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[FF] Write an emotionally devastating three word story. | Unworn baby shoes.
Edit: Credit to Hemmingway for the inspiration. Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/For_sale:_baby_shoes,_never_worn | Please wake up. | |
[FF] Write an emotionally devastating three word story. | "Cancer," he sighed. | Please wake up. | |
[FF] Write an emotionally devastating three word story. | You never mattered.
| Please wake up. | |
[FF] Write an emotionally devastating three word story. | I fucked ted | Please wake up. | |
[FF] Write an emotionally devastating three word story. | "Cancer," he sighed. | Going in dry. | |
[FF] Write an emotionally devastating three word story. | You never mattered.
| Going in dry. | |
[FF] Write an emotionally devastating three word story. | I fucked ted | Going in dry. | |
[FF] Write an emotionally devastating three word story. | "Cancer," he sighed. | Unworn baby shoes.
Edit: Credit to Hemmingway for the inspiration. Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/For_sale:_baby_shoes,_never_worn | |
[FF] Write an emotionally devastating three word story. | You never mattered.
| Unworn baby shoes.
Edit: Credit to Hemmingway for the inspiration. Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/For_sale:_baby_shoes,_never_worn | |
[FF] Write an emotionally devastating three word story. | I fucked ted | Unworn baby shoes.
Edit: Credit to Hemmingway for the inspiration. Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/For_sale:_baby_shoes,_never_worn | |
[FF] Write an emotionally devastating three word story. | "Cancer," he sighed. | Couldn't save them. | |
[FF] Write an emotionally devastating three word story. | You never mattered.
| Couldn't save them. | |
[FF] Write an emotionally devastating three word story. | I fucked ted | Couldn't save them. | |
[FF] Write an emotionally devastating three word story. | "Deceased, age seven."
True story. Broke me.
"Pray to forget." in a similar vein. | Couldn't save them. | |
[FF] Write an emotionally devastating three word story. | Timmy, breathe... *please*... | Couldn't save them. | |
[FF] Write an emotionally devastating three word story. | "Deceased, age seven."
True story. Broke me.
"Pray to forget." in a similar vein. | It's a girl | |
[FF] Write an emotionally devastating three word story. | Never told her | It's a girl | |
[FF] Write an emotionally devastating three word story. | Timmy, breathe... *please*... | It's a girl | |
[FF] Write an emotionally devastating three word story. | "Deceased, age seven."
True story. Broke me.
"Pray to forget." in a similar vein. | Not good enough | |
[FF] Write an emotionally devastating three word story. | Never told her | Not good enough | |
[FF] Write an emotionally devastating three word story. | Please, stop, Daddy... | Not good enough | |
[FF] Write an emotionally devastating three word story. | You? Yeah, right. | Not good enough | |
[FF] Write an emotionally devastating three word story. | Timmy, breathe... *please*... | Not good enough | |
[FF] Write an emotionally devastating three word story. | Timmy, breathe... *please*... | "Deceased, age seven."
True story. Broke me.
"Pray to forget." in a similar vein. | |
[FF] Write an emotionally devastating three word story. | Timmy, breathe... *please*... | Never told her | |
[FF] Write an emotionally devastating three word story. | Timmy, breathe... *please*... | Please, stop, Daddy... | |
[FF] Write an emotionally devastating three word story. | Timmy, breathe... *please*... | You? Yeah, right. | |
And by 100% impossible things I mean like suddenly bursting into flame for no reason, or drowning despite not having been around water that day, or being attacked by a dog wielding a baseball bat in its paws. | [WP] All the things paranoid people worry about start to come true, even if they were 100% impossible before. | My day was ordinary. The sun was bright outside, work was pleasant. The neighbor was cutting his grass when I got home, and he gave me a friendly wave. I reciprocated out of polite habit.
I pulled my keys out of my ignition and opened my door, slamming it behind me and punching the little lock symbol twice with my thu... | You know when they say that your life was supposed to flash before your eyes right on the brink of your own death? Well.. I wish that was the case. All I saw was burglar's knife slashing me open, like a bag of meat right after I started brushing my teeth. He hid in the shower. The very shower I check up on, to make sur... |
[FF] A woman dances the tango on her roof in the middle of the night while a stranger watches. By dawn they will both be dead. 300 words max. | Radiation poisoning is a bitch, Burt mused while he took another sip of his martini. Up ahead, Brenda was doing what she swore to do earlier that day: defy death and feel alive. Illuminated by the gibbous moon, she was stumbling across the flat roof of one of the science village's many bungalows. If you knew where and ... | The cold night air presses up against her skin. The open window lays witness to the sultry naked moon, dancing in its kingdom of stars. She undresses, slipping out of her nightgown, wearing nothing but her thong. She glances at the bedside clock: *2:15*. Yet another disappointing night without him. He's still hasn't co... | |
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"In his first year, historically unlikely dual-role leader of the faithful Pope Commissioner Francis has ruled that collisions at the plate are acceptable only in Just Cause cases, declared the DH invalid under the Papal understanding of Surrogacy, and has declared the Cubs a de facto play-off spot in 2015 s... | [WP] [FF] Write a snippet from an absurd news article. Give no context, and make sure it feels like a clipping, where we are left to figure out what you're talking about. Try to include at least one well-known name. Any time period. | Gordon-Levitt disagreed with these statements, and when asked he replied, "I just don't get everyone's fascination with her. I pay her to do it, and she does it. It's the free market."
Tom Cruise declined to make a comment on the allegations. | It was then left to sirs Barrington and Scythmore to carry the plangent strain of motive assigned them and their noble horns, which unfortunately fell upon the listeners’ ears like crap-balls flung by angry zoo apes. Lofty moments of true melody did appear sporadically, though only to be driven quick to ground by a can... |
Example:
"In his first year, historically unlikely dual-role leader of the faithful Pope Commissioner Francis has ruled that collisions at the plate are acceptable only in Just Cause cases, declared the DH invalid under the Papal understanding of Surrogacy, and has declared the Cubs a de facto play-off spot in 2015 s... | [WP] [FF] Write a snippet from an absurd news article. Give no context, and make sure it feels like a clipping, where we are left to figure out what you're talking about. Try to include at least one well-known name. Any time period. | ... reportedly told police, "It was the prettiest sheep he'd ever seen."
