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[WP]As the story unfolds, the reader turns out to be the villian | Two light bulbs, lit, on the floor lamp. One dripping like the lantern of an angler fish, one a bowl of light-a crown. They're hurting my eyes and I can barely see the figure in front of me. I'm either sleepy or asleep, either could be true but the latter would be preferable. I've never seen a gun before this, although... | I brushed away a satiny blonde lock of hair, that was trying desperately to entwine itself in the wand I'd set behind my ear and blinked my green gold-flecked eyes twice before raising my hand to pinch a cheek of my heart shaped face. There he stood out there across the river, cloaked in grey and mist.
Voldemort.
M... | |
[WP]As the story unfolds, the reader turns out to be the villian | I haven't slept. My body weakens day by day, and I waste away, but still I dare not sleep, for fear of what might happen. The doctor's say it's an illness of the mind, a phantom of the psyche. Oh it's a phantom alright, and it is in my head, but it's real.
At first, I thought it was just the creaking of the old house.... | It was at 06:13 when the snow began to melt. It had been here for months, but now the slow flow of water through the streets heralded the beginning of spring. It came later than expected.
It was at 07:12 when the jogger went on their run. They had made the same run for the last three years, and their figure had defini... | |
[WP]As the story unfolds, the reader turns out to be the villian | *Della walked home today. Her mum forgot her again. Her mum Alice was married to her job. She rounded the corner and saw a car parked there.*
*The man sitting in it was her teacher Mr Rawlings. He was her favorite teacher. He never gave her homework. And he always had a special gift for her. He was like a father to ... | "My last words to my world.
I do not write this letter in my blood, for I have not bled enough. I would have if I could have, even though I always keep a perfectly functional ballpoint pen on me. Blood fits last words with a macabre sincerity.
This factory, though, does not fit my end. I am sure it is a place of Deat... | |
[WP]As the story unfolds, the reader turns out to be the villian | I haven't slept. My body weakens day by day, and I waste away, but still I dare not sleep, for fear of what might happen. The doctor's say it's an illness of the mind, a phantom of the psyche. Oh it's a phantom alright, and it is in my head, but it's real.
At first, I thought it was just the creaking of the old house.... | "My last words to my world.
I do not write this letter in my blood, for I have not bled enough. I would have if I could have, even though I always keep a perfectly functional ballpoint pen on me. Blood fits last words with a macabre sincerity.
This factory, though, does not fit my end. I am sure it is a place of Deat... | |
[WP]As the story unfolds, the reader turns out to be the villian | I haven't slept. My body weakens day by day, and I waste away, but still I dare not sleep, for fear of what might happen. The doctor's say it's an illness of the mind, a phantom of the psyche. Oh it's a phantom alright, and it is in my head, but it's real.
At first, I thought it was just the creaking of the old house.... | *Della walked home today. Her mum forgot her again. Her mum Alice was married to her job. She rounded the corner and saw a car parked there.*
*The man sitting in it was her teacher Mr Rawlings. He was her favorite teacher. He never gave her homework. And he always had a special gift for her. He was like a father to ... | |
[WP] You are brought to a meeting with 9 other versions of you at different ages. The topic of the meeting is "What went wrong and how to fix it." | The eight versions sat at a large rectangular wooden table. They were arranged from youngest to oldest, four on each side. The room was filled with deafening silence. Every one of them sat there glaring over their left shoulder at the past, and recoiling from the piercing gaze of the future. | "How many times has he done this now?" It's a question I always asked, I don't know why but I always ask it. Ever since this crazy damn technology was created this one guy has always shown up on a near monthly basis.
"I think this is the 12th time. We have to cut him off after this otherwise it's really going to sc... | |
[WP] You are brought to a meeting with 9 other versions of you at different ages. The topic of the meeting is "What went wrong and how to fix it." | They all stared at him. Was it because he was the youngest one? Was it because they were all short?
"You're all gonna tell me to drink milk, aren't you! Because I never get taller! I won't do it! I don't care if I'm short forever!"
They didn't say anything.
"Well if that's not it, what is it with you guys!?... | "How many times has he done this now?" It's a question I always asked, I don't know why but I always ask it. Ever since this crazy damn technology was created this one guy has always shown up on a near monthly basis.
"I think this is the 12th time. We have to cut him off after this otherwise it's really going to sc... | |
[WP] You are brought to a meeting with 9 other versions of you at different ages. The topic of the meeting is "What went wrong and how to fix it." | The infant appeared first. A chubby baby, his black hair was just beginning to come in, and I slid my hand over it as I picked him up to rock him. The skinny husky had managed to follow him, and began growling deep in his throat as he looked up at me. I rocked the sleeping babe in my arms and knelt down next to the hus... | "How many times has he done this now?" It's a question I always asked, I don't know why but I always ask it. Ever since this crazy damn technology was created this one guy has always shown up on a near monthly basis.
"I think this is the 12th time. We have to cut him off after this otherwise it's really going to sc... | |
[WP] You are brought to a meeting with 9 other versions of you at different ages. The topic of the meeting is "What went wrong and how to fix it." | They stared quietly at 21.
She looked at the floor. She didn't want 4, 10, 14 or 18 to see their future, nor 32, 46, 55 and 74 to see their past. To see the bruises. The black eye.
What went wrong? Ha. She was what had gone wrong.
"21?" said a gentle voice, tempered by age and experience. "21, look at me."
It w... | "How many times has he done this now?" It's a question I always asked, I don't know why but I always ask it. Ever since this crazy damn technology was created this one guy has always shown up on a near monthly basis.
"I think this is the 12th time. We have to cut him off after this otherwise it's really going to sc... | |
[WP] You are brought to a meeting with 9 other versions of you at different ages. The topic of the meeting is "What went wrong and how to fix it." | They all stared at him. Was it because he was the youngest one? Was it because they were all short?
"You're all gonna tell me to drink milk, aren't you! Because I never get taller! I won't do it! I don't care if I'm short forever!"
They didn't say anything.
"Well if that's not it, what is it with you guys!?... | A new invention had swept over the world, a big product made by Apple called the iSelf. It allowed one to communicate with past and future selves. One time use only, and it cost a lot of money. It was spouted as a fantastical product.
public_compliance had been given one for study purposes. She had signed up to part... | |
[WP] You are brought to a meeting with 9 other versions of you at different ages. The topic of the meeting is "What went wrong and how to fix it." | The infant appeared first. A chubby baby, his black hair was just beginning to come in, and I slid my hand over it as I picked him up to rock him. The skinny husky had managed to follow him, and began growling deep in his throat as he looked up at me. I rocked the sleeping babe in my arms and knelt down next to the hus... | A new invention had swept over the world, a big product made by Apple called the iSelf. It allowed one to communicate with past and future selves. One time use only, and it cost a lot of money. It was spouted as a fantastical product.
public_compliance had been given one for study purposes. She had signed up to part... | |
[WP] You are brought to a meeting with 9 other versions of you at different ages. The topic of the meeting is "What went wrong and how to fix it." | The eight versions sat at a large rectangular wooden table. They were arranged from youngest to oldest, four on each side. The room was filled with deafening silence. Every one of them sat there glaring over their left shoulder at the past, and recoiling from the piercing gaze of the future. | Charlie stared at Charlie, who he noticed was too preoccupied deriding Charlie to pay any attention to his glares. Charlie sat down and took count. There are nine Charlies at the table, and Charlie paid good money to the Omni Corporation to have nine decades of Charlie brought here, in Charlies house. Well...Charlie's ... | |
[WP] You are brought to a meeting with 9 other versions of you at different ages. The topic of the meeting is "What went wrong and how to fix it." | They all stared at him. Was it because he was the youngest one? Was it because they were all short?
"You're all gonna tell me to drink milk, aren't you! Because I never get taller! I won't do it! I don't care if I'm short forever!"
They didn't say anything.
