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[WP] "Come with me," he said, outstretching a hand. "I will make you a king." | It was the Burj Khalifa that started it all. A monolithic dart pointing to the heavens, beckoning and challenging something to best it. An arrogant and regal structure, awe-inspiring. James had only seen it on the TV whilst drawing some abstract shapes in the back of his notebook, and he paid attention like never befor... | ######[](#dropcap)
"Yes, a lord of death and decay, a ruler of ruins and graves. No thanks. I'll stay with my keep."
Kommander Alexsandr Surov slapped the butt of his DP-23 Machine Rifle in emphasis, cocking back the bolt to chamber another round. The Cryxian warcaster hissed and spat venom from its iron fangs.
*"Y... | |
[WP] Two people are in a public place, one has had the best news of their life, the other has had the worst news of their life. Unbeknownst to them, they share the exact same news. | The restaurant is full. Reservations were required. A very stringent rule.
Wanda and Mark walked in and because he was easily the wealthiest man in Newport Beach they were treated with deference some one else would find cloying. Mark took it as his entitled right.
While the host attempted to seat them promptly...
M... | The labor was long and hard but now it was over. She looked into her fiancé's eyes and was filled with joy. He'd make a great husband and a wonderful father.
He was resigned to do the right thing. If it weren't for the baby just brought into the world he would've left her 9 months ago.
The doctors voice cracks as he... | |
[WP] Two people are in a public place, one has had the best news of their life, the other has had the worst news of their life. Unbeknownst to them, they share the exact same news. | A young student struts down the campus avenue. He appears to be close to breaking out in song and dance. With every action comes a bit of flair as he politely greets everyone walking by.
In his moment he completely misses another student storming towards him. They meet at a junction, where one group ahead of them is... | The labor was long and hard but now it was over. She looked into her fiancé's eyes and was filled with joy. He'd make a great husband and a wonderful father.
He was resigned to do the right thing. If it weren't for the baby just brought into the world he would've left her 9 months ago.
The doctors voice cracks as he... | |
[WP] Two people are in a public place, one has had the best news of their life, the other has had the worst news of their life. Unbeknownst to them, they share the exact same news. | Primly attired in her blue skirt and white silk blouse, the young brunette smiled as she stared at her brand new shoes. She absently pet the dog by her side.
"What a day," she thought to herself. "I can't believe how far I've come!"
Voices chattered around her, a small and constant drone of animated whispers. She cou... | The labor was long and hard but now it was over. She looked into her fiancé's eyes and was filled with joy. He'd make a great husband and a wonderful father.
He was resigned to do the right thing. If it weren't for the baby just brought into the world he would've left her 9 months ago.
The doctors voice cracks as he... | |
[WP] Two people are in a public place, one has had the best news of their life, the other has had the worst news of their life. Unbeknownst to them, they share the exact same news. | The king had enjoyed his day, after dinner he had the sage brought to his court past a long line of petitioners from the peasantry. The king's spokesman asked the sage to amuse the king by displaying his infinite wisdom. He asked the sage, "Are you so wise that you could make even the king sad and that peasant happy wi... | It's what I assume is a busy night at one of the larger casinos. Technically, I'm here to make money counting cards, but as my traveling companion and fellow successful gambler reminds me, "it's Vegas, man!"
So I leave the blackjack table, fix my makeup, and spritz on some perfume, becoming the very picture of someb... | |
[WP] Two people are in a public place, one has had the best news of their life, the other has had the worst news of their life. Unbeknownst to them, they share the exact same news. | As the old man stepped out of the hospital, he pulled a cigar from his shirt pocket and walked over to the bench. He slumped down into the seat, clearly devastated. He clipped the end of his cigar and reached for his matchbox. He pulled out the match, struck it, and held it up.
Just then an SUV screeched into the park... | It's what I assume is a busy night at one of the larger casinos. Technically, I'm here to make money counting cards, but as my traveling companion and fellow successful gambler reminds me, "it's Vegas, man!"
So I leave the blackjack table, fix my makeup, and spritz on some perfume, becoming the very picture of someb... | |
[WP] Two people are in a public place, one has had the best news of their life, the other has had the worst news of their life. Unbeknownst to them, they share the exact same news. | As the old man stepped out of the hospital, he pulled a cigar from his shirt pocket and walked over to the bench. He slumped down into the seat, clearly devastated. He clipped the end of his cigar and reached for his matchbox. He pulled out the match, struck it, and held it up.
Just then an SUV screeched into the park... | Tom puffed away on his last cigarette. He promised himself this would be the last one. It had to be the last one, for himself and for his wife and new child. 'A kid,' he thought. 'Me a dad. Who would have thought... Time for a change. A good change.' He smiled at the thought.
Then a heavy hand came down on his should... | |
[WP] Two people are in a public place, one has had the best news of their life, the other has had the worst news of their life. Unbeknownst to them, they share the exact same news. | As the old man stepped out of the hospital, he pulled a cigar from his shirt pocket and walked over to the bench. He slumped down into the seat, clearly devastated. He clipped the end of his cigar and reached for his matchbox. He pulled out the match, struck it, and held it up.
Just then an SUV screeched into the park... | The king had enjoyed his day, after dinner he had the sage brought to his court past a long line of petitioners from the peasantry. The king's spokesman asked the sage to amuse the king by displaying his infinite wisdom. He asked the sage, "Are you so wise that you could make even the king sad and that peasant happy wi... | |
[WP] Two people are in a public place, one has had the best news of their life, the other has had the worst news of their life. Unbeknownst to them, they share the exact same news. | Anna put down the phone, tears streaming down her face as she sat in the corner of her favorite coffee shop. She looked up just as Casey put down her phone after a quick text, a large smile plastered on her face.
"I have to go to the hospit-"
"What! Why!?"
"Rob had a car cras-"
"They found me a donor, just an hou... | The twenty three year old wife ran into the living room where her husband was watching TV.
"I'm pregnant!" She said. | |
[WP] Two people are in a public place, one has had the best news of their life, the other has had the worst news of their life. Unbeknownst to them, they share the exact same news. |
The Sister | The Brother
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Today is the day | Today is the day
Today they are going to announce the verdict. | Today they are going to announce the verdict.
Antsy and anxious, I can't just sit at home. I head to the bar. | I've been on a bender for the past 2 weeks of deliberation.
The case has been the ta... | The twenty three year old wife ran into the living room where her husband was watching TV.
"I'm pregnant!" She said. | |
[WP] Two people are in a public place, one has had the best news of their life, the other has had the worst news of their life. Unbeknownst to them, they share the exact same news. |
The Sister | The Brother
:---|:---
Today is the day | Today is the day
Today they are going to announce the verdict. | Today they are going to announce the verdict.
Antsy and anxious, I can't just sit at home. I head to the bar. | I've been on a bender for the past 2 weeks of deliberation.
The case has been the ta... | Anna put down the phone, tears streaming down her face as she sat in the corner of her favorite coffee shop. She looked up just as Casey put down her phone after a quick text, a large smile plastered on her face.
"I have to go to the hospit-"
"What! Why!?"
"Rob had a car cras-"
"They found me a donor, just an hou... | |
It can be whatever empire you like, made up or real. | [WP] You have just inherited your kingdom's throne, however due to a technicality you must share it with your annoying little sister/brother. | "It's *my* turn to rule, you're hogging it!" Annabel shouted, stomping her feet.
Timothy sighed, tiredly scolding his younger sister. She hardly batted an eye when Father passed, and was delighted to be informed that due to a technicality in the transcripts the heir to throne was not just the Kings first born son, bu... | He was late again.
He was always late.
Stanley was seated in the conference room surrounded by a dozen of the most prestigious and impressive people in the kingdom. These people would make or break his reign. They had wealth, they had power, and they had armies to back it up. Any one of them could decide at any mo... |
[WP] You are a tentacle monster that never made it in the porn industry. Today you're applying for a normal 9-5 job. | Bernie sighed, shuffling his papers. Odd clients came with the Pro Bono territory, but this...
"Er, did you want to hear my side of the story?" gurgled his *client*, handcuffs rattling as his appendages wriggled on the table.