Mr Doncaster's wife refused to comment, however a source close to the family claimed to have a poodle that would often act skittish when walking past the Doncaster estate.
Speculations continue about the physical logistics of Mr Doncaster's...
| It was then left to sirs Barrington and Scythmore to carry the plangent strain of motive assigned them and their noble horns, which unfortunately fell upon the listeners’ ears like crap-balls flung by angry zoo apes. Lofty moments of true melody did appear sporadically, though only to be driven quick to ground by a can... |
Example:
"In his first year, historically unlikely dual-role leader of the faithful Pope Commissioner Francis has ruled that collisions at the plate are acceptable only in Just Cause cases, declared the DH invalid under the Papal understanding of Surrogacy, and has declared the Cubs a de facto play-off spot in 2015 s... | [WP] [FF] Write a snippet from an absurd news article. Give no context, and make sure it feels like a clipping, where we are left to figure out what you're talking about. Try to include at least one well-known name. Any time period. | --after being taken down by one unarmed police officer dressed in a banana suit. Beiber's reps have declined to comment. | It was then left to sirs Barrington and Scythmore to carry the plangent strain of motive assigned them and their noble horns, which unfortunately fell upon the listeners’ ears like crap-balls flung by angry zoo apes. Lofty moments of true melody did appear sporadically, though only to be driven quick to ground by a can... |
Example:
"In his first year, historically unlikely dual-role leader of the faithful Pope Commissioner Francis has ruled that collisions at the plate are acceptable only in Just Cause cases, declared the DH invalid under the Papal understanding of Surrogacy, and has declared the Cubs a de facto play-off spot in 2015 s... | [WP] [FF] Write a snippet from an absurd news article. Give no context, and make sure it feels like a clipping, where we are left to figure out what you're talking about. Try to include at least one well-known name. Any time period. | and four hours ago we have confirmed that this epidemic has been caused by Tom Cruise. He was reluctant to say much other than "It's my left arm." Scientists are working on a cure, until then, please stay inside your homes until it's safe. | It was then left to sirs Barrington and Scythmore to carry the plangent strain of motive assigned them and their noble horns, which unfortunately fell upon the listeners’ ears like crap-balls flung by angry zoo apes. Lofty moments of true melody did appear sporadically, though only to be driven quick to ground by a can... |
Example:
"In his first year, historically unlikely dual-role leader of the faithful Pope Commissioner Francis has ruled that collisions at the plate are acceptable only in Just Cause cases, declared the DH invalid under the Papal understanding of Surrogacy, and has declared the Cubs a de facto play-off spot in 2015 s... | [WP] [FF] Write a snippet from an absurd news article. Give no context, and make sure it feels like a clipping, where we are left to figure out what you're talking about. Try to include at least one well-known name. Any time period. | ... reportedly told police, "It was the prettiest sheep he'd ever seen."
Mr Doncaster's wife refused to comment, however a source close to the family claimed to have a poodle that would often act skittish when walking past the Doncaster estate.
Speculations continue about the physical logistics of Mr Doncaster's...
| climbed onto the machine. He entered the tank and appeared to be speaking with the operator. Moments later, he emerged holding the severed head of the driver. He held it high and screamed. Soldiers converged on the tank and opened fire. Tank Man ignored the hail of gunfire and launched himself at his attackers. The sce... |
Example:
"In his first year, historically unlikely dual-role leader of the faithful Pope Commissioner Francis has ruled that collisions at the plate are acceptable only in Just Cause cases, declared the DH invalid under the Papal understanding of Surrogacy, and has declared the Cubs a de facto play-off spot in 2015 s... | [WP] [FF] Write a snippet from an absurd news article. Give no context, and make sure it feels like a clipping, where we are left to figure out what you're talking about. Try to include at least one well-known name. Any time period. | --after being taken down by one unarmed police officer dressed in a banana suit. Beiber's reps have declined to comment. | climbed onto the machine. He entered the tank and appeared to be speaking with the operator. Moments later, he emerged holding the severed head of the driver. He held it high and screamed. Soldiers converged on the tank and opened fire. Tank Man ignored the hail of gunfire and launched himself at his attackers. The sce... |
Example:
"In his first year, historically unlikely dual-role leader of the faithful Pope Commissioner Francis has ruled that collisions at the plate are acceptable only in Just Cause cases, declared the DH invalid under the Papal understanding of Surrogacy, and has declared the Cubs a de facto play-off spot in 2015 s... | [WP] [FF] Write a snippet from an absurd news article. Give no context, and make sure it feels like a clipping, where we are left to figure out what you're talking about. Try to include at least one well-known name. Any time period. | and four hours ago we have confirmed that this epidemic has been caused by Tom Cruise. He was reluctant to say much other than "It's my left arm." Scientists are working on a cure, until then, please stay inside your homes until it's safe. | climbed onto the machine. He entered the tank and appeared to be speaking with the operator. Moments later, he emerged holding the severed head of the driver. He held it high and screamed. Soldiers converged on the tank and opened fire. Tank Man ignored the hail of gunfire and launched himself at his attackers. The sce... |
Example:
"In his first year, historically unlikely dual-role leader of the faithful Pope Commissioner Francis has ruled that collisions at the plate are acceptable only in Just Cause cases, declared the DH invalid under the Papal understanding of Surrogacy, and has declared the Cubs a de facto play-off spot in 2015 s... | [WP] [FF] Write a snippet from an absurd news article. Give no context, and make sure it feels like a clipping, where we are left to figure out what you're talking about. Try to include at least one well-known name. Any time period. | and four hours ago we have confirmed that this epidemic has been caused by Tom Cruise. He was reluctant to say much other than "It's my left arm." Scientists are working on a cure, until then, please stay inside your homes until it's safe. | ... reportedly told police, "It was the prettiest sheep he'd ever seen."
