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[WP]There's a paperback on the clearance rack. On a whim your character picks it up and finds that it details their life thus far... How does the book end? | I was browsing my favorite bookstore when I came across a book in the back of the store. It looks as if it had not been touched in a long while. The binding was fading, the pages had yellowed. Hell, It even had that old book smell everyone knows. I bet when it was new, this book was gorgeous, the epitome of a zest for ... | 1 | 0 | 24 | 9,000 |
[WP]There's a paperback on the clearance rack. On a whim your character picks it up and finds that it details their life thus far... How does the book end? | Almost immediately she realizes that the book is detailing her life: it is shocking and hard to believe. The conclusions and possibilities logjam her mind, pressing for follow-through and return to a continuous and consistent reality that up until now has existed, but from this point on has given way to a simple a und... | 2 | 0 | 24 | 9,001 |
[WP]There's a paperback on the clearance rack. On a whim your character picks it up and finds that it details their life thus far... How does the book end? | Joe furiously thumbs through the book, his mind frantic at the incredible weirdness of just this book existing. "My god," he whispers to himself. He thumbs past the ending, unwilling to even look, and notices an index labeled, "Karmic mistakes and lost opportunities." He bites down on his lip and begins to read.
"I'... | 2 | 0 | 24 | 9,002 |
[WP]There's a paperback on the clearance rack. On a whim your character picks it up and finds that it details their life thus far... How does the book end? | Martin had been alone his whole life. Homeless, broken, and abandoned this tortured soul wandered into a bookstore. He had no money to purchase books with, but he enjoyed browsing the stacks. Reading about other people, with better lives. Happy lives.
On this day, Martin came across a paperback as worn and dirty... | 4 | 0 | 24 | 9,003 |
[WP]There's a paperback on the clearance rack. On a whim your character picks it up and finds that it details their life thus far... How does the book end? | He held the book in his hands, unsure for the briefest of moments what he should do with it. He had recognized it for what it was within seconds of picking it up.
An autobiography that he had not authored, yet the words were his own. The few pages he had read were written in precisely his style, too close to be a clev... | 2 | 0 | 24 | 9,004 |
[WP] In a world without illness, a man catches a cold, what happens? | I didn't really want to make a fuss, but something wet was coming out of my nose. It also felt like a cat was sharpening its claws against my throat, but *that* I could hide. The nose-juice, not so much. I kinda breathed in sharply, and it made a *slurp* sound, a bit like a sniffing dog. The wet shot back up my nose wi... | 3 | 0 | 4 | 9,005 |
[WP] Cheating girlfriend pocket-calls boyfriend when things got 'hot.' Tell me what's running through boyfriends mind. | "You like that?"
"Oh god, YES! Suck it, bitch."
There are a few rules I live by - *the first is to gather all the information as possible.* The others I'll get to in a moment.
I start recording the call. I've heard that voice before... not Celeste's, his. So, this guy is someone that we both know, that narrows it do... | 9 | 0 | 6 | 9,006 |
You are hiking in the mountains and you encounter a God. | The Germans call it Wanderlust. That kind of aching feeling that you get that there is nowhere you want to be more than under the open sky, with a road beneath your feet and the world ahead of you. I was doing the Pacific Crest Trail in the Summer of '08. There's a lot of things I've forgotten since then, like how hung... | 7 | 0 | 26 | 9,007 |
You are hiking in the mountains and you encounter a God. | It had been a rough week for China, a busy week. The northern Cascades had been staring at him through his office window for weeks, begging him to don his boots and stop by for an afternoon. Pale light from the monitor started to irritate his wandering eyes.
"Screw it," China resigned.
He clicked Submit shut his comp... | 43 | 0 | 26 | 9,008 |
You are hiking in the mountains and you encounter a God. | **Part 1**
"C'mon, pretty boy, hurry up!"