"Where the hell did cops even *find* a pair of cuffs like those?" muttered Bernie under his ... | His failure to make it in the porn industry was inevitable. Tentacles with an extremely long awkward length in comparison to his body, terrible chemistry with the other actors, humongous googly eyes that lured over everything, and he had the same voice as Danny DeVito.
"I just couldn't do it" one porn actress tells m... | |
[WP] Your life story, one sentence per year. | The birth of the third son would prove difficult during the hurricane.
As a baby, sickness engulfed his first year of life, struggling but strong the baby persevered.
Parents, struggling with a fifth mouth to feed, wander the lands for new shelter, buried by a severe winter, they knew it would only be temporary.
Sou... | She smiled so often. I loved how she was always happy. Sometimes there were rough patches. It took a long time for me to walk. She tried her best to teach me. I just wished she would get over him. I moved to my grandpa's place. School here is is nice. Everybody is so different. I learned a lo of things. I have come to ... | |
[WP] Your life story, one sentence per year. | I was born.
I turned five, don't remember much from before.
I didn't remember who he was, but I didn't like the man who played tickle with me.
Mom was crying, didn't stop crying when we visited the man in white.
I feel weird, but I want to go out to play.
The man I didn't like came to visit and I still don't ... | She smiled so often. I loved how she was always happy. Sometimes there were rough patches. It took a long time for me to walk. She tried her best to teach me. I just wished she would get over him. I moved to my grandpa's place. School here is is nice. Everybody is so different. I learned a lo of things. I have come to ... | |
[WP] Your life story, one sentence per year. | She is small. She moves with more strength each passing year. Her voice is no longer only a tool for begging. She has a voice. A fresh creature, but stronger, still.
She had a voice. Trust is an illusion. This is pain. This is what Daddy issues are made of. This will all make sense one day. (That is a lie.)
The next... | She smiled so often. I loved how she was always happy. Sometimes there were rough patches. It took a long time for me to walk. She tried her best to teach me. I just wished she would get over him. I moved to my grandpa's place. School here is is nice. Everybody is so different. I learned a lo of things. I have come to ... | |
[WP] Your life story, one sentence per year. | I was born in 1983, which as good a year as any for that to happen. The next little while is spent learning to walk and talk, the usual stuff. My world changes when my little sister is born, and I wasn't too thrilled about it.
Playing with the neighbours is my life - I meet a french-speaking little boy who will become... | She smiled so often. I loved how she was always happy. Sometimes there were rough patches. It took a long time for me to walk. She tried her best to teach me. I just wished she would get over him. I moved to my grandpa's place. School here is is nice. Everybody is so different. I learned a lo of things. I have come to ... | |
[WP] Your life story, one sentence per year. | In the winter of 1980, my anxious mother gives birth to me, a baby girl. I am a shy and careful toddler who talks early and walks late. My mother is pregnant again. The day my brother is born, my grandmother takes me to the hospital to visit, but I refuse to enter because there is a clown in the lobby. One of my pre... | She smiled so often. I loved how she was always happy. Sometimes there were rough patches. It took a long time for me to walk. She tried her best to teach me. I just wished she would get over him. I moved to my grandpa's place. School here is is nice. Everybody is so different. I learned a lo of things. I have come to ... | |
[WP] Your life story, one sentence per year. | One, I've come from none
To a world of noise and light
Eleven, I pray for Heaven
On Sundays, dressed in white
Twenty-two, I fall for you
You laugh and leave me in the rain
Thirty-three, now you agree
It was wise that I tried and tried again
Forty-four, I look at her
Full of childish life and art
Fi... | She smiled so often. I loved how she was always happy. Sometimes there were rough patches. It took a long time for me to walk. She tried her best to teach me. I just wished she would get over him. I moved to my grandpa's place. School here is is nice. Everybody is so different. I learned a lo of things. I have come to ... | |
[WP] Your life story, one sentence per year. | I was born.
I walked.
I talked.
I counted.
I learned.
I played baseball.
I played basketball.
I made a friend.
I had to get surgery.
I lost one of my best friends.
I lost the rest of my friends when I started a new school.
I was too shy to make any new friends, but there was this one girl.
Hey, I got my fir... | She smiled so often. I loved how she was always happy. Sometimes there were rough patches. It took a long time for me to walk. She tried her best to teach me. I just wished she would get over him. I moved to my grandpa's place. School here is is nice. Everybody is so different. I learned a lo of things. I have come to ... | |
[WP] Your life story, one sentence per year. | She is small. She moves with more strength each passing year. Her voice is no longer only a tool for begging. She has a voice. A fresh creature, but stronger, still.
She had a voice. Trust is an illusion. This is pain. This is what Daddy issues are made of. This will all make sense one day. (That is a lie.)
The next... | They weren't expecting me, things got tense.
My brother came, he looked like an orangutan.
Mom took us to Alabama and we lived with my grandparents.
It took a while to get comfortable.
I wasn't very reasonable, I got kicked out of daycare.
My brother and I fought regularly.
Mom got remarried, he is nice.
We moved to a... | |
[WP] Your life story, one sentence per year. | I was born in 1983, which as good a year as any for that to happen. The next little while is spent learning to walk and talk, the usual stuff. My world changes when my little sister is born, and I wasn't too thrilled about it.
Playing with the neighbours is my life - I meet a french-speaking little boy who will become... | They weren't expecting me, things got tense.
My brother came, he looked like an orangutan.
Mom took us to Alabama and we lived with my grandparents.
It took a while to get comfortable.
I wasn't very reasonable, I got kicked out of daycare.
My brother and I fought regularly.
Mom got remarried, he is nice.
We moved to a... | |
[WP] Your life story, one sentence per year. | In the winter of 1980, my anxious mother gives birth to me, a baby girl. I am a shy and careful toddler who talks early and walks late. My mother is pregnant again. The day my brother is born, my grandmother takes me to the hospital to visit, but I refuse to enter because there is a clown in the lobby. One of my pre... | They weren't expecting me, things got tense.
My brother came, he looked like an orangutan.
Mom took us to Alabama and we lived with my grandparents.
It took a while to get comfortable.
I wasn't very reasonable, I got kicked out of daycare.
My brother and I fought regularly.
Mom got remarried, he is nice.
We moved to a... | |
[WP] Your life story, one sentence per year. | One, I've come from none
To a world of noise and light
Eleven, I pray for Heaven
On Sundays, dressed in white
Twenty-two, I fall for you
You laugh and leave me in the rain
Thirty-three, now you agree
It was wise that I tried and tried again
Forty-four, I look at her
Full of childish life and art
Fi... | They weren't expecting me, things got tense.
My brother came, he looked like an orangutan.
Mom took us to Alabama and we lived with my grandparents.
It took a while to get comfortable.
I wasn't very reasonable, I got kicked out of daycare.
My brother and I fought regularly.
Mom got remarried, he is nice.
We moved to a... | |
[WP] Your life story, one sentence per year. | She is small. She moves with more strength each passing year. Her voice is no longer only a tool for begging. She has a voice. A fresh creature, but stronger, still.
She had a voice. Trust is an illusion. This is pain. This is what Daddy issues are made of. This will all make sense one day. (That is a lie.)
The next... | 1 What am I?
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2 I want to communicate more effectively.
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3 I want to have fun.
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4 We are moving away.
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5 I feel nervous for the first time.
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6 I don't know why no one listens to me, I realize one day my life will end, and it frightens me to this day.
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7 I have many friends and school is boring.
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8 ... | |
[WP] Your life story, one sentence per year. | I was born in 1983, which as good a year as any for that to happen. The next little while is spent learning to walk and talk, the usual stuff. My world changes when my little sister is born, and I wasn't too thrilled about it.
Playing with the neighbours is my life - I meet a french-speaking little boy who will become... | 1 What am I?
-
2 I want to communicate more effectively.
-
3 I want to have fun.
-
4 We are moving away.
-
5 I feel nervous for the first time.
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6 I don't know why no one listens to me, I realize one day my life will end, and it frightens me to this day.
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7 I have many friends and school is boring.
