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[WP] Warriors killed in battle don't go to Heaven or Hell, they stand guard in between. | "This is fuckin' stupid, Sargent." Ramirez said, spitting dip on the cloud floor. "We fuckin' die, and we get stuck here? This is bullshit. I enlisted on the idea that it was four years or one death, ya know? 'Six feet under or out the front gate, either way your out of the Corps', ya know? Well I'm dead, and I want ou... | Willem charged with his brethren, his army, his men. His horse had been shot, right through the eye, and his left arm still hurt from the impact of falling off the limp animal mid trot. He wore his Houses green and pearl armour, the Shark that was his Houses symbol indented on his whole chest. He held a great, thick cl... | |
[WP] Warriors killed in battle don't go to Heaven or Hell, they stand guard in between. | Max woke up gasping for air. He could not recognise the surroundings and his eyes were very blurry. "A lot of people, a lot of noise and commotion." - he thought to himself. He was lying on a strange, cold, stone-like table, next to others who also just woke up and also looked very confused. It looked like he was in th... | We all were killed in battle. Some were wars, some were small skirmishes. There are warriors from every continent, every race, religion. Vikings, Spartans, Maori, Legionaires, hell even Maximus was here.
The one thing we have in common is we never got into the salvation promised to us in life. No Heaven, Hell, ... | |
[WP] Aliens landed on earth, and they're surprised all humans possess what they think of as a superpower... an ability we always took for granted and consider normal. | Their ships landed around the planet, sleek metallic structures bristling with jagged edges and crackling with energy. The moments the doors opened it was like something out of a nightmare; they were demons. Worse than demons. A pile of tentacles and claws and maws and horns and scales. They were three meters tall, thi... | Looking back, our "advantage" over the aliens was so simple as to be laughable.
We were totally surprised by the attack; the first wave had consolidated the interior of Australia before anyone could mount a counterattack, and by that time, the only answer would have been WMDs, used on an unimaginable scale. And it wo... | |
[WP] Aliens landed on earth, and they're surprised all humans possess what they think of as a superpower... an ability we always took for granted and consider normal. | Our silence should have warned them, as their voices warned us. We heard them coming years in advance. The most sensitive listeners were thought to be schizophrenic, until we realized they were all hearing the same things. We knew everything about their technology, psychology, capabilities, and strategy long before ... | Looking back, our "advantage" over the aliens was so simple as to be laughable.
We were totally surprised by the attack; the first wave had consolidated the interior of Australia before anyone could mount a counterattack, and by that time, the only answer would have been WMDs, used on an unimaginable scale. And it wo... | |
[WP] Aliens landed on earth, and they're surprised all humans possess what they think of as a superpower... an ability we always took for granted and consider normal. | I looked at the bi-pedal hominids. They were surprisingly similar to humans, only they were exact copies of each other. They had no hair, but their facial features were about the same as ours. I then looked down at Dave and Karen, their bodies lying on the ground in awkward poses, like dolls strewn about by an angry c... | Looking back, our "advantage" over the aliens was so simple as to be laughable.
We were totally surprised by the attack; the first wave had consolidated the interior of Australia before anyone could mount a counterattack, and by that time, the only answer would have been WMDs, used on an unimaginable scale. And it wo... | |
[WP] Aliens landed on earth, and they're surprised all humans possess what they think of as a superpower... an ability we always took for granted and consider normal. | We came as refugees, fleeing our dying star. It happened so quickly, few of us survived in the frenzy to leave home. The flickering was so faint at first you could almost convince yourself you'd only blinked, but the solar collectors didn't lie - the sun had *flickered*. Within hours the light had started to fade, not... | Looking back, our "advantage" over the aliens was so simple as to be laughable.
We were totally surprised by the attack; the first wave had consolidated the interior of Australia before anyone could mount a counterattack, and by that time, the only answer would have been WMDs, used on an unimaginable scale. And it wo... | |
[WP] Aliens landed on earth, and they're surprised all humans possess what they think of as a superpower... an ability we always took for granted and consider normal. | We're pessimists. All these years, wondering if we're alone in the universe, and fearing that we weren't... all those books and movies and shows about mysterious aliens coming down from god-knows-where and just blasting the ever-loving shit out of us poor Earth-bound humans.
Not so much.
I remember the day they cam... | Looking back, our "advantage" over the aliens was so simple as to be laughable.
We were totally surprised by the attack; the first wave had consolidated the interior of Australia before anyone could mount a counterattack, and by that time, the only answer would have been WMDs, used on an unimaginable scale. And it wo... | |
[WP] Aliens landed on earth, and they're surprised all humans possess what they think of as a superpower... an ability we always took for granted and consider normal. | First (WP) Attempt
It was a pleasant day for May, light cloud cover, gentle breeze, birds could be heard from the nearby treeline. I could feel the warmth of the sun through the back of my T-shirt. The kind of day that makes you wish you could lie down on a grassy hill somewhere and just breathe for an hour or two.... | Looking back, our "advantage" over the aliens was so simple as to be laughable.
We were totally surprised by the attack; the first wave had consolidated the interior of Australia before anyone could mount a counterattack, and by that time, the only answer would have been WMDs, used on an unimaginable scale. And it wo... | |
[WP] Aliens landed on earth, and they're surprised all humans possess what they think of as a superpower... an ability we always took for granted and consider normal. | (My first WP)
This was a strange scenario which I found myself in, a battle of wits against an alien, from God-knows-where. The smartest alien, no less, in a belligerent and warmongering society with a penchant for embarrassing people in power.
"Mr. President, I present to you two glasses. One contains pure water; In... | Looking back, our "advantage" over the aliens was so simple as to be laughable.
We were totally surprised by the attack; the first wave had consolidated the interior of Australia before anyone could mount a counterattack, and by that time, the only answer would have been WMDs, used on an unimaginable scale. And it wo... | |
[WP] Aliens landed on earth, and they're surprised all humans possess what they think of as a superpower... an ability we always took for granted and consider normal. | We knew the orbital body, third from the stellar system core, was covered in great part by highly concentrated hydric acid solvent, and the atmosphere contained a remarkably high concentration of oxidizer in an highly toxic chemical soup of inert gases accompanied by solvent vapor and a surprisingly large percentage of... | Looking back, our "advantage" over the aliens was so simple as to be laughable.
We were totally surprised by the attack; the first wave had consolidated the interior of Australia before anyone could mount a counterattack, and by that time, the only answer would have been WMDs, used on an unimaginable scale. And it wo... | |
[WP] Aliens landed on earth, and they're surprised all humans possess what they think of as a superpower... an ability we always took for granted and consider normal. | When they first landed, they bowed to our leaders. They treated us as gods, or more, the children of gods. No one really understood why at first, but in time it was revealed what was going on exactly.
Their senses were, as many had expected, different to our own. Different conditions for their evolution had led them ... | Looking back, our "advantage" over the aliens was so simple as to be laughable.
We were totally surprised by the attack; the first wave had consolidated the interior of Australia before anyone could mount a counterattack, and by that time, the only answer would have been WMDs, used on an unimaginable scale. And it wo... | |
[WP] Aliens landed on earth, and they're surprised all humans possess what they think of as a superpower... an ability we always took for granted and consider normal. | We're pessimists. All these years, wondering if we're alone in the universe, and fearing that we weren't... all those books and movies and shows about mysterious aliens coming down from god-knows-where and just blasting the ever-loving shit out of us poor Earth-bound humans.
Not so much.
