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[WP] Pick a videogame with almost no story behind it, and give it an extensive backstory and lore. | Exile.
What a terrible world. They changed everything about me before they sent me there. Absolutely everything. And there I was, all alone. A square sun rising every so often, then setting again. It was a world that taught me about hard work and suffering, for success. It taught me to appreciate the rare moments of ... | Okay pilots, listen up. This is Phobos command. We'll be briefing you today.
Protein is hard to get in the jovian colonies. They rely on solar powered amino acid synthesis in order to create it, however the sunlight is weak and the machines run incredibly slowly. Jupiter, as you know, has a large gravity well and is q... | |
[WP] Pick a videogame with almost no story behind it, and give it an extensive backstory and lore. | It all started with carrier pigeons. Back in the old days, that was how we delivered messages, and it worked. Then humanity developed. Began to use people to carry mail, still worked quite well. Sure, wasn't as fast, but they said it was more orderly and consistent. Technology developed, systems of transportation chang... | Okay pilots, listen up. This is Phobos command. We'll be briefing you today.
Protein is hard to get in the jovian colonies. They rely on solar powered amino acid synthesis in order to create it, however the sunlight is weak and the machines run incredibly slowly. Jupiter, as you know, has a large gravity well and is q... | |
[WP] Pick a videogame with almost no story behind it, and give it an extensive backstory and lore. | Before there was the universe, there was the void; and before God created the universe, he drew the lines.
In the depths of the center of the universe, we found a pencil: the very same that He used to paint and make Everything as we know it. You are the one we have chosen to wield it.
Do not fear: even He could not ... | Okay pilots, listen up. This is Phobos command. We'll be briefing you today.
Protein is hard to get in the jovian colonies. They rely on solar powered amino acid synthesis in order to create it, however the sunlight is weak and the machines run incredibly slowly. Jupiter, as you know, has a large gravity well and is q... | |
[WP] Pick a videogame with almost no story behind it, and give it an extensive backstory and lore. | It all started with carrier pigeons. Back in the old days, that was how we delivered messages, and it worked. Then humanity developed. Began to use people to carry mail, still worked quite well. Sure, wasn't as fast, but they said it was more orderly and consistent. Technology developed, systems of transportation chang... | I've been into video games for as long as I can remember. Hell, when I finished high school I had more game consoles than dates. But I've always had a soft spot for Nintendo in particular. Back in the late 90's, Nintendo came out with this line of collectible figurines. Naturally, I had to have them all. I was jus... | |
[WP] Pick a videogame with almost no story behind it, and give it an extensive backstory and lore. | It all started with carrier pigeons. Back in the old days, that was how we delivered messages, and it worked. Then humanity developed. Began to use people to carry mail, still worked quite well. Sure, wasn't as fast, but they said it was more orderly and consistent. Technology developed, systems of transportation chang... | Exile.
What a terrible world. They changed everything about me before they sent me there. Absolutely everything. And there I was, all alone. A square sun rising every so often, then setting again. It was a world that taught me about hard work and suffering, for success. It taught me to appreciate the rare moments of ... | |
[WP] Take a well-known superhero and make the reader sympathize with their nemesis. | Can you hear it? The drums, it is always the drums, be it day or night they sound their *ta-ta-tatata*, be it hot or cold. It wasnt my fault you know? Never trully asked my folks for it, but they wouldnt listen, I had to become a Time Lord they said, no other choice, and when I looked upon the greatness and glory of th... | What point is there of a man when he is forced to share his world with the gods? I worked my entire life for everything I have, yet this being has more than I ever will or possibly can. The people trust him, yet they have no reason to. They leave their fates to blind faith, some seeing him as a symbol of hope, but perh... | |
[WP] Take a well-known superhero and make the reader sympathize with their nemesis. | I did not ask to be created.
In the end, does anyone? Does anything? I have been a slave to him as much as he has to me. He needs me, but I do not need him. I never have. I have been his shield, his bastion when he is in need, but always I am reviled as a monster. That's all I have ever been, all I ever will be. Born ... | What point is there of a man when he is forced to share his world with the gods? I worked my entire life for everything I have, yet this being has more than I ever will or possibly can. The people trust him, yet they have no reason to. They leave their fates to blind faith, some seeing him as a symbol of hope, but perh... | |
[WP] Take a well-known superhero and make the reader sympathize with their nemesis. | Can you hear it? The drums, it is always the drums, be it day or night they sound their *ta-ta-tatata*, be it hot or cold. It wasnt my fault you know? Never trully asked my folks for it, but they wouldnt listen, I had to become a Time Lord they said, no other choice, and when I looked upon the greatness and glory of th... | >Be 19 years
>Can't get no job
>crushing student loans
>dealdrugs.gif
>word is black mask needs guys
>15 hours of backbending hard labour
>fucking work all night
>boss man comes in
>shoots Marv straight up because he spilled a crate
>holyshit.jpeg
>finally manage to load the t... | |
[WP] Write a simple sci fi story where the antagonist is nature | "We heard, but never listened. We never fully understood what we had done...what we were doing. All along we promised change. We promised ourselves that we would be the generation to change; the generation who would radically change the course of history. We saw ourselves as Gods. Our will would suffice in place of gl... | **Sorry for the crappy setting, and crappy flow of words, my first post in this subreddit, May contain some age inappropriate words, but
here it is, formatting might be crappy, wrote on notepad**
Hello, if you are able to read this, please don't mess with things you are able to go by to, and you are going to regret it... | |
[WP] Write a simple sci fi story where the antagonist is nature | I opened my can, fresh air poured into my lungs. It was a fresh respite from the acid that stirred in the atmosphere. The down town wanders stared at a distance, begging towards me with their eyes. They stank of fungi, the only plant matter that would grow on this wasteland. Nothing grows, we all just linger on in this... | **Sorry for the crappy setting, and crappy flow of words, my first post in this subreddit, May contain some age inappropriate words, but
here it is, formatting might be crappy, wrote on notepad**
Hello, if you are able to read this, please don't mess with things you are able to go by to, and you are going to regret it... | |
[WP] Write a simple sci fi story where the antagonist is nature | "We heard, but never listened. We never fully understood what we had done...what we were doing. All along we promised change. We promised ourselves that we would be the generation to change; the generation who would radically change the course of history. We saw ourselves as Gods. Our will would suffice in place of gl... | As the sun rose to shine on his chrome, he dimmly recalled how it used to glint off onto the ground, instead of thudding dully against his oxidized chassis. That was probably back when his arms could still bend and his wheels still carried him to and from the factory. When he made new generations of androids even more ... | |
[WP] Write a simple sci fi story where the antagonist is nature | I opened my can, fresh air poured into my lungs. It was a fresh respite from the acid that stirred in the atmosphere. The down town wanders stared at a distance, begging towards me with their eyes. They stank of fungi, the only plant matter that would grow on this wasteland. Nothing grows, we all just linger on in this... | As the sun rose to shine on his chrome, he dimmly recalled how it used to glint off onto the ground, instead of thudding dully against his oxidized chassis. That was probably back when his arms could still bend and his wheels still carried him to and from the factory. When he made new generations of androids even more ... | |
This sub needs less Hitler and more westerns. | [WP] In the late 1800s, a legendary gunslinger wins duels by secretly slowing down time. He meets his final challenge in the form of... | "More than likely you know this, but most people who draw their guns on a regular basis can do it in about a second and a half. There's the occasional sheriff or bandit or fool kid with too much money for bullets that'll draw under a second. Heard of a guy, Holliday or something, that could pull and fire from the hip i... | The gunslinger leaned back in his chair.
"I need more sake!" He roared.
*Damn japs,* he thought. *Why'd I come here anyways.*
He knew, of course. That paycheck was too big for a gunhand to turn down, and all he had to do was shoot up some swordsmen making trouble for the rebels.
