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[WP] An Eccentric Billionaire Makes An Interesting Offer... $100,000/yr for the Rest of Your Life and All You Have to do is........... | Joe walked into the mansion and looked around.
“You’re obviously very successful.” Joe said to the man.
“Thank you for your honesty” The man responded, nodding his head with a straight face.
There was an awkward silence.
“Would you like a cup of coffee?” he said.
“Sure” said Joe. The man went into the nearby cl... | Richard sat in the dark leather chair, making a concentrated effort to appear calm and professional. He adjusted his position often, making small squeaks as his workmans jeans rubbed against the shiny leather surface. His hands moved by themselves from the arms of the chair to his lap at least eleven times since the mo... | |
[WP] An Eccentric Billionaire Makes An Interesting Offer... $100,000/yr for the Rest of Your Life and All You Have to do is........... | I gazed into his dark eyes, as he paused to think for a moment. I had no idea why he had called me here, a relative nobody, working a ten dollar an hour job at the local hardware store. I was lucky, making more than minimum wage. What more could a man ask for?
When I was told that Mr. Flint wanted to see me, I coul... | thats it? I just need to listen to the person who calls this cellphone for 4 hours a day, 2 in the morning 2 at night, say a couple of "hmm.." and "you're right" and i get 100k a year? Why?
"Because its bothersome"
Very well! Let me take the first call; "Hello? Hello" Ah there you are well let me tell you, today i we... | |
[WP] An Eccentric Billionaire Makes An Interesting Offer... $100,000/yr for the Rest of Your Life and All You Have to do is........... | I pulled out the slip of newspaper in my pocket for the seventh time in the past hour.
>Earn $100,000 Annual Wages - No Experience Needed - No Manual Labor
I read it over, taking each letter in. There was simply no way I was reading it correctly. A hundred grand a year for doing nothing and no experience needed. I... | thats it? I just need to listen to the person who calls this cellphone for 4 hours a day, 2 in the morning 2 at night, say a couple of "hmm.." and "you're right" and i get 100k a year? Why?
"Because its bothersome"
Very well! Let me take the first call; "Hello? Hello" Ah there you are well let me tell you, today i we... | |
[WP] An Eccentric Billionaire Makes An Interesting Offer... $100,000/yr for the Rest of Your Life and All You Have to do is........... | I pulled out the slip of newspaper in my pocket for the seventh time in the past hour.
>Earn $100,000 Annual Wages - No Experience Needed - No Manual Labor
I read it over, taking each letter in. There was simply no way I was reading it correctly. A hundred grand a year for doing nothing and no experience needed. I... | I gazed into his dark eyes, as he paused to think for a moment. I had no idea why he had called me here, a relative nobody, working a ten dollar an hour job at the local hardware store. I was lucky, making more than minimum wage. What more could a man ask for?
When I was told that Mr. Flint wanted to see me, I coul... | |
[WP] The first human in over one million years is admitted into heaven | We tried this once before, yes?
Yes, long ago. Different worlds.
But now we're trying again?
Yes.
How long?
About five minutes. His respiratory system is failing even now.
Guh. Physical life. Jeez. No thank you.
You should try it. It's enlightening.
Only if there's a way to have the experience without all th... | "Now we'll have to wait another million years" thought the monkey as the light in the dying creature's eyes went out. | |
[WP] The first human in over one million years is admitted into heaven | His eyes blinked opened, slightly at first, god it seemed bright, but despite the blinding headache he felt better than he had in centuries.
"Well now, I'd thought you'd never show up, do you have any idea how long you've kept me waiting?"
That voice... He knew that voice, but that couldn't be, it had been too long,... | "Now we'll have to wait another million years" thought the monkey as the light in the dying creature's eyes went out. | |
[WP] The first human in over one million years is admitted into heaven | "The first one?"
"In quite some time, yes."
"But...my dad?"
"Not here."
"My mother? My saint of a grandmother who wouldn't even look towards alcohol or swear?"
"Neither are with us."
"I don't get it. This is so unfair. I've done so much wrong in my life, why should I be the first one here in hundreds of years?"
... | "Now we'll have to wait another million years" thought the monkey as the light in the dying creature's eyes went out. | |
[WP] The first human in over one million years is admitted into heaven | "The first one?"
"In quite some time, yes."
"But...my dad?"
"Not here."
"My mother? My saint of a grandmother who wouldn't even look towards alcohol or swear?"
"Neither are with us."
"I don't get it. This is so unfair. I've done so much wrong in my life, why should I be the first one here in hundreds of years?"
... | A million years seems a bit too long, mind if I go with like 1000? There weren't many humans around a million years ago... | |
[WP]: describe the last person you talked to as if introducing a character in a book | I saw her waiting for the elevator with her bag over her shoulder and a pen in her hand, presumably having just finished another drawing of hers. She had on a pair of grey sweatpants and a black singlet, complimenting her tanned skin. Beauty without effort. Her flip flops smacked the ground as she turned to face my dir... | She was a peculiar girl.. One born of hardship and struggle. Some would call her flat and lifeless, while others would call her weary, having seen and been apart of things that no normal girl of her age should have to go through. Her submissive personality, at first an act, a ruse she needed to create and hide behind, ... | |
[WP] Two god-like beings, disguised as old men, play a game of chess on a park bench to decide the final fate of humanity. The players, however, are distracted by a couple seated across them... | The sun was high above the park, illuminating the gorgeous greens of spring trees and blues of freshly bloomed flowers, whose aromas drifted along the twisted, rocky path. They tantalized a man, whose body was old, yet obviously strong. He wore a threadbare shirt, and well used jeans. All that gave away his ancient age... | "Pawn E4", a tired old man said. the white pawn sliding of its own volition across the holographic board, resting in its destination with cold precision.
"Really? After thousands of years you open the same way. Pawn to E5 is the only option here, said his opponent, who though similar in age appeared less world weary, ... | |
[WP] Two god-like beings, disguised as old men, play a game of chess on a park bench to decide the final fate of humanity. The players, however, are distracted by a couple seated across them... | It's really long... and I don't know how good it is. But here's my shot.
***
A figure sat alone at the chess board under a mighty oak. Swathed in concealing black robes too hot for the summer day, his face entirely obscured by a smooth, round, red and white ceramic mask devoid of any features. The couple picnicking ... | "I've always found this game to be charming." The old man with the peppered beard remarked, regarding one of the white pawns between his thumb and forefinger. "It's funny how like chess pieces the humans are. Mere pawns, destined only to be controlled." Chuckling softly, he set the piece in the proper place on the boar... | |
[WP] Two god-like beings, disguised as old men, play a game of chess on a park bench to decide the final fate of humanity. The players, however, are distracted by a couple seated across them... | The sun was high above the park, illuminating the gorgeous greens of spring trees and blues of freshly bloomed flowers, whose aromas drifted along the twisted, rocky path. They tantalized a man, whose body was old, yet obviously strong. He wore a threadbare shirt, and well used jeans. All that gave away his ancient age... | "I've always found this game to be charming." The old man with the peppered beard remarked, regarding one of the white pawns between his thumb and forefinger. "It's funny how like chess pieces the humans are. Mere pawns, destined only to be controlled." Chuckling softly, he set the piece in the proper place on the boar... | |
[WP] Two god-like beings, disguised as old men, play a game of chess on a park bench to decide the final fate of humanity. The players, however, are distracted by a couple seated across them... | The sun was high above the park, illuminating the gorgeous greens of spring trees and blues of freshly bloomed flowers, whose aromas drifted along the twisted, rocky path. They tantalized a man, whose body was old, yet obviously strong. He wore a threadbare shirt, and well used jeans. All that gave away his ancient age... | “You know it wasn’t supposed to be like this.” The old man sighed.
