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[WP] A period piece in the prohibition | He walked up the hill into the woods of Appalachian Virginia. Every step he took was heavier than the last. The thin worn path meandered it's way through large boulders and tree roots. Eventually the path met an abrupt end at a tent next to his distillery in the woods.
Julius had been making and distributing peach br... | 1 | 0 | 4 | 8,500 |
[CW] A man experiences being eaten alive by wolves. | Wolf. Fang. Blood. Torn cloth, torn skin, black fur on my palms. Biting my arm, clawing my foot, killing in cold snow. I can't look at anything without watching my own body rip apart. Why won't it stop? Why won't night fall on my mind and pull pain away from my flailing limbs? Ouch. Just lost my right calf--but I won't... | 1 | 0 | 1 | 8,501 |
[CW] A man experiences being eaten alive by wolves. | My body's dwindling. My anguish isn't. | 1 | 0 | 1 | 8,502 |
[WP] Boy meets Girl | "We're here!" The mother smiled back to the little boy sitting in the back of the car. The mother opened the door and walked around the car to help the boy out of the car. "What do you think of the house?"
The little boy pointed to the second floor, extended his arm outward and flattening his hand as if he was holding... | 2 | 0 | 5 | 8,503 |
[WP] Boy meets Girl | “Finally I got the kids in bed asleep. We can sit on the couch for a little bit before bed.” She sat down next to Brian who put his arms around her as she snuggled into him. “You know it’s your fault the kids wouldn’t go to bed.”
Brian chuckled knowing the playful banter well that he had with Nizzy his wife for the la... | 2 | 0 | 5 | 8,504 |
[WP] The Mythological god Zeus gets into a fury with his new grandson Craymer, and ends up almost killing him over a ruined dinner. | I'm not leaving this thread until someone writes me a short story of Zeus and his wacky neighbor Kramer. | 1 | 0 | 3 | 8,505 |
[WP] The Mythological god Zeus gets into a fury with his new grandson Craymer, and ends up almost killing him over a ruined dinner. | Really people Nothing? | 1 | 0 | 3 | 8,506 |
[IP] A Rolls-Royce at a trailer park | "FUCK YOU!"
"Sir... Please... Just listen. We've been sear-"
**CRASH**
The man in the suit was barely able to duck in time to avoid the large glass pitcher as it was hurled through the air with perfect aim and deadly intent. The pitcher shattered, a physical reflection of the morning's conversation. One moment, peac... | 1 | 0 | 1 | 8,507 |
[IP] A Rolls-Royce at a trailer park | I never knew him. He'd sailed off into obscurity sometime when I was just entering the phase in elementary school when the teachers blushingly turn the lights off in the classroom so you can have your first ever "Life and Reproduction" class. He'd left my grandmother before I was born, but I had known what that did t... | 2 | 0 | 1 | 8,508 |
[WP] A man and woman in a long term relationship participate in an experiment where they switch bodies | The last thing I remember before the procedure was looking at my wife. We were strapped to medical examination tables, sitting up and facing each other as they injected the sedative into our arms.
"I love you."
"I love you too."