"Coming!" He laughed, clutching the shoulder straps of his pack. When he reached me, I took his hand. In the sunlight, his dark auburn hair glinted with its usual reddish tinge. I squeezed his hand, and he smiled at me, his teeth flashing.
"Quit it." I said, but I couldn't ... | 2 | 0 | 26 | 9,009 |
You are hiking in the mountains and you encounter a God. | I can only think of stealing from Small Gods. | 1 | 0 | 26 | 9,010 |
You are hiking in the mountains and you encounter a God. | [Not too late I hope.](http://samwise-stories.tumblr.com/post/73654541770/17-1-14) -017 | 2 | 0 | 26 | 9,011 |
You are hiking in the mountains and you encounter a God. | That sunset. Those clouds. That valley below. The standing stones. This was the place. This was the time.
He drank the last swallow of water in the canteen. Took off the backpack. It was so much lighter when he had dumped out all but the few items he would take to this spot. The last place he would ever see.
The pist... | 3 | 0 | 26 | 9,012 |
You are hiking in the mountains and you encounter a God. | A strong southern wind was blowing that day, pushing the sea breeze all the way up Mt. Olympus. Very rare. Diamond Head stood as a lone sentinal against the backdrop of the azure Pacific. It was a poor day for a hike.
The Kona winds were pushing the volcanic vog, the car smog, and the diesel fumes into the valleys.... | 2 | 0 | 26 | 9,013 |
You are hiking in the mountains and you encounter a God. | "Jesus Christ, Donnie! I've been up here for two fucking weeks, I don't even know what fucking story I'm chasing anymore! There's nothing fucking here! You've got me snowed in at some half-shit fucking basecamp chasing a missing persons story! I'm a fucking missing person right now, Donnie! Do you get it?"
Tom wa... | 1 | 0 | 26 | 9,014 |
[WP] You are a dog. | I had my favourite food, raw mince and liver today. God brought it to me, then sat beside me and stroked me as I ate it. I wasn't able to finish it all, so I pushed it over to God so He could have it. He started crying and kissed me, so I kissed him back. Well, licked, I'm not able to kiss like God does. I hope he like... | 16 | 0 | 12 | 9,015 |
[WP] You are a dog. | "Bear!"
Bear! Me! Bear is me, I am Bear.
"Bear, come!"
I'm coming! My legs hurt, and I'm a little slow, but I'm on my way! Do you have food? Treats? Are you going to give me a belly rub? I love belly rubs!
"Good boy, Bear. Do you want to go for a ride? You wanna get in the car?"
Ride! Car! Yes, please! Oh, I love ... | 6 | 0 | 12 | 9,016 |
[WP] You are a dog. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 12 | 9,017 |
[WP] You are a dog. | You're leaving? Where are you going? Can I come with you? I can see you putting those delicious things on your feet you always put on when you leave. When will I see you again? Don't go! Please! I'll be good. I'll cuddle with you on the couch. Take me for a walk. Come on!
Damnit. She left.
I saved up just enough pee to... | 2 | 0 | 12 | 9,018 |
[WP] You are a dog. | Oh that smells so delicious, the alpha should share more often. The forbidden food is always better, even if I feel awful after. She's making it for someone though, she's upset.
Wagging my tail always fixes that. Ow that hurts, when did standing hurt this bad? Wagging for her, I'm a good dog.
Forbidden food? In my bo... | 3 | 0 | 12 | 9,019 |
[WP] You are a dog. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 12 | 9,020 |
[WP] You are a dog. | Hey a road sign! Hey a tree! Hey a bird! Hey a stoplight! Hey a moving van! Hey a cat! HEY CAT! HEY! HEY CAT! HEY!
Hey my owner! Hey a building! Hey another building! Hey another dog! HEY DOG! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! DOG! HEY! Hey a sidewalk! Hey another building! Hey a stoplight!