“What, you again conceding the center to me so quickly.” The younger man sneered as he placed a knight on d4 and knew it would be a focus point for his upcoming attack. He hit the timer and leaned back in his chair with a look of satisfaction on his f... | |
[WP] Two god-like beings, disguised as old men, play a game of chess on a park bench to decide the final fate of humanity. The players, however, are distracted by a couple seated across them... | It's really long... and I don't know how good it is. But here's my shot.
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A figure sat alone at the chess board under a mighty oak. Swathed in concealing black robes too hot for the summer day, his face entirely obscured by a smooth, round, red and white ceramic mask devoid of any features. The couple picnicking ... | wow. thank you for all these submissions. | |
[WP] Two god-like beings, disguised as old men, play a game of chess on a park bench to decide the final fate of humanity. The players, however, are distracted by a couple seated across them... | "Check."
She grinned, and surveyed the board. I knew her next move. She did as well. But analyzing things is her nature. Cool, calculating, rational.
A delicate breeze ruffled her wavy white hair. It felt nice. Simple. Pleasant. I enjoyed taking on a human form; the sensations are unique. Exquisite. Not at all like e... | wow. thank you for all these submissions. | |
[WP] Two god-like beings, disguised as old men, play a game of chess on a park bench to decide the final fate of humanity. The players, however, are distracted by a couple seated across them... | The sun was high above the park, illuminating the gorgeous greens of spring trees and blues of freshly bloomed flowers, whose aromas drifted along the twisted, rocky path. They tantalized a man, whose body was old, yet obviously strong. He wore a threadbare shirt, and well used jeans. All that gave away his ancient age... | wow. thank you for all these submissions. | |
[WP] Two god-like beings, disguised as old men, play a game of chess on a park bench to decide the final fate of humanity. The players, however, are distracted by a couple seated across them... | It's really long... and I don't know how good it is. But here's my shot.
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A figure sat alone at the chess board under a mighty oak. Swathed in concealing black robes too hot for the summer day, his face entirely obscured by a smooth, round, red and white ceramic mask devoid of any features. The couple picnicking ... | My friend was there that day. Of course, that was the whole point. His first move was his knight, as always. I moved my far right pawn, as always. We had played all the time before this day, over small issues. Today's stakes were much higher. We were playing for humanity.
He was tall, brown skinned, wore sweatpants an... | |
[WP] Two god-like beings, disguised as old men, play a game of chess on a park bench to decide the final fate of humanity. The players, however, are distracted by a couple seated across them... | "Check."
She grinned, and surveyed the board. I knew her next move. She did as well. But analyzing things is her nature. Cool, calculating, rational.
A delicate breeze ruffled her wavy white hair. It felt nice. Simple. Pleasant. I enjoyed taking on a human form; the sensations are unique. Exquisite. Not at all like e... | My friend was there that day. Of course, that was the whole point. His first move was his knight, as always. I moved my far right pawn, as always. We had played all the time before this day, over small issues. Today's stakes were much higher. We were playing for humanity.
He was tall, brown skinned, wore sweatpants an... | |
[WP] Two god-like beings, disguised as old men, play a game of chess on a park bench to decide the final fate of humanity. The players, however, are distracted by a couple seated across them... | The sun was high above the park, illuminating the gorgeous greens of spring trees and blues of freshly bloomed flowers, whose aromas drifted along the twisted, rocky path. They tantalized a man, whose body was old, yet obviously strong. He wore a threadbare shirt, and well used jeans. All that gave away his ancient age... | My friend was there that day. Of course, that was the whole point. His first move was his knight, as always. I moved my far right pawn, as always. We had played all the time before this day, over small issues. Today's stakes were much higher. We were playing for humanity.
He was tall, brown skinned, wore sweatpants an... | |
[WP] Two god-like beings, disguised as old men, play a game of chess on a park bench to decide the final fate of humanity. The players, however, are distracted by a couple seated across them... | It's really long... and I don't know how good it is. But here's my shot.
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A figure sat alone at the chess board under a mighty oak. Swathed in concealing black robes too hot for the summer day, his face entirely obscured by a smooth, round, red and white ceramic mask devoid of any features. The couple picnicking ... | Wow! Didn't expect this prompt to take off and get such good responses. Thanks for the likes, everyone! | |
[WP] Two god-like beings, disguised as old men, play a game of chess on a park bench to decide the final fate of humanity. The players, however, are distracted by a couple seated across them... | "Check."
She grinned, and surveyed the board. I knew her next move. She did as well. But analyzing things is her nature. Cool, calculating, rational.
A delicate breeze ruffled her wavy white hair. It felt nice. Simple. Pleasant. I enjoyed taking on a human form; the sensations are unique. Exquisite. Not at all like e... | Wow! Didn't expect this prompt to take off and get such good responses. Thanks for the likes, everyone! | |
[WP] Two god-like beings, disguised as old men, play a game of chess on a park bench to decide the final fate of humanity. The players, however, are distracted by a couple seated across them... | The sun was high above the park, illuminating the gorgeous greens of spring trees and blues of freshly bloomed flowers, whose aromas drifted along the twisted, rocky path. They tantalized a man, whose body was old, yet obviously strong. He wore a threadbare shirt, and well used jeans. All that gave away his ancient age... | Wow! Didn't expect this prompt to take off and get such good responses. Thanks for the likes, everyone! | |
[WP] Two god-like beings, disguised as old men, play a game of chess on a park bench to decide the final fate of humanity. The players, however, are distracted by a couple seated across them... | The sun was high above the park, illuminating the gorgeous greens of spring trees and blues of freshly bloomed flowers, whose aromas drifted along the twisted, rocky path. They tantalized a man, whose body was old, yet obviously strong. He wore a threadbare shirt, and well used jeans. All that gave away his ancient age... | It's really long... and I don't know how good it is. But here's my shot.
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A figure sat alone at the chess board under a mighty oak. Swathed in concealing black robes too hot for the summer day, his face entirely obscured by a smooth, round, red and white ceramic mask devoid of any features. The couple picnicking ... | |
[WP] Two god-like beings, disguised as old men, play a game of chess on a park bench to decide the final fate of humanity. The players, however, are distracted by a couple seated across them... | The sun was high above the park, illuminating the gorgeous greens of spring trees and blues of freshly bloomed flowers, whose aromas drifted along the twisted, rocky path. They tantalized a man, whose body was old, yet obviously strong. He wore a threadbare shirt, and well used jeans. All that gave away his ancient age... | "Check."
She grinned, and surveyed the board. I knew her next move. She did as well. But analyzing things is her nature. Cool, calculating, rational.
A delicate breeze ruffled her wavy white hair. It felt nice. Simple. Pleasant. I enjoyed taking on a human form; the sensations are unique. Exquisite. Not at all like e... | |
[WP] Two god-like beings, disguised as old men, play a game of chess on a park bench to decide the final fate of humanity. The players, however, are distracted by a couple seated across them... | "Excuse, me, can we get back to business?"
"Are you *seeing* this?"
"What?"
"Them. Over there. No! Don't turn around!"
"I don't have eyes in the back of my head, you know."
"The hell you don't."
"Ha. True. What about them?"
"Is he trying to get his *entire* tongue in her mouth? It's disgusting."
"That's wh... | "Checkmate"
The old man smiled and stood up, shaking hands with his opponent "Good game friend, same time next year?" He spoke just as the words finished leaving his mouth the room was filled with then cheers and cries of relief and happiness directed at the small low definition tube TV in the corner which showed two ... | |
[WP] Two god-like beings, disguised as old men, play a game of chess on a park bench to decide the final fate of humanity. The players, however, are distracted by a couple seated across them... | The sun was high above the park, illuminating the gorgeous greens of spring trees and blues of freshly bloomed flowers, whose aromas drifted along the twisted, rocky path. They tantalized a man, whose body was old, yet obviously strong. He wore a threadbare shirt, and well used jeans. All that gave away his ancient age... | "Checkmate"
The old man smiled and stood up, shaking hands with his opponent "Good game friend, same time next year?" He spoke just as the words finished leaving his mouth the room was filled with then cheers and cries of relief and happiness directed at the small low definition tube TV in the corner which showed two ... | |
[WP] Two god-like beings, disguised as old men, play a game of chess on a park bench to decide the final fate of humanity. The players, however, are distracted by a couple seated across them... | The sun was high above the park, illuminating the gorgeous greens of spring trees and blues of freshly bloomed flowers, whose aromas drifted along the twisted, rocky path. They tantalized a man, whose body was old, yet obviously strong. He wore a threadbare shirt, and well used jeans. All that gave away his ancient age... | "Excuse, me, can we get back to business?"