I remember the day they cam... | The large Skrit adjusted the universal translator on his neck, a puzzled look on his face. The grumbling clicks that he naturally made were instantly muffled and replaced with a mechanical voice which did not match him at all. "What happened to Ambassador Douglas?".
"I am sorry," Ambassador Arnold replied. "I was told... | |
[WP] Aliens landed on earth, and they're surprised all humans possess what they think of as a superpower... an ability we always took for granted and consider normal. | Our silence should have warned them, as their voices warned us. We heard them coming years in advance. The most sensitive listeners were thought to be schizophrenic, until we realized they were all hearing the same things. We knew everything about their technology, psychology, capabilities, and strategy long before ... | Their ships landed around the planet, sleek metallic structures bristling with jagged edges and crackling with energy. The moments the doors opened it was like something out of a nightmare; they were demons. Worse than demons. A pile of tentacles and claws and maws and horns and scales. They were three meters tall, thi... | |
[WP] Aliens landed on earth, and they're surprised all humans possess what they think of as a superpower... an ability we always took for granted and consider normal. | I looked at the bi-pedal hominids. They were surprisingly similar to humans, only they were exact copies of each other. They had no hair, but their facial features were about the same as ours. I then looked down at Dave and Karen, their bodies lying on the ground in awkward poses, like dolls strewn about by an angry c... | Their ships landed around the planet, sleek metallic structures bristling with jagged edges and crackling with energy. The moments the doors opened it was like something out of a nightmare; they were demons. Worse than demons. A pile of tentacles and claws and maws and horns and scales. They were three meters tall, thi... | |
[WP] Aliens landed on earth, and they're surprised all humans possess what they think of as a superpower... an ability we always took for granted and consider normal. | We're pessimists. All these years, wondering if we're alone in the universe, and fearing that we weren't... all those books and movies and shows about mysterious aliens coming down from god-knows-where and just blasting the ever-loving shit out of us poor Earth-bound humans.
Not so much.
I remember the day they cam... | Their ships landed around the planet, sleek metallic structures bristling with jagged edges and crackling with energy. The moments the doors opened it was like something out of a nightmare; they were demons. Worse than demons. A pile of tentacles and claws and maws and horns and scales. They were three meters tall, thi... | |
[WP] Aliens landed on earth, and they're surprised all humans possess what they think of as a superpower... an ability we always took for granted and consider normal. | First (WP) Attempt
It was a pleasant day for May, light cloud cover, gentle breeze, birds could be heard from the nearby treeline. I could feel the warmth of the sun through the back of my T-shirt. The kind of day that makes you wish you could lie down on a grassy hill somewhere and just breathe for an hour or two.... | Their ships landed around the planet, sleek metallic structures bristling with jagged edges and crackling with energy. The moments the doors opened it was like something out of a nightmare; they were demons. Worse than demons. A pile of tentacles and claws and maws and horns and scales. They were three meters tall, thi... | |
[WP] Aliens landed on earth, and they're surprised all humans possess what they think of as a superpower... an ability we always took for granted and consider normal. | We knew the orbital body, third from the stellar system core, was covered in great part by highly concentrated hydric acid solvent, and the atmosphere contained a remarkably high concentration of oxidizer in an highly toxic chemical soup of inert gases accompanied by solvent vapor and a surprisingly large percentage of... | Their ships landed around the planet, sleek metallic structures bristling with jagged edges and crackling with energy. The moments the doors opened it was like something out of a nightmare; they were demons. Worse than demons. A pile of tentacles and claws and maws and horns and scales. They were three meters tall, thi... | |
[WP] Aliens landed on earth, and they're surprised all humans possess what they think of as a superpower... an ability we always took for granted and consider normal. | We're pessimists. All these years, wondering if we're alone in the universe, and fearing that we weren't... all those books and movies and shows about mysterious aliens coming down from god-knows-where and just blasting the ever-loving shit out of us poor Earth-bound humans.
Not so much.
I remember the day they cam... | Our silence should have warned them, as their voices warned us. We heard them coming years in advance. The most sensitive listeners were thought to be schizophrenic, until we realized they were all hearing the same things. We knew everything about their technology, psychology, capabilities, and strategy long before ... | |
[WP] Aliens landed on earth, and they're surprised all humans possess what they think of as a superpower... an ability we always took for granted and consider normal. | We're pessimists. All these years, wondering if we're alone in the universe, and fearing that we weren't... all those books and movies and shows about mysterious aliens coming down from god-knows-where and just blasting the ever-loving shit out of us poor Earth-bound humans.
Not so much.
I remember the day they cam... | I looked at the bi-pedal hominids. They were surprisingly similar to humans, only they were exact copies of each other. They had no hair, but their facial features were about the same as ours. I then looked down at Dave and Karen, their bodies lying on the ground in awkward poses, like dolls strewn about by an angry c... | |
[WP] Aliens landed on earth, and they're surprised all humans possess what they think of as a superpower... an ability we always took for granted and consider normal. | First (WP) Attempt
It was a pleasant day for May, light cloud cover, gentle breeze, birds could be heard from the nearby treeline. I could feel the warmth of the sun through the back of my T-shirt. The kind of day that makes you wish you could lie down on a grassy hill somewhere and just breathe for an hour or two.... | I looked at the bi-pedal hominids. They were surprisingly similar to humans, only they were exact copies of each other. They had no hair, but their facial features were about the same as ours. I then looked down at Dave and Karen, their bodies lying on the ground in awkward poses, like dolls strewn about by an angry c... | |
[WP] Aliens landed on earth, and they're surprised all humans possess what they think of as a superpower... an ability we always took for granted and consider normal. | We knew the orbital body, third from the stellar system core, was covered in great part by highly concentrated hydric acid solvent, and the atmosphere contained a remarkably high concentration of oxidizer in an highly toxic chemical soup of inert gases accompanied by solvent vapor and a surprisingly large percentage of... | I looked at the bi-pedal hominids. They were surprisingly similar to humans, only they were exact copies of each other. They had no hair, but their facial features were about the same as ours. I then looked down at Dave and Karen, their bodies lying on the ground in awkward poses, like dolls strewn about by an angry c... | |
[WP] Aliens landed on earth, and they're surprised all humans possess what they think of as a superpower... an ability we always took for granted and consider normal. | First (WP) Attempt
It was a pleasant day for May, light cloud cover, gentle breeze, birds could be heard from the nearby treeline. I could feel the warmth of the sun through the back of my T-shirt. The kind of day that makes you wish you could lie down on a grassy hill somewhere and just breathe for an hour or two.... | We came as refugees, fleeing our dying star. It happened so quickly, few of us survived in the frenzy to leave home. The flickering was so faint at first you could almost convince yourself you'd only blinked, but the solar collectors didn't lie - the sun had *flickered*. Within hours the light had started to fade, not... | |
[WP] Aliens landed on earth, and they're surprised all humans possess what they think of as a superpower... an ability we always took for granted and consider normal. | We knew the orbital body, third from the stellar system core, was covered in great part by highly concentrated hydric acid solvent, and the atmosphere contained a remarkably high concentration of oxidizer in an highly toxic chemical soup of inert gases accompanied by solvent vapor and a surprisingly large percentage of... | We came as refugees, fleeing our dying star. It happened so quickly, few of us survived in the frenzy to leave home. The flickering was so faint at first you could almost convince yourself you'd only blinked, but the solar collectors didn't lie - the sun had *flickered*. Within hours the light had started to fade, not... | |
[WP] Aliens landed on earth, and they're surprised all humans possess what they think of as a superpower... an ability we always took for granted and consider normal. | We knew the orbital body, third from the stellar system core, was covered in great part by highly concentrated hydric acid solvent, and the atmosphere contained a remarkably high concentration of oxidizer in an highly toxic chemical soup of inert gases accompanied by solvent vapor and a surprisingly large percentage of... | First (WP) Attempt
It was a pleasant day for May, light cloud cover, gentle breeze, birds could be heard from the nearby treeline. I could feel the warmth of the sun through the back of my T-shirt. The kind of day that makes you wish you could lie down on a grassy hill somewhere and just breathe for an hour or two.... | |
[WP] Aliens landed on earth, and they're surprised all humans possess what they think of as a superpower... an ability we always took for granted and consider normal. | We knew the orbital body, third from the stellar system core, was covered in great part by highly concentrated hydric acid solvent, and the atmosphere contained a remarkably high concentration of oxidizer in an highly toxic chemical soup of inert gases accompanied by solvent vapor and a surprisingly large percentage of... | (My first WP)
This was a strange scenario which I found myself in, a battle of wits against an alien, from God-knows-where. The smartest alien, no less, in a belligerent and warmongering society with a penchant for embarrassing people in power.