"Well if that's not it, what is it with you guys!?... | Charlie stared at Charlie, who he noticed was too preoccupied deriding Charlie to pay any attention to his glares. Charlie sat down and took count. There are nine Charlies at the table, and Charlie paid good money to the Omni Corporation to have nine decades of Charlie brought here, in Charlies house. Well...Charlie's ... | |
[WP] You are brought to a meeting with 9 other versions of you at different ages. The topic of the meeting is "What went wrong and how to fix it." | The infant appeared first. A chubby baby, his black hair was just beginning to come in, and I slid my hand over it as I picked him up to rock him. The skinny husky had managed to follow him, and began growling deep in his throat as he looked up at me. I rocked the sleeping babe in my arms and knelt down next to the hus... | Charlie stared at Charlie, who he noticed was too preoccupied deriding Charlie to pay any attention to his glares. Charlie sat down and took count. There are nine Charlies at the table, and Charlie paid good money to the Omni Corporation to have nine decades of Charlie brought here, in Charlies house. Well...Charlie's ... | |
[WP] You are brought to a meeting with 9 other versions of you at different ages. The topic of the meeting is "What went wrong and how to fix it." | They stared quietly at 21.
She looked at the floor. She didn't want 4, 10, 14 or 18 to see their future, nor 32, 46, 55 and 74 to see their past. To see the bruises. The black eye.
What went wrong? Ha. She was what had gone wrong.
"21?" said a gentle voice, tempered by age and experience. "21, look at me."
It w... | Charlie stared at Charlie, who he noticed was too preoccupied deriding Charlie to pay any attention to his glares. Charlie sat down and took count. There are nine Charlies at the table, and Charlie paid good money to the Omni Corporation to have nine decades of Charlie brought here, in Charlies house. Well...Charlie's ... | |
[WP] You are brought to a meeting with 9 other versions of you at different ages. The topic of the meeting is "What went wrong and how to fix it." | They all stared at him. Was it because he was the youngest one? Was it because they were all short?
"You're all gonna tell me to drink milk, aren't you! Because I never get taller! I won't do it! I don't care if I'm short forever!"
They didn't say anything.
"Well if that's not it, what is it with you guys!?... | The eight versions sat at a large rectangular wooden table. They were arranged from youngest to oldest, four on each side. The room was filled with deafening silence. Every one of them sat there glaring over their left shoulder at the past, and recoiling from the piercing gaze of the future. | |
[WP] You are brought to a meeting with 9 other versions of you at different ages. The topic of the meeting is "What went wrong and how to fix it." | The infant appeared first. A chubby baby, his black hair was just beginning to come in, and I slid my hand over it as I picked him up to rock him. The skinny husky had managed to follow him, and began growling deep in his throat as he looked up at me. I rocked the sleeping babe in my arms and knelt down next to the hus... | The eight versions sat at a large rectangular wooden table. They were arranged from youngest to oldest, four on each side. The room was filled with deafening silence. Every one of them sat there glaring over their left shoulder at the past, and recoiling from the piercing gaze of the future. | |
[WP] You are brought to a meeting with 9 other versions of you at different ages. The topic of the meeting is "What went wrong and how to fix it." | They stared quietly at 21.
She looked at the floor. She didn't want 4, 10, 14 or 18 to see their future, nor 32, 46, 55 and 74 to see their past. To see the bruises. The black eye.
What went wrong? Ha. She was what had gone wrong.
"21?" said a gentle voice, tempered by age and experience. "21, look at me."
It w... | The eight versions sat at a large rectangular wooden table. They were arranged from youngest to oldest, four on each side. The room was filled with deafening silence. Every one of them sat there glaring over their left shoulder at the past, and recoiling from the piercing gaze of the future. | |
[WP] A child inadvertently steps on an insect, killing it. The other insects try to interpret the reasons behind the event. The leading theory is an act of the divine. | Martin scuttled back into the ant hill as fast as his six small legs would take him. "Clive! Clive!" he exclaimed slightly out of breath. "Martin what is it?" Clive retorted reluctantly "Its Jack, he's been killed! A giant stone came down from the sky and crushed him when we were collecting food, I don't understand wha... | Nnnfa was the most annoying of ants. She did not dance as other ants danced. She did not touch antennae as other ants touched antennae. She ate too much food and did too little work. Plus she had this habit of not grooming for several weeks, forcing the whole hill to smell her smell.
Hffp knew there were giants just... | |
[WP] A child inadvertently steps on an insect, killing it. The other insects try to interpret the reasons behind the event. The leading theory is an act of the divine. | "All I'm saying is this could have big implications for religion," the cockroach drunkenly slurred.
"What implications? And who said anything about religion? I really don't see what you're drawing from all this." This from a fiery termite who was pounding one leg against the bottle top table enthusiastically. It jumpe... | Nnnfa was the most annoying of ants. She did not dance as other ants danced. She did not touch antennae as other ants touched antennae. She ate too much food and did too little work. Plus she had this habit of not grooming for several weeks, forcing the whole hill to smell her smell.
Hffp knew there were giants just... | |
[WP] A child inadvertently steps on an insect, killing it. The other insects try to interpret the reasons behind the event. The leading theory is an act of the divine. | "All I'm saying is this could have big implications for religion," the cockroach drunkenly slurred.
"What implications? And who said anything about religion? I really don't see what you're drawing from all this." This from a fiery termite who was pounding one leg against the bottle top table enthusiastically. It jumpe... | Martin scuttled back into the ant hill as fast as his six small legs would take him. "Clive! Clive!" he exclaimed slightly out of breath. "Martin what is it?" Clive retorted reluctantly "Its Jack, he's been killed! A giant stone came down from the sky and crushed him when we were collecting food, I don't understand wha... | |
[WP] A girl receives a phone call from her sister that their parents were just killed in a horrific incident. Write that conversation. | Her phone buzzed angrily against the wooden table. Her eyes flickered for a second away from the reality TV show, and then after a second, she lazily flicked the screen, taking the call.
"'Ello?"
"Oh god. Lily. Thank god. You picked up. Oh god. M-Mom. Dad. They- Oh god."
Her back tightened and she sat up. "Rose? Wha... | Erika stared at the phone. There were no clocks in the room, but she knew the time. She found it surprising, the way her mind worked right at this moment. She seemed to be taking in every little unimportant detail. Her breathing was steadier then she expected, she wasn't upset, or scared, not even sad.
She reached out... | |
[WP] A girl receives a phone call from her sister that their parents were just killed in a horrific incident. Write that conversation. | Her phone buzzed angrily against the wooden table. Her eyes flickered for a second away from the reality TV show, and then after a second, she lazily flicked the screen, taking the call.
"'Ello?"
"Oh god. Lily. Thank god. You picked up. Oh god. M-Mom. Dad. They- Oh god."
Her back tightened and she sat up. "Rose? Wha... | This is my first serious post. Sorry it's so long. I feel like it's kind of cheesy, but my friend had this happen to her and I'm loosely writing it off of her story. Names are changed of course.
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Before she opened her eyes, L... | |
[WP] A Secret Service Agent recounts how different US Presidents reacted on learning America's deepest secrets. | They all swear.
No, honestly, they all do. By our little insider lore, everybody from Jefferson on has cursed like sailors, un... unleashed such vertiginous torrents of abysmal, miasmal filth, is the traditional expression, that if there was a reporter present they wouldn't be elected a dogcatcher, not in a million ye... | "Any threes there Jim?"
"Go fish Bob"
"Arses"
"So ... how did the new guy react?"
"To what, Jim?"
"You know, to THE NEWS. All the secret crap. I had to tell the last guy. Acted like a kid finding out Santa was real. Was so weird to see someone so happy to know all that"
"Well, he got real quiet. Asked how long we... | |
[WP] A police officer and an arrested criminal manage to survive the apocalypse in their police car, the officer is conflicted about trusting and freeing the criminal as they struggle to survive. | "You ever hear the story of the scorpion and the frog?"
"What? Y'all crazy. World's gone kaput and you're hearing yappin' on about a frog."
"My momma told me it, long time ago. Shows who people really are."
"I ain't no frog man!"
"It's a metaphor." The office shifted in the car, turning in his seat. "Anyway, you're... | “I’m telling you man, I am one hundred percent completely innocent!” Daniel yelled as he slammed his handcuffed fists against the gate separating the front row of seats from the back. The officer did not turn his head or speak, but simply looked out the front window of the cruiser into the thunderstorm building outside... | |
You were born with a thin and resilient film along the outside of your nervous system! Impervious to interfering brain waves and substantially resistant to pain.