"Are you *seeing* this?"
"What?"
"Them. Over there. No! Don't turn around!"
"I don't have eyes in the back of my head, you know."
"The hell you don't."
"Ha. True. What about them?"
"Is he trying to get his *entire* tongue in her mouth? It's disgusting."
"That's wh... | |
[WP] Two god-like beings, disguised as old men, play a game of chess on a park bench to decide the final fate of humanity. The players, however, are distracted by a couple seated across them... | The sun was high above the park, illuminating the gorgeous greens of spring trees and blues of freshly bloomed flowers, whose aromas drifted along the twisted, rocky path. They tantalized a man, whose body was old, yet obviously strong. He wore a threadbare shirt, and well used jeans. All that gave away his ancient age... | One would believe that the development of a multiverse is akin to mitosis, multiplying constantly and encouraging growth. That is wrong. The reality of the situation is that all of the multiverse simply *was* at the beginning, and has always been in a state of deterioration. If you had to make a metaphor, compare the m... | |
[WP] Two god-like beings, disguised as old men, play a game of chess on a park bench to decide the final fate of humanity. The players, however, are distracted by a couple seated across them... | "Table stakes again?" the thin man asked. He wore black, and the lines time had etched into his face were harsh.
"Not this time, I think," the shorter man said. He wore white, a business suit so pristine that it almost hurt to look at. The thin man cocked an eyebrow.
"The last game, then?" he asked. The man in white ... | My brother sat opposite to me, the lines on his face crinkling in concentration. His balding head shone in the sun, adding shadows to his wrinkling face and tired look. Placing my hat beside me on the wooden bench, taking care to brush off a leaf on my shoulder from the tree above, I glance over the chess board: his Kn... | |
Looking for comedy but any genre is welcome.
Heavenly figures are more than welcome.
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I'm honestly surprised. 100 positive karma prompt and only 5 real responses. I'm sort of disappointed. | [WP] Hell is a bureaucratic mess, and two demons argue over this week's fuck up at the water machine. | "OH NO!" screamed the demon hellspawn Sheila.
"What?" asked Petunia the Wrencher of Souls
"You will not believe what just came down from the pneumatic tube." said Sheila
"What what what what I'm getting my nails done so I can't touch it but let me see." said Petunia.
"Sloth is no longer one of the seven deadly sins... | <malthorp looks down into cup. makes disgusted face>
"guess they downsized the blood machine too. this really is hell darfob"
"oh tell me about it. just today i overheard the torture caverns are getting a transfer. some manager from cults."
"cults? probably because they've been the bottleneck. like it take... |
Looking for comedy but any genre is welcome.
Heavenly figures are more than welcome.
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I'm honestly surprised. 100 positive karma prompt and only 5 real responses. I'm sort of disappointed. | [WP] Hell is a bureaucratic mess, and two demons argue over this week's fuck up at the water machine. | "Hey there [Decarabia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decarabia#Marquis_Decarabia)."
"Oh there you are [Forneus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forneus). Where have you been?
"I've been hearing the news. Things haven't been going too smoothly with that one 'paranormal' girl. There's been a massive mess of paperwork... | "So the kid sets fire to orphanage, then he miscalculated his own strength."
"So what? I still don't see.."
"There is more Jason, he ends up there due to a technicality."
"No way, the kid set fire to the entire orphanage, there is no way he was going to heaven!"
"Oh yeah. Peter was going to let him in, but fire was... |
Looking for comedy but any genre is welcome.
Heavenly figures are more than welcome.
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I'm honestly surprised. 100 positive karma prompt and only 5 real responses. I'm sort of disappointed. | [WP] Hell is a bureaucratic mess, and two demons argue over this week's fuck up at the water machine. | It wasn't that Hel didn't like her job. After the merger with Lucifer, both pantheons were fairly convinced they'd come out on top. After all, Lucifer got the mass of souls from the ancient dead of the North Countries, and Hel managed to keep herself relevant, a damn sight better than anything most of her kin had manag... | "So the kid sets fire to orphanage, then he miscalculated his own strength."
"So what? I still don't see.."
"There is more Jason, he ends up there due to a technicality."
"No way, the kid set fire to the entire orphanage, there is no way he was going to heaven!"
"Oh yeah. Peter was going to let him in, but fire was... |
Looking for comedy but any genre is welcome.
Heavenly figures are more than welcome.
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**Lilttle edit**
I'm honestly surprised. 100 positive karma prompt and only 5 real responses. I'm sort of disappointed. | [WP] Hell is a bureaucratic mess, and two demons argue over this week's fuck up at the water machine. | "Hey there [Decarabia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decarabia#Marquis_Decarabia)."
"Oh there you are [Forneus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forneus). Where have you been?
"I've been hearing the news. Things haven't been going too smoothly with that one 'paranormal' girl. There's been a massive mess of paperwork... | "Does this taste like piss to you?"
"No?"
"Well it's supposed to Steve. It's supposed to." |
Looking for comedy but any genre is welcome.
Heavenly figures are more than welcome.
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**Lilttle edit**
I'm honestly surprised. 100 positive karma prompt and only 5 real responses. I'm sort of disappointed. | [WP] Hell is a bureaucratic mess, and two demons argue over this week's fuck up at the water machine. | It wasn't that Hel didn't like her job. After the merger with Lucifer, both pantheons were fairly convinced they'd come out on top. After all, Lucifer got the mass of souls from the ancient dead of the North Countries, and Hel managed to keep herself relevant, a damn sight better than anything most of her kin had manag... | "Does this taste like piss to you?"
"No?"
"Well it's supposed to Steve. It's supposed to." |
Looking for comedy but any genre is welcome.
Heavenly figures are more than welcome.
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**Lilttle edit**
I'm honestly surprised. 100 positive karma prompt and only 5 real responses. I'm sort of disappointed. | [WP] Hell is a bureaucratic mess, and two demons argue over this week's fuck up at the water machine. | It wasn't that Hel didn't like her job. After the merger with Lucifer, both pantheons were fairly convinced they'd come out on top. After all, Lucifer got the mass of souls from the ancient dead of the North Countries, and Hel managed to keep herself relevant, a damn sight better than anything most of her kin had manag... | "Hey there [Decarabia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decarabia#Marquis_Decarabia)."
"Oh there you are [Forneus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forneus). Where have you been?
"I've been hearing the news. Things haven't been going too smoothly with that one 'paranormal' girl. There's been a massive mess of paperwork... |
Looking for comedy but any genre is welcome.
Heavenly figures are more than welcome.
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**Lilttle edit**
I'm honestly surprised. 100 positive karma prompt and only 5 real responses. I'm sort of disappointed. | [WP] Hell is a bureaucratic mess, and two demons argue over this week's fuck up at the water machine. | "And now comes my favorite time of the day. Performance reviews. Zachifondizebub, do you know why you get to go last today?"
"Because you save the best for last, your Malevolence."
"Very good. Now why do you suppose I didn't pick Quarithion?"
"Because Hitler's not really that bad?"
"NOT THAT BAD? He tried to exterm... | "So you hear about Fred Phelps?"
"I know he was slated for the Fifth Circle, but beyond that I haven't heard anything."
"That's because he never came in."
"What? You're shitting me."
