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[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | She smiles. He smiles. I weep. | It just isn't worth going on. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | Alone, he spoke his final words. | It just isn't worth going on. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | From cradle to cradle sized grave. | It just isn't worth going on. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | Unloved, unmourned, his note never read. | It just isn't worth going on. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | Daddy, why is mommy bald again? | It just isn't worth going on. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | The grave was so very small. | It just isn't worth going on. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | I died before my body did. | It just isn't worth going on. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | The dog died confused, in pain. | You only live once? I wish. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | It would have been a girl. | You only live once? I wish. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | I did nothing with my life. | You only live once? I wish. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | Sometimes, I really miss my mom. | You only live once? I wish. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | From cradle to cradle sized grave. | You only live once? I wish. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | Daddy, why is mommy bald again? | You only live once? I wish. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | It would have been a girl. | You're gone; I still love you. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | I did nothing with my life. | You're gone; I still love you. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | I did nothing with my life. | The dog died confused, in pain. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | Daddy, why is mommy bald again? | The dog died confused, in pain. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | It is all your fault, son. | Everything dies, as you will learn. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | Sometimes, I really miss my mom. | Everything dies, as you will learn. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | A fresh gravestone without fresh flowers. | Everything dies, as you will learn. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | She smiles. He smiles. I weep. | Everything dies, as you will learn. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | Alone, he spoke his final words. | Everything dies, as you will learn. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | From cradle to cradle sized grave. | Everything dies, as you will learn. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | Unloved, unmourned, his note never read. | Everything dies, as you will learn. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | Daddy, why is mommy bald again? | Everything dies, as you will learn. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | The grave was so very small. | Everything dies, as you will learn. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | I died before my body did. | Everything dies, as you will learn. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | A fresh gravestone without fresh flowers. | It is all your fault, son. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | She smiles. He smiles. I weep. | It is all your fault, son. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | Alone, he spoke his final words. | It is all your fault, son. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | From cradle to cradle sized grave. | It is all your fault, son. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | Unloved, unmourned, his note never read. | It is all your fault, son. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | Daddy, why is mommy bald again? | It is all your fault, son. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | The grave was so very small. | It is all your fault, son. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | I died before my body did. | It is all your fault, son. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | From cradle to cradle sized grave. | Sometimes, I really miss my mom. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | Daddy, why is mommy bald again? | Sometimes, I really miss my mom. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | She smiles. He smiles. I weep. | A fresh gravestone without fresh flowers. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | From cradle to cradle sized grave. | A fresh gravestone without fresh flowers. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | Daddy, why is mommy bald again? | A fresh gravestone without fresh flowers. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | She smiles. He smiles. I weep. | Sorry, we did all we could... | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | Alone, he spoke his final words. | Sorry, we did all we could... | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | From cradle to cradle sized grave. | Sorry, we did all we could... | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | Unloved, unmourned, his note never read. | Sorry, we did all we could... | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | Daddy, why is mommy bald again? | Sorry, we did all we could... | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | The grave was so very small. | Sorry, we did all we could... | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | I died before my body did. | Sorry, we did all we could... | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | From cradle to cradle sized grave. | She smiles. He smiles. I weep. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | Daddy, why is mommy bald again? | She smiles. He smiles. I weep. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | Unloved, unmourned, his note never read. | Alone, he spoke his final words. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | Daddy, why is mommy bald again? | Alone, he spoke his final words. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | The grave was so very small. | Alone, he spoke his final words. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | I died before my body did. | Alone, he spoke his final words. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | Daddy, why is mommy bald again? | From cradle to cradle sized grave. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | Daddy, why is mommy bald again? | Unloved, unmourned, his note never read. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | I died before my body did. | Unloved, unmourned, his note never read. | |
[FF] The saddest 6 word story that you can come up with | I died before my body did. | The grave was so very small. | |
[WP] Someone with an eating disorder is havine Christmas dinner with their family | I filled up a glass of water at the sink and slowly made my way to the table. I found my seat and sat down, dreading the next hour. I had chosen a seat that was next to the kids’ table, and a there was a small gap between the two tables where the dog would often walk through, hoping to pick up our scraps. Everyone a... | The tines on my fork rake small, even lines through my mashed potatoes; like a Zen garden, I think to myself, with a grim smile. I continue my circuit of the plate, not noticing that Aunt Zoe has heard the tiny sounds of metal cutlery dragging across a plate. Her frank blues eyes study the patterns I’m creating, now ex... | |
[WP] Someone with an eating disorder is havine Christmas dinner with their family | The trick is to make a tornado. If the turkey and the side of mashed potatoes are mixed and disheveled in a spiraled mess on the plate, people make the assumption that the food has been partially eaten. Most people don’t pay enough attention to know the difference. Pick up a fork and relocate some peas. Ask how the... | The tines on my fork rake small, even lines through my mashed potatoes; like a Zen garden, I think to myself, with a grim smile. I continue my circuit of the plate, not noticing that Aunt Zoe has heard the tiny sounds of metal cutlery dragging across a plate. Her frank blues eyes study the patterns I’m creating, now ex... | |
[WP] Someone with an eating disorder is havine Christmas dinner with their family | I wanted to go with the opposite of not-eating disorders and go along the lines of binge eating. This is my first one, it’s a little short but I don’t know where to go with it.