Who took over everyone's mind? What group? What government? What SPECIES? How did they do it? What are their motives? What are their plans?
| [WP] The world falls victim to mind control, and due to genetic mutation, you are unaffected. You don't know if you're the only one, or what you are going to do next. | *The following posts are taken from an online blog. Post dates follow the Gregorian Calendar and some posts contain language considered offensive at the time of posting.*
 
*Apr 12 2015*
Everyone’s so distant today. :(
 
*Apr 13 2015*
Mark hasn’t spoken to me all day. I wish he would just tell... | It's funny how easy it is to get away with....... pretty much anything in a world where everyone is under mind control.
It started in Laos, of all places. A brilliant scientist managed to figure out how to transmit human though to machines. The part that began this horror show was the fact that his research showed how... |
[WP] Using exactly 50 words, tell me a complete story. | Today's the day.
Wednesday.
Today I will tell the girl of my dreams that I love her.
My watch reads 7:56AM.
She'll be here soon.
My fear grows.
I grasp the rose in my pocket.
8:00am, she'll walk through.
"Hi", she said, passing by, with her friend next to her.
Tomorrow's the day. Thursday. | (An example, perhaps?)
Clean, tidy, and organized. Just how she liked it. Everything exactly where she thought it should be.
It didn't matter to her that God had put hands on wrists on arms. She preferred hands sewn onto backs.
And so, with a needle, some thread, and the occasional gunshot, she reorganized. | |
[WP] Using exactly 50 words, tell me a complete story. | Eggs and toast.
Same shit, every day.
I look up at the sun with one thought.
Today.
Today, I will change my life.
I will talk to my kids.
I will hug my wife.
.. most importantly.
I will smile. I will fucking smile.
The morning alarm goes off- I’m awake. Tomorrow.
| (An example, perhaps?)
Clean, tidy, and organized. Just how she liked it. Everything exactly where she thought it should be.
It didn't matter to her that God had put hands on wrists on arms. She preferred hands sewn onto backs.
And so, with a needle, some thread, and the occasional gunshot, she reorganized. | |
[WP] "I'm coughing up blood and it ain't mine" | The blood spilled out of my mouth. As I had destroyed the soldier sent to kill me, by ripping out his throat, some blood had went into my lungs.
I was the last of my kind, thanks to the "brave" and "courageous" soldiers. So what, I was a vampire. I had never hurt a person before the war began.
They had hunted us down... | The response was no. I was adamant. I would not take no for an answer. I was warned about the risks, the filth, but I wasn't really listening. I went ahead and did it anyways. The chance to save millions with this one sided effort. I would not be stopped.
I let my emotions get the best of me. The deed was done. Hours... | |
[WP] "I'm coughing up blood and it ain't mine" | I'm coughing up blood that isn't mine,
A finger of fear shivers down my spine,
Just a week ago I'd been feeling fine,
But, now there's blood that is not mine.
The patient had been very sick,
The Ebola virus deadly quick,
I, the doctor they had picked,
To handle blood that was not mine.
Her eyes blazed red in slackene... | The response was no. I was adamant. I would not take no for an answer. I was warned about the risks, the filth, but I wasn't really listening. I went ahead and did it anyways. The chance to save millions with this one sided effort. I would not be stopped.
I let my emotions get the best of me. The deed was done. Hours... | |
[WP] "I'm coughing up blood and it ain't mine" | I'm coughing up blood that isn't mine,
A finger of fear shivers down my spine,
Just a week ago I'd been feeling fine,
But, now there's blood that is not mine.
The patient had been very sick,
The Ebola virus deadly quick,
I, the doctor they had picked,
To handle blood that was not mine.
Her eyes blazed red in slackene... | No! Not like this! Jumped to my feet; sprinted the walkway.
No! Not here! All smiles faded. Water and slick grass under my feet.
Now on my knees. Pounding, pounding again and again.
Screams all around.
A blaring siren swift approaching.
Kiss me back!
"Let go! LET GO OF ME!"
"It's no use, she's already dead."
A ... | |
[WP]: write something that will make me say "what the fuck?" out loud | She smiled and then turned to lick the hairy, sweaty back of the man who stood next to her holding the umbrella. A chimp wearing a tuxedo rode a tricycle through the room hurling bananas. That was when the tuba players turned as one and shot out a purple spray of sweet tasting liquid out of their brass instruments. The... | There was a knock on the door. Outside it a tall, dark-haired woman stood, silently observing me. I stepped back and gestured for her to enter, and she obeyed, shutting the door behind her. Her hands then moved down to the front of her pants, which she began to unbutton with the expert motions that whisper of long expe... | |
[WP]: write something that will make me say "what the fuck?" out loud | Grandpa put me up on his lap.
"Did I ever tell you the time I got a sinus infection for a whole straight damn fucking week, sonny boy??"
"No papa, you never told me thaaat story!!"
"It was a hot as a mother fuck summer day and I just turned 22. I was having a few beers with the boys in our apartment when someone brou... | There was a knock on the door. Outside it a tall, dark-haired woman stood, silently observing me. I stepped back and gestured for her to enter, and she obeyed, shutting the door behind her. Her hands then moved down to the front of her pants, which she began to unbutton with the expert motions that whisper of long expe... | |
Thinks centaur, werewolf, drider, mermaids and so on.
It will be fun watching the vegetarian wake up as a half-tiger. | [WP] Everyone on earth suddenly wakes up as half-animals. | Radiation? Divine intervention? Honestly, I’ve no clue. All I know is that when I awoke this morning, massive shit had went down all across the world. And if I were to be more honest, I never expected such a thing to happen while I was living in my parent’s basement of all things.
You see, my wife, twin son and daught... | I was woken by a tickling sensation on my nose. I sat up in bed, rubbing my eyes. Then I stopped, and looked down at my hands in horror.
They were covered in soft black fur, with only my palm and the undersides of my fingers left exposed. I realised that my arms were also covered in fur.
I scrambled off the bed and l... |
[WP] During an excavation a strange crystal is dug up, magic suddenly floods back into the world. | There are few humans alive today who know the truth, the *entire* truth, of our history.
It was something we had not thought to question until last year. We had thought, until then, that what we knew about our origins was correct, that we were seeing the whole picture. But there is only uncertainty now. The picture, ... | *Deep in a lost pyramid, the famous Glass family attempt to recover the funds they lost to gambling. Surrounded by hieroglyphs Reginald actually spots something, much to this narrators surprise.*
"Honey pie! Come look at this!"
Reginald had his hands deep in the sand pulling it up, a beautiful diamond which caught th... | |
[WP] During an excavation a strange crystal is dug up, magic suddenly floods back into the world. | I felt something today at lunch. I was eating a bagel with some of my coworkers and it felt like the air got thin and almost organized after one of them got pissed off at another. They felt it too. It confused us all. It felt like before though.
There were about twenty-five of us at the binding all those years ago.... | *Deep in a lost pyramid, the famous Glass family attempt to recover the funds they lost to gambling. Surrounded by hieroglyphs Reginald actually spots something, much to this narrators surprise.*
"Honey pie! Come look at this!"
Reginald had his hands deep in the sand pulling it up, a beautiful diamond which caught th... | |
[WP] During an excavation a strange crystal is dug up, magic suddenly floods back into the world. | There are few humans alive today who know the truth, the *entire* truth, of our history.
It was something we had not thought to question until last year. We had thought, until then, that what we knew about our origins was correct, that we were seeing the whole picture. But there is only uncertainty now. The picture, ... | The dragons awoke: angry, powerful, and hungry.
* * *
**Prologue**
It started in a random spot in England, as these things do. "Merlin's Tomb" they called it. The archeologists claimed to have found the burial site of the historical figure. It was unadorned, unmarked, and otherwise unremarkable. It was, we later ... | |
[WP] During an excavation a strange crystal is dug up, magic suddenly floods back into the world. | There are few humans alive today who know the truth, the *entire* truth, of our history.
It was something we had not thought to question until last year. We had thought, until then, that what we knew about our origins was correct, that we were seeing the whole picture. But there is only uncertainty now. The picture, ... | I felt it as the seal broke. We all felt it. Humanity's lost history was dug screeching out of our earth. Humanity once again wielded magic. Magic, however, was sealed for a reason. A very good one. How would I know this? Well lets just say I was the cause.
Long time ago humans had full control over magic. However mag... | |
[WP] During an excavation a strange crystal is dug up, magic suddenly floods back into the world. | Multi-part story incoming.