When I woke up, I expected to see my body on the other table. Instead, I was looking at... | 1 | 0 | 2 | 8,509 |
[CW] A man trips over something only to look down and realize | A man trips over something, only to look down and realize that his foot is standing on a set of chilly tan fingers, dirty and embedded with the moist soil of the forest path. *Did I lose a glove?* he thinks, his mind throwing forward possibilities like an eager student, but he knows that the only pair of gloves he owns... | 2 | 0 | 3 | 8,510 |
[CW] A man trips over something only to look down and realize | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 3 | 8,511 |
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[CW] Write about a really bad experience without using negative words or words with negative connotations (never, can't, worst, not, etc.) | So I think today was a good day. Mum packed my favourite sandwich; Vegemite and cheese, and I got to sit next to Charlie. Plus, Dad came into my room and only tucked me into bed this time. He read me a bedtime story too, which was nice. Sure, I’m twelve, but it’s better than what he normally does. I hope I get a bedtim... | 6 | 0 | 3 | 8,513 |
[CW] Write about a really bad experience without using negative words or words with negative connotations (never, can't, worst, not, etc.) | In retrospect, it was extremely foolish of me to take up my friend's bet. Eight dollars and some change for a face full of pepper spray. I will remember that night for the rest of my life, for obvious reasons, but also some unexpected ones. For the first time in my life, I fully understood how great my friends could be... | 3 | 0 | 3 | 8,514 |
[CW] Write about a really bad experience without using negative words or words with negative connotations (never, can't, worst, not, etc.) | Today my girlfriend has decided to become someone else's girlfriend. She decided to jump the gun early though, but I must applaud her selection. Like a lottery winner, I found them in our bed and I was reminded of how beautiful the sunlight is when it hits the satin sheets. I gazed at the soft light that outlined this ... | 6 | 0 | 3 | 8,515 |
[CW] Write about a really bad experience without using negative words or words with negative connotations (never, can't, worst, not, etc.) | He was only twelve.
I could only wonder how much different my life is, changed in an instant. I wonder at times if I could have seen more clearly, thinking at the ripe young age of eighteen that I was immortal.
I had my younger brother in the car with me he was only twelve, I felt like I was driving quite safely. ... | 2 | 0 | 3 | 8,516 |
[CW] Write about a really bad experience without using negative words or words with negative connotations (never, can't, worst, not, etc.) | I love air. I love breathing. I love rushing through doors. I love dancing away from your hands. I love the red and blue splashed walls, the way the silver of the barrel looks pressed against your temple.
I love that you loved me, because I know now... I know the difference between shadows and light, the difference b... | 1 | 0 | 3 | 8,517 |
[CW] Write about a really bad experience without using negative words or words with negative connotations (never, can't, worst, not, etc.) | My dad is always looking out for me. He tells me ladies love a rugged looking man. He tells me I will be able to grow an awesome beard one day to look rugged and manly. He tells me it will accent my jawline. But until I get old enough to be able to grow the beard, sometimes he is willing to help me look better. Sometim... | 1 | 0 | 3 | 8,518 |
[WP] Doge meme investigates the murder of FFUUUUUUUUUUUU. Smiley is the prime suspect. | A man in a trench coat bitterly smokes a cigarette in the rain, waiting outside the police station. Doge appears around the corner, stumbling in a zig zag pattern towards the man. The man glares at Doge and Doge avoids eye contact as he makes every effort to not fall over.
"You're late again, Doge!" The man throws th... | 2 | 0 | 0 | 8,519 |
[OT] What is this subreddits stance on triggering stories. | *From our modmail:*
I would definitely include a trigger warning. Also be aware that anything NSFW belongs only in a clearly marked NSFW thread.
Unless the story is trollish or low-effort you are not likely to be banned just because someone reports it. There may be instances where entries get removed if there are too... | 3 | 0 | 3 | 8,520 |
[WP] At the end of your journey, you finally face the mysterious stranger that shadowed you all this time. You’ve come to realize they’ve been helping you all along. Why? | "Excellent. Excellent. Terrific work."
I was admiring it, the shining magnificence of my prize when she spoke. I turned and saw a woman in a long, dirty brown trench coat with wild, frizzy hair and a lopsided grin. Her feet weren't covered and the black dress she wore was once an expensive top-of-the-range thing. No l... | 3 | 0 | 6 | 8,521 |
[WP] At the end of your journey, you finally face the mysterious stranger that shadowed you all this time. You’ve come to realize they’ve been helping you all along. Why? | He whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you. Never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you."
"BULLSHIT!"
God was taken back, he had never been spoken to with such vulgar language, he was used to reverence and the muttere... | 1 | 0 | 6 | 8,522 |
[WP] "Do you remember the day we left Earth?" | "Hazy. But that was so long ago, it would be difficult for anyone to remember." He stared out into the aether of space through that window, watching the trickle of stars as they died.
"I was so young," I said. "I was so young when we left, it all seemed like a blur to me. What was it like? Home?"
