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[WP] A group of fantasy adventures has one of their members replaced by a Doppelganger. The rest of the group realizes what happened, but keep pretending to be fooled since they like the doppelganger a lot more than the guy it replaced. | "GREETINGS FELLOW ADVENTURING HUMANS!" Boomed the voice of Danny the Elf sat bolt upright from the sleeping cloth sack she had been in, causing Bob the Barbarian to grunt and curl up under his animal hide sleeping rug again.
"IT IS I, YOUR GOOD FRIEND DAN, I AM UNHARMED AFTER MY ENCOUNTER WITH THE DAEMON!" She contin... | "GREETINGS FELLOW ADVENTURING HUMANS!" Boomed the voice of Danny the Elf sat bolt upright from the sleeping cloth sack she had been in, causing Bob the Barbarian to grunt and curl up under his animal hide sleeping rug again.
"IT IS I, YOUR GOOD FRIEND DAN, I AM UNHARMED AFTER MY ENCOUNTER WITH THE DAEMON!" She contin... | |
[WP] A group of fantasy adventures has one of their members replaced by a Doppelganger. The rest of the group realizes what happened, but keep pretending to be fooled since they like the doppelganger a lot more than the guy it replaced. | Theldon – or at least the creature that was wearing his face – looked pale in the light of the campfire. As the wood crackled and burned, he chewed his lower lip, gathering his courage to speak.
“Guys … I … I have something to tell you,” he managed.
His three traveling companions looked at him. Vanariel snapped her... | "GREETINGS FELLOW ADVENTURING HUMANS!" Boomed the voice of Danny the Elf sat bolt upright from the sleeping cloth sack she had been in, causing Bob the Barbarian to grunt and curl up under his animal hide sleeping rug again.
"IT IS I, YOUR GOOD FRIEND DAN, I AM UNHARMED AFTER MY ENCOUNTER WITH THE DAEMON!" She contin... | |
[WP] A group of fantasy adventures has one of their members replaced by a Doppelganger. The rest of the group realizes what happened, but keep pretending to be fooled since they like the doppelganger a lot more than the guy it replaced. | Theldon – or at least the creature that was wearing his face – looked pale in the light of the campfire. As the wood crackled and burned, he chewed his lower lip, gathering his courage to speak.
“Guys … I … I have something to tell you,” he managed.
His three traveling companions looked at him. Vanariel snapped her... | "GREETINGS FELLOW ADVENTURING HUMANS!" Boomed the voice of Danny the Elf sat bolt upright from the sleeping cloth sack she had been in, causing Bob the Barbarian to grunt and curl up under his animal hide sleeping rug again.
"IT IS I, YOUR GOOD FRIEND DAN, I AM UNHARMED AFTER MY ENCOUNTER WITH THE DAEMON!" She contin... | |
[WP] A group of fantasy adventures has one of their members replaced by a Doppelganger. The rest of the group realizes what happened, but keep pretending to be fooled since they like the doppelganger a lot more than the guy it replaced. | Approaching the city gate, the adventurers stiffen as the guards halt their way. Of course, Mr. Nobility has to be the one to step forward and speak for the group. Marian lightly touches her bow, prepared to ready an arrow if her arrogant companion gets them into trouble again.
"Greetings, my good men. My name is Hect... | "GREETINGS FELLOW ADVENTURING HUMANS!" Boomed the voice of Danny the Elf sat bolt upright from the sleeping cloth sack she had been in, causing Bob the Barbarian to grunt and curl up under his animal hide sleeping rug again.
"IT IS I, YOUR GOOD FRIEND DAN, I AM UNHARMED AFTER MY ENCOUNTER WITH THE DAEMON!" She contin... | |
[WP] A group of fantasy adventures has one of their members replaced by a Doppelganger. The rest of the group realizes what happened, but keep pretending to be fooled since they like the doppelganger a lot more than the guy it replaced. | The miles between them had come and gone, leaving scars and wounds and memories and laughs. The horizon that day was clear, and the world fell into green and yellow, and far away were the mountains, and everything was cloaked in a dream. They had come far. The first peaks of Lankar shimmered in an ephemeral haze.
"W... | "GREETINGS FELLOW ADVENTURING HUMANS!" Boomed the voice of Danny the Elf sat bolt upright from the sleeping cloth sack she had been in, causing Bob the Barbarian to grunt and curl up under his animal hide sleeping rug again.
"IT IS I, YOUR GOOD FRIEND DAN, I AM UNHARMED AFTER MY ENCOUNTER WITH THE DAEMON!" She contin... | |
[WP] A group of fantasy adventures has one of their members replaced by a Doppelganger. The rest of the group realizes what happened, but keep pretending to be fooled since they like the doppelganger a lot more than the guy it replaced. | "That was..." Brawg began, staggering over the bodies of the fallen goblins, his boots squelching in the treacle-like blood.
"Far too..." said Vesperr, returning her bow to her back, and beginning to pluck out arrows from the deceased enemies.
"Oxyrin!" finished Oxyrin, his pointed hat falling over his eyes once aga... | "GREETINGS FELLOW ADVENTURING HUMANS!" Boomed the voice of Danny the Elf sat bolt upright from the sleeping cloth sack she had been in, causing Bob the Barbarian to grunt and curl up under his animal hide sleeping rug again.
"IT IS I, YOUR GOOD FRIEND DAN, I AM UNHARMED AFTER MY ENCOUNTER WITH THE DAEMON!" She contin... | |
[WP] A group of fantasy adventures has one of their members replaced by a Doppelganger. The rest of the group realizes what happened, but keep pretending to be fooled since they like the doppelganger a lot more than the guy it replaced. | "A fine...mead?!" Rorik shouts over the din of the tavern. His companions smile and nod along with him as he sings some old barbarian tune.
Sings it wrong. They don't tell him that though.
Delia, the group's cleric leans over to their mage.
"Do you think he knows?"
Melvar just shakes his head and holds out a palm t... | "GREETINGS FELLOW ADVENTURING HUMANS!" Boomed the voice of Danny the Elf sat bolt upright from the sleeping cloth sack she had been in, causing Bob the Barbarian to grunt and curl up under his animal hide sleeping rug again.
"IT IS I, YOUR GOOD FRIEND DAN, I AM UNHARMED AFTER MY ENCOUNTER WITH THE DAEMON!" She contin... | |
[WP] A group of fantasy adventures has one of their members replaced by a Doppelganger. The rest of the group realizes what happened, but keep pretending to be fooled since they like the doppelganger a lot more than the guy it replaced. | Theldon – or at least the creature that was wearing his face – looked pale in the light of the campfire. As the wood crackled and burned, he chewed his lower lip, gathering his courage to speak.
“Guys … I … I have something to tell you,” he managed.
His three traveling companions looked at him. Vanariel snapped her... | "GREETINGS FELLOW ADVENTURING HUMANS!" Boomed the voice of Danny the Elf sat bolt upright from the sleeping cloth sack she had been in, causing Bob the Barbarian to grunt and curl up under his animal hide sleeping rug again.
"IT IS I, YOUR GOOD FRIEND DAN, I AM UNHARMED AFTER MY ENCOUNTER WITH THE DAEMON!" She contin... | |
[WP] A group of fantasy adventures has one of their members replaced by a Doppelganger. The rest of the group realizes what happened, but keep pretending to be fooled since they like the doppelganger a lot more than the guy it replaced. | Theldon – or at least the creature that was wearing his face – looked pale in the light of the campfire. As the wood crackled and burned, he chewed his lower lip, gathering his courage to speak.
“Guys … I … I have something to tell you,” he managed.
His three traveling companions looked at him. Vanariel snapped her... | Theldon – or at least the creature that was wearing his face – looked pale in the light of the campfire. As the wood crackled and burned, he chewed his lower lip, gathering his courage to speak.
“Guys … I … I have something to tell you,” he managed.
His three traveling companions looked at him. Vanariel snapped her... | |
[WP] A group of fantasy adventures has one of their members replaced by a Doppelganger. The rest of the group realizes what happened, but keep pretending to be fooled since they like the doppelganger a lot more than the guy it replaced. | Approaching the city gate, the adventurers stiffen as the guards halt their way. Of course, Mr. Nobility has to be the one to step forward and speak for the group. Marian lightly touches her bow, prepared to ready an arrow if her arrogant companion gets them into trouble again.
"Greetings, my good men. My name is Hect... | Theldon – or at least the creature that was wearing his face – looked pale in the light of the campfire. As the wood crackled and burned, he chewed his lower lip, gathering his courage to speak.
“Guys … I … I have something to tell you,” he managed.
His three traveling companions looked at him. Vanariel snapped her... | |
[WP] A group of fantasy adventures has one of their members replaced by a Doppelganger. The rest of the group realizes what happened, but keep pretending to be fooled since they like the doppelganger a lot more than the guy it replaced. | The miles between them had come and gone, leaving scars and wounds and memories and laughs. The horizon that day was clear, and the world fell into green and yellow, and far away were the mountains, and everything was cloaked in a dream. They had come far. The first peaks of Lankar shimmered in an ephemeral haze.
"W... | Theldon – or at least the creature that was wearing his face – looked pale in the light of the campfire. As the wood crackled and burned, he chewed his lower lip, gathering his courage to speak.
“Guys … I … I have something to tell you,” he managed.
His three traveling companions looked at him. Vanariel snapped her... | |
[WP] A group of fantasy adventures has one of their members replaced by a Doppelganger. The rest of the group realizes what happened, but keep pretending to be fooled since they like the doppelganger a lot more than the guy it replaced. | "That was..." Brawg began, staggering over the bodies of the fallen goblins, his boots squelching in the treacle-like blood.
