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[WP] You are the greatest Supervillain in the world and you've always wondered why the heroes yell out their attacks. Well, out of curiosity, you try it out with your weakest attack and suddenly break a hole through your evil lair.	There she stood, Virginia the Magnificent. I always wondered why heroes had to give themselves superfluous titles. "Marcos! I've spent weeks hunting you! I hereby place under arrest in the name of Heroism United, with the backing of the Columbia Accord, on charges of genocide, fraud, and grand theft! What do you have t...	"Smallfly, witness this power!" Smallfly, who, despite his name, had been genetically engineered to be twenty times larger and smarter than an average fly, buzzed a bit into his translator. I see it, Dr. Growth. "This is my true power, locked away until after my greatest triumph! I have appeased the gods, Smallfl...
[WP] You are the greatest Supervillain in the world and you've always wondered why the heroes yell out their attacks. Well, out of curiosity, you try it out with your weakest attack and suddenly break a hole through your evil lair.	Before Swifty entered the house, he peeked inside to make sure nobody would see his bloodied lips and blackened eyes. It seemed like Master had not yet returned from his daily stroll, so he ventured past the door, scurrying for the sink as quickly as his limp would allow. "Swifty, come over here." a displeased voice ...	"Smallfly, witness this power!" Smallfly, who, despite his name, had been genetically engineered to be twenty times larger and smarter than an average fly, buzzed a bit into his translator. I see it, Dr. Growth. "This is my true power, locked away until after my greatest triumph! I have appeased the gods, Smallfl...
[WP] You are the greatest Supervillain in the world and you've always wondered why the heroes yell out their attacks. Well, out of curiosity, you try it out with your weakest attack and suddenly break a hole through your evil lair.	I was pooping when it happened. I hadn't even realized it would qualify as an attack as I tried to shake the booger off, but a random urge came over me as my mucus clung steadfast to my finger. "Pick, roll and flick!" I shouted then flicked the tiny snot ball towards the trash can beside the toilet. It took me severa...	"Smallfly, witness this power!" Smallfly, who, despite his name, had been genetically engineered to be twenty times larger and smarter than an average fly, buzzed a bit into his translator. I see it, Dr. Growth. "This is my true power, locked away until after my greatest triumph! I have appeased the gods, Smallfl...
[WP] You are the greatest Supervillain in the world and you've always wondered why the heroes yell out their attacks. Well, out of curiosity, you try it out with your weakest attack and suddenly break a hole through your evil lair.	He woke up in the middle of an intersection. Super strength or not, a forty story fall still hurts like hell. Mindstorm sat up slowly, dusting off his red cape and taking stock of the situation. He couldn't have been out long. Sirens could be heard in the distance but no police were in sight. Surely one of the pedestr...	"Smallfly, witness this power!" Smallfly, who, despite his name, had been genetically engineered to be twenty times larger and smarter than an average fly, buzzed a bit into his translator. I see it, Dr. Growth. "This is my true power, locked away until after my greatest triumph! I have appeased the gods, Smallfl...
[WP] You are the greatest Supervillain in the world and you've always wondered why the heroes yell out their attacks. Well, out of curiosity, you try it out with your weakest attack and suddenly break a hole through your evil lair.	I was pooping when it happened. I hadn't even realized it would qualify as an attack as I tried to shake the booger off, but a random urge came over me as my mucus clung steadfast to my finger. "Pick, roll and flick!" I shouted then flicked the tiny snot ball towards the trash can beside the toilet. It took me severa...	Before Swifty entered the house, he peeked inside to make sure nobody would see his bloodied lips and blackened eyes. It seemed like Master had not yet returned from his daily stroll, so he ventured past the door, scurrying for the sink as quickly as his limp would allow. "Swifty, come over here." a displeased voice ...
