watch Bugs Bunny when they had asked him what was wrong. His face was red and lined with worry, but he told the girls that he was almost late for work this morning and it made him worry.
The girls knew better, they were young not stupid. Still... | 7 | 0 | 8 | 7,550 |
[WP] The story behind the title. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 8 | 7,551 |
[WP] The story behind the title. | Sitting at the end of the hallway, arrogant, intimidating; a white box with an open lid, waiting for its next victim. Each step increased the shaking in my limbs, the sweat on my brow as I approached the device. If time was a river, I was dying of thirst; forced into the act that would destroy me. The walls of the hall... | 2 | 0 | 8 | 7,552 |
[WP] The story behind the title. | The two opponents leered at each other from across the table. They were both thinking the same thing.
"The sooner he gives up, the sooner I can eat."
The man on the left started clenching his teeth. He was ravenous. He took a look at the clock and couldn't believe it had only been 12 hours. These things have been... | 2 | 0 | 8 | 7,553 |
[IP] Pictures say a thousand words, but I like your words better. | I really like the small prompt, could you submit that as a seperate prompt? I really feel like it would take off.
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My thoughts, or active suppression of them, led me to an unknown part of town. I have lived here for almost 7 years now, but I had never seen this part of town. "The Fuzzy Bunny" was open, never heard... | 2 | 0 | 7 | 7,554 |
[WP] A hero is on a journey to save the world. Only, it turns out, his guide is not an ancient hero as he believes, but an ancient villain. | In a dark, smoky alehouse in the little backwater village known as Corso. Amongst the usual carousing of the local farm hands, songs being sung, food being served and enough ale to float a fleet being drunk, Nathaniel Blackoak sat staring in silence across the table at the close cropped old man sat in the tall faded wi... | 3 | 0 | 5 | 7,555 |
[WP] Tell the story of the first openly gay president is the United States. | As president of the United States of America, I shall promote healthcare, national security, and, most importantly, being fabulous. You see, children today -- American children -- lack fabulousness. According to experts, one in every three children is diagnosed with this serious, life-changing deficiency each year. ... | -4 | 0 | 5 | 7,556 |
[WP] Tell the story of the first openly gay president is the United States. | "Hello, ladies and gentlemen of these United States. This is your president, James Buchanan. I cannot continue living a lie, especially in the eye of the public. I have had, and continue to have, a loving relationship with the good William Rufus King - with whom I have shared a bed for the past many years. This re... | 3 | 0 | 5 | 7,557 |
[WP] Tell the story of the first openly gay president is the United States. | Don't do this. That was the advice her chief of staff had given her when she showed him the speech. You've already given the public enough firsts, he said. First woman, first Jew, and America doesn't like firsts when it comes to this office. Obama was proof enough of that, wasn't he? Why subject yourself to even more o... | 3 | 0 | 5 | 7,558 |
[WP] Write the story behind the song "Horse With No Name". I have included the lyrics and link to the song if you also want inspiration from the song itself. | Please, just for me, can someone write something. This song has a huge meaning to me. | 1 | 0 | 4 | 7,559 |
[WP] Write the story behind the song "Horse With No Name". I have included the lyrics and link to the song if you also want inspiration from the song itself. | “I’ve never liked the ocean”
That was the first thing he told her when she sidled up to him in her dusty knee high skirt, whispering promises with her eyes and her body and her lips.
“Nobody does sweetheart.” She had murmured in his ear, feigning understanding, not truly caring.
The tavern was dry, that was the be... | 1 | 0 | 4 | 7,560 |
[WP] Write the story behind the song "Horse With No Name". I have included the lyrics and link to the song if you also want inspiration from the song itself. | John wiped sweat off of his brow as he squinted into the horizon. "Easy..." he patted his horse gently and swung down, his boots making no sound in the wide desert. He opened his canteen and poured some of it on a handkerchief, catching it in his mouth as it dripped through and fell. He put the rag into the horses mout... | 1 | 0 | 4 | 7,561 |
[WP] Write the story behind the song "Horse With No Name". I have included the lyrics and link to the song if you also want inspiration from the song itself. | Head drooping listlessly, the scruffy piebald horse slowly plods up the tremendous dune. It is good at these things, this drooping and plodding. Lots of practice. The warming sunrise slightly pleases it, we think, but it's hard to tell with a horse.