"Far too..." said Vesperr, returning her bow to her back, and beginning to pluck out arrows from the deceased enemies.
"Oxyrin!" finished Oxyrin, his pointed hat falling over his eyes once aga... | Theldon – or at least the creature that was wearing his face – looked pale in the light of the campfire. As the wood crackled and burned, he chewed his lower lip, gathering his courage to speak.
“Guys … I … I have something to tell you,” he managed.
His three traveling companions looked at him. Vanariel snapped her... | |
[WP] A group of fantasy adventures has one of their members replaced by a Doppelganger. The rest of the group realizes what happened, but keep pretending to be fooled since they like the doppelganger a lot more than the guy it replaced. | "A fine...mead?!" Rorik shouts over the din of the tavern. His companions smile and nod along with him as he sings some old barbarian tune.
Sings it wrong. They don't tell him that though.
Delia, the group's cleric leans over to their mage.
"Do you think he knows?"
Melvar just shakes his head and holds out a palm t... | Theldon – or at least the creature that was wearing his face – looked pale in the light of the campfire. As the wood crackled and burned, he chewed his lower lip, gathering his courage to speak.
“Guys … I … I have something to tell you,” he managed.
His three traveling companions looked at him. Vanariel snapped her... | |
[WP] A group of fantasy adventures has one of their members replaced by a Doppelganger. The rest of the group realizes what happened, but keep pretending to be fooled since they like the doppelganger a lot more than the guy it replaced. | Approaching the city gate, the adventurers stiffen as the guards halt their way. Of course, Mr. Nobility has to be the one to step forward and speak for the group. Marian lightly touches her bow, prepared to ready an arrow if her arrogant companion gets them into trouble again.
"Greetings, my good men. My name is Hect... | Approaching the city gate, the adventurers stiffen as the guards halt their way. Of course, Mr. Nobility has to be the one to step forward and speak for the group. Marian lightly touches her bow, prepared to ready an arrow if her arrogant companion gets them into trouble again.
"Greetings, my good men. My name is Hect... | |
[WP] A group of fantasy adventures has one of their members replaced by a Doppelganger. The rest of the group realizes what happened, but keep pretending to be fooled since they like the doppelganger a lot more than the guy it replaced. | The miles between them had come and gone, leaving scars and wounds and memories and laughs. The horizon that day was clear, and the world fell into green and yellow, and far away were the mountains, and everything was cloaked in a dream. They had come far. The first peaks of Lankar shimmered in an ephemeral haze.
"W... | Approaching the city gate, the adventurers stiffen as the guards halt their way. Of course, Mr. Nobility has to be the one to step forward and speak for the group. Marian lightly touches her bow, prepared to ready an arrow if her arrogant companion gets them into trouble again.
"Greetings, my good men. My name is Hect... | |
[WP] A group of fantasy adventures has one of their members replaced by a Doppelganger. The rest of the group realizes what happened, but keep pretending to be fooled since they like the doppelganger a lot more than the guy it replaced. | "That was..." Brawg began, staggering over the bodies of the fallen goblins, his boots squelching in the treacle-like blood.
"Far too..." said Vesperr, returning her bow to her back, and beginning to pluck out arrows from the deceased enemies.
"Oxyrin!" finished Oxyrin, his pointed hat falling over his eyes once aga... | Approaching the city gate, the adventurers stiffen as the guards halt their way. Of course, Mr. Nobility has to be the one to step forward and speak for the group. Marian lightly touches her bow, prepared to ready an arrow if her arrogant companion gets them into trouble again.
"Greetings, my good men. My name is Hect... | |
[WP] A group of fantasy adventures has one of their members replaced by a Doppelganger. The rest of the group realizes what happened, but keep pretending to be fooled since they like the doppelganger a lot more than the guy it replaced. | "A fine...mead?!" Rorik shouts over the din of the tavern. His companions smile and nod along with him as he sings some old barbarian tune.
Sings it wrong. They don't tell him that though.
Delia, the group's cleric leans over to their mage.
"Do you think he knows?"
Melvar just shakes his head and holds out a palm t... | Approaching the city gate, the adventurers stiffen as the guards halt their way. Of course, Mr. Nobility has to be the one to step forward and speak for the group. Marian lightly touches her bow, prepared to ready an arrow if her arrogant companion gets them into trouble again.
"Greetings, my good men. My name is Hect... | |
[WP] A group of fantasy adventures has one of their members replaced by a Doppelganger. The rest of the group realizes what happened, but keep pretending to be fooled since they like the doppelganger a lot more than the guy it replaced. | The miles between them had come and gone, leaving scars and wounds and memories and laughs. The horizon that day was clear, and the world fell into green and yellow, and far away were the mountains, and everything was cloaked in a dream. They had come far. The first peaks of Lankar shimmered in an ephemeral haze.
"W... | The miles between them had come and gone, leaving scars and wounds and memories and laughs. The horizon that day was clear, and the world fell into green and yellow, and far away were the mountains, and everything was cloaked in a dream. They had come far. The first peaks of Lankar shimmered in an ephemeral haze.
"W... | |
[WP] A group of fantasy adventures has one of their members replaced by a Doppelganger. The rest of the group realizes what happened, but keep pretending to be fooled since they like the doppelganger a lot more than the guy it replaced. | "That was..." Brawg began, staggering over the bodies of the fallen goblins, his boots squelching in the treacle-like blood.
"Far too..." said Vesperr, returning her bow to her back, and beginning to pluck out arrows from the deceased enemies.
"Oxyrin!" finished Oxyrin, his pointed hat falling over his eyes once aga... | The miles between them had come and gone, leaving scars and wounds and memories and laughs. The horizon that day was clear, and the world fell into green and yellow, and far away were the mountains, and everything was cloaked in a dream. They had come far. The first peaks of Lankar shimmered in an ephemeral haze.
"W... | |
[WP] A group of fantasy adventures has one of their members replaced by a Doppelganger. The rest of the group realizes what happened, but keep pretending to be fooled since they like the doppelganger a lot more than the guy it replaced. | "That was..." Brawg began, staggering over the bodies of the fallen goblins, his boots squelching in the treacle-like blood.
"Far too..." said Vesperr, returning her bow to her back, and beginning to pluck out arrows from the deceased enemies.
"Oxyrin!" finished Oxyrin, his pointed hat falling over his eyes once aga... | The miles between them had come and gone, leaving scars and wounds and memories and laughs. The horizon that day was clear, and the world fell into green and yellow, and far away were the mountains, and everything was cloaked in a dream. They had come far. The first peaks of Lankar shimmered in an ephemeral haze.
"W... | |
[WP] A group of fantasy adventures has one of their members replaced by a Doppelganger. The rest of the group realizes what happened, but keep pretending to be fooled since they like the doppelganger a lot more than the guy it replaced. | "A fine...mead?!" Rorik shouts over the din of the tavern. His companions smile and nod along with him as he sings some old barbarian tune.
Sings it wrong. They don't tell him that though.
Delia, the group's cleric leans over to their mage.
"Do you think he knows?"
Melvar just shakes his head and holds out a palm t... | The miles between them had come and gone, leaving scars and wounds and memories and laughs. The horizon that day was clear, and the world fell into green and yellow, and far away were the mountains, and everything was cloaked in a dream. They had come far. The first peaks of Lankar shimmered in an ephemeral haze.
"W... | |
[WP] A group of fantasy adventures has one of their members replaced by a Doppelganger. The rest of the group realizes what happened, but keep pretending to be fooled since they like the doppelganger a lot more than the guy it replaced. | "That was..." Brawg began, staggering over the bodies of the fallen goblins, his boots squelching in the treacle-like blood.
"Far too..." said Vesperr, returning her bow to her back, and beginning to pluck out arrows from the deceased enemies.
"Oxyrin!" finished Oxyrin, his pointed hat falling over his eyes once aga... | The miles between them had come and gone, leaving scars and wounds and memories and laughs. The horizon that day was clear, and the world fell into green and yellow, and far away were the mountains, and everything was cloaked in a dream. They had come far. The first peaks of Lankar shimmered in an ephemeral haze.
"W... | |
[WP] A group of fantasy adventures has one of their members replaced by a Doppelganger. The rest of the group realizes what happened, but keep pretending to be fooled since they like the doppelganger a lot more than the guy it replaced. | "That was..." Brawg began, staggering over the bodies of the fallen goblins, his boots squelching in the treacle-like blood.
"Far too..." said Vesperr, returning her bow to her back, and beginning to pluck out arrows from the deceased enemies.
"Oxyrin!" finished Oxyrin, his pointed hat falling over his eyes once aga... | "That was..." Brawg began, staggering over the bodies of the fallen goblins, his boots squelching in the treacle-like blood.
"Far too..." said Vesperr, returning her bow to her back, and beginning to pluck out arrows from the deceased enemies.
"Oxyrin!" finished Oxyrin, his pointed hat falling over his eyes once aga... | |
[WP] A group of fantasy adventures has one of their members replaced by a Doppelganger. The rest of the group realizes what happened, but keep pretending to be fooled since they like the doppelganger a lot more than the guy it replaced. | "A fine...mead?!" Rorik shouts over the din of the tavern. His companions smile and nod along with him as he sings some old barbarian tune.
Sings it wrong. They don't tell him that though.
Delia, the group's cleric leans over to their mage.
"Do you think he knows?"
