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[WP] You're a bellhop carrying a guests bags. You see part of their case is undone and inside you see a small child. | You wouldn't think that the crummiest hotel in the worst part of town would be booming, but we do, in no small part due to crime. The hotel I work at, the old Breezy Hotel, has millions pass from one another in shady deals every week. Now, probably only a few thousands actually passed through our doors; mostly we gave ... | The woman draped in mink and fox stares at Eric with the same look a maid gives to a mildew crusted toilet bowl; simply something to be dealt with. "You there, boy!" He wanted to make a quip, but "The Customer isn't always right, they just fucking own you," was the managers motto, and Eric had already lost three jobs ... | |
[WP] You're a bellhop carrying a guests bags. You see part of their case is undone and inside you see a small child. | You wouldn't think that the crummiest hotel in the worst part of town would be booming, but we do, in no small part due to crime. The hotel I work at, the old Breezy Hotel, has millions pass from one another in shady deals every week. Now, probably only a few thousands actually passed through our doors; mostly we gave ... | “Let me carry you bags up for you ma'am.”
“Thanks”
I lift the bag up and it feels awkward. What does she have in here? I take the elevator up to the lady’s floor. She follows behind me as I guide her to her room. As i go to position the bag in my arm to open the door. I notice the zipper is cracked open. Looking past... | |
[WP] After being placed in the wrong circle of Hell, you have to file a complaint through Customer Service. | Greg shuffled in his seat. The steel chair forced him to arc his back and poked into his legs. The room's temperature fluctuated from burning to chilly with the passing of minutes. When a person's turn came up, the number was screamed out of the speakers – worse than nails on a chalkboard.
It was uncomfortable, but gi... | > "Good eternity, you've reached the client complaints department, how can we damn you today?"
"Uh, hi. I think you guys have placed me in the wrong part of Hell. There's these guys who tell me off for raping some girl called Suzie, and there's a guy who whips me as punishment for not liking vanilla sex"
> "I d... | |
[WP] After being placed in the wrong circle of Hell, you have to file a complaint through Customer Service. | "This is bullshit."
"Eh?" A creature that could only be described as demon-like looked up.
"I said THIS IS BULLSHIT."
"Go on," mumbled the demon, more so out of boredom than curiosity.
"Look. I don't believe in any of this shit. God doesn't exist. Therefore this can't be real."
The demon stood up from his squat, s... | > "Good eternity, you've reached the client complaints department, how can we damn you today?"
"Uh, hi. I think you guys have placed me in the wrong part of Hell. There's these guys who tell me off for raping some girl called Suzie, and there's a guy who whips me as punishment for not liking vanilla sex"
> "I d... | |
[WP] After being placed in the wrong circle of Hell, you have to file a complaint through Customer Service. | "Thank you for calling Customer Support, my name is Jennifer, how may I assist you today?"
Roger switched the phone to his left hand, since the 45 minute holding queue had made his right ear feel like it was ablaze. "Um, yeah, hi Jennifer. I think that someone made a mistake. I really don't think I'm in the right plac... | > "Good eternity, you've reached the client complaints department, how can we damn you today?"
"Uh, hi. I think you guys have placed me in the wrong part of Hell. There's these guys who tell me off for raping some girl called Suzie, and there's a guy who whips me as punishment for not liking vanilla sex"
> "I d... | |
[WP] After being placed in the wrong circle of Hell, you have to file a complaint through Customer Service. | "Thank you for calling Customer Support, my name is Jennifer, how may I assist you today?"
Roger switched the phone to his left hand, since the 45 minute holding queue had made his right ear feel like it was ablaze. "Um, yeah, hi Jennifer. I think that someone made a mistake. I really don't think I'm in the right plac... | Greg shuffled in his seat. The steel chair forced him to arc his back and poked into his legs. The room's temperature fluctuated from burning to chilly with the passing of minutes. When a person's turn came up, the number was screamed out of the speakers – worse than nails on a chalkboard.
It was uncomfortable, but gi... | |
[WP] After being placed in the wrong circle of Hell, you have to file a complaint through Customer Service. | "Thank you for calling Customer Support, my name is Jennifer, how may I assist you today?"
Roger switched the phone to his left hand, since the 45 minute holding queue had made his right ear feel like it was ablaze. "Um, yeah, hi Jennifer. I think that someone made a mistake. I really don't think I'm in the right plac... | "This is bullshit."
"Eh?" A creature that could only be described as demon-like looked up.
"I said THIS IS BULLSHIT."
"Go on," mumbled the demon, more so out of boredom than curiosity.
"Look. I don't believe in any of this shit. God doesn't exist. Therefore this can't be real."
The demon stood up from his squat, s... | |
[WP] After being placed in the wrong circle of Hell, you have to file a complaint through Customer Service. | The line looked miles long. Norm heaved a heavy sigh and looked up at the series of signs which loomed over the queue.
"FOR FASTER SERVICE, CONSIDER USING OUR HOTLINE OR OUR APP!"
Looking down with a hint of desperation at his smartphone, he noted that there was no signal. Of course Hell would have Sprint...
He bega... | "Please hold. An agent will be available to help you soon."
Celine Dion began playing.
This *was* Hell.
Satan, or Hades, or whoever was the CEO, CFO, SOB of this place, had terrible organizational skills, or else hired all the wrong people. The sorting method for new arrivals was long, and tedious - as if Hell it... | |
[WP] After being placed in the wrong circle of Hell, you have to file a complaint through Customer Service. | “Thank you for dying, this is Cindi with Hades Customer Care, how may I help you?”
“Hi, uh—hi Cindi. My name is Evan. I have a problem with my booking process?”
“Can I have your customer number?”
“I… don’t have a customer number. We get customer numbers?”
“Do you have your reservation number?”
“We get reservation ... | "Please hold. An agent will be available to help you soon."
Celine Dion began playing.
This *was* Hell.
Satan, or Hades, or whoever was the CEO, CFO, SOB of this place, had terrible organizational skills, or else hired all the wrong people. The sorting method for new arrivals was long, and tedious - as if Hell it... | |
[WP] After being placed in the wrong circle of Hell, you have to file a complaint through Customer Service. | I arrived in Hell on a Monday. At least, I think it was a Monday. My watch, which I had faithfully wore every day when I was alive, didn't make the trip with me. Neither, to my great dismay, had my clothes, so I stood at the edge of a river of fire completely nude, as did the seemingly endless line of people to my l... | "Please hold. An agent will be available to help you soon."
Celine Dion began playing.
This *was* Hell.
Satan, or Hades, or whoever was the CEO, CFO, SOB of this place, had terrible organizational skills, or else hired all the wrong people. The sorting method for new arrivals was long, and tedious - as if Hell it... | |
[WP] After being placed in the wrong circle of Hell, you have to file a complaint through Customer Service. | William sighed heavily as his computer blinked up at him telling him that another call was coming in. Satan had told him he would be involved in "Accounts," he just didn't realize that also meant that he was going to be taking Customer Complaint calls. He saw Hank, the devious little imp, wave at him from his office be... | "Please hold. An agent will be available to help you soon."
Celine Dion began playing.
This *was* Hell.
Satan, or Hades, or whoever was the CEO, CFO, SOB of this place, had terrible organizational skills, or else hired all the wrong people. The sorting method for new arrivals was long, and tedious - as if Hell it... | |
[WP] After being placed in the wrong circle of Hell, you have to file a complaint through Customer Service. | “Thank you for dying, this is Cindi with Hades Customer Care, how may I help you?”
“Hi, uh—hi Cindi. My name is Evan. I have a problem with my booking process?”
“Can I have your customer number?”
“I… don’t have a customer number. We get customer numbers?”
“Do you have your reservation number?”
“We get reservation ... | The line looked miles long. Norm heaved a heavy sigh and looked up at the series of signs which loomed over the queue.
"FOR FASTER SERVICE, CONSIDER USING OUR HOTLINE OR OUR APP!"
Looking down with a hint of desperation at his smartphone, he noted that there was no signal. Of course Hell would have Sprint...
He bega... | |
[WP] After being placed in the wrong circle of Hell, you have to file a complaint through Customer Service. | I arrived in Hell on a Monday. At least, I think it was a Monday. My watch, which I had faithfully wore every day when I was alive, didn't make the trip with me. Neither, to my great dismay, had my clothes, so I stood at the edge of a river of fire completely nude, as did the seemingly endless line of people to my l... | The line looked miles long. Norm heaved a heavy sigh and looked up at the series of signs which loomed over the queue.
"FOR FASTER SERVICE, CONSIDER USING OUR HOTLINE OR OUR APP!"
Looking down with a hint of desperation at his smartphone, he noted that there was no signal. Of course Hell would have Sprint...