"Mr. President, I present to you two glasses. One contains pure water; In... | |
[WP] Aliens landed on earth, and they're surprised all humans possess what they think of as a superpower... an ability we always took for granted and consider normal. | When they first landed, they bowed to our leaders. They treated us as gods, or more, the children of gods. No one really understood why at first, but in time it was revealed what was going on exactly.
Their senses were, as many had expected, different to our own. Different conditions for their evolution had led them ... | (My first WP)
This was a strange scenario which I found myself in, a battle of wits against an alien, from God-knows-where. The smartest alien, no less, in a belligerent and warmongering society with a penchant for embarrassing people in power.
"Mr. President, I present to you two glasses. One contains pure water; In... | |
[WP] Aliens landed on earth, and they're surprised all humans possess what they think of as a superpower... an ability we always took for granted and consider normal. | Contact report species 8724.
Translators established prior to contact due to species' propensity for broadcast media. Use of written language allowed easy communication. Species has been literate for so long they seem to have lost the need for all but the most rudimentary sign language. Was very baffling trying to wat... | Glar oozed backwards, his adrenal sacks oscillating in surprise. The incredible beings flew towards him at a prodigious speed, propelled by some means Glar couldn't even see. They skittered around in a dance of colors, emitting high-pitched chirping sounds. With hast, he slid back through the bio-lock, down the corrido... | |
[WP] Aliens landed on earth, and they're surprised all humans possess what they think of as a superpower... an ability we always took for granted and consider normal. | When they first landed, they bowed to our leaders. They treated us as gods, or more, the children of gods. No one really understood why at first, but in time it was revealed what was going on exactly.
Their senses were, as many had expected, different to our own. Different conditions for their evolution had led them ... | Glar oozed backwards, his adrenal sacks oscillating in surprise. The incredible beings flew towards him at a prodigious speed, propelled by some means Glar couldn't even see. They skittered around in a dance of colors, emitting high-pitched chirping sounds. With hast, he slid back through the bio-lock, down the corrido... | |
[WP] Aliens landed on earth, and they're surprised all humans possess what they think of as a superpower... an ability we always took for granted and consider normal. | "The humans are barely a civilization, but they are none the less a civilization so, we have to follow galactic colonization law 39000, clause b, And that is?." said captain T'nahihk R'saa as he addressed his soldiers. "Any previous civilization must be eradicated sir." said a soldier near the front of the squad. "It s... | Glar oozed backwards, his adrenal sacks oscillating in surprise. The incredible beings flew towards him at a prodigious speed, propelled by some means Glar couldn't even see. They skittered around in a dance of colors, emitting high-pitched chirping sounds. With hast, he slid back through the bio-lock, down the corrido... | |
[WP] Aliens landed on earth, and they're surprised all humans possess what they think of as a superpower... an ability we always took for granted and consider normal. | There is only one S-class Star Cruiser, and it's name is Pantheon. Built over a hundred years ago on our Moon when Earth's rotation began to slow down. Geomagnetic storms from solar flares used to create beautiful red and green lights. But in the decades before the evacuation, the lights became larger, and closer to Ea... | Glar oozed backwards, his adrenal sacks oscillating in surprise. The incredible beings flew towards him at a prodigious speed, propelled by some means Glar couldn't even see. They skittered around in a dance of colors, emitting high-pitched chirping sounds. With hast, he slid back through the bio-lock, down the corrido... | |
[WP] Aliens landed on earth, and they're surprised all humans possess what they think of as a superpower... an ability we always took for granted and consider normal. | Voice on communication screen: General Zuulhtraar, we await your progress report, there is word in the ranks that you have retreated.
General Zuulhtraar: Governor, I am composing it as we speak.
Governor: I will await the formal document, but provide me with your progress so far.
General Zuulhtraar: We breached the ... | Glar oozed backwards, his adrenal sacks oscillating in surprise. The incredible beings flew towards him at a prodigious speed, propelled by some means Glar couldn't even see. They skittered around in a dance of colors, emitting high-pitched chirping sounds. With hast, he slid back through the bio-lock, down the corrido... | |
[WP] Aliens landed on earth, and they're surprised all humans possess what they think of as a superpower... an ability we always took for granted and consider normal. | Gather round children, and I will tell you the tale of how we become the single most powerful species in the galaxy. It all started November 9th, 2014. First contact.
We had known they were coming for months. Which in that day and age was incredibly rare. As the government enjoyed keeping information like that sup... | Glar oozed backwards, his adrenal sacks oscillating in surprise. The incredible beings flew towards him at a prodigious speed, propelled by some means Glar couldn't even see. They skittered around in a dance of colors, emitting high-pitched chirping sounds. With hast, he slid back through the bio-lock, down the corrido... | |
[WP] Aliens landed on earth, and they're surprised all humans possess what they think of as a superpower... an ability we always took for granted and consider normal. | Vlork was glad to have guests at his table, and though their cuisine was not particularly to his liking he ordered his chef-slave to cook a meal from this home planet of theirs.
"You must remain, weakling watersack guest-slaves," he addressed them with his hands all balled up in that universal gesture of friendship.... | "Captain Trunkkarr here, Major Branchum. The advance craft have landed and the Earthlings will be overpowered shortly."
"Excellent," trilled Major Branchum, tenting his twigs menacingly, "see that you leave the Amazon untouched for the Ruling Party members and -"
He cut his sentence short. On the screen Trunkkarr was... | |
[WP] Aliens landed on earth, and they're surprised all humans possess what they think of as a superpower... an ability we always took for granted and consider normal. | Gather round children, and I will tell you the tale of how we become the single most powerful species in the galaxy. It all started November 9th, 2014. First contact.
We had known they were coming for months. Which in that day and age was incredibly rare. As the government enjoyed keeping information like that sup... | "Captain Trunkkarr here, Major Branchum. The advance craft have landed and the Earthlings will be overpowered shortly."
"Excellent," trilled Major Branchum, tenting his twigs menacingly, "see that you leave the Amazon untouched for the Ruling Party members and -"
He cut his sentence short. On the screen Trunkkarr was... | |
[WP] Aliens landed on earth, and they're surprised all humans possess what they think of as a superpower... an ability we always took for granted and consider normal. | The group was tense. Nobody knew what to do. Neither of the two humans moved, and neither of the "its" had either. Both
Q4T and 00B had taken a step back and entered a more defensive stance. Q4T turned to its counterpart and whispered,
"Is this an act of War?"