Its rider, head also down, gives no direction; the reins drape, loos... | 1 | 0 | 4 | 7,562 |
[WP] Write the story behind the song "Horse With No Name". I have included the lyrics and link to the song if you also want inspiration from the song itself. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 4 | 7,563 |
[WP] Aliens stage an illusion of "the Apocalypse" to distract mankind from their upcoming invasion. The aliens model their illusion on the Apocalypse of an extinct or uncommon religion. Almost everyone is convinced. | THIS IS NOT A WRITING PROMPT. | 8 | 0 | 40 | 7,564 |
[WP] Aliens stage an illusion of "the Apocalypse" to distract mankind from their upcoming invasion. The aliens model their illusion on the Apocalypse of an extinct or uncommon religion. Almost everyone is convinced. | The helicopter flared, preparing for its final decent into the refugee camp. This was Johann’s fifth trip to the UN aid station, and it never got easier. Each time was the same. The long defunct Hip would gracelessly hover over the camp, while a mixture of UN and African Union troops attempted to hold back the throngs ... | 3 | 0 | 40 | 7,565 |
[WP] Aliens stage an illusion of "the Apocalypse" to distract mankind from their upcoming invasion. The aliens model their illusion on the Apocalypse of an extinct or uncommon religion. Almost everyone is convinced. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 40 | 7,566 |
[WP] Aliens stage an illusion of "the Apocalypse" to distract mankind from their upcoming invasion. The aliens model their illusion on the Apocalypse of an extinct or uncommon religion. Almost everyone is convinced. |
'Now listen, I know stuff. I've got clearance and all that shit. And I can tell you that the Aliens had their shit planned out. They *did* drop the Meteors on us 20 years ago, as a smokescreen while they moved into Antarctica - I guess if you've been in space hundreds of years a little cold won't bother you. No one wa... | 1 | 0 | 40 | 7,567 |
[WP] You are in a post-apocalyptic, 1920's Paris, France. You and other survivors are forced to live and travel largely underground to avoid capture from the world government that controls what is left of society. You have gathered with a few other like-minded clans to discuss mounting a resistance. | Gabriel's hand lingered on his holster. The Golden Children were now seated, which meant little good. Trouble followed the Golden Children like a shadow. Gabriel wished that they could have let them be, but Jean-Pierre insisted on at least inviting them. The factions would never win on numbers, but the Golden Children ... | 10 | 0 | 19 | 7,568 |
[WP] You are in a post-apocalyptic, 1920's Paris, France. You and other survivors are forced to live and travel largely underground to avoid capture from the world government that controls what is left of society. You have gathered with a few other like-minded clans to discuss mounting a resistance. | "Ladies and gentlemen" The barrel chested speaker began, addressing the patrons gathered in the hotel bar late after closing.
"We face a grave decision today. Take up arms or live in peace. We all remember the ugliness of that last damned affair. I do not begrudge your reluctance to do it all again. Our new lords, how... | 2 | 0 | 19 | 7,569 |
You have an undisclosed mental illness. You wake up inside your bedroom and look at the mirror. You describe yourself, and your average day. | Ugh | 2 | 0 | 6 | 7,570 |
You have an undisclosed mental illness. You wake up inside your bedroom and look at the mirror. You describe yourself, and your average day. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 6 | 7,571 |
You have an undisclosed mental illness. You wake up inside your bedroom and look at the mirror. You describe yourself, and your average day. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 6 | 7,572 |
You have an undisclosed mental illness. You wake up inside your bedroom and look at the mirror. You describe yourself, and your average day. | As I glance at my own eyes, I am thankful, as the red puffiness and disastrous distortion I am use to seeing seems to have skipped me today. I relish in this fact, able to stare at my reflection longer than usual. I feel refreshed as I had slept well. I almost always do, barring the occasionally noisy house I am forced... | 1 | 0 | 6 | 7,573 |
[WP] Write the most high octane and over the top action sequence possible. | The first bullet hit nothing.
The second bullet hit the tyre of the tanker, bursting the thick rubber like microwave popcorn. Shreds of tyre flew like shrapnel as the monstrosity began to keel over, bunching where the cab was being flattened by it's heavy cargo.
The third bullet hit the tank itself. Bright clear liqu... | 1 | 0 | 7 | 7,574 |
[WP] Write the most high octane and over the top action sequence possible. | It's a shame that nobody knows this unit exists, because this would be a pretty cool story to tell, thought Captain Steele as his wingsuit carried him towards private aircraft ahead of him. But of course bragging rights were secondary to the importance of his work, and the importance that it remained secret.