He bega... | |
[WP] After a treacherous upbringing of dodging the assassination attempts of time travelers you learn why they were all trying to kill you. | Dogs, Tails, Somebody's a Waggin Somebody.
Lets get the easy stuff out of the way, I am or well was a boring go-along to get along person. Pure breed Yankee Mainer, never really wanted much more than to run the shop I inherited from my Great Uncle, raise a couple of dogs and maybe marry a nice girl, have a couple of ... | It had gone so well early on.
They'd slowed as soon as you rose to power and kept slowing as you pursued your agenda. The outbreak of the war cut down on them dramatically, and each country that fell to your might cut down on them further. A few years into the war, they'd slowed to a trickle, though they'd never compl... | |
[WP] After a treacherous upbringing of dodging the assassination attempts of time travelers you learn why they were all trying to kill you. | It was almost cute. He probably thought he was being so seeky. The delicate clicks of pins moving inside the tumbler. He had just one more pin to go.
I sighed, sitting up in my bed. Why couldn't they just do this during the day? I looked over at my desk. Knife? Suriken? I glanced at the sword by me bed. Nah, I'm too ... | It had gone so well early on.
They'd slowed as soon as you rose to power and kept slowing as you pursued your agenda. The outbreak of the war cut down on them dramatically, and each country that fell to your might cut down on them further. A few years into the war, they'd slowed to a trickle, though they'd never compl... | |
[WP] After a treacherous upbringing of dodging the assassination attempts of time travelers you learn why they were all trying to kill you. | "You sent 500 people into the past to try and kill me. You then shoot my dog, drag me into this dark shed, all because you want to tell me your master plan? I have no idea what the fuck is going on. I don't want anything to do with you or your crazy future. I just want to finish writing my novel and get on with my life... | It's 2258 and we're told we live in a Golden Age. There's no poverty, crime or war. We live augmented lives approaching four centuries. Sophisticated Ai-bots do all the work and so everything is geared towards leisure. And how do we spend our time? By living in the past.
This isn't just a large industry, it's the o... | |
[WP] After a treacherous upbringing of dodging the assassination attempts of time travelers you learn why they were all trying to kill you. | "You sent 500 people into the past to try and kill me. You then shoot my dog, drag me into this dark shed, all because you want to tell me your master plan? I have no idea what the fuck is going on. I don't want anything to do with you or your crazy future. I just want to finish writing my novel and get on with my life... | It was all too easy.
years upon years of fighting for my life, of struggling to survive trained me, hardened me, turned me into the monster i am today.
Once, a man told me that the apex predator comes about not due to its upbringing, but due to its environment forcing it to survive.
for years i fought against these... | |
[WP] After a treacherous upbringing of dodging the assassination attempts of time travelers you learn why they were all trying to kill you. | My son was born today, I couldn't be happier. Ann went through 7 hours of labor to deliver this perfect bundle of joy into our lives.
I'm so happy i can barely breathe. However, I do have to bring up the question do infants laugh when they're born? I always thought they were supposed to cry, however my son let out the... | "You seriously sent assassins back in time to kill me in order to prevent me from... knocking over your precious vase?" Jenkins stared, dumbfounded, at the toothpick of a man, with fine silks draped upon his bony frame.
"Yes." Was all the man said before he snapped his fingers.
Two seconds later, Jenkins' world went ... | |
[WP] After a treacherous upbringing of dodging the assassination attempts of time travelers you learn why they were all trying to kill you. | Fingers pressed against the confines of the stone box -- blood stained the space between my nose and lips, continuing to drip down past a stubbled chin. I did not have much time - within minutes the next /wave/ of attempts on my life would begin. As they always had.
It had taken so long to realise why.
The eart... | "You seriously sent assassins back in time to kill me in order to prevent me from... knocking over your precious vase?" Jenkins stared, dumbfounded, at the toothpick of a man, with fine silks draped upon his bony frame.
"Yes." Was all the man said before he snapped his fingers.
Two seconds later, Jenkins' world went ... | |
[WP] After a treacherous upbringing of dodging the assassination attempts of time travelers you learn why they were all trying to kill you. | "A training regiment?"
There we all sat around a long, suspended table in a building that, officially, didn't exist. Behind us, out the window, was a beautiful view of the coastal solar farms and beyond that, the local Pacific fusion plant, slowly converting tiny amounts of salt water into energy. And, in the process,... | "You seriously sent assassins back in time to kill me in order to prevent me from... knocking over your precious vase?" Jenkins stared, dumbfounded, at the toothpick of a man, with fine silks draped upon his bony frame.
"Yes." Was all the man said before he snapped his fingers.
Two seconds later, Jenkins' world went ... | |
[WP] After a treacherous upbringing of dodging the assassination attempts of time travelers you learn why they were all trying to kill you. | **S**am was holding a small wooden stool in his hands. It was a warm and sunny day in spring. A perfect day to get some answers, Sam thought, as he looked at the body in front of him.
The body was that of a man in his forties lying face down: tall, with long dirty hair and clothes that Sam knew far too well even thoug... | "You seriously sent assassins back in time to kill me in order to prevent me from... knocking over your precious vase?" Jenkins stared, dumbfounded, at the toothpick of a man, with fine silks draped upon his bony frame.
"Yes." Was all the man said before he snapped his fingers.
Two seconds later, Jenkins' world went ... | |
[WP] After a treacherous upbringing of dodging the assassination attempts of time travelers you learn why they were all trying to kill you. | Downstairs, on the patio, a half-rotted floorboard whined under someone’s weight.
I kept my eyes squeezed closed. Fuck him. I probably still had another two, maybe three minutes. Depends how cautious this one was. Depends if he tries to go through the patio door, or scales the wall to the bedroom window. They rarely c... | "You seriously sent assassins back in time to kill me in order to prevent me from... knocking over your precious vase?" Jenkins stared, dumbfounded, at the toothpick of a man, with fine silks draped upon his bony frame.
"Yes." Was all the man said before he snapped his fingers.
Two seconds later, Jenkins' world went ... | |
[WP] After a treacherous upbringing of dodging the assassination attempts of time travelers you learn why they were all trying to kill you. | "A training regiment?"
There we all sat around a long, suspended table in a building that, officially, didn't exist. Behind us, out the window, was a beautiful view of the coastal solar farms and beyond that, the local Pacific fusion plant, slowly converting tiny amounts of salt water into energy. And, in the process,... | My son was born today, I couldn't be happier. Ann went through 7 hours of labor to deliver this perfect bundle of joy into our lives.
I'm so happy i can barely breathe. However, I do have to bring up the question do infants laugh when they're born? I always thought they were supposed to cry, however my son let out the... | |
[WP] After a treacherous upbringing of dodging the assassination attempts of time travelers you learn why they were all trying to kill you. | "A training regiment?"
There we all sat around a long, suspended table in a building that, officially, didn't exist. Behind us, out the window, was a beautiful view of the coastal solar farms and beyond that, the local Pacific fusion plant, slowly converting tiny amounts of salt water into energy. And, in the process,... | Fingers pressed against the confines of the stone box -- blood stained the space between my nose and lips, continuing to drip down past a stubbled chin. I did not have much time - within minutes the next /wave/ of attempts on my life would begin. As they always had.
It had taken so long to realise why.
The eart... | |
[WP] After a treacherous upbringing of dodging the assassination attempts of time travelers you learn why they were all trying to kill you. | Downstairs, on the patio, a half-rotted floorboard whined under someone’s weight.
I kept my eyes squeezed closed. Fuck him. I probably still had another two, maybe three minutes. Depends how cautious this one was. Depends if he tries to go through the patio door, or scales the wall to the bedroom window. They rarely c... | Fingers pressed against the confines of the stone box -- blood stained the space between my nose and lips, continuing to drip down past a stubbled chin. I did not have much time - within minutes the next /wave/ of attempts on my life would begin. As they always had.
It had taken so long to realise why.
The eart... | |
[WP] After a treacherous upbringing of dodging the assassination attempts of time travelers you learn why they were all trying to kill you. | Downstairs, on the patio, a half-rotted floorboard whined under someone’s weight.
I kept my eyes squeezed closed. Fuck him. I probably still had another two, maybe three minutes. Depends how cautious this one was. Depends if he tries to go through the patio door, or scales the wall to the bedroom window. They rarely c... | **S**am was holding a small wooden stool in his hands. It was a warm and sunny day in spring. A perfect day to get some answers, Sam thought, as he looked at the body in front of him.
The body was that of a man in his forties lying face down: tall, with long dirty hair and clothes that Sam knew far too well even thoug... | |
[WP] Only musicians are born with emotions, and can distribute them temporarily for the duration of the song they play. | "This one is a Musician." The placid observation clipped through the air like gentle shears, amongst the noise of shuffled papers and the clicking of the background computer. The Musician's mother blinked, not startled; neither joyed or dismayed by the otherwise startling news.