Melvar just shakes his head and holds out a palm t... | "That was..." Brawg began, staggering over the bodies of the fallen goblins, his boots squelching in the treacle-like blood.
"Far too..." said Vesperr, returning her bow to her back, and beginning to pluck out arrows from the deceased enemies.
"Oxyrin!" finished Oxyrin, his pointed hat falling over his eyes once aga... | |
[WP] A group of fantasy adventures has one of their members replaced by a Doppelganger. The rest of the group realizes what happened, but keep pretending to be fooled since they like the doppelganger a lot more than the guy it replaced. | "A fine...mead?!" Rorik shouts over the din of the tavern. His companions smile and nod along with him as he sings some old barbarian tune.
Sings it wrong. They don't tell him that though.
Delia, the group's cleric leans over to their mage.
"Do you think he knows?"
Melvar just shakes his head and holds out a palm t... | "A fine...mead?!" Rorik shouts over the din of the tavern. His companions smile and nod along with him as he sings some old barbarian tune.
Sings it wrong. They don't tell him that though.
Delia, the group's cleric leans over to their mage.
"Do you think he knows?"
Melvar just shakes his head and holds out a palm t... | |
[WP] As the Cassini probe begins it's final descent into Saturn's atmosphere, NASA receives an unexpected transmission from the space craft... | "On final approach"
The words none of us really wanted to hear. Each mission has to come to an end at some point. All the discoveries we made, the storms we saw raging on the planet, the 2 mile vertical rings that shot straight up... all coming to an end.
"T-Minus 30 seconds to break-up"
No, I thought, just a few m... | "YOU FOOLS! I, Acererak, Personification of Entropy, shall return!"
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"Couldn't we have chucked him into the sun? I mean, he's a skull, he's not that heavy."
"Still can't afford the delta-vee now, never mind in 1997. Besides, Saturn will last about as long as the Sun will. In a billion years someone else wi... | |
[WP] As the Cassini probe begins it's final descent into Saturn's atmosphere, NASA receives an unexpected transmission from the space craft... | "On final approach"
The words none of us really wanted to hear. Each mission has to come to an end at some point. All the discoveries we made, the storms we saw raging on the planet, the 2 mile vertical rings that shot straight up... all coming to an end.
"T-Minus 30 seconds to break-up"
No, I thought, just a few m... | "YOU FOOLS! I, Acererak, Personification of Entropy, shall return!"
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"Couldn't we have chucked him into the sun? I mean, he's a skull, he's not that heavy."
"Still can't afford the delta-vee now, never mind in 1997. Besides, Saturn will last about as long as the Sun will. In a billion years someone else wi... | |
[deleted] | [WP] You set up a camera to see if you sleepwalk after noticing items being moved. When you watch the tape, you wake up, get out of bed, stare at the camera, and snap your own neck. An identical copy of you then walks in, removes the body, slips into bed, and goes to sleep until you wake up. | We knew something happened each night. They told us as much when they inserted the chips.
Each night, non-vital memories made during the day would be reset. Each morning, we woke knowing only what we needed to know for the day and nothing more. No families - not for those it wasn't deemed essential for - No friends.
... | I woke up to the faint sound of my alarm. Strange, since I keep it under my pillow. Yeah, yeah, you can go on about the hazards of cell phone radiation, but it has not yet proved to actually cause any serious disorders. I guess.
Any ways, this wasn't the first time something of mine was misplaced during my sleep - onc... |
[deleted] | [WP] You set up a camera to see if you sleepwalk after noticing items being moved. When you watch the tape, you wake up, get out of bed, stare at the camera, and snap your own neck. An identical copy of you then walks in, removes the body, slips into bed, and goes to sleep until you wake up. | We knew something happened each night. They told us as much when they inserted the chips.
Each night, non-vital memories made during the day would be reset. Each morning, we woke knowing only what we needed to know for the day and nothing more. No families - not for those it wasn't deemed essential for - No friends.
... | We stood up and went to the bathroom. Looking at our reflection in the mirror we couldn't help but laugh. One of us brought a finger to our lips. Shhh. |
[deleted] | [WP] You set up a camera to see if you sleepwalk after noticing items being moved. When you watch the tape, you wake up, get out of bed, stare at the camera, and snap your own neck. An identical copy of you then walks in, removes the body, slips into bed, and goes to sleep until you wake up. | **Sunday, 8th of November, 2591**
"*What?*" I said, in a low voice of a terrified person.
What the hell was that?
I rewinded the tape, to my disbelief, It was the same thing.
It actually happened. A random clone of me just walked in, and replaced my body.
I don't remember any of that. I don't remember me snapping... | We stood up and went to the bathroom. Looking at our reflection in the mirror we couldn't help but laugh. One of us brought a finger to our lips. Shhh. |
[deleted] | [WP] You set up a camera to see if you sleepwalk after noticing items being moved. When you watch the tape, you wake up, get out of bed, stare at the camera, and snap your own neck. An identical copy of you then walks in, removes the body, slips into bed, and goes to sleep until you wake up. | At the bottom of the grainy footage, the timestamp reads: 1:23am. There's no expression on his--*my*--face, as he places his hands either side of his head. He pauses, and looks at the ceiling, staring at *me*. At the camera.
Then, he twists his neck; it cracks like a broken twig and he crumples onto the carpet.
Next... | We stood up and went to the bathroom. Looking at our reflection in the mirror we couldn't help but laugh. One of us brought a finger to our lips. Shhh. |
[deleted] | [WP] You set up a camera to see if you sleepwalk after noticing items being moved. When you watch the tape, you wake up, get out of bed, stare at the camera, and snap your own neck. An identical copy of you then walks in, removes the body, slips into bed, and goes to sleep until you wake up. | At the bottom of the grainy footage, the timestamp reads: 1:23am. There's no expression on his--*my*--face, as he places his hands either side of his head. He pauses, and looks at the ceiling, staring at *me*. At the camera.
Then, he twists his neck; it cracks like a broken twig and he crumples onto the carpet.
Next... | **Sunday, 8th of November, 2591**
"*What?*" I said, in a low voice of a terrified person.
What the hell was that?
I rewinded the tape, to my disbelief, It was the same thing.
It actually happened. A random clone of me just walked in, and replaced my body.
I don't remember any of that. I don't remember me snapping... |
[WP] You're a special genie. You allow whoever finds you to re-experience three events that happened in their life for the first time again. Some people choose to re-experience a great movie as if watching it for the first time, some re-live their first kiss. Your latest request sounds quite odd. | I emerge from my golden lamp and saw an old man with a walking cane supporting himself. His blue eyes filled with curiosity as he gazed at me from my bottom to top.
"I a--" I said but he cut me off immediately.
"You're a leprechaun!" Exclaimed the old man.
"No, I ain't" I replied, "I'm a genie tha--"
"I wish for... | I'm 1 of the 24 magical genies that each have been placed in well thought out areas that the humans decided is best. I've been relocated many times from schools' counsellor's office, to psychiatrists' offices, but the one I'm currently at amused me the most.
I've been placed at the execution chamber of Forte Prison, t... | |
[WP] You're a special genie. You allow whoever finds you to re-experience three events that happened in their life for the first time again. Some people choose to re-experience a great movie as if watching it for the first time, some re-live their first kiss. Your latest request sounds quite odd. | I emerge from my golden lamp and saw an old man with a walking cane supporting himself. His blue eyes filled with curiosity as he gazed at me from my bottom to top.
"I a--" I said but he cut me off immediately.
"You're a leprechaun!" Exclaimed the old man.
"No, I ain't" I replied, "I'm a genie tha--"
"I wish for... | Taking a shit? Asked the genie. A bit confused.
The young man replied in a very serious tone. "Yes."
Are you sure? Your first kiss? Having sex for the first time? The last time your parents hugged you?
"No. I want to take that shit again."
Are you sure? The possibilities may be finite. But, Still! Out of al... | |
[WP] You're a special genie. You allow whoever finds you to re-experience three events that happened in their life for the first time again. Some people choose to re-experience a great movie as if watching it for the first time, some re-live their first kiss. Your latest request sounds quite odd. | "I don't need three. One is enough." I said.
"Are you sure? People usually long for more. So many experiences to re-live, and you only want one?" The genie asked, eyebrows raised.
"I only want to know what happened to my best friend, Jen, who died 4 years ago." My voice had become hoarse. "The police said it was suic... | First time ever participating, gonna keep it short as I'm on mobile.
"I want all of it." The young man proclaims, excited and energetic.
"Every second of it. Theres not a single moment I don't miss. I remember my grade school friends, my first kiss. I want to eat dinner with my mom again. I want to dance with my ex-wi... | |
[WP] You're a special genie. You allow whoever finds you to re-experience three events that happened in their life for the first time again. Some people choose to re-experience a great movie as if watching it for the first time, some re-live their first kiss. Your latest request sounds quite odd. | "I don't need three. One is enough." I said.
"Are you sure? People usually long for more. So many experiences to re-live, and you only want one?" The genie asked, eyebrows raised.
"I only want to know what happened to my best friend, Jen, who died 4 years ago." My voice had become hoarse. "The police said it was suic... | INT. A lamp with Arab setting - NIGHT
A group of genies are having a drink and one, JAVERT, starts telling a story while the others listen.
JAVERT
So I say: you can have any three memories you want back. Anything, I said
Everyone stares at him, no one makes a noise as the story moves forward. "
JAVERT (CONT'D)
And ... | |
[WP] You're a special genie. You allow whoever finds you to re-experience three events that happened in their life for the first time again. Some people choose to re-experience a great movie as if watching it for the first time, some re-live their first kiss. Your latest request sounds quite odd. | "I don't need three. One is enough." I said.