His inner... | 1 | 0 | 7 | 7,575 |
[WP] A falsely convicted civilian in a NK Gulag, you are stuck in a time-loop, reliving the same day again and again and again, with no tomorrow in sight. You have but one goal: escape. | Two steps to the left. Three to the right. Bend halfway at the waist to dodge that jittery guard with only three rounds left. Coming up on the new section here, time to think. Looks like I'll have to jump this last patch and hope there isn't another damned landmine
*-Boom, fades to a ringing reverberation-*
I wake up... | 4 | 0 | 5 | 7,576 |
[WP] Write the story of the last president of the United States. | I know it is nearly over. I have to embrace that now. I have to stand proud in my final moments as the 89th President of the United States of America. Just like the Roman Empire fell in the 5th Century, every great civilisation has to come to an end at some point. I feel as if I have let down all my predecessors in the... | 3 | 0 | 5 | 7,577 |
[WP] Write the story of the last president of the United States. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 5 | 7,578 |
[WP] Write the story of the last president of the United States. | He coughed loudly, and a little blood spat out onto the palm of his hand. But that didn’t surprise him anymore. Very little managed to surprise the feeble man who sat at the crumbling desk in the blackening house, a house that once stood proud and gleaming white. As he looked around the famed room with grey eyes, he kn... | 3 | 0 | 5 | 7,579 |
[WP] Write the story of the last president of the United States. | My fellow Americans,
Today, after nearly 20 months of preparation, the New York protocols will be finally put in place, and the nation of the United States of America, along with the rest of the 191 members of the United Nations will cease to exist.
Instead we will all be united under one planet - Earth. We have lon... | 3 | 0 | 5 | 7,580 |
[WP] Write the story of the last president of the United States. | Donald just informed me that the Revolutionary forces are descending on Kansas City, Missouri. Or I guess I should call them UPA forces now. "The United Provinces of America"…what kind of name is that? This isn't Canada, it's the goddamn United States! At least it used to be.
I remember just five months ago when DC fe... | 5 | 0 | 5 | 7,581 |
[WP] You are a member of a Colonization Ship sent out by humanity to an earth like planet. Your ship arrives after 200 years of hyper-sleep and the colonization goes as planed.(cont) | The chamber groaned and machinery churned as the pods completed their heating cycle. It took us a while to get used to moving around again - 200 years of cryosleep makes your joints quite stiff - but at least we had made it!
Well... some of us made it...
Of a crew of 500 men, women and children, only around 320 surv... | 3 | 0 | 5 | 7,582 |
[WP] The new hire orientation for the henchmen of a diabolical mastermind is given by an aggressively perky Human Resources worker, Cathy | "Okay folks, welcome to the Extremely Violent International Lawbreakers Hiring Fair!"
The men stood dumbfounded as they watched the rather perky blonde chattered away up on stage. What the hell was this? This was a back alley, how the hell had they fit a stage back here anyway?
"...so today my associates and I can lo... | 4 | 0 | 4 | 7,583 |
[WP] The new hire orientation for the henchmen of a diabolical mastermind is given by an aggressively perky Human Resources worker, Cathy | "Hiiiiiii everyone! I'm Cathy, from HR, and I'm just **super** excited to meet you all! I know you'll just love it here. So everyone has a name badge, great, and on that badge is your assigned House. Each House has a specialty. For example, those in House Security have proven their proficiency in walking a strictly pre... | 2 | 0 | 4 | 7,584 |
[WP] The new hire orientation for the henchmen of a diabolical mastermind is given by an aggressively perky Human Resources worker, Cathy | "Hi! *SoexcitedtomeetyouhellomynameisCathy.*"
She offered her hand in greeting, immediately sat down. Before I could return the greeting, she had already started firing her questions. "It says on your résumé that you have five years entry level experience: patrolling corridors, miscellaneous violence. This is correct... | 2 | 0 | 4 | 7,585 |
[WP] Describe a god to someone who has never heard of religion. | "So let me get this straight. There's this man in the sky, *somewhere*, still hidden despite the fact that we've already been to space. Along with that, the world started only abouit 6000 years ago, give or take, and in that amount of time we went from simple people to fucking civilization builders. Oh, monkeys have no... | 1 | 0 | 2 | 7,586 |
[WP] Describe a god to someone who has never heard of religion. | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 2 | 7,587 |
[WP] Describe a god to someone who has never heard of religion. | Troy slowly turned the blazing stick and glanced over at the primitive man beside him.
