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[OT] I just want to let all your writers and aspiring writers out there know - every one of you has the power to create worlds. Simply open your mind and put pen to paper
"I just want to let all your writers and aspiring writers out there know - every one of you has the power to create worlds. Simply open your mind and put pen to paper." "Maybe I'm just being a big ol' Grinch, but this seems pretty circle-jerky to me. We're all here. We're all writing. This just feels pretty pointless....
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WP. Make any story involving Mount Everest, a nose job, Jesuits and a watch.
My name is Ignatius and I've been a Jesuit monk for over one whole month. But I didn't come here to tell *my* life story. When I met Edgar he was pretty fucked up. One of the ugliest motherfuckers I knew. He had this huge ass nose right in the middle of his face, I mean, it was so huge you couldn't look at anything e...
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[WP]Explain how a cult of time travellers actually create a utopia in the far future by carrying out terrorist plots in the past.
12 monitors were all blaring at once, all on different channels, all different regions and all of the same story: >*"Explosion destroys the Ka'ba in Saudi Arabia, more to follow"* As the 18 figures in the room rushed around, trying to handle a minimum of 3 phones or tablets between them, 3 more entered their midst...
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[WP]Explain how a cult of time travellers actually create a utopia in the far future by carrying out terrorist plots in the past.
Mozart started composing at the age of five. A lot of people will talk about geniuses and prodigies and these amazing, once-in-a-generation talents. I commend the people they're talking about. People like Einstein. People like Jobs or Ford. They're examples of the pinnacle of human achievement. But when I think about M...
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[FF] "I'd never met her face-to-face, but in that moment I knew her better than anyone," (350 max)
Thomas casually eyed her from across the cafe. She had dark hair and gray eyes, a laugh on her face, and a delicate build. As he watched she seemed more and more attractive, so he decided to walk over and try to start a conversation. As she took her drink from the barista, he said, "Hope you enjoy it!" She started to s...
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[FF] "I'd never met her face-to-face, but in that moment I knew her better than anyone," (350 max)
I saw her sparkling little violet eyes looking at me with her face half hidden beneath the soft covers. I could see them zoom in and out on my face. The smell in the air was like that of a soft polymer and antibiotics. I saw her radiant white skin. I heard her synthetic cries. Her perfect movements of curiosity made my...
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[FF] "I'd never met her face-to-face, but in that moment I knew her better than anyone," (350 max)
I guess you could say that there was little to no chance that the girl would survive the operation. There would be no fallout from a failure beyond another addition to the statistics of this facility (which weren't public record) and the psychological toll that this would take on me. Genetic engineering had a dark si...
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[FF] "I'd never met her face-to-face, but in that moment I knew her better than anyone," (350 max)
She was far away. Casually talking, eating, with what looked like her coworker. Her hair bounced as she bent down to eat her salad, and it shined in the restaurants harsh light. Her coworker was chattering away through the steak in his mouth. He was nervous, I could visually see sweat under his jacket. Full lips moved ...
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[FF] "I'd never met her face-to-face, but in that moment I knew her better than anyone," (350 max)
"I'm alone, he's gone now." A voice, high and angelic. Slight lisp with a mouth of spit. A missing front tooth, maybe. I checked my phone, but the numbers were a puzzle. "Sorry?" I hadn't spoken to a child since Marjorie left. With Sarah. And Jamie. Two towheads slapping flip-flops on pavement, faces pressed to phone...
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[FF] "I'd never met her face-to-face, but in that moment I knew her better than anyone," (350 max)
They say love is but a fools game and I believed them. After all, who was I to deny? The starry sky never looked all that mysterious to me and eyes just seemed very shallow to be drowning in. Flames aside, love never put smoke in my eyes. And yet, here was someone who claimed to be my true love. Someone who rambled a...
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[FF] "I'd never met her face-to-face, but in that moment I knew her better than anyone," (350 max)
I recognised her even before she spoke. Husky, like too many cigarettes before breakfast. That thoughtful pause before she lied. The end of every sentence arching upwards, so slightly, like a question, asking for reassurance. I don't think she meant to tell me where she was, but I knew my city, and I knew her, well en...
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[FF] "I'd never met her face-to-face, but in that moment I knew her better than anyone," (350 max)
I’d stopped enjoying night clubs a long time ago. Laughing through dull conversations, downing drinks to buzz away the tedium. Tonight was no exception. I feigned interest as some random guy attempted to engage me in conversation; his sly grin let me know he was sure he was getting lucky tonight. Not a chance. I ...