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8 ... | |
[WP] Your life story, one sentence per year. | In the winter of 1980, my anxious mother gives birth to me, a baby girl. I am a shy and careful toddler who talks early and walks late. My mother is pregnant again. The day my brother is born, my grandmother takes me to the hospital to visit, but I refuse to enter because there is a clown in the lobby. One of my pre... | 1 What am I?
-
2 I want to communicate more effectively.
-
3 I want to have fun.
-
4 We are moving away.
-
5 I feel nervous for the first time.
-
6 I don't know why no one listens to me, I realize one day my life will end, and it frightens me to this day.
-
7 I have many friends and school is boring.
-
8 ... | |
[WP] Your life story, one sentence per year. | One, I've come from none
To a world of noise and light
Eleven, I pray for Heaven
On Sundays, dressed in white
Twenty-two, I fall for you
You laugh and leave me in the rain
Thirty-three, now you agree
It was wise that I tried and tried again
Forty-four, I look at her
Full of childish life and art
Fi... | 1 What am I?
-
2 I want to communicate more effectively.
-
3 I want to have fun.
-
4 We are moving away.
-
5 I feel nervous for the first time.
-
6 I don't know why no one listens to me, I realize one day my life will end, and it frightens me to this day.
-
7 I have many friends and school is boring.
-
8 ... | |
[WP] Your life story, one sentence per year. | I was born in 1983, which as good a year as any for that to happen. The next little while is spent learning to walk and talk, the usual stuff. My world changes when my little sister is born, and I wasn't too thrilled about it.
Playing with the neighbours is my life - I meet a french-speaking little boy who will become... | Life begins.
My imaginary friend keeps me occupied.
I can't stop coughing, I can't sleep.
I am told that I can't do sports or go outside like the other kids.
Mommy and daddy yell at each other a lot.
We move, daddy didn't come with us.
I have to learn a new language, why am I treated so differently?
Video Gam... | |
[WP] Your life story, one sentence per year. | I was born in 1983, which as good a year as any for that to happen. The next little while is spent learning to walk and talk, the usual stuff. My world changes when my little sister is born, and I wasn't too thrilled about it.
Playing with the neighbours is my life - I meet a french-speaking little boy who will become... | I smiled.
I laughed.
I crawled.
I walked.
I learned.
I tried.
I exceeded.
I ruled.
I exceeded.
I tried.
I learned.
I walked.
I crawled.
I laughed.
I smiled.
| |
[WP] Your life story, one sentence per year. | In the winter of 1980, my anxious mother gives birth to me, a baby girl. I am a shy and careful toddler who talks early and walks late. My mother is pregnant again. The day my brother is born, my grandmother takes me to the hospital to visit, but I refuse to enter because there is a clown in the lobby. One of my pre... | The birth of the third son would prove difficult during the hurricane.
As a baby, sickness engulfed his first year of life, struggling but strong the baby persevered.
Parents, struggling with a fifth mouth to feed, wander the lands for new shelter, buried by a severe winter, they knew it would only be temporary.
Sou... | |
[WP] Your life story, one sentence per year. | One, I've come from none
To a world of noise and light
Eleven, I pray for Heaven
On Sundays, dressed in white
Twenty-two, I fall for you
You laugh and leave me in the rain
Thirty-three, now you agree
It was wise that I tried and tried again
Forty-four, I look at her
Full of childish life and art
Fi... | The birth of the third son would prove difficult during the hurricane.
As a baby, sickness engulfed his first year of life, struggling but strong the baby persevered.
Parents, struggling with a fifth mouth to feed, wander the lands for new shelter, buried by a severe winter, they knew it would only be temporary.
Sou... | |
[WP] Your life story, one sentence per year. | In the winter of 1980, my anxious mother gives birth to me, a baby girl. I am a shy and careful toddler who talks early and walks late. My mother is pregnant again. The day my brother is born, my grandmother takes me to the hospital to visit, but I refuse to enter because there is a clown in the lobby. One of my pre... | I was born.
I turned five, don't remember much from before.
I didn't remember who he was, but I didn't like the man who played tickle with me.
Mom was crying, didn't stop crying when we visited the man in white.
I feel weird, but I want to go out to play.
The man I didn't like came to visit and I still don't ... | |
[WP] Your life story, one sentence per year. | One, I've come from none
To a world of noise and light
Eleven, I pray for Heaven
On Sundays, dressed in white
Twenty-two, I fall for you
You laugh and leave me in the rain
Thirty-three, now you agree
It was wise that I tried and tried again
Forty-four, I look at her
Full of childish life and art
Fi... | I was born.
I turned five, don't remember much from before.
I didn't remember who he was, but I didn't like the man who played tickle with me.
Mom was crying, didn't stop crying when we visited the man in white.
I feel weird, but I want to go out to play.
The man I didn't like came to visit and I still don't ... | |
[WP] Your life story, one sentence per year. | In the winter of 1980, my anxious mother gives birth to me, a baby girl. I am a shy and careful toddler who talks early and walks late. My mother is pregnant again. The day my brother is born, my grandmother takes me to the hospital to visit, but I refuse to enter because there is a clown in the lobby. One of my pre... | She is small. She moves with more strength each passing year. Her voice is no longer only a tool for begging. She has a voice. A fresh creature, but stronger, still.
She had a voice. Trust is an illusion. This is pain. This is what Daddy issues are made of. This will all make sense one day. (That is a lie.)
The next... | |
[WP] Your life story, one sentence per year. | One, I've come from none
To a world of noise and light
Eleven, I pray for Heaven
On Sundays, dressed in white
Twenty-two, I fall for you
You laugh and leave me in the rain
Thirty-three, now you agree
It was wise that I tried and tried again
Forty-four, I look at her
Full of childish life and art
Fi... | She is small. She moves with more strength each passing year. Her voice is no longer only a tool for begging. She has a voice. A fresh creature, but stronger, still.
She had a voice. Trust is an illusion. This is pain. This is what Daddy issues are made of. This will all make sense one day. (That is a lie.)
The next... | |
[WP] An NPC goes mad from the absurd and insane mods the player installs that no one else seems to notice. | Nathan has recently begun to question things. Things like, what defines a vehicle?
A weird thing to ask oneself, if it wasn't for the odd daily commute which consists of pianos, horses, upside down tanks and occasionally planes. No one else seems to mind, but it's not only the fact that horses seem to be making a come... | There once was a hero named Prisoner The Untitled, he once rode off from Helgen to the Lovers' Lab bed!
And there he would suck and thrust and grab, twist and turn and bite and gnaaab...
And there he met a follower named Tilda, she plowed his fields and made his life harder...
But then one day she went insane, for s... | |
[WP] An NPC goes mad from the absurd and insane mods the player installs that no one else seems to notice. | We finally got to the roof of the building only to see the last chopper fly away. Fucking zombie apocalypse. Definitely not a black tie affair. Not sure why Nick is in a leisure suit. Wait, I thought he was in a leisure suit, but apparently he's cosplaying Deadpool. Were we at some sort of convention? No, I remember hi... | There once was a hero named Prisoner The Untitled, he once rode off from Helgen to the Lovers' Lab bed!
And there he would suck and thrust and grab, twist and turn and bite and gnaaab...
And there he met a follower named Tilda, she plowed his fields and made his life harder...
But then one day she went insane, for s... | |
[WP] An NPC goes mad from the absurd and insane mods the player installs that no one else seems to notice. | "That does it, I've got to get to the bottom of this" Chris muttered to himself.
It was this enclave soldier's seventh day on the job, and he already felt like he was going mad. After the fourth day, every time he tried to converse with his partner Johnson, the only conversation topics that were be proposed involved s... | There once was a hero named Prisoner The Untitled, he once rode off from Helgen to the Lovers' Lab bed!
And there he would suck and thrust and grab, twist and turn and bite and gnaaab...
And there he met a follower named Tilda, she plowed his fields and made his life harder...