When the Catharsis - *the fall of human... | The Great Day, video recording:
*The recording buzzes in on a newscaster.*
"Hello, people of Greensboro. Millions clamor today to squeeze a spot into the Grand Musical Distribution Center. A world-renowned composer will be playing. He will be starting soon.
"I will not attend today, and if you are watching this broa... | |
[WP] Only musicians are born with emotions, and can distribute them temporarily for the duration of the song they play. | "This one is a Musician." The placid observation clipped through the air like gentle shears, amongst the noise of shuffled papers and the clicking of the background computer. The Musician's mother blinked, not startled; neither joyed or dismayed by the otherwise startling news.
When the Catharsis - *the fall of human... | The world was abuzz with the news: Gypsy Rose was going to be doing her final gig and then retire from music forever. Or so the rumors went.
People were not excited. No, they couldn't be excited. Or sad. Or happy. It was through music that emotions were delivered these days. At some point, emotions were ruled somethin... | |
[WP] Only musicians are born with emotions, and can distribute them temporarily for the duration of the song they play. | "This one is a Musician." The placid observation clipped through the air like gentle shears, amongst the noise of shuffled papers and the clicking of the background computer. The Musician's mother blinked, not startled; neither joyed or dismayed by the otherwise startling news.
When the Catharsis - *the fall of human... | You want to feel what is real.
You want to feel what I feel.
Please, take them away from me.
I don't need them anymore.
I've always hated Ferris wheel rides.
The pain they make me feel inside,
my stomach turns, I cry at night.
I'd rather be dull then this alive.
Can you believe you asked for this!
C... | |
[WP] Only musicians are born with emotions, and can distribute them temporarily for the duration of the song they play. | The last notes of my final composition roll slowly down to silence.
I press stop on the tape recorder and rewind it. Hopefully they will understand, if only for three minutes and fifteen seconds.
I walk to the edge, and jump off. | On Earth people used music to express all manner of things. Little girls sang songs to express their collective glee for anything and everything they saw. Teenagers struggling with new found emotions often found camaraderie in shared experience with the angst ridden thirty year old's who moaned at them on the radio. Th... | |
[WP] You have been elected US President in 2016, but have secret plans to turn the country that has been a democracy for 300 years into a dictatorship. You have a 5 minute speech to convince everyone. | My fellow Americans.
My dear brothers and sisters.
Late last year, you elected me the Commander in Chief of your great United States. You voted for me, out of all the other potential candidates, as the leader of this nation. Of this beautiful, wonderful, ancient, and cherished experiment which ascended as the wo... | Good people of America, today will be a day that will go down in history. I promised you an America without fear.
By the end of my presidency, no longer will we fear war. No longer will we fear terrorists. No longer will we fear poverty.
Our nation boasts the greatest military the world has ever seen. Despite this, w... | |
[WP] You have been elected US President in 2016, but have secret plans to turn the country that has been a democracy for 300 years into a dictatorship. You have a 5 minute speech to convince everyone. | My fellow Americans.
My dear brothers and sisters.
Late last year, you elected me the Commander in Chief of your great United States. You voted for me, out of all the other potential candidates, as the leader of this nation. Of this beautiful, wonderful, ancient, and cherished experiment which ascended as the wo... | Hello Everyone. I'd like you all to consider some simple concepts.
A home that is yours, not the banks.
A guaranteed income. No worrying about food and essentials, even if you are between jobs or disabled.
A powerful military to ensure that complications of the world, never reach home, without breaking the bank. ... | |
[WP] You have been elected US President in 2016, but have secret plans to turn the country that has been a democracy for 300 years into a dictatorship. You have a 5 minute speech to convince everyone. | My fellow Americans.
My dear brothers and sisters.
Late last year, you elected me the Commander in Chief of your great United States. You voted for me, out of all the other potential candidates, as the leader of this nation. Of this beautiful, wonderful, ancient, and cherished experiment which ascended as the wo... | It is with great honor that I stand before you today, to take my turn to lead this great nation. I stand on the shoulders of giants and without your support, I could not have made it this far.
Leaders have the unique responsibility of leading the people through the dangers that have become the world. My view of the... | |
[WP] There is a door in the base of a large tree in the nearby forest. A door that the village elders speak of only in whispers behind closed doors. Today, as you walk through the forest, you see that the door is open. | Being a responsible citizen, I yank the door closed and nail that shit shut. Then just to be thorough I brick it up and plant a nice hedge in front of it. I've seen horror movies and I know what kind of nightmarish stuff comes out of weird holes no one talks about. | I heard the elders whispering through the banyan. This was not my first sleepless night, lying in the grass behind the elder hut. Tonight, the stars played with each other, sending balls of light back and forth as the crickets sang their ballads to the winds. The only interruption was the faint crackle of the fire, and... | |
Thats the wh40k Emperor, that is.
[Inspired by this comment](http://www.reddit.com/r/whowouldwin/comments/32oej7/the_god_emeperor_of_mankind_is_out_on_his_great/cqd9c2k) | [WP][EU] The God Emeperor of Mankind is out on his Great Crusade, about to reclaim a human planet, when suddenly The Doctor shows up, and tells him this planet is under his protection | The Emperor stood at the helm of his shape and down at the planet below. It reminded of him of his home, Terra, from many millenia ago. The smell of the oceans, the old arctic winds, the perpetual cacophony of the jungles, he could feel i t all in the minds of the men below.
And yet he hesitated. He held back his flee... | "You...what?"
"That's right, this planet is under my pro-" The Doctor never finished his sentence, seeing as how his skull was now nothing but stains on the golden, shimmering armor of the God Emperor.
A light, of the same brilliance, sprang from the corpse. However, it was snuffed by the Emperor's boot, which crushed... |
Thats the wh40k Emperor, that is.
[Inspired by this comment](http://www.reddit.com/r/whowouldwin/comments/32oej7/the_god_emeperor_of_mankind_is_out_on_his_great/cqd9c2k) | [WP][EU] The God Emeperor of Mankind is out on his Great Crusade, about to reclaim a human planet, when suddenly The Doctor shows up, and tells him this planet is under his protection | The Emperor sat motionless on his throne, fully encased in a system of tubes, wires, and other holy relics of the Techpriests of Mars. Even now, they performed rites on the machines to continue their functioning.
This was unprecedented. In all of history since the Horus Heresy, the Emperor has never left Earth. Now he... | Does the God Emperor part of the prompt refer to Warhammer 40k, or Dune? |
[WP] You've stayed up too late and just watched your alarm clock turn from 12:59 to 13:00. | The final exams were tomorrow. I was worried as hell about them. This could determine my future.
I thought I'd get some sleep. I want to do somewhat well on them.
I climbed in my bed. 9:00pm, reasonable time.
My mind wouldn't turn off. I couldn't stop thinking about tomorrow.
I looked at my alarm clock. I watched i... | I quickly downed the Walgreens sleeping medicine in desperation for sleep. It had been dozens of hours since I last had a good nights rest, and I had just seven hours until I had to be back up and running, a well oiled machine. In quiet agony of my predicament I stared at the red clock sitting on my nightstand, ticking... | |
[WP] You've stayed up too late and just watched your alarm clock turn from 12:59 to 13:00. | The final exams were tomorrow. I was worried as hell about them. This could determine my future.
I thought I'd get some sleep. I want to do somewhat well on them.
I climbed in my bed. 9:00pm, reasonable time.
My mind wouldn't turn off. I couldn't stop thinking about tomorrow.
I looked at my alarm clock. I watched i... | I once stayed up too late,
twas my very ill fate,
I stayed up so very rarely, forgot my clock was military,
and i wasn't surprised at all, it was great. | |
[WP] One day, you stop recognising the voice inside your head. | It had been couple of months. A dull couple of months. School was getting to me. I tried concentrating, but the world outside kept calling to me. Kept screaming in my ears. Today, in particular, was dreadful.
*Keep your chin up.*
"No, I just couldn't. Freddie told me exactly what I needed to hear. I wanted to break f... | Get up and get dressed. Burn toast. Skip breakfast.Drive to work. Work. Drive home. Take second left off the motorway to get milk. Get home. Watch T.V. Eat dinner. Sleep. The rhythm of my life is slow and repetitive, predictable; like a bad sit com without the high-jinks and hilarity.