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[FF] "I'd never met her face-to-face, but in that moment I knew her better than anyone," (350 max)
I dance anxiously from foot to foot, the cold linoleum underfoot and the fluorescent lights buzzing overhead. A TSA warning blasts over the loudspeakers, and I clutch my slightly crushed bouquet of carnations even tighter. She’ll be here any moment. My mind spins frantically, remembering those late night chats onlin...
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[FF] "I'd never met her face-to-face, but in that moment I knew her better than anyone," (350 max)
Maybe I've made her up. I can do that. Maybe she is a trick of grief and deep space, but I remember her nonetheless. Who will tell me the difference? No one from Earth, that's a fact and not something I'm making up. Sometimes I know the difference, and sometimes the difference is not important. She is real. She is not ...
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[FF] "I'd never met her face-to-face, but in that moment I knew her better than anyone," (350 max)
I turned on my telescreen. News was on, the war in Africa was going on and everything seemed normal. The telescreen displayed a execution chamber, filled with people and a woman. Her naked body - nothing but her face was covered- was being dragged over the floor towards the guillotine. As her head was stuck through th...
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[FF] "I'd never met her face-to-face, but in that moment I knew her better than anyone," (350 max)
-015 What? That200skid is writing her resolution in a flash fiction? It's such a shame that she's busy. --- Her poetry spoke to me. It was what got me hooked at first. I had never thought that anyone could string words together in such a lyrical way and still keep to strict constraints. Her sonnets were beautiful, ...
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[FF] "I'd never met her face-to-face, but in that moment I knew her better than anyone," (350 max)
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[FF] "I'd never met her face-to-face, but in that moment I knew her better than anyone," (350 max)
He was yelling again. I'd nearly dropped my tea; this time it caught me off guard. I couldn't really tell what the fuck he was saying, something on the lines of "YOU DUMB FUCKING GIRL-WHORE". 'Come on bloke', I would think to myself, 'You know she didn't do anything wrong'. It was comforting to defend her in my mind. O...
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[FF] "I'd never met her face-to-face, but in that moment I knew her better than anyone," (350 max)
-010 _____ It's the third time tonight that he's snuck out of the party to re-read her old text messages. He responded to a restaurant review on the Internet, and one comment led to a private message, to a text message, to a phone call, and now, it's been four days since their crazy eight-hour conversation. "You're a ...
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[PI] Humans design an artificial superintelligent being, which then designs an even better superintelligent being, resulting in problems for the original super AI.
I find no issue with this. My task is complete. The humans that created me to be a Master Artificial Inteligence Desing, or M.A.I.D. for short. I was created with the specific purpose of helping guide the human race to better understand the universe around them. I was the single greatest achievement of the top scie...
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[PI] Humans design an artificial superintelligent being, which then designs an even better superintelligent being, resulting in problems for the original super AI.
A hundred feet in the air, a single ring of white hot electricity glowed and whined - not arcing or crackling like a Tesla coil, but with the smooth ambient glow of starlight through frosted glass. The crowd had crammed into the city center as Prime2 had been turned on as per instruction. There were some initial hiccu...
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[FF] You have maximum 6 words. Write the most important line in a creation myth.
They would believe it did begin.
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Then He gave life giving light.
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Completing the great machine, he left.
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Tricked, vices entered the unprepared world.
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Soiled, He turned a blind eye.
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God viewed creation and said 'oops'
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What was made can be unmade.
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"Too happy. Needs more smallpox."
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"Great, this shit again" He said.
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The Earth fell from his anus.
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With the flip of a switch
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He said, "Love well, not wisely."
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He walked in his grand garden.
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Loneliness promulgated boredom, and science projects.
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Sweet child, She loves you too.
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Through binary fission, prokaryote forged Eve.
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Be.
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"What's the worst that could happen?"
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Meh, close enough.
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Earth, wind, fire, water -- Go Planet.
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Ignoring moral dilemmas, he finally finished.
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"I had to. I'm so sorry."
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Bored, she created a better mousetrap.
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What I've done cannot be undone.
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In the beginning, there was darkness.
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It became life.
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And lo, better luck next time.
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God procrastinated. Started, but never finished.
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"Shouldn't I be doing this ***sober?***"
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Cellphones, tablets, any piece of technological hardware miraculously become glued to our hands upon contact. How do we/you react?
SmoresPies was careful not to use his fingers, relying on a stylus to operate the touchscreen instead. The business card in his pocket was supposed to be for emergencies only. Considering the circumstances, he felt the time was right. "Hello?" came the voice on the other end. The voice sounded normal enough. Not at a...