"Home..." He dragged... | 6 | 0 | 5 | 8,523 |
[WP] "Do you remember the day we left Earth?" | I put another log on the fire, sending sparks into the night. I enjoyed these quiet moments. It was a time for thinking, for thinking was about the only thing left for me to do.
I heard laughter in the darkness around me. It was the second generation. I mentally cringed at their arrival. They filed in to the clearing... | 4 | 0 | 5 | 8,524 |
[WP] "Do you remember the day we left Earth?" | “It was beautiful,” Adam whispered, his exultation fogging up the window, red lights flashing around him. “It still is…god. Amazing.”
“What was it like?” asked SARAH, her voice coming through on the headset.
“White,” said Adam breathlessly. “It snowed the day we left. White everywhere. And then sapphire blue as w... | 3 | 0 | 5 | 8,525 |
[WP] After defeating the gods of Olympus, Kratos challenges the all true God in a battle to the death to see who is the most powerful. | Kratos scaled the gates and entered heaven, swords drawn he challenged the all Heavenly Father.
There was a brief glimpse of panic and fear the people of heaven had long since forgotten.
Paradise had softened them it seamed.
Then Kratos exploded into confetti and god started a BBQ.
"Phew," he said, "that was a close ... | 1 | 0 | 3 | 8,526 |
[WP] After defeating the gods of Olympus, Kratos challenges the all true God in a battle to the death to see who is the most powerful. | The warrior stood in front of Eden. With the Blade of Olympus in hand he broke through the Pearly Gate and entered this so-called Utopia. In front of him sat an old man, with a long white beard.
"Hello Kratos..." - the old man said.
"You know my name?"
"I know the name of all my children." - the old man said ... | 5 | 0 | 3 | 8,527 |
[WP]: Two feral children are introduced to each other. | I nervously exchanged glances with the social worker who had brought the young girl that the news papers had been churning about for the last week. I was already aware of how dangerous a feral child could be, after all I had spent the last seven months and fifteen days looking after one... Not that I was counting. The ... | 3 | 0 | 1 | 8,528 |
[WP] Humanity discovers it never had any control. Describe how it comes to terms. | I never meant for this to happen. That is probably my mantra now. My name is James Elkins. I guess I'm a scientist but I don't really know what being is now. On June 7th, 2016 I discovered...I was allowed to discover the human race is without control of it's destiny. I don't really know how to describe it to someone. I... | 1 | 0 | 1 | 8,529 |
[WP] A man with immortality slowly realizes that it is a curse, not a blessing. | *Thirty Years Ago*
"Sarah..." I said, slowly falling to my knee, "Will you marry me?"
The widest smile flashed across her face as a single, silver tear maneuvered elegantly across her cheek, "James, I... yes. Yes! Of course I will!"
As her arms flew open, I jumped excitedly into them, ready to spend all of eternity... | 2 | 0 | 7 | 8,530 |
[WP] A man with immortality slowly realizes that it is a curse, not a blessing. | The woman in the bar laughed, biting a nail as she leaned in closer to him. Jonah said all the right things, in all the right ways. Seduction was a game, and he’d been playing for a very long time.
“How old would you say I am?” he asked.
“Oh, I dunno... Twenty... seven?”
He smiled.
Back at his house, the woman rode... | 4 | 0 | 7 | 8,531 |
[WP] A man with immortality slowly realizes that it is a curse, not a blessing. | **-016**
**Resolution Challenge**
"It was my father who bought it for us. He paid for it with his life. The gift called for a payment in blood. He paid. He paid and never thought twice. We were numbered eight, when he gave us the blood; the that bonded us to the creature from the Mist. Father waved, smiled, and vani... | 10 | 1 | 7 | 8,532 |
[WP] A man with immortality slowly realizes that it is a curse, not a blessing. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 7 | 8,533 |
[WP]Finally organize and write down your thoughts for that idea that has been floating around in your mind. | Ever have a dream that ends a specific way, and upon awaking, it's real? Say, a house collapsed upon you, but in reality, a book fell from a shelf onto your head? How does the brain manage to create the dream as if it knew the book was to fall on you? Maybe it didn't... well, it actually didn't.