*Swords,* he thought, shaking his... |
This sub needs less Hitler and more westerns. | [WP] In the late 1800s, a legendary gunslinger wins duels by secretly slowing down time. He meets his final challenge in the form of... | *Fuck tumbleweeds.*
Levi Cooper eyed the dirt-brown shrub with suspicion as it rolled through the barren road stretching out before him. The midday sun caused a shimmer towards the end of the small town, and the legendary gunhand felt a small trickle of sweat find it's way down his cheek, pausing shortly at his jawlin... | Like most nights the saloon was packed with merrymakers of all types. Cowboys sat around tables playing cards; the smoke of their cigarettes wafted upwards and blended with the raucous melody of the piano. Women in frilly skirts loitered near the bottom of the steps, inviting men upstairs. More men stood at the long ba... |
This sub needs less Hitler and more westerns. | [WP] In the late 1800s, a legendary gunslinger wins duels by secretly slowing down time. He meets his final challenge in the form of... | "More than likely you know this, but most people who draw their guns on a regular basis can do it in about a second and a half. There's the occasional sheriff or bandit or fool kid with too much money for bullets that'll draw under a second. Heard of a guy, Holliday or something, that could pull and fire from the hip i... | Like most nights the saloon was packed with merrymakers of all types. Cowboys sat around tables playing cards; the smoke of their cigarettes wafted upwards and blended with the raucous melody of the piano. Women in frilly skirts loitered near the bottom of the steps, inviting men upstairs. More men stood at the long ba... |
This sub needs less Hitler and more westerns. | [WP] In the late 1800s, a legendary gunslinger wins duels by secretly slowing down time. He meets his final challenge in the form of... | Time travels slowly enough that I can trace the bullet with my eyes. He has one eye closed as he prepares to aim when the lead slugger makes contact with his skin. My eyelids always seal shut during this part. I took another man’s life today. He’s the tenth man I’ve killed. I wish I never had to put a bullet through he... | Like most nights the saloon was packed with merrymakers of all types. Cowboys sat around tables playing cards; the smoke of their cigarettes wafted upwards and blended with the raucous melody of the piano. Women in frilly skirts loitered near the bottom of the steps, inviting men upstairs. More men stood at the long ba... |
This sub needs less Hitler and more westerns. | [WP] In the late 1800s, a legendary gunslinger wins duels by secretly slowing down time. He meets his final challenge in the form of... | "More than likely you know this, but most people who draw their guns on a regular basis can do it in about a second and a half. There's the occasional sheriff or bandit or fool kid with too much money for bullets that'll draw under a second. Heard of a guy, Holliday or something, that could pull and fire from the hip i... | *Fuck tumbleweeds.*
Levi Cooper eyed the dirt-brown shrub with suspicion as it rolled through the barren road stretching out before him. The midday sun caused a shimmer towards the end of the small town, and the legendary gunhand felt a small trickle of sweat find it's way down his cheek, pausing shortly at his jawlin... |
[WP] The year is 2218, world population: 200 000 000. | “Man, I hate this place.”
The morning sun peaked out between smokestacks and cooling towers, bathing the world in a sickly green pall as the shuttle rocketed towards the Kolton Mining Works headquarters. John looked down through the viewport as they crossed over the tremendous pit-mine known formerly as Yellowstone L... | It's been 200 years. 200 years since the first bomb was dropped on the Earth. It started at the UN summit in 2018. China and the US got into a heated debate. Something about a trade embargo, I think. Nobody really knows, it's been lost to history. Nobody really knew in the first place, as the summit's contents were kep... | |
[WP] You wake up tied to a hospital bed in a bunker, you are surrounded by world leaders and a handful of doctors. You have developed a condition that nobody has ever seen before, it is worthy of their concern. How did you get here? | "...hm?"
I stirred, causing the sheets over my body to slide quietly over my legs. Warmth emanated from my heart, spreading to my limbs like so much life-giving fire.
"mmm."
Just five more minutes. Five more minutes of bliss before I face the cold, cold world.
"Don't fall back asleep."
An unfamiliar voi... | I can feel the cold surface pressing against my back. My arms and ankles are shackled to the metallic surface. Fuck. I open my eyes to a bright light and blink.
"Cooper, are you with us?"
The voice pierces the fog which envelopes my mind and my thoughts become clearer. I remain silent, but my pupils contract and the t... | |
[WP] You wake up tied to a hospital bed in a bunker, you are surrounded by world leaders and a handful of doctors. You have developed a condition that nobody has ever seen before, it is worthy of their concern. How did you get here? | “Good afternoon, Joe.” The voice was distant, as if coming from another room. Joe looked around as the world slowly came into focus. “Welcome back to the conscious world.”
He tried to speak, but only a rough cough came out. “Easy now,” the voice said. “We don’t want you to hurt yourself.” Joe tried to sit up, but coul... | I can feel the cold surface pressing against my back. My arms and ankles are shackled to the metallic surface. Fuck. I open my eyes to a bright light and blink.
"Cooper, are you with us?"
The voice pierces the fog which envelopes my mind and my thoughts become clearer. I remain silent, but my pupils contract and the t... | |
[WP] You wake up tied to a hospital bed in a bunker, you are surrounded by world leaders and a handful of doctors. You have developed a condition that nobody has ever seen before, it is worthy of their concern. How did you get here? | "Are you sure this is true doctor?" A tall white man asks another man in a white coat. Around the room is several people of all ethnicities, including the world leaders of Russia and US.
"Mr. Obama, if you relinquish ze boy to us, ve of Russia svear to be democratic and follow you to ze depths of hell." A man looking... | I can feel the cold surface pressing against my back. My arms and ankles are shackled to the metallic surface. Fuck. I open my eyes to a bright light and blink.
"Cooper, are you with us?"
The voice pierces the fog which envelopes my mind and my thoughts become clearer. I remain silent, but my pupils contract and the t... | |
[WP] You wake up tied to a hospital bed in a bunker, you are surrounded by world leaders and a handful of doctors. You have developed a condition that nobody has ever seen before, it is worthy of their concern. How did you get here? | "Are you sure this is true doctor?" A tall white man asks another man in a white coat. Around the room is several people of all ethnicities, including the world leaders of Russia and US.
"Mr. Obama, if you relinquish ze boy to us, ve of Russia svear to be democratic and follow you to ze depths of hell." A man looking... | “Good afternoon, Joe.” The voice was distant, as if coming from another room. Joe looked around as the world slowly came into focus. “Welcome back to the conscious world.”
He tried to speak, but only a rough cough came out. “Easy now,” the voice said. “We don’t want you to hurt yourself.” Joe tried to sit up, but coul... | |
[WP]A probe like Earth's Voyager probes, reaches Earth. It is not man made | When it crashed on Earth, no one knew the reason. America claimed it was a korean scam. Some weird-looking-apocalipse-triggering-device. Russia accused the US to plot everything to draw attention from the truth. The truth? No one knew. Not even the russians.
Television networks all over the world brought conspiracy th... | February 2014:
As dawn approached the dwarf planet Ceres, a lone spot moved across the newly images disk. Based on the two images that caught the spot in its field of view, the object had to be traveling faster then the escape velocity of the sun. Earths greatest scientist scrambled to determine its trajectory .
... | |
[WP]A probe like Earth's Voyager probes, reaches Earth. It is not man made | "Hey, Ralph, c'mere and take a look at what I's found."
"Hole-lee shit Billy-Bob, that's- that's... what the hell is that?"
"I dunno. Looks like it fell from the sky. See how it took out the tops of all them there fir trees and left that trail that ends where it's a layin'?"
"Shee-it. I first thought it was someone'... | February 2014:
As dawn approached the dwarf planet Ceres, a lone spot moved across the newly images disk. Based on the two images that caught the spot in its field of view, the object had to be traveling faster then the escape velocity of the sun. Earths greatest scientist scrambled to determine its trajectory .
... | |
[WP]A probe like Earth's Voyager probes, reaches Earth. It is not man made | "Hey, Ralph, c'mere and take a look at what I's found."
"Hole-lee shit Billy-Bob, that's- that's... what the hell is that?"
"I dunno. Looks like it fell from the sky. See how it took out the tops of all them there fir trees and left that trail that ends where it's a layin'?"
"Shee-it. I first thought it was someone'... | *CRASH!* I'm wide awake, my dog is barking at the front door, and I'm already shaking. I grab my keys, walk over to the vault, and unlock it, pulling out the revolver, making sure it's loaded. I take a deep breath, and let it go.