Hey my owner! Hey the- OH I FUCKING HA... | 1 | 0 | 12 | 9,021 |
[WP] You are a dog. | I look forward to seeing /u/iamadogforreal 's take on this... | 2 | 0 | 12 | 9,022 |
[WP] You are a dog. | My pal and I went for a walk today. He and I played catch just like we always do. In my old age, it hurts to run. I'm slower now, than I was. Still, I couldn't have been happier. I've gone everywhere with my pal, parks, beaches, you name it. My pal and I have been there. My pal seems strangely sad. He pretends he's not... | 1 | 0 | 12 | 9,023 |
[WP] You are a dog. | I read all of these in the voice of Doug from the movie Up. | 2 | 0 | 12 | 9,024 |
[WP] A prostitute gets addicted to killing her clients. | Usually it's "Two prostitutes killed by man." Seems like we stop being women after we die, know what I mean? Like we're defined by our *fucking* jobs. Don't read "Two lawyers killed by man," do it? Nah, but one dead prostitute and we lose who we fucking were, lose everything we could have been and we end up being label... | 4 | 0 | 3 | 9,025 |
[WP] A prostitute gets addicted to killing her clients. | She knew it was wrong; that didn't mean she cared. The high of it was one of the best feelings she has had; better even than what she's made her living from. It's a problem really, everytime she does it she gets less and less costumers. Next time she does it might cause her to not have any at all; this would remove any... | 1 | 0 | 3 | 9,026 |
[WP] A prostitute gets addicted to killing her clients. | *Why don't they find the bodies? I'm not hiding them that well.*
"Hey, guy. You cold?" She asked, smiling at man in the leather jacket walking by. He stopped and looked her up and down, a smirk found its way onto his face. It was just slight lifting of one side of his mouth and a barely perceptible widening of the eye... | 4 | 0 | 3 | 9,027 |
[WP] Translate part of the Voynich manuscript | See /r/voynich as well...
http://deepsky.com/~merovech/voynich/voynich_f1r.html
It's still a work in progress. | 1 | 0 | 5 | 9,028 |
[CW] "They tell their children never to look him in the eyes, for he is the Ghost Faced Killer." | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 6 | 9,029 |
[CW] "They tell their children never to look him in the eyes, for he is the Ghost Faced Killer." | In the land of Shaolin there is a legend. It is told in whispers and even then the soft voices speak only the cover of night. When children ask about the iron man in mask, the parents warn him never to look in his eyes.
Decades ago, a man named Starks help found a gongfu clan. Assembling at their secret temple--known ... | 3 | 0 | 6 | 9,030 |
[CW] "They tell their children never to look him in the eyes, for he is the Ghost Faced Killer." | It's been years, but that's how legends work, really. There's a true story, but told time and time again it evolved, develops into something new and different from what it once was. It is because of this that most people don't take seriously to urban legends, but truly, there are some things that should be feared. Our ... | 3 | 0 | 6 | 9,031 |
[PI] Another Day in the Life of Jim in Lucifer's Heaven | I love it. It catches perfectly what I'd imagine they'd be doing up there. You got a nice turn with Plato's dick too. Didnt expect that and yet it all made sense in the end. Outstanding. If you got any more ideas keep them coming. | 12 | 0 | 217 | 9,032 |
[PI] Another Day in the Life of Jim in Lucifer's Heaven | Haha, this is great! You need to make this a book. | 20 | 0 | 217 | 9,033 |
[PI] Another Day in the Life of Jim in Lucifer's Heaven | Book, please. Now. Thanks!! | 10 | 0 | 217 | 9,034 |
[PI] Another Day in the Life of Jim in Lucifer's Heaven | Thanks. | 1 | 0 | 217 | 9,035 |
[PI] Another Day in the Life of Jim in Lucifer's Heaven | This would make a great mini-series on Netflix... I'd watch it! | 3 | 0 | 217 | 9,036 |
[PI] Another Day in the Life of Jim in Lucifer's Heaven | This is fantastic. | 1 | 0 | 217 | 9,037 |
[PI] Another Day in the Life of Jim in Lucifer's Heaven | I want more | 1 | 0 | 217 | 9,038 |
[PI] Another Day in the Life of Jim in Lucifer's Heaven | I love it but I'd make one change. Paul Tibets -> Thomas Ferebee.