“Another helping, please” I ask as a hold my plate out to be filled, heaping with food spilling over the side. Why can’t I stop eating? I f... | The tines on my fork rake small, even lines through my mashed potatoes; like a Zen garden, I think to myself, with a grim smile. I continue my circuit of the plate, not noticing that Aunt Zoe has heard the tiny sounds of metal cutlery dragging across a plate. Her frank blues eyes study the patterns I’m creating, now ex... | |
[WP] Someone with an eating disorder is havine Christmas dinner with their family | *Trigger warning? Male eating disorder.*
I'm sitting in the bathroom as the food is served. My mother yells at me to come out and eat, everyone else is seated and waiting on me. I take a deep breath and head to the kitchen.
I'm seated between my father and my older sister. She still has her softball uniform on, showi... | The tines on my fork rake small, even lines through my mashed potatoes; like a Zen garden, I think to myself, with a grim smile. I continue my circuit of the plate, not noticing that Aunt Zoe has heard the tiny sounds of metal cutlery dragging across a plate. Her frank blues eyes study the patterns I’m creating, now ex... | |
[WP] Someone with an eating disorder is havine Christmas dinner with their family | The trick is to make a tornado. If the turkey and the side of mashed potatoes are mixed and disheveled in a spiraled mess on the plate, people make the assumption that the food has been partially eaten. Most people don’t pay enough attention to know the difference. Pick up a fork and relocate some peas. Ask how the... | I filled up a glass of water at the sink and slowly made my way to the table. I found my seat and sat down, dreading the next hour. I had chosen a seat that was next to the kids’ table, and a there was a small gap between the two tables where the dog would often walk through, hoping to pick up our scraps. Everyone a... | |
[WP] In a funny twist of events, someone gets lost in a city that they have never been to before, in a country where they don't speak the language, and ends up getting married, all while looking for the perfect lampshade | *Warning: This bad boy is pretty long. Grab a drink, get comfy, and dare to read on
The shimmering dawn fell upon Gabriel's sleeping face. It was a cold and quiet morning. He stirred in the bed, he was freezing. He wrapped the duvet around him, but it was too late. If the cold wasn't going to wake him up, it would be ... | A week ago, I had moved my butt over from America to India, but sort of on the border of Nepal. My heart was yearning for adventure! Craziness! And most of all, stories to tell my loved ones back at home. A day after I had moved all my belongings and found a place to stay, I began to get worried. At first the house was... | |
[WP] A person asks a villain why they are evil. The villain's response is very underwhelming. | "Why..?" The man softly said.
I dug my boot smack into his head, nose facing the deck. "The kill spot for a buck is right above his two front legs. You have to be accurate though, a little up you'll shoot 'em in the lungs. A little chip to the front of the heart, and you wasted a slug in the shoulder blade. Eventually... | We agreed to meet each other before the battle, exchange pleasantries and what not. Just us, three advisors and forty guards. Mine were from my chosen regiment, the 1st Royal Lancers. For a household unit, they are rather somber and austere. Their black uniforms with green facings lends them a grim aspect. My opponent ... | |
[WP] A person asks a villain why they are evil. The villain's response is very underwhelming. | "You're a monster, why are you so evil?". It was my second day without food or water,I'd kept quiet hoping She'd explain what was happening but no more.