What if the entire dre... | 3 | 0 | 2 | 8,534 |
[WP]Finally organize and write down your thoughts for that idea that has been floating around in your mind. | Life makes no accommodations. People are generally unequipped to handle that simple truth with any grace. No one ever really thinks about it unless they have to, and even when they do they still have to fight to keep some otherwise innocent, everyday situation from flying off the rails and going up in flames.
A man'... | 3 | 0 | 2 | 8,535 |
Describe an emotion using the opposite of what that word means. |
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Describe an emotion using the opposite of what that word means. | There is a satisfaction that comes from simple things in life. Just catching a traffic light before it turns red. Finding an extra fortune cookie. Looking through the links on /r/WritingPrompts and seeing every post tagged properly. It is a warm feeling that makes whatever annoyances you know the rest of the day may ho... | 6 | 0 | 1 | 8,537 |
Describe an emotion using the opposite of what that word means. | I hated her for making me feel this way. | 2 | 0 | 1 | 8,538 |
[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | "Congratulations Dad," the doctor said. "It's a healthy baby girl!" | 28 | 0 | 59 | 8,539 |
[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | Although I had prepared for months, building up the courage required, in those seconds of silence that followed, I knew a fear that tested every morsel of strength my knees could muster. It seemed like it might never cease, but then she said, "Yes." | 37 | 0 | 59 | 8,540 |
[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | Michael opened the door, and immediately fell to the floor as his best friend greeted him. They cried, tan fur against camouflage. | 91 | 0 | 59 | 8,541 |
[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | The pomeranian that wriggled in your arms was half dog, half furball. It was so cute how he licked your finger and then tried to nibble on it with his tiny teeth in his tiny jaws. | 5 | 0 | 59 | 8,542 |
[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | "When is daddy coming out of the ground?"
"When you need him most sweetie." | 30 | 0 | 59 | 8,543 |
[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | Walking back in tears from a shift that had seemed interminable and soul-destroying, Amy was quick to anger when she felt a hand fall heavily on her shoulder (not today!) Spinning around, expecting to see a brutish face at which to hurl cathartic abuse, she instead found herself lost in the kind grey eyes that she had ... | 11 | 0 | 59 | 8,544 |
[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | Over eyes widened by wonder, the sun rose and set, rose and set. The trees, clouds, sky, and earth all smiled in the soft, warm, glow. | 7 | 0 | 59 | 8,545 |
[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | When the stars in the sky fade, and the sun comes up. It is a new day, to make everything right. | 8 | 0 | 59 | 8,546 |
[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | You look beyond the dreary clouds and rain, and suddenly it hits you.
Above each stormy cloud shines a bright blue sky. | 19 | 0 | 59 | 8,547 |
[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | Joe wrings his hands as he stares out the 20th floor window, has a long coughing fit, and rubs his bald head a bit as he looks at the other men and women sitting in the waiting room.
He weakly jumps up and lightly pounds the receptionist's desk, "I've been here forty minutes, what's the hold up," he says frustrated to... | 7 | 0 | 59 | 8,548 |
[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | And there she was; smiling brightly in a flowered dress. He bounded along the station platform. | 6 | 0 | 59 | 8,549 |
[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | The cat, tolerant and condescending, paid no attention as the tiny fist seized its tail. The baby regarded its furry conquest with scientific curiosity then heartily bit into it. | 43 | 0 | 59 | 8,550 |
[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | In a sharp, tailored suit he sat, waiting, hoping, for the right response. "You've been accepted, welcome to the team" he heard, a grin creeping across his face. | 5 | 0 | 59 | 8,551 |
[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | She had assumed that this was why they were outside. But he was looking at her, not the moon.