They had only been on this planet for less than 10 minu... | "Captain Trunkkarr here, Major Branchum. The advance craft have landed and the Earthlings will be overpowered shortly."
"Excellent," trilled Major Branchum, tenting his twigs menacingly, "see that you leave the Amazon untouched for the Ruling Party members and -"
He cut his sentence short. On the screen Trunkkarr was... | |
[WP] Aliens landed on earth, and they're surprised all humans possess what they think of as a superpower... an ability we always took for granted and consider normal. | Gather round children, and I will tell you the tale of how we become the single most powerful species in the galaxy. It all started November 9th, 2014. First contact.
We had known they were coming for months. Which in that day and age was incredibly rare. As the government enjoyed keeping information like that sup... | Vlork was glad to have guests at his table, and though their cuisine was not particularly to his liking he ordered his chef-slave to cook a meal from this home planet of theirs.
"You must remain, weakling watersack guest-slaves," he addressed them with his hands all balled up in that universal gesture of friendship.... | |
[WP] Aliens landed on earth, and they're surprised all humans possess what they think of as a superpower... an ability we always took for granted and consider normal. | They didn't arrive in a spaceship. Just a strange ball of light. We found no trace of it after the dust settled. The eggheads on the homefront tell me it was technology beyond our wildest dreams, or that they're our evolutionary superiors in every way. But I got a different theory. I seen 'em up close.
I noticed somet... | "Hello, Vl'kash. Jane Lehrer, here for an interview? We spoke on the phone?"
"Oh, yes, the human on the phone. I remember you. What would you like to talk about?"
She pulled out her notepad and pen. "I figured we'd start with the... dammit, ow!"
"What is it?"
"Paper cut." She held up her hand to show the smal... | |
[WP] "Hatred hollows you out. Then it fills you up." | Iroh blinked, frozen, shocked by the unexpectedness of the embrace - but as soon as she had initiated it, she broke away.
"Are you certain you do not require any assistance in reforming the homeland?" She asked, as curt and abrasive as usual. Iroh could see through her tough exterior, though, and knew she asked out of... | *1939, November 19th*
*Warsaw, Poland*
"Siostra? I'm hungry..."
"Jan, not now."
The rain-filled clouds filled the cold morning skies. What I can remember of her was her flame-colored hair and emerald eyes as she hold tightly onto my small hands. We were hiding for weeks now, scurrying from hiding spot to hiding spo... | |
[WP] Upon dying you find that you're allowed to choose which religion's afterlife you go to. | At first, there was only a blindingly white light, but Jeb's eyes soon adjusted, his mind reeling, wondering if he had made it or not. Only moments ago, he had passed his beer in its foam "coozy" into the care of his brother Jeremiah while he was about to show him up good; now, he stood in a place that seemed as thoug... | The Entity -- what I had named it -- led me down a long hallway -- what I had chosen to call it. In truth, The Entity may not have been an entity at all, rather some intangible aura or subtle manifestation of a collective subconcious, or an omnipresent sensation of bonhomie. Are such things 'entities'? And where I wand... | |
[WP] Upon dying you find that you're allowed to choose which religion's afterlife you go to. | Of course there would be a line. Isn't there always? I tapped my foot impatiently as the elderly woman in front of me had the receptionist explain, for the second time, that she wasn't going to be able to go to her Tuesday bingo session at the rec center because she had died a few hours ago. I get that the poor thing w... | The Entity -- what I had named it -- led me down a long hallway -- what I had chosen to call it. In truth, The Entity may not have been an entity at all, rather some intangible aura or subtle manifestation of a collective subconcious, or an omnipresent sensation of bonhomie. Are such things 'entities'? And where I wand... | |
[WP] Upon dying you find that you're allowed to choose which religion's afterlife you go to. | Of course there would be a line. Isn't there always? I tapped my foot impatiently as the elderly woman in front of me had the receptionist explain, for the second time, that she wasn't going to be able to go to her Tuesday bingo session at the rec center because she had died a few hours ago. I get that the poor thing w... | At first, there was only a blindingly white light, but Jeb's eyes soon adjusted, his mind reeling, wondering if he had made it or not. Only moments ago, he had passed his beer in its foam "coozy" into the care of his brother Jeremiah while he was about to show him up good; now, he stood in a place that seemed as thoug... | |
[WP] Upon dying you find that you're allowed to choose which religion's afterlife you go to. | Brendan stuffed his fingers in his ears not to drown out the screaming plane engines that were clearly past critical failure but to shut out the shattering shrieks and blubbering prayers of the rather large woman who had been hogging his armrest the whole flight.
There was a burst of white light and feeling of li... | The crash, the roll, the explosion. It all led to this. I was everywhere; bits of me, anyway.
It was a painful process, the wreck. It was intense, but the pain slowly, steadily ceased. I quickly realized the reason: I was dead. With an injury like being shred to pieces, it would be hard not to die. This was it: the en... | |
[WP] Upon dying you find that you're allowed to choose which religion's afterlife you go to. | 'So we really get to pick which one we want?'
'Yes'
'And everything that religion taught is there?'
'Yes'
'So, there will be 72 virgins waiting for me?'
'Yes!'
Saint Peter had clearly lost his patience. An hour of endless questions felt like an eternity in an eternity. A mini-hell. And every new person always ask... | The crash, the roll, the explosion. It all led to this. I was everywhere; bits of me, anyway.
It was a painful process, the wreck. It was intense, but the pain slowly, steadily ceased. I quickly realized the reason: I was dead. With an injury like being shred to pieces, it would be hard not to die. This was it: the en... | |
[WP] Upon dying you find that you're allowed to choose which religion's afterlife you go to. | "The choice is entirely up to you, of course, and you have all the time you like to decide. Literally. However, if you're looking for some guidance, you could do worse than Scalanariasm."
Jim looked up from the brochure (Page 3 of 15,583,290,456). "Scalanariasm? I'm not familiar with it?"
"Well, you wouldn't be, it n... | The crash, the roll, the explosion. It all led to this. I was everywhere; bits of me, anyway.
It was a painful process, the wreck. It was intense, but the pain slowly, steadily ceased. I quickly realized the reason: I was dead. With an injury like being shred to pieces, it would be hard not to die. This was it: the en... | |
[WP] Upon dying you find that you're allowed to choose which religion's afterlife you go to. | 'So we really get to pick which one we want?'
'Yes'
'And everything that religion taught is there?'
'Yes'
'So, there will be 72 virgins waiting for me?'
'Yes!'
Saint Peter had clearly lost his patience. An hour of endless questions felt like an eternity in an eternity. A mini-hell. And every new person always ask... | Brendan stuffed his fingers in his ears not to drown out the screaming plane engines that were clearly past critical failure but to shut out the shattering shrieks and blubbering prayers of the rather large woman who had been hogging his armrest the whole flight.
There was a burst of white light and feeling of li... | |
[WP] Upon dying you find that you're allowed to choose which religion's afterlife you go to. | "The choice is entirely up to you, of course, and you have all the time you like to decide. Literally. However, if you're looking for some guidance, you could do worse than Scalanariasm."
Jim looked up from the brochure (Page 3 of 15,583,290,456). "Scalanariasm? I'm not familiar with it?"