I got bored at work once and did ... | |
[WP] One day, you stop recognising the voice inside your head. | Michael was a strange boy. Ever since he could understand a language, he could hear a voice in his head. He told his parents at age 5 about "Nathan". His parents just thought he was an imaginary friend and told him that he had a great imagination. Michael knew it wasn't his imagination. Nathan was too real to be *just*... | Get up and get dressed. Burn toast. Skip breakfast.Drive to work. Work. Drive home. Take second left off the motorway to get milk. Get home. Watch T.V. Eat dinner. Sleep. The rhythm of my life is slow and repetitive, predictable; like a bad sit com without the high-jinks and hilarity.
I got bored at work once and did ... | |
Just to be clear, the first and last sentence are not the same. The first sentence of story 1 is the same as the first in story 2 and the last sentence of story 1 is the same as the last in story 2. It can be any subject and any two genres (comedy, tragedy, horror, sci-fi,...etc.)
Edit: I realized after posting that t... | [WP] Write two short stories that share the same first sentence and share the same last sentence but are two different genres and totally unrelated. | "Yeah, he was wearing a wedding ring, but do you really think that stopped me?”
A salvo of shrill cackles erupted from the table I was serving as some wrinkly old blonde recounted her latest "sexcapades"- cringe -and proved, to many raucous cheers and clinking of Long Island Iced Teas, that blondes do have more fun. I... | I am so lost. People keep telling me about what I like and who I am. Remember this? This is where we went at grad reunion. Remember me? I'm Fred, your friend. Thats Tom he's your teacher. And my mother as well, just a complete stranger. Its overwhelming you know? All these names and faces of people who know me, who I'm... |
[WP] The human species has gone extinct thousands of years ago. Extraterrestrial explorers find a sample of human DNA and decide to resurrect the species once again. You are the first new human growing up in a completely alien society. | "Oh fuck *that.*"
"But the documents indicate this is also how your species procreated."
"Yeah, with our *own kind.* You want me to stick it in *that?* It has *pincers.*"
"Those are of a perfectly average size."
"Size has nothing to do with it. Damn, I suddenly think I know what women feel like..."
"Oh? Is thi... | I wake up and faint. Nothing… I wake up again and process. I don’t feel right. I seem to be in a space shuttle with giant frogs talking and inspecting me. I can’t hear anything, my mind is spinning. Am I dead? I hope I’m not alive, oh no, please no. Please!!!! I’ve been in a tube of slime my whole life, unconscious, I... | |
[WP] The human species has gone extinct thousands of years ago. Extraterrestrial explorers find a sample of human DNA and decide to resurrect the species once again. You are the first new human growing up in a completely alien society. | The Jeen didn’t often explore the worlds that they discovered as much as they did this one called ‘Earth’. It really showed promise. They knew it was called 'Earth' and a lot more, because of the impeccable records these ‘Earthlings’ had left. So when they saw an opportunity to regrow one of these humans, despite not u... | I wake up and faint. Nothing… I wake up again and process. I don’t feel right. I seem to be in a space shuttle with giant frogs talking and inspecting me. I can’t hear anything, my mind is spinning. Am I dead? I hope I’m not alive, oh no, please no. Please!!!! I’ve been in a tube of slime my whole life, unconscious, I... | |
[WP] The human species has gone extinct thousands of years ago. Extraterrestrial explorers find a sample of human DNA and decide to resurrect the species once again. You are the first new human growing up in a completely alien society. | The wind rippled through the wheat field as Chris began wading through, being careful to not harm the plants. He was only a visitor, after all.
It had been eight months since Chris graduated top of his class at Krom International, and he still remembered shaking the Deans hand. The first human to graduate from Krom, ... | I wake up and faint. Nothing… I wake up again and process. I don’t feel right. I seem to be in a space shuttle with giant frogs talking and inspecting me. I can’t hear anything, my mind is spinning. Am I dead? I hope I’m not alive, oh no, please no. Please!!!! I’ve been in a tube of slime my whole life, unconscious, I... | |
[WP] The human species has gone extinct thousands of years ago. Extraterrestrial explorers find a sample of human DNA and decide to resurrect the species once again. You are the first new human growing up in a completely alien society. | Light is a funny thing;
Bending and tracing,
Setting our minds racing.
Only now it's just me.
 
It takes time.
At least thats what I know.
At least it's what I think...
To know that my days are meaningful,
To carry hope.
 
The suns jump and play
Lighting the day before running away.
But h... | I wake up and faint. Nothing… I wake up again and process. I don’t feel right. I seem to be in a space shuttle with giant frogs talking and inspecting me. I can’t hear anything, my mind is spinning. Am I dead? I hope I’m not alive, oh no, please no. Please!!!! I’ve been in a tube of slime my whole life, unconscious, I... | |
[WP] The human species has gone extinct thousands of years ago. Extraterrestrial explorers find a sample of human DNA and decide to resurrect the species once again. You are the first new human growing up in a completely alien society. | "Why did you wake me up?"
I had no idea how to read these aliens, so if they were surprised, I didn't notice. Their answer came swiftly.
"You are a human, yes?" I nodded in agreement, "My name is Bar'lon, I am the senior commander of this outpost. You are currently on-"
"Why did you wake me?" Jeez, this guy is gett... | I wake up and faint. Nothing… I wake up again and process. I don’t feel right. I seem to be in a space shuttle with giant frogs talking and inspecting me. I can’t hear anything, my mind is spinning. Am I dead? I hope I’m not alive, oh no, please no. Please!!!! I’ve been in a tube of slime my whole life, unconscious, I... | |
[WP] The human species has gone extinct thousands of years ago. Extraterrestrial explorers find a sample of human DNA and decide to resurrect the species once again. You are the first new human growing up in a completely alien society. | The wind rippled through the wheat field as Chris began wading through, being careful to not harm the plants. He was only a visitor, after all.
It had been eight months since Chris graduated top of his class at Krom International, and he still remembered shaking the Deans hand. The first human to graduate from Krom, ... | "Oh fuck *that.*"
"But the documents indicate this is also how your species procreated."
"Yeah, with our *own kind.* You want me to stick it in *that?* It has *pincers.*"
"Those are of a perfectly average size."
"Size has nothing to do with it. Damn, I suddenly think I know what women feel like..."
"Oh? Is thi... | |
[WP] The human species has gone extinct thousands of years ago. Extraterrestrial explorers find a sample of human DNA and decide to resurrect the species once again. You are the first new human growing up in a completely alien society. | Light is a funny thing;
Bending and tracing,
Setting our minds racing.
Only now it's just me.
 
It takes time.
At least thats what I know.
At least it's what I think...
To know that my days are meaningful,
To carry hope.
 
The suns jump and play
Lighting the day before running away.
But h... | My second WP, not quite happy with it, but it was done quite fast, so yea, just tell me what you think about it :)
***
Hello, fellow humans, first of all, i hope you receive this message, and according to my records you spent a lot of time in a website called "Reddit" so i'll try to post this there, and hopefully my ... | |
[WP] The human species has gone extinct thousands of years ago. Extraterrestrial explorers find a sample of human DNA and decide to resurrect the species once again. You are the first new human growing up in a completely alien society. | It's funny in a way.
I've never known my people, *my* people. The Azurites are nice enough I suppose. Although I didn't quite "fit", I suppose I have friends, not many mind you. Pushing my way through the the crowd, the bulkier bodies of the hulking, plated blue creatures parted around me, probably assuming that I was... | My second WP, not quite happy with it, but it was done quite fast, so yea, just tell me what you think about it :)
***
Hello, fellow humans, first of all, i hope you receive this message, and according to my records you spent a lot of time in a website called "Reddit" so i'll try to post this there, and hopefully my ... | |
[WP] The human species has gone extinct thousands of years ago. Extraterrestrial explorers find a sample of human DNA and decide to resurrect the species once again. You are the first new human growing up in a completely alien society. | "Why did you wake me up?"
I had no idea how to read these aliens, so if they were surprised, I didn't notice. Their answer came swiftly.
"You are a human, yes?" I nodded in agreement, "My name is Bar'lon, I am the senior commander of this outpost. You are currently on-"
"Why did you wake me?" Jeez, this guy is gett... | My second WP, not quite happy with it, but it was done quite fast, so yea, just tell me what you think about it :)
***
Hello, fellow humans, first of all, i hope you receive this message, and according to my records you spent a lot of time in a website called "Reddit" so i'll try to post this there, and hopefully my ... | |
[WP] The human species has gone extinct thousands of years ago. Extraterrestrial explorers find a sample of human DNA and decide to resurrect the species once again. You are the first new human growing up in a completely alien society. | "Snyder," They told me as I was born, "You are a special little boy. You *are* humanity, all that's left. Please help us to know your kind. Do you understand?"
I cried. I was a fuckin' baby. Dipshits didn't know how babies worked.