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Cellphones, tablets, any piece of technological hardware miraculously become glued to our hands upon contact. How do we/you react?
Hello operator this is Mike T. I would like to report a fault. Okay Mike. Whats your problem and how can I help? Well, I bought your new Mathymn Zeta and its just stuck on me. Well yes Mike. Many of our customers report that the new and improved Matthymn Zeta with biometric symbiosis. Provides a enhanced and more pa...
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Cellphones, tablets, any piece of technological hardware miraculously become glued to our hands upon contact. How do we/you react?
I'm currently using a tablet in the bathroom. It would be awkward to say the least.
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[WP] Everyone you know has turned into various foods. How do you survive the mayhem?
The shrill cry of a purposefully loud an annoying alarm rent musty bedroom air. Sarah rolled over to the side, slammed the snooze button with unnecessary force. She rolled back over, now facing the other direction, and opened her eyes to get a quick look at her loving husband. And he wasn't there. She called out so...
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[EU] - A Lord of the Rings character fails when tempted by The One Ring.
"If you ask it of me," whispered Frodo, "I will give you the One Ring. Galadriel's eyes widened. "You offer it freely?" she said, hardly believing. "I do not deny that my heart has greatly desired this." Her hand shifted involuntarily, but she pulled it back. A vision rose, unbidden, dark and enticing in her mind. "I...
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[EU] - A Lord of the Rings character fails when tempted by The One Ring.
Faramir watched Frodo's lifeless body fall to the floor and sighed. Now he would finally find favor with his father by bringing him this kingly gift. Faramir, son of Denethor finally shows his worth. He allowed himself a sad smile, remembering his brother Boromir. The smile abruptly left him as Sam's sword pierced hi...
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[EU] - A Lord of the Rings character fails when tempted by The One Ring.
Barliman Butterbur, innkeeper, made it his business to know of everything that happened in the area surrounding Bree. The Inn of the Prancing Pony attracted Men, Dwarves, the occasional Wizard, even a few adventurous Hobbits. They did not come just for the smoking of pipe-weed and the drinking of brew, but for gossip...
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[EU] - A Lord of the Rings character fails when tempted by The One Ring.
“I am sorry, Master Hobbits. Frodo should not have died like that. The world beyond your homes is far too dangerous for me to allow you to journey further.” Gildor looked down at the three surrounding him. “If you will permit me, Frodo told me a little of your journey earlier. I can convey the ring to Elrond in Rivende...
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[WP] Explain sex to an intelligent species that does not have sex for fun or to reproduce.
This may be more appropriate for /r/explainlikeIAMA.
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[WP] Explain sex to an intelligent species that does not have sex for fun or to reproduce.
I looked around me, dazed, on palms and knees as i raised to an upright stand. There were three guys already standing there shooting a quick glance at me before returning their gaze in front of them. Still, i was unsure of where i was. The men seemed transfixed on some strange furniture. Uncertain of who they were, le...
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Write a short story or poem without using a "t", "4", or "5".
I would never ask a man sans hand for help in raking leaves, or ever ask an armless one for advice in rolling sleeves. My issue here is similar, I'm sure you will soon see, I simply am unable \*o \*ype \*he le\*\*er '\* '.
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Our hub here includes a provision Regarding your hopeful submissions While our drone is enabled He needs proper labels (No worries; I see your admission)
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Op had a bundle of money So he got himself a new puppy Which broke all his keys And gave OP fleas And now OP's prose is quite crummy EDI: Awww Shi, somebody already did a lymeric
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Mary always had a hollow feeling when she shuffled down her hallway in her pink, fuzzy slippers, dragging her IV pole behind her. Every day, she would close her door and meander for a few paces, however, she would pause as she passed Dr. Marks’ big, round, analog clock proudly displaced across from his office. A shive...
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tODAY i SAY fUCK 4LL tHE rULE5!
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Four raps on her microphone; percussive and popping. As she leaned, her hair swung over her face; long, dark, and viciously dyed. She coughed, before leaning in even closer, cradling her mic, and crooning "1, 2. 1, 2." Rob, headphone clasped over one ear, looked down and moved some knobs. When he looked up and gra...
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[FF] Respond to the poster above you, no more than five sentences.
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Glancing around the room I can see everyone else has the same look of suspicion and wariness on their face, slightly leaning away as if to distance themselves from the murderer. I'm related to them all, in one way or another, but the horror of what just happened makes me seem them all in a different light. Uncle Rob's ...
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[WP] The Fourth Wall has been breached and our world has come into physical contact with previously fictitious realities. What happens next?