"Well, you wouldn't be, it n... | Brendan stuffed his fingers in his ears not to drown out the screaming plane engines that were clearly past critical failure but to shut out the shattering shrieks and blubbering prayers of the rather large woman who had been hogging his armrest the whole flight.
There was a burst of white light and feeling of li... | |
[WP] Upon dying you find that you're allowed to choose which religion's afterlife you go to. | "The choice is entirely up to you, of course, and you have all the time you like to decide. Literally. However, if you're looking for some guidance, you could do worse than Scalanariasm."
Jim looked up from the brochure (Page 3 of 15,583,290,456). "Scalanariasm? I'm not familiar with it?"
"Well, you wouldn't be, it n... | *What religion do you follow?* I blinked a few times, cocking my head slightly in confusion.
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"Oh, you know. Your primary point of worship. It will determine where you head on to after this." the Angel responded.
"Oh, well, I have been atheist for a long time."
The angel frowned, "Do y... | |
Also show me what s/he does to cope with the loss of whom s/he considered to be his/her one true friend. | [WP] Tell me a story where a character gets very depressed over the untimely death of his/her nemesis' because they had a bond better than best friends. | In the end beating superman was simple. It only required two principles. Even Superman couldn't be in two places at once. And superman would always choose another over his own life.
I didn't really believe the second one was true. He wasn't even human how could he be altruistic to an alien race, he was heroic for his... | The MTs were carrying out Stukovs body, he had heard about it over the police band. 3 GSWs, defensive wounds, looked like a struggle. Blues will never find the guy, it was professional, made to look like a break in gone wrong.
“Goodbye, my old enemy.” – The thought itself was saddening.. he remembered the first day he... |
Also show me what s/he does to cope with the loss of whom s/he considered to be his/her one true friend. | [WP] Tell me a story where a character gets very depressed over the untimely death of his/her nemesis' because they had a bond better than best friends. | In the end beating superman was simple. It only required two principles. Even Superman couldn't be in two places at once. And superman would always choose another over his own life.
I didn't really believe the second one was true. He wasn't even human how could he be altruistic to an alien race, he was heroic for his... | The clock ticked down from 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1, the door opened, but he never showed up. Where was he? our intrepid hero thought. We started this journey together making a choice, I chose and then he chose. His choice was the opposite of mine and designed to counteract everything I had. I was an outsider, he was the p... |
Also show me what s/he does to cope with the loss of whom s/he considered to be his/her one true friend. | [WP] Tell me a story where a character gets very depressed over the untimely death of his/her nemesis' because they had a bond better than best friends. | In the end beating superman was simple. It only required two principles. Even Superman couldn't be in two places at once. And superman would always choose another over his own life.
I didn't really believe the second one was true. He wasn't even human how could he be altruistic to an alien race, he was heroic for his... | "Another, please."
Outside the bar, the city was practically up in flames. Riots, looting in the streets. The owner had boarded the place up. The man he was currently serving a drink had stayed anyway.
"What the hell are you doing here, anyway?" The bartender asked the strange man, who grinned without looking up.
"I... |
[WP] Deadpool literally breaks through the fourth wall and comes into our world, however, no one believes it's him because he breaks the fourth wall into Comic-Con. | I think that you should classify this as EU, for established universe. Breaking the 4th wall certainly changes the circumstance of the universe, but you are asking for a story about a character that has an existing history and personality.
Just for the future, nothing to worry about right now clearly :) | Smell of gunpowder/brimstone, rotting flesh, Old Spice Swagger, and smegma. He has the voice of Demi Moore if she chainsmoked a carton of Reds a day, with rancid mucky banana on his breath. He looks with the cold dead stare of a seventeen year old labrador that went blind five years ago with the illumination of a littl... | |
[WP] Deadpool literally breaks through the fourth wall and comes into our world, however, no one believes it's him because he breaks the fourth wall into Comic-Con. | Mhmm. A chimichanga stand. Sweet. Churros! Yeah baby! Pizza by the slice! I'm almost there- Bacon! Reached it. 30 seconds in, and I've foodgasmed. Time to clean myself up.
*Man. Look at this crowd. Tons of people dressed up. Hey! There's me! but does that mean there's 6 of us?*
**shut up**
*no*
**You'd better**
... | Smell of gunpowder/brimstone, rotting flesh, Old Spice Swagger, and smegma. He has the voice of Demi Moore if she chainsmoked a carton of Reds a day, with rancid mucky banana on his breath. He looks with the cold dead stare of a seventeen year old labrador that went blind five years ago with the illumination of a littl... | |
[WP] Deadpool literally breaks through the fourth wall and comes into our world, however, no one believes it's him because he breaks the fourth wall into Comic-Con. | Mhmm. A chimichanga stand. Sweet. Churros! Yeah baby! Pizza by the slice! I'm almost there- Bacon! Reached it. 30 seconds in, and I've foodgasmed. Time to clean myself up.
*Man. Look at this crowd. Tons of people dressed up. Hey! There's me! but does that mean there's 6 of us?*
**shut up**
*no*
**You'd better**
... | I think that you should classify this as EU, for established universe. Breaking the 4th wall certainly changes the circumstance of the universe, but you are asking for a story about a character that has an existing history and personality.
Just for the future, nothing to worry about right now clearly :) | |
[WP] Deadpool literally breaks through the fourth wall and comes into our world, however, no one believes it's him because he breaks the fourth wall into Comic-Con. | Mhmm. A chimichanga stand. Sweet. Churros! Yeah baby! Pizza by the slice! I'm almost there- Bacon! Reached it. 30 seconds in, and I've foodgasmed. Time to clean myself up.
*Man. Look at this crowd. Tons of people dressed up. Hey! There's me! but does that mean there's 6 of us?*
**shut up**
*no*
**You'd better**
... | I wrote up a response on Google Doc. I couldn't copy paste it over because the formatting wouldn't go over. Please check it out and give me feedback thanks. [Deadpool Breaking the 4th Wall](https://docs.google.com/document/d/18mOZjlDSLt5mRFEDwtru_ojGwuom3IAYYvtWu7Oe6-o/edit?usp=sharing) | |
[WP] Deadpool literally breaks through the fourth wall and comes into our world, however, no one believes it's him because he breaks the fourth wall into Comic-Con. | "Nice Deadpool costume!", the man said. I thought he was a little overweight, but that might just be due to my...outstanding physique. He also, in a roundabout way, was dressed like me. Sure, he still had his glasses on, and his ponytail certainly didn't fit the Deadpool persona, but the red-and-black body paint in the... | I wrote up a response on Google Doc. I couldn't copy paste it over because the formatting wouldn't go over. Please check it out and give me feedback thanks. [Deadpool Breaking the 4th Wall](https://docs.google.com/document/d/18mOZjlDSLt5mRFEDwtru_ojGwuom3IAYYvtWu7Oe6-o/edit?usp=sharing) | |
[WP] Deadpool literally breaks through the fourth wall and comes into our world, however, no one believes it's him because he breaks the fourth wall into Comic-Con. | What is this?
Where am I?
Holy shit!
Is that me?!
Oh, hey! Another me!
A cheap spandex costume?
Of course!
I've found my way out.
In this world, my life is fiction.
Does that mean nobody I know is real?
Of course, but then that means....
I'M NOT REAL.
But I'm here.....
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat......
Am I real?