Tibets was, as you correctly point out, the pilot of the Enola Gay on its mission to Hiroshima on August 6, 1945.
But Tibets didn't drop the bomb; he just piloted the plane. Thomas Ferebee was the bombardier on that flight. Using Ferebee would ... | 48 | 0 | 217 | 9,039 |
[PI] Another Day in the Life of Jim in Lucifer's Heaven | Not to be "that guy" but it's "Fuhrer" or if you wanna get rill fancy, "Führer". Furor cracked me up :P Kinda feels right, too, but also immediately drew me out of the story. :(
Oh and I forgot to say, I really enjoyed the original and this as well. Keep writing! | 27 | 0 | 217 | 9,040 |
[PI] Another Day in the Life of Jim in Lucifer's Heaven | This is great. I don't have questions or demands or criticism. I have recommendations of stuff you might like.
Chronicles of Wormwood, a comic miniseries written by Garth Ennis.
Preacher, a Christianity themed comic series also by Garth Ennis.
The Metamorphosis of Prime Intellect by Roger Williams (free to read onl... | 1 | 0 | 217 | 9,041 |
[PI] Another Day in the Life of Jim in Lucifer's Heaven | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 217 | 9,042 |
[PI] Another Day in the Life of Jim in Lucifer's Heaven | wow great job. I WANT MORE! | 1 | 0 | 217 | 9,043 |
[PI] Another Day in the Life of Jim in Lucifer's Heaven | Just to let you know, you subscribed me to this sub. Thanks. Can I have your ass children ? | 2 | 0 | 217 | 9,044 |
[PI] Another Day in the Life of Jim in Lucifer's Heaven | Very enjoyable read :) Please make more of these :D | 1 | 0 | 217 | 9,045 |
[PI] Another Day in the Life of Jim in Lucifer's Heaven | Please keep doing this, even write a book! | 1 | 0 | 217 | 9,046 |
[PI] Another Day in the Life of Jim in Lucifer's Heaven | A lot of people are saying book, I say take the Sherlock Holmes route and release a series of Short Stories called "Jim's Adventures in Paradise!" | 10 | 0 | 217 | 9,047 |
[PI] Another Day in the Life of Jim in Lucifer's Heaven | I'm really not getting what happens with the valley and rainbow and what Plato says. Maybe I'm just a little dense, though.
edit: okay, nevermind I guess I got it. I think the ending is a little weak. Liked the whole idea of people only being accountable for what they've actually *done*, but the ending felt a little o... | 1 | 0 | 217 | 9,048 |
[PI] Another Day in the Life of Jim in Lucifer's Heaven | Can't really argue with Hitler logic on free will, tbh. | 1 | 0 | 217 | 9,049 |
[PI] Another Day in the Life of Jim in Lucifer's Heaven | No, man, no. Don't develop this character greatly just to show him the truth. ;-; | 1 | 0 | 217 | 9,050 |
[PI] Another Day in the Life of Jim in Lucifer's Heaven | This was a really good read, I really liked the last part from Plato, it just sort of... I don't know, remind me of trying to teach people a concept? You just perfectly captured that!