Mr Doncaster's wife refused to comment, however a source close to the family claimed to have a poodle that would often act skittish when walking past the Doncaster estate.
Speculations continue about the physical logistics of Mr Doncaster's...
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Example:
"In his first year, historically unlikely dual-role leader of the faithful Pope Commissioner Francis has ruled that collisions at the plate are acceptable only in Just Cause cases, declared the DH invalid under the Papal understanding of Surrogacy, and has declared the Cubs a de facto play-off spot in 2015 s... | [WP] [FF] Write a snippet from an absurd news article. Give no context, and make sure it feels like a clipping, where we are left to figure out what you're talking about. Try to include at least one well-known name. Any time period. | and four hours ago we have confirmed that this epidemic has been caused by Tom Cruise. He was reluctant to say much other than "It's my left arm." Scientists are working on a cure, until then, please stay inside your homes until it's safe. | --after being taken down by one unarmed police officer dressed in a banana suit. Beiber's reps have declined to comment. |
[FF] Produce the most surprising two sentence story you can. Catch us off guard! | *"It tastes surprisingly good if you add oregano, Martha was right"*, he thought to himself as he munched on his newly-cooked infant's left leg. | Tested Positive | |
[FF] Produce the most surprising two sentence story you can. Catch us off guard! | Slowly, he lowered the knife to the table, shuddering in horror at the atrocity he just committed. He cut up his Snicker's bar in a desperate attempt to be fancy.
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Ha, I just watched that episode of Seinfeld and had to. | Tested Positive | |
[FF] Produce the most surprising two sentence story you can. Catch us off guard! | After waiting for an eternity, Jillian decided to finally go for the kiss.
She could hardly even smell the formaldehyde on him this time! | Tested Positive | |
[FF] Produce the most surprising two sentence story you can. Catch us off guard! | He finally married the girl of his dreams. It all ended when she turned out to be a giraffe in a very convincing costume. | Tested Positive | |
[FF] Produce the most surprising two sentence story you can. Catch us off guard! | "Congratulations, Jamarcus, you are not the father! You are the son!" | Tested Positive | |
[FF] Produce the most surprising two sentence story you can. Catch us off guard! | Then I wrote this sentence. I travelled back in time. | Tested Positive | |
[FF] Produce the most surprising two sentence story you can. Catch us off guard! | *"It tastes surprisingly good if you add oregano, Martha was right"*, he thought to himself as he munched on his newly-cooked infant's left leg. | It wasn't the first time he'd skied. In fact, he was just taking out the trash. | |
[FF] Produce the most surprising two sentence story you can. Catch us off guard! | *"It tastes surprisingly good if you add oregano, Martha was right"*, he thought to himself as he munched on his newly-cooked infant's left leg. | The mugs on the tables held a liquid that represented ruined lives. Misery, regret, and disdain were ever-present in the attitudes of those in the cubicles. | |
[FF] Produce the most surprising two sentence story you can. Catch us off guard! | After waiting for an eternity, Jillian decided to finally go for the kiss.
She could hardly even smell the formaldehyde on him this time! | Slowly, he lowered the knife to the table, shuddering in horror at the atrocity he just committed. He cut up his Snicker's bar in a desperate attempt to be fancy.
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Ha, I just watched that episode of Seinfeld and had to. | |
[FF] Produce the most surprising two sentence story you can. Catch us off guard! | "Congratulations, Jamarcus, you are not the father! You are the son!" | Slowly, he lowered the knife to the table, shuddering in horror at the atrocity he just committed. He cut up his Snicker's bar in a desperate attempt to be fancy.
___
Ha, I just watched that episode of Seinfeld and had to. | |
[FF] Produce the most surprising two sentence story you can. Catch us off guard! | Then I wrote this sentence. I travelled back in time. | Slowly, he lowered the knife to the table, shuddering in horror at the atrocity he just committed. He cut up his Snicker's bar in a desperate attempt to be fancy.
___
Ha, I just watched that episode of Seinfeld and had to. | |
[FF] Produce the most surprising two sentence story you can. Catch us off guard! | Then I wrote this sentence. I travelled back in time. | After waiting for an eternity, Jillian decided to finally go for the kiss.
She could hardly even smell the formaldehyde on him this time! | |
[FF] Produce the most surprising two sentence story you can. Catch us off guard! | Then I wrote this sentence. I travelled back in time. | He finally married the girl of his dreams. It all ended when she turned out to be a giraffe in a very convincing costume. | |
[FF] Produce the most surprising two sentence story you can. Catch us off guard! | Then I wrote this sentence. I travelled back in time. | "Congratulations, Jamarcus, you are not the father! You are the son!" | |
Promise.
Edit: Good job xdiskMod, Avrienne, eqox, Perish_In_a_Fire, Carensza, prra!
| [WP] Write an enormously long piece about someone lost in the woods and I promise to read it. | I looked around after crawling through the underbrush near the edge of the forest. The village looked smaller from here, the top of the hill where the forest started. I turned towards the forest, peering into its forbidden depths. My whole life I was told to stay away from it. Several dozen stories were circulating abo... | I didn't set out to get lost in a forest that never ends. I still don't really understand how it happened.
Every day, I run. Sometimes it's only for twenty minutes, if that's all I can spare, and sometimes it's for an hour or more. The bike trail loops around almost the whole town, and there's a good amount of dece... |
Promise.