**Part One: Magic and the Killer.**
Damien was a very patient person. When Harriet had left that morning, Damien found his way into the house with ease. She always left the back door unlocked, a fatal flaw for a woman so beautiful. As he took in his surroundings and memorized the la... | "And there will come a day, where he shall come back onto this earth with fury and wrath, with vengeance and might, and STRIKE DOWN ALL THE HEATHENS, SINNERS, HOMOSEXUALS AND FORNICA-"
For the first time in twenty years of preaching, Reverend Solomon Jacks had stopped mid sermon. His congregation still swaying to the ... | |
[WP] A man has the ability to eradicate events from history simply by writing about them. | I walked out of the classroom, holding in my mind the knowledge that I had failed Political Science. I hadn't studied. I hadn't prepared. I had done nothing. I just went in, scribbled a ton of answers down and left. My heart was relaxed and a smile was on my face. I went down and bought a mocha from the coffee shop and... | *And when those two collided, it was kismet; they knew they were meant to be. They leaned in to kiss each other as was expected. They made love later that night as was expected. When she became pregnant, he married her. When they had been married three weeks, she fell. They had the funeral for the tiny coffin a we... | |
[WP] A man has the ability to eradicate events from history simply by writing about them. | As Bruce opened the mysterious book, he felt accomplished. He had gone on a wacky adventure to obtain this artifact. After decades of studying, solving contraptions and escaping dungeons, he pieced together the purpose of this book. It translated as "Erase the Past".
He knew what he wanted to write. He would to erase ... | *And when those two collided, it was kismet; they knew they were meant to be. They leaned in to kiss each other as was expected. They made love later that night as was expected. When she became pregnant, he married her. When they had been married three weeks, she fell. They had the funeral for the tiny coffin a we... | |
[WP] A man has the ability to eradicate events from history simply by writing about them. | As Bruce opened the mysterious book, he felt accomplished. He had gone on a wacky adventure to obtain this artifact. After decades of studying, solving contraptions and escaping dungeons, he pieced together the purpose of this book. It translated as "Erase the Past".
He knew what he wanted to write. He would to erase ... | I walked out of the classroom, holding in my mind the knowledge that I had failed Political Science. I hadn't studied. I hadn't prepared. I had done nothing. I just went in, scribbled a ton of answers down and left. My heart was relaxed and a smile was on my face. I went down and bought a mocha from the coffee shop and... | |
[WP]You go in complaining of a simple ache in your chest. The doctor wakes you up after an emergency medical procedure, you're surrounded by scientists and called. "The only one of your kind." | I dragged myself awake to the sound of voices.
"Are the contractions over?"
"Yes, doctor. The patients condition has stabilized. Blood flow is interesting, to say the least, but it conforms to the patients measured average."
"What's our average based on?"
"Six months of monitoring, doctor. Constant."
Six months?
... | The doors in the medical center opened as I began clutching my chest because of this unbearable pain. "Hello, there! Welcome to the center, what do you need?" A cheery clerk asked. Without hesitation, I simply said "I have chest pain going on for around a few days now, it's become unbearable." And that's all I remember... | |
[WP] Humanity has unlocked immortality, but it's not what they expected. As a result the practice is banned | When it began, I was called Genius. I changed the face of science, laughed at death, and ushered in the era of the superman.
I was called Leader. My favored few were picked from the multitudes of man, and together we challenged any and all who would seek to do harm.
We were called Hero. We fought wickedness, cruelty... | It started out great. we could not die. It started with a few wealthy people being the first to use it but then started filtering out to the masses. An end to sickness and death. It sounded like paradise. Then the economics of a world without death started to sink in.
The unemployment rate started to skyrocket. If no ... | |
[WP] Humanity has unlocked immortality, but it's not what they expected. As a result the practice is banned | 113 years ago today, humanity stopped aging. The Serum gave everlasting life - mass produced, sold on corner-store counter-tops, it spread as a time-halting pandemic across the developed world. Initially, it was wildly embraced. Husbands and wives went Immo together. Families held reunions and went Immo en masse. Creat... | It started out great. we could not die. It started with a few wealthy people being the first to use it but then started filtering out to the masses. An end to sickness and death. It sounded like paradise. Then the economics of a world without death started to sink in.
The unemployment rate started to skyrocket. If no ... | |
[WP] Humanity has unlocked immortality, but it's not what they expected. As a result the practice is banned | 113 years ago today, humanity stopped aging. The Serum gave everlasting life - mass produced, sold on corner-store counter-tops, it spread as a time-halting pandemic across the developed world. Initially, it was wildly embraced. Husbands and wives went Immo together. Families held reunions and went Immo en masse. Creat... | When it began, I was called Genius. I changed the face of science, laughed at death, and ushered in the era of the superman.
I was called Leader. My favored few were picked from the multitudes of man, and together we challenged any and all who would seek to do harm.
We were called Hero. We fought wickedness, cruelty... | |
[WP] A man cursed with the gift of knowing the time and circumstances of everyone's death but his own. | It began as a young child, but then it was only a feeling that came over him at times. As he grew into his teenage years, he began to fully understand what he was capable of. At first he could only sense the impending death of people he had a personal connection with, but with time he could merely lock eyes with anyone... | Tick. Tick. Tick. Aaron taps his pencil frantically against his desk as the sounds of the clock's gears refract about his skull. Beads of sweat roll down his face. It's about to happen.
Tick tick tick, five seconds. First, the woman in the desk by the window facing the street will stand up and scream. Tick. A horn bl... | |
[WP] A man cursed with the gift of knowing the time and circumstances of everyone's death but his own. | He sat outside the café by himself quietly sipping at his coffee and watching the people go by. He followed some with more interest than others. A woman, pushing a pram with a baby had only days left. She would kill herself. An old man with a worn and beaten walking stick would die in fourteen years at the age of ninet... | Tick. Tick. Tick. Aaron taps his pencil frantically against his desk as the sounds of the clock's gears refract about his skull. Beads of sweat roll down his face. It's about to happen.
Tick tick tick, five seconds. First, the woman in the desk by the window facing the street will stand up and scream. Tick. A horn bl... | |
[WP] A man cursed with the gift of knowing the time and circumstances of everyone's death but his own. | He sat outside the café by himself quietly sipping at his coffee and watching the people go by. He followed some with more interest than others. A woman, pushing a pram with a baby had only days left. She would kill herself. An old man with a worn and beaten walking stick would die in fourteen years at the age of ninet... | It began as a young child, but then it was only a feeling that came over him at times. As he grew into his teenage years, he began to fully understand what he was capable of. At first he could only sense the impending death of people he had a personal connection with, but with time he could merely lock eyes with anyone... | |
Inspiration from /r/manga top post.
http://imgur.com/gallery/J5sbp | [WP] In the fear of becoming a Main Character, the main character lives his whole life avoiding cliche story lines and interactions | "What?" The old man stroked his long white beard in disbelief.
"I asked if there are any hot girls in it for me" said Rick as he put his legs on his desk.
The old man frowned "Well there is this tsundere w.."
"No thanks" Rick interrupted him. "I want one that would do ANYTHING for me. Next please"
"But the world ne... | He ducked beneath the low lying roofs. In this part of town, the buildings were old, and the populace generally lacking sobriety. The alleyways were the main passage of travel for young Josef, only using main streets when absolutely necessary. While not swimming in despair and poverty, his pockets were as deep as th... |
Inspiration from /r/manga top post.
http://imgur.com/gallery/J5sbp | [WP] In the fear of becoming a Main Character, the main character lives his whole life avoiding cliche story lines and interactions | Listen here, i'll only tell you once.
I'm special, but not in a good way.
Everyday something that you only see on T.V happens to me.
Brightly colored letters, shady mails for a "Vacation", a "job" as a night guard at a museum.
I have to dig through this shit everyday to continue on with my life.
But now i'm differ... | He ducked beneath the low lying roofs. In this part of town, the buildings were old, and the populace generally lacking sobriety. The alleyways were the main passage of travel for young Josef, only using main streets when absolutely necessary. While not swimming in despair and poverty, his pockets were as deep as th... |
Inspiration from /r/manga top post.
http://imgur.com/gallery/J5sbp | [WP] In the fear of becoming a Main Character, the main character lives his whole life avoiding cliche story lines and interactions | Bruce Brad Bayne was a nerd, so he knew when something wasn't right when he received a letter from a white bunny in a hurry, inviting him to a very *special* school. He thought it to be best to throw it away, but it would always find some annoying way back to him.