"I shit you not. I guess there was some mix-up in the soul archives, and he ended up getting transported to Purgatory. The big wigs h... |
This could mean figuratively or physically. | [WP] You live on a world full of immortal beings. For the first time in the history of the world's existence, somebody has died. | "**How long have you been a part of us? A few hundred years? A thousand? You are young, naive, you know much less than what you've observed.**" Somewhere in the darkness a voice like the gentle light of a single candle called out. Silence, followed by a second voice.
"*I know enough, Aeternus. I know that this happeni... | Terror ran through the town. Someone seemingly fell asleep but won't awake. Elders become scared, which in turn frightens the generation under them and so on. The family closest to the one who passed is most frightened.
"So what happened to Aunt Katie?"
"We aren't too sure. This has not happened before. We don't rea... |
This could mean figuratively or physically. | [WP] You live on a world full of immortal beings. For the first time in the history of the world's existence, somebody has died. | Allen has been afflicted with a strange disease. He hasn't left his cot since I've left and returned from Europa. His eyes remain wide open, yet the thump in his chest has silenced and no air escapes his lips. He's turn pale.
I've sent for the local Sun priest, a dark colored man with quick features like the face of ... | Terror ran through the town. Someone seemingly fell asleep but won't awake. Elders become scared, which in turn frightens the generation under them and so on. The family closest to the one who passed is most frightened.
"So what happened to Aunt Katie?"
"We aren't too sure. This has not happened before. We don't rea... |
This could mean figuratively or physically. | [WP] You live on a world full of immortal beings. For the first time in the history of the world's existence, somebody has died. | Allen has been afflicted with a strange disease. He hasn't left his cot since I've left and returned from Europa. His eyes remain wide open, yet the thump in his chest has silenced and no air escapes his lips. He's turn pale.
I've sent for the local Sun priest, a dark colored man with quick features like the face of ... | The line was never flat. It may have stuttered before, but for the first time, green against black, the line was flat.
Pauline had heard of death, but there was something so archaic about it... it never crossed her mind, the fact that an existence could be ephemeral. This world had never known of a life ending, only ... |
This could mean figuratively or physically. | [WP] You live on a world full of immortal beings. For the first time in the history of the world's existence, somebody has died. | She let out one final breath, and with this breath, televised across stadiums spotted around the globe,
families watching together hand in hand, some praying, others looking up beyond the clouds into the great expanse where other members of the federation were undoubtedly watching along,
pausing the intergalactic e... | They took my mother from our house, though I cried and begged them not to. The doctors were confused. This was an illness they had never seen before.
My mother did not move or speak or even draw a breath, no matter what they did to her. Her skin was pale and cold; her eyes, when they drew the eyelids up, were still an... |
This could mean figuratively or physically. | [WP] You live on a world full of immortal beings. For the first time in the history of the world's existence, somebody has died. | It was one of the better days they'd had in some time. The storm had finally passed on, and the sun was peaking out from behind the clouds more often than not. It was a good day for a picnic in the park, which of course led to the vast majority of the inhabitants of the cityscape to make it down there.
The park had to... | They took my mother from our house, though I cried and begged them not to. The doctors were confused. This was an illness they had never seen before.
My mother did not move or speak or even draw a breath, no matter what they did to her. Her skin was pale and cold; her eyes, when they drew the eyelids up, were still an... |
This could mean figuratively or physically. | [WP] You live on a world full of immortal beings. For the first time in the history of the world's existence, somebody has died. | "What is happening?" She gasped, trying to make sense of the pain that crippled her body.
She had felt pain before but never like this. The human body was perfectly adapted to heal any and all ailments instantaneously. Pain existed and was known to mankind but only in a temporary fleeting sense. Injury occurred, repla... | They took my mother from our house, though I cried and begged them not to. The doctors were confused. This was an illness they had never seen before.
My mother did not move or speak or even draw a breath, no matter what they did to her. Her skin was pale and cold; her eyes, when they drew the eyelids up, were still an... |
This could mean figuratively or physically. | [WP] You live on a world full of immortal beings. For the first time in the history of the world's existence, somebody has died. | The smell was sickening. It was a putrid, lingering stench that permeated every floor of the apartment complex. Neighbors filed out of the building in mass hordes, clutching their noses while tears welled up in their eyes. The hazmat crew arrived with respirators and a wood ax -- six of them in all. Each took a floor a... | They took my mother from our house, though I cried and begged them not to. The doctors were confused. This was an illness they had never seen before.
My mother did not move or speak or even draw a breath, no matter what they did to her. Her skin was pale and cold; her eyes, when they drew the eyelids up, were still an... |
This could mean figuratively or physically. | [WP] You live on a world full of immortal beings. For the first time in the history of the world's existence, somebody has died. | Allen has been afflicted with a strange disease. He hasn't left his cot since I've left and returned from Europa. His eyes remain wide open, yet the thump in his chest has silenced and no air escapes his lips. He's turn pale.
I've sent for the local Sun priest, a dark colored man with quick features like the face of ... | They took my mother from our house, though I cried and begged them not to. The doctors were confused. This was an illness they had never seen before.
My mother did not move or speak or even draw a breath, no matter what they did to her. Her skin was pale and cold; her eyes, when they drew the eyelids up, were still an... |
This could mean figuratively or physically. | [WP] You live on a world full of immortal beings. For the first time in the history of the world's existence, somebody has died. | It was all over the news. "The Woman that Wouldn't Wake", "Sleeping Beauty Come to Life", the headlines all read. Physicians were baffled, and the rest of us? We had no idea what this meant.
They ran tests on the poor girl. No breath, no heartbeat. It was no illness that had ever been seen before. The case inspired m... | They took my mother from our house, though I cried and begged them not to. The doctors were confused. This was an illness they had never seen before.
My mother did not move or speak or even draw a breath, no matter what they did to her. Her skin was pale and cold; her eyes, when they drew the eyelids up, were still an... |
This could mean figuratively or physically. | [WP] You live on a world full of immortal beings. For the first time in the history of the world's existence, somebody has died. | Allen has been afflicted with a strange disease. He hasn't left his cot since I've left and returned from Europa. His eyes remain wide open, yet the thump in his chest has silenced and no air escapes his lips. He's turn pale.
I've sent for the local Sun priest, a dark colored man with quick features like the face of ... | "**How long have you been a part of us? A few hundred years? A thousand? You are young, naive, you know much less than what you've observed.**" Somewhere in the darkness a voice like the gentle light of a single candle called out. Silence, followed by a second voice.
"*I know enough, Aeternus. I know that this happeni... |
This could mean figuratively or physically. | [WP] You live on a world full of immortal beings. For the first time in the history of the world's existence, somebody has died. | The smell was sickening. It was a putrid, lingering stench that permeated every floor of the apartment complex. Neighbors filed out of the building in mass hordes, clutching their noses while tears welled up in their eyes. The hazmat crew arrived with respirators and a wood ax -- six of them in all. Each took a floor a... | She let out one final breath, and with this breath, televised across stadiums spotted around the globe,
families watching together hand in hand, some praying, others looking up beyond the clouds into the great expanse where other members of the federation were undoubtedly watching along,
pausing the intergalactic e... |
This could mean figuratively or physically. | [WP] You live on a world full of immortal beings. For the first time in the history of the world's existence, somebody has died. | Allen has been afflicted with a strange disease. He hasn't left his cot since I've left and returned from Europa. His eyes remain wide open, yet the thump in his chest has silenced and no air escapes his lips. He's turn pale.
I've sent for the local Sun priest, a dark colored man with quick features like the face of ... | She let out one final breath, and with this breath, televised across stadiums spotted around the globe,
families watching together hand in hand, some praying, others looking up beyond the clouds into the great expanse where other members of the federation were undoubtedly watching along,
pausing the intergalactic e... |
This could mean figuratively or physically. | [WP] You live on a world full of immortal beings. For the first time in the history of the world's existence, somebody has died. | It was all over the news. "The Woman that Wouldn't Wake", "Sleeping Beauty Come to Life", the headlines all read. Physicians were baffled, and the rest of us? We had no idea what this meant.