But then one day she went insane, for s... | |
[WP] An NPC goes mad from the absurd and insane mods the player installs that no one else seems to notice. | We finally got to the roof of the building only to see the last chopper fly away. Fucking zombie apocalypse. Definitely not a black tie affair. Not sure why Nick is in a leisure suit. Wait, I thought he was in a leisure suit, but apparently he's cosplaying Deadpool. Were we at some sort of convention? No, I remember hi... | The Doomsday fleet advanced a few more klicks toward the Terran Alliance. Their demise swift approaching. The mighty Terran Armada, over 200 space faring ships strong, was on the far side of the human's ever expanding empire. A strategy historians may one day call the great and fatal mistake of the Human race.
But A... | |
[WP] An NPC goes mad from the absurd and insane mods the player installs that no one else seems to notice. | "That does it, I've got to get to the bottom of this" Chris muttered to himself.
It was this enclave soldier's seventh day on the job, and he already felt like he was going mad. After the fourth day, every time he tried to converse with his partner Johnson, the only conversation topics that were be proposed involved s... | The Doomsday fleet advanced a few more klicks toward the Terran Alliance. Their demise swift approaching. The mighty Terran Armada, over 200 space faring ships strong, was on the far side of the human's ever expanding empire. A strategy historians may one day call the great and fatal mistake of the Human race.
But A... | |
[WP] An NPC goes mad from the absurd and insane mods the player installs that no one else seems to notice. | "That does it, I've got to get to the bottom of this" Chris muttered to himself.
It was this enclave soldier's seventh day on the job, and he already felt like he was going mad. After the fourth day, every time he tried to converse with his partner Johnson, the only conversation topics that were be proposed involved s... | We finally got to the roof of the building only to see the last chopper fly away. Fucking zombie apocalypse. Definitely not a black tie affair. Not sure why Nick is in a leisure suit. Wait, I thought he was in a leisure suit, but apparently he's cosplaying Deadpool. Were we at some sort of convention? No, I remember hi... | |
[WP] An NPC goes mad from the absurd and insane mods the player installs that no one else seems to notice. | “Bill? Bill. Bill did you just see that?”
Bill sighed and rubbed his forehead. Craig was seriously starting to get on his nerves today.
“See what, Craig?”
Craig wildly waved his hands in the direction of the PC.
“Dude! The PC has a sword made of light! It’s blue! And he flew in on a giant...dog...thing with a creep... | "I thought the dragons were bad enough, now there's a gentleman calling himself 'Spiderman' crafting 600 iron daggers every day and stealing all my goods when I turn my back to him. Lowly times these are...." | |
[WP] An NPC goes mad from the absurd and insane mods the player installs that no one else seems to notice. | "Tits?"
"Yeah, what in Oblivion is going on with all the giant tits?" asked Faendal.
"I didn't notice anything" responded Alvor, confused.
"Really? You didn't notice the fact that your wife suddenly has boobs bigger her head? Or the fact that her clothing is now some strange dominatrix type stuff? I mean, look arou... | "I thought the dragons were bad enough, now there's a gentleman calling himself 'Spiderman' crafting 600 iron daggers every day and stealing all my goods when I turn my back to him. Lowly times these are...." | |
[WP] An NPC goes mad from the absurd and insane mods the player installs that no one else seems to notice. | “Bill? Bill. Bill did you just see that?”
Bill sighed and rubbed his forehead. Craig was seriously starting to get on his nerves today.
“See what, Craig?”
Craig wildly waved his hands in the direction of the PC.
“Dude! The PC has a sword made of light! It’s blue! And he flew in on a giant...dog...thing with a creep... | This was no longer his world.
His isolation had been tempered only by the fact that the mindlessness of the world around him, the desire to destroy and build and live and prosper deafened the overwhelming loneliness.
No one could understand why he stood there staring at the patch of grass that looked so disturbingly ... | |
[WP] An NPC goes mad from the absurd and insane mods the player installs that no one else seems to notice. | "Tits?"
"Yeah, what in Oblivion is going on with all the giant tits?" asked Faendal.
"I didn't notice anything" responded Alvor, confused.
"Really? You didn't notice the fact that your wife suddenly has boobs bigger her head? Or the fact that her clothing is now some strange dominatrix type stuff? I mean, look arou... | This was no longer his world.
His isolation had been tempered only by the fact that the mindlessness of the world around him, the desire to destroy and build and live and prosper deafened the overwhelming loneliness.
No one could understand why he stood there staring at the patch of grass that looked so disturbingly ... | |
[WP] An NPC goes mad from the absurd and insane mods the player installs that no one else seems to notice. | "Tits?"
"Yeah, what in Oblivion is going on with all the giant tits?" asked Faendal.
"I didn't notice anything" responded Alvor, confused.
"Really? You didn't notice the fact that your wife suddenly has boobs bigger her head? Or the fact that her clothing is now some strange dominatrix type stuff? I mean, look arou... | "Steady..Steady..Gotcha.."
A loud blast from his .50 cal rang in his ears as he placed a perfect headshot against the player, a long awaited kill he had been gunning for, after the last 21 respawns since the level had started. He drooped his gun, carefully eyeing the player, waiting to see his corpse drop to the floo... | |
[WP] An NPC goes mad from the absurd and insane mods the player installs that no one else seems to notice. | Outside the hut of Groblob the Unshakeable, in the town of Riversend, in the country of Laravel, on the continent of the evergreen goddess, sat Groblob
And Groblob was losing his mind.
Grob, as he preferred to be called by his ~~friends~~ enemies, was sat on his favourite thinking stump contemplating the Ferrari 458... | "Steady..Steady..Gotcha.."
A loud blast from his .50 cal rang in his ears as he placed a perfect headshot against the player, a long awaited kill he had been gunning for, after the last 21 respawns since the level had started. He drooped his gun, carefully eyeing the player, waiting to see his corpse drop to the floo... | |
[WP] An NPC goes mad from the absurd and insane mods the player installs that no one else seems to notice. | The guard was standing at his post.
Everyday, he stood at that same spot, talking to adventurers asking them why they wish to pass.
This guard was like them too, an adventurer, but since he got married, he was forced to take a less eventful and more boring job.
Today was different, there had been recent sightings... | "Steady..Steady..Gotcha.."
A loud blast from his .50 cal rang in his ears as he placed a perfect headshot against the player, a long awaited kill he had been gunning for, after the last 21 respawns since the level had started. He drooped his gun, carefully eyeing the player, waiting to see his corpse drop to the floo... | |
[WP] An NPC goes mad from the absurd and insane mods the player installs that no one else seems to notice. | "Tits?"
"Yeah, what in Oblivion is going on with all the giant tits?" asked Faendal.
"I didn't notice anything" responded Alvor, confused.
"Really? You didn't notice the fact that your wife suddenly has boobs bigger her head? Or the fact that her clothing is now some strange dominatrix type stuff? I mean, look arou... | “Bill? Bill. Bill did you just see that?”
Bill sighed and rubbed his forehead. Craig was seriously starting to get on his nerves today.
“See what, Craig?”
Craig wildly waved his hands in the direction of the PC.
“Dude! The PC has a sword made of light! It’s blue! And he flew in on a giant...dog...thing with a creep... | |
[WP] An NPC goes mad from the absurd and insane mods the player installs that no one else seems to notice. | The guard was standing at his post.
Everyday, he stood at that same spot, talking to adventurers asking them why they wish to pass.
This guard was like them too, an adventurer, but since he got married, he was forced to take a less eventful and more boring job.
Today was different, there had been recent sightings... | Outside the hut of Groblob the Unshakeable, in the town of Riversend, in the country of Laravel, on the continent of the evergreen goddess, sat Groblob
And Groblob was losing his mind.
Grob, as he preferred to be called by his ~~friends~~ enemies, was sat on his favourite thinking stump contemplating the Ferrari 458... | |
[WP] While cleaning your basement, you accidentally free the worlds smallest genie. You do not hear him tell you he will grant your three next wishes. | "Stupid little lamp! Where did you even come from?"
I threw it back across the musty basement towards the questionably stable wooden stairs. Even more trash bags would be necessary of they ever collapsed. They would have to be tended to, but first this collection of junk before me. The way things were precariously sta... | I turned the radio to my favourite 90s hip hop station for a good old singalong.