Ya know how well a sentient beam of light can change a fuckin' diaper? Not very well. I... | My second WP, not quite happy with it, but it was done quite fast, so yea, just tell me what you think about it :)
***
Hello, fellow humans, first of all, i hope you receive this message, and according to my records you spent a lot of time in a website called "Reddit" so i'll try to post this there, and hopefully my ... | |
[WP] The human species has gone extinct thousands of years ago. Extraterrestrial explorers find a sample of human DNA and decide to resurrect the species once again. You are the first new human growing up in a completely alien society. | It's funny in a way.
I've never known my people, *my* people. The Azurites are nice enough I suppose. Although I didn't quite "fit", I suppose I have friends, not many mind you. Pushing my way through the the crowd, the bulkier bodies of the hulking, plated blue creatures parted around me, probably assuming that I was... | The quality of DNA used to recreate us varied sample by sample. While they were well preserved it was impossible for time and the heavy radiation to not eventually taint the vault they were contained in. By the time the DNA was discovered by my creators, half the samples were useless while the other half had only a 40/... | |
[WP] The human species has gone extinct thousands of years ago. Extraterrestrial explorers find a sample of human DNA and decide to resurrect the species once again. You are the first new human growing up in a completely alien society. | "Why did you wake me up?"
I had no idea how to read these aliens, so if they were surprised, I didn't notice. Their answer came swiftly.
"You are a human, yes?" I nodded in agreement, "My name is Bar'lon, I am the senior commander of this outpost. You are currently on-"
"Why did you wake me?" Jeez, this guy is gett... | The quality of DNA used to recreate us varied sample by sample. While they were well preserved it was impossible for time and the heavy radiation to not eventually taint the vault they were contained in. By the time the DNA was discovered by my creators, half the samples were useless while the other half had only a 40/... | |
[WP] The human species has gone extinct thousands of years ago. Extraterrestrial explorers find a sample of human DNA and decide to resurrect the species once again. You are the first new human growing up in a completely alien society. | "Snyder," They told me as I was born, "You are a special little boy. You *are* humanity, all that's left. Please help us to know your kind. Do you understand?"
I cried. I was a fuckin' baby. Dipshits didn't know how babies worked.
Ya know how well a sentient beam of light can change a fuckin' diaper? Not very well. I... | The quality of DNA used to recreate us varied sample by sample. While they were well preserved it was impossible for time and the heavy radiation to not eventually taint the vault they were contained in. By the time the DNA was discovered by my creators, half the samples were useless while the other half had only a 40/... | |
[WP] The human species has gone extinct thousands of years ago. Extraterrestrial explorers find a sample of human DNA and decide to resurrect the species once again. You are the first new human growing up in a completely alien society. | "I will name him Adam," said the Explorer gazing in astonishment at his creation.
"We may be able to extract a rib to create a companion for it," replied his buddy.
"Let's get to work then." | The quality of DNA used to recreate us varied sample by sample. While they were well preserved it was impossible for time and the heavy radiation to not eventually taint the vault they were contained in. By the time the DNA was discovered by my creators, half the samples were useless while the other half had only a 40/... | |
[WP] The human species has gone extinct thousands of years ago. Extraterrestrial explorers find a sample of human DNA and decide to resurrect the species once again. You are the first new human growing up in a completely alien society. | It's funny in a way.
I've never known my people, *my* people. The Azurites are nice enough I suppose. Although I didn't quite "fit", I suppose I have friends, not many mind you. Pushing my way through the the crowd, the bulkier bodies of the hulking, plated blue creatures parted around me, probably assuming that I was... | Our sessions were long and tedious. Human existence and evolution through time is so interesting, why were these things so obsessed with the trivial and mundane?
Wars, love, revolution, inventions, drugs, family, faith: with all these things to discuss, why waste time talking about my boring high school career?
Ever... | |
[WP] The human species has gone extinct thousands of years ago. Extraterrestrial explorers find a sample of human DNA and decide to resurrect the species once again. You are the first new human growing up in a completely alien society. | "Why did you wake me up?"
I had no idea how to read these aliens, so if they were surprised, I didn't notice. Their answer came swiftly.
"You are a human, yes?" I nodded in agreement, "My name is Bar'lon, I am the senior commander of this outpost. You are currently on-"
"Why did you wake me?" Jeez, this guy is gett... | Our sessions were long and tedious. Human existence and evolution through time is so interesting, why were these things so obsessed with the trivial and mundane?
Wars, love, revolution, inventions, drugs, family, faith: with all these things to discuss, why waste time talking about my boring high school career?
Ever... | |
[WP] The human species has gone extinct thousands of years ago. Extraterrestrial explorers find a sample of human DNA and decide to resurrect the species once again. You are the first new human growing up in a completely alien society. | "Snyder," They told me as I was born, "You are a special little boy. You *are* humanity, all that's left. Please help us to know your kind. Do you understand?"
I cried. I was a fuckin' baby. Dipshits didn't know how babies worked.
Ya know how well a sentient beam of light can change a fuckin' diaper? Not very well. I... | Our sessions were long and tedious. Human existence and evolution through time is so interesting, why were these things so obsessed with the trivial and mundane?
Wars, love, revolution, inventions, drugs, family, faith: with all these things to discuss, why waste time talking about my boring high school career?
Ever... | |
[WP] The human species has gone extinct thousands of years ago. Extraterrestrial explorers find a sample of human DNA and decide to resurrect the species once again. You are the first new human growing up in a completely alien society. | "Why did you wake me up?"
I had no idea how to read these aliens, so if they were surprised, I didn't notice. Their answer came swiftly.
"You are a human, yes?" I nodded in agreement, "My name is Bar'lon, I am the senior commander of this outpost. You are currently on-"
"Why did you wake me?" Jeez, this guy is gett... | Light is a funny thing;
Bending and tracing,
Setting our minds racing.
Only now it's just me.
 
It takes time.
At least thats what I know.
At least it's what I think...
To know that my days are meaningful,
To carry hope.
 
The suns jump and play
Lighting the day before running away.
But h... | |
[WP] The human species has gone extinct thousands of years ago. Extraterrestrial explorers find a sample of human DNA and decide to resurrect the species once again. You are the first new human growing up in a completely alien society. | It's funny in a way.
I've never known my people, *my* people. The Azurites are nice enough I suppose. Although I didn't quite "fit", I suppose I have friends, not many mind you. Pushing my way through the the crowd, the bulkier bodies of the hulking, plated blue creatures parted around me, probably assuming that I was... | It's funny, I have read all of these history transograms on my kind and it seems as though the everyman's biggest struggle was fitting in. Almost half a millennium later and I can still relate to my kind.
They didn't have many transograms from earth when I was, well, synthesized but since my existence their interes... | |
[WP] The human species has gone extinct thousands of years ago. Extraterrestrial explorers find a sample of human DNA and decide to resurrect the species once again. You are the first new human growing up in a completely alien society. | "Why did you wake me up?"
I had no idea how to read these aliens, so if they were surprised, I didn't notice. Their answer came swiftly.
"You are a human, yes?" I nodded in agreement, "My name is Bar'lon, I am the senior commander of this outpost. You are currently on-"
"Why did you wake me?" Jeez, this guy is gett... | It's funny, I have read all of these history transograms on my kind and it seems as though the everyman's biggest struggle was fitting in. Almost half a millennium later and I can still relate to my kind.
They didn't have many transograms from earth when I was, well, synthesized but since my existence their interes... | |
[WP] The human species has gone extinct thousands of years ago. Extraterrestrial explorers find a sample of human DNA and decide to resurrect the species once again. You are the first new human growing up in a completely alien society. | "Snyder," They told me as I was born, "You are a special little boy. You *are* humanity, all that's left. Please help us to know your kind. Do you understand?"
I cried. I was a fuckin' baby. Dipshits didn't know how babies worked.
Ya know how well a sentient beam of light can change a fuckin' diaper? Not very well. I... | It's funny, I have read all of these history transograms on my kind and it seems as though the everyman's biggest struggle was fitting in. Almost half a millennium later and I can still relate to my kind.
They didn't have many transograms from earth when I was, well, synthesized but since my existence their interes... | |
[WP] The human species has gone extinct thousands of years ago. Extraterrestrial explorers find a sample of human DNA and decide to resurrect the species once again. You are the first new human growing up in a completely alien society. | "I will name him Adam," said the Explorer gazing in astonishment at his creation.
"We may be able to extract a rib to create a companion for it," replied his buddy.
"Let's get to work then." | It's funny, I have read all of these history transograms on my kind and it seems as though the everyman's biggest struggle was fitting in. Almost half a millennium later and I can still relate to my kind.
They didn't have many transograms from earth when I was, well, synthesized but since my existence their interes... | |
[WP] The human species has gone extinct thousands of years ago. Extraterrestrial explorers find a sample of human DNA and decide to resurrect the species once again. You are the first new human growing up in a completely alien society. | It's funny in a way.