They ran tests on the poor girl. No breath, no heartbeat. It was no illness that had ever been seen before. The case inspired m... | She let out one final breath, and with this breath, televised across stadiums spotted around the globe,
families watching together hand in hand, some praying, others looking up beyond the clouds into the great expanse where other members of the federation were undoubtedly watching along,
pausing the intergalactic e... |
This could mean figuratively or physically. | [WP] You live on a world full of immortal beings. For the first time in the history of the world's existence, somebody has died. | Allen has been afflicted with a strange disease. He hasn't left his cot since I've left and returned from Europa. His eyes remain wide open, yet the thump in his chest has silenced and no air escapes his lips. He's turn pale.
I've sent for the local Sun priest, a dark colored man with quick features like the face of ... | It was one of the better days they'd had in some time. The storm had finally passed on, and the sun was peaking out from behind the clouds more often than not. It was a good day for a picnic in the park, which of course led to the vast majority of the inhabitants of the cityscape to make it down there.
The park had to... |
This could mean figuratively or physically. | [WP] You live on a world full of immortal beings. For the first time in the history of the world's existence, somebody has died. | Allen has been afflicted with a strange disease. He hasn't left his cot since I've left and returned from Europa. His eyes remain wide open, yet the thump in his chest has silenced and no air escapes his lips. He's turn pale.
I've sent for the local Sun priest, a dark colored man with quick features like the face of ... | "What is happening?" She gasped, trying to make sense of the pain that crippled her body.
She had felt pain before but never like this. The human body was perfectly adapted to heal any and all ailments instantaneously. Pain existed and was known to mankind but only in a temporary fleeting sense. Injury occurred, repla... |
This could mean figuratively or physically. | [WP] You live on a world full of immortal beings. For the first time in the history of the world's existence, somebody has died. | Thanks For the prompt OP, sorry I'm late...
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"This is last minute news. Scientists are now baffled because for the first time since the development of Z.N.M. a person has Died. John Adams, Age 12,347 has died unexpectedly in his sleep, Scientists are now performing an Autopsy t... | "You know our code. We are here only to observe. To do anything else is to err."
"Do not mock me. Of course I know the code. But we both know that this is something different. Every rule has its exception, no matter how rarely it occurs."
"The last time we thought like that, we caused unimaginable abominations. Atroc... |
This could mean figuratively or physically. | [WP] You live on a world full of immortal beings. For the first time in the history of the world's existence, somebody has died. | It was all over the news. "The Woman that Wouldn't Wake", "Sleeping Beauty Come to Life", the headlines all read. Physicians were baffled, and the rest of us? We had no idea what this meant.
They ran tests on the poor girl. No breath, no heartbeat. It was no illness that had ever been seen before. The case inspired m... | "You know our code. We are here only to observe. To do anything else is to err."
"Do not mock me. Of course I know the code. But we both know that this is something different. Every rule has its exception, no matter how rarely it occurs."
"The last time we thought like that, we caused unimaginable abominations. Atroc... |
This could mean figuratively or physically. | [WP] You live on a world full of immortal beings. For the first time in the history of the world's existence, somebody has died. | It was all over the news. "The Woman that Wouldn't Wake", "Sleeping Beauty Come to Life", the headlines all read. Physicians were baffled, and the rest of us? We had no idea what this meant.
They ran tests on the poor girl. No breath, no heartbeat. It was no illness that had ever been seen before. The case inspired m... | Thanks For the prompt OP, sorry I'm late...
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"This is last minute news. Scientists are now baffled because for the first time since the development of Z.N.M. a person has Died. John Adams, Age 12,347 has died unexpectedly in his sleep, Scientists are now performing an Autopsy t... |
This could mean figuratively or physically. | [WP] You live on a world full of immortal beings. For the first time in the history of the world's existence, somebody has died. | I woke up on that burning summer morning as if it were just another day, but I couldn't move. Outside, it all looked like it had the day before. As if nothing had changed, as if the world were the *same*. But no, no, it could never be the same. We weren't safe anymore. They told us the cure was the answer, that the cur... | It was too quiet. Abigail's body, slumped in her chair, bright red blood pooled at her feet, her eyes surprised and quizzical and utterly empty. It was all too quiet.
"I've done it," Marcus whispered. He gripped the spear tightly in his fist, blood dripping from the glowing blade. "She's not coming back. I've done it.... |
This could mean figuratively or physically. | [WP] You live on a world full of immortal beings. For the first time in the history of the world's existence, somebody has died. | I woke up on that burning summer morning as if it were just another day, but I couldn't move. Outside, it all looked like it had the day before. As if nothing had changed, as if the world were the *same*. But no, no, it could never be the same. We weren't safe anymore. They told us the cure was the answer, that the cur... | Earth-3.2B
"How many years in this habitat have we lived, John?" I said "800? 900?" I pressed my bare toe into the green-gold foliage that covered the land for thousands of miles.
"My figures show that upon your arrival on the planet known as Earth-3.2B the Gregorian year-number was 3005AD. A year being a cycle aroun... |
This could mean figuratively or physically. | [WP] You live on a world full of immortal beings. For the first time in the history of the world's existence, somebody has died. | "Larry died."
"What?"
"Like an house cat dies, you know, dead. Not alive."
"Oh."
"Yeah."
"Well that's a bummer. When are we getting a new one?"
"What?"
"A new Larry, when can we get a new Larry?"
"Mac, you can't get a new Larry, Larry is dead."
"Yeah, but you said it was like a pet, and when a pet dies, you g... | Earth-3.2B
"How many years in this habitat have we lived, John?" I said "800? 900?" I pressed my bare toe into the green-gold foliage that covered the land for thousands of miles.
"My figures show that upon your arrival on the planet known as Earth-3.2B the Gregorian year-number was 3005AD. A year being a cycle aroun... |
This could mean figuratively or physically. | [WP] You live on a world full of immortal beings. For the first time in the history of the world's existence, somebody has died. | "Larry died."
"What?"
"Like an house cat dies, you know, dead. Not alive."
"Oh."
"Yeah."
"Well that's a bummer. When are we getting a new one?"
"What?"
"A new Larry, when can we get a new Larry?"
"Mac, you can't get a new Larry, Larry is dead."
"Yeah, but you said it was like a pet, and when a pet dies, you g... | **Potential entry for Chapterfy Contest, thank you for the prompt OP**
*Title*: **GENESIS**
*Static initiating the start of the video*
*.A woman in red, seems like a news reporter, appeared in the screen*
December 19 2034.
Alevfonso Incorporated, leading company in science and cosmetics, has recently discovered a ne... |
[WP] A family in a small farming town has been keeping a secret for generations. It is your 16th birthday. After the party ends and everyone goes home, your father brings a box down from the attic. While the sun is setting, he brings you to the porch in back to finally reveal what it is. | The night is beginning to come to life with the lazy thrum of frogs and lightning bugs. I stretch languidly, my belly still full of cake and making it known it's run out of room. I blink rapidly, shaking off my stupor, and refocus my attention on the weathered face of the man sitting across from me.
He's being so seri... | "Here son, a golden dildo." | |
[WP] A ship full of alien scientists lands on Earth. They've been in cryosleep for 150 million years and were expecting to study dinosaurs. | General Hargrave kept his arms crossed as the cigarette burned down in his lips, his buzz cut and square-jaw making him seem like a throwback to McCarthy era generals as he stood next to Ronda Myers, the modern contrast. Defense Secretary Myers was skinny and black, always wearing pants suits or form fitting pencil ski... | It was 150 million years ago we contacted them. Or rather, they contacted us. Our civilizations flourished as we traded amongst each other, our homeworlds lightyears apart but our cultures growing as one as we exchanged data and history amongst ourselves. We were the chosen. It was an exchange program of unprecedented ... | |
[WP] A ship full of alien scientists lands on Earth. They've been in cryosleep for 150 million years and were expecting to study dinosaurs. | **Central Mass** these creatures are not the creatures we came here to collect. They are much smaller in scale.