Minutes later I was 9 foot tall, talking on the phone to a girl I had never met before but sounded attractive and had the sudden urge to play basketball. | |
[WP] While cleaning your basement, you accidentally free the worlds smallest genie. You do not hear him tell you he will grant your three next wishes. | "Hey, did you call me up here? I've almost cleaned the basement" I said, "Just like you asked."
"Finally." she replied, her face sourer than a lemon.
"God, is nothing I say ever good enough for you?" I asked "Sometimes I wish I had never married you."
Everything froze for a minute. A whirring noise assaulted my e... | I turned the radio to my favourite 90s hip hop station for a good old singalong.
Minutes later I was 9 foot tall, talking on the phone to a girl I had never met before but sounded attractive and had the sudden urge to play basketball. | |
[WP] While cleaning your basement, you accidentally free the worlds smallest genie. You do not hear him tell you he will grant your three next wishes. | "Stupid little lamp! Where did you even come from?"
I threw it back across the musty basement towards the questionably stable wooden stairs. Even more trash bags would be necessary of they ever collapsed. They would have to be tended to, but first this collection of junk before me. The way things were precariously sta... | I wiped the sweat from my brow as the cleaning of the basement waged on. I was not happy about doing it. Apparently in the ensuing chaos of sorting through moldy boxes of decade old Christmas decorations oh and not to mention grade school achievements like best in show in tell and whatever was supposed to be a horse or... | |
[WP] While cleaning your basement, you accidentally free the worlds smallest genie. You do not hear him tell you he will grant your three next wishes. | "Hey, did you call me up here? I've almost cleaned the basement" I said, "Just like you asked."
"Finally." she replied, her face sourer than a lemon.
"God, is nothing I say ever good enough for you?" I asked "Sometimes I wish I had never married you."
Everything froze for a minute. A whirring noise assaulted my e... | I wiped the sweat from my brow as the cleaning of the basement waged on. I was not happy about doing it. Apparently in the ensuing chaos of sorting through moldy boxes of decade old Christmas decorations oh and not to mention grade school achievements like best in show in tell and whatever was supposed to be a horse or... | |
[WP] While cleaning your basement, you accidentally free the worlds smallest genie. You do not hear him tell you he will grant your three next wishes. | "Stupid little lamp! Where did you even come from?"
I threw it back across the musty basement towards the questionably stable wooden stairs. Even more trash bags would be necessary of they ever collapsed. They would have to be tended to, but first this collection of junk before me. The way things were precariously sta... | As a genie of the tiny variety, I don't get the credit my larger bethren are afforded. I've only been freed a handful of times and of those times, the wishers haven't even realized what was going on. They call my kind, Coincidence Genies, because that's what our work generally gets played off as, a coincidence.
So h... | |
[WP] While cleaning your basement, you accidentally free the worlds smallest genie. You do not hear him tell you he will grant your three next wishes. | "Hey, did you call me up here? I've almost cleaned the basement" I said, "Just like you asked."
"Finally." she replied, her face sourer than a lemon.
"God, is nothing I say ever good enough for you?" I asked "Sometimes I wish I had never married you."
Everything froze for a minute. A whirring noise assaulted my e... | As a genie of the tiny variety, I don't get the credit my larger bethren are afforded. I've only been freed a handful of times and of those times, the wishers haven't even realized what was going on. They call my kind, Coincidence Genies, because that's what our work generally gets played off as, a coincidence.
So h... | |
[WP] While cleaning your basement, you accidentally free the worlds smallest genie. You do not hear him tell you he will grant your three next wishes. | "Stupid little lamp! Where did you even come from?"
I threw it back across the musty basement towards the questionably stable wooden stairs. Even more trash bags would be necessary of they ever collapsed. They would have to be tended to, but first this collection of junk before me. The way things were precariously sta... | Journal Entry
8/12/2015 3:00PM
So early this morning I was getting ready to get Jade, but when I was almost ready to leave, I checked my messages to find out that she was doing her hair. That single text granted me a couple hours of boredom and time to try to feel productive, but fail at miserably. Before trying to re... | |
[WP] While cleaning your basement, you accidentally free the worlds smallest genie. You do not hear him tell you he will grant your three next wishes. | "Hey, did you call me up here? I've almost cleaned the basement" I said, "Just like you asked."
"Finally." she replied, her face sourer than a lemon.
"God, is nothing I say ever good enough for you?" I asked "Sometimes I wish I had never married you."
Everything froze for a minute. A whirring noise assaulted my e... | Journal Entry
8/12/2015 3:00PM
So early this morning I was getting ready to get Jade, but when I was almost ready to leave, I checked my messages to find out that she was doing her hair. That single text granted me a couple hours of boredom and time to try to feel productive, but fail at miserably. Before trying to re... | |
[WP] While cleaning your basement, you accidentally free the worlds smallest genie. You do not hear him tell you he will grant your three next wishes. | "Stupid little lamp! Where did you even come from?"
I threw it back across the musty basement towards the questionably stable wooden stairs. Even more trash bags would be necessary of they ever collapsed. They would have to be tended to, but first this collection of junk before me. The way things were precariously sta... | I was trying to carry too many things at once when gravity struck. The top box fell to the ground, burst open, and about fifty little toys and knick knacks flew all over the basement floor.
"Fuhhck mee..." I cried.
I got down on the floor and started picking up the junk.
"Fuck this shit." I groaned.
That's when I... | |
[WP] While cleaning your basement, you accidentally free the worlds smallest genie. You do not hear him tell you he will grant your three next wishes. | "Hey, did you call me up here? I've almost cleaned the basement" I said, "Just like you asked."
"Finally." she replied, her face sourer than a lemon.
"God, is nothing I say ever good enough for you?" I asked "Sometimes I wish I had never married you."
Everything froze for a minute. A whirring noise assaulted my e... | I was trying to carry too many things at once when gravity struck. The top box fell to the ground, burst open, and about fifty little toys and knick knacks flew all over the basement floor.
"Fuhhck mee..." I cried.
I got down on the floor and started picking up the junk.
"Fuck this shit." I groaned.
That's when I... | |
[WP] While cleaning your basement, you accidentally free the worlds smallest genie. You do not hear him tell you he will grant your three next wishes. | "Stupid little lamp! Where did you even come from?"
I threw it back across the musty basement towards the questionably stable wooden stairs. Even more trash bags would be necessary of they ever collapsed. They would have to be tended to, but first this collection of junk before me. The way things were precariously sta... | It was a dark gloomy night at the Johnson household. Young billy, having already had quite a miserable day, had been assigned to clean the basement, a chore he always neglected due to his paralyzing fear of it. After a long and brutal argument with his mother, he finally caved and cautiously sauntered down the rickety ... | |
[WP] While cleaning your basement, you accidentally free the worlds smallest genie. You do not hear him tell you he will grant your three next wishes. | "Hey, did you call me up here? I've almost cleaned the basement" I said, "Just like you asked."
"Finally." she replied, her face sourer than a lemon.
"God, is nothing I say ever good enough for you?" I asked "Sometimes I wish I had never married you."
Everything froze for a minute. A whirring noise assaulted my e... | It was a dark gloomy night at the Johnson household. Young billy, having already had quite a miserable day, had been assigned to clean the basement, a chore he always neglected due to his paralyzing fear of it. After a long and brutal argument with his mother, he finally caved and cautiously sauntered down the rickety ... | |
[WP] While cleaning your basement, you accidentally free the worlds smallest genie. You do not hear him tell you he will grant your three next wishes. | "Stupid little lamp! Where did you even come from?"
I threw it back across the musty basement towards the questionably stable wooden stairs. Even more trash bags would be necessary of they ever collapsed. They would have to be tended to, but first this collection of junk before me. The way things were precariously sta... | It started out as a normal day. I was spending my free time surfing reddit and watching youtube only to be interrupted by my father.
“Your clothes are everywhere! Pick them up and put them in the wash.” He said in a firm voice.
“Okay, give me five minutes.” I replied.
“Now! I know what five minutes means to you.” He... | |
[WP] While cleaning your basement, you accidentally free the worlds smallest genie. You do not hear him tell you he will grant your three next wishes. | "Hey, did you call me up here? I've almost cleaned the basement" I said, "Just like you asked."