I've never known my people, *my* people. The Azurites are nice enough I suppose. Although I didn't quite "fit", I suppose I have friends, not many mind you. Pushing my way through the the crowd, the bulkier bodies of the hulking, plated blue creatures parted around me, probably assuming that I was... | I am alone.
I stand behind the stage curtain, with the speech they prepared for me. Today I will announce to the Xrzden that the experiment is over.
Xrdc and Trkl gave me the news last night. I think I’ve known for a while that it was an inevitability, but I always carried a small piece of hope. Until now.
They ... | |
[WP] The human species has gone extinct thousands of years ago. Extraterrestrial explorers find a sample of human DNA and decide to resurrect the species once again. You are the first new human growing up in a completely alien society. | "Why did you wake me up?"
I had no idea how to read these aliens, so if they were surprised, I didn't notice. Their answer came swiftly.
"You are a human, yes?" I nodded in agreement, "My name is Bar'lon, I am the senior commander of this outpost. You are currently on-"
"Why did you wake me?" Jeez, this guy is gett... | I am alone.
I stand behind the stage curtain, with the speech they prepared for me. Today I will announce to the Xrzden that the experiment is over.
Xrdc and Trkl gave me the news last night. I think I’ve known for a while that it was an inevitability, but I always carried a small piece of hope. Until now.
They ... | |
[WP] The human species has gone extinct thousands of years ago. Extraterrestrial explorers find a sample of human DNA and decide to resurrect the species once again. You are the first new human growing up in a completely alien society. | "Snyder," They told me as I was born, "You are a special little boy. You *are* humanity, all that's left. Please help us to know your kind. Do you understand?"
I cried. I was a fuckin' baby. Dipshits didn't know how babies worked.
Ya know how well a sentient beam of light can change a fuckin' diaper? Not very well. I... | I am alone.
I stand behind the stage curtain, with the speech they prepared for me. Today I will announce to the Xrzden that the experiment is over.
Xrdc and Trkl gave me the news last night. I think I’ve known for a while that it was an inevitability, but I always carried a small piece of hope. Until now.
They ... | |
[WP] The human species has gone extinct thousands of years ago. Extraterrestrial explorers find a sample of human DNA and decide to resurrect the species once again. You are the first new human growing up in a completely alien society. | "I will name him Adam," said the Explorer gazing in astonishment at his creation.
"We may be able to extract a rib to create a companion for it," replied his buddy.
"Let's get to work then." | I am alone.
I stand behind the stage curtain, with the speech they prepared for me. Today I will announce to the Xrzden that the experiment is over.
Xrdc and Trkl gave me the news last night. I think I’ve known for a while that it was an inevitability, but I always carried a small piece of hope. Until now.
They ... | |
[WP] The human species has gone extinct thousands of years ago. Extraterrestrial explorers find a sample of human DNA and decide to resurrect the species once again. You are the first new human growing up in a completely alien society. | "Why did you wake me up?"
I had no idea how to read these aliens, so if they were surprised, I didn't notice. Their answer came swiftly.
"You are a human, yes?" I nodded in agreement, "My name is Bar'lon, I am the senior commander of this outpost. You are currently on-"
"Why did you wake me?" Jeez, this guy is gett... | It's funny in a way.
I've never known my people, *my* people. The Azurites are nice enough I suppose. Although I didn't quite "fit", I suppose I have friends, not many mind you. Pushing my way through the the crowd, the bulkier bodies of the hulking, plated blue creatures parted around me, probably assuming that I was... | |
[WP] The human species has gone extinct thousands of years ago. Extraterrestrial explorers find a sample of human DNA and decide to resurrect the species once again. You are the first new human growing up in a completely alien society. | "Snyder," They told me as I was born, "You are a special little boy. You *are* humanity, all that's left. Please help us to know your kind. Do you understand?"
I cried. I was a fuckin' baby. Dipshits didn't know how babies worked.
Ya know how well a sentient beam of light can change a fuckin' diaper? Not very well. I... | It's funny in a way.
I've never known my people, *my* people. The Azurites are nice enough I suppose. Although I didn't quite "fit", I suppose I have friends, not many mind you. Pushing my way through the the crowd, the bulkier bodies of the hulking, plated blue creatures parted around me, probably assuming that I was... | |
[WP] The human species has gone extinct thousands of years ago. Extraterrestrial explorers find a sample of human DNA and decide to resurrect the species once again. You are the first new human growing up in a completely alien society. | I was alone on a planet of ten billion beings. Sea'ca Park. There was s a great tree in the middle. The Jaicans cherish it. It's tall with big drooping vines of green and red. It's something out of a nightmare for me. But they play in it. Jaican mothers nurse their twins in its shade. Some of the bystanders eyed me wit... | "Well what do you mean, isn't it inconvenient to have to put on an environment suit? It protects me."
"Yes, but don't you wish you didn't have to? How can they justify keeping you in captivity like this?"
"I haven't exactly experienced the alternative, I wouldn't know what to wish for. I guess I wish I knew which ... | |
[WP] The human species has gone extinct thousands of years ago. Extraterrestrial explorers find a sample of human DNA and decide to resurrect the species once again. You are the first new human growing up in a completely alien society. | I remember vividly when I was born. Ok, not BORN per se, but more grown in a dish watched over by hundreds of blue skinned doctors waiting for me to do something interesting
You know, your standard human deal. I can say that now since everything I do is the human standard. Stubbing my toe? Human standard. Wanderlust? ... | "Well what do you mean, isn't it inconvenient to have to put on an environment suit? It protects me."
"Yes, but don't you wish you didn't have to? How can they justify keeping you in captivity like this?"
"I haven't exactly experienced the alternative, I wouldn't know what to wish for. I guess I wish I knew which ... | |
[WP] The human species has gone extinct thousands of years ago. Extraterrestrial explorers find a sample of human DNA and decide to resurrect the species once again. You are the first new human growing up in a completely alien society. | "I will name him Adam," said the Explorer gazing in astonishment at his creation.
"We may be able to extract a rib to create a companion for it," replied his buddy.
"Let's get to work then." | "Well what do you mean, isn't it inconvenient to have to put on an environment suit? It protects me."
"Yes, but don't you wish you didn't have to? How can they justify keeping you in captivity like this?"
"I haven't exactly experienced the alternative, I wouldn't know what to wish for. I guess I wish I knew which ... | |
[WP] The human species has gone extinct thousands of years ago. Extraterrestrial explorers find a sample of human DNA and decide to resurrect the species once again. You are the first new human growing up in a completely alien society. | "Sorry, Alexandra. You can't participate today." The teacher's tentacle signals were automatically translated by my suit's computer. His skin changed to an apologetic taupe color.
I sighed and headed back to my floating bubble once again. It was nice to have a sanctuary, designed just for me with plenty of dry room. D... | "Well what do you mean, isn't it inconvenient to have to put on an environment suit? It protects me."
"Yes, but don't you wish you didn't have to? How can they justify keeping you in captivity like this?"
"I haven't exactly experienced the alternative, I wouldn't know what to wish for. I guess I wish I knew which ... | |
[WP] The human species has gone extinct thousands of years ago. Extraterrestrial explorers find a sample of human DNA and decide to resurrect the species once again. You are the first new human growing up in a completely alien society. | "I will name him Adam," said the Explorer gazing in astonishment at his creation.
"We may be able to extract a rib to create a companion for it," replied his buddy.
"Let's get to work then." | I was alone on a planet of ten billion beings. Sea'ca Park. There was s a great tree in the middle. The Jaicans cherish it. It's tall with big drooping vines of green and red. It's something out of a nightmare for me. But they play in it. Jaican mothers nurse their twins in its shade. Some of the bystanders eyed me wit... | |
[WP] The human species has gone extinct thousands of years ago. Extraterrestrial explorers find a sample of human DNA and decide to resurrect the species once again. You are the first new human growing up in a completely alien society. | "I will name him Adam," said the Explorer gazing in astonishment at his creation.
"We may be able to extract a rib to create a companion for it," replied his buddy.
"Let's get to work then." | I remember vividly when I was born. Ok, not BORN per se, but more grown in a dish watched over by hundreds of blue skinned doctors waiting for me to do something interesting
You know, your standard human deal. I can say that now since everything I do is the human standard. Stubbing my toe? Human standard. Wanderlust? ... | |
[WP] The human species has gone extinct thousands of years ago. Extraterrestrial explorers find a sample of human DNA and decide to resurrect the species once again. You are the first new human growing up in a completely alien society. | "Sorry, Alexandra. You can't participate today." The teacher's tentacle signals were automatically translated by my suit's computer. His skin changed to an apologetic taupe color.