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[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | The Red Cross inspector looked around carefully to ensure that nobody was listening. "Call up head office immediately" he said, "There is something terrifyingly off about these work camps, and from this minute, we don't rest until we bust this entire thing open". | 5 | 0 | 59 | 8,553 |
[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | "Hey sweetie, look what I got for you, it's amazing isn't it? Mommy found a job today." | 14 | 0 | 59 | 8,554 |
[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | I was supposed to tell her that I love her. She beat me to it. | 15 | 0 | 59 | 8,555 |
[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | Bluhbluhsthrruurpp. Say it. | 8 | 0 | 59 | 8,556 |
[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | The walls were impenetrable, the fort secure. Until the dog knocked over the pillows. | 37 | 0 | 59 | 8,557 |
[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | She'd been nervous at first, when her friends cajoled her into taking the stage at her high school's talent show, but as she sang the butterflies left her stomach and took to the air. Everyone in the audience was looking at her with such joy, and suddenly she knew that making music was what she wanted to do with her li... | 4 | 0 | 59 | 8,558 |
[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | His only protection a raggedy old blanket, he wanders the winter streets with a hand frozen numb around his Styrofoam cup. Spotting a young girl cowering in a corner, he falters in his steps, then strides forward with purpose, and wraps his blanket around her shivering frame. | 2 | 0 | 59 | 8,559 |
[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | His teeth bit through the delicate crust of the oversized donut. A light shell of perfectly fried dough surrounded this overwhelming flavor of fresh strawberry, like the perfect berries his grandmother used to hand him from her garden when he was a boy. | 6 | 0 | 59 | 8,560 |
[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | In the end, I didn't have everything I wanted, but I had everyone I wanted. And now I see that I did have everything I needed to be happy. | 5 | 0 | 59 | 8,561 |
[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | She stepped out into the crisp morning air, the cold winter sun and breathed. Day always follows night, no matter how bad the night has been. | 3 | 0 | 59 | 8,562 |
[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | Her head rests comfortably on your chest as your wake. You try to move, but she just snuggles in closer. | 5 | 0 | 59 | 8,563 |
[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | Why is that man's skin so dirty, mommy?
Because people come in many different colors, like flowers. | 2 | 0 | 59 | 8,564 |
[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | "War's over, lads. We made it; we're going home." | 3 | 0 | 59 | 8,565 |
[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | Pablo reached into his pocket. Pulling out a rainbow, his penis began to grow. | 3 | 0 | 59 | 8,566 |
[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | Winston checked the glove compartment once again for reassurance on the ride ahead; it was a grave endeavor and everything had to be just right.
Yep, the package of hotdogs was still there - still there. | 2 | 0 | 59 | 8,567 |
[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | Did you hear about the man who lost his left side in a car accident? He's alright now. | 2 | 0 | 59 | 8,568 |
[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | "She's looking!" his best friend whispered, the fibers of his being tensing with anxious adolescent expectation. The boy turned his back as well, whispering, "Mate, she's always been looking -- this is just the first time you saw it." | 8 | 0 | 59 | 8,569 |
[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | Whenever I'm down, I always think that somewhere in the world, there's a clown being raped to death.
That cheers me right up. | 3 | 0 | 59 | 8,570 |
[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | Did you win the Lottery?
You did! | 2 | 0 | 59 | 8,571 |
[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | The doctor said my cancer would be terminal. Doctors are full of shit sometimes. | 3 | 0 | 59 | 8,572 |
[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | [deleted] | 3 | 0 | 59 | 8,573 |
[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | I stood in the airport remembering what it was like two years ago when she left. Then I felt a soft hand on my shoulder and smelled the lavender perfume I bought her. | 2 | 0 | 59 | 8,574 |
[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | first contribution to this sub, i just discovered it today C:
After many frustrating months of trial and error James and Christina got a call from an all too familiar voice. " Good news for the both of you," he said, " the results came back positive; Christina is pregnant!"