"Are you sure? People usually long for more. So many experiences to re-live, and you only want one?" The genie asked, eyebrows raised.
"I only want to know what happened to my best friend, Jen, who died 4 years ago." My voice had become hoarse. "The police said it was suic... | He put down the tablet and pen. Everything written on it had been marked through. He looked at me, I appeared as he would want me to look. I stood before him in a dark blue suit with a light blue dress shirt and grey tie. The image of several attorneys he had known through out his life.
'Forget form, I want to see Ju... | |
[WP] You're a special genie. You allow whoever finds you to re-experience three events that happened in their life for the first time again. Some people choose to re-experience a great movie as if watching it for the first time, some re-live their first kiss. Your latest request sounds quite odd. | Being a Genie of memory I'm used to having all sorts of odd requests. Some people want to relive love, other wish to relive pleasure, others wish to relive happiness, others still wish to relive hope. Each person using their three wishes to relive some moments of joy. So when a haggard young man around the age of 20 wa... | The lamp shakes; puffs of a blissful bubblegum hue seep from the spout. Escalating, the fog sprays out as jets of steam. The mist congregates, a figure appears. The immense nimbus body arches over a child, alone among the deserted expanse. Glittering stars as its eyes, the being fixes its gaze upon the awestruck youth.... | |
[WP] You're a special genie. You allow whoever finds you to re-experience three events that happened in their life for the first time again. Some people choose to re-experience a great movie as if watching it for the first time, some re-live their first kiss. Your latest request sounds quite odd. | "I don't need three. One is enough." I said.
"Are you sure? People usually long for more. So many experiences to re-live, and you only want one?" The genie asked, eyebrows raised.
"I only want to know what happened to my best friend, Jen, who died 4 years ago." My voice had become hoarse. "The police said it was suic... | The lamp shakes; puffs of a blissful bubblegum hue seep from the spout. Escalating, the fog sprays out as jets of steam. The mist congregates, a figure appears. The immense nimbus body arches over a child, alone among the deserted expanse. Glittering stars as its eyes, the being fixes its gaze upon the awestruck youth.... | |
[WP] You're a special genie. You allow whoever finds you to re-experience three events that happened in their life for the first time again. Some people choose to re-experience a great movie as if watching it for the first time, some re-live their first kiss. Your latest request sounds quite odd. | "I don't need three. One is enough." I said.
"Are you sure? People usually long for more. So many experiences to re-live, and you only want one?" The genie asked, eyebrows raised.
"I only want to know what happened to my best friend, Jen, who died 4 years ago." My voice had become hoarse. "The police said it was suic... | Being a Genie of memory I'm used to having all sorts of odd requests. Some people want to relive love, other wish to relive pleasure, others wish to relive happiness, others still wish to relive hope. Each person using their three wishes to relive some moments of joy. So when a haggard young man around the age of 20 wa... | |
[WP] You're a special genie. You allow whoever finds you to re-experience three events that happened in their life for the first time again. Some people choose to re-experience a great movie as if watching it for the first time, some re-live their first kiss. Your latest request sounds quite odd. | "You have got to be kidding me?" I mutter to no one but myself.
"Listen. I know the rule is three separate memories, and these all did happen on different days...But come on, they are basically the same thing!"
I continued to talked hoping I could get through to him, "I am not supposed to snoop, turn me in to the gui... | I sit hunched at the spirit bar, mumbling into my drink. A thousand years of serving man will do that to you. Nobody at the bar asks any questions-they all deal with the same crap I do, day in and day out, feeling it suck their immortal soul out piece by bloody piece. It's like working in retail but never having a da... | |
[WP] You're a special genie. You allow whoever finds you to re-experience three events that happened in their life for the first time again. Some people choose to re-experience a great movie as if watching it for the first time, some re-live their first kiss. Your latest request sounds quite odd. | I had already granted the poor frail child her first two wishes. The first, to re-live the memory of being told her disease was in remission, the joy she felt that day. The second, to re-live her first kiss, a fleeting moment of happiness from the few days age was able to attend a normal school witha young boy named J... | First it was the noise. People talking softly, as to not wake me up. Somebody's kid was crying afar, and some of the machines went beep-beep beep-beep.
I decided to open my eyes. Even before the light hit my corneas, the smell of a hospital bedroom entered my nostrils with nauseating speed. What was this? What is going... | |
[WP] You're a special genie. You allow whoever finds you to re-experience three events that happened in their life for the first time again. Some people choose to re-experience a great movie as if watching it for the first time, some re-live their first kiss. Your latest request sounds quite odd. | "You have got to be kidding me?" I mutter to no one but myself.
"Listen. I know the rule is three separate memories, and these all did happen on different days...But come on, they are basically the same thing!"
I continued to talked hoping I could get through to him, "I am not supposed to snoop, turn me in to the gui... | First it was the noise. People talking softly, as to not wake me up. Somebody's kid was crying afar, and some of the machines went beep-beep beep-beep.
I decided to open my eyes. Even before the light hit my corneas, the smell of a hospital bedroom entered my nostrils with nauseating speed. What was this? What is going... | |
[WP] You're a special genie. You allow whoever finds you to re-experience three events that happened in their life for the first time again. Some people choose to re-experience a great movie as if watching it for the first time, some re-live their first kiss. Your latest request sounds quite odd. | "How specific do I have to be?" Noah asked. His light brown eyes were ablaze with a curious light. The geenie had a feeling that this person was not like the others.
"If you can't think of a time, as long as you can specify the event relative to yourself. For example if you want to say I want to remember the time I me... | First it was the noise. People talking softly, as to not wake me up. Somebody's kid was crying afar, and some of the machines went beep-beep beep-beep.
I decided to open my eyes. Even before the light hit my corneas, the smell of a hospital bedroom entered my nostrils with nauseating speed. What was this? What is going... | |
[WP] You're a special genie. You allow whoever finds you to re-experience three events that happened in their life for the first time again. Some people choose to re-experience a great movie as if watching it for the first time, some re-live their first kiss. Your latest request sounds quite odd. | I had already granted the poor frail child her first two wishes. The first, to re-live the memory of being told her disease was in remission, the joy she felt that day. The second, to re-live her first kiss, a fleeting moment of happiness from the few days age was able to attend a normal school witha young boy named J... | The old man smiled up at the genie, tears welling in his eyes. Somehow he looked less fail and lonely on the hospital bed after reliving two of his fondest memories.
"My third wish," he coughed, his words dry and scratching. "Take me back to when I started making these wishes." | |
[WP] You're a special genie. You allow whoever finds you to re-experience three events that happened in their life for the first time again. Some people choose to re-experience a great movie as if watching it for the first time, some re-live their first kiss. Your latest request sounds quite odd. | “Well, what will it be?” asked the Genie, always enjoying the final wish the most. It never ceased to amaze the Genie what people would seek to relive when they are down to their last wish.
The young woman stared at the Genie with a perplexed look on her face. She had sat with that same look for quite some time no... | The old man smiled up at the genie, tears welling in his eyes. Somehow he looked less fail and lonely on the hospital bed after reliving two of his fondest memories.
"My third wish," he coughed, his words dry and scratching. "Take me back to when I started making these wishes." | |
[WP] You're a special genie. You allow whoever finds you to re-experience three events that happened in their life for the first time again. Some people choose to re-experience a great movie as if watching it for the first time, some re-live their first kiss. Your latest request sounds quite odd. | "*What did you just say?*" I said, looking extremly confused.
"*Did you not hear?*" Siad 14-year old Jimmy, I came to him because he seemed like a very nice person. I thought he deserved to have fun for all the kindness he has been doing for all the people.
"*I want to re-live my mother's death*" He said, with a norm... | The old man smiled up at the genie, tears welling in his eyes. Somehow he looked less fail and lonely on the hospital bed after reliving two of his fondest memories.
"My third wish," he coughed, his words dry and scratching. "Take me back to when I started making these wishes." | |
[WP] You're a special genie. You allow whoever finds you to re-experience three events that happened in their life for the first time again. Some people choose to re-experience a great movie as if watching it for the first time, some re-live their first kiss. Your latest request sounds quite odd. | "You have got to be kidding me?" I mutter to no one but myself.
"Listen. I know the rule is three separate memories, and these all did happen on different days...But come on, they are basically the same thing!"
I continued to talked hoping I could get through to him, "I am not supposed to snoop, turn me in to the gui... | The old man smiled up at the genie, tears welling in his eyes. Somehow he looked less fail and lonely on the hospital bed after reliving two of his fondest memories.
"My third wish," he coughed, his words dry and scratching. "Take me back to when I started making these wishes." | |
[WP] You're a special genie. You allow whoever finds you to re-experience three events that happened in their life for the first time again. Some people choose to re-experience a great movie as if watching it for the first time, some re-live their first kiss. Your latest request sounds quite odd. | "How specific do I have to be?" Noah asked. His light brown eyes were ablaze with a curious light. The geenie had a feeling that this person was not like the others.
"If you can't think of a time, as long as you can specify the event relative to yourself. For example if you want to say I want to remember the time I me... | The old man smiled up at the genie, tears welling in his eyes. Somehow he looked less fail and lonely on the hospital bed after reliving two of his fondest memories.