(Also the clerk was hilarious) | 1 | 0 | 217 | 9,051 |
[PI] Another Day in the Life of Jim in Lucifer's Heaven | I like it. Just one thing, how can a computer fry in heaven? | 1 | 0 | 217 | 9,052 |
[PI] Another Day in the Life of Jim in Lucifer's Heaven | The amount of originality youve pulled out of such a simple idea is pure art. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Please keep running with this. i freaking loved it:-) | 2 | 0 | 217 | 9,053 |
[PI] Another Day in the Life of Jim in Lucifer's Heaven | Still so good! I hope you keep going. It reminds me a lot of Civilwarland in Bad Decline. That sort of tongue in cheek visit to a surreal world feel. Im on mobile so it's a pain, but I found an excerpt here: http://blog.syracuse.com/entertainment/2006/09/civilwarland_in_bad_decline_ex.html | 1 | 0 | 217 | 9,054 |
[PI] Another Day in the Life of Jim in Lucifer's Heaven | I beg of you, do NOT stash this brilliant story somewhere and leave it as it is. I hope to God you make this into a book, series...anything! | 2 | 0 | 217 | 9,055 |
If you were to describe taking a shit as a magical and spiritual experience, how would you do it? | The throne both supports me and lifts me above the white of the world below me. My body is heavy with the day's woes, but I am ready to void them. I push, struggling against the resistance that holds me back and I feel it give. Light embraces me as I feel everything slipping away. I do not hold on. There is nothing wor... | 1 | 0 | 2 | 9,056 |
[CW] Bad cable/netflix description summary of a fairy tale | The Tale of the Fisherman and the Fish: A wacky comedy featuring a husband who just can't say no. | 3 | 0 | 3 | 9,057 |
[CW] Bad cable/netflix description summary of a fairy tale | Snow White: A beautiful young girl is pursued by a narcissistic woman with a vendetta, and she seeks refuge in a forest with seven strange men. | 1 | 0 | 3 | 9,058 |
[CW] Bad cable/netflix description summary of a fairy tale | A confrontation between a precocious burglar and a family of domesticated bears proves deadly after the vacationing family returns to find their home in shambles. | 2 | 0 | 3 | 9,059 |
[CW] Bad cable/netflix description summary of a fairy tale | 8:00PM-10:00PM *Peter Pan* - A man who fantasizes about being a kid abducts children from their homes.
10:00PM-11:00PM *Law & Order: SVU* - A man who fantasizes about being a kid abducts children from their homes. | 6 | 0 | 3 | 9,060 |
[CW] Bad cable/netflix description summary of a fairy tale | Hansel and Gretel: [Pilot] W. Itch hosts a wacky new cooking show with recipes we guarantee you've never seen before. | 2 | 0 | 3 | 9,061 |
[CW] Bad cable/netflix description summary of a fairy tale | Sleeping Beauty: A young woman's life is forever changed when she is taken advantage of. | 3 | 0 | 3 | 9,062 |
[CW] Bad cable/netflix description summary of a fairy tale | Live-in housekeeper takes the night off, has a ball, gets a beau and a new pair of shoes. | 2 | 0 | 3 | 9,063 |
[WP] Someone on a blind date is plagued by the feeling they've seen or met the other person before. | When I came back to the table, she was on the phone, a stricken look on her face. I wanted to feel slighted that the moment I was out of sight in the bathroom, she started checking her messages and returning calls. It had happened often enough before, on previous blind dates. But this time, it was different. Someth... | 2 | 0 | 2 | 9,064 |
[WP] Someone on a blind date is plagued by the feeling they've seen or met the other person before. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 2 | 9,065 |
[WP] You stumble upon an enormous tree and something makes you realise it is Yggdrasil, the world tree | I sat transfixed upon the branch,
There in meadow of yew and oak.
In hushed tones, reserved for church,
Where sunlight filtered droplets, I spoke.
*
And there, hidden soft, I heard,
The tree speak too, in whispered sighs,
Upon the wind, and through the branches,
Flickering leaves, and breeze gone by.
| 6 | 0 | 13 | 9,066 |
[WP] You stumble upon an enormous tree and something makes you realise it is Yggdrasil, the world tree | Walking through the forest, I lost my footing as the mountain gave way to a landslide. Carrying me down I lost consciousness quickly when I struck my head. I am not sure how much time had passed, it was dark when I had awoke. I was lucky and was able to free myself from the bit of land that had tried to swallow me but ... | 2 | 0 | 13 | 9,067 |
[WP] You stumble upon an enormous tree and something makes you realise it is Yggdrasil, the world tree | "They want to cut down my tree to build a hotel!"