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[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | A baby's laughter broke the silence in the library. frowns turned upside down all around. | 2 | 0 | 59 | 8,576 |
[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | "You don't have anything to worry about", said The Almighty. Surrounded by love, you will be cradled by clouds until your time has come and you deserved it, every single moment. | 3 | 0 | 59 | 8,577 |
[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | He awoke from his dream, groggy from sleeping hunched over the hospital bed. His sons hand slowly moved to his, giving him a weak squeeze. | 3 | 0 | 59 | 8,578 |
[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 59 | 8,579 |
[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | [deleted] | 3 | 0 | 59 | 8,580 |
[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | and there I saw her, more beautiful then I had ever seen her before. soon she and I will be we. | 2 | 0 | 59 | 8,581 |
[FF] Make me happy in two sentences | "It's so ugly today," says the little boy to his mother, as they walk down the street on a dismal windy day. The dirty homeless man looks up and replies, "It's a beautiful day. Every day is a beautiful day." | 2 | 0 | 59 | 8,582 |
[WP] Someone wants to give away their soul for something. Satan tries to talk them out of it. | "You called me?"
The call of the man beside him distracted Peter. "Who are--" Before he could finish his sentence, he notices that ram horns adorn his forehead. Satan. "Yes, last night actually. Where were you?"
"I thought that if you slept through it, you'll change your mind." Satan stares at Peter's eyes, his eyes ... | 5 | 0 | 38 | 8,583 |
[WP] Someone wants to give away their soul for something. Satan tries to talk them out of it. | "Look," said Satan, "I'm not interested."
"What?" Cassie asked. "I'm offering my soul to be with the one I love."
"Yeah? So?"
"Well, I thought it would be a fairly common thing for you to do."
"Oh, would it now? Just because I'm the Lord of Hell, I can just take your soul whenever?"
"Well...can't you?"
"Of course... | 23 | 0 | 38 | 8,584 |
[WP] Someone wants to give away their soul for something. Satan tries to talk them out of it. | "Oh good, you're here. Took you longer than i thought it would."
"Well I came as fast as I could, never thought i'd see the day that God's authority on earth asked for *my* favour! What is it you want my... err... **NEW FRIEND**!"
"Ah yes, allow me to quickly place myself in this pentagon. Right, I will give you my s... | 5 | 0 | 38 | 8,585 |
[WP] Someone wants to give away their soul for something. Satan tries to talk them out of it. | Satan rubbed one of his horns and groaned. "Listen, kid. I don't usually say no to soul contracts. But no."
The boy blinked. "Why not?"
"Because," said Satan, "it's against policy."
"'Cause I'm a kid," said the kid. "I bet you think I'm stupid, or something."
"Undoubtedly," said Satan. "And because I don't really ... | 90 | 0 | 38 | 8,586 |
[WP] Someone wants to give away their soul for something. Satan tries to talk them out of it. | "Hello," Satan called, greeting the seller cordially.
"Are you him?" Stan asked.
"Him . . ." Satan left the question hanging between them.
"Lucifer? Are you him?" Stan asked, suddenly realizing that if he was, he was shaking the Devil's hand and pulled his paw away.
"I'm him. I'm the guy. The Big *Baddie*. The Soul... | 39 | 0 | 38 | 8,587 |
[WP] Someone wants to give away their soul for something. Satan tries to talk them out of it. | Satan enters the boy's bedroom room, possessing the body of a chubby middle aged woman.
"Who, who the fuck are you," exclaims Chris in a panic as he covers himself in his blanket.
The woman laughs maniacally. "Oh Chris, its your pal Satan," she says. Satan walks up to him, curtsies, and goes, "Look at this fat bitc... | 2 | 0 | 38 | 8,588 |
[WP] Someone wants to give away their soul for something. Satan tries to talk them out of it. | When Gus was seven years old, he tried to trade his soul for a new video game. His dad was barbecuing at the time. The conversation, which Gus never forgot, went like this:
"Why not?"
"Because it's a game. You have lots of games."
"But I don't have Dragon o' Time 2!"
"Maybe for your birthday, or Saturnalia, or what... | 3 | 0 | 38 | 8,589 |
[WP] Someone wants to give away their soul for something. Satan tries to talk them out of it. | "You want to give your *eternal soul* for internet points on some internet website?" Said the red god, incredulous.