I had simply been tied up and left to die while She tinkered with something on a table in the corner of the room. "Please tell me why you've done all this!"
She tu... | We agreed to meet each other before the battle, exchange pleasantries and what not. Just us, three advisors and forty guards. Mine were from my chosen regiment, the 1st Royal Lancers. For a household unit, they are rather somber and austere. Their black uniforms with green facings lends them a grim aspect. My opponent ... | |
[WP] A person asks a villain why they are evil. The villain's response is very underwhelming. | "Black is more slimming." | We agreed to meet each other before the battle, exchange pleasantries and what not. Just us, three advisors and forty guards. Mine were from my chosen regiment, the 1st Royal Lancers. For a household unit, they are rather somber and austere. Their black uniforms with green facings lends them a grim aspect. My opponent ... | |
[WP] A person asks a villain why they are evil. The villain's response is very underwhelming. | "Because when people see me, they scatter. And that way I never have to wait in line for Chipotle." | We agreed to meet each other before the battle, exchange pleasantries and what not. Just us, three advisors and forty guards. Mine were from my chosen regiment, the 1st Royal Lancers. For a household unit, they are rather somber and austere. Their black uniforms with green facings lends them a grim aspect. My opponent ... | |
[WP] A person asks a villain why they are evil. The villain's response is very underwhelming. | "And so, we come to the part of the event where you beg for your life, and I give you some reason why I couldn't possibly spare your miserable excuse for an existence. Go on, then- ask me something".
As he laughed, I struggled against the ropes that held me tight, the rough hemp biting into my flesh, rubbing my skin ... | We agreed to meet each other before the battle, exchange pleasantries and what not. Just us, three advisors and forty guards. Mine were from my chosen regiment, the 1st Royal Lancers. For a household unit, they are rather somber and austere. Their black uniforms with green facings lends them a grim aspect. My opponent ... | |
[WP] A person asks a villain why they are evil. The villain's response is very underwhelming. | My wrists hurt; tied to a chair for several hours, I needed some water, but nobody was paying attention to me.
Armed police at the doorway, remains of the door scattered around, negotiator in the room, criminal poised, hostage (me) waiting with baited breath.
They had been talking for a few minutes. I wasn't really l... | We agreed to meet each other before the battle, exchange pleasantries and what not. Just us, three advisors and forty guards. Mine were from my chosen regiment, the 1st Royal Lancers. For a household unit, they are rather somber and austere. Their black uniforms with green facings lends them a grim aspect. My opponent ... | |
[WP] A person asks a villain why they are evil. The villain's response is very underwhelming. | "Black is more slimming." | "I played a lot of Grand Theft Auto growing up." | |
[WP] A person asks a villain why they are evil. The villain's response is very underwhelming. | "You're a monster, why are you so evil?". It was my second day without food or water,I'd kept quiet hoping She'd explain what was happening but no more.
I had simply been tied up and left to die while She tinkered with something on a table in the corner of the room. "Please tell me why you've done all this!"
She tu... | "What happened to you? What hurt you so bad you had to wear this mask and take out your anger on innocents? Why do you do these things?"
"What are you rambling about? I just love wearing this mask. I mean, look at it: it's awesome!" | |
[WP] A person asks a villain why they are evil. The villain's response is very underwhelming. | "Black is more slimming." | "What happened to you? What hurt you so bad you had to wear this mask and take out your anger on innocents? Why do you do these things?"
"What are you rambling about? I just love wearing this mask. I mean, look at it: it's awesome!" | |
[WP] A person asks a villain why they are evil. The villain's response is very underwhelming. | "Because when people see me, they scatter. And that way I never have to wait in line for Chipotle." | "What happened to you? What hurt you so bad you had to wear this mask and take out your anger on innocents? Why do you do these things?"