An old man was yelling in the middle of the street, waving a couple pamphlets printed on cheap paper.
I can't tell you why, and it does not make me proud to say it, but seeing him like that, a lone dark figure in the middle of the footwalk, behaving as if unaware of... | 2 | 0 | 13 | 9,068 |
[CONTEST] FLASH PROMPT Contest In The Chat Room Today! (see iniside for details) | What chat room?
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[HP] Firearms are never invented. What changes in the progression of history. | **WARNING: GORE**
They call us the Suicide Squad. Not because we die on our missions, but because anyone willing to do what we do must be suicidal.
"Are you ready, K?" my superior officer asks, motioning to the door that I'm about to jump out of to make a ten thousand foot drop before landing and doing my mission. Ha... | 3 | 0 | 5 | 9,070 |
[HP] Firearms are never invented. What changes in the progression of history. | "Thirty Seconds!"
"All right boys, wake a shake it, you know the plan. Fan out, don't stay too close, we don't want you all torn to shreds by the enfilading fire of those ballistae. No pincushions, got it?"
"Yes, sir!" the men cried in unison.
Pvt. Johnson suddenly lurched over, spreading the contents of that mor... | 2 | 0 | 5 | 9,071 |
[WP] A kid getting bullied at school finally has enough of it and goes all Carrie on their asses (details inside) | Eighteen years I've waited for this moment. For my power to spring out. For the legacy my father has left. They say my father was a freak, but I regarded him a hero; even though I never met the man.
I've lived in this world for eighteen years now. Endured bullying for the past six. I hated it. Despised it. Loathed it.... | 2 | 0 | 5 | 9,072 |
[WP] A kid getting bullied at school finally has enough of it and goes all Carrie on their asses (details inside) | I’d only been in the field for a few months when I met her. I would never forget Sarah Green.
My partner and I were sent out to investigate a possible arson case in my small hometown. My uniform was still stiff from lack of use, but the case seemed pretty straight forward even to the most experienced officers. Fro... | 2 | 0 | 5 | 9,073 |
[WP] A kid getting bullied at school finally has enough of it and goes all Carrie on their asses (details inside) | "Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest," Billy exclaimed.
"Really?"
"YES. You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants," he explained.
"Are you kidding me?" asked a little girl in the back of the crowd. "You're all going to get infections."
The stout little child turned back... | 1 | 0 | 5 | 9,074 |
[WP] A kid getting bullied at school finally has enough of it and goes all Carrie on their asses (details inside) | I'd gone to Everdell High after moving from my old home in the City. Here, everyone was like paper-dolls. Dressed up in school uniforms and smiling, healthy and pretty.
I wasn't pretty. Boys weren't allowed to be pretty, they would say. They mocked me when I painted my nails, they howled with laughter when I wore ma... | 1 | 0 | 5 | 9,075 |
[WP] A kid getting bullied at school finally has enough of it and goes all Carrie on their asses (details inside) | Blood drips from my nostrils. A puddle's formed at my feet now.
*WHAM*
I twirl back into the wall. A hand grabs my shirt, and I'm pulled into the face of my assailant. It's none other than the school jock(ass), Tyler. He headbutts me.
Blackness begins to settle in, much to my surprise. *Was I that weak?* I raise my fi... | 1 | 0 | 5 | 9,076 |
[PM] I'm iced in! Prompt me! | A child makes a complete mess of his/her room. What was their thought process? | 2 | 0 | 2 | 9,077 |
[PM] I'm iced in! Prompt me! | A tired and weary soldier gets lost in a wooded area, he finds an envelope on the ground... | 3 | 0 | 2 | 9,078 |
[PM] I'm iced in! Prompt me! | God is walking the Earth as a man and is arrested for vagrancy. Unable to establish a residency, he is forced into a halfway home and has to attend a court ordered meaning with a psychoanalyst. Describe this meeting.