... | I wrote up a response on Google Doc. I couldn't copy paste it over because the formatting wouldn't go over. Please check it out and give me feedback thanks. [Deadpool Breaking the 4th Wall](https://docs.google.com/document/d/18mOZjlDSLt5mRFEDwtru_ojGwuom3IAYYvtWu7Oe6-o/edit?usp=sharing) | |
[WP] Deadpool literally breaks through the fourth wall and comes into our world, however, no one believes it's him because he breaks the fourth wall into Comic-Con. | "Hey, nice Deadpool costume!"
"Thanks!" He'd been hearing the same thing since he walked into the San Diego Convention Center. Sure, his tights were freshly washed, but he really thought people liked his katanas. That, or the endless pouches that lined his belt.
The weirdest thing for him as he strolled through th... | "I mean, I guess I knew there was a problem right *before* I fired the gun. I mean, Spidey usually starts dodging before the bullet starts moving, right?"
Deadpool says, barely controlling his laughter.
"Well, one dead nerd later and I realized the plan had worked!"
"What do you mean **what** plan, don't you read my... | |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. | “I do solemnly swear . . . " This was the hardest part. Could he, in fact, step forward, raise his hand, look the Chief Justice in the eye, and do this without bursting out in laughter, smirking, or allowing a spasm to cross his face?
The tireless work of thousands, a cost of billions of dollars, and untold lives al... | "Son. Son, nod if you can hear me." Darkness. Where am I? What happened? Why can't I see anything.
"He's still unresponsive Doc. Up the dose, lets see if we can get him talking." Warm. I can feel it spreading through me. A sliver of light, but nothing is clear.
"Kid. Can you hear me? We don't have much time! I need ... | |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. | **Never participated in a WP thread before, probably a bad starting point given that the thread's already 12 hours old, but ah well, here goes!**
Chris looked in the mirror one last time, adjusted his collar, grabbed his coat, and left.
4 years of medical school had all come down to this, his first day as a doctor. ... | "Son. Son, nod if you can hear me." Darkness. Where am I? What happened? Why can't I see anything.
"He's still unresponsive Doc. Up the dose, lets see if we can get him talking." Warm. I can feel it spreading through me. A sliver of light, but nothing is clear.
"Kid. Can you hear me? We don't have much time! I need ... | |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. | Mother liked to tell the story. They all had one.
Mom found me reaching for the cookie jar.
"What are you doing kiddo?"
"Nothing..."
"Were you trying to get a cookie and eat it?"
"No."
"What were you doing?"
"I was getting a cookie for you."
Most folks in the community called it good parenting. The practice i... | "Son. Son, nod if you can hear me." Darkness. Where am I? What happened? Why can't I see anything.
"He's still unresponsive Doc. Up the dose, lets see if we can get him talking." Warm. I can feel it spreading through me. A sliver of light, but nothing is clear.
"Kid. Can you hear me? We don't have much time! I need ... | |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. | The 'age of truth' historians were dubbing it. In 2031 a new app was released and became the new big thing. Taking advantage of the constant data stream from Apple's neural implants and the shared cloud of data the new app was able to pick up on subconscious cues and could tell when someone was lying. Privacy laws prot... | "Son. Son, nod if you can hear me." Darkness. Where am I? What happened? Why can't I see anything.
"He's still unresponsive Doc. Up the dose, lets see if we can get him talking." Warm. I can feel it spreading through me. A sliver of light, but nothing is clear.
"Kid. Can you hear me? We don't have much time! I need ... | |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. | "So, what do you need a lie for?"
I sat behind my dirty desk, covered in take out boxes and cat fur. I sucked on my soggy cigarette noisily, daintily making notes on the back of an envelope.
The man in front of me nervously wrung his hands. He eyed me suspiciously, but I smelled the desperation. Well, most people wer... | "Son. Son, nod if you can hear me." Darkness. Where am I? What happened? Why can't I see anything.
"He's still unresponsive Doc. Up the dose, lets see if we can get him talking." Warm. I can feel it spreading through me. A sliver of light, but nothing is clear.
"Kid. Can you hear me? We don't have much time! I need ... | |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. | The 'age of truth' historians were dubbing it. In 2031 a new app was released and became the new big thing. Taking advantage of the constant data stream from Apple's neural implants and the shared cloud of data the new app was able to pick up on subconscious cues and could tell when someone was lying. Privacy laws prot... | "This will now use up one of my 3 remaining lies" | |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. | 15 year old daughter needs a blood transfusion. Father's not a match, so they test mom. Mom's not a match either....
>"She's yours! I swear."
>"How? How is that even possible?"
>"I didn't cheat on you."
>"Really? Then why doesn't *our* blood match *our* daughter's?"
>"I...I needed a donor."
>"S... | "Peter, what happened?"
"Jesus *made* me to it!" | |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. | “I do solemnly swear . . . " This was the hardest part. Could he, in fact, step forward, raise his hand, look the Chief Justice in the eye, and do this without bursting out in laughter, smirking, or allowing a spasm to cross his face?
The tireless work of thousands, a cost of billions of dollars, and untold lives al... | "Peter, what happened?"
"Jesus *made* me to it!" | |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. | "I know, I'm late." Melissa said as she disgustedly brought her till to her supervisor's office.
"Well if you know you're late, why the hell are you?" Sherry barked back.
"Hey, customer at register 2 had an obnoxious little brat who kept screaming and getting into things. I told her to hustler her ass, and you know w... | "Peter, what happened?"
"Jesus *made* me to it!" | |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. | Adam came out from his coma sometime around the 5th day after he was admitted to the ICU.
Stefanie heard him stir, coughing in short spurts as he slowly regained his senses. She had been lightly dozing by his side, and she reached for his hand to calm him. Slowly, painfully, he opened his remaining good eye and strug... | "Peter, what happened?"
"Jesus *made* me to it!" | |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. | "And you heard it that's the up up up music, the DOW is up a whopping 4% as the news from Washington..."
The engine sputtered to a stop and Kai Ryssdal's voice faded. Slumping in her seat, Lerin stared at the white columns from the top of the parking deck. Brushing away her auburn hair, she tugged on her eye lids, and... | "Peter, what happened?"
"Jesus *made* me to it!" | |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. | "Did you kill Anna Kendrick?"
"No."
"Did you kill Bonnie James?"
"No."
"Did you kill Cindy Irish?"
"No."
"Did you kill Diane Hoffman?"
"N..n...yes! Yes, I did it! I killed her! Damn this sudden compulsion to tell the truth!"
Foster turned to the police chief. "Fucking serial killers, chief. They never lear... | "Peter, what happened?"
"Jesus *made* me to it!" | |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. | **Never participated in a WP thread before, probably a bad starting point given that the thread's already 12 hours old, but ah well, here goes!**
Chris looked in the mirror one last time, adjusted his collar, grabbed his coat, and left.
4 years of medical school had all come down to this, his first day as a doctor. ... | "Peter, what happened?"
"Jesus *made* me to it!" | |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. | Mother liked to tell the story. They all had one.
Mom found me reaching for the cookie jar.
"What are you doing kiddo?"
"Nothing..."
"Were you trying to get a cookie and eat it?"
"No."
"What were you doing?"
"I was getting a cookie for you."
Most folks in the community called it good parenting. The practice i... | "Peter, what happened?"
"Jesus *made* me to it!" | |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. | Joe sat in his room eating cookies before dinner in secret when Joe's Mom walked in. Joe threw the cookies under his blanket and acted natural. Joe's Mom said "Joe, were you eating cookies?" "No!" Joe said. "Really?" "Yes!" "Really really?" "Yes Mom! Really!" "Hmmm well alright, dinner in 5 Joe!". Joe sighed in relief ... | "Peter, what happened?"