Edit: Good job xdiskMod, Avrienne, eqox, Perish_In_a_Fire, Carensza, prra!
| [WP] Write an enormously long piece about someone lost in the woods and I promise to read it. | I looked around after crawling through the underbrush near the edge of the forest. The village looked smaller from here, the top of the hill where the forest started. I turned towards the forest, peering into its forbidden depths. My whole life I was told to stay away from it. Several dozen stories were circulating abo... | Her mother had cried.
Her mother always cried. She cried when Alethea had ripped her dress when she had been playing with the boys in the village instead of doing her chores. She cried when Alethea had asked for a bow and arrow for her birthday instead of a new cooking pot. She had cried when Alethea had cut all her b... |
Promise.
Edit: Good job xdiskMod, Avrienne, eqox, Perish_In_a_Fire, Carensza, prra!
| [WP] Write an enormously long piece about someone lost in the woods and I promise to read it. | I looked around after crawling through the underbrush near the edge of the forest. The village looked smaller from here, the top of the hill where the forest started. I turned towards the forest, peering into its forbidden depths. My whole life I was told to stay away from it. Several dozen stories were circulating abo... | Macx knew the first rule, "Never walk like you have a purpose." It wasn't just the motion of your legs, the swinging of your arms and the weight of your pack. Its the moment you are moving forward with scarcely any thought of what your limbs are doing. It becomes one of those fancy movie camera tricks, with the added b... |
Bonus points if it's something really silly/basic. | [WP] After years of solving crimes, a legendary detective (e.g. Sherlock Holmes, Hercule Poirot) tries their hand at committing the perfect crime. A rookie detective is assigned to the case and solves it in a day. What went wrong? | "Evidently, the butler did it. " Holmes declared with serene conviction. The man started forward and began to make a jumbled defense but was cut short as the Admiral ordered him quiet.
With a slight bow to our venerable host, Holmes proceeded. "Lady Ophelia had despised poor oafish Nesbit and cuckolded him liberally"... | It was the perfect crime. One could say that Sherlock Holmes spent his life preparing for it. The timing was on point, the reward, the biggest heist in human history. All was perfect, until...the rookie detective solved it in less than a day, before the big wigs would arrive on the scene to take charge of the case.
Sh... |
Bonus points if it's something really silly/basic. | [WP] After years of solving crimes, a legendary detective (e.g. Sherlock Holmes, Hercule Poirot) tries their hand at committing the perfect crime. A rookie detective is assigned to the case and solves it in a day. What went wrong? | "H.G. Wells' Invisible Man."
I speak the simple phrase as one would slip a coin into a fair ground automaton. My offering, though meager, sets a myriad of cogs and intricate mechanisms into motion as the great Sherlock Holmes extrapolates my meaning. He skims the vast reservoir of his own recollections and cross refer... | It was the perfect crime. One could say that Sherlock Holmes spent his life preparing for it. The timing was on point, the reward, the biggest heist in human history. All was perfect, until...the rookie detective solved it in less than a day, before the big wigs would arrive on the scene to take charge of the case.
Sh... |
Bonus points if it's something really silly/basic. | [WP] After years of solving crimes, a legendary detective (e.g. Sherlock Holmes, Hercule Poirot) tries their hand at committing the perfect crime. A rookie detective is assigned to the case and solves it in a day. What went wrong? | "Evidently, the butler did it. " Holmes declared with serene conviction. The man started forward and began to make a jumbled defense but was cut short as the Admiral ordered him quiet.
With a slight bow to our venerable host, Holmes proceeded. "Lady Ophelia had despised poor oafish Nesbit and cuckolded him liberally"... | The Rookie revealed himself to be... "Doctor John Watson !?" Both Sherlock and Moriarty exclaimed. "Why of course my dear Holmes," What worthier adversary would there be but your only friend ?" |
Bonus points if it's something really silly/basic. | [WP] After years of solving crimes, a legendary detective (e.g. Sherlock Holmes, Hercule Poirot) tries their hand at committing the perfect crime. A rookie detective is assigned to the case and solves it in a day. What went wrong? | "H.G. Wells' Invisible Man."
I speak the simple phrase as one would slip a coin into a fair ground automaton. My offering, though meager, sets a myriad of cogs and intricate mechanisms into motion as the great Sherlock Holmes extrapolates my meaning. He skims the vast reservoir of his own recollections and cross refer... | The Rookie revealed himself to be... "Doctor John Watson !?" Both Sherlock and Moriarty exclaimed. "Why of course my dear Holmes," What worthier adversary would there be but your only friend ?" |
Bonus points if it's something really silly/basic. | [WP] After years of solving crimes, a legendary detective (e.g. Sherlock Holmes, Hercule Poirot) tries their hand at committing the perfect crime. A rookie detective is assigned to the case and solves it in a day. What went wrong? | "H.G. Wells' Invisible Man."
I speak the simple phrase as one would slip a coin into a fair ground automaton. My offering, though meager, sets a myriad of cogs and intricate mechanisms into motion as the great Sherlock Holmes extrapolates my meaning. He skims the vast reservoir of his own recollections and cross refer... | Sherlock paced the width of his cell, the blackness of withdrawal kicking in. It had been the perfect plan. The security cameras had been shut down, he had known exactly where every guard had been. His alibi and how to get the money out of the country came were in place, and flawless, but would never be used. He had go... |
Bonus points if it's something really silly/basic. | [WP] After years of solving crimes, a legendary detective (e.g. Sherlock Holmes, Hercule Poirot) tries their hand at committing the perfect crime. A rookie detective is assigned to the case and solves it in a day. What went wrong? | Jack Lennox smiled as the detective entered the interrogation room, his gray eyes lit up with amusement. "How may I help you, Detective?"
"The name's Smith. I've got a case for you, Lennox. Figured I'd pick your brain about it." The man settled into the chair opposite Lennox, pausing to light a cigarette. Lennox wrink... | Sherlock paced the width of his cell, the blackness of withdrawal kicking in. It had been the perfect plan. The security cameras had been shut down, he had known exactly where every guard had been. His alibi and how to get the money out of the country came were in place, and flawless, but would never be used. He had go... |
Bonus points if it's something really silly/basic. | [WP] After years of solving crimes, a legendary detective (e.g. Sherlock Holmes, Hercule Poirot) tries their hand at committing the perfect crime. A rookie detective is assigned to the case and solves it in a day. What went wrong? | "H.G. Wells' Invisible Man."