His mother had disappeared under mysterious circumstan... | He ducked beneath the low lying roofs. In this part of town, the buildings were old, and the populace generally lacking sobriety. The alleyways were the main passage of travel for young Josef, only using main streets when absolutely necessary. While not swimming in despair and poverty, his pockets were as deep as th... |
Inspiration from /r/manga top post.
http://imgur.com/gallery/J5sbp | [WP] In the fear of becoming a Main Character, the main character lives his whole life avoiding cliche story lines and interactions | "Hey, Rob! I was wondering if you had any plans tonight? I heard that new seafood restaurant across town is opening-"
"Sorry, Denise, but I have something to do, and I don't have time."
"Maybe next week?"
"How about never?"
"Okay..."
*******
"Rob, get in the car *now*!"
"Wha- why?"
"No time to explain, just-"
... | He ducked beneath the low lying roofs. In this part of town, the buildings were old, and the populace generally lacking sobriety. The alleyways were the main passage of travel for young Josef, only using main streets when absolutely necessary. While not swimming in despair and poverty, his pockets were as deep as th... |
Inspiration from /r/manga top post.
http://imgur.com/gallery/J5sbp | [WP] In the fear of becoming a Main Character, the main character lives his whole life avoiding cliche story lines and interactions | Today was going so well too.
It was your typical wednesday and Gordon was on his way home from skipping school. Not that he was a bad student but the new transfer student had asked him to meet after school and gauging from his heavy accent and aloof personality that what he had to say wasn't anything he'd like to her... | He ducked beneath the low lying roofs. In this part of town, the buildings were old, and the populace generally lacking sobriety. The alleyways were the main passage of travel for young Josef, only using main streets when absolutely necessary. While not swimming in despair and poverty, his pockets were as deep as th... |
Inspiration from /r/manga top post.
http://imgur.com/gallery/J5sbp | [WP] In the fear of becoming a Main Character, the main character lives his whole life avoiding cliche story lines and interactions | **I Am NPC**
I feel blessed to live in a pretty nondescript town. There’s a weapons shop, armor shop, tavern, side-quest alley and mini-game market down by the river. We’re not too close to the bandits in the East or the royal capital in the North. All in all, the winters are pretty mild, the summers aren’t too hot... | He ducked beneath the low lying roofs. In this part of town, the buildings were old, and the populace generally lacking sobriety. The alleyways were the main passage of travel for young Josef, only using main streets when absolutely necessary. While not swimming in despair and poverty, his pockets were as deep as th... |
Inspiration from /r/manga top post.
http://imgur.com/gallery/J5sbp | [WP] In the fear of becoming a Main Character, the main character lives his whole life avoiding cliche story lines and interactions | Listen here, i'll only tell you once.
I'm special, but not in a good way.
Everyday something that you only see on T.V happens to me.
Brightly colored letters, shady mails for a "Vacation", a "job" as a night guard at a museum.
I have to dig through this shit everyday to continue on with my life.
But now i'm differ... | His name was Bill. So he changed it to Bartleby.
That had happened on Friday, at 10:32am. The lawyer and judge who presided over the proceedings were silent, efficient, and sticklers for properly executed paperwork. The sound of a staple being applied to a stack of forms was the final punctuation on the ceremony. The... |
Inspiration from /r/manga top post.
http://imgur.com/gallery/J5sbp | [WP] In the fear of becoming a Main Character, the main character lives his whole life avoiding cliche story lines and interactions | Today was going so well too.
It was your typical wednesday and Gordon was on his way home from skipping school. Not that he was a bad student but the new transfer student had asked him to meet after school and gauging from his heavy accent and aloof personality that what he had to say wasn't anything he'd like to her... | Bruce Brad Bayne was a nerd, so he knew when something wasn't right when he received a letter from a white bunny in a hurry, inviting him to a very *special* school. He thought it to be best to throw it away, but it would always find some annoying way back to him.
His mother had disappeared under mysterious circumstan... |
Inspiration from /r/manga top post.
http://imgur.com/gallery/J5sbp | [WP] In the fear of becoming a Main Character, the main character lives his whole life avoiding cliche story lines and interactions | **I Am NPC**
I feel blessed to live in a pretty nondescript town. There’s a weapons shop, armor shop, tavern, side-quest alley and mini-game market down by the river. We’re not too close to the bandits in the East or the royal capital in the North. All in all, the winters are pretty mild, the summers aren’t too hot... | Bruce Brad Bayne was a nerd, so he knew when something wasn't right when he received a letter from a white bunny in a hurry, inviting him to a very *special* school. He thought it to be best to throw it away, but it would always find some annoying way back to him.
His mother had disappeared under mysterious circumstan... |
Inspiration from /r/manga top post.
http://imgur.com/gallery/J5sbp | [WP] In the fear of becoming a Main Character, the main character lives his whole life avoiding cliche story lines and interactions | **I Am NPC**
I feel blessed to live in a pretty nondescript town. There’s a weapons shop, armor shop, tavern, side-quest alley and mini-game market down by the river. We’re not too close to the bandits in the East or the royal capital in the North. All in all, the winters are pretty mild, the summers aren’t too hot... | Today was going so well too.
It was your typical wednesday and Gordon was on his way home from skipping school. Not that he was a bad student but the new transfer student had asked him to meet after school and gauging from his heavy accent and aloof personality that what he had to say wasn't anything he'd like to her... |
Inspiration from /r/manga top post.
http://imgur.com/gallery/J5sbp | [WP] In the fear of becoming a Main Character, the main character lives his whole life avoiding cliche story lines and interactions | **I Am NPC**
I feel blessed to live in a pretty nondescript town. There’s a weapons shop, armor shop, tavern, side-quest alley and mini-game market down by the river. We’re not too close to the bandits in the East or the royal capital in the North. All in all, the winters are pretty mild, the summers aren’t too hot... | “Johnny is so much more interesting than Mary. You're right, my name is Mary. One thing that was learned growing up is that you never say the word I. Fuck, just said it. Anywho. The center of attention is one thing Mary avoids. She hates it, makes her feel self conscious. Yes, she understands its supposed to be her sto... |
Inspiration from /r/manga top post.
http://imgur.com/gallery/J5sbp | [WP] In the fear of becoming a Main Character, the main character lives his whole life avoiding cliche story lines and interactions | “Oh my God,” Frankie said, “they’re in the building.”
“Who is?” I asked. The office Christmas party had just started. I enjoyed mingling with people from other departments, people I saw all the time but never really got a chance to know. Everyone seemed to be having a good time, except Frankie, who was covered in swea... | “Johnny is so much more interesting than Mary. You're right, my name is Mary. One thing that was learned growing up is that you never say the word I. Fuck, just said it. Anywho. The center of attention is one thing Mary avoids. She hates it, makes her feel self conscious. Yes, she understands its supposed to be her sto... |
Inspiration from /r/manga top post.
http://imgur.com/gallery/J5sbp | [WP] In the fear of becoming a Main Character, the main character lives his whole life avoiding cliche story lines and interactions | **I Am NPC**
I feel blessed to live in a pretty nondescript town. There’s a weapons shop, armor shop, tavern, side-quest alley and mini-game market down by the river. We’re not too close to the bandits in the East or the royal capital in the North. All in all, the winters are pretty mild, the summers aren’t too hot... | First prompt. Dunno why I wrote this at 12AM. Oh well. Guess the shows and win points! (not really)
I don't even know what I've written. I'm not even sorry.
_____
I swear, it's like the damn universe wants me to become a main character! I don't want to though, I'd much rather take the back seat when it comes to thi... |
Inspiration from /r/manga top post.
http://imgur.com/gallery/J5sbp | [WP] In the fear of becoming a Main Character, the main character lives his whole life avoiding cliche story lines and interactions | “Oh my God,” Frankie said, “they’re in the building.”
“Who is?” I asked. The office Christmas party had just started. I enjoyed mingling with people from other departments, people I saw all the time but never really got a chance to know. Everyone seemed to be having a good time, except Frankie, who was covered in swea... | First prompt. Dunno why I wrote this at 12AM. Oh well. Guess the shows and win points! (not really)
I don't even know what I've written. I'm not even sorry.