"Jesus *made* me to it!" | |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. | The 'age of truth' historians were dubbing it. In 2031 a new app was released and became the new big thing. Taking advantage of the constant data stream from Apple's neural implants and the shared cloud of data the new app was able to pick up on subconscious cues and could tell when someone was lying. Privacy laws prot... | "Peter, what happened?"
"Jesus *made* me to it!" | |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. | "Your last mandate saw town debt increase by 15%. Are you REALLY going to halve it like your campaign says if you are elected this time ?"
*Crap, this guy is tough. I'm not gonna last the whole debate at this rate...*
Article 14th of the constitution of our nation ensured our right to keep the three lies. But lying wa... | "Peter, what happened?"
"Jesus *made* me to it!" | |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. | "So, what do you need a lie for?"
I sat behind my dirty desk, covered in take out boxes and cat fur. I sucked on my soggy cigarette noisily, daintily making notes on the back of an envelope.
The man in front of me nervously wrung his hands. He eyed me suspiciously, but I smelled the desperation. Well, most people wer... | "Peter, what happened?"
"Jesus *made* me to it!" | |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. | James was waiting just outside the door - the door to his future.
It all started, years ago, when he began working for an incumbent Senator from New York - trying to keep his position despite the massive swelling of support for the Republican opposition. He did simple things - phone calls, passing out fliers, until o... | "Peter, what happened?"
"Jesus *made* me to it!" | |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. |
Jess and Renée had been talking for a while. The hum of the hospital equipment was almost low enough for them to ignore. Still, this time it persisted in the mind, a deadening musical score to the scene.
Renée squeezed Jess's hand. "God. This wasn't fair. I don't...I wish I could...dammit, Jess, I'm sorry."
"Don't ... | "Peter, what happened?"
"Jesus *made* me to it!" | |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. | “I do solemnly swear . . . " This was the hardest part. Could he, in fact, step forward, raise his hand, look the Chief Justice in the eye, and do this without bursting out in laughter, smirking, or allowing a spasm to cross his face?
The tireless work of thousands, a cost of billions of dollars, and untold lives al... | "Are you cheating on me!"
*NO!!*
"Are you cheating on me!"
*NO!!*
"Are you cheating on me!"
*NO!!*
"Are you cheating on me!"
*DAMMIT WOMAN!*
| |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. | "I know, I'm late." Melissa said as she disgustedly brought her till to her supervisor's office.
"Well if you know you're late, why the hell are you?" Sherry barked back.
"Hey, customer at register 2 had an obnoxious little brat who kept screaming and getting into things. I told her to hustler her ass, and you know w... | "Are you cheating on me!"
*NO!!*
"Are you cheating on me!"
*NO!!*
"Are you cheating on me!"
*NO!!*
"Are you cheating on me!"
*DAMMIT WOMAN!*
| |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. | "Did you kill Anna Kendrick?"
"No."
"Did you kill Bonnie James?"
"No."
"Did you kill Cindy Irish?"
"No."
"Did you kill Diane Hoffman?"
"N..n...yes! Yes, I did it! I killed her! Damn this sudden compulsion to tell the truth!"
Foster turned to the police chief. "Fucking serial killers, chief. They never lear... | "Are you cheating on me!"
*NO!!*
"Are you cheating on me!"
*NO!!*
"Are you cheating on me!"
*NO!!*
"Are you cheating on me!"
*DAMMIT WOMAN!*
| |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. | **Never participated in a WP thread before, probably a bad starting point given that the thread's already 12 hours old, but ah well, here goes!**
Chris looked in the mirror one last time, adjusted his collar, grabbed his coat, and left.
4 years of medical school had all come down to this, his first day as a doctor. ... | "Are you cheating on me!"
*NO!!*
"Are you cheating on me!"
*NO!!*
"Are you cheating on me!"
*NO!!*
"Are you cheating on me!"
*DAMMIT WOMAN!*
| |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. | Mother liked to tell the story. They all had one.
Mom found me reaching for the cookie jar.
"What are you doing kiddo?"
"Nothing..."
"Were you trying to get a cookie and eat it?"
"No."
"What were you doing?"
"I was getting a cookie for you."
Most folks in the community called it good parenting. The practice i... | "Are you cheating on me!"
*NO!!*
"Are you cheating on me!"
*NO!!*
"Are you cheating on me!"
*NO!!*
"Are you cheating on me!"
*DAMMIT WOMAN!*
| |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. | The 'age of truth' historians were dubbing it. In 2031 a new app was released and became the new big thing. Taking advantage of the constant data stream from Apple's neural implants and the shared cloud of data the new app was able to pick up on subconscious cues and could tell when someone was lying. Privacy laws prot... | "Are you cheating on me!"
*NO!!*
"Are you cheating on me!"
*NO!!*
"Are you cheating on me!"
*NO!!*
"Are you cheating on me!"
*DAMMIT WOMAN!*
| |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. | "So, what do you need a lie for?"
I sat behind my dirty desk, covered in take out boxes and cat fur. I sucked on my soggy cigarette noisily, daintily making notes on the back of an envelope.
The man in front of me nervously wrung his hands. He eyed me suspiciously, but I smelled the desperation. Well, most people wer... | "Are you cheating on me!"
*NO!!*
"Are you cheating on me!"
*NO!!*
"Are you cheating on me!"
*NO!!*
"Are you cheating on me!"
*DAMMIT WOMAN!*
| |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. | "I know, I'm late." Melissa said as she disgustedly brought her till to her supervisor's office.
"Well if you know you're late, why the hell are you?" Sherry barked back.
"Hey, customer at register 2 had an obnoxious little brat who kept screaming and getting into things. I told her to hustler her ass, and you know w... | 15 year old daughter needs a blood transfusion. Father's not a match, so they test mom. Mom's not a match either....
>"She's yours! I swear."
>"How? How is that even possible?"
>"I didn't cheat on you."
>"Really? Then why doesn't *our* blood match *our* daughter's?"
>"I...I needed a donor."
>"S... | |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. | Adam came out from his coma sometime around the 5th day after he was admitted to the ICU.
Stefanie heard him stir, coughing in short spurts as he slowly regained his senses. She had been lightly dozing by his side, and she reached for his hand to calm him. Slowly, painfully, he opened his remaining good eye and strug... | 15 year old daughter needs a blood transfusion. Father's not a match, so they test mom. Mom's not a match either....
>"She's yours! I swear."
>"How? How is that even possible?"
>"I didn't cheat on you."
>"Really? Then why doesn't *our* blood match *our* daughter's?"
>"I...I needed a donor."
>"S... | |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. | "And you heard it that's the up up up music, the DOW is up a whopping 4% as the news from Washington..."
The engine sputtered to a stop and Kai Ryssdal's voice faded. Slumping in her seat, Lerin stared at the white columns from the top of the parking deck. Brushing away her auburn hair, she tugged on her eye lids, and... | 15 year old daughter needs a blood transfusion. Father's not a match, so they test mom. Mom's not a match either....
>"She's yours! I swear."
>"How? How is that even possible?"
>"I didn't cheat on you."
>"Really? Then why doesn't *our* blood match *our* daughter's?"
>"I...I needed a donor."
>"S... | |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. | "Did you kill Anna Kendrick?"
"No."
"Did you kill Bonnie James?"
"No."
"Did you kill Cindy Irish?"
"No."
"Did you kill Diane Hoffman?"