I speak the simple phrase as one would slip a coin into a fair ground automaton. My offering, though meager, sets a myriad of cogs and intricate mechanisms into motion as the great Sherlock Holmes extrapolates my meaning. He skims the vast reservoir of his own recollections and cross refer... | "Evidently, the butler did it. " Holmes declared with serene conviction. The man started forward and began to make a jumbled defense but was cut short as the Admiral ordered him quiet.
With a slight bow to our venerable host, Holmes proceeded. "Lady Ophelia had despised poor oafish Nesbit and cuckolded him liberally"... |
[WP]Obama reveals why all the American Spying is really going on the 17th. It's not to protect us from terrorism, its to protect us from much something worse. | Good evening my fellow Americans. In the past months, recent leaks by a man that was contracted by the National Security Agency has revealed to the public several programs that center around data gathering by the United States. This includes phone records and email activity. It has sparked a debate in this country... | Thought this was news, got excited. :( | |
[WP]Obama reveals why all the American Spying is really going on the 17th. It's not to protect us from terrorism, its to protect us from much something worse. | My fellow Americans,
In the last six months, there have been revelations as to the nature of the National Security Agency's capabilities, powers, limitations and oversight. These revelations were brought to our allies, our enemies, and you, the American People's attention in a manner that circumvented the normal, off... | Thought this was news, got excited. :( | |
[WP]Obama reveals why all the American Spying is really going on the 17th. It's not to protect us from terrorism, its to protect us from much something worse. | Good evening my fellow Americans. In the past months, recent leaks by a man that was contracted by the National Security Agency has revealed to the public several programs that center around data gathering by the United States. This includes phone records and email activity. It has sparked a debate in this country... | My fellow Americans. As you all have recently been made aware, the NSA along with other allies in the world have been gathering intelligence on all of our citizens. I am here today to explain to you, contrary to the advise from several trusted advisors, why we have been performing this intrusion of privacy. We have ... | |
[WP]Obama reveals why all the American Spying is really going on the 17th. It's not to protect us from terrorism, its to protect us from much something worse. | My fellow Americans,
In the last six months, there have been revelations as to the nature of the National Security Agency's capabilities, powers, limitations and oversight. These revelations were brought to our allies, our enemies, and you, the American People's attention in a manner that circumvented the normal, off... | My fellow Americans. As you all have recently been made aware, the NSA along with other allies in the world have been gathering intelligence on all of our citizens. I am here today to explain to you, contrary to the advise from several trusted advisors, why we have been performing this intrusion of privacy. We have ... | |
[WP]Obama reveals why all the American Spying is really going on the 17th. It's not to protect us from terrorism, its to protect us from much something worse. | I've never done this before and it's probably the shittiest thing I've ever written but here we go:
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A family sits on their couch watching fox news. The dog rests in his bed, a solemn crucifix hangs above the television, and the fireplace roars. They sit together as one - bound by blood, bonds, strong traditiona... | My fellow Americans. As you all have recently been made aware, the NSA along with other allies in the world have been gathering intelligence on all of our citizens. I am here today to explain to you, contrary to the advise from several trusted advisors, why we have been performing this intrusion of privacy. We have ... | |
[WP]Obama reveals why all the American Spying is really going on the 17th. It's not to protect us from terrorism, its to protect us from much something worse. | “Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the United States.”
*Applause*
“Thank you… Thank you. My fellow Americans, tonight I want to talk to you about about the NSA, the National Security Administration -- why it matters, and where we go from here.
Over the past year, what began as a series of minor leaks against... | My fellow Americans. As you all have recently been made aware, the NSA along with other allies in the world have been gathering intelligence on all of our citizens. I am here today to explain to you, contrary to the advise from several trusted advisors, why we have been performing this intrusion of privacy. We have ... | |
[WP]Obama reveals why all the American Spying is really going on the 17th. It's not to protect us from terrorism, its to protect us from much something worse. | My fellow Americans,
In the last six months, there have been revelations as to the nature of the National Security Agency's capabilities, powers, limitations and oversight. These revelations were brought to our allies, our enemies, and you, the American People's attention in a manner that circumvented the normal, off... | Good evening my fellow Americans. In the past months, recent leaks by a man that was contracted by the National Security Agency has revealed to the public several programs that center around data gathering by the United States. This includes phone records and email activity. It has sparked a debate in this country... | |
[WP]Obama reveals why all the American Spying is really going on the 17th. It's not to protect us from terrorism, its to protect us from much something worse. | I've never done this before and it's probably the shittiest thing I've ever written but here we go:
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A family sits on their couch watching fox news. The dog rests in his bed, a solemn crucifix hangs above the television, and the fireplace roars. They sit together as one - bound by blood, bonds, strong traditiona... | Not got time to write this but...
It's a war against the Silence. | |
[WP]Obama reveals why all the American Spying is really going on the 17th. It's not to protect us from terrorism, its to protect us from much something worse. | “Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the United States.”
*Applause*
“Thank you… Thank you. My fellow Americans, tonight I want to talk to you about about the NSA, the National Security Administration -- why it matters, and where we go from here.
Over the past year, what began as a series of minor leaks against... | Not got time to write this but...
It's a war against the Silence. | |
-Your emotions
-Your very next plan of action
| [WP] You are a down on your luck college student going through a breakup, you spend your last $20 on a scratch ticket, as you scratch it silently in the rain... You have won $25 Million! | I drop my nickel I used to scratch the ticket. It clangs on the wet sidewalk. I lean against the wall outside the gas station and stare at the small font on the card feeling frozen. I scan “25,000,000” over and over in my mind. I count the zeros. This can’t be right. I start to hyperventilate. I quickly scan my immedia... | "Chris, get up!"