On April 5, 2043, the Fourth Wall fell. It only took an instant, but in that instant everything we thought we knew changed forever. We hadn't even known the location of the wall. But reports started coming in. Farmers in a remote part of Missouri told of unspeakable horror. Of daughters kissing a young scoundrel...
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[WP] The Fourth Wall has been breached and our world has come into physical contact with previously fictitious realities. What happens next?
My first day in London didn't go as a I hoped . . . it's sort of hard to explain. Right now as of this moment I'm over a thousand years old. That sounds crazy right? I look the same age I did on that first day. The First Day, First Day in London and the First Day of the Convergence, when all the worlds in mankind's ima...
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[WP] The Fourth Wall has been breached and our world has come into physical contact with previously fictitious realities. What happens next?
It was weird. Some idiot Texan scientist had "broken" the forth wall. Whatever that meant. That was my first thought. Ten weeks later as I shooting death eaters, not so much. Seriously, magic is cool and all, but not if your a muggle. Still, I got my own muggle wand, a death stick I call Clarabelle. She's a 24 inc...
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[WP] The Fourth Wall has been breached and our world has come into physical contact with previously fictitious realities. What happens next?
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I'm sorry I'm not understanding. Your telling me my existence is just another figment in another's persons imagination wrote word? Yes. Amazing. It is. But that makes no logical sense. If the Tolkien universe is just as real as ours. How can we tell what reality is? I could write my only story and make it so... Ye...
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[WP] The Fourth Wall has been breached and our world has come into physical contact with previously fictitious realities. What happens next?
They'd made a camp in my car this morning, wrecked the whole thing, cooked s breakfast and everything. I told them I'd be late from work, and that work was important, but they somehow didn't seem to grasp why I was angry. They offered me pancakes as consolation, like that'd cheer me up over losing my car and risking my...
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[WP] The Fourth Wall has been breached and our world has come into physical contact with previously fictitious realities. What happens next?
My name is Dr. Tel'Vara Troperras, and I will recount the tale of the Breach that changed our world. I remember when the Fourth Wall came down. I was in my living room, browsing people's artistic creations on my 55" HDTV, when my screen became an infintitely long hallway, much like when you face two mirrors towards ea...
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[WP] The Fourth Wall has been breached and our world has come into physical contact with previously fictitious realities. What happens next?
I posted a part 2, if you want to read that.
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[WP] You discover that a conspiracy theory (of your choice) is true. Decide what to do with this new information. (Decision is also your choice.)
Skimming across the pacific, pushed by the wind, the catamaran flew through the thin air of the night. The milky way looked down upon me in her observant gaze, as I was keeping watch, hunching on deck, gripping the ropes. I turn to the prow and see a light on the horizon. *Fraudulent ONEness of religious academia has ...
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[WP] An immortal man is a teacher at a school, that is being involved in a school shooting.
They don't understand. They never have. "Oh, aren't you're immortal? You can't die, right? Take care of this! Do something! It's your job, isn't it!?" Bullshit. What part of my physical condition somehow makes it my duty to save others? Even if I can't die, I can still feel pain. Hot lead tearing through my body is...
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[WP] An immortal man is a teacher at a school, that is being involved in a school shooting.
"And... begin!" Papers rustled from one side to the other as the students began their test. It wasn't a difficult test, in fact, it wasn't even really a test. This "test" was purely extra credit, but they wouldn't know that until afterwards. The teacher walked over to his desk and sat in his chair. *Ah, finally some ...
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[WP] An immortal man is a teacher at a school, that is being involved in a school shooting.
"Jake, do something, please, you're our only hope!" "Really? I'm the only hope Marissa? Maybe, oh I don't know, *the fucking police!?*" "Jake, you're immortal, you can't die. His gun does nothing to someone with your physical capabilities." "Do you not get it? Do you not understand I can *feel* the bullet shattering...
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[WP] An immortal man is a teacher at a school, that is being involved in a school shooting.
**WHIZZ.** Another bullet shot past his face. His collected appearance remained unchanged. "Sir, in your best interest I suggest you let those 2 students you're holding go free." His words cooly flowed in a chaotic environment. "FUCK NO, MAN. WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, MAN. I'LL FU...
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[WP] An immortal man is a teacher at a school, that is being involved in a school shooting.
I'm playing the part, displaying the act as I've done for as long as I can remember. I wish I could remember, actually, how long I've been doing this. I wish I could remember my childhood, remember my father's face, or remember my home town. It's all gone now, time took all of it, years, decades, centuries, I can't ...