**Lesser Ovoid** but more numerous. The original life forms we detected have been extinct for some time now. A catastrophic impact has dramatically altered the course of life on this planet. You are now look... | It was 150 million years ago we contacted them. Or rather, they contacted us. Our civilizations flourished as we traded amongst each other, our homeworlds lightyears apart but our cultures growing as one as we exchanged data and history amongst ourselves. We were the chosen. It was an exchange program of unprecedented ... | |
[WP] A ship full of alien scientists lands on Earth. They've been in cryosleep for 150 million years and were expecting to study dinosaurs. | "What?" Grouncho asked.
The United Nations looked at each other. The head speaker knit his fingers together anxiously and spoke.
"Well, you see, Mister, Mister Groucho, things have changed. A big rock hit the earth. Things moved. We happened."
"Fibbernuggets!" yelled Groucho. "What's your name, huuman?"
"Gregory, ... | It was 150 million years ago we contacted them. Or rather, they contacted us. Our civilizations flourished as we traded amongst each other, our homeworlds lightyears apart but our cultures growing as one as we exchanged data and history amongst ourselves. We were the chosen. It was an exchange program of unprecedented ... | |
[WP] A ship full of alien scientists lands on Earth. They've been in cryosleep for 150 million years and were expecting to study dinosaurs. | "150 Million years, One hundred fifty million years. Nowhere in any of that time the computer picked up on the fact the one thing we were coming to this rock for is dead" Ensign Cragroc said. He'd never wanted to escort these eggheads across the universe and now it was all for nothing.
"Hey it's not the computers faul... | It was 150 million years ago we contacted them. Or rather, they contacted us. Our civilizations flourished as we traded amongst each other, our homeworlds lightyears apart but our cultures growing as one as we exchanged data and history amongst ourselves. We were the chosen. It was an exchange program of unprecedented ... | |
[WP] A ship full of alien scientists lands on Earth. They've been in cryosleep for 150 million years and were expecting to study dinosaurs. | **Central Mass** these creatures are not the creatures we came here to collect. They are much smaller in scale.
**Lesser Ovoid** but more numerous. The original life forms we detected have been extinct for some time now. A catastrophic impact has dramatically altered the course of life on this planet. You are now look... | Alien: "The fuck?"
Human: "Holy shit."
Alien: "Ummm, T-rex?"
Human: "What?"
Alien: "Nevermind."
Alien 2: "What happened?"
Alien: "I dunno we fucked up or something."
Alien 2: "Oh. Well shit."
Alien: "Yeah."
| |
[WP] A ship full of alien scientists lands on Earth. They've been in cryosleep for 150 million years and were expecting to study dinosaurs. | "What?" Grouncho asked.
The United Nations looked at each other. The head speaker knit his fingers together anxiously and spoke.
"Well, you see, Mister, Mister Groucho, things have changed. A big rock hit the earth. Things moved. We happened."
"Fibbernuggets!" yelled Groucho. "What's your name, huuman?"
"Gregory, ... | Alien: "The fuck?"
Human: "Holy shit."
Alien: "Ummm, T-rex?"
Human: "What?"
Alien: "Nevermind."
Alien 2: "What happened?"
Alien: "I dunno we fucked up or something."
Alien 2: "Oh. Well shit."
Alien: "Yeah."
| |
[WP] A ship full of alien scientists lands on Earth. They've been in cryosleep for 150 million years and were expecting to study dinosaurs. | "150 Million years, One hundred fifty million years. Nowhere in any of that time the computer picked up on the fact the one thing we were coming to this rock for is dead" Ensign Cragroc said. He'd never wanted to escort these eggheads across the universe and now it was all for nothing.
"Hey it's not the computers faul... | Alien: "The fuck?"
Human: "Holy shit."
Alien: "Ummm, T-rex?"
Human: "What?"
Alien: "Nevermind."
Alien 2: "What happened?"
Alien: "I dunno we fucked up or something."
Alien 2: "Oh. Well shit."
Alien: "Yeah."
| |
[WP] A ship full of alien scientists lands on Earth. They've been in cryosleep for 150 million years and were expecting to study dinosaurs. | "150 Million years, One hundred fifty million years. Nowhere in any of that time the computer picked up on the fact the one thing we were coming to this rock for is dead" Ensign Cragroc said. He'd never wanted to escort these eggheads across the universe and now it was all for nothing.
"Hey it's not the computers faul... | In a dark, foggy room, a blue luminescence is radiating from two metal pods, arranged vertically, about the size of twin size beds. The transparent covers of the pods spring open and bodies rustle inside.
"Hey, Glarshnog. Pssst, Glaaaarshnog, you awake?"
"Yeah, I'm awake, Fusho, but my back is stiff as shit. How lo... | |
Medieval Fantasy = Elves, Magic, Dwaves, dragons, etc... | [WP] A medieval fantasy army from an alternative dimension have decided to invade our world, only to discover too late, that we have guns and tanks. | "I'm not saying you have to *surrender*," said the ambassador. "It's just inconvenient, that's all I'm saying."
The Quar'lian stood his ground. "You know, this has typically gone much better for us. In the past, I mean."
The ambassador smiled. "I don't doubt it. That thing you did with the dragon was really impressiv... | Anyone know of any novels or series with a story similiar to the prompt? |
Medieval Fantasy = Elves, Magic, Dwaves, dragons, etc... | [WP] A medieval fantasy army from an alternative dimension have decided to invade our world, only to discover too late, that we have guns and tanks. | You might enjoy, [*The Road Not Taken*] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Road_Not_Taken_(short_story) by Harry Turtledove. | Anyone know of any novels or series with a story similiar to the prompt? |
Medieval Fantasy = Elves, Magic, Dwaves, dragons, etc... | [WP] A medieval fantasy army from an alternative dimension have decided to invade our world, only to discover too late, that we have guns and tanks. | You might enjoy, [*The Road Not Taken*] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Road_Not_Taken_(short_story) by Harry Turtledove. | "I'm not saying you have to *surrender*," said the ambassador. "It's just inconvenient, that's all I'm saying."
The Quar'lian stood his ground. "You know, this has typically gone much better for us. In the past, I mean."
The ambassador smiled. "I don't doubt it. That thing you did with the dragon was really impressiv... |
Medieval Fantasy = Elves, Magic, Dwaves, dragons, etc... | [WP] A medieval fantasy army from an alternative dimension have decided to invade our world, only to discover too late, that we have guns and tanks. | The war between realms has been officially decided as lasting 38 standard Earth hours.
Human casualties were 18 killed, 11 wounded, 25 missing in action.
Delvin casualties, from the official UN estimate, are considered to be roughly 60,000.
Not a single swordsman, archer, mage, or knight who passed through the Iron... | "no dragons to be slain, no dwarves to be reasoned with, no elves to put our weaponry skills to shame. Taking Earth should be as easy as a well placed enchantment or an impressive display of mountain giant strength for all of humankind to quake before. I'm of half a mind to only send the wizards to Earth after all. The... |
Medieval Fantasy = Elves, Magic, Dwaves, dragons, etc... | [WP] A medieval fantasy army from an alternative dimension have decided to invade our world, only to discover too late, that we have guns and tanks. | *Third Morn of February, Year of Our Lord Twenty-Hundred and Thirteen*
*Jerusalem*
The order is given. The news of it races through the ranks, filling every man whom hears it with that tightness of breath and chest and fist which only righteous fervour can bring. The Ninth crusade is called, and every man on every c... | "no dragons to be slain, no dwarves to be reasoned with, no elves to put our weaponry skills to shame. Taking Earth should be as easy as a well placed enchantment or an impressive display of mountain giant strength for all of humankind to quake before. I'm of half a mind to only send the wizards to Earth after all. The... |
Medieval Fantasy = Elves, Magic, Dwaves, dragons, etc... | [WP] A medieval fantasy army from an alternative dimension have decided to invade our world, only to discover too late, that we have guns and tanks. | The war between realms has been officially decided as lasting 38 standard Earth hours.