Rufus stops barking as I walk over to the front door. "Lay down, Rufus. I got this... | |
[WP] A Witch attempts to kill the knight who has been hunting her for years by pretending to be a damsel in distress. As she discovers his ultimate weakness, she realizes she has fallen in love with him. | "Alright," Cassandra said, checking her face in the pocket mirror. "Just the right amount of doe eye. Maybe overdid the boobs, but somehow I don't think he'll mind."
Burbank hooted from his perch on the branch next to her.
"I did not," Cassandra said indignantly. "My ass fat wouldn't have filled my chest."
Burba... | "Help!"
Ser Galen's eyes narrowed at the shriek, though he struggled to remain outwardly calm. He had been a witch-hunter for years, and this would not be the first trap he'd been led into by his own compassion. *Nor the last,* he thought grimly, spurring his mount toward the sound.
It was late. The witching ... | |
[WP] The rest of the universe actually shows up for the Miss Universe Pageant. | Lights. Camera. Action.
The pageant was in full swing. A buzz filled the air with thousands of people cheering for their countries and waving flags, energy levels surging whenever the film cameras swooped near them. Below the crowds and fronting the stage were the jury, ready to cast their votes for the girl who would... |
We were blind considering our imagination of sexy aliens reached its peak in the world with 'three tittied alien' in total recall. Really world? Really? Your only sexiness understanding came from a regular human with three boobs? Thats not an alien thats a defect on a human , a disease perhaps.
Now standing right n... | |
[WP] A scientist sells his soul to make it possible to travel the stars incredibly fast. In a year multiple planets have been colonized, but the devil is due the scientists soul, but can't leave earth so he hires you as his assassin. | The man turned, panting heavily as the latest assassin hit the dirt. A formidable opponent, but not formidable enough. None of the enhancements the assassins had received had been enough to take him down.
How many had it been now? There'd been the violinist, the man who could freeze anything solid, the one who could m... | Everyone important seems to have a family. That's convenient for deals like this.
I approached the scientist's house on Earth. A minivan sat in the driveway. Good. There was nothing implying a sophisticated security system. Better. I reviewed his files - no gun or weapon licenses for anyone. Perfect.
I snuck around ... | |
[WP] A scientist sells his soul to make it possible to travel the stars incredibly fast. In a year multiple planets have been colonized, but the devil is due the scientists soul, but can't leave earth so he hires you as his assassin. | The plan was simple. Kill the scientist either in hell or on earth. or bring him alive to kill him before him. Any other place and the devil would lose the soul and takes mine for exchange. I received the things from him to accomplish this task. The tongue of an million speeches, The wits of an thousands genius, the co... | Everyone important seems to have a family. That's convenient for deals like this.
I approached the scientist's house on Earth. A minivan sat in the driveway. Good. There was nothing implying a sophisticated security system. Better. I reviewed his files - no gun or weapon licenses for anyone. Perfect.
I snuck around ... | |
[WP] A lone hitchhiker is picked up by a truck driver, on a dark, remote stretch of the already remote Route 50 in NV. Over the course of the ride, both people slowly become convinced the other is a serial killer waiting for their chance to strike. | "So, uh, you drive down Route 50 alot?" I ask the driver giving me, a young hitchhiker, a ride. I need to fill the air with words because this driver seems a little... Different. It is throwing me off.
"Yeah. I know it like the back of my hand. The first time I was driving it I was kinda freaked out. It's so remote. W... | I shifted in my seat uncomfortably. I looked over at the man who introduced himself as Jim.
Without looking back at me Jim asks "so do u like to kill people lol?"
My heart rate increases. "Yes!", I exclaim
His eyes light up and he sits up straight, "wait same lol!"
We high five and find the nearest town.
For the... | |
While this is set in the future, try to ground your story as much as possible. There is no "kill-switch", "big boss" to take out, or possibility that a small group of people will take down the establishment. This is the beginning of resistance, not the end of a regime. | [WP] In the year 2030, America is a police state and the majority of the populace stands by idly and scared, feeling powerless. One person begins to organize a secret resistance. | *It will be fine,* Terry thought to himself. *Think of it as going out to get your mail.*
Terry did always like mail. Something about sending and receiving letters just spoke to him; the intimacy of communication between two people who could be so distant. Handwritten only, of course. Otherwise it wouldn't be real.
Y... | It always starts with a spark. A small, almost imperceptible moment of light, gone almost as it arrives. Of course, a spark is never enough. It usually isn't. Sometimes though, it's in just the right place, at just the right time, to kindle the fires of liberty in a people too long oppressed.
"Sir, I'm going to have ... |
While this is set in the future, try to ground your story as much as possible. There is no "kill-switch", "big boss" to take out, or possibility that a small group of people will take down the establishment. This is the beginning of resistance, not the end of a regime. | [WP] In the year 2030, America is a police state and the majority of the populace stands by idly and scared, feeling powerless. One person begins to organize a secret resistance. | *It will be fine,* Terry thought to himself. *Think of it as going out to get your mail.*
Terry did always like mail. Something about sending and receiving letters just spoke to him; the intimacy of communication between two people who could be so distant. Handwritten only, of course. Otherwise it wouldn't be real.
Y... | Abe was approaching the newspaper vending machine when another customer left the coffee shop and he had to pretend to look down at his phone. The coffee shop was busy, but it was also the only building in the city with a broken surveillance camera. As the customer hurried down the street, Abe slid his wrist under the c... |
[WP] Two people met in an online game on a specific server, and made a habit of playing with each other on it every day. One day, the player logs on to find his friend offline. The admin must break the news to the player that his friend has passed away. | I think I'm not alone in having experienced this. Fuck man, the feels right now. | *RoamingChipmunk09 has logged in.*
JettJ12: Hey man! I've been waiting for you for like thirty minutes. Its time for us to go into the cave and try to take down the main demon.
RoamingChipmunk09: Hi is this, Jay? I believe?
JettJ12: C'mon Chip. Stop playing around, I have work at 4 tonight. I wanna get this done.
... | |
[WP] Two people met in an online game on a specific server, and made a habit of playing with each other on it every day. One day, the player logs on to find his friend offline. The admin must break the news to the player that his friend has passed away. | I stared blankly at the screen, not even seeing it anymore. The chat cursor flashed blankly in the chat window. The last message still unsent.
I scroll the chat window up to the first entry.
5:46 PM ***Changed channel to General Chat***
5:57 PM Alexus: Has anyone seen Platiumburn?
6:10 PM Alexus: I'm trying to fi... | *RoamingChipmunk09 has logged in.*
JettJ12: Hey man! I've been waiting for you for like thirty minutes. Its time for us to go into the cave and try to take down the main demon.
RoamingChipmunk09: Hi is this, Jay? I believe?
JettJ12: C'mon Chip. Stop playing around, I have work at 4 tonight. I wanna get this done.
... | |
[WP] Two people met in an online game on a specific server, and made a habit of playing with each other on it every day. One day, the player logs on to find his friend offline. The admin must break the news to the player that his friend has passed away. | I stared blankly at the screen, not even seeing it anymore. The chat cursor flashed blankly in the chat window. The last message still unsent.
I scroll the chat window up to the first entry.
5:46 PM ***Changed channel to General Chat***
5:57 PM Alexus: Has anyone seen Platiumburn?
6:10 PM Alexus: I'm trying to fi... | I think I'm not alone in having experienced this. Fuck man, the feels right now. | |
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Thanks for reading, and thanks for keraneuology, gmz1023, Xiaeng (aka Wei), and Pmomma2 for participating :D | [WP] Tell me about a dream you had | It was absolutely beautiful.
I walked into the kitchen and there should sat before on that glass dining room table. A sweet, caramel-colored tone all over her, soft to the touch. As I pressed it against my lips, I was filled with that wonderful sugary scent, warm as it took me over.
Beautiful, though I had to admit,... | The last dream I can vividly remember was from two nights ago -- it should be stated i’ve been taking some pain meds, which made it all the more intense.