"What are you rambling about? I just love wearing this mask. I mean, look at it: it's awesome!" | |
[WP] A person asks a villain why they are evil. The villain's response is very underwhelming. | "And so, we come to the part of the event where you beg for your life, and I give you some reason why I couldn't possibly spare your miserable excuse for an existence. Go on, then- ask me something".
As he laughed, I struggled against the ropes that held me tight, the rough hemp biting into my flesh, rubbing my skin ... | "What happened to you? What hurt you so bad you had to wear this mask and take out your anger on innocents? Why do you do these things?"
"What are you rambling about? I just love wearing this mask. I mean, look at it: it's awesome!" | |
[WP] A person asks a villain why they are evil. The villain's response is very underwhelming. | My wrists hurt; tied to a chair for several hours, I needed some water, but nobody was paying attention to me.
Armed police at the doorway, remains of the door scattered around, negotiator in the room, criminal poised, hostage (me) waiting with baited breath.
They had been talking for a few minutes. I wasn't really l... | "What happened to you? What hurt you so bad you had to wear this mask and take out your anger on innocents? Why do you do these things?"
"What are you rambling about? I just love wearing this mask. I mean, look at it: it's awesome!" | |
[WP] A person asks a villain why they are evil. The villain's response is very underwhelming. | "Black is more slimming." | "Why..?" The man softly said.
I dug my boot smack into his head, nose facing the deck. "The kill spot for a buck is right above his two front legs. You have to be accurate though, a little up you'll shoot 'em in the lungs. A little chip to the front of the heart, and you wasted a slug in the shoulder blade. Eventually... | |
[WP] A person asks a villain why they are evil. The villain's response is very underwhelming. | "Because when people see me, they scatter. And that way I never have to wait in line for Chipotle." | Through sagging eyes I watched the figure cloaked in shadows approach from the corner of the room where I was held. I had been here for days and days, never knowing the warmth of sunlight upon my barren excuse for a body. It had been an eternity since my last day outside, before I had trusted this evil demon. I knew th... | |
[WP] A person asks a villain why they are evil. The villain's response is very underwhelming. | "And so, we come to the part of the event where you beg for your life, and I give you some reason why I couldn't possibly spare your miserable excuse for an existence. Go on, then- ask me something".
As he laughed, I struggled against the ropes that held me tight, the rough hemp biting into my flesh, rubbing my skin ... | Through sagging eyes I watched the figure cloaked in shadows approach from the corner of the room where I was held. I had been here for days and days, never knowing the warmth of sunlight upon my barren excuse for a body. It had been an eternity since my last day outside, before I had trusted this evil demon. I knew th... | |
[WP] A person asks a villain why they are evil. The villain's response is very underwhelming. | My wrists hurt; tied to a chair for several hours, I needed some water, but nobody was paying attention to me.
Armed police at the doorway, remains of the door scattered around, negotiator in the room, criminal poised, hostage (me) waiting with baited breath.
They had been talking for a few minutes. I wasn't really l... | Through sagging eyes I watched the figure cloaked in shadows approach from the corner of the room where I was held. I had been here for days and days, never knowing the warmth of sunlight upon my barren excuse for a body. It had been an eternity since my last day outside, before I had trusted this evil demon. I knew th... | |
[WP] A person asks a villain why they are evil. The villain's response is very underwhelming. | "And so, we come to the part of the event where you beg for your life, and I give you some reason why I couldn't possibly spare your miserable excuse for an existence. Go on, then- ask me something".
As he laughed, I struggled against the ropes that held me tight, the rough hemp biting into my flesh, rubbing my skin ... | "Why are you evil?" I cry, tears streaming down my face as I look into the eyes of the man that killed my mom and 15 others.
"Your mom was a bitch." He replied, shrugging. "The others were just for sport." | |
[WP] A person asks a villain why they are evil. The villain's response is very underwhelming. | My wrists hurt; tied to a chair for several hours, I needed some water, but nobody was paying attention to me.
Armed police at the doorway, remains of the door scattered around, negotiator in the room, criminal poised, hostage (me) waiting with baited breath.