"N..n...yes! Yes, I did it! I killed her! Damn this sudden compulsion to tell the truth!"
Foster turned to the police chief. "Fucking serial killers, chief. They never lear... | 15 year old daughter needs a blood transfusion. Father's not a match, so they test mom. Mom's not a match either....
>"She's yours! I swear."
>"How? How is that even possible?"
>"I didn't cheat on you."
>"Really? Then why doesn't *our* blood match *our* daughter's?"
>"I...I needed a donor."
>"S... | |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. | **Never participated in a WP thread before, probably a bad starting point given that the thread's already 12 hours old, but ah well, here goes!**
Chris looked in the mirror one last time, adjusted his collar, grabbed his coat, and left.
4 years of medical school had all come down to this, his first day as a doctor. ... | 15 year old daughter needs a blood transfusion. Father's not a match, so they test mom. Mom's not a match either....
>"She's yours! I swear."
>"How? How is that even possible?"
>"I didn't cheat on you."
>"Really? Then why doesn't *our* blood match *our* daughter's?"
>"I...I needed a donor."
>"S... | |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. | Mother liked to tell the story. They all had one.
Mom found me reaching for the cookie jar.
"What are you doing kiddo?"
"Nothing..."
"Were you trying to get a cookie and eat it?"
"No."
"What were you doing?"
"I was getting a cookie for you."
Most folks in the community called it good parenting. The practice i... | 15 year old daughter needs a blood transfusion. Father's not a match, so they test mom. Mom's not a match either....
>"She's yours! I swear."
>"How? How is that even possible?"
>"I didn't cheat on you."
>"Really? Then why doesn't *our* blood match *our* daughter's?"
>"I...I needed a donor."
>"S... | |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. | The 'age of truth' historians were dubbing it. In 2031 a new app was released and became the new big thing. Taking advantage of the constant data stream from Apple's neural implants and the shared cloud of data the new app was able to pick up on subconscious cues and could tell when someone was lying. Privacy laws prot... | 15 year old daughter needs a blood transfusion. Father's not a match, so they test mom. Mom's not a match either....
>"She's yours! I swear."
>"How? How is that even possible?"
>"I didn't cheat on you."
>"Really? Then why doesn't *our* blood match *our* daughter's?"
>"I...I needed a donor."
>"S... | |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. | "Your last mandate saw town debt increase by 15%. Are you REALLY going to halve it like your campaign says if you are elected this time ?"
*Crap, this guy is tough. I'm not gonna last the whole debate at this rate...*
Article 14th of the constitution of our nation ensured our right to keep the three lies. But lying wa... | 15 year old daughter needs a blood transfusion. Father's not a match, so they test mom. Mom's not a match either....
>"She's yours! I swear."
>"How? How is that even possible?"
>"I didn't cheat on you."
>"Really? Then why doesn't *our* blood match *our* daughter's?"
>"I...I needed a donor."
>"S... | |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. | "So, what do you need a lie for?"
I sat behind my dirty desk, covered in take out boxes and cat fur. I sucked on my soggy cigarette noisily, daintily making notes on the back of an envelope.
The man in front of me nervously wrung his hands. He eyed me suspiciously, but I smelled the desperation. Well, most people wer... | 15 year old daughter needs a blood transfusion. Father's not a match, so they test mom. Mom's not a match either....
>"She's yours! I swear."
>"How? How is that even possible?"
>"I didn't cheat on you."
>"Really? Then why doesn't *our* blood match *our* daughter's?"
>"I...I needed a donor."
>"S... | |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. | James was waiting just outside the door - the door to his future.
It all started, years ago, when he began working for an incumbent Senator from New York - trying to keep his position despite the massive swelling of support for the Republican opposition. He did simple things - phone calls, passing out fliers, until o... | 15 year old daughter needs a blood transfusion. Father's not a match, so they test mom. Mom's not a match either....
>"She's yours! I swear."
>"How? How is that even possible?"
>"I didn't cheat on you."
>"Really? Then why doesn't *our* blood match *our* daughter's?"
>"I...I needed a donor."
>"S... | |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. |
Jess and Renée had been talking for a while. The hum of the hospital equipment was almost low enough for them to ignore. Still, this time it persisted in the mind, a deadening musical score to the scene.
Renée squeezed Jess's hand. "God. This wasn't fair. I don't...I wish I could...dammit, Jess, I'm sorry."
"Don't ... | 15 year old daughter needs a blood transfusion. Father's not a match, so they test mom. Mom's not a match either....
>"She's yours! I swear."
>"How? How is that even possible?"
>"I didn't cheat on you."
>"Really? Then why doesn't *our* blood match *our* daughter's?"
>"I...I needed a donor."
>"S... | |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. | Mother liked to tell the story. They all had one.
Mom found me reaching for the cookie jar.
"What are you doing kiddo?"
"Nothing..."
"Were you trying to get a cookie and eat it?"
"No."
"What were you doing?"
"I was getting a cookie for you."
Most folks in the community called it good parenting. The practice i... | “I do solemnly swear . . . " This was the hardest part. Could he, in fact, step forward, raise his hand, look the Chief Justice in the eye, and do this without bursting out in laughter, smirking, or allowing a spasm to cross his face?
The tireless work of thousands, a cost of billions of dollars, and untold lives al... | |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. | The 'age of truth' historians were dubbing it. In 2031 a new app was released and became the new big thing. Taking advantage of the constant data stream from Apple's neural implants and the shared cloud of data the new app was able to pick up on subconscious cues and could tell when someone was lying. Privacy laws prot... | “I do solemnly swear . . . " This was the hardest part. Could he, in fact, step forward, raise his hand, look the Chief Justice in the eye, and do this without bursting out in laughter, smirking, or allowing a spasm to cross his face?
The tireless work of thousands, a cost of billions of dollars, and untold lives al... | |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. | **Never participated in a WP thread before, probably a bad starting point given that the thread's already 12 hours old, but ah well, here goes!**
Chris looked in the mirror one last time, adjusted his collar, grabbed his coat, and left.
4 years of medical school had all come down to this, his first day as a doctor. ... | "I know, I'm late." Melissa said as she disgustedly brought her till to her supervisor's office.
"Well if you know you're late, why the hell are you?" Sherry barked back.
"Hey, customer at register 2 had an obnoxious little brat who kept screaming and getting into things. I told her to hustler her ass, and you know w... | |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. | Mother liked to tell the story. They all had one.
Mom found me reaching for the cookie jar.
"What are you doing kiddo?"
"Nothing..."
"Were you trying to get a cookie and eat it?"
"No."
"What were you doing?"
"I was getting a cookie for you."
Most folks in the community called it good parenting. The practice i... | "I know, I'm late." Melissa said as she disgustedly brought her till to her supervisor's office.
"Well if you know you're late, why the hell are you?" Sherry barked back.
"Hey, customer at register 2 had an obnoxious little brat who kept screaming and getting into things. I told her to hustler her ass, and you know w... | |
[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day. | The 'age of truth' historians were dubbing it. In 2031 a new app was released and became the new big thing. Taking advantage of the constant data stream from Apple's neural implants and the shared cloud of data the new app was able to pick up on subconscious cues and could tell when someone was lying. Privacy laws prot... | "I know, I'm late." Melissa said as she disgustedly brought her till to her supervisor's office.
"Well if you know you're late, why the hell are you?" Sherry barked back.
"Hey, customer at register 2 had an obnoxious little brat who kept screaming and getting into things. I told her to hustler her ass, and you know w... |
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