Human casualties were 18 killed, 11 wounded, 25 missing in action.
Delvin casualties, from the official UN estimate, are considered to be roughly 60,000.
Not a single swordsman, archer, mage, or knight who passed through the Iron... | Dear Diary.
Damn! What else can I say? I signed up to protect not massacre. These bastards don't even understand what is going on before they are torn to shreds. The Fey. Dumbasses They decided our "non-magical realm" was ripe for the taking. The arrogance of centuries of technological stagnation caught up with ... |
Medieval Fantasy = Elves, Magic, Dwaves, dragons, etc... | [WP] A medieval fantasy army from an alternative dimension have decided to invade our world, only to discover too late, that we have guns and tanks. | *Third Morn of February, Year of Our Lord Twenty-Hundred and Thirteen*
*Jerusalem*
The order is given. The news of it races through the ranks, filling every man whom hears it with that tightness of breath and chest and fist which only righteous fervour can bring. The Ninth crusade is called, and every man on every c... | Dear Diary.
Damn! What else can I say? I signed up to protect not massacre. These bastards don't even understand what is going on before they are torn to shreds. The Fey. Dumbasses They decided our "non-magical realm" was ripe for the taking. The arrogance of centuries of technological stagnation caught up with ... |
Medieval Fantasy = Elves, Magic, Dwaves, dragons, etc... | [WP] A medieval fantasy army from an alternative dimension have decided to invade our world, only to discover too late, that we have guns and tanks. | *Third Morn of February, Year of Our Lord Twenty-Hundred and Thirteen*
*Jerusalem*
The order is given. The news of it races through the ranks, filling every man whom hears it with that tightness of breath and chest and fist which only righteous fervour can bring. The Ninth crusade is called, and every man on every c... | The high council never anticipated this, the unified army was sent away to conquer what was thought of as a poor peasantry land. Nothing have returned except tales of great suffering for their kinsmen. 80,000 elves, dwarves, humans, and beastman were sent with hopes of plundering the what little wealth the other side h... |
[WP] The Good Guy wins the day but doesn't get the girl. Why? | "Wait, you won what?"
"A sex robot, Jenny. I won a goddamn sex robot," said Jerry.
She smiled mischievously. "How did that happen?"
"I entered a contest at the home-robotics website and a month later they called me. Turns out I actually entered a contest at homo-robotics. I was hoping to get a gutter cleaner. Instea... | "Hang on baby! Its gonna be a Bumpy ride!"
Eric Steel pressed down hard on the accelarator. The monster truck burst through the walls of the warehouse where the nuclear weapons were being sold off. Dozens of terrorists were crushed to death, as well as shot to bits by the M16 Steel was firing out the window of his tr... | |
[WP] The Good Guy wins the day but doesn't get the girl. Why? | "Wait, you won what?"
"A sex robot, Jenny. I won a goddamn sex robot," said Jerry.
She smiled mischievously. "How did that happen?"
"I entered a contest at the home-robotics website and a month later they called me. Turns out I actually entered a contest at homo-robotics. I was hoping to get a gutter cleaner. Instea... | The dragon slithered around the lake of molten gold admiring the shine of the sun and the occasional splash as bubbles rose to the surface.
Hidden behind the rock, I prepared myself for the fight. The heat and the fear forced me to give up the heavy metal platemail as the sweat dripped from my skin in torrents. I ... | |
[WP] The Good Guy wins the day but doesn't get the girl. Why? | "Wait, you won what?"
"A sex robot, Jenny. I won a goddamn sex robot," said Jerry.
She smiled mischievously. "How did that happen?"
"I entered a contest at the home-robotics website and a month later they called me. Turns out I actually entered a contest at homo-robotics. I was hoping to get a gutter cleaner. Instea... | Echol led his people through the spiral tower, from floor to floor, cutting down The Monarchy’s soldiers, the echoes of freedom finally ringing through the oppression that had held his people so long. As they ascended from floor to floor, the darkened, slit windows revealed the city below, in shambles as it devoured it... | |
How do you write a goodbye letter to the world? How do you write a letter after you've been given a second chance at life? You can choose to write either letter or both. | [WP] A young man is going into a surgery with a 50/50 shot of dying or living. The night before he leaves two letters on his desk, one labeled "If I live" and one labeled "If I die". What do the letters say? | As Collin was wheeled out to surgery he pressed two folded pieces of folded cardboard paper into the hands of his favorite nurse.
**If I liv** No one getz my toy bo^x and mommy get me icream DaDDy have to smile more Docter haz to stop hurting me
**if I dy** All my toys go to DaDDy | If I Die
Mom, if you're reading this, I'm probably dead. If I'd survived the operation, you wouldn't be reading this. You never come into my room. Not even to clean. So I know that I'm dead. Please don't be sad. There was no way to help it. The doctors treated my heart as soon as they could, and even with a transplant... |
[WP] Write the script for Passion of the Christ 2: Electric Boogaloo | WARNING: Lots of swearing and highly sacrilegious. You have been warned.
Peter: I can't believe it, he's really dead.
Paul: Yeah, it's... surreal.
John: And to think, it was all Judas. We were like best friends.
Simon Peter: And now everyone's looking for us and trying to kill us. They could be outside the door rig... | Nice try, Hollywood. | |
[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it. | Melancholy was the prevailing sentiment. Not sorrow or sadness. We had long disposed of those trivialities and, as such, had largely forgotten how to feel them. Melancholy had managed to stick around, however.
It was a shame it took us so long to reach the heights we did. 2 billion years seems like such a short time f... | Everybody loves a story.
The only problem would be that the universe, despite its set-up, is ambivalent on the matter. No matter how many case studies we may point at, no matter the drama of the past or present, and most certainly no matter what miniature extravagances we may dilute ourselves with, the way of things p... | |
[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it. | "Darryn! There it is!”
“I know damn well where it is, it’s the last bit of light in the thrice-damned Universe Maria!”
Giselus VIII, last star of the known universe, glowed steady and mild. Brow furrowed, hands knuckle-white on the controls, Darryn navigated the leaky tub they had named Genie into close orbit. From a... | Everybody loves a story.
The only problem would be that the universe, despite its set-up, is ambivalent on the matter. No matter how many case studies we may point at, no matter the drama of the past or present, and most certainly no matter what miniature extravagances we may dilute ourselves with, the way of things p... | |
[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it. | Lieutenant Staravyn, a mature human, strode forward as the alarm sounded around him. The dull red lights pulsed around him from the hallway lights as he joined the frantic flow of rushing personnel. Code Red alerts were serious things that excused no idleness.
Farrah, the mature Selk-Trigan, on the back of his head sh... | Everybody loves a story.
The only problem would be that the universe, despite its set-up, is ambivalent on the matter. No matter how many case studies we may point at, no matter the drama of the past or present, and most certainly no matter what miniature extravagances we may dilute ourselves with, the way of things p... | |
[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it. | Alpha Sector Seven was just like any other star within the local galaxy Tau Three Theta. It had a yellow glow around it, feeding off yellow energy to yellow planets just like any other yellow star within the universe. It had a system of planets, 10 strong. One was a rocky world baked into a good crisp (serves seven); t... | Everybody loves a story.
The only problem would be that the universe, despite its set-up, is ambivalent on the matter. No matter how many case studies we may point at, no matter the drama of the past or present, and most certainly no matter what miniature extravagances we may dilute ourselves with, the way of things p... | |
[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it. | We did not find the forewarned mass mayhem when we reached The Star. Seeing the calm of no hope makes me understand that it was we fleeing that condemned Earth, not the dying Sun. We were a beacon of fruitless hope that turned mankind into clawing cornered savages. I'd apologize, but it doesn't matter.
Only here and... | Everybody loves a story.
The only problem would be that the universe, despite its set-up, is ambivalent on the matter. No matter how many case studies we may point at, no matter the drama of the past or present, and most certainly no matter what miniature extravagances we may dilute ourselves with, the way of things p... | |
[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it. | "Darryn! There it is!”