They had been talking for a few minutes. I wasn't really l... | "Why are you evil?" I cry, tears streaming down my face as I look into the eyes of the man that killed my mom and 15 others.
"Your mom was a bitch." He replied, shrugging. "The others were just for sport." | |
[WP] A person asks a villain why they are evil. The villain's response is very underwhelming. | "Why do you do this to us? What has society done to you to make you hate them so?"
The masked villain before me shot me in my leg and I collapsed onto the floor. He walked over to me, his gun in hand and rubbed the barrel inside of my wound. I screamed and he laughed. He bent down, and began to answer my question.
"Y... | "Why are you evil?" I cry, tears streaming down my face as I look into the eyes of the man that killed my mom and 15 others.
"Your mom was a bitch." He replied, shrugging. "The others were just for sport." | |
[WP] A person asks a villain why they are evil. The villain's response is very underwhelming. | My wrists hurt; tied to a chair for several hours, I needed some water, but nobody was paying attention to me.
Armed police at the doorway, remains of the door scattered around, negotiator in the room, criminal poised, hostage (me) waiting with baited breath.
They had been talking for a few minutes. I wasn't really l... | "And so, we come to the part of the event where you beg for your life, and I give you some reason why I couldn't possibly spare your miserable excuse for an existence. Go on, then- ask me something".
As he laughed, I struggled against the ropes that held me tight, the rough hemp biting into my flesh, rubbing my skin ... | |
bonus points if it rhymes;) | [WP] Write the funniest poem you can in four lines. | There once was a website named Reddit
T'was community content that fed it
Until a man with two dicks posted some pics
Too much for some so they fled it | The toilet he did clog on New Year
A daring escape he made
No one knew due to too much beer
And they blamed it on some guy named Wade
Edit: Formatting |
bonus points if it rhymes;) | [WP] Write the funniest poem you can in four lines. | A writer is writing a poem
The poem he's writing is like foam
It builds in the shape of a dome
Crap what rhymes with dome | The toilet he did clog on New Year
A daring escape he made
No one knew due to too much beer
And they blamed it on some guy named Wade
Edit: Formatting |
bonus points if it rhymes;) | [WP] Write the funniest poem you can in four lines. | There was an old man with a bucket
He said he came from Nantucket
I can't think of a rhyme; I'm all out of time
So I'll just finish this with ”Oh fuck it" | The toilet he did clog on New Year
A daring escape he made
No one knew due to too much beer
And they blamed it on some guy named Wade
Edit: Formatting |
bonus points if it rhymes;) | [WP] Write the funniest poem you can in four lines. | There once was a website named Reddit
T'was community content that fed it
Until a man with two dicks posted some pics
Too much for some so they fled it | There once was a man with a cat in his ass
It have him a terrible terrible rash
One day he said "I've had enough! This is it!"
And expelled the feline in a mountain of shit |
bonus points if it rhymes;) | [WP] Write the funniest poem you can in four lines. | There once was a website named Reddit
T'was community content that fed it
Until a man with two dicks posted some pics
Too much for some so they fled it | My Genetics lecturer's a master,
Breeding Fruit Flies nobodies faster,
He's got no social life, and even left his wife,
For *Drosophila melanogaster*. |
bonus points if it rhymes;) | [WP] Write the funniest poem you can in four lines. | A writer is writing a poem
The poem he's writing is like foam
It builds in the shape of a dome
Crap what rhymes with dome | I'm stuck on my prompt resolution,
But suddenly here's the solution.
For me this is piece number four,
And I don't have to write anymore!
-005 |
bonus points if it rhymes;) | [WP] Write the funniest poem you can in four lines. | There was an old man with a bucket
He said he came from Nantucket
I can't think of a rhyme; I'm all out of time
So I'll just finish this with ”Oh fuck it" | I'm stuck on my prompt resolution,
But suddenly here's the solution.
For me this is piece number four,
And I don't have to write anymore!
-005 |
bonus points if it rhymes;) | [WP] Write the funniest poem you can in four lines. | -003
We kissed at midnight on New Years Day
Felt something warm and thought, foul play!