I was sitting in my room listening to music when my roommates cat jumped up on my bed. THe cat started licking my face (much in the way a dog would). So i started ... |
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Thanks for reading, and thanks for keraneuology, gmz1023, Xiaeng (aka Wei), and Pmomma2 for participating :D | [WP] Tell me about a dream you had | I lie awake in my bed, in a room only illuminated by moon light. The covers and sheets drawn up to my chest, just exposing my shoulders and collar bones. I feel a warm, fuzzy feeling throughout my body. In an instant, this feeling is replaced with one of coldness and dread. A light flicks on in a hallway, I can see the... | The last dream I can vividly remember was from two nights ago -- it should be stated i’ve been taking some pain meds, which made it all the more intense.
I was sitting in my room listening to music when my roommates cat jumped up on my bed. THe cat started licking my face (much in the way a dog would). So i started ... |
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Thanks for reading, and thanks for keraneuology, gmz1023, Xiaeng (aka Wei), and Pmomma2 for participating :D | [WP] Tell me about a dream you had | The project was due at midnight, just 12 hours away. We'd written all evening til the computer labs locked and we'd been forced to prop the doors open with paper. Armed with two bottles of coke and a large bag of candy, we hunched over terminals, staring at tiny numbers until they stopped making sense. Lines of code... | The last dream I can vividly remember was from two nights ago -- it should be stated i’ve been taking some pain meds, which made it all the more intense.
I was sitting in my room listening to music when my roommates cat jumped up on my bed. THe cat started licking my face (much in the way a dog would). So i started ... |
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Thanks for reading, and thanks for keraneuology, gmz1023, Xiaeng (aka Wei), and Pmomma2 for participating :D | [WP] Tell me about a dream you had | We made our way through the tall grass, seems we had been walking for hours through here. Our excellent shoes kept our feet from feeling anything at all.
"Is it still following us?"
I looked back, I had gotten used to it but I still felt my stomach tighten. It was staring at us through the grass, we could see the t... | The last dream I can vividly remember was from two nights ago -- it should be stated i’ve been taking some pain meds, which made it all the more intense.
I was sitting in my room listening to music when my roommates cat jumped up on my bed. THe cat started licking my face (much in the way a dog would). So i started ... |
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Thanks for reading, and thanks for keraneuology, gmz1023, Xiaeng (aka Wei), and Pmomma2 for participating :D | [WP] Tell me about a dream you had | It was absolutely beautiful.
I walked into the kitchen and there should sat before on that glass dining room table. A sweet, caramel-colored tone all over her, soft to the touch. As I pressed it against my lips, I was filled with that wonderful sugary scent, warm as it took me over.
Beautiful, though I had to admit,... | Dream #2 The Sprint
[Background]
Ok, so when I was in uhh 8th? grade, I was really into the girl named Kelsie. She sat in front of me in one of my classes, and we shared another class. She had blonde hair and a cute nose. I really liked her nose for some reason.
The Dream [Not a Lucid Dream!]
Alright, so to start o... |
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Thanks for reading, and thanks for keraneuology, gmz1023, Xiaeng (aka Wei), and Pmomma2 for participating :D | [WP] Tell me about a dream you had | I lie awake in my bed, in a room only illuminated by moon light. The covers and sheets drawn up to my chest, just exposing my shoulders and collar bones. I feel a warm, fuzzy feeling throughout my body. In an instant, this feeling is replaced with one of coldness and dread. A light flicks on in a hallway, I can see the... | Dream #2 The Sprint
[Background]
Ok, so when I was in uhh 8th? grade, I was really into the girl named Kelsie. She sat in front of me in one of my classes, and we shared another class. She had blonde hair and a cute nose. I really liked her nose for some reason.
The Dream [Not a Lucid Dream!]
Alright, so to start o... |
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Thanks for reading, and thanks for keraneuology, gmz1023, Xiaeng (aka Wei), and Pmomma2 for participating :D | [WP] Tell me about a dream you had | The project was due at midnight, just 12 hours away. We'd written all evening til the computer labs locked and we'd been forced to prop the doors open with paper. Armed with two bottles of coke and a large bag of candy, we hunched over terminals, staring at tiny numbers until they stopped making sense. Lines of code... | Dream #2 The Sprint
[Background]
Ok, so when I was in uhh 8th? grade, I was really into the girl named Kelsie. She sat in front of me in one of my classes, and we shared another class. She had blonde hair and a cute nose. I really liked her nose for some reason.
The Dream [Not a Lucid Dream!]
Alright, so to start o... |
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Thanks for reading, and thanks for keraneuology, gmz1023, Xiaeng (aka Wei), and Pmomma2 for participating :D | [WP] Tell me about a dream you had | We made our way through the tall grass, seems we had been walking for hours through here. Our excellent shoes kept our feet from feeling anything at all.
"Is it still following us?"
I looked back, I had gotten used to it but I still felt my stomach tighten. It was staring at us through the grass, we could see the t... | Dream #2 The Sprint
[Background]
Ok, so when I was in uhh 8th? grade, I was really into the girl named Kelsie. She sat in front of me in one of my classes, and we shared another class. She had blonde hair and a cute nose. I really liked her nose for some reason.
The Dream [Not a Lucid Dream!]
Alright, so to start o... |
It's got a smallville feel to it I know. But I'm looking for sth different... | [WP] A guy knows full well the extent of his superhuman abilities (intelligence, strength, flight etc. ) . However to avoid attention he decides to live an average life and tries to not care about what happens around him. But one day... | "Did you hear?" Mike said excitedly, I just looked up at him from my coffee. "Another category 1 popped up in Arizona."
"Hm, interesting." I said, trying to sound unintersted. "What could this one do?"
"He can control water." Mike was clearly getting more excited.
"In Arizona?" I said raising my eyebrow, skeptical.
... | The screams haunted Him, filling His head every time He closed His eyes.
The cries of the wounded, the pleas of the dying.
Naturally, He took to keeping his eyes open. Blinking wasn't an option, not when a blink meant a fresh wave of torment.
He looked down at His creation. Mankind. So foolish, so eager to die... |
It's got a smallville feel to it I know. But I'm looking for sth different... | [WP] A guy knows full well the extent of his superhuman abilities (intelligence, strength, flight etc. ) . However to avoid attention he decides to live an average life and tries to not care about what happens around him. But one day... | "Did you hear?" Mike said excitedly, I just looked up at him from my coffee. "Another category 1 popped up in Arizona."
"Hm, interesting." I said, trying to sound unintersted. "What could this one do?"
"He can control water." Mike was clearly getting more excited.
"In Arizona?" I said raising my eyebrow, skeptical.
... | Hello, My name is John, and this is the fucking dilemma I'm in. I know you have questions and lots of them. Why is everything stopped? Who is that man with the gun? Who's he shooting at? And why am I just staring at a bullet frozen in time? Relax you fuckers, it's my dilemma and I'll get to the particulars as I see fit... |
[WP] The year is 2050, Wal-Mart is the supreme dictating orgnaization | "Hello welcome to Wal-Mart"
"Hello welcome to Wal-Mart"
"Hello welcome to Wal-Mart"
I love being a Wal-Mart greeter.
Growing up I had no idea what I wanted to do.
I knew I wanted to work for Wal-Mart, which to be fair, you have to work for Wal-Mart, but not everyone wants to. I know a lot of my classmates weren'... | I hate mortgage shopping.
Particularly in the Seven Sector Walmart, which is a fancy name for the one with the worst mortgage tech support. Unfortunately, that's where I live. Seven Sector. And the first six were experiments, but we're basically a test run to see what went wrong with the sectors before us.
You see... | |
[WP] You are the Joker's parole officer. | "Good morning Mr. John Doe, I am your parole officer Mr. Gregory Phillips, It is my j..."
"OOH a new person to play with. Hello Greggy! no need for that John Doe crap, call be my name! JOKER!"
"Sir, I've been informed by your doctors to not refer to you by that name because it triggers some unsettling characteristics... | "So, Mr. Joker... Jack? Please have a seat. So, I'm going through your file here, and it says that you're responsible for the deaths -- mostly violent deaths, mind you -- of over 540 people...."
Pulls out gun, shoots the Joker in the head.
"They'll never convict me. I'll probably get a medal." | |
[WP] After being evicted from Hell, Satan moves in next door. | It was 3am when Amy was startled awake by the sound of sirens wailing down her street. Her stomach churned as she pictured her house engulfed in flames; thick, black smoke creeping silently but menacingly into her room to choke her into sleep. She laughed with relief when she realised she had smoke detectors, so it cou... | “The eyes are the window to the SOUL!”