"Finally." she replied, her face sourer than a lemon.
"God, is nothing I say ever good enough for you?" I asked "Sometimes I wish I had never married you."
Everything froze for a minute. A whirring noise assaulted my e... | It started out as a normal day. I was spending my free time surfing reddit and watching youtube only to be interrupted by my father.
“Your clothes are everywhere! Pick them up and put them in the wash.” He said in a firm voice.
“Okay, give me five minutes.” I replied.
“Now! I know what five minutes means to you.” He... | |
[WP] While cleaning your basement, you accidentally free the worlds smallest genie. You do not hear him tell you he will grant your three next wishes. | "I wish this horrible weekend was over." Terry mumbled to himself as he continued cleaning his basement - A rigorous chore he had been putting off for far too long. His pants began to vibrate as his phone rang. It was work. Great.
"Hello?" Terry asked.
"Terry, it's 2 in the afternoon, where the heck are you" His bosse... | "Aaaa-choo!"
The dust swirled around the dimly lit basement as I caught the sneeze in the crook of my arm. The dust was swirling around like a plastic bag on an autumn day. I reached into a box, sifting through trash to see if there was anything salvageable or usable.
"Damn, I wish it wasn't so dusty in here."
I s... | |
[WP] While cleaning your basement, you accidentally free the worlds smallest genie. You do not hear him tell you he will grant your three next wishes. | "Hey, did you call me up here? I've almost cleaned the basement" I said, "Just like you asked."
"Finally." she replied, her face sourer than a lemon.
"God, is nothing I say ever good enough for you?" I asked "Sometimes I wish I had never married you."
Everything froze for a minute. A whirring noise assaulted my e... | "Aaaa-choo!"
The dust swirled around the dimly lit basement as I caught the sneeze in the crook of my arm. The dust was swirling around like a plastic bag on an autumn day. I reached into a box, sifting through trash to see if there was anything salvageable or usable.
"Damn, I wish it wasn't so dusty in here."
I s... | |
[WP] While cleaning your basement, you accidentally free the worlds smallest genie. You do not hear him tell you he will grant your three next wishes. | "I wish that I could clean this basement faster."
It happened almost instantly. Objects arranging themselves into neat piles and on the shelves, water just moving around the floor to clear the dust off and hell, even the dead rat's corpse just stood up and walked out leaving me dumbfounded.
"What the hell? I sure wis... | "Aaaa-choo!"
The dust swirled around the dimly lit basement as I caught the sneeze in the crook of my arm. The dust was swirling around like a plastic bag on an autumn day. I reached into a box, sifting through trash to see if there was anything salvageable or usable.
"Damn, I wish it wasn't so dusty in here."
I s... | |
[WP] While cleaning your basement, you accidentally free the worlds smallest genie. You do not hear him tell you he will grant your three next wishes. | "Your not going anywhere till you clean that basement Kevin!"
I was livid, the basement was a wreck and now I had to clean it. It had to be a good 10 years worth of junk and dust down there and god knows what kind of insects.
My worthless father had been dumping stuff down there for years, spending money our family ... | "Aaaa-choo!"
The dust swirled around the dimly lit basement as I caught the sneeze in the crook of my arm. The dust was swirling around like a plastic bag on an autumn day. I reached into a box, sifting through trash to see if there was anything salvageable or usable.
"Damn, I wish it wasn't so dusty in here."
I s... | |
[WP] While cleaning your basement, you accidentally free the worlds smallest genie. You do not hear him tell you he will grant your three next wishes. | I have terrible taste in music - I mean terrible.
Well, to be fair, I don't actually *like* most of the songs I find myself obsessively singing, they just get stuck in my head and I find myself unconsciously singing them for weeks on end. Half the time I'm not even aware I'm doing it unless someone says something t... | "Aaaa-choo!"
The dust swirled around the dimly lit basement as I caught the sneeze in the crook of my arm. The dust was swirling around like a plastic bag on an autumn day. I reached into a box, sifting through trash to see if there was anything salvageable or usable.
"Damn, I wish it wasn't so dusty in here."
I s... | |
[WP] While cleaning your basement, you accidentally free the worlds smallest genie. You do not hear him tell you he will grant your three next wishes. | Exhausted from a double-shift at your local Greasy Spoon & Bar, I flick on the TV. My son, 5, is up and bawling for attention despite the late hour, and his mother is too busy running lines of coke off the tits of her friends at the club to be bothered to be home. *I wish she'd never met those freaks,* I think to m... | "Aaaa-choo!"
The dust swirled around the dimly lit basement as I caught the sneeze in the crook of my arm. The dust was swirling around like a plastic bag on an autumn day. I reached into a box, sifting through trash to see if there was anything salvageable or usable.
"Damn, I wish it wasn't so dusty in here."
I s... | |
[WP] While cleaning your basement, you accidentally free the worlds smallest genie. You do not hear him tell you he will grant your three next wishes. | "I wish this horrible weekend was over." Terry mumbled to himself as he continued cleaning his basement - A rigorous chore he had been putting off for far too long. His pants began to vibrate as his phone rang. It was work. Great.
"Hello?" Terry asked.
"Terry, it's 2 in the afternoon, where the heck are you" His bosse... | The light coming through the curtains gently brushed the night from the pile of clothes on top of the chair, from the books on my nightstand, from my husband’s hair still resting on his pillow. A distant rattle became more and more present, and finally as I reached out, Pepper jumped to the bed to say good morning.
... | |
[WP] While cleaning your basement, you accidentally free the worlds smallest genie. You do not hear him tell you he will grant your three next wishes. | "Hey, did you call me up here? I've almost cleaned the basement" I said, "Just like you asked."
"Finally." she replied, her face sourer than a lemon.
"God, is nothing I say ever good enough for you?" I asked "Sometimes I wish I had never married you."
Everything froze for a minute. A whirring noise assaulted my e... | The light coming through the curtains gently brushed the night from the pile of clothes on top of the chair, from the books on my nightstand, from my husband’s hair still resting on his pillow. A distant rattle became more and more present, and finally as I reached out, Pepper jumped to the bed to say good morning.
... | |
[WP] While cleaning your basement, you accidentally free the worlds smallest genie. You do not hear him tell you he will grant your three next wishes. | "Hey, did you call me up here? I've almost cleaned the basement" I said, "Just like you asked."
"Finally." she replied, her face sourer than a lemon.
"God, is nothing I say ever good enough for you?" I asked "Sometimes I wish I had never married you."
Everything froze for a minute. A whirring noise assaulted my e... | "Stupid little lamp! Where did you even come from?"
I threw it back across the musty basement towards the questionably stable wooden stairs. Even more trash bags would be necessary of they ever collapsed. They would have to be tended to, but first this collection of junk before me. The way things were precariously sta... | |
[WP] While cleaning your basement, you accidentally free the worlds smallest genie. You do not hear him tell you he will grant your three next wishes. | "I wish that I could clean this basement faster."
It happened almost instantly. Objects arranging themselves into neat piles and on the shelves, water just moving around the floor to clear the dust off and hell, even the dead rat's corpse just stood up and walked out leaving me dumbfounded.
"What the hell? I sure wis... | \- "Honey, after cleaning the basement, can you take out the trash? I'm making dinner!"
\- "Sure, mom!" *Whispering* "Fuck me, can this pile of shit be a bit bigger and heavier? Fucking cleaning day... Hope she chokes with those nuggets!"
*Whishes granted!*
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[WP] While cleaning your basement, you accidentally free the worlds smallest genie. You do not hear him tell you he will grant your three next wishes. | "Your not going anywhere till you clean that basement Kevin!"
I was livid, the basement was a wreck and now I had to clean it. It had to be a good 10 years worth of junk and dust down there and god knows what kind of insects.
My worthless father had been dumping stuff down there for years, spending money our family ... | \- "Honey, after cleaning the basement, can you take out the trash? I'm making dinner!"
\- "Sure, mom!" *Whispering* "Fuck me, can this pile of shit be a bit bigger and heavier? Fucking cleaning day... Hope she chokes with those nuggets!"