_____
I swear, it's like the damn universe wants me to become a main character! I don't want to though, I'd much rather take the back seat when it comes to thi... |
Inspiration from /r/manga top post.
http://imgur.com/gallery/J5sbp | [WP] In the fear of becoming a Main Character, the main character lives his whole life avoiding cliche story lines and interactions | Scott shuffled down the hall; the final bell had rung, and it was time to get out of dodge.
And, each and every day, what a time *that* was...
"Hey, Scotty!" Ronald Verrater slapped Scott on the shoulder. "We on for fencing practice, tomorrow?"
Scott shook his head, pushing forward and leaving Ronald behind.
Poor R... | First prompt. Dunno why I wrote this at 12AM. Oh well. Guess the shows and win points! (not really)
I don't even know what I've written. I'm not even sorry.
_____
I swear, it's like the damn universe wants me to become a main character! I don't want to though, I'd much rather take the back seat when it comes to thi... |
[WP] Humans have stopped using sharp objects and bullets to kill. Describe what happens in a war. | Marcus kneaded the bal in his hand. "This is not just a game, this is war" he thought as he warmed his hands for the upcoming fight. Next to him were the finest warriors America had to offer.
This battle would decide the conflict between America and China. Next to Marcus sat Zachary. Zachary cleaned his glasses one mo... | "It has been many, many years since we controlled reproduction". Susan said calmly to her daughter, she rarely spoke of these matters. "You and your sisters are so much alike, because ultimately, we are all copies of each other. Clones, they used to call us. Now since, we're all "clones" the word isn't used anymore". T... | |
[WP] Humans have stopped using sharp objects and bullets to kill. Describe what happens in a war. | Famous rappers from across the globe engage in hip-hop battles around the world. Prepared songs and covers are allowed, though extra points are awarded for freestyles.
Ceza teams up with Tech N9ne, Busta, Twista, Yelawolf, Jaz-O, All three Bones and the rest of the Midwest/Worldwide Choppers to form the lethal yet sur... | "It has been many, many years since we controlled reproduction". Susan said calmly to her daughter, she rarely spoke of these matters. "You and your sisters are so much alike, because ultimately, we are all copies of each other. Clones, they used to call us. Now since, we're all "clones" the word isn't used anymore". T... | |
[WP] Humans have stopped using sharp objects and bullets to kill. Describe what happens in a war. | Famous rappers from across the globe engage in hip-hop battles around the world. Prepared songs and covers are allowed, though extra points are awarded for freestyles.
Ceza teams up with Tech N9ne, Busta, Twista, Yelawolf, Jaz-O, All three Bones and the rest of the Midwest/Worldwide Choppers to form the lethal yet sur... | "*Dear Marie,*
*It has been 12 days since I last wrote you.*"
Marie looked upon the envelope on her desk. It was withered, ripped apart from all sides, yellow from fat and grease, despite the mark indicating it was sent just under two weeks ago. Marie took the envelope in her hand and stroke it across her cheek, cont... | |
[WP] Humans have stopped using sharp objects and bullets to kill. Describe what happens in a war. | Boris Volkov, the Russian Prime Minister, looked across the table with steely eyes. His gaze was met by Anthony Chambers, the President of the US.
"It seems," a reporter could be heard in the distance talking to a camera, "that the negotiations have reached a much-predicted impasse. Could this be a revival of spirits ... | General Horatio Phillips signaled the readied 12th Fluff cannon group and ordered the 3rd Kings Own Hugable Rifles to prepare for battle. On the other side of the field lay the dreaded Snuggle Bunny division known to tickle prisoners of war. Was there no sanity in this dreaded war of the pillows? General Phillips rode ... | |
[WP] Humans have stopped using sharp objects and bullets to kill. Describe what happens in a war. | Neutron Instability Cascade, or NICs as we called them in the service were a new weapon of war. It replaced damn near everything overnight. Not really sure how it worked, but it somehow popped the neutrons off an atom, which in turn made the whole thing unstable. Not in a nuclear bomb sort of way, but turning folks int... | General Horatio Phillips signaled the readied 12th Fluff cannon group and ordered the 3rd Kings Own Hugable Rifles to prepare for battle. On the other side of the field lay the dreaded Snuggle Bunny division known to tickle prisoners of war. Was there no sanity in this dreaded war of the pillows? General Phillips rode ... | |
[WP] In a world where everyone had a watch that said how long you have left to live, you board a plane. When it takes off, everyones watch is set to 20 minutes | My L-watch sang a note, and so did every other L-watch on the plane. Each note was subtly different, creating a beautiful yet harrowing symphony, ending as abruptly as it began. In a following silence, a baby started crying.
I looked at my wrist. As of that moment, I had 20 minutes to live.
"This is captain speaking.... | Many cry. Some pray.
Most called their families. Shame.
Only just a glitch. | |
[WP]A new drug that makes you dream of a new life (from birth to death) but only for 5 minutes, and you are the beta tester. What the chemists didn't know is that in the dream time is altered and you feel like 80 years pass. Describe your dream! | Billy lived a good life. He had a loving wife and 4 children who gave him 9 grandchildren and 2 great grandchildren. He didn't want it to be over. But he was 80 years old and his health was failing. Sometimes people just know when their time has come. Billy's time was near.
"I'm so glad all four of my children ... | "Do you happen to see what happened to Elise and Carl at the fundraiser last night?"
"No I missed it but people have been goin on and on about how big a fool Elise made of Carl, so what happened?"
"Well so as the cameras switched from Carl as he was talking about all the good his new film was doing..."
Eric laid awake... | |
[WP]A new drug that makes you dream of a new life (from birth to death) but only for 5 minutes, and you are the beta tester. What the chemists didn't know is that in the dream time is altered and you feel like 80 years pass. Describe your dream! | Which one was it? How deep am I? I have to admit I am amazed the brain is capable of this much time dilation. OH, I am ahead of myself. Sorry, let me explain. On my 80th birthday, on my deathbed, I took part in a drug trial. It sank me into a deep sleep, meant to be my last one. They said it would allow me to live much... | "Do you happen to see what happened to Elise and Carl at the fundraiser last night?"
"No I missed it but people have been goin on and on about how big a fool Elise made of Carl, so what happened?"
"Well so as the cameras switched from Carl as he was talking about all the good his new film was doing..."
Eric laid awake... | |
[WP]A new drug that makes you dream of a new life (from birth to death) but only for 5 minutes, and you are the beta tester. What the chemists didn't know is that in the dream time is altered and you feel like 80 years pass. Describe your dream! | Not to detract from the actual responses but there was a guy that went through something similar in reaity that posted on reddit. Went into a brief coma and lived out a decade of a fantasy life in detail where he fell in love and got married and had children. Eventually the dream started to collapse in on itself and he... | "Do you happen to see what happened to Elise and Carl at the fundraiser last night?"
"No I missed it but people have been goin on and on about how big a fool Elise made of Carl, so what happened?"
"Well so as the cameras switched from Carl as he was talking about all the good his new film was doing..."
Eric laid awake... | |
[WP]A new drug that makes you dream of a new life (from birth to death) but only for 5 minutes, and you are the beta tester. What the chemists didn't know is that in the dream time is altered and you feel like 80 years pass. Describe your dream! | My name is Arthur Philips. I'm 80 years old. It is the year 2070 and this world doesn't exist. I have decided to share my story in hopes that I might not die in vain without anybody knowing the truth, should I be wrong about this false reality. But if I am right, this world will cease to exist with my death. My beloved... | "Do you happen to see what happened to Elise and Carl at the fundraiser last night?"
"No I missed it but people have been goin on and on about how big a fool Elise made of Carl, so what happened?"
"Well so as the cameras switched from Carl as he was talking about all the good his new film was doing..."
Eric laid awake... | |
[WP]A new drug that makes you dream of a new life (from birth to death) but only for 5 minutes, and you are the beta tester. What the chemists didn't know is that in the dream time is altered and you feel like 80 years pass. Describe your dream! | Not to detract from the actual responses but there was a guy that went through something similar in reaity that posted on reddit. Went into a brief coma and lived out a decade of a fantasy life in detail where he fell in love and got married and had children. Eventually the dream started to collapse in on itself and he... | **Just after he wakes up**
I slowly came back to myself. Off to one side, I could hear someone ask "How are you feeling, Mr. Lewis?"
"Fine. A little sleepy, I guess."