“I know damn well where it is, it’s the last bit of light in the thrice-damned Universe Maria!”
Giselus VIII, last star of the known universe, glowed steady and mild. Brow furrowed, hands knuckle-white on the controls, Darryn navigated the leaky tub they had named Genie into close orbit. From a... | ***Stubborn***
It all happened so quickly, yet we were blind to it. An indescribable amount of lightyears away, we watched the universe slowly crumble. But what we were seeing was millions if not billions of centuries ago.
That is, until we made first contact and received grim news. Our star was the only one left b... | |
[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it. | Lieutenant Staravyn, a mature human, strode forward as the alarm sounded around him. The dull red lights pulsed around him from the hallway lights as he joined the frantic flow of rushing personnel. Code Red alerts were serious things that excused no idleness.
Farrah, the mature Selk-Trigan, on the back of his head sh... | ***Stubborn***
It all happened so quickly, yet we were blind to it. An indescribable amount of lightyears away, we watched the universe slowly crumble. But what we were seeing was millions if not billions of centuries ago.
That is, until we made first contact and received grim news. Our star was the only one left b... | |
[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it. | The sun burned and the people wept.
To each his own, a planet went.
Cold, dark, and alone. | 15 years we've been drifting, preserving our final fuel supplies in the event of a final showdown. With only 10 degrees of vision in front of us aided by a star and the other 350 empty, it's a bit difficult to detect other stargazer class ships. And by empty, no radiation or background noise of any sort. You could set ... | |
[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it. | Alpha Sector Seven was just like any other star within the local galaxy Tau Three Theta. It had a yellow glow around it, feeding off yellow energy to yellow planets just like any other yellow star within the universe. It had a system of planets, 10 strong. One was a rocky world baked into a good crisp (serves seven); t... | 15 years we've been drifting, preserving our final fuel supplies in the event of a final showdown. With only 10 degrees of vision in front of us aided by a star and the other 350 empty, it's a bit difficult to detect other stargazer class ships. And by empty, no radiation or background noise of any sort. You could set ... | |
[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it. | We stood there on the platform bathed in the last light of the universe's last sun. The massive superstructure that surrounded the sun was made to house the remnants of the sentient races lucky enough to find this last oasis of light, as well as suck up the last stray solar flares that are now far and in between. I am ... | 15 years we've been drifting, preserving our final fuel supplies in the event of a final showdown. With only 10 degrees of vision in front of us aided by a star and the other 350 empty, it's a bit difficult to detect other stargazer class ships. And by empty, no radiation or background noise of any sort. You could set ... | |
[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it. | We did not find the forewarned mass mayhem when we reached The Star. Seeing the calm of no hope makes me understand that it was we fleeing that condemned Earth, not the dying Sun. We were a beacon of fruitless hope that turned mankind into clawing cornered savages. I'd apologize, but it doesn't matter.
Only here and... | 15 years we've been drifting, preserving our final fuel supplies in the event of a final showdown. With only 10 degrees of vision in front of us aided by a star and the other 350 empty, it's a bit difficult to detect other stargazer class ships. And by empty, no radiation or background noise of any sort. You could set ... | |
[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it. | The remaining super-sentient carbon gas clouds drifted inside of their atmospheric containment nodules as they observed the quick collapse of the last surrounding layers of compressed matter. As the ending approached, they established the last set of compression beacons they would ever employ, and activated them. Alrea... | 15 years we've been drifting, preserving our final fuel supplies in the event of a final showdown. With only 10 degrees of vision in front of us aided by a star and the other 350 empty, it's a bit difficult to detect other stargazer class ships. And by empty, no radiation or background noise of any sort. You could set ... | |
[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it. | A reminder: posting a comment that says "This reminds of x" or "Y already wrote this" is not posting a response to the writing prompt. Such comments will be removed. | 15 years we've been drifting, preserving our final fuel supplies in the event of a final showdown. With only 10 degrees of vision in front of us aided by a star and the other 350 empty, it's a bit difficult to detect other stargazer class ships. And by empty, no radiation or background noise of any sort. You could set ... | |
[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it. | he had been waiting for this moment for a long time. Eons seemed like a short time in comparison to how long he had been waiting. His mother had told him one thing every night before he slept, and every night he had asked her the same question.
He honestly hadn't thought he would live for as long as the universe. ... | 15 years we've been drifting, preserving our final fuel supplies in the event of a final showdown. With only 10 degrees of vision in front of us aided by a star and the other 350 empty, it's a bit difficult to detect other stargazer class ships. And by empty, no radiation or background noise of any sort. You could set ... | |
[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it. | Alpha Sector Seven was just like any other star within the local galaxy Tau Three Theta. It had a yellow glow around it, feeding off yellow energy to yellow planets just like any other yellow star within the universe. It had a system of planets, 10 strong. One was a rocky world baked into a good crisp (serves seven); t... | Melancholy was the prevailing sentiment. Not sorrow or sadness. We had long disposed of those trivialities and, as such, had largely forgotten how to feel them. Melancholy had managed to stick around, however.
It was a shame it took us so long to reach the heights we did. 2 billion years seems like such a short time f... | |
[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it. | We did not find the forewarned mass mayhem when we reached The Star. Seeing the calm of no hope makes me understand that it was we fleeing that condemned Earth, not the dying Sun. We were a beacon of fruitless hope that turned mankind into clawing cornered savages. I'd apologize, but it doesn't matter.
Only here and... | Melancholy was the prevailing sentiment. Not sorrow or sadness. We had long disposed of those trivialities and, as such, had largely forgotten how to feel them. Melancholy had managed to stick around, however.
It was a shame it took us so long to reach the heights we did. 2 billion years seems like such a short time f... | |
[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it. | We stood there on the platform bathed in the last light of the universe's last sun. The massive superstructure that surrounded the sun was made to house the remnants of the sentient races lucky enough to find this last oasis of light, as well as suck up the last stray solar flares that are now far and in between. I am ... | It's funny, isn't it? They lived in an age where they revelled in knowledge, in discovery, in science. The wheel, the steam engine, the almighty transistor - once they started discovering, they never seemed to stop. Not even the vast, previously unfathomable distances between the stars in our galaxy could stand in thei... | |
[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it. | We did not find the forewarned mass mayhem when we reached The Star. Seeing the calm of no hope makes me understand that it was we fleeing that condemned Earth, not the dying Sun. We were a beacon of fruitless hope that turned mankind into clawing cornered savages. I'd apologize, but it doesn't matter.
Only here and... | It's funny, isn't it? They lived in an age where they revelled in knowledge, in discovery, in science. The wheel, the steam engine, the almighty transistor - once they started discovering, they never seemed to stop. Not even the vast, previously unfathomable distances between the stars in our galaxy could stand in thei... | |
[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it. | The remaining super-sentient carbon gas clouds drifted inside of their atmospheric containment nodules as they observed the quick collapse of the last surrounding layers of compressed matter. As the ending approached, they established the last set of compression beacons they would ever employ, and activated them. Alrea... | It's funny, isn't it? They lived in an age where they revelled in knowledge, in discovery, in science. The wheel, the steam engine, the almighty transistor - once they started discovering, they never seemed to stop. Not even the vast, previously unfathomable distances between the stars in our galaxy could stand in thei... | |
[WP] The Heat Death of the Universe. At the end of time the Stars are burning out as they use up the last of their fuel. There is only one Star left in the known Universe and all remaining life has gathered around it. | A reminder: posting a comment that says "This reminds of x" or "Y already wrote this" is not posting a response to the writing prompt. Such comments will be removed. | It's funny, isn't it? They lived in an age where they revelled in knowledge, in discovery, in science. The wheel, the steam engine, the almighty transistor - once they started discovering, they never seemed to stop. Not even the vast, previously unfathomable distances between the stars in our galaxy could stand in thei... |
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