"My third wish," he coughed, his words dry and scratching. "Take me back to when I started making these wishes." | |
[WP] You're a special genie. You allow whoever finds you to re-experience three events that happened in their life for the first time again. Some people choose to re-experience a great movie as if watching it for the first time, some re-live their first kiss. Your latest request sounds quite odd. | "Okay...so we have May 25th, 1977...what is that, like, your first boner?" I remark.
Insulted, the 50-something year old man looked at me. "*Star Wars* had just come out!! And this time I want to watch it without being stoned to see if it still has the same impact!"
I roll my eyes. "Yeah…uh, okay." Next thing he know... | The old man smiled up at the genie, tears welling in his eyes. Somehow he looked less fail and lonely on the hospital bed after reliving two of his fondest memories.
"My third wish," he coughed, his words dry and scratching. "Take me back to when I started making these wishes." | |
[WP] You're a special genie. You allow whoever finds you to re-experience three events that happened in their life for the first time again. Some people choose to re-experience a great movie as if watching it for the first time, some re-live their first kiss. Your latest request sounds quite odd. | "You have got to be kidding me?" I mutter to no one but myself.
"Listen. I know the rule is three separate memories, and these all did happen on different days...But come on, they are basically the same thing!"
I continued to talked hoping I could get through to him, "I am not supposed to snoop, turn me in to the gui... | I had already granted the poor frail child her first two wishes. The first, to re-live the memory of being told her disease was in remission, the joy she felt that day. The second, to re-live her first kiss, a fleeting moment of happiness from the few days age was able to attend a normal school witha young boy named J... | |
[WP] You're a special genie. You allow whoever finds you to re-experience three events that happened in their life for the first time again. Some people choose to re-experience a great movie as if watching it for the first time, some re-live their first kiss. Your latest request sounds quite odd. | "How specific do I have to be?" Noah asked. His light brown eyes were ablaze with a curious light. The geenie had a feeling that this person was not like the others.
"If you can't think of a time, as long as you can specify the event relative to yourself. For example if you want to say I want to remember the time I me... | I had already granted the poor frail child her first two wishes. The first, to re-live the memory of being told her disease was in remission, the joy she felt that day. The second, to re-live her first kiss, a fleeting moment of happiness from the few days age was able to attend a normal school witha young boy named J... | |
[WP] You're a special genie. You allow whoever finds you to re-experience three events that happened in their life for the first time again. Some people choose to re-experience a great movie as if watching it for the first time, some re-live their first kiss. Your latest request sounds quite odd. | "You have got to be kidding me?" I mutter to no one but myself.
"Listen. I know the rule is three separate memories, and these all did happen on different days...But come on, they are basically the same thing!"
I continued to talked hoping I could get through to him, "I am not supposed to snoop, turn me in to the gui... | “Well, what will it be?” asked the Genie, always enjoying the final wish the most. It never ceased to amaze the Genie what people would seek to relive when they are down to their last wish.
The young woman stared at the Genie with a perplexed look on her face. She had sat with that same look for quite some time no... | |
[WP] You're a special genie. You allow whoever finds you to re-experience three events that happened in their life for the first time again. Some people choose to re-experience a great movie as if watching it for the first time, some re-live their first kiss. Your latest request sounds quite odd. | "How specific do I have to be?" Noah asked. His light brown eyes were ablaze with a curious light. The geenie had a feeling that this person was not like the others.
"If you can't think of a time, as long as you can specify the event relative to yourself. For example if you want to say I want to remember the time I me... | “Well, what will it be?” asked the Genie, always enjoying the final wish the most. It never ceased to amaze the Genie what people would seek to relive when they are down to their last wish.
The young woman stared at the Genie with a perplexed look on her face. She had sat with that same look for quite some time no... | |
[WP] You're a special genie. You allow whoever finds you to re-experience three events that happened in their life for the first time again. Some people choose to re-experience a great movie as if watching it for the first time, some re-live their first kiss. Your latest request sounds quite odd. | "You have got to be kidding me?" I mutter to no one but myself.
"Listen. I know the rule is three separate memories, and these all did happen on different days...But come on, they are basically the same thing!"
I continued to talked hoping I could get through to him, "I am not supposed to snoop, turn me in to the gui... | "*What did you just say?*" I said, looking extremly confused.
"*Did you not hear?*" Siad 14-year old Jimmy, I came to him because he seemed like a very nice person. I thought he deserved to have fun for all the kindness he has been doing for all the people.
"*I want to re-live my mother's death*" He said, with a norm... | |
[WP] You're a special genie. You allow whoever finds you to re-experience three events that happened in their life for the first time again. Some people choose to re-experience a great movie as if watching it for the first time, some re-live their first kiss. Your latest request sounds quite odd. | "How specific do I have to be?" Noah asked. His light brown eyes were ablaze with a curious light. The geenie had a feeling that this person was not like the others.
"If you can't think of a time, as long as you can specify the event relative to yourself. For example if you want to say I want to remember the time I me... | "*What did you just say?*" I said, looking extremly confused.
"*Did you not hear?*" Siad 14-year old Jimmy, I came to him because he seemed like a very nice person. I thought he deserved to have fun for all the kindness he has been doing for all the people.
"*I want to re-live my mother's death*" He said, with a norm... | |
[WP] You're a special genie. You allow whoever finds you to re-experience three events that happened in their life for the first time again. Some people choose to re-experience a great movie as if watching it for the first time, some re-live their first kiss. Your latest request sounds quite odd. | "Okay...so we have May 25th, 1977...what is that, like, your first boner?" I remark.
Insulted, the 50-something year old man looked at me. "*Star Wars* had just come out!! And this time I want to watch it without being stoned to see if it still has the same impact!"
I roll my eyes. "Yeah…uh, okay." Next thing he know... | "*What did you just say?*" I said, looking extremly confused.
"*Did you not hear?*" Siad 14-year old Jimmy, I came to him because he seemed like a very nice person. I thought he deserved to have fun for all the kindness he has been doing for all the people.
"*I want to re-live my mother's death*" He said, with a norm... | |
[WP] You're a special genie. You allow whoever finds you to re-experience three events that happened in their life for the first time again. Some people choose to re-experience a great movie as if watching it for the first time, some re-live their first kiss. Your latest request sounds quite odd. | "WHO AWAKENS THE DJINN OF THE PAST?!" I roared mightily, stretching my arms after my cramped rest. I looked down to see a young man, no older than 25, holding my lamp, and staring up at me. I fold my arms and look down on him.
"Are you the Djinn of the past?"
"YES."
"Why are you yelling?"
"I'M NOT. I'M NATURALLY VE... | "That seems sad" the genie wrung his hands as he looked down at the man.
"No, its not its what I want, please" the man said looking up at the genie in all its power. "I miss her"
The genie reached out one hand and clasped the mans shoulder. "Your wish sir". The man blinked.
He was in a hospital. The long sterile s... | |
[WP] You're a special genie. You allow whoever finds you to re-experience three events that happened in their life for the first time again. Some people choose to re-experience a great movie as if watching it for the first time, some re-live their first kiss. Your latest request sounds quite odd. | "WHO AWAKENS THE DJINN OF THE PAST?!" I roared mightily, stretching my arms after my cramped rest. I looked down to see a young man, no older than 25, holding my lamp, and staring up at me. I fold my arms and look down on him.
"Are you the Djinn of the past?"
"YES."
"Why are you yelling?"
"I'M NOT. I'M NATURALLY VE... | People take me for granted. That moment where you see the light at the end of the tunnel and your life flashes before your eyes? That’s not some miracle. Its hard work, diligence, and magic. It used to be that I gave people every highlight they ever had, but lately based upon the influx of people, I’ve had to narrow it... | |
[WP] You're a special genie. You allow whoever finds you to re-experience three events that happened in their life for the first time again. Some people choose to re-experience a great movie as if watching it for the first time, some re-live their first kiss. Your latest request sounds quite odd. | "One request," the boy said. He couldn't have been over sixteen.
"What do you mean, one request?" I asked, genuinely confused. Over the thousand years I had been a Genie, I had never had someone refuse to use all three wishes.
"I only wish to relive one experience," he said, his voice solemn.
"So it shall be," I res... | "And now, for your final experience!" Exclaimed the genie, throwing his arms wide and his chest out. Before him, an elderly man stood, his fingers still clutches around the lamp. And though wrinkles cut into the man's face, and wisps of grey hair danced around his temple, the genie was his senior by two thousand years.... | |
[WP] The next Lord of Darkness and his followers have taken over the world. You're the Lord's translator and scribe when an accidental potion of his has turned him physically into a baby. He seats at his throne, cooing, while his murderous followers look at you for instructions on his behalf. | The baby sat in the throne and cried. His most high ranking minions looked toward me. I gulped and said "he says to send Parkith's squadron to the elves forest". Parkith unfurled his wings, nodded and flew off to get his minions. The Dark Lord continued crying, and I translated "The rest of you are dismissed he said". ... | The eyes of counsel stared at him
High-chair, diaper, little bib
Unbelieving, first did I
But no in fact this is the guy
The one who rules over the dark
The one who orders, yells and barks
Though now his temper stifled true
To speak his power comes through coo
'Co^oo ' the baby, man then said
The cou... | |
[WP] You wished for immortality upon a star that was 100 light years away. Your wish has just been granted, 200 years later. | I was a young, impressionable teenager when I made that wish, probably high, definetly not thinking.