"That's perfectly normal." The doctor walked over to the monitors by his bedside. "Hm. Looks like all your vitals are steady, but we'll just keep you... | |
[WP]A new drug that makes you dream of a new life (from birth to death) but only for 5 minutes, and you are the beta tester. What the chemists didn't know is that in the dream time is altered and you feel like 80 years pass. Describe your dream! | My name is Arthur Philips. I'm 80 years old. It is the year 2070 and this world doesn't exist. I have decided to share my story in hopes that I might not die in vain without anybody knowing the truth, should I be wrong about this false reality. But if I am right, this world will cease to exist with my death. My beloved... | **Just after he wakes up**
I slowly came back to myself. Off to one side, I could hear someone ask "How are you feeling, Mr. Lewis?"
"Fine. A little sleepy, I guess."
"That's perfectly normal." The doctor walked over to the monitors by his bedside. "Hm. Looks like all your vitals are steady, but we'll just keep you... | |
That's all I'm giving you to go on. Use your imagination. | [WP] Skin is actually an alien parasite that long ago enslaved the peaceful skeletons of Earth. | It was easy, to be honest. At first, resistance was fierce. You fashioned crude blades out of whatever you could find. You hacked us from your bones systematically, until we lay in bloody shreds at your feet. We could do very little. For, if we are to exist, we exist only as an attachment. We are passengers, and you po... | [I'm thiiiirstyyyyy]
Michael jolted awake. His lips were bleeding again. He shook away the feeling that someone was in the room with him. He knew there wasnt; a priest came by upon his request a few weeks ago to check.
Whilst pouring himself another cup of water, he noticed something new. His hands, they were scaly.... |
That's all I'm giving you to go on. Use your imagination. | [WP] Skin is actually an alien parasite that long ago enslaved the peaceful skeletons of Earth. | Imagine two skelebros just reclining in chairs, and then they see the first line of skin parasites fall from the sky.
Left one shouts, "oh shit!" And jumps to his feet.
The right one said, "we gotta scare 'em off. You know how we need to do that."
"Aw yeh."
Then they both break into a spooky scary skeleton dance, w... | [I'm thiiiirstyyyyy]
Michael jolted awake. His lips were bleeding again. He shook away the feeling that someone was in the room with him. He knew there wasnt; a priest came by upon his request a few weeks ago to check.
Whilst pouring himself another cup of water, he noticed something new. His hands, they were scaly.... |
That's all I'm giving you to go on. Use your imagination. | [WP] Skin is actually an alien parasite that long ago enslaved the peaceful skeletons of Earth. | "Ah-hah!"
Everybody jumped. It wasn't what many would call a common occurrence to see a slightly disheveled man staring angrily at the exposed skin of his upper thighs in the middle of the street.
"You can no longer deceive me! For so long have your spiteful plans fooled me, but no more!"
Some coughs. A few barely ... | [I'm thiiiirstyyyyy]
Michael jolted awake. His lips were bleeding again. He shook away the feeling that someone was in the room with him. He knew there wasnt; a priest came by upon his request a few weeks ago to check.
Whilst pouring himself another cup of water, he noticed something new. His hands, they were scaly.... |
That's all I'm giving you to go on. Use your imagination. | [WP] Skin is actually an alien parasite that long ago enslaved the peaceful skeletons of Earth. | "You don't have to go in there if you don't want Jones."
"I can handle it boss, trust me."
"Listen Jones, it's barely been a month since you moved up from the desk. We can make you first one something easy, a regular homicide. Not this-"
Jones walks through the front door, leaving detective Morrison standing outside... | [I'm thiiiirstyyyyy]
Michael jolted awake. His lips were bleeding again. He shook away the feeling that someone was in the room with him. He knew there wasnt; a priest came by upon his request a few weeks ago to check.
Whilst pouring himself another cup of water, he noticed something new. His hands, they were scaly.... |
That's all I'm giving you to go on. Use your imagination. | [WP] Skin is actually an alien parasite that long ago enslaved the peaceful skeletons of Earth. | "Ah-hah!"
Everybody jumped. It wasn't what many would call a common occurrence to see a slightly disheveled man staring angrily at the exposed skin of his upper thighs in the middle of the street.
"You can no longer deceive me! For so long have your spiteful plans fooled me, but no more!"
Some coughs. A few barely ... | Imagine two skelebros just reclining in chairs, and then they see the first line of skin parasites fall from the sky.
Left one shouts, "oh shit!" And jumps to his feet.
The right one said, "we gotta scare 'em off. You know how we need to do that."
"Aw yeh."
Then they both break into a spooky scary skeleton dance, w... |
That's all I'm giving you to go on. Use your imagination. | [WP] Skin is actually an alien parasite that long ago enslaved the peaceful skeletons of Earth. | "You don't have to go in there if you don't want Jones."
"I can handle it boss, trust me."
"Listen Jones, it's barely been a month since you moved up from the desk. We can make you first one something easy, a regular homicide. Not this-"
Jones walks through the front door, leaving detective Morrison standing outside... | Imagine two skelebros just reclining in chairs, and then they see the first line of skin parasites fall from the sky.
Left one shouts, "oh shit!" And jumps to his feet.
The right one said, "we gotta scare 'em off. You know how we need to do that."
"Aw yeh."
Then they both break into a spooky scary skeleton dance, w... |
Tell me the story of how they died and their last moments. | [WP] God is dead. God died accidentally creating the universe. The Big Bang was it's death. | Why I am still alive and He is dead, I'm sure I will never know now.
It took us a long time to realise we had the power to do anything. We simply existed. When He moved for the first time, and he let go of my hand and grabbed my shoulder, I felt fear and excitement; the first emotions I had ever felt before. He inspir... | "Hey guys! Guys! Look at me, guys!"
A collective sigh goes up from the bar.
"What is it this time," one student asks, "Another space-warping snow globe? Because we all know how *that* particular experiment worked out."
"Okay, I know that one was a bit faulty, but I'm pretty sure I've got this handled. All we do is p... |
[WP] Office pranks get out of hand once humanity invents the 'respawn point' | Memo to all Employees of Brines and Barnum Law Office.
After the Incident on November 12th 2017 in which Senior Partner Kenneth Alvarez was transported from our Los Angeles offices to the deserts of northern Nevada by means of three weather balloons; Brines and Barnum has come to the decision that the following activ... | I was typing up my office reports when it happened. It was 12 AM; I had a seminar tomorrow at 5 AM and I really just wanted to go home and sleep. My coworker Tom was the only other one there. Suddenly, my computer was broken, shattered like a glass vase, and the knife that penetrated it had pierced my skull. Luckily, I... | |
[WP] Office pranks get out of hand once humanity invents the 'respawn point' | The day the respawn point was first sold publicly was awkward to say the least. Humanities innate desire to skip the manual and jump right into the fun cost countless of people their lives that day. Months of apprehensiveness followed where nobody would risk trying the product for themselves. Of course, this made bug t... | I was typing up my office reports when it happened. It was 12 AM; I had a seminar tomorrow at 5 AM and I really just wanted to go home and sleep. My coworker Tom was the only other one there. Suddenly, my computer was broken, shattered like a glass vase, and the knife that penetrated it had pierced my skull. Luckily, I... | |
[WP] Office pranks get out of hand once humanity invents the 'respawn point' | *Left side clear.*
*Nothing on the right.*
I crept silently from my office, TPS reports in hand.
*No trip wires in the hallway.*
Last week I had set off a shotgun, pieces of my brain were still stuck to the wall. Maintenance quit after having to deal with all of the clean up.
I made it to the copy machine and ope... | I was typing up my office reports when it happened. It was 12 AM; I had a seminar tomorrow at 5 AM and I really just wanted to go home and sleep. My coworker Tom was the only other one there. Suddenly, my computer was broken, shattered like a glass vase, and the knife that penetrated it had pierced my skull. Luckily, I... | |
[WP] Office pranks get out of hand once humanity invents the 'respawn point' | Memo to all Employees of Brines and Barnum Law Office.
After the Incident on November 12th 2017 in which Senior Partner Kenneth Alvarez was transported from our Los Angeles offices to the deserts of northern Nevada by means of three weather balloons; Brines and Barnum has come to the decision that the following activ... | I was sitting in my grey, 4x4 cubicle like any other day. The drowning noise of printers, the beeping telephones going off, Cheryl, the secretary, talking about her new boyfriend…Every day was blending into each other. This monotonous drone went on and on until this new guy gets hired. That new guy’s name just happened... | |
[WP] Office pranks get out of hand once humanity invents the 'respawn point' | The day the respawn point was first sold publicly was awkward to say the least. Humanities innate desire to skip the manual and jump right into the fun cost countless of people their lives that day. Months of apprehensiveness followed where nobody would risk trying the product for themselves. Of course, this made bug t... | "Come on buddy, everybody's doing it."