"You must be retarded..." Could even *he* send a disabled man to hell? What fun would it be torturing somebody that understands nothing? He hadn't thought of this, much like the music industry he had cr... | 11 | 1 | 38 | 8,590 |
[WP] Someone wants to give away their soul for something. Satan tries to talk them out of it. | “Look, your soul isn’t worth that much.” Lucifer said as his fingers glided over the piano keys.
“Come on,” she smiled. “If you really are who you say, nothing should be out of your reach.”
Lucifer frowned, “Don’t try that game with me. It’s insulting.”
“It’s one phone call. How bad could it be?”
“You don’t know hi... | 2 | 0 | 38 | 8,591 |
[WP] Someone wants to give away their soul for something. Satan tries to talk them out of it. | **POP**
Ow, hell ow... dammit. That hurt like all get-out. Is this how it is? Just a featureless room with a table and two chairs? Please tell me that this isn't some perverse "exit interview".
The other chair was tall and leather bound, reflecting dully in the overhead light. The table, well, it wasn't anything spec... | 7 | 0 | 38 | 8,592 |
[WP] Someone wants to give away their soul for something. Satan tries to talk them out of it. | "Right. So this document declares that you, Marry White, are the owner of one (1) soul, presumed to be in Good Standing and of Moral Virtue with no previous claims, levies, or fines against"
An astute person can spot someone with a legal background from across a crowded room. There's a certain bearing: the way they ... | 8 | 0 | 38 | 8,593 |
[WP] Someone wants to give away their soul for something. Satan tries to talk them out of it. | A pale thin boy drenched in blood stared into the darkness, his features contorted by regret. "I'll give you my soul to undo this!"
"I'm afraid it's already mine..." The apparition slowly reached out its hand from the abyss, plucking it from the boys arms, and let out a visceral laugh as it launched the body into the... | 1 | 0 | 38 | 8,594 |
[WP] Someone wants to give away their soul for something. Satan tries to talk them out of it. | A pleasant scented evergreen log spit and cracked as the gales, which now buffeted the lodge, forced the fire's smoke out the large bricked fireplace. Eamonn sat in silence playing cards with Daithi and Holden, the only sound between the men was the familiar utterances,'check', 'call', 'raise' and 'fold'.
The aged tim... | 2 | 0 | 38 | 8,595 |
[WP] Someone wants to give away their soul for something. Satan tries to talk them out of it. | "Look man, I'm all for the whole 'A fool and he money are soon parted' thing, believe me. But your soul is worth a hell (pun intened) of a lot more than *a case of PBR.* You really should try and hold me out for something better than that."
Jeff stared at Satan for a moment, his red solo cup long since emptied of refr... | 4 | 0 | 38 | 8,596 |
[WP] Someone wants to give away their soul for something. Satan tries to talk them out of it. | Stan Marsley threw the fire on the crushed up herbs and waited. A puff of smoke and a flash popped in the room and an unimpressive red skinned man in a red Elvis costume appeared before him with a pitchfork. He did not have Devil horns.
"Behold! I'm Satan!" exclaimed the four and a half foot tall disappointment. "What... | 3 | 0 | 38 | 8,597 |
[WP] Someone wants to give away their soul for something. Satan tries to talk them out of it. | "So anything I want?"
Satan gives his trademark smile, exuding charm and malice. "If it hasn't been asked before. I don't want to get bored. Bad things happen on earth when I'm bored." He smiles again, showing that he's pleased with himself. "For the price of course."
"I wish to be ruler of heaven and earth."
Satan... | 3 | 0 | 38 | 8,598 |
[WP] Someone wants to give away their soul for something. Satan tries to talk them out of it. | Satan bit his lip in the plush booth, papers strewn all over the table as the woman chewed her steak in the seat across from him.
"Okay, so, going over it here. You want a healthy, young, able-bodied 666 years (nice touch), to be the inventor of indefinite human life extension and artificial intelligence with an unass... | 2 | 0 | 38 | 8,599 |
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