"Nah man just leave him, who fucking cares anyway, he'll just be the same miserable piece of shit he has been for the past two weeks."
"Hey, that's a bit harsh. Don't be too hard on him. You know how he feels, just let him be for a while."
"Yeah sure man, whatever. I'm out."
"Alright, I'm coming. C... |
-Your emotions
-Your very next plan of action
| [WP] You are a down on your luck college student going through a breakup, you spend your last $20 on a scratch ticket, as you scratch it silently in the rain... You have won $25 Million! | There it was. My golden ticket. I felt like Charlie Bucket on the way home from the candy store. I also felt the tingling in the back of my neck, just as the realisation hit me: I'm free.
He must have spent near an hour on that corner, stuck daydreaming about what he was, and wasn't going to do with all of the money. ... | What weird universe is this where scratch tickets cost $20? |
-Your emotions
-Your very next plan of action
| [WP] You are a down on your luck college student going through a breakup, you spend your last $20 on a scratch ticket, as you scratch it silently in the rain... You have won $25 Million! | [First timer here.. Please be kind and/or gentle :)]
I sat in class, listening to another lecture that sounded somewhat like the one I had ignored yesterday. I heard a voice from the front of the room, unintelligibly speaking, consonants and vowels streaming out of the professor's mouth, but not fitting together in t... | What weird universe is this where scratch tickets cost $20? |
-Your emotions
-Your very next plan of action
| [WP] You are a down on your luck college student going through a breakup, you spend your last $20 on a scratch ticket, as you scratch it silently in the rain... You have won $25 Million! | "All $25 million?"
"OK, first thing....It was only like $12 million, all right? Taxes, you know."
"But still...$12 million? In a month?"
"Well, the party that first night got a....little out of hand. The distributor brought in 20 kegs, and then like the whole school showed up, so we called up Pat's Liquor and they h... | What weird universe is this where scratch tickets cost $20? |
-Your emotions
-Your very next plan of action
| [WP] You are a down on your luck college student going through a breakup, you spend your last $20 on a scratch ticket, as you scratch it silently in the rain... You have won $25 Million! | "All $25 million?"
"OK, first thing....It was only like $12 million, all right? Taxes, you know."
"But still...$12 million? In a month?"
"Well, the party that first night got a....little out of hand. The distributor brought in 20 kegs, and then like the whole school showed up, so we called up Pat's Liquor and they h... | [First timer here.. Please be kind and/or gentle :)]
I sat in class, listening to another lecture that sounded somewhat like the one I had ignored yesterday. I heard a voice from the front of the room, unintelligibly speaking, consonants and vowels streaming out of the professor's mouth, but not fitting together in t... |
[WP] You are cryogenically frozen for 1000 years. Describe your first thoughts upon waking. | I remember stepping into the water and in agony watching it grip me and work its frozen hands up my legs to my torso and remember my last breath as I succumbed to the chill. When I left there were creatures the size of trees. There were birds of all kinds filling the skies. I am thawed and I am alone. | "Man, I hope that if anyone makes an animated sitcom about this, I'm voiced by Billy West." | |
[WP] Man drinking alone in a crowded bar | The inside of the *Dusty Tavern* fit it's name perfectly. Everything seemed to have this slight layer of silt on it. From the counter tops, to the bottles, and even the bartender. To be honest it was amazing that someone who appeared to be in their 80s would even want to continue working in such a filthy place. You wou... | The wood interior set off a cozy atmosphere. The dimmed lights allowed inhibitions to take a back seat, the smoke filled air gave a romantic setting. This was YinYang, this was my second home.
I like to think that a man can learn a lot from observing other people, and in my opinion there are few better places than to... | |
[WP] Man drinking alone in a crowded bar | He watched them dancing. She was smiling, her painted lips slightly parted. Her eyes were shimmering, her gaze fluttering between her dancing partner and the wedding party around them.
*She never wore makeup around me*, he thought. *She didn't need to.*
It was an open bar, and most of the guests were busy getting ... | The wood interior set off a cozy atmosphere. The dimmed lights allowed inhibitions to take a back seat, the smoke filled air gave a romantic setting. This was YinYang, this was my second home.
I like to think that a man can learn a lot from observing other people, and in my opinion there are few better places than to... | |
[WP] Man drinking alone in a crowded bar | First gin and tonic of the night. It's the one that does the most, introduces that slightly numb sensation to my body and allows my brain to finally exhale and relax. With each sip the images of charts in my mind become a little fuzzier until they're barely more than a pixelated mess, cluttering themselves and being st... | The wood interior set off a cozy atmosphere. The dimmed lights allowed inhibitions to take a back seat, the smoke filled air gave a romantic setting. This was YinYang, this was my second home.
I like to think that a man can learn a lot from observing other people, and in my opinion there are few better places than to... | |
[WP] Man drinking alone in a crowded bar | First gin and tonic of the night. It's the one that does the most, introduces that slightly numb sensation to my body and allows my brain to finally exhale and relax. With each sip the images of charts in my mind become a little fuzzier until they're barely more than a pixelated mess, cluttering themselves and being st... | He blew in like a breeze. Same time, same place, same as every night before. He'd stuck with this shitty old dump since its inception, and he damn sure wasn't going to quit coming now. He use to have a crowd with him, old baseball buddies from his time in the bigs, but he doesn't have that anymore. No clamoring for aut... | |
[WP] - "All I wanted was some orange juice" | “Do we have any more orange juice?” Keith asked. He yanked open the refrigerator door and peered inside, letting out a quiet sigh as he saw the empty carton on the bottom shelf, “You didn’t go to the grocery store today?”
“Oh, did I *forget* to pick up your precious orange juice?” Shelby hissed from the sink. She stop... | All I wanted was some orange juice, but instead I got a gun waved in my face. Great start to the week.