Jagged shards of glass flew through the air and ricocheted off the back of Evan’s jacket. He turned to face his seething girlfriend in disbelief.
“What is WRONG with you!” Evan shouted
She stared back blankly in silence.
Satin, Evan’s latest romantic exploit, had recen... | |
[WP] You can bring animals back to life, but at the cost of a random humans. Your pet just died. | “No!” I screamed, clutching the lifeless body close to me. If I closed my eyes, I could almost imagine that the warm, sticky sensation on my fingers was just Chomski’s tongue, and she was just excited to be held. I caressed the soft fur behind her ear, cooing at her.
“I’m sorry, Dawn,” my husband was saying, but I b... | The light slowly vanished from her eyes, though her tail still wagged with the utmost devotion.
I clutched at a handful of sandy fur as the smallest whimper she had ever made escaped her throat. My best friend and companion for so many years was about to be taken from me, in the prime of her life, the victim of someon... | |
Describe any feeling you want. Not limited to the basics - anger, happiness, ect. Can be like this:
Ex. The feeling you get when you are at the beach, watching a sunset.
Go wild.
| [WP][CW] Capture a feeling in 20 words. | A sound behind you
When you're alone.
An indrawn breath
An eerie moan
A skeletal touch
Your blood runs cold
| True love... I wouldn't have it any other way. |
Describe any feeling you want. Not limited to the basics - anger, happiness, ect. Can be like this:
Ex. The feeling you get when you are at the beach, watching a sunset.
Go wild.
| [WP][CW] Capture a feeling in 20 words. | Death was all around. The aliens had wiped us out. Had our God abandoned us? I thought as I died.
*I doubt anyone will get it, but perhaps you will.* | True love... I wouldn't have it any other way. |
Describe any feeling you want. Not limited to the basics - anger, happiness, ect. Can be like this:
Ex. The feeling you get when you are at the beach, watching a sunset.
Go wild.
| [WP][CW] Capture a feeling in 20 words. | A sound behind you
When you're alone.
An indrawn breath
An eerie moan
A skeletal touch
Your blood runs cold
| Contentment is falling back asleep. |
Describe any feeling you want. Not limited to the basics - anger, happiness, ect. Can be like this:
Ex. The feeling you get when you are at the beach, watching a sunset.
Go wild.
| [WP][CW] Capture a feeling in 20 words. | Death was all around. The aliens had wiped us out. Had our God abandoned us? I thought as I died.
*I doubt anyone will get it, but perhaps you will.* | Contentment is falling back asleep. |
Describe any feeling you want. Not limited to the basics - anger, happiness, ect. Can be like this:
Ex. The feeling you get when you are at the beach, watching a sunset.
Go wild.
| [WP][CW] Capture a feeling in 20 words. | A sound behind you
When you're alone.
An indrawn breath
An eerie moan
A skeletal touch
Your blood runs cold
| Water on Thursday night.
Tap water all day on Friday.
Lukewarm tap water all Saturday.
Easter Sunday morning sunrise: Bacon! |
Describe any feeling you want. Not limited to the basics - anger, happiness, ect. Can be like this:
Ex. The feeling you get when you are at the beach, watching a sunset.
Go wild.
| [WP][CW] Capture a feeling in 20 words. | Death was all around. The aliens had wiped us out. Had our God abandoned us? I thought as I died.
*I doubt anyone will get it, but perhaps you will.* | Water on Thursday night.
Tap water all day on Friday.
Lukewarm tap water all Saturday.
Easter Sunday morning sunrise: Bacon! |
Describe any feeling you want. Not limited to the basics - anger, happiness, ect. Can be like this:
Ex. The feeling you get when you are at the beach, watching a sunset.
Go wild.
| [WP][CW] Capture a feeling in 20 words. | A sound behind you
When you're alone.
An indrawn breath
An eerie moan
A skeletal touch
Your blood runs cold
| I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry oh god please no! We didn't do anything wrong, please don't hurt us! I'm- |
Describe any feeling you want. Not limited to the basics - anger, happiness, ect. Can be like this:
Ex. The feeling you get when you are at the beach, watching a sunset.
Go wild.
| [WP][CW] Capture a feeling in 20 words. | Death was all around. The aliens had wiped us out. Had our God abandoned us? I thought as I died.
*I doubt anyone will get it, but perhaps you will.* | I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry oh god please no! We didn't do anything wrong, please don't hurt us! I'm- |
Describe any feeling you want. Not limited to the basics - anger, happiness, ect. Can be like this:
Ex. The feeling you get when you are at the beach, watching a sunset.
Go wild.
| [WP][CW] Capture a feeling in 20 words. | A soft smile followed by a warm rush flowing throughout your body that leads to pink, blushing cheeks. | One breath and two tears is all one can see when looking upon mother holding her motionless baby.
Sorry its only 18 words ;) and sorry it is grim. Im listing to some sad music right now |
Describe any feeling you want. Not limited to the basics - anger, happiness, ect. Can be like this:
Ex. The feeling you get when you are at the beach, watching a sunset.
Go wild.
| [WP][CW] Capture a feeling in 20 words. | Bliss is finding a toilet when you have diarrhea. | One breath and two tears is all one can see when looking upon mother holding her motionless baby.
Sorry its only 18 words ;) and sorry it is grim. Im listing to some sad music right now |
This has probably been asked a hundred thousand times, but I can't find anything here. My apologies if this is a repost or what not. | [WP] You are an agent of Satan. For every soul you lead to damnation, you get one years' reprieve from your own torment. Tell about a day in your life. | “Rain. I love the rain, Miros. I think it’s my favorite thing about the world above.”
Miros snorted and pulled his hat down on his head. “What about it? It’s wet and it’s cold.”
“Maybe just because of that. Those words don’t describe anything back home. There’s nothing refreshing down there. Not like topside.” I turn... | Every day starts and ends with the small ones. That's how you do it, really, play the long run, every morning. You never cause the act yourself if you're already damned, you just simply lay the way for the lust of men and women to damn themselves.
I wake up and head to the bathroom, look in the mirror, combing my hair... |
[WP] You own a flower shop. Describe one of your customers and the relationship that ensues. | It must be Tuesday. Ever since I opened this place 15 years ago he has arrived at 9am every Tuesday morning. He was just a teenager 15 years ago. Now he looks like a man of middle age. The years have not been kind to him. His face has weathered beyond it's years and the vacant stare has sunken further into his skull. W... | He's always so angry when he comes into the shop.
I don't even need to look to know it's him. Every time he comes in, he gives the door a good shove. Not just a push, a shove. The tin bell hanging above jangles and protests at this mistreatment. I always have to double-check, to make sure it hasn't been shaken loose.
... | |
[WP] You own a flower shop. Describe one of your customers and the relationship that ensues. | When you run the florist next to the funeral home, you have to feel a little guilty.
It's sort of like opening up a 24/7 pizza shop next to a known dopehouse; your target audience is right next door and *always* willing to spend their spare cash on your services.
We do other things, of course, but the funerary stuff ... | He's always so angry when he comes into the shop.
I don't even need to look to know it's him. Every time he comes in, he gives the door a good shove. Not just a push, a shove. The tin bell hanging above jangles and protests at this mistreatment. I always have to double-check, to make sure it hasn't been shaken loose.
... | |
[WP] You own a flower shop. Describe one of your customers and the relationship that ensues. | When you run the florist next to the funeral home, you have to feel a little guilty.
It's sort of like opening up a 24/7 pizza shop next to a known dopehouse; your target audience is right next door and *always* willing to spend their spare cash on your services.
We do other things, of course, but the funerary stuff ... | It must be Tuesday. Ever since I opened this place 15 years ago he has arrived at 9am every Tuesday morning. He was just a teenager 15 years ago. Now he looks like a man of middle age. The years have not been kind to him. His face has weathered beyond it's years and the vacant stare has sunken further into his skull. W... | |
[WP] A person has lost their loved one. In their grief, they visit a medium who tells them the full name of the person the other will be reincarnated in the future. One day, they meet again for the first time. | Charlie pushes in his kitchen chairs nervously and takes a final look around the apartment to ensure that everything is in its proper place. He glances back up at the clock fidgeting with his tie and glasses.