It was a conversation I was having with my friends, about life and death, our finite lifespans. This was deep and quite disappointing to us, especially after Jackie's suicide last week. She was there one day, gone th... | Now as I wake from a deep sleep
The ground around me crumbles
There is a burning, scorching heat
With only the the Sun's mumble
Time has passed I know no one
Anyone who sees me runs away
Why is it that they run? | |
[WP] The four horsemen: Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death are the harbingers of the apocalypse, serving forth chaos and destruction on all humanity. The Bible forgot to mention the fifth horseman: Kyle, whom the other four can't seem to ditch. | "Ugh..." Death moans, "Kyle is still following us."
"And will continue to until we starve him of attention." noted Famine.
"I don't understand why Death hasn't just killed him," complained Pestilence.
"It doesn't work that way...," Death said shamefully.
"Even if he could it would not be right," claimed War, " you ... | "You ready for this?" asked Death.
Pestilence, War, and Famine nodded.
"Not quite," said Kyle.
He was currently attempting to get on his steed and having great difficulty getting his leg over the saddle. The burro flipped its flaming tail lazily as it waited for him to right himself. It snorted smoke and whinnied.
... | |
[WP] The four horsemen: Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death are the harbingers of the apocalypse, serving forth chaos and destruction on all humanity. The Bible forgot to mention the fifth horseman: Kyle, whom the other four can't seem to ditch. | It was the end times. The last days of humanity. The Four Horsemen had broken the seventh seal and were now loosed upon the world.
For Death it was a Tuesday.
He sat upon his bone steed looking out over the ravaged landscape. A few pockets of humanity still clung on, but they were a dying breed.
Almost.
Some glim... | "You ready for this?" asked Death.
Pestilence, War, and Famine nodded.
"Not quite," said Kyle.
He was currently attempting to get on his steed and having great difficulty getting his leg over the saddle. The burro flipped its flaming tail lazily as it waited for him to right himself. It snorted smoke and whinnied.
... | |
[WP] The four horsemen: Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death are the harbingers of the apocalypse, serving forth chaos and destruction on all humanity. The Bible forgot to mention the fifth horseman: Kyle, whom the other four can't seem to ditch. | Famine, ever the outgoing personality that he is, reached out to grip his hand, in a firm, but meaningful, welcome to the astral planes.
"Oooh yeah, good to meet you boys, I could go for some Doritos."
This was absolutely not the reaction to which we were accustomed. Typically, immediate withering and death would oc... | "You ready for this?" asked Death.
Pestilence, War, and Famine nodded.
"Not quite," said Kyle.
He was currently attempting to get on his steed and having great difficulty getting his leg over the saddle. The burro flipped its flaming tail lazily as it waited for him to right himself. It snorted smoke and whinnied.
... | |
[WP] The four horsemen: Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death are the harbingers of the apocalypse, serving forth chaos and destruction on all humanity. The Bible forgot to mention the fifth horseman: Kyle, whom the other four can't seem to ditch. | "Ugh..." Death moans, "Kyle is still following us."
"And will continue to until we starve him of attention." noted Famine.
"I don't understand why Death hasn't just killed him," complained Pestilence.
"It doesn't work that way...," Death said shamefully.
"Even if he could it would not be right," claimed War, " you ... | Mankind has come to fear what it calls the instruments of God's judgement upon his creation. Death, war, famine, and disease strike without warning and wreak destruction on the world of men. But they, save for a few, remain oblivious to the Creator's true cruelty.
There is a fifth instrument of judgement. Consciousnes... | |
[WP] The four horsemen: Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death are the harbingers of the apocalypse, serving forth chaos and destruction on all humanity. The Bible forgot to mention the fifth horseman: Kyle, whom the other four can't seem to ditch. | It was the end times. The last days of humanity. The Four Horsemen had broken the seventh seal and were now loosed upon the world.
For Death it was a Tuesday.
He sat upon his bone steed looking out over the ravaged landscape. A few pockets of humanity still clung on, but they were a dying breed.
Almost.
Some glim... | Mankind has come to fear what it calls the instruments of God's judgement upon his creation. Death, war, famine, and disease strike without warning and wreak destruction on the world of men. But they, save for a few, remain oblivious to the Creator's true cruelty.
There is a fifth instrument of judgement. Consciousnes... | |
[WP] The four horsemen: Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death are the harbingers of the apocalypse, serving forth chaos and destruction on all humanity. The Bible forgot to mention the fifth horseman: Kyle, whom the other four can't seem to ditch. | Famine, ever the outgoing personality that he is, reached out to grip his hand, in a firm, but meaningful, welcome to the astral planes.
"Oooh yeah, good to meet you boys, I could go for some Doritos."
This was absolutely not the reaction to which we were accustomed. Typically, immediate withering and death would oc... | Mankind has come to fear what it calls the instruments of God's judgement upon his creation. Death, war, famine, and disease strike without warning and wreak destruction on the world of men. But they, save for a few, remain oblivious to the Creator's true cruelty.
There is a fifth instrument of judgement. Consciousnes... | |
[WP] The four horsemen: Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death are the harbingers of the apocalypse, serving forth chaos and destruction on all humanity. The Bible forgot to mention the fifth horseman: Kyle, whom the other four can't seem to ditch. | "Ugh..." Death moans, "Kyle is still following us."
"And will continue to until we starve him of attention." noted Famine.
"I don't understand why Death hasn't just killed him," complained Pestilence.
"It doesn't work that way...," Death said shamefully.
"Even if he could it would not be right," claimed War, " you ... | Kyle the rider of inconvenience. After all the plagues, wars, famines, death and pestilence that is brought out by the other 4 horsemen, Kyle comes in and through the underrated power of inconvenience causes Hitler to drops his keys which in turn prevents Hitler those few seconds from being able to get out of his bunk... | |
[WP] The four horsemen: Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death are the harbingers of the apocalypse, serving forth chaos and destruction on all humanity. The Bible forgot to mention the fifth horseman: Kyle, whom the other four can't seem to ditch. | Famine, ever the outgoing personality that he is, reached out to grip his hand, in a firm, but meaningful, welcome to the astral planes.
"Oooh yeah, good to meet you boys, I could go for some Doritos."
This was absolutely not the reaction to which we were accustomed. Typically, immediate withering and death would oc... | Kyle the rider of inconvenience. After all the plagues, wars, famines, death and pestilence that is brought out by the other 4 horsemen, Kyle comes in and through the underrated power of inconvenience causes Hitler to drops his keys which in turn prevents Hitler those few seconds from being able to get out of his bunk... | |
[WP] The four horsemen: Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death are the harbingers of the apocalypse, serving forth chaos and destruction on all humanity. The Bible forgot to mention the fifth horseman: Kyle, whom the other four can't seem to ditch. | It was the end times. The last days of humanity. The Four Horsemen had broken the seventh seal and were now loosed upon the world.
For Death it was a Tuesday.
He sat upon his bone steed looking out over the ravaged landscape. A few pockets of humanity still clung on, but they were a dying breed.
Almost.
Some glim... | The beginning of ends is always denial. People ignoring problems and pretending nothing bad will happen is the first step. In this case, it was a denial of food. A disease spread across all crops. It wiped out 90% of food sources. No one knows much about the virus, or it's origin, but it turned all crops black.
This l... | |
[WP] The four horsemen: Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death are the harbingers of the apocalypse, serving forth chaos and destruction on all humanity. The Bible forgot to mention the fifth horseman: Kyle, whom the other four can't seem to ditch. | "It is time, brothers. The Apocalypse has at last been called down upon the great cesspool of humanity. Let us cleanse this world of their filth!" Death's horse reared impressively and he looked ready to continue his tirade when a small voice made itself heard.
"Yeah. Death to the humans!" Kyle interceded himself betw... | The beginning of ends is always denial. People ignoring problems and pretending nothing bad will happen is the first step. In this case, it was a denial of food. A disease spread across all crops. It wiped out 90% of food sources. No one knows much about the virus, or it's origin, but it turned all crops black.
This l... | |
[WP] The four horsemen: Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death are the harbingers of the apocalypse, serving forth chaos and destruction on all humanity. The Bible forgot to mention the fifth horseman: Kyle, whom the other four can't seem to ditch. | Famine, ever the outgoing personality that he is, reached out to grip his hand, in a firm, but meaningful, welcome to the astral planes.
"Oooh yeah, good to meet you boys, I could go for some Doritos."
This was absolutely not the reaction to which we were accustomed. Typically, immediate withering and death would oc... | The beginning of ends is always denial. People ignoring problems and pretending nothing bad will happen is the first step. In this case, it was a denial of food. A disease spread across all crops. It wiped out 90% of food sources. No one knows much about the virus, or it's origin, but it turned all crops black.
This l... | |
[WP] The four horsemen: Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death are the harbingers of the apocalypse, serving forth chaos and destruction on all humanity. The Bible forgot to mention the fifth horseman: Kyle, whom the other four can't seem to ditch. | Famine, ever the outgoing personality that he is, reached out to grip his hand, in a firm, but meaningful, welcome to the astral planes.
"Oooh yeah, good to meet you boys, I could go for some Doritos."
This was absolutely not the reaction to which we were accustomed. Typically, immediate withering and death would oc... | It was the end times. The last days of humanity. The Four Horsemen had broken the seventh seal and were now loosed upon the world.
For Death it was a Tuesday.
He sat upon his bone steed looking out over the ravaged landscape. A few pockets of humanity still clung on, but they were a dying breed.
Almost.
Some glim... | |
[WP] The four horsemen: Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death are the harbingers of the apocalypse, serving forth chaos and destruction on all humanity. The Bible forgot to mention the fifth horseman: Kyle, whom the other four can't seem to ditch. | Famine, ever the outgoing personality that he is, reached out to grip his hand, in a firm, but meaningful, welcome to the astral planes.