Truth be told, I wasn't planning on making it to Tuesday anyway. The monotony of my life and complete lack of control over its direction has driven me to a place of absolute indifference.
The poorly disguised thugs... | |
[WP] Write about someone who sells dreams in a world where dreams are forbidden or extinct | I suppose there's a guy like me in every city in the world. I'm the guy who knows how to get things, especially dreams. I started life as an apprentice bookkeeper for the Order's Western North America HQ. What a boring assignment. One day I decided i'd had enough, so i did the unthinkable: I left my assignment and went... | "You liked it, didn't you?"
She seems startled, strange, I thought the effects would've worn out by now. But then again, being divorced and working in the mines can do that to you.
"Hey, hey lady, you all right? Can you hear me?"
Those intense grey eyes finally come into focus, she could've been a high lord's wife ... | |
[WP] Write about someone who sells dreams in a world where dreams are forbidden or extinct | He looked at me with dead eyes. His face devoid of life. He was pale, listless, and melancholy. The cardboard sign he held advertised dreams for sale. I looked around for the police. No one had reported him yet. I jammed my hands deep in my pockets an picked my way across the intersection. I felt naked and exposed out ... | "You liked it, didn't you?"
She seems startled, strange, I thought the effects would've worn out by now. But then again, being divorced and working in the mines can do that to you.
"Hey, hey lady, you all right? Can you hear me?"
Those intense grey eyes finally come into focus, she could've been a high lord's wife ... | |
[WP] Write about someone who sells dreams in a world where dreams are forbidden or extinct | He looked at me with dead eyes. His face devoid of life. He was pale, listless, and melancholy. The cardboard sign he held advertised dreams for sale. I looked around for the police. No one had reported him yet. I jammed my hands deep in my pockets an picked my way across the intersection. I felt naked and exposed out ... | My dreams aren't like everyone elses. I can see in them, smell in them, feel, taste, touch and even control them. When I was little we were supposed to say when we had dreams so that they knew when to start therapy. Everyone does it about once a week so that they don't dream. But my dreams are powerful. I know the... | |
[WP] Write about someone who sells dreams in a world where dreams are forbidden or extinct | He looked at me with dead eyes. His face devoid of life. He was pale, listless, and melancholy. The cardboard sign he held advertised dreams for sale. I looked around for the police. No one had reported him yet. I jammed my hands deep in my pockets an picked my way across the intersection. I felt naked and exposed out ... | You can’t remember what life was like before the blockers. They’re in everything now, impossible to avoid. Everything still tastes the same, still looks like it used to, and it’s not like you can’t still sleep. You can, it’s just different now. Your sleep cycles are precisely regimented for maximum bodily efficiency, a... | |
[WP] Write about someone who sells dreams in a world where dreams are forbidden or extinct | He looked at me with dead eyes. His face devoid of life. He was pale, listless, and melancholy. The cardboard sign he held advertised dreams for sale. I looked around for the police. No one had reported him yet. I jammed my hands deep in my pockets an picked my way across the intersection. I felt naked and exposed out ... | *Jesus Christ, what am I doing here?*
I’m clutching a cryptic business card, with a scribbled address and crudely drawn map on the back. I have followed this dubious little map through the most labyrinthine parts of the city—checking, double checking, not quite trusting the words—and here I am. A damp, cold alley wa... | |
[WP] Write about someone who sells dreams in a world where dreams are forbidden or extinct | He looked at me with dead eyes. His face devoid of life. He was pale, listless, and melancholy. The cardboard sign he held advertised dreams for sale. I looked around for the police. No one had reported him yet. I jammed my hands deep in my pockets an picked my way across the intersection. I felt naked and exposed out ... | There I was, strolling down one of the side streets of this backwards minded city. As I pass an alley, I hear a voice.
"Psst, kid, come here." The voice beckons.
With nothing to do, I follow the voice, despite my instincts telling me not to. A ragged looking man steps out of the shadows.
"You want to know something?... | |
[WP] Write about someone who sells dreams in a world where dreams are forbidden or extinct | He looked at me with dead eyes. His face devoid of life. He was pale, listless, and melancholy. The cardboard sign he held advertised dreams for sale. I looked around for the police. No one had reported him yet. I jammed my hands deep in my pockets an picked my way across the intersection. I felt naked and exposed out ... | Don’t matter none what they call it, it all the same to me. Don’t care what happens to them after neither, they all the same to me. Allbe a face and allbe the same face to the light in these eyes. Shining down lamp light all you like but a pit’ll be a pit’ll be a pit as any other when it deep enough. Black, empty. Dang... | |
[WP] Write about someone who sells dreams in a world where dreams are forbidden or extinct | He looked at me with dead eyes. His face devoid of life. He was pale, listless, and melancholy. The cardboard sign he held advertised dreams for sale. I looked around for the police. No one had reported him yet. I jammed my hands deep in my pockets an picked my way across the intersection. I felt naked and exposed out ... | "I've got it!"
Samantha clapped her hands gleefully, she made sure that everyone knew that she had found it. Samantha flipped her long auburn hair as she turned to look at Neil. As much as it pained Neil to admit that Samantha had actually done anything right, this mission was too important.
"Great." Neil looked arou... | |
[WP] Write about someone who sells dreams in a world where dreams are forbidden or extinct | He looked at me with dead eyes. His face devoid of life. He was pale, listless, and melancholy. The cardboard sign he held advertised dreams for sale. I looked around for the police. No one had reported him yet. I jammed my hands deep in my pockets an picked my way across the intersection. I felt naked and exposed out ... | I suppose there's a guy like me in every city in the world. I'm the guy who knows how to get things, especially dreams. I started life as an apprentice bookkeeper for the Order's Western North America HQ. What a boring assignment. One day I decided i'd had enough, so i did the unthinkable: I left my assignment and went... | |
[WP] Write about someone who sells dreams in a world where dreams are forbidden or extinct | "I want my money back," said Jenny as she handed the dream device to Tom. "This stuff is too... weird. Its like being on drugs."