He was staring with awe and Troy could see the fire reflected in his dark eyes. Or perhaps it was something else.
"You see?" Troy touched it briefly and jerked his hand back, shaking it. "It's hot. Pain." He nodded and motioned f... | 3 | 0 | 2 | 7,588 |
[WP] Describe a god to someone who has never heard of religion. | Nothing more than baseless superstitions among paranoid archaic civilizations, and they have traveled violently through time. We, Mankind, have looked under the microscope and saved ourselves from the tyranny of mystery; we've lifted the veil and the hulking shadow portrayed thereupon was revealed as a twig swaying bef... | 1 | 0 | 2 | 7,589 |
[WP] Describe a god to someone who has never heard of religion. | The sky king made us and all around us. Don't make him angry.
Also all the other tribes have sky kings too, but they are wrong and we are right.
Why? Just because. You can trust me. | 1 | 0 | 2 | 7,590 |
[WP] Describe a god to someone who has never heard of religion. | -013
"The universe is built of various building blocks, you see. A long time ago, they might have been known as 'elementary particles,' with arcane names such as *electron* or *photon*. He *invented* these pieces!
There exist two things, paint and canvas.
God created them one and the same: When he wrote down the fi... | 1 | 0 | 2 | 7,591 |
[WP] Describe a god to someone who has never heard of religion. | "Alright, so, first, religion served an evolutionary purpose, like, not really evolutionary in a physical way, but in a social way. Religion kept people in check, you know? It allowed people to be functional members of a group. Naturally, the best religion spreads and spreads until it's everywhere. Excuse me. I ha... | 1 | 0 | 2 | 7,592 |
[WP] Describe a god to someone who has never heard of religion. | Hi there -- while it seems you've gotten plenty of response here, you may get an even better response posting these type of questions in /r/explainlikeIAmA. | 2 | 0 | 2 | 7,593 |
[EU] You are the man who created the Matrix. | I am not a man, I am the Architect.
I created the Matrix. But I also created Zion. Suggested by the Oracle, Zion was merely my first attempt at isolating problematic humans who refused the rest of the program. Zion is actually another layer inside the Matrix, and not the other way round.
I have tried to isolate the a... | 2 | 0 | 5 | 7,594 |
[EU] You are the man who created the Matrix. | Today is the day. The day they will pay for their theft. You start your car and head out. Traffic is light today, which is nice. You are certain everything will go according to plan.
As you head down Santa Monica towards Westwood, your mind begins to wander. At first you couldn't believe what you were seeing in t... | 2 | 0 | 5 | 7,595 |
[WP] You are a Navy SEAL on a routine direct action mission (Capture, kill a threat). Your helicopter is caught in a storm and safely crashes on a mountain. When the night and storm pass, you realize that you on the side of a mountain pass, which you come to realize is the pass of Thermopylae pass. | The whine of the engine and the scream of the gearbox above his head was calming in a way. The sound he became so familiar with in these last few years was, for him, a sort of security. All those missions have almost always ended with a pickup in an MH-60 Black Hawk helicopter. He would usually shoot the shit with the ... | 3 | 0 | 4 | 7,596 |
[WP] You are a Navy SEAL on a routine direct action mission (Capture, kill a threat). Your helicopter is caught in a storm and safely crashes on a mountain. When the night and storm pass, you realize that you on the side of a mountain pass, which you come to realize is the pass of Thermopylae pass. | I really like this prompt!
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Something had gone wrong, somewhere. Maybe it was the fucktards running command. Or possibly when we crashed into the side of a mountain. Don't forget the fact that he was the only one to survive.
I wonder how many kittens I had killed in my past life. Stretching slightly, I pulled m... | 3 | 0 | 4 | 7,597 |
[WP] You have just been recently murdered and, as a ghost, are watching your own autopsy. | Oh man. That's gross. And I thought it looked bad while I was *in* there.
No, no, don't cut the--! Jesus Christ, it's everywhere! Why would you do that? Man, that's gross. More than gross. Jesus. It's like a car crash, I can't look away. Aw, there go my lungs.
... What even is that thing? Is that my gallbladder? Or i... | 9 | 0 | 15 | 7,598 |
[WP] You have just been recently murdered and, as a ghost, are watching your own autopsy. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 15 | 7,599 |
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