"Oooh yeah, good to meet you boys, I could go for some Doritos."
This was absolutely not the reaction to which we were accustomed. Typically, immediate withering and death would oc... | "It is time, brothers. The Apocalypse has at last been called down upon the great cesspool of humanity. Let us cleanse this world of their filth!" Death's horse reared impressively and he looked ready to continue his tirade when a small voice made itself heard.
"Yeah. Death to the humans!" Kyle interceded himself betw... | |
[WP] The four horsemen: Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death are the harbingers of the apocalypse, serving forth chaos and destruction on all humanity. The Bible forgot to mention the fifth horseman: Kyle, whom the other four can't seem to ditch. | Fucking Kyle.
Kyle the Unbeliever.
Kyle, the Horsemen of all Horsemen. He just wouldn’t go away. And he was always screwing shit up.
When Famine simply wanted to dry up a river, he said “Well, maybe that’s going a bit too far. Look, they’re already doing it to themselves. They don’t need your help.”
And they were... | The siren's blared across the city, drowning out the sounds of screams and panic. Almost overnight this once peaceful city, this beacon of humanity's glory, had collapsed into a chaotic hellscape. Water turned sour and food rotted as it was consumed. Anger and violence consumed everyone as they tore into each other in ... | |
[WP] The four horsemen: Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death are the harbingers of the apocalypse, serving forth chaos and destruction on all humanity. The Bible forgot to mention the fifth horseman: Kyle, whom the other four can't seem to ditch. | Famine, ever the outgoing personality that he is, reached out to grip his hand, in a firm, but meaningful, welcome to the astral planes.
"Oooh yeah, good to meet you boys, I could go for some Doritos."
This was absolutely not the reaction to which we were accustomed. Typically, immediate withering and death would oc... | The siren's blared across the city, drowning out the sounds of screams and panic. Almost overnight this once peaceful city, this beacon of humanity's glory, had collapsed into a chaotic hellscape. Water turned sour and food rotted as it was consumed. Anger and violence consumed everyone as they tore into each other in ... | |
[WP] The four horsemen: Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death are the harbingers of the apocalypse, serving forth chaos and destruction on all humanity. The Bible forgot to mention the fifth horseman: Kyle, whom the other four can't seem to ditch. | Fucking Kyle.
Kyle the Unbeliever.
Kyle, the Horsemen of all Horsemen. He just wouldn’t go away. And he was always screwing shit up.
When Famine simply wanted to dry up a river, he said “Well, maybe that’s going a bit too far. Look, they’re already doing it to themselves. They don’t need your help.”
And they were... | The sun sets, the last lip of the star a dying orange ember, warped and flickering as it sinks below the horizon. In the near dark a billowing cloud grows and becomes a storm wider than an ocean and within it four riders, ragged silhouettes ride red eyed beasts of fury, dragging blood and filth from the freshly opened ... | |
[WP] The four horsemen: Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death are the harbingers of the apocalypse, serving forth chaos and destruction on all humanity. The Bible forgot to mention the fifth horseman: Kyle, whom the other four can't seem to ditch. | Famine, ever the outgoing personality that he is, reached out to grip his hand, in a firm, but meaningful, welcome to the astral planes.
"Oooh yeah, good to meet you boys, I could go for some Doritos."
This was absolutely not the reaction to which we were accustomed. Typically, immediate withering and death would oc... | The sun sets, the last lip of the star a dying orange ember, warped and flickering as it sinks below the horizon. In the near dark a billowing cloud grows and becomes a storm wider than an ocean and within it four riders, ragged silhouettes ride red eyed beasts of fury, dragging blood and filth from the freshly opened ... | |
[WP] The four horsemen: Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death are the harbingers of the apocalypse, serving forth chaos and destruction on all humanity. The Bible forgot to mention the fifth horseman: Kyle, whom the other four can't seem to ditch. | His pale horse brayed under him as his brothers approached. It was time for the quarterly report, Death always had a fondness for time and its principles. Perhaps that is why his brothers followed him and why even with all their different natures, his nature prevailed over all.
The first to arrive was the Knight in S... | The sun sets, the last lip of the star a dying orange ember, warped and flickering as it sinks below the horizon. In the near dark a billowing cloud grows and becomes a storm wider than an ocean and within it four riders, ragged silhouettes ride red eyed beasts of fury, dragging blood and filth from the freshly opened ... | |
[WP] The four horsemen: Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death are the harbingers of the apocalypse, serving forth chaos and destruction on all humanity. The Bible forgot to mention the fifth horseman: Kyle, whom the other four can't seem to ditch. | The White Horse
I watched as the Lamb opened the first of the seven seals. Then I heard one of the five living creatures say in a voice like thunder, “Come and see!” I looked, and there before me was a white horse! Its rider held a bow, and he was given a crown, and he rode out as a conqueror bent on conquest. ( Reve... | The sun sets, the last lip of the star a dying orange ember, warped and flickering as it sinks below the horizon. In the near dark a billowing cloud grows and becomes a storm wider than an ocean and within it four riders, ragged silhouettes ride red eyed beasts of fury, dragging blood and filth from the freshly opened ... | |
[WP] The four horsemen: Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death are the harbingers of the apocalypse, serving forth chaos and destruction on all humanity. The Bible forgot to mention the fifth horseman: Kyle, whom the other four can't seem to ditch. | Famine, ever the outgoing personality that he is, reached out to grip his hand, in a firm, but meaningful, welcome to the astral planes.
"Oooh yeah, good to meet you boys, I could go for some Doritos."
This was absolutely not the reaction to which we were accustomed. Typically, immediate withering and death would oc... | Fucking Kyle.
Kyle the Unbeliever.
Kyle, the Horsemen of all Horsemen. He just wouldn’t go away. And he was always screwing shit up.
When Famine simply wanted to dry up a river, he said “Well, maybe that’s going a bit too far. Look, they’re already doing it to themselves. They don’t need your help.”
And they were... | |
[WP] The four horsemen: Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death are the harbingers of the apocalypse, serving forth chaos and destruction on all humanity. The Bible forgot to mention the fifth horseman: Kyle, whom the other four can't seem to ditch. | The White Horse
I watched as the Lamb opened the first of the seven seals. Then I heard one of the five living creatures say in a voice like thunder, “Come and see!” I looked, and there before me was a white horse! Its rider held a bow, and he was given a crown, and he rode out as a conqueror bent on conquest. ( Reve... | His pale horse brayed under him as his brothers approached. It was time for the quarterly report, Death always had a fondness for time and its principles. Perhaps that is why his brothers followed him and why even with all their different natures, his nature prevailed over all.
The first to arrive was the Knight in S... | |
[WP] The four horsemen: Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death are the harbingers of the apocalypse, serving forth chaos and destruction on all humanity. The Bible forgot to mention the fifth horseman: Kyle, whom the other four can't seem to ditch. | Put this together quickly, any feedback is welcome - trying to get back in to writing.
“Will you just fuck off.”
“That seems a bit harsh! Why don’t you ever tell the other three to fuck off?”
“Because the other three are actually contributing to the mayhem around us, that is why!”
“Chill out, old man. If you kee... | Code cracked out as fast as his fingers could type, and with his Morning Star gifts he was damn fast, though looking up from his laptop he was clearly not fast enough. Famine was already awake, doing her usual thing of spreading the ever moreish junk food to the refugees, who flocked to the truck like bees to those ann... | |
[WP] The four horsemen: Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death are the harbingers of the apocalypse, serving forth chaos and destruction on all humanity. The Bible forgot to mention the fifth horseman: Kyle, whom the other four can't seem to ditch. | Put this together quickly, any feedback is welcome - trying to get back in to writing.
“Will you just fuck off.”
“That seems a bit harsh! Why don’t you ever tell the other three to fuck off?”
“Because the other three are actually contributing to the mayhem around us, that is why!”
“Chill out, old man. If you kee... | "Death awaits you. She rests in the bottom of Eden, from which life is nurtured of her bosom. She is a cruel mother, most devoted to the welfare of her three firstborns: war, famine and pestilence. To secure their prosperity, she makes barren her womb, upon which the creatures of Earth whither in neglect. She penetrate... | |
[WP] The four horsemen: Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death are the harbingers of the apocalypse, serving forth chaos and destruction on all humanity. The Bible forgot to mention the fifth horseman: Kyle, whom the other four can't seem to ditch. | The four horsemen stood over the valley, surveying the devastation. Their time had finally come. Their destruction would not be stopped. Their chaos would ravage-
"Hey, guys!" Kyle shouted, arriving on his pony at a trot. "Wow, almost thought I lost you guys there!"
Pestilence sighed. It was the sound of withering, o... | "Death awaits you. She rests in the bottom of Eden, from which life is nurtured of her bosom. She is a cruel mother, most devoted to the welfare of her three firstborns: war, famine and pestilence. To secure their prosperity, she makes barren her womb, upon which the creatures of Earth whither in neglect. She penetrate... | |
[WP] The four horsemen: Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death are the harbingers of the apocalypse, serving forth chaos and destruction on all humanity. The Bible forgot to mention the fifth horseman: Kyle, whom the other four can't seem to ditch. | „Stupid horsemen! ‚You can’t ride with us‘- pah! You think you are so fancy with your horses and capes and rotten faces! I am doing all the work for you! I am the one that prepares the world! Without me, these stupid horsemen would never be able to ride! And they don’t even give me a horse… I have to walk everywhere… h... | "Death awaits you. She rests in the bottom of Eden, from which life is nurtured of her bosom. She is a cruel mother, most devoted to the welfare of her three firstborns: war, famine and pestilence. To secure their prosperity, she makes barren her womb, upon which the creatures of Earth whither in neglect. She penetrate... | |
[WP] The four horsemen: Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death are the harbingers of the apocalypse, serving forth chaos and destruction on all humanity. The Bible forgot to mention the fifth horseman: Kyle, whom the other four can't seem to ditch. | Death was the oldest. Since time immemorial, people have died and they have come to him. Mankind fights an endless war against him. Though they may have succeeded in stifling his actions, Death is patient. He knows that in the end, all things come to him.