*Whishes granted!*
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[WP] While cleaning your basement, you accidentally free the worlds smallest genie. You do not hear him tell you he will grant your three next wishes. | I have terrible taste in music - I mean terrible.
Well, to be fair, I don't actually *like* most of the songs I find myself obsessively singing, they just get stuck in my head and I find myself unconsciously singing them for weeks on end. Half the time I'm not even aware I'm doing it unless someone says something t... | \- "Honey, after cleaning the basement, can you take out the trash? I'm making dinner!"
\- "Sure, mom!" *Whispering* "Fuck me, can this pile of shit be a bit bigger and heavier? Fucking cleaning day... Hope she chokes with those nuggets!"
*Whishes granted!*
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[WP] While cleaning your basement, you accidentally free the worlds smallest genie. You do not hear him tell you he will grant your three next wishes. | Exhausted from a double-shift at your local Greasy Spoon & Bar, I flick on the TV. My son, 5, is up and bawling for attention despite the late hour, and his mother is too busy running lines of coke off the tits of her friends at the club to be bothered to be home. *I wish she'd never met those freaks,* I think to m... | \- "Honey, after cleaning the basement, can you take out the trash? I'm making dinner!"
\- "Sure, mom!" *Whispering* "Fuck me, can this pile of shit be a bit bigger and heavier? Fucking cleaning day... Hope she chokes with those nuggets!"
*Whishes granted!*
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[WP] While cleaning your basement, you accidentally free the worlds smallest genie. You do not hear him tell you he will grant your three next wishes. | "I wish that I could clean this basement faster."
It happened almost instantly. Objects arranging themselves into neat piles and on the shelves, water just moving around the floor to clear the dust off and hell, even the dead rat's corpse just stood up and walked out leaving me dumbfounded.
"What the hell? I sure wis... | My foot was throbbing. I can't believe how heavy that small box was, deceptively heavy for it's size. Well there's no time to think about it now, I have to get going to pick up my friends and get down to the campsite. It's getting late and I don't have time for Sherlock shit right now now.
I pick up the camping light,... | |
[WP] While cleaning your basement, you accidentally free the worlds smallest genie. You do not hear him tell you he will grant your three next wishes. | "Your not going anywhere till you clean that basement Kevin!"
I was livid, the basement was a wreck and now I had to clean it. It had to be a good 10 years worth of junk and dust down there and god knows what kind of insects.
My worthless father had been dumping stuff down there for years, spending money our family ... | My foot was throbbing. I can't believe how heavy that small box was, deceptively heavy for it's size. Well there's no time to think about it now, I have to get going to pick up my friends and get down to the campsite. It's getting late and I don't have time for Sherlock shit right now now.
I pick up the camping light,... | |
[WP] While cleaning your basement, you accidentally free the worlds smallest genie. You do not hear him tell you he will grant your three next wishes. | I have terrible taste in music - I mean terrible.
Well, to be fair, I don't actually *like* most of the songs I find myself obsessively singing, they just get stuck in my head and I find myself unconsciously singing them for weeks on end. Half the time I'm not even aware I'm doing it unless someone says something t... | My foot was throbbing. I can't believe how heavy that small box was, deceptively heavy for it's size. Well there's no time to think about it now, I have to get going to pick up my friends and get down to the campsite. It's getting late and I don't have time for Sherlock shit right now now.
I pick up the camping light,... | |
[WP] While cleaning your basement, you accidentally free the worlds smallest genie. You do not hear him tell you he will grant your three next wishes. | Exhausted from a double-shift at your local Greasy Spoon & Bar, I flick on the TV. My son, 5, is up and bawling for attention despite the late hour, and his mother is too busy running lines of coke off the tits of her friends at the club to be bothered to be home. *I wish she'd never met those freaks,* I think to m... | My foot was throbbing. I can't believe how heavy that small box was, deceptively heavy for it's size. Well there's no time to think about it now, I have to get going to pick up my friends and get down to the campsite. It's getting late and I don't have time for Sherlock shit right now now.
I pick up the camping light,... | |
[WP] While cleaning your basement, you accidentally free the worlds smallest genie. You do not hear him tell you he will grant your three next wishes. | I have terrible taste in music - I mean terrible.
Well, to be fair, I don't actually *like* most of the songs I find myself obsessively singing, they just get stuck in my head and I find myself unconsciously singing them for weeks on end. Half the time I'm not even aware I'm doing it unless someone says something t... | > Fuck I wish this day was over
Arriving at the Pearly Gates wasn't one of my finest moments.
The overwhelming rush of *knowing all* was... something else, that's for sure, but with that came the realisation that everyone else was on the same level.
They knew what I did, even if I didn't at the time.
I could han... | |
[WP] While cleaning your basement, you accidentally free the worlds smallest genie. You do not hear him tell you he will grant your three next wishes. | Exhausted from a double-shift at your local Greasy Spoon & Bar, I flick on the TV. My son, 5, is up and bawling for attention despite the late hour, and his mother is too busy running lines of coke off the tits of her friends at the club to be bothered to be home. *I wish she'd never met those freaks,* I think to m... | > Fuck I wish this day was over
Arriving at the Pearly Gates wasn't one of my finest moments.
The overwhelming rush of *knowing all* was... something else, that's for sure, but with that came the realisation that everyone else was on the same level.
They knew what I did, even if I didn't at the time.
I could han... | |
[WP] While cleaning your basement, you accidentally free the worlds smallest genie. You do not hear him tell you he will grant your three next wishes. | "I wish this day would end faster." There was nobody to hear my plea, but I talk to myself when I'm alone. "Who doesn't?"
As I noticed that my watch and the clock on the wall weren't in sync, I smelled smoke. "I wish I hadn't burnt my dinner." There I go talking to myself again. When I opened the oven smoke... | > Fuck I wish this day was over
Arriving at the Pearly Gates wasn't one of my finest moments.
The overwhelming rush of *knowing all* was... something else, that's for sure, but with that came the realisation that everyone else was on the same level.
They knew what I did, even if I didn't at the time.
I could han... | |
[WP] While cleaning your basement, you accidentally free the worlds smallest genie. You do not hear him tell you he will grant your three next wishes. | Exhausted from a double-shift at your local Greasy Spoon & Bar, I flick on the TV. My son, 5, is up and bawling for attention despite the late hour, and his mother is too busy running lines of coke off the tits of her friends at the club to be bothered to be home. *I wish she'd never met those freaks,* I think to m... | "I wish that I could clean this basement faster."
It happened almost instantly. Objects arranging themselves into neat piles and on the shelves, water just moving around the floor to clear the dust off and hell, even the dead rat's corpse just stood up and walked out leaving me dumbfounded.
"What the hell? I sure wis... | |
[WP] While cleaning your basement, you accidentally free the worlds smallest genie. You do not hear him tell you he will grant your three next wishes. | Exhausted from a double-shift at your local Greasy Spoon & Bar, I flick on the TV. My son, 5, is up and bawling for attention despite the late hour, and his mother is too busy running lines of coke off the tits of her friends at the club to be bothered to be home. *I wish she'd never met those freaks,* I think to m... | I have terrible taste in music - I mean terrible.
Well, to be fair, I don't actually *like* most of the songs I find myself obsessively singing, they just get stuck in my head and I find myself unconsciously singing them for weeks on end. Half the time I'm not even aware I'm doing it unless someone says something t... | |
[WP] While cleaning your basement, you accidentally free the worlds smallest genie. You do not hear him tell you he will grant your three next wishes. | Exhausted from a double-shift at your local Greasy Spoon & Bar, I flick on the TV. My son, 5, is up and bawling for attention despite the late hour, and his mother is too busy running lines of coke off the tits of her friends at the club to be bothered to be home. *I wish she'd never met those freaks,* I think to m... | Fucking hell, thought Dan, as he took in the enormity of the task before him. It would take him all day to tidy this place up. For a moment he was tempted to leave it as it is, but Grace knows him all too well. She comes back from her trip tomorrow, and expects the basement to be clean – or no sex.