Bonus: lead the reader to a point so that by the end they're not sure whether He's God or he's crazy. | 1 | 0 | 2 | 9,079 |
[PM] I'm iced in! Prompt me! | A man is trapped in his home, isolated from the outside world, and slowly frozen to death... | 2 | 0 | 2 | 9,080 |
[PM] I'm iced in! Prompt me! | Along an inhospitable arroyo, a tearful old man seeks the truth. He is opposed by a patriotic lawyer who believes strongly in stoicism.
What truth is he seeking, that can be found along an arroyo? Why is the lawyer opposing him? Does he find it? What does losing mean to the lawyer? Show me all this in the story.
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[WP] When two people get married, their hearts are surgically exchanged. You just filed for divorce. | "I'm sorry sir that's just not how it works." Mr. Polluck my lawyer said. It was easy for him to say too because he knew the law inside and out and because of it had refused to get married. "When you get married and you give your heart to your lover you can never get it back. It is theirs forever unless they decide, *o... | 6 | 0 | 14 | 9,082 |
[WP] When two people get married, their hearts are surgically exchanged. You just filed for divorce. | It was all I could do to stay on my feet, gaping at my husband.
This was ludicrous- *how could he do this to me?* I had never fathomed the man I had married could be so.. well, heartless.
Only six years ago we had exchanged our vows and our hearts. Literally. It is believed that love is only true if you are ... | 2 | 0 | 14 | 9,083 |
[WP] When two people get married, their hearts are surgically exchanged. You just filed for divorce. | No one ever said that divorce was easy. Who could predict things could go so sour back in the dawning of a great romance? We had some great times, for many, many years actually. But things have gotten so sour. We've said some horrible things that can't be taken back now. I've broken your heart. I never intended to hurt... | 1 | 0 | 14 | 9,084 |
[WP] When two people get married, their hearts are surgically exchanged. You just filed for divorce. | Looking back on past partners I thank the Gods we never followed through on marriage. To think "he has my heart," after what they'd done to me would disgust me further.
Not that I was disgusted with Samuel. Our divorce was a blow but his sacrifice for me outweighed any of our petty differences now.
We still loved one... | 1 | 0 | 14 | 9,085 |
[WP] Someone finds out that they can teleport at will, but only when they are wearing a single specific piece of clothing and nothing else. | Dear Journal,
I was sitting here eating an oatmeal creampie and watching mythbusters when a nearly naked man appeared out of nowhere in the corner of my room.
He was only wearing a pink frilly women's thong, and my god was he *pale*. He didn't say anything to me about why he was there, or *how*. All he did wa... | 8 | 0 | 16 | 9,086 |
[WP] Someone finds out that they can teleport at will, but only when they are wearing a single specific piece of clothing and nothing else. | I swear the door frames are getting smaller in my house. Why am I side stepping just to get to my computer desk? At least this way I can pull the perpetual wedgie out with one step and get through the frame and kill two birds with one stone without the social stigma. I sink into my chair. I don't remember getting so lo... | 5 | 0 | 16 | 9,087 |
[WP] Someone finds out that they can teleport at will, but only when they are wearing a single specific piece of clothing and nothing else. | "No seriously, you have to believe me," said Paul, dragging a hand across his face, "if I have the sock, over my dick, I can... like... teleport."
"How much *did* you drink last night, man?" Asked Roman, his irritation mounting.
Paul crossed his arms, thinking.
"I can prove it," he said finally.