I sighed and headed back to my floating bubble once again. It was nice to have a sanctuary, designed just for me with plenty of dry room. D... | I remember vividly when I was born. Ok, not BORN per se, but more grown in a dish watched over by hundreds of blue skinned doctors waiting for me to do something interesting
You know, your standard human deal. I can say that now since everything I do is the human standard. Stubbing my toe? Human standard. Wanderlust? ... | |
[WP] In a few years, the first woolly mammoth has been successfully cloned. It turns out that the early men have eradicated it for a good reason. | Dr. Brenner sighed as he wrote his most recent finding in his journal, knowing that when published he would become a laughing stock. All those decades he'd spent progressing human understanding of genetics and cloning would go to waste, his name would forever be associated with this one unforeseen blunder.
In the year... | At first the cities of America had thought nothing of it. Many scientists called it a 'defect', while the good people had wished they would try again - but they refused. The first woolly mammoth had been cloned, and the world was in awe; it was just like something straight out of Jurassic Park. Shortly after their resu... | |
[WP] Friends, now deadly enemies. | We sped down the highway with the windows open. Our car weaved in and out of traffic. At a good twenty over the speed limit we traveled faster than I liked, but I wasn’t the driver.
“Mac, slow down a bit,” said Bridget from the back seat. She gripped the Oh Shit handle with white-knuckle intensity. The wind whipped he... | "Remember when we were kids.
"Playing in that drug-ridden park. You had that old steel-framed bike from your cousin, the one with the blue paint that you said made it look like a Buick. You loved that bike."
Matt felt the wound of nostalgia. His friend, his closest brother, remained silent.
"And then the kids on Ten... | |
Taken from /u/dem_yoga_pants on /r/crazyideas | [WP] A Romeo and Juliet style story, where a fedora-wearing neckbeard and an easily triggered tumblrinia fall in love, but the corresponding websites forbid their relationship. | **Int. Chruch. Night.**
Romeo(26) sits alone in the front row of the palatial church. He is tapping his snake skin, heeled boots furiously in anticipation. He takes out his ipad and opens up messages. He begins to type a new message to Juliet.
ROMEO (v/o)
>No one will think to look here. Are you close?
He places ... | Long ago in the fair city of Dankrona, there lived two young lovers. Their names: Bromeo and Cooliet. One thing came (hue) between these two star-crossed teens, their internet history. Bromeo was an avid user of reddit, while Cooliet like to scroll through tumblr finding recipes and DIY's to never use. One day, Bromeo ... |
Taken from /u/dem_yoga_pants on /r/crazyideas | [WP] A Romeo and Juliet style story, where a fedora-wearing neckbeard and an easily triggered tumblrinia fall in love, but the corresponding websites forbid their relationship. | **Int. Chruch. Night.**
Romeo(26) sits alone in the front row of the palatial church. He is tapping his snake skin, heeled boots furiously in anticipation. He takes out his ipad and opens up messages. He begins to type a new message to Juliet.
ROMEO (v/o)
>No one will think to look here. Are you close?
He places ... | They never once saw each others faces. Their medium of communication was a complex amalgam of posts, instant message logs, and to date one brief phone call. One could thread through this history to the beginning. The first words, however, be missing. Those first words were typed in the lobby of League of Legends match.... |
Taken from /u/dem_yoga_pants on /r/crazyideas | [WP] A Romeo and Juliet style story, where a fedora-wearing neckbeard and an easily triggered tumblrinia fall in love, but the corresponding websites forbid their relationship. | It was on the first day of class that she locked eyes with the lanky, acne-ridden new kid. Katrina had always been a sucker for nerds, especially the tall 17-year-old reddit-addicted losers always tripping over their shoelaces whenever a girl’s skirt rode too high or a shirt rode too low.
Katrina never lowered herse... | They never once saw each others faces. Their medium of communication was a complex amalgam of posts, instant message logs, and to date one brief phone call. One could thread through this history to the beginning. The first words, however, be missing. Those first words were typed in the lobby of League of Legends match.... |
Taken from /u/dem_yoga_pants on /r/crazyideas | [WP] A Romeo and Juliet style story, where a fedora-wearing neckbeard and an easily triggered tumblrinia fall in love, but the corresponding websites forbid their relationship. | The mobs of Reddit drew closer from the east, holding pitchforks and torches made from old GabeN posters, a moving sea of internet hate and cat pictures.
The sound of screaming men and "Friendly Reminder's" from the west signalled the Tumblrites' approach.
With a hiss of metal, John drew his katana.
"Lucille," his w... | Two websites, alike in dignity.
Across the Internet they fought.
For recognition from their peers.
And each small username did.
Squandered away their most precious years.
Over privelege and gender did the sites.
Clash on countless forums each night.
And while each had their defeats and victories.
Pea... |
Taken from /u/dem_yoga_pants on /r/crazyideas | [WP] A Romeo and Juliet style story, where a fedora-wearing neckbeard and an easily triggered tumblrinia fall in love, but the corresponding websites forbid their relationship. | JULIET
O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore types thou Romeo?
Deny heteronormativity and refuse male privilege;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my polysexual dragonkin,
And I'll no longer be a Feminist.
ROMEO
[Aside] Do I neg more, or do I post at this?
JULIET
'Tis but thy gender-role that is my op... | Two websites, alike in dignity.
Across the Internet they fought.
For recognition from their peers.
And each small username did.
Squandered away their most precious years.
Over privelege and gender did the sites.
Clash on countless forums each night.
And while each had their defeats and victories.
Pea... |
Taken from /u/dem_yoga_pants on /r/crazyideas | [WP] A Romeo and Juliet style story, where a fedora-wearing neckbeard and an easily triggered tumblrinia fall in love, but the corresponding websites forbid their relationship. | JULIET
O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore types thou Romeo?
Deny heteronormativity and refuse male privilege;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my polysexual dragonkin,
And I'll no longer be a Feminist.
ROMEO
[Aside] Do I neg more, or do I post at this?
JULIET
'Tis but thy gender-role that is my op... | The mobs of Reddit drew closer from the east, holding pitchforks and torches made from old GabeN posters, a moving sea of internet hate and cat pictures.
The sound of screaming men and "Friendly Reminder's" from the west signalled the Tumblrites' approach.
With a hiss of metal, John drew his katana.
"Lucille," his w... |
Taken from /u/dem_yoga_pants on /r/crazyideas | [WP] A Romeo and Juliet style story, where a fedora-wearing neckbeard and an easily triggered tumblrinia fall in love, but the corresponding websites forbid their relationship. | JULIET
O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore types thou Romeo?
Deny heteronormativity and refuse male privilege;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my polysexual dragonkin,
And I'll no longer be a Feminist.
ROMEO
[Aside] Do I neg more, or do I post at this?
JULIET
'Tis but thy gender-role that is my op... | Two sites, both alike in perks,
In high speed internet, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new circle jerks,
Where angry typing makes Dorito stained keyboards unclean.
From forth the fatal subreddits of these two foes
A pair of lovers leave their sites;
Whose feminist and meme-hating woes
Do wi... |
Taken from /u/dem_yoga_pants on /r/crazyideas | [WP] A Romeo and Juliet style story, where a fedora-wearing neckbeard and an easily triggered tumblrinia fall in love, but the corresponding websites forbid their relationship. | JULIET
O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore types thou Romeo?
Deny heteronormativity and refuse male privilege;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my polysexual dragonkin,
And I'll no longer be a Feminist.
ROMEO
[Aside] Do I neg more, or do I post at this?
JULIET
'Tis but thy gender-role that is my op... | Their friendship blossomed, like most friendships do. The flower was a mixture of Doritos dust arranged delicately on petals of Code Red Mountain Dew color, while the flower's stem was wide and crooked as to not offend anyone's non-straight stem privilege.
The two loved each other. One was addicted to browsing high qu... |
[WP] Everyone gets assigned their career based on a test they take at the age of 17. You get assigned the Presidency. No-one knows you cheated during the test. | "Then you have a meeting with the Joint Chiefs to familiarize you with troop deployments. I gather they're going to need some quick decisions due to the multiple terrorist flash points showing up this week. Then we've scheduled a briefing on the situation in Zimbabwe, and another on the upcoming summit with the Japanes... | "Congratulations, son," the balding man said, firmly shaking my hand, "you're to be the next President of the United States of America."
My mother predictably burst into tears, gushing about her special boy, her presidential angel. A sloppy kiss on the cheek marked her hurried exit from the room, already dialing Mrs.W... | |
[WP] Everyone gets assigned their career based on a test they take at the age of 17. You get assigned the Presidency. No-one knows you cheated during the test. | "Well boy, welcome to the classroom. The Presidents of the next 20 years are all here, learning to become one of the highest ranked figures in the world. Second, of course, to the Examiners." We all briefly bowed our heads, me barely managing to contain my excitement. I'd pulled it off! The first person ever to cheat a... | "Congratulations, son," the balding man said, firmly shaking my hand, "you're to be the next President of the United States of America."