You peed your pants and ran away
But its ok, I wish you stayed
| I'm stuck on my prompt resolution,
But suddenly here's the solution.
For me this is piece number four,
And I don't have to write anymore!
-005 |
bonus points if it rhymes;) | [WP] Write the funniest poem you can in four lines. | Haikus are quite fun.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Screw 'only four lines'. | I'm stuck on my prompt resolution,
But suddenly here's the solution.
For me this is piece number four,
And I don't have to write anymore!
-005 |
bonus points if it rhymes;) | [WP] Write the funniest poem you can in four lines. | Meat, potatoes, goulash soup
Boob baboons and hula-hoops
O! heap of beans, O! fount of poop
Meat, potatoes, goulash soup | I'm stuck on my prompt resolution,
But suddenly here's the solution.
For me this is piece number four,
And I don't have to write anymore!
-005 |
bonus points if it rhymes;) | [WP] Write the funniest poem you can in four lines. | There was an old man with a bucket
He said he came from Nantucket
I can't think of a rhyme; I'm all out of time
So I'll just finish this with ”Oh fuck it" | A writer is writing a poem
The poem he's writing is like foam
It builds in the shape of a dome
Crap what rhymes with dome |
bonus points if it rhymes;) | [WP] Write the funniest poem you can in four lines. | Meat, potatoes, goulash soup
Boob baboons and hula-hoops
O! heap of beans, O! fount of poop
Meat, potatoes, goulash soup | Haikus are quite fun.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Screw 'only four lines'. |
bonus points if it rhymes;) | [WP] Write the funniest poem you can in four lines. | My father always gave good advice
He said short phrases that were nice.
One day he wrapped his arm around my shoulder and said, "honey,
"Remember the most important thing: Fuck bitches. Get money." | A man was paying a visit to the doctor's office
"If you could stop masturbating, that would be a plus!"
The man asked, "but why doctor? I have no clue!"
"Only because I'm trying to examine you!"
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#003
(I know this one was a bit of a cop-out, but rhyming is hard!) |
bonus points if it rhymes;) | [WP] Write the funniest poem you can in four lines. | Meat, potatoes, goulash soup
Boob baboons and hula-hoops
O! heap of beans, O! fount of poop
Meat, potatoes, goulash soup | A man was paying a visit to the doctor's office
"If you could stop masturbating, that would be a plus!"
The man asked, "but why doctor? I have no clue!"
"Only because I'm trying to examine you!"
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#003
(I know this one was a bit of a cop-out, but rhyming is hard!) |
bonus points if it rhymes;) | [WP] Write the funniest poem you can in four lines. | Meat, potatoes, goulash soup
Boob baboons and hula-hoops
O! heap of beans, O! fount of poop
Meat, potatoes, goulash soup | My father always gave good advice
He said short phrases that were nice.
One day he wrapped his arm around my shoulder and said, "honey,
"Remember the most important thing: Fuck bitches. Get money." |
[WP] The saddest and most depressing description of a snow day ever | *Hisss*. Elsa dunked the tea bag further into her cup, watching the red from the leaves swirl and explode in her drink. Although she would rather treat herself to a steaming cup of coffee, she had to admit, watching the colors kinda made up for it.
Giving up caffeine would help, her husband said. And she supposed it d... | -005
I knew it was a snow day when I didn’t wake up until around noon on a Tuesday. Went upstairs. Didn’t eat anything.
It was just last month. It was a snow day. She came to pick me up so we go to a movie. I was happy then. We were all happy in one way or another. I’d look at her and she’d laugh. I’d look at her an... | |
[WP] The saddest and most depressing description of a snow day ever | *Hisss*. Elsa dunked the tea bag further into her cup, watching the red from the leaves swirl and explode in her drink. Although she would rather treat herself to a steaming cup of coffee, she had to admit, watching the colors kinda made up for it.
Giving up caffeine would help, her husband said. And she supposed it d... | The frozen flakes of folly fell like nuclear ash. I watched them drifting outside my window, hiding the broken bottles, the old needles, and refuse left by the men and women who lived around me. It covered the old rusted cars, jacked up on blocks and missing tires, helping the scumbags living there pretend for a day th... |
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