Pestilence was Death's brother. He brought plague upon the land... | "Death awaits you. She rests in the bottom of Eden, from which life is nurtured of her bosom. She is a cruel mother, most devoted to the welfare of her three firstborns: war, famine and pestilence. To secure their prosperity, she makes barren her womb, upon which the creatures of Earth whither in neglect. She penetrate... | |
[WP] The four horsemen: Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death are the harbingers of the apocalypse, serving forth chaos and destruction on all humanity. The Bible forgot to mention the fifth horseman: Kyle, whom the other four can't seem to ditch. | Death was the oldest. Since time immemorial, people have died and they have come to him. Mankind fights an endless war against him. Though they may have succeeded in stifling his actions, Death is patient. He knows that in the end, all things come to him.
Pestilence was Death's brother. He brought plague upon the land... | The four horsemen stood over the valley, surveying the devastation. Their time had finally come. Their destruction would not be stopped. Their chaos would ravage-
"Hey, guys!" Kyle shouted, arriving on his pony at a trot. "Wow, almost thought I lost you guys there!"
Pestilence sighed. It was the sound of withering, o... | |
[WP] The four horsemen: Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death are the harbingers of the apocalypse, serving forth chaos and destruction on all humanity. The Bible forgot to mention the fifth horseman: Kyle, whom the other four can't seem to ditch. | Death was the oldest. Since time immemorial, people have died and they have come to him. Mankind fights an endless war against him. Though they may have succeeded in stifling his actions, Death is patient. He knows that in the end, all things come to him.
Pestilence was Death's brother. He brought plague upon the land... | „Stupid horsemen! ‚You can’t ride with us‘- pah! You think you are so fancy with your horses and capes and rotten faces! I am doing all the work for you! I am the one that prepares the world! Without me, these stupid horsemen would never be able to ride! And they don’t even give me a horse… I have to walk everywhere… h... | |
[WP] The four horsemen: Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death are the harbingers of the apocalypse, serving forth chaos and destruction on all humanity. The Bible forgot to mention the fifth horseman: Kyle, whom the other four can't seem to ditch. | Death was the oldest. Since time immemorial, people have died and they have come to him. Mankind fights an endless war against him. Though they may have succeeded in stifling his actions, Death is patient. He knows that in the end, all things come to him.
Pestilence was Death's brother. He brought plague upon the land... | "Wait up guys!" Kyle snorted his request, the syllables turning into lisps through the grates of his braces.
"Ah fuck, it's Kyle." Pestilence turned his diseased steed from the ledge, it seemed to be nothing more than an animated carcass; its body crawling with the critters of nightmares, a rather long centipede exiti... | |
[WP] You are a Serial Killer who follows a special math equation to determine who your next victim should be. Your latest victim points out a flaw in how you solve the equation. | “You must be wondering why you’re here.”
I opened my eyes. I was in a dimly lit room; the monitor sitting in front of me was the only light source. I tried to move my hands and feet; they were tied with rope to my chair. The voice I heard was speaking from behind me.
“Let me explain. I kill people. For fun. I created... | 3:32 a.m., Friday, September, 21, 2017:
This couldn’t be right. He couldn’t believe it. Mark Shostakovich laid in the bottom bunk of his sticker covered bunkbed, in his dimly lit, shit hole of a bedroom. The light of the mysterious TI-84 calculator gleaming into his eyes, he squinted into the screen in disbelief:
“L... | |
[WP] You are a Serial Killer who follows a special math equation to determine who your next victim should be. Your latest victim points out a flaw in how you solve the equation. | It was in that moment that this man saw through my game and I realized that it’s not about the math, I just like killing people. He pointed out that the equation really doesn’t go anywhere and that my understanding of what I thought it did really has no mathematical basis. I still sawed off his head for making me feel... | 3:32 a.m., Friday, September, 21, 2017:
This couldn’t be right. He couldn’t believe it. Mark Shostakovich laid in the bottom bunk of his sticker covered bunkbed, in his dimly lit, shit hole of a bedroom. The light of the mysterious TI-84 calculator gleaming into his eyes, he squinted into the screen in disbelief:
“L... | |
[WP] You are a Serial Killer who follows a special math equation to determine who your next victim should be. Your latest victim points out a flaw in how you solve the equation. | Serial Killer: Two! Four! Six! Eight! Who do I eviscerate? One! Three! Five! Seven! I'll cut you and you'll go to heave... Wait, why is your hand raised? I said no more questions!
First Grader 1: But you forgot nine.
[Class laughs through their decorative, zebra-striped duct tape covered mouths.]
Serial Killer: What... | 3:32 a.m., Friday, September, 21, 2017:
This couldn’t be right. He couldn’t believe it. Mark Shostakovich laid in the bottom bunk of his sticker covered bunkbed, in his dimly lit, shit hole of a bedroom. The light of the mysterious TI-84 calculator gleaming into his eyes, he squinted into the screen in disbelief:
“L... | |
[WP] You are a Serial Killer who follows a special math equation to determine who your next victim should be. Your latest victim points out a flaw in how you solve the equation. | "So you see here, you forgot to carry the seven. You should actually be murdering my co-worker Debbie right now."
"Ahhh, but you see my sweetling, the equation is not used to actually determine my victim, its purpose is to find anyone smart enough to correct my mistakes and eliminate them until one day i am the smarte... | 3:32 a.m., Friday, September, 21, 2017:
This couldn’t be right. He couldn’t believe it. Mark Shostakovich laid in the bottom bunk of his sticker covered bunkbed, in his dimly lit, shit hole of a bedroom. The light of the mysterious TI-84 calculator gleaming into his eyes, he squinted into the screen in disbelief:
“L... | |
[WP] You are a Serial Killer who follows a special math equation to determine who your next victim should be. Your latest victim points out a flaw in how you solve the equation. | It was in that moment that this man saw through my game and I realized that it’s not about the math, I just like killing people. He pointed out that the equation really doesn’t go anywhere and that my understanding of what I thought it did really has no mathematical basis. I still sawed off his head for making me feel... | How do you define justice? Emotions only impede. Intent is irrelevant of outcome. Outcome. Who dies and who survives. The rationale of justice is easily surmised by nothing more than a simple impassive equation. Retribution is rational. All equilibrium's exist under stringent parameters with no room for rogue anomalie... | |
[WP] You are a Serial Killer who follows a special math equation to determine who your next victim should be. Your latest victim points out a flaw in how you solve the equation. | Serial Killer: Two! Four! Six! Eight! Who do I eviscerate? One! Three! Five! Seven! I'll cut you and you'll go to heave... Wait, why is your hand raised? I said no more questions!
First Grader 1: But you forgot nine.
[Class laughs through their decorative, zebra-striped duct tape covered mouths.]
Serial Killer: What... | How do you define justice? Emotions only impede. Intent is irrelevant of outcome. Outcome. Who dies and who survives. The rationale of justice is easily surmised by nothing more than a simple impassive equation. Retribution is rational. All equilibrium's exist under stringent parameters with no room for rogue anomalie... | |
[WP] You are a Serial Killer who follows a special math equation to determine who your next victim should be. Your latest victim points out a flaw in how you solve the equation. | "So you see here, you forgot to carry the seven. You should actually be murdering my co-worker Debbie right now."
"Ahhh, but you see my sweetling, the equation is not used to actually determine my victim, its purpose is to find anyone smart enough to correct my mistakes and eliminate them until one day i am the smarte... | How do you define justice? Emotions only impede. Intent is irrelevant of outcome. Outcome. Who dies and who survives. The rationale of justice is easily surmised by nothing more than a simple impassive equation. Retribution is rational. All equilibrium's exist under stringent parameters with no room for rogue anomalie... | |
[WP] You are a Serial Killer who follows a special math equation to determine who your next victim should be. Your latest victim points out a flaw in how you solve the equation. | "I don't expect you to understand me." He told me, almost whispering it into my ears.
"I'm a man of science. And science without usage might as well be religion. It's paramount that any equation of every generation, any law of every times find an appropriate use for it. Otherwise it is no smarter than a doodle on a to... | My serial killer equation: 1+1=2.
I kill one stranger. Then I kill another. And that makes two dead people.
The only problem is that when I went on a two person kayak trip I killed the person with me...
That meant the only other person to kill in order to add up to two.......was......me........ | |
[WP] A poem that starts very romantic and becomes trashier and trashier as it goes on. | You, only you are my desire
the one who fills my heart with fire
passion, unbridled
pure, undefiled,
just as I hope you are my dear,
or less than five, but let's be clear
the opposite applies to me
for that's how I'll make you happy
with fancy skills I learned before
pounding nameless bodies on dista... | I can see you with my eyes closed.
Your hair, almond eyes, and your pale cheeks after a kiss, so subtly rosed
The smooth velvet of your voice whispering little love you’s
It’s springtime in my heart, I feel brand new
You are the zenith of joy, brighter than new chrome rims
Hotter than a V8 engine or a pair of ... |
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