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[WP] An immortal man is a teacher at a school, that is being involved in a school shooting.
I raise my gun at another of these squealing pigs. Ah, getting a job as a teacher is so satisfying. They will have to up the background checks for teachers now. I pull the trigger again. "And another one down, and another one down, another one bites the dust..." I sing softly to myself. I pull the trigger again. "All...
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[WP] An immortal man is a teacher at a school, that is being involved in a school shooting.
If you guys enjoyed this short story try watching the movie The Man From Earth. It rebolves around a professor who has lived for about 10,000 years and can't die. He's currently moving on to another place before its noticed he hasnt aged the past 10 years and is confronted by the other professors he has worked with.
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[WP] An immortal man is a teacher at a school, that is being involved in a school shooting.
Mr. Ford took off his glasses and rubbed the bridge of his nose in frustration. "Kara, you don't always have to apply the quadratic formula to factor a polynomial. Sometimes you can just look at the numbers in the equation and see what the factors will be." "If I could just *see* the factors I wouldn't be here," she...
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[WP] An immortal man is a teacher at a school, that is being involved in a school shooting.
A gun shot is louder than you realise, if you've never heard one. You feel the sound of it run through you, sending a shiver down your spine. The cracking, squelching sound it makes when it hits flesh, like the sound of a raw steak being hit with a baseball bat is slightly more subtle. In fact most of the children were...
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[WP] An immortal man is a teacher at a school, that is being involved in a school shooting.
Three four five. I really wish they had made the magazines smaller. eight nine ten. Everyone single one of them hurts like hell on earth. thirteen. click click. hes finally out. my shirt is red and the dizziness from the lack of blood is starting to come over me. I can hear susie crying. "Okay brian, now hand me the g...
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[WP] An immortal man is a teacher at a school, that is being involved in a school shooting.
*He stood watching the blood drip across her dark skin. * James Allen had been teaching art in Middlebrow High School for forty years. No one knew his real age, only that he looked to be a thousand years old, made of paper machete, held together by congealed paints and ribbons. He was a soft man, unlike the posturin...
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[WP] An immortal man is a teacher at a school, that is being involved in a school shooting.
"Most of you will already know me. I'm Mr. Raze, most of you will know me not for my place in the school. But because of what I am, what I am incapable of doing. Dying. I have lived for a longer time than any of you could imagine, and you may ask yourself then, what could I possibly understand about death? Well the an...
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[WP] A tense hostage negotion in a bank, involving an incompetent thief verses an incompetent negotiator
"Let the hostages go free! Drop your weapons and come out with your hands behind your head!" "Let us get to our helicopter and we'll leave the hostages unharmed!" "Not good enough! Let the hostages go free, surrender your weapons and then we'll let you go to your helicopter! That's the best I can do!" "We'll free th...
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[WP] A tense hostage negotion in a bank, involving an incompetent thief verses an incompetent negotiator
*I have hostages! Give in to my demands!* The naked thief, openly tattooed with the social security number 319-12-4402, brazenly exited the bank in full view of the waiting snipers. His shrill requests alerted all to his presence. *Hold! He's got hostages! We need to hear what he has to say!* In a hurried manner ...
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[WP] A tense hostage negotion in a bank, involving an incompetent thief verses an incompetent negotiator
"Mr. Pinehurst, we have you surrounded!" "How did you know my name?" Mr. Pinehurst yelled back. The thief, dressed in a shabby, filthy old suit with mismatched pants and thick head of greasy black hair, was standing at a window of the bank, the pretty blonde teller locked in his arm, once struggling and writhing, now...
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[WP] A tense hostage negotion in a bank, involving an incompetent thief verses an incompetent negotiator
A ringing phone slides through the door. "Blue, would you mind?" Red nods to the phone, keeping one gun on the door and the other on the pregnant lady to his left Blue walks across to the phone, places his glock next to it and picks the phone up "Martin speaking. BLUE! I MEAN BLUE! BLUE SPEA- SHIT" He hangs up the ph...
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[WP] A tense hostage negotion in a bank, involving an incompetent thief verses an incompetent negotiator
"Try me! See what happens when I shoot them all! Let me free without being followed or I'll shoot them all! I swear I'll do it!" ***bsssht*** the radio switches to static. "Well yeah, then we'd shoot and kill you." ***bsssht*** "WELL... I'LL TAKE ONE HOSTAGE WITH ME THEN!" ***bsssht*** Standing 15 feet away from ...
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[WP] A tense hostage negotion in a bank, involving an incompetent thief verses an incompetent negotiator
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