[WP] You've done it, you have found the cure for cancer, you are humanity's saviour. Sadly you pass away just weeks after the discovery. Expecting Heaven you are shocked when you awake to a fiery landscape as the truth dawns on you. You are in Hell and Satan is eager to shake your hand.	"Welcome home." Satan telescoped his hand in my direction with a look of joyful recognition. Hell wasn't at all what I imagined, nor was Satan himself. It reminded me a lot of Florida in the summer, only with more fire. He reminded me a lot of Corbin Bernsen. If Corbin Bernsen were adorned with goat hooves and red...	I close my eyes for the last time. The world outside goes dark, then there is brightness shining through my eyelids. I open my eyes, half believing I will see the light of paradise, Saint Peter waiting to give me a high five. Instead, I am staring at some sort of demented altar, with long spikes emerging up from the ...
[WP] You've done it, you have found the cure for cancer, you are humanity's saviour. Sadly you pass away just weeks after the discovery. Expecting Heaven you are shocked when you awake to a fiery landscape as the truth dawns on you. You are in Hell and Satan is eager to shake your hand.	It wasn’t possible. I didn’t belong here. I was a good man, I wanted to help people. I never did it for fame or glory, I did it because it was the right thing to do. “You look confused.” I turned to the voice. He was beautiful, in a terrifying way. He could have been confused for a man, though where from nobod...	I close my eyes for the last time. The world outside goes dark, then there is brightness shining through my eyelids. I open my eyes, half believing I will see the light of paradise, Saint Peter waiting to give me a high five. Instead, I am staring at some sort of demented altar, with long spikes emerging up from the ...
[WP] You've done it, you have found the cure for cancer, you are humanity's saviour. Sadly you pass away just weeks after the discovery. Expecting Heaven you are shocked when you awake to a fiery landscape as the truth dawns on you. You are in Hell and Satan is eager to shake your hand.	It was just like blinking. I was lying in bed...I had been feeling run down for months, having put all of my effort toward developing the cure. My God, the secrets...the lies. My marriage fell apart. My friends deserted me. I couldn't tell anyone. Do you know how quickly I'd have been killed if people had known I was...	I close my eyes for the last time. The world outside goes dark, then there is brightness shining through my eyelids. I open my eyes, half believing I will see the light of paradise, Saint Peter waiting to give me a high five. Instead, I am staring at some sort of demented altar, with long spikes emerging up from the ...
[WP] Everyone fear the mysterious dragonslaying knight clad in pitch black armor. Actually she is just very shy.	Sprite Lustre grimaced as she braced for impact, the earth hurtling up to greet her. She had taken falls before, but not from this height. She positioned her shield, coated in black from the carbon burns left by dragon flame, between her and the ground. "Handmaiden, protect me," was all she managed before hurtling thr...	“You, who are you?” Yuko jumped behind the Wyrm with incredible agility, unsheathing a twin pair of daggers from her overhanging sleeves. She slashed forward, hitting the creature at the pressure point she knew would punish it the most. The Wyrm snarled in pain, doubled over, and attempted to lash his tail out as an e...
[WP] You walk into the library and see that everything is on fire. Ignoring that minor inconvenience you go looking for your book.	I stepped between the burning shelves full of burning books. Overhead I heard the loudspeaker blaring “Remain calm while evacuating the library. Remember to use the stairs not the elevators.” I continued walking calmly. I passed other patrons passing me in the other directions. None of them questioned me: maybe because...	The fire has fully engulfed the sci-fi section and is slowly consuming the much more prodigious romance aisles. Not a huge loss. Though there were a few stand-out novels from each of the two genres, I never much cared for either of them. I have picked up my pace from a brisk walk to a full-on sprint towards the back...
[WP] You walk into the library and see that everything is on fire. Ignoring that minor inconvenience you go looking for your book.	“Um, excuse me, miss.” I hum a noncommittal acknowledgement. Politics in Ancient Rome... Gladiator Games… No this isn’t the right section… “Miss!” My open palm absentmindedly rises to signal him that I’ll get to him in a moment. Ancient Greece’s Social Hierarchy… Athens to Sparta… I huff a bit in frustration. ...	Hmmm, maybe a Romantic Fiction this time. I navigated my way to the far corner of the library where I was met with countless books adorned with steely eyed half-dressed males embracing simpering maidens. I picked up one with a promising title, and scanned the blurb: ‘....on the run and with nowhere to go...can she affo...