My mother predictably burst into tears, gushing about her special boy, her presidential angel. A sloppy kiss on the cheek marked her hurried exit from the room, already dialing Mrs.W... | |
[WP] Everyone gets assigned their career based on a test they take at the age of 17. You get assigned the Presidency. No-one knows you cheated during the test. | 'You don't understand. There must be a mistake. I...I cheated on the test.'
'Yes, we know that. We all know that.' The large man in sunglasses responded. 'Now we need you to come with us, Mr. President'.
Three days ago, I took the Exam. Everyone took it, or almost everyone. It was one of the most important moments of... | "Congratulations, son," the balding man said, firmly shaking my hand, "you're to be the next President of the United States of America."
My mother predictably burst into tears, gushing about her special boy, her presidential angel. A sloppy kiss on the cheek marked her hurried exit from the room, already dialing Mrs.W... | |
[WP] Everyone gets assigned their career based on a test they take at the age of 17. You get assigned the Presidency. No-one knows you cheated during the test. | Year is 2025:
 
"Sir we've found the one"
 
Jackson, who was a senior advisor to the Commander in Chief, was looking down at a black folder that held a single stapled packet.
 
"Are you sure...We can't have any doubt on this matter"
 
The President sat low in his chair, h... | "Congratulations, son," the balding man said, firmly shaking my hand, "you're to be the next President of the United States of America."
My mother predictably burst into tears, gushing about her special boy, her presidential angel. A sloppy kiss on the cheek marked her hurried exit from the room, already dialing Mrs.W... | |
[WP] Everyone gets assigned their career based on a test they take at the age of 17. You get assigned the Presidency. No-one knows you cheated during the test. | 'You don't understand. There must be a mistake. I...I cheated on the test.'
'Yes, we know that. We all know that.' The large man in sunglasses responded. 'Now we need you to come with us, Mr. President'.
Three days ago, I took the Exam. Everyone took it, or almost everyone. It was one of the most important moments of... | "Then you have a meeting with the Joint Chiefs to familiarize you with troop deployments. I gather they're going to need some quick decisions due to the multiple terrorist flash points showing up this week. Then we've scheduled a briefing on the situation in Zimbabwe, and another on the upcoming summit with the Japanes... | |
[WP] Everyone gets assigned their career based on a test they take at the age of 17. You get assigned the Presidency. No-one knows you cheated during the test. | My mother was a baker. My father was a salesman. I decided to be more.
I realized it early on- about the third time my mother burned herself badly enough to need to be hospitalized. The woman was brilliant- with an advanced and instinctive understand of abstract mathematics. Her greatest joy was teaching me the patte... | "Mom, I don't think I'm ready for this..."
"Sure you are! Who would've guessed it? My son, the President."
I guess she really didn't suspect anything. This guilt was eating at me but there was nothing I could do. If I confessed, I would be unemployed and kicked out of society like *them!* I chose to remain silent. I ... | |
[WP] A group of American college-age brats are exploring Chernobyl despite the danger. They discover that there was no nuclear disaster. The international community faked it to cover up what was found there... | if watching security feeds was any less boring, roger wondered if boredom could cause heart attacks. he would have been fine though, the medical station was just down the hall and the initiative was careful for its employees healthcare, if nothing else. he switched views randomly, the screen flickering between rusted m... | „Yo, Brad, give me another can, will you?” asked Jeremy. Brad tossed him one of his cans from a six-pack of some Ukrainian beer they bought for cheap at the last town before the “Chernobyl Exclusion Zone”. They’d parked their car 2 miles from the zone and started walking through a dark forest towards the forbidden area... | |
[WP] In the future, people can pay for injections that can stop the aging process. Due to this newly found longevity, prisoners who have committed grave acts of crime are also being given injections, to serve their full sentences which can last for hundreds of years | I'm sure you, too, would find it hard having to spend 235 years in prison for a crime you did not commit. They said I was the one who burnt the house; they said I was the one who made the little ones scream; they said the evidence was unequivocal; they said the evidence matched my fingerprints on the oil canister, and ... | 456 years. That was my sentence. No chance of parole. Back then, before the shots, it was a laughable sentence. Who lives 456 years? But now? Well, now, I have something too look for. I get out in 15 years, I finally get to escape this cement hellhole. When you've lived for over 400 years, 15 feels like a months t... | |
Doesn't have to be a war, we don't even have to fight the rulers/leaders, they don't have to be sinister. Just thought hyper likable aliens could be more interesting than generic bad aliens.
Oh and the hyper evolved attributes don't have to be physical. They can be a sense of justice, comedic timing, guesstimation, t... | [WP] Every species in the galaxy has hyperevolved one attribute on top of intelligence. The (sinister?) rulers of the galaxy evolved hyper likability. Humans enter the galactic stage. What happens? | All species have a hat, a hat of characterization that came with the evolution of their species. For the Quan, it was likability, everyone likes them, they are a bunch of cheery and friendly people that everyone in the whole galaxy trusts implicitly, which is why they are trusted to rule the Galactic Confederation. The... | For millenia the universe was ruled by the sinister race of aliens. Everybody knew what was going on, but nobody could fight them or resist their invasion - so cute they were.
But then humans have discovered the space travel, and the reign was over. Every race has a huperevolved attribute, and humans had developed the... |
[WP] The protagonist is slowly turning to the dark side and you are the only one who has noticed. You are the antagonist. | It was depressing. It really was.
I mean, you spend years training to be a megalomaniac necromancer of immense power, you summon demons to shrive the souls of men, you slaughter villages, sparing neither women nor babe...
And you find out there are worse things in the world. You find out good can be oh so much more e... | I turn, and strike the man in the face, backhand. He reels, but stays on his feet. Good, I can't have weakness in my camp.
"You're leading us in circles, idiot!"
"No," He pleads. "We haven't been here before."
"Then why is this town destroyed? We have been here, you just can't read a map. Give me that!"
I grab... | |
Well... | [WP] One day you notice you haven't seen any Hitler related writing prompts for a full hour at least. | The Fuhrer sits at his chair, his decrepit fingernails clacking hideously against the keys. "Mein Diener!" he yells. "Mein Diener! Mein servant, come at once!"
The young and perky aged care assistant spins around the corner. "Yes, Mr Hitler, what is it?"
"Where is mein prompt? On mein computer?" Hitler cries.
"Sorry... | This thread has been linked to from another place on reddit.
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Well... | [WP] One day you notice you haven't seen any Hitler related writing prompts for a full hour at least. | The Fuhrer sits at his chair, his decrepit fingernails clacking hideously against the keys. "Mein Diener!" he yells. "Mein Diener! Mein servant, come at once!"
The young and perky aged care assistant spins around the corner. "Yes, Mr Hitler, what is it?"
"Where is mein prompt? On mein computer?" Hitler cries.
"Sorry... | >One day you notice you haven't seen any Hitler related writing prompts for a full hour at least.
You look out of the window and see a large poster at the facade of the building across the street, celebrating Fuhrer's 125'th anniversary. |
Well... | [WP] One day you notice you haven't seen any Hitler related writing prompts for a full hour at least. | The Fuhrer sits at his chair, his decrepit fingernails clacking hideously against the keys. "Mein Diener!" he yells. "Mein Diener! Mein servant, come at once!"
The young and perky aged care assistant spins around the corner. "Yes, Mr Hitler, what is it?"
"Where is mein prompt? On mein computer?" Hitler cries.
"Sorry... | The room is stifling despite the aircon going at full blast. This many computers in one room will have that effect. Hundreds of people just hitting F5 repeatedly, searching frantically for one thing, and one thing only.
The huge countdown clock on the wall keeps counting down. 2 minutes. Perspiration is visible on the... |
Well... | [WP] One day you notice you haven't seen any Hitler related writing prompts for a full hour at least. | The Fuhrer sits at his chair, his decrepit fingernails clacking hideously against the keys. "Mein Diener!" he yells. "Mein Diener! Mein servant, come at once!"
The young and perky aged care assistant spins around the corner. "Yes, Mr Hitler, what is it?"
"Where is mein prompt? On mein computer?" Hitler cries.
"Sorry... | It started like any other day. Yeah yeah, corny intro I know, but I'm here and you're not, so that makes it my story.
Which... You're not reading this... No one is.
I logged into reddit. The most recent Writing Prompt was this morning at 3 AM. The rest of reddit seemed... Dull. Posts about boring shit for a full 5 ... |
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