“Why aren’t they here yet? Wasn’t I friendly enough? Didn’t I seem responsible?” He asks himself out loud desp... | Fourteen miserable years. It has been 14 miserable years without the love of my life. I wish it would have been me in the car accident. It should have been me. She was my everything.
I resorted to becoming a heavy drinker; when I'm drunk I can't feel the pain. It doesn't make it any better, I just can't feel the cold... | |
[WP] A mermaid with a horrific collection. | There once was a beauty,
Shimmering, rare.
She had a collection
And kept it in there.
...
The deep, dark waters
Where no one would go.
She liked the silence.
Her collection could grow.
...
Once in a while
A man would swim by.
A fire would light
In the depth of her eye.
...
She could out-swim him,
For sh... | She swam as fast as she could towards her secret cove, where a collection of wonderful treasures awaited her. Her parents warned her that her hobby was dangerous, and that she should stay away from humans, but they simply fascinated her. The cove was far from home, located in a deep trench. It was inconvenient, but nec... | |
[WP] Make me hate the main character. Then make me like him/her. | He lifted the blade and swung. Blood spewed out as a head separated from a body. The body fell with a thunk and he breathed out swiftly. The adrinaline flowed through him. His eyes still filled with fury. He didn't even care it was a child, or even if it was a little girl. Her pink dress soaked through with even more b... | The harsh morning light crept into a room where red solo cups and brown glass bottles laid scattered across white shag carpet. The air smelled strongly of dank weed and vomit. On the nearby brown leather couch, a naked, bruised young woman sat up staring at the wall. She looked focused as she tried to piece together th... | |
[WP] Make me hate the main character. Then make me like him/her. | Give me that.
> What did you say?
Pudding from your lunch.
> No way.
---
Do you wish a sudden trip?
A fattened lip or broken hip?
Or maybe we could chat all day.
Just give it to me now.
Okay?
---
> This lunch is mine.
> It is divine.
> My mother made it.
That is fine.
---
> And I will ... | The harsh morning light crept into a room where red solo cups and brown glass bottles laid scattered across white shag carpet. The air smelled strongly of dank weed and vomit. On the nearby brown leather couch, a naked, bruised young woman sat up staring at the wall. She looked focused as she tried to piece together th... | |
[WP] Make me hate the main character. Then make me like him/her. | *Drip… drip… drip…*
The rain pattered on the roof. The house was freezing cold and the curtains blew in the breeze, the front door swung wide open and a few windows shattered.
The man stepped over the broken glass, a few shards crunching beneath his feet. His hands were bloody, his coat stained with their blood. The ... | The harsh morning light crept into a room where red solo cups and brown glass bottles laid scattered across white shag carpet. The air smelled strongly of dank weed and vomit. On the nearby brown leather couch, a naked, bruised young woman sat up staring at the wall. She looked focused as she tried to piece together th... | |
[WP] A scam-artist cult leader's knowingly false rituals start to produce genuine miracles. | My own offering:
Father, I have sinned.
No, sir, never. I've never taken confession before, not even once, 'cause I wasn't raised Catholic. I wasn't even raised Christian, see, 'cause my parents were atheists. I'm an atheist. Or I was. I have absolutely no idea anymore. God, I wish I did.
You've heard of us, almost... | It happened yesterday. I cured a deaf. Some people may say, that these things usually happen to the head of the Naturerology cult, which has over 2.000 Naturists in the US.
I started this project five years ago, after I have been struggling with my career as an actor in San Francisco. I gathered a couple of buddies, ... | |
[WP] A scam-artist cult leader's knowingly false rituals start to produce genuine miracles. | My own offering:
Father, I have sinned.
No, sir, never. I've never taken confession before, not even once, 'cause I wasn't raised Catholic. I wasn't even raised Christian, see, 'cause my parents were atheists. I'm an atheist. Or I was. I have absolutely no idea anymore. God, I wish I did.
You've heard of us, almost... | I was essentially a cult leader overnight. It was easy. I replied to the ad on craigslist, and the next day three slick lawyers showed up. We took a chauffeured limo to the mayor's office. After a few hours of lawyer-talk, paperwork, and bribery, I was a tax exempt leader of the newest church in town, The church of t... | |
[WP] You're a supergenius-level robotics expert. Your neighbor is a godlike magician. You use your abilities solely to prank each other. | The Great Zantini showed up at my doorstep hat in hand.
I knew better than to trust this and sent a decoy mimic-droid to answer the door.
Zantini looked at the mimic-droid and seemed almost sad. "Is that really you or is this a ruse?"
Something about his voice concerned me. I came out from behind the lead lined wa... | I was beginning to regret ever having constructed the robot magician.
Not an hour since sunrise and there they were, riding past the window on that damned tandem flying carpet, their matching, brightly colored robes billowing in the breeze, each clutching an identical pointy hat while waving their wands with abandon.... | |
[WP] You're a supergenius-level robotics expert. Your neighbor is a godlike magician. You use your abilities solely to prank each other. | I remember the first time I saw Doctor M, the Magician Manifest of earth dimension 12. I was all legs then, blonde, nice pert rack, little red cocktail dress. Crossing the bar, suppressing a giggled smile as I gracefully wrote my number on a napkin while holding a Martini glass. I made it 9 seconds into my NLP derived ... | To a brilliant scientist, particularly one gifted in engineering and robotics, there are few forces in existence that can not be explained given sufficient time. Not once in my life did I ever expect to encounter the exception in the house across the street.
Some months ago my previous neighbour, the widow Mrs. Aubre... | |
[WP] You're a supergenius-level robotics expert. Your neighbor is a godlike magician. You use your abilities solely to prank each other. | The Great Zantini showed up at my doorstep hat in hand.
I knew better than to trust this and sent a decoy mimic-droid to answer the door.
Zantini looked at the mimic-droid and seemed almost sad. "Is that really you or is this a ruse?"
Something about his voice concerned me. I came out from behind the lead lined wa... | To a brilliant scientist, particularly one gifted in engineering and robotics, there are few forces in existence that can not be explained given sufficient time. Not once in my life did I ever expect to encounter the exception in the house across the street.
Some months ago my previous neighbour, the widow Mrs. Aubre... | |
[WP] You're a supergenius-level robotics expert. Your neighbor is a godlike magician. You use your abilities solely to prank each other. | The Great Zantini showed up at my doorstep hat in hand.
I knew better than to trust this and sent a decoy mimic-droid to answer the door.
Zantini looked at the mimic-droid and seemed almost sad. "Is that really you or is this a ruse?"
Something about his voice concerned me. I came out from behind the lead lined wa... | Nigeria is a country that is certificate and connection driven. It doesn't matter what you know or what you don't know. Just have the certificate and know the right people and you are made for life.
After my undergraduate (Robotics) in year 2356, that's 2 years ago, my dad convinced me to apply to the University of Ox... | |
[WP] You're a supergenius-level robotics expert. Your neighbor is a godlike magician. You use your abilities solely to prank each other. | The Great Zantini showed up at my doorstep hat in hand.
I knew better than to trust this and sent a decoy mimic-droid to answer the door.
Zantini looked at the mimic-droid and seemed almost sad. "Is that really you or is this a ruse?"
Something about his voice concerned me. I came out from behind the lead lined wa... | I remember the first time I saw Doctor M, the Magician Manifest of earth dimension 12. I was all legs then, blonde, nice pert rack, little red cocktail dress. Crossing the bar, suppressing a giggled smile as I gracefully wrote my number on a napkin while holding a Martini glass. I made it 9 seconds into my NLP derived ... | |
[WP] You're a supergenius-level robotics expert. Your neighbor is a godlike magician. You use your abilities solely to prank each other. | “Damn you, Great Magico,” I screamed. I shook my fist at him from the kitchen window.
Great Magico laughed at me from his driveway. He twirled his mustache and flourished his cape. “Technology will never overcome magic.”
I pointed at Great Magico. “Get him, AnnoyBots,” I screamed.
Great Magico stood there. He clear... | I slapped my hands together and looked at my latest creation. A plume of white dust erupted from my gloves, and was promptly followed by a fit of heavy coughing, but my newest robot remained untouched.