"Hell no, I don... | 4 | 0 | 16 | 9,088 |
[WP] Someone finds out that they can teleport at will, but only when they are wearing a single specific piece of clothing and nothing else. | It was a total accident, back in high school, while I was getting hot and heavy with Brad in the back of his dad's pickup. I kept telling him no, that I wasn't ready. And he just got so mad! All because I wouldn't sleep with him. So he called me a bitch and broke up with me. Out in the middle of the woods, my boyfriend... | 2 | 0 | 16 | 9,089 |
[WP] Someone finds out that they can teleport at will, but only when they are wearing a single specific piece of clothing and nothing else. | "Dude, you look ridiculous!"
"Well yeah, what did you expect? This," Justin motioned at his face, then the rest of himself, "doesn't exactly go with this."
'This' consisted of the garment on his body, the secondhand prom dress serving as quite the contrast to the face above, which hadn't seen a razor in a couple week... | 1 | 0 | 16 | 9,090 |
[WP] A lawyer finds themself trapped in an elevator with a priest, a scientist, an escaped convict, and a stripper. Hijinks occur. | Miranda was a little uncomfortable when the elevator came to an abrupt stop, surrounded by five men, one of whom seemed more grizzled and unshaven than a normal member of society. The priest eying her thighs wasn't helping either. When the lights dimmed, an an auxillary light came on above. She sighed. With her intense... | 12 | 0 | 21 | 9,091 |
[WP] A lawyer finds themself trapped in an elevator with a priest, a scientist, an escaped convict, and a stripper. Hijinks occur. | What is this, a joke? | 1 | 0 | 21 | 9,092 |
[WP] A lawyer finds themself trapped in an elevator with a priest, a scientist, an escaped convict, and a stripper. Hijinks occur. | This is the premise for a Ben Stiller movie | 1 | 0 | 21 | 9,093 |
[WP] A lawyer finds themself trapped in an elevator with a priest, a scientist, an escaped convict, and a stripper. Hijinks occur. | This is great. Posting here so I can come back to it. | 1 | 0 | 21 | 9,094 |
[WP] There is a door in the middle of the room. Where does it lead? | In front of me, a door beckoned. It was all that seemed to exist in here. The bed I was sleeping on, the walls, all of it was gone. There was only a white door in the white room that stood perfectly still on the white nothingness. I felt around, clearly being able to feel barriers, but even they didn't truly have a "fe... | 3 | 0 | 7 | 9,095 |
[WP] There is a door in the middle of the room. Where does it lead? | When I woke up I had no idea where or who I was. The room I was in was empty except for a for a large door in the middle of the room. The door looked old but beautiful with intricate carvings and is stained a dark color. There is a sign on the door that says “Open Me”.
When I open the door there is a bright light o... | 1 | 0 | 7 | 9,096 |
[WP] There is a door in the middle of the room. Where does it lead? | "I must be dreaming," I thought.
When I wake up, this will all make sense.
But why couldn't I remember anything? I tried to think of the last dream I had. Do I normally not remember these things? Maybe I've had this dream before. I honestly can't remember if I can't remember.
Still staring at the note, I wonder... M... | 2 | 0 | 7 | 9,097 |
[WP] There is a door in the middle of the room. Where does it lead? | His fingers tingled as he gazed upon it. He stood enraptured at the sight of it. The door. It stood stocky, just the height of the average man. The shadow laid dark, enveloping the surrounding dim of the room. He stood, hands at his sides and leaning forward ever so slightly, ever so interestedly. The door beckoned him... | 1 | 0 | 7 | 9,098 |
[WP] Write about the events that take place after scientists confirm that God does not exist. *Or* write about the events that take place after scientists find that God definitely exists. | "Yes Henry, I AM here."
A chill went up Mr. Forbes' spine. He built this machine with the intention of mocking Sallinger, but he never expected to receive a reply to his query.
"This must be some kind of joke, how do you prove yourself?", replied Mr. Forbes.
"Easily, You knew full well that Mr. Salinger's design ... | 3 | 0 | 4 | 9,099 |
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