"I don't know, what if it dosen't work?" Ebin asked warily. He looked a little shaky.
Ebin was new here at PrimeCo, where we worked the night shift, loading machinery from the manufacturing wing into shipping crates all night. It was a relentless and boring job, but Jake and I d... | |
[WP] Office pranks get out of hand once humanity invents the 'respawn point' | *Left side clear.*
*Nothing on the right.*
I crept silently from my office, TPS reports in hand.
*No trip wires in the hallway.*
Last week I had set off a shotgun, pieces of my brain were still stuck to the wall. Maintenance quit after having to deal with all of the clean up.
I made it to the copy machine and ope... | "Come on buddy, everybody's doing it."
"I don't know, what if it dosen't work?" Ebin asked warily. He looked a little shaky.
Ebin was new here at PrimeCo, where we worked the night shift, loading machinery from the manufacturing wing into shipping crates all night. It was a relentless and boring job, but Jake and I d... | |
[WP] Office pranks get out of hand once humanity invents the 'respawn point' | Maintenance had thrown a fit the day after it had been installed, and Paul had gotten the brunt of the rage.
"It's a fucking *respawn* point, not a reset button!" Frank, head of the maintenance department, was not a fan of doing more work than he needed to.
"I'm sorry, I know we should have..."
"Waited? Yeah, you... | "Come on buddy, everybody's doing it."
"I don't know, what if it dosen't work?" Ebin asked warily. He looked a little shaky.
Ebin was new here at PrimeCo, where we worked the night shift, loading machinery from the manufacturing wing into shipping crates all night. It was a relentless and boring job, but Jake and I d... | |
[WP] Office pranks get out of hand once humanity invents the 'respawn point' | "Hey Steve, guess what I just finished doing in Jim's office."
"What? Did you poop on his desk again?"
"No. Even better! I spiked his coffee with poison. He'll have to walk all the way back to work from his house when he re-spawns because his cars here!"
"Didn't Jim say he couldn't afford to pay the re-spawn compa... | "Come on buddy, everybody's doing it."
"I don't know, what if it dosen't work?" Ebin asked warily. He looked a little shaky.
Ebin was new here at PrimeCo, where we worked the night shift, loading machinery from the manufacturing wing into shipping crates all night. It was a relentless and boring job, but Jake and I d... | |
[WP] Office pranks get out of hand once humanity invents the 'respawn point' | Maintenance had thrown a fit the day after it had been installed, and Paul had gotten the brunt of the rage.
"It's a fucking *respawn* point, not a reset button!" Frank, head of the maintenance department, was not a fan of doing more work than he needed to.
"I'm sorry, I know we should have..."
"Waited? Yeah, you... | "Hey Brent, think fast!"
The knife whirred through the air in a perfect arc and nailed him through the throat. He managed to gulp in one last breath of air and told me to fuck off. Actually, now that I think about it, maybe I shouldn't have turned Brent into a horizontal coat rack. Now I'd be stuck covering his shifts... | |
[WP] Office pranks get out of hand once humanity invents the 'respawn point' | I was ecstatic. The deal I was closing was huge. I was looking at the biggest commission I would ever see. I was waiting on one more follow up call, which should have been coming in any minute. But then the siren started blaring.
"No, not *now*." I whispered. Everyone stopped what they were doing and started rea... | "Hey Brent, think fast!"
The knife whirred through the air in a perfect arc and nailed him through the throat. He managed to gulp in one last breath of air and told me to fuck off. Actually, now that I think about it, maybe I shouldn't have turned Brent into a horizontal coat rack. Now I'd be stuck covering his shifts... | |
[WP] Office pranks get out of hand once humanity invents the 'respawn point' | "Hey Steve, guess what I just finished doing in Jim's office."
"What? Did you poop on his desk again?"
"No. Even better! I spiked his coffee with poison. He'll have to walk all the way back to work from his house when he re-spawns because his cars here!"
"Didn't Jim say he couldn't afford to pay the re-spawn compa... | "Hey Brent, think fast!"
The knife whirred through the air in a perfect arc and nailed him through the throat. He managed to gulp in one last breath of air and told me to fuck off. Actually, now that I think about it, maybe I shouldn't have turned Brent into a horizontal coat rack. Now I'd be stuck covering his shifts... | |
[WP] Office pranks get out of hand once humanity invents the 'respawn point' | "Hey Steve, guess what I just finished doing in Jim's office."
"What? Did you poop on his desk again?"
"No. Even better! I spiked his coffee with poison. He'll have to walk all the way back to work from his house when he re-spawns because his cars here!"
"Didn't Jim say he couldn't afford to pay the re-spawn compa... | I was ecstatic. The deal I was closing was huge. I was looking at the biggest commission I would ever see. I was waiting on one more follow up call, which should have been coming in any minute. But then the siren started blaring.
"No, not *now*." I whispered. Everyone stopped what they were doing and started rea... | |
[WP] Some people get to go to heaven when they die. If you're really good you get a +1 to take with you. Who you choose surprises everyone. | "Are you serious?!? Logistically alone, what you're asking is a nightmare."
"well it's not like there's no precedent for him being up here, and everyone deserves another chance ."
"This isn't going all in after playing just the tip with your high-school girlfriend, this is divine fucking intervention! We don''t ju... | The decision seemed a lot harder at first than it really was. At first, I thought it was a test. Pick one other person in all of history to take with me to heaven, no restrictions. The obvious answer was to take a kid starving in poverty, of course.
"It's not quite the same, if they're already dead, is it?" I asked as... | |
[WP] Space wasn't the final frontier... | The project had began long ago. Hundreds of years ago actually. It was called "Omega Navigator" and it was finally coming to completion. That's all thanks to the discovery of faster then light travel through the manipulation of space. In the first 500 years or so, humanity made terribly slow progress, only 1.731%(ish) ... | Frank looked up at his display screen...it couldn't be! There was the Milky Way again but according to his navigational charts, he absolutely had been traveling AWAY from the Milky Way. It was as if space had looped.
He was tempted to return to Earth, but instead decided to checkout a random solar system near the ce... | |
[WP] Space wasn't the final frontier... | Space wasn't the final frontier. Death was. Mankind had always told stories of the afterlife. The stories and ideas being as varied and unique as the people who told them. And in the year of our lord 200,456 AD man took the step from the world of the living to the world of the dead.
They were called necronaughts. Thr... | Frank looked up at his display screen...it couldn't be! There was the Milky Way again but according to his navigational charts, he absolutely had been traveling AWAY from the Milky Way. It was as if space had looped.
He was tempted to return to Earth, but instead decided to checkout a random solar system near the ce... | |
[WP] Due to a recent freak accident, you discover you have the ability to hear the thoughts of others, but only those of people who are thinking terrible things about you. | We sat in silence, her head on my chest. That's what I loved about her. She was the one person I could be around and share absolute silence with.
Even in the happiest moments with the best of friends I could hear their malicious thoughts. "I don't even know why Michael was invited", "God he laughs so loud", "I hate t... | You finally realize that it's all really just a self-fulfilling prophecy and you're going nuts. The more you think you hear people think terrible things about you, the less you care about putting on that good image you've been putting on. The voices continue telling you you've failed, that you're not good enough, tha... | |
Well known antiheros are Deadpool, Punisher, or Rorschach. | [WP] A loved and respected hero discovers something that leads him to become a morally questionable antihero. | [Not exactly self discovery as someone/s bringing it to his attention]
“He’s here” said the muscular green skinned humanoid. His eyes were lightly closed, his jaw slightly tense with mild concentration, a physical tell that his mind was reaching out afar.
“Thank you, J’onn” said the golden armored Amazonian princ... | The Inquisitor burst through the doors, he struggled forward as he found a table to lean on. His morality was shaken, his quest to purify humanities soul seemed adrift far away in the early morning hour. Inquisitors throat ran dry, feeling like vomiting, he keeled over as the visions ran back toward his eyes.
Misery ... |
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