Dan reluctantly de... | |
[WP] While cleaning your basement, you accidentally free the worlds smallest genie. You do not hear him tell you he will grant your three next wishes. | "I wish this day would end faster." There was nobody to hear my plea, but I talk to myself when I'm alone. "Who doesn't?"
As I noticed that my watch and the clock on the wall weren't in sync, I smelled smoke. "I wish I hadn't burnt my dinner." There I go talking to myself again. When I opened the oven smoke... | Fucking hell, thought Dan, as he took in the enormity of the task before him. It would take him all day to tidy this place up. For a moment he was tempted to leave it as it is, but Grace knows him all too well. She comes back from her trip tomorrow, and expects the basement to be clean – or no sex.
Dan reluctantly de... | |
[WP] While cleaning your basement, you accidentally free the worlds smallest genie. You do not hear him tell you he will grant your three next wishes. | [[ Late edit to include prologue]]
There is something to be said about basement cleaning, though Dave wasn't quite sure what that thing was. Perhaps one day he'd figure it out, but today he was cleaning the basement for a single reason in particular. That reason, of course, was definitely not to find a genie. Therefor... | Wishes I grant, you can have three,
By rubbing that VHS you summoned me.
Hey, can't you hear me? Please respond,
Just remember that your word is your bond.
.
The man was busy, he didn't notice,
The tiny genie that was out of his focus.
Upstairs he went, smiled as he hugged his wife,
Frowning as he saw all the b... | |
For clarification: any villain, either OC or from an EU, goes | [WP] Misguided or not, every villain has their own motives, their own personality. Write a story about the therapist who works with them. | It had been near a week of me sitting in the same room as my patient, trying to coax him to say anything. He never did. He just sat there in angered silence, occasionally letting out a small cackle. They had tied him to the bed, afraid he might attack me. They had every reason to be afraid. The last therapist was still... | People in my profession don't usually last long. It's so confusing having to talk to these types. On the one hand they're terrible people who have ruined lives. On the other they're still people. A lot of them have convinced themselves that they're doing the right thing. Sometimes it's hard to argue.
These guys come f... |
[WP] Walk me through a soldier's last day alive. | The shit and water mixed in his trousers as he sat under the openly flowing well pump; a cigarette burned idly between his fingers as his brain struggled to rationalize the events of the day. Mort was only two weeks into his first combat deployment, yet he had already seen the limits of human endurance contrasted again... | Tired. Very tired. No one talks about how tired it feels. The stench of death decay can surround a person, the gruesome aftermath of a horrific battle, the psychological torment that wroughts a man's psyche.
And all he wanted to do was sleep. He wanted to collapse and fall down and join the bodies strewn about him. Fr... | |
[WP] Walk me through a soldier's last day alive. | The shit and water mixed in his trousers as he sat under the openly flowing well pump; a cigarette burned idly between his fingers as his brain struggled to rationalize the events of the day. Mort was only two weeks into his first combat deployment, yet he had already seen the limits of human endurance contrasted again... | As he left the helicopter and stepped onto the muddy ground, he couldn't help but feel all alone. He didn't want to be here. He had thought that his numbers wouldn't be called. While he'd worried about it ever since graduation day, he thought he'd be safe. But he wasn't, and now here he was in some foreign country, fig... | |
[WP] Your home is two stories. Over time you notice a dark stain growing on the downstairs ceiling and call in help. What was found in the space between floors? | I noticed it while cleaning the living room. A small black stain about the size of a tennis ball, jagged at the border. It's no coincidence the bathroom is a floor up. I'll have to check it tomorrow for any leaks.
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Found the leak at the corner of the ba... | A few days ago, we noticed it. It was a Thursday evening, a typically cool Autumn night.
“Seth?”
“Hm?”
“There’s a stain.”
“Oh?” I wandered over to where she was standing, a small frown on her face. It was dark, tinting the surface like some thick dust had settled over that small patch of ceiling. Round, about t... | |
[WP] The moon landing wasn't faked. In fact, the landing was a great success. What we faked was the return. | (NOTE: Kind of long... sorry about it... )
"What do you mean, 'No'?" Neil murmured.
"What was that, Neil?" Buzz asked. He was watching the earth from just outside our lunar module.
"Turn off your mic, Buzz."
"What's wrong?"
"Turn it off."
"Alright, fine, Neil." There was a click in Neil's ear, a moment of static,... | "One small step for man. One giant leap for mankind.''And these were the last word Armstrong mumbled before we cut off all communications. We failed as a country to gather the funds for this project and to return those brave men that ventured into the unknown. They risked it. They took that step for man and that leap f... | |
I noticed that there are not much opportunities for world building authors here, and I'd love to see what kind of worlds are out there. | [WP] Magically we are transported into a world you've been building. Give me a tour. | **The Interview**
"Alright, let's go." said the mustached man with a British accent, putting on his hat and clutching his notepad.
"It's through here."
Nervously I opened the door in the attic wall. A breath of wind came through and we entered.
"Hm." He grunted.
We were in the middle of a prairie. The sun shone ... | "It's all so...grey..."
I look up from my notepad. "As far as the eye can see, yes. I haven't figured out anything better than 'Grey Plains.'"
He walks forward and plucks some of the long grass. "Is this edible?"
"Of course. Not by any sentient race, but species that live here subsist on this grass."
"Things can li... |
I noticed that there are not much opportunities for world building authors here, and I'd love to see what kind of worlds are out there. | [WP] Magically we are transported into a world you've been building. Give me a tour. | **The Interview**
"Alright, let's go." said the mustached man with a British accent, putting on his hat and clutching his notepad.
"It's through here."
Nervously I opened the door in the attic wall. A breath of wind came through and we entered.
"Hm." He grunted.
We were in the middle of a prairie. The sun shone ... | Well, welcome to the Combine, part of a multiverse of many different kinds and orders of realities.
Yeah, I guess you can say that's something of a secret, I guess. Honestly, after two Intrusion Wars brought by another 'verse to this amalgamated 'verse, I don't see what's so big a secret about the fact that our Comb... |
I noticed that there are not much opportunities for world building authors here, and I'd love to see what kind of worlds are out there. | [WP] Magically we are transported into a world you've been building. Give me a tour. | "It's dark."
"Of course it's dark. Open your eyes!"
"... still dark."
"That's because there's no sun. But try looking upwards."
"Wow! So many stars!"
"Yeah, makes you think, uh?"
"It's like there are thousands... millions!"
"They were always there, you know. You just couldn't see them because of all the clouds, ... | "Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the first annual World Creation Contest. Each year four creations will selected from Microsoft's World Creation Simulator and the people will vote for one to be actually made into a world. For now we have small scale test worlds. My name is Franklin McKay and I will be your tour guide f... |
[WP] There is a time traveler who visits every historical figure twice: on their 10th birthday and their deathbed. On the first visit, they will be told all the will accomplish in life. The second visit will tell how their legacy is remembered. | The man shook the tablets in his hand, contemplating if there was another way. He knew the war was over, the Russians were coming, and he would never retreat. The only option was the cyanide.
Suddenly an old man casually walked into the room. The defeated man raised his pistol, and stared.
"I wouldn't do that Adolf," ... | I knew that history could be changed for the better. I've spent countless years studying the greatest and the worst minds of history. How Ive asked myself how do I cut a clear path for a better tomorrow? That was my goal. Oh Eliza...I couldn't save you but with my machine I could save the world. That led me to July 6, ... | |
[WP] There is a time traveler who visits every historical figure twice: on their 10th birthday and their deathbed. On the first visit, they will be told all the will accomplish in life. The second visit will tell how their legacy is remembered. | I'd watched him all day, out shopping with his mother and father in one of those sleepy little towns that seem fixed in history. Neat little colorful rows of 17th-century trading houses and customs houses, staffed by neat little customs officials counting and recounting. All that joyful bureaucracy. But today it was... | I knew that history could be changed for the better. I've spent countless years studying the greatest and the worst minds of history. How Ive asked myself how do I cut a clear path for a better tomorrow? That was my goal. Oh Eliza...I couldn't save you but with my machine I could save the world. That led me to July 6, ... |
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