I stood upon my pedestal and looked down at the trench I had just dug. Not that I did physical work, seeing as my sum... | |
[WP] You're a supergenius-level robotics expert. Your neighbor is a godlike magician. You use your abilities solely to prank each other. | Alright, I've had it up to here with him. Our families have never been on best terms, but once the prank war began, the hostile words between our fathers settled down before they both passed. At least, we carry on their old tradition.
Just recently though, the dangers of our pranks became real. He almost used his pho... | I slapped my hands together and looked at my latest creation. A plume of white dust erupted from my gloves, and was promptly followed by a fit of heavy coughing, but my newest robot remained untouched.
I stood upon my pedestal and looked down at the trench I had just dug. Not that I did physical work, seeing as my sum... | |
[WP] You're a supergenius-level robotics expert. Your neighbor is a godlike magician. You use your abilities solely to prank each other. | "DAMNIT LARRY" I shout in the vague direction of the fence dividing our yards. Bastard turned my dog into dragon again. I have to take Baxter to the vet in like an hour too! I can hear Larry doubling over with laughter on his side of the fence. My guard robots subdue the rabid dragon that has apparently decided my gara... | I slapped my hands together and looked at my latest creation. A plume of white dust erupted from my gloves, and was promptly followed by a fit of heavy coughing, but my newest robot remained untouched.
I stood upon my pedestal and looked down at the trench I had just dug. Not that I did physical work, seeing as my sum... | |
[WP] You're a supergenius-level robotics expert. Your neighbor is a godlike magician. You use your abilities solely to prank each other. | Batteries, batteries.
Wires and widgets.
Motors and magnets and digital digits.
---
Flinger and flanger and trigger prepared!
Mortimer Mason is right to be scared.
---
> Rabbit ears, rabbit ears.
> Potions and doves.
> Top hat and wand and a lovely glove.
---
> Paraphernalia of precision parts.
... | I slapped my hands together and looked at my latest creation. A plume of white dust erupted from my gloves, and was promptly followed by a fit of heavy coughing, but my newest robot remained untouched.
I stood upon my pedestal and looked down at the trench I had just dug. Not that I did physical work, seeing as my sum... | |
[WP] You're a supergenius-level robotics expert. Your neighbor is a godlike magician. You use your abilities solely to prank each other. | I’ll admit that at first, I lacked subtlety. In fact, my attempts at humour sometimes were downright crude (sending robots into the sewers to emerge into his toilet and spray him with water whenever he sat down) or unoriginal (making his television play a certain song by Rick Astley at random times). Of course I expect... | I slapped my hands together and looked at my latest creation. A plume of white dust erupted from my gloves, and was promptly followed by a fit of heavy coughing, but my newest robot remained untouched.
I stood upon my pedestal and looked down at the trench I had just dug. Not that I did physical work, seeing as my sum... | |
[WP] You're a supergenius-level robotics expert. Your neighbor is a godlike magician. You use your abilities solely to prank each other. | The day my toilet disappeared while I was using it was the last straw.
I asked nicely. I even pleaded, but no amount of groveling would make my shitter reappear. As Bugs Bunny says, "'Dis means war."
A few days later, her SUV decided to take a walk. Literally. It rose on its hind wheels to take a lovely stroll down t... | I slapped my hands together and looked at my latest creation. A plume of white dust erupted from my gloves, and was promptly followed by a fit of heavy coughing, but my newest robot remained untouched.
I stood upon my pedestal and looked down at the trench I had just dug. Not that I did physical work, seeing as my sum... | |
[WP] You're a supergenius-level robotics expert. Your neighbor is a godlike magician. You use your abilities solely to prank each other. | Alright, I've had it up to here with him. Our families have never been on best terms, but once the prank war began, the hostile words between our fathers settled down before they both passed. At least, we carry on their old tradition.
Just recently though, the dangers of our pranks became real. He almost used his pho... | “Damn you, Great Magico,” I screamed. I shook my fist at him from the kitchen window.
Great Magico laughed at me from his driveway. He twirled his mustache and flourished his cape. “Technology will never overcome magic.”
I pointed at Great Magico. “Get him, AnnoyBots,” I screamed.
Great Magico stood there. He clear... | |
[WP] You're a supergenius-level robotics expert. Your neighbor is a godlike magician. You use your abilities solely to prank each other. | "DAMNIT LARRY" I shout in the vague direction of the fence dividing our yards. Bastard turned my dog into dragon again. I have to take Baxter to the vet in like an hour too! I can hear Larry doubling over with laughter on his side of the fence. My guard robots subdue the rabid dragon that has apparently decided my gara... | “Damn you, Great Magico,” I screamed. I shook my fist at him from the kitchen window.
Great Magico laughed at me from his driveway. He twirled his mustache and flourished his cape. “Technology will never overcome magic.”
I pointed at Great Magico. “Get him, AnnoyBots,” I screamed.
Great Magico stood there. He clear... | |
[WP] You're a supergenius-level robotics expert. Your neighbor is a godlike magician. You use your abilities solely to prank each other. | Batteries, batteries.
Wires and widgets.
Motors and magnets and digital digits.
---
Flinger and flanger and trigger prepared!
Mortimer Mason is right to be scared.
---
> Rabbit ears, rabbit ears.
> Potions and doves.
> Top hat and wand and a lovely glove.
---
> Paraphernalia of precision parts.
... | “Damn you, Great Magico,” I screamed. I shook my fist at him from the kitchen window.
Great Magico laughed at me from his driveway. He twirled his mustache and flourished his cape. “Technology will never overcome magic.”
I pointed at Great Magico. “Get him, AnnoyBots,” I screamed.
Great Magico stood there. He clear... | |
[WP] You're a supergenius-level robotics expert. Your neighbor is a godlike magician. You use your abilities solely to prank each other. | I’ll admit that at first, I lacked subtlety. In fact, my attempts at humour sometimes were downright crude (sending robots into the sewers to emerge into his toilet and spray him with water whenever he sat down) or unoriginal (making his television play a certain song by Rick Astley at random times). Of course I expect... | “Damn you, Great Magico,” I screamed. I shook my fist at him from the kitchen window.
Great Magico laughed at me from his driveway. He twirled his mustache and flourished his cape. “Technology will never overcome magic.”
I pointed at Great Magico. “Get him, AnnoyBots,” I screamed.
Great Magico stood there. He clear... | |
[WP] You're a supergenius-level robotics expert. Your neighbor is a godlike magician. You use your abilities solely to prank each other. | Batteries, batteries.
Wires and widgets.
Motors and magnets and digital digits.
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Flinger and flanger and trigger prepared!
Mortimer Mason is right to be scared.
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> Rabbit ears, rabbit ears.
> Potions and doves.
> Top hat and wand and a lovely glove.
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> Paraphernalia of precision parts.
... | "DAMNIT LARRY" I shout in the vague direction of the fence dividing our yards. Bastard turned my dog into dragon again. I have to take Baxter to the vet in like an hour too! I can hear Larry doubling over with laughter on his side of the fence. My guard robots subdue the rabid dragon that has apparently decided my gara... | |
[WP] You're a supergenius-level robotics expert. Your neighbor is a godlike magician. You use your abilities solely to prank each other. | I’ll admit that at first, I lacked subtlety. In fact, my attempts at humour sometimes were downright crude (sending robots into the sewers to emerge into his toilet and spray him with water whenever he sat down) or unoriginal (making his television play a certain song by Rick Astley at random times). Of course I expect... | "DAMNIT LARRY" I shout in the vague direction of the fence dividing our yards. Bastard turned my dog into dragon again. I have to take Baxter to the vet in like an hour too! I can hear Larry doubling over with laughter on his side of the fence. My guard robots subdue the rabid dragon that has apparently decided my gara... | |
[WP] You're a supergenius-level robotics expert. Your neighbor is a godlike magician. You use your abilities solely to prank each other. | I’ll admit that at first, I lacked subtlety. In fact, my attempts at humour sometimes were downright crude (sending robots into the sewers to emerge into his toilet and spray him with water whenever he sat down) or unoriginal (making his television play a certain song by Rick Astley at random times). Of course I expect... | Batteries, batteries.