Tom chuckled, "Well, dreams are odd things," he said taking back the device and inspecting the box.
"I mean, my dead grandmother came by flying on a pegasus, then I was back in high scho... | A dream is a dream within a dream if you believe it to be, do you see?
Somewhat astonishing the revelations within, do you dare to seek it?
The price is only a pretty little penny for the feeling of something words cannot explain!
But, I must first make a point that the things you find may not exactly be consider... | |
[WP] Write about someone who sells dreams in a world where dreams are forbidden or extinct | It has been months since I last laid eyes on my kitchen, my t.v. and my car. I should have just stayed back home and listened to my boyfriend. He was right, there's no good in finding the dream weaver. That I'll just put myself in danger or worst- isolation.
"Look, I don't know what has gotten in to you but there is ... | A dream is a dream within a dream if you believe it to be, do you see?
Somewhat astonishing the revelations within, do you dare to seek it?
The price is only a pretty little penny for the feeling of something words cannot explain!
But, I must first make a point that the things you find may not exactly be consider... | |
[WP] Write about someone who sells dreams in a world where dreams are forbidden or extinct | I'm awake.
I keep my eyes shut and wrap the sheets around me, trying to linger a little longer. What was it? There was a girl, Ashley? Alison. The more I try to recall her face, the further it slips away. But the feeling lingers, a warm, fuzzy happiness, so unlike the world that awaits when I finally open my eyes.
Da... | A dream is a dream within a dream if you believe it to be, do you see?
Somewhat astonishing the revelations within, do you dare to seek it?
The price is only a pretty little penny for the feeling of something words cannot explain!
But, I must first make a point that the things you find may not exactly be consider... | |
[WP] Write about someone who sells dreams in a world where dreams are forbidden or extinct | "I want my money back," said Jenny as she handed the dream device to Tom. "This stuff is too... weird. Its like being on drugs."
Tom chuckled, "Well, dreams are odd things," he said taking back the device and inspecting the box.
"I mean, my dead grandmother came by flying on a pegasus, then I was back in high scho... | I just discovered this sub, English is not my mother tongue and I did not really write anything before, but I'd like to give it a try anyway. I call it "The White Room". I'm looking forward to your comments and your improving suggestions.
He went into that small, smoky store at the corner of the street he used to liv... | |
[WP] Write about someone who sells dreams in a world where dreams are forbidden or extinct | I'm awake.
I keep my eyes shut and wrap the sheets around me, trying to linger a little longer. What was it? There was a girl, Ashley? Alison. The more I try to recall her face, the further it slips away. But the feeling lingers, a warm, fuzzy happiness, so unlike the world that awaits when I finally open my eyes.
Da... | I just discovered this sub, English is not my mother tongue and I did not really write anything before, but I'd like to give it a try anyway. I call it "The White Room". I'm looking forward to your comments and your improving suggestions.
He went into that small, smoky store at the corner of the street he used to liv... | |
[WP] Write about someone who sells dreams in a world where dreams are forbidden or extinct | I'm awake.
I keep my eyes shut and wrap the sheets around me, trying to linger a little longer. What was it? There was a girl, Ashley? Alison. The more I try to recall her face, the further it slips away. But the feeling lingers, a warm, fuzzy happiness, so unlike the world that awaits when I finally open my eyes.
Da... | It has been months since I last laid eyes on my kitchen, my t.v. and my car. I should have just stayed back home and listened to my boyfriend. He was right, there's no good in finding the dream weaver. That I'll just put myself in danger or worst- isolation.
"Look, I don't know what has gotten in to you but there is ... | |
[WP] A nuclear bomb is about to hit your town and you can't escape, you sit on the beach with your girlfriend waiting for death. Describe what happens and what you say in the last 10 Minutes of your life. | "Isn't it perfect?" she said, staring up at the sky, cloudless and blue. The waves crashed on the beach with a gentle roar, and as he closed his eyes it reminded him of his mother, rocking him to sleep.
The colors that danced behind his eyes normally pleased him, but now it only put a knot in his stomach, so he went ... | "Think it'll hurt?" A boy, dressed in black, sat on top of a rock, facing the horizon where the ocean touches the sky. There was a faint dot in the sky, the news had claimed that it was a nuclear bomb. However they don't know who sent that bomb, nor why the President failed to discover it before it entered the country.... | |
Difficulty: Spilling it on a computer that activates nuclear warheads does not count. | [WP] Someone spills a cup of milk by accident, which eventually leads to an epic catastrophe on a global scale | JST stared flabbergasted at the ground, tears burrowing into his shoelaces. There lay a puddle with the consistency of the blood it would cost. There was nothing left to do but accept fate. JST had failed the one true ruler of the greatest country on earth, his poor nephew would go without his morning milk.
"Please f... | Jenkins fucked up. It's a real shame, because that was supposed to be the big day: We were booting the LHC all the way back up again for the first time in more than a year, this time with more power than ever before.
But then Jenkins. God-damn, fucking Jenkins. That idiot, while the rest of the researchers were having... |
Difficulty: Spilling it on a computer that activates nuclear warheads does not count. | [WP] Someone spills a cup of milk by accident, which eventually leads to an epic catastrophe on a global scale | This is gonna be the dumbest shit ever. Oh my god I love the prompt already.
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Harry dipped another Oreo, allowing the milk to soak in. Suddenly, without warning, he sneezed. He involuntarily jerked his hand, causing the milk to crash to the floor.
The apartment he lived in was never very good, and ... | Jenkins fucked up. It's a real shame, because that was supposed to be the big day: We were booting the LHC all the way back up again for the first time in more than a year, this time with more power than ever before.
But then Jenkins. God-damn, fucking Jenkins. That idiot, while the rest of the researchers were having... |
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