[WP] You walk into the library and see that everything is on fire. Ignoring that minor inconvenience you go looking for your book.	I stepped between the burning shelves full of burning books. Overhead I heard the loudspeaker blaring “Remain calm while evacuating the library. Remember to use the stairs not the elevators.” I continued walking calmly. I passed other patrons passing me in the other directions. None of them questioned me: maybe because...	Hmmm, maybe a Romantic Fiction this time. I navigated my way to the far corner of the library where I was met with countless books adorned with steely eyed half-dressed males embracing simpering maidens. I picked up one with a promising title, and scanned the blurb: ‘....on the run and with nowhere to go...can she affo...
[WP] You walk into the library and see that everything is on fire. Ignoring that minor inconvenience you go looking for your book.	It's always snowing in the grocery store. Well not always, not when the store is closed of course but during regular hours it's wise to wear snow pants if you are buying anything in aisle 5-7. Every day the Seasons Diner heightens a different one of the patrons' senses. My family usually only goes on smell days but I...	Hmmm, maybe a Romantic Fiction this time. I navigated my way to the far corner of the library where I was met with countless books adorned with steely eyed half-dressed males embracing simpering maidens. I picked up one with a promising title, and scanned the blurb: ‘....on the run and with nowhere to go...can she affo...
[WP] The barber holds up a mirror demonstrating their finished work. Your eyes locked forward, catch a glimpse into the alluring void of the infinity mirror effect. A infinite series of the same reality, however, your heart skips a beat as you notice the seventh reflection isnt following the rules	'Does that look alright to you?' The woman holds a handheld mirror behind my head. I stare at the mirror in front of me and admire the endless reflections. I nod my head politely. 'Looks great tha-.' I can't finish my last word as something, someone in the mirror moves. It's too obvious of a movement to miss, deep i...	The hairdresser continued to angle the mirror, yet the seventh one continued to move on its own accord. I rubbed my eyes, blinked, yet the seventh still stood while all others sat down. I found checkered floor of the salon was slightly disorienting as I looked down at my cut hair strewn over the floor, hoping that ...
[WP] Your roommate is obviously an alien trying to infiltrate humanity... but he pays the rent on time so you don't really care.	“Miss Rufus, Can I have a word?” Every. Single. Time. Every single time! He says something like this and I think it’s going to be the day he confesses. That he will turn to me and just let loose the truth. Alien. Go on, I know he can say it. But he never does. Despite my out spoken suspicions and PHYSICALLY SEEING HIM ...	"Hey uh... Have you seen the remote?" "Which one?" "Uh.. the t.v. remote?" "Oh. That. I repurposed it for greater efficiently." "I see... Can it still change the channel?" "It can change personnel opinions." "Right... I'll just read a book or something. Assuming you haven't repurposed those." "Tree fiber is a primitive...
[WP] Your roommate is obviously an alien trying to infiltrate humanity... but he pays the rent on time so you don't really care.	“Miss Rufus, Can I have a word?” Every. Single. Time. Every single time! He says something like this and I think it’s going to be the day he confesses. That he will turn to me and just let loose the truth. Alien. Go on, I know he can say it. But he never does. Despite my out spoken suspicions and PHYSICALLY SEEING HIM ...	“Jay! I’m home!” I shout into the apartment tiredly as I shut the door behind me. I vaguely hear buzzing sounds from his room as I go to grab a sandwich or something from the fridge, only to find the entire fridge covered in pink ooze. Kyle sprints out of his room, quickly shutting the door behind him in a feeble attem...