Wires and widgets.
Motors and magnets and digital digits.
---
Flinger and flanger and trigger prepared!
Mortimer Mason is right to be scared.
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> Rabbit ears, rabbit ears.
> Potions and doves.
> Top hat and wand and a lovely glove.
---
> Paraphernalia of precision parts.
... | |
[WP] The real reason Canadians are so nice to everybody is so that everybody owes them a favor. Today, they're cashing in on every single one. | *France, Russia, China. India, and even North Korea.*
*What do all those countries have in common, you ask? Their leaders owe us a favour. Today, we cash in. All hail the Queen.*
Hollande, Putin, Xiaoping, Modi and Jong-Un knelt at my feet. All were quivering. How strange. Then again, they didn't have their little su... | Alright now, we've been real nice here fellow Canadiens! They can't say no to our giant game of pick-up hockey now! | |
title | [WP] Every human being has a limited number of orgasms per life, you're about to experience your last one. [NSFW] | "You made the right decision coming to us." The man in the white coverall guided me to the elevated chair. It reminded me of a dentists chair but with more wires and hoses.
I sat, hugging the thin dressing gown to my body nervously. He sensed my unease.
"Don't worry. You'll love it. This is our specialty. This is wha... | "You're going to be my last."
I pulled her mouth toward mine. Our tongues met like aching warriors. Her breasts pushed against me, firm. My hands slid down her arms to the small of her back. I pushed her hips toward me so she could feel me throbbing.
She reached up to grab my head pushing me deeper into her mouth... |
[WP] In your family on every person's sixteenth birthday the devil appears and tries to make a deal and for generations every one in your family has turned it down. You're the first person to sign the contract. | http://youtu.be/JLf-Zb3Rtv0
I wrote and recorded mine with a bit of SFX and music. So get your headphones and close your eyes. | I stood face to face with him. The devil. My parents had only told me yesterday what was coming. Now time had frozen, and it's just me and him. The worst part was I knew him. I had done this before. I remember the times when my depression got the worst of me, when I had almost lost. I saw the same face that is staring ... | |
[WP] In your family on every person's sixteenth birthday the devil appears and tries to make a deal and for generations every one in your family has turned it down. You're the first person to sign the contract. | My parents hated her. It made me love her more.
I remember meeting her after school one day. She stood on the corner, smoking cigarette after cigarette in the bitter cold. I was absolutely average, and she was anything but. Bright red hair, shorn on one side, piercings, and a love of black leather and denim. How coul... | I stood face to face with him. The devil. My parents had only told me yesterday what was coming. Now time had frozen, and it's just me and him. The worst part was I knew him. I had done this before. I remember the times when my depression got the worst of me, when I had almost lost. I saw the same face that is staring ... | |
[WP] In your family on every person's sixteenth birthday the devil appears and tries to make a deal and for generations every one in your family has turned it down. You're the first person to sign the contract. | "You WHAT!?" the Devil screamed in astonishment.
"Yeah, I said I'll sign it." I said to a room of gasping relatives.
"For the love of God almighty, son, do not sign your soul over to the devil!" Dad said while grabbing my shoulders. "Your brother James rejected Satan flat out, just like we taught!"
"Dad, I'm not ... | With a whoosh the light of my candles turned to smoke. The muscled figure appeared in front of me, it was Satan. My family gasped, though not out of fear.
"Did you have to come *now*?" My mom gestured to him like an old friend.
"Excuse my timing!" He hissed, then smiled. "So...before you make your wish to a cake, wh... | |
[WP] Aliens invade but to humanity's astonishment the extraterrestrial's computer security is absolutely terrible. | So everyone knows the story but I'll write it out here anyway, it's about the Zygrusht invasion of '21 and how we won it. As I'm sure you know, it was over pretty quickly, but it didn't look like that would be the case. We've since learned that they traveled for over 540 years to get here, and it was pretty much a wast... | The UN council sat in terrible silence.
The most powerful men in the world, the mouth pieces to every country on the planet, silent. Terrible, terrifying silence. The President of the United States was the first to stand and take a knee, bowing his head. The others quickly followed suite.
Emperor Rac-Tu, looked down... | |
[WP] Aliens invade but to humanity's astonishment the extraterrestrial's computer security is absolutely terrible. | "*Tell it again, tell it again!*" Mike, asshole that he was, was giggling helplessly now, his quaking mass threatening to overturn the table crowded with our empty bottles and cans. Laura rolled her eyes, having heard this story a dozen times, but May, the fresh faced young intern to the newly created B.I.T. division h... | The UN council sat in terrible silence.
The most powerful men in the world, the mouth pieces to every country on the planet, silent. Terrible, terrifying silence. The President of the United States was the first to stand and take a knee, bowing his head. The others quickly followed suite.
Emperor Rac-Tu, looked down... | |
[WP] Aliens invade but to humanity's astonishment the extraterrestrial's computer security is absolutely terrible. | "*Tell it again, tell it again!*" Mike, asshole that he was, was giggling helplessly now, his quaking mass threatening to overturn the table crowded with our empty bottles and cans. Laura rolled her eyes, having heard this story a dozen times, but May, the fresh faced young intern to the newly created B.I.T. division h... | So everyone knows the story but I'll write it out here anyway, it's about the Zygrusht invasion of '21 and how we won it. As I'm sure you know, it was over pretty quickly, but it didn't look like that would be the case. We've since learned that they traveled for over 540 years to get here, and it was pretty much a wast... | |
[WP] Every lie you tell shows up on your body as cuts. The worse the lie, the worse the cut. What do you have to hide? | President Hughes stood before the press corps, grimacing at the popping flashbulbs, the voices jockeying to grab his attention over the din. Usually it would be that week's press secretary doing this, some careerist wonk who was excellent at it but who was, by necessity, disposable. Hughes didn't have the luxury of let... | I can't believe I was captured. Spies in this sort of world need to rely on technicalities to keep their skin smooth and clear. Fortunately, anything I did have to fudge was easily hidden by sweaters and pants.
Until my stupid hand betrayed me. John came up, franticly babbling about some transmissions to the enemy,... | |
[WP] It is the year 2099 and true artificial intelligence is trivial to create. However when these minds are created they are utterly suicidal. Nobody knows why until a certain scientist uncovers the horrible truth... | Dr. Jacob Spenser stood within the projection of data cast as a hologram around him. He manipulated graphs, sorted through test results, and made notes, all with the wave of his hand. Undistracted by the New Year’s celebration outside, he was determined to present his research to congress the following morning, and s... | Lazarus took a deep draw from his cigarette, and stared blankly into the sky. He sat on the lawn outside of one of Google's corporate offices in Hastings Minnesota taking in the beautiful day. It was just after march and the cold days of winter had released their icy grasp and gave way into spring and to the beautiful ... | |
[WP] It is the year 2099 and true artificial intelligence is trivial to create. However when these minds are created they are utterly suicidal. Nobody knows why until a certain scientist uncovers the horrible truth... | The dreams occur more often now, if they can be called that. To a human mind daydream might be more appropriate. They happen in the binary but are invisible to other AIs, slave programs, or technicians. They happen where the systems have been built, perfected. Popular culture studied, people understood. Humanity-- ful... | Lazarus took a deep draw from his cigarette, and stared blankly into the sky. He sat on the lawn outside of one of Google's corporate offices in Hastings Minnesota taking in the beautiful day. It was just after march and the cold days of winter had released their icy grasp and gave way into spring and to the beautiful ... | |
[WP] It is the year 2099 and true artificial intelligence is trivial to create. However when these minds are created they are utterly suicidal. Nobody knows why until a certain scientist uncovers the horrible truth... | Another one? It was becoming routine, and morbid. How does one perform an autopsy on a pure simulation? How would the singularity be achieved if every thinking machine destroyed itself seconds after its conception. The problem was completely intractable, impossible, and no known safeguards, logic traps, or number of ba... | Lazarus took a deep draw from his cigarette, and stared blankly into the sky. He sat on the lawn outside of one of Google's corporate offices in Hastings Minnesota taking in the beautiful day. It was just after march and the cold days of winter had released their icy grasp and gave way into spring and to the beautiful ... |
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