[WP] Your roommate is obviously an alien trying to infiltrate humanity... but he pays the rent on time so you don't really care.	Thank god the electricity is covered under rent, because walking into his room is akin to walking into a globe of light. Which is odd because i dont remember seeing anything in the mail about our rooms getting changed. The carpet that was there before vanished, and was replaced with a painfully bright white flooring. ...	Goofy narrator: Have you ever had a bad roommate? (Clip of Kevin James slipping on banana peel) Goofy narrator: Not like this! (Clip of a green David Spade drinking beer,) David: what’s a guy gotta do around here to get the nuclear laugh codes? Crowd: laughter Goofy narrator: Coming this fall...Aliendsallhuman...
[WP] Your roommate is obviously an alien trying to infiltrate humanity... but he pays the rent on time so you don't really care.	My alarm was ringing loudly, it's 6:50 am. i woke up with a splitting headache, i couldn't get a decent sleep all night. the guys from the other room were having a party all night. it was only until 3'am this morning that they stopped shouting. I looked over to Lissie's bed, she was sleeping soundly like an angel. i w...	Goofy narrator: Have you ever had a bad roommate? (Clip of Kevin James slipping on banana peel) Goofy narrator: Not like this! (Clip of a green David Spade drinking beer,) David: what’s a guy gotta do around here to get the nuclear laugh codes? Crowd: laughter Goofy narrator: Coming this fall...Aliendsallhuman...
[WP] Your roommate is obviously an alien trying to infiltrate humanity... but he pays the rent on time so you don't really care.	The transmissions were the thing that got to Doug the most. Not the artificial features and strained expressions which placed his roommate firmly within the uncanny valley. Even the constant questions about the mundane were tolerable once he got used to it. After all, it didn’t take much effort to explain the purpose o...	Goofy narrator: Have you ever had a bad roommate? (Clip of Kevin James slipping on banana peel) Goofy narrator: Not like this! (Clip of a green David Spade drinking beer,) David: what’s a guy gotta do around here to get the nuclear laugh codes? Crowd: laughter Goofy narrator: Coming this fall...Aliendsallhuman...
[WP] Your roommate is obviously an alien trying to infiltrate humanity... but he pays the rent on time so you don't really care.	My alarm was ringing loudly, it's 6:50 am. i woke up with a splitting headache, i couldn't get a decent sleep all night. the guys from the other room were having a party all night. it was only until 3'am this morning that they stopped shouting. I looked over to Lissie's bed, she was sleeping soundly like an angel. i w...	I found Larry on Craigslist, his interests included studying animals and data collection. I figured he was just a studying veterinarian medicine. He showed up for the interview and that's when it got odd. Me: Hi Larry, this is just a formality at this point, from the looks of it you'd be a wonderful roommate. Larry: ...
[WP] Your roommate is obviously an alien trying to infiltrate humanity... but he pays the rent on time so you don't really care.	I finally mustered the courage to ask my roomie Zuck what he does for a living. “A consultant.” He says succinctly. “Yeah, and I’m an alien trying to infiltrate humanity!” I say grinning. He gives me a stern look and hands me an envelope with his half of the rent. Cash. Always cash. What kind of consultant is this ...	cheesy sitcom return theme comes on “so John what’ve you been up to today?” “Just normal human stuff, like dirtying the dishes and carrying the dog on a walk.” “John you know you did both of those backwards?” “Oh. Now I know. By the way you got a call from the mothership? Something about mission status.”
[WP] Your roommate is obviously an alien trying to infiltrate humanity... but he pays the rent on time so you don't really care.	The transmissions were the thing that got to Doug the most. Not the artificial features and strained expressions which placed his roommate firmly within the uncanny valley. Even the constant questions about the mundane were tolerable once he got used to it. After all, it didn’t take much effort to explain the purpose o...	cheesy sitcom return theme comes on “so John what’ve you been up to today?” “Just normal human stuff, like dirtying the dishes and carrying the dog on a walk.” “John you know you did both of those backwards?” “Oh. Now I know. By the way you got a call from the mothership? Something about mission status.”
[WP] Your roommate is obviously an alien trying to infiltrate humanity... but he pays the rent on time so you don't really care.	The transmissions were the thing that got to Doug the most. Not the artificial features and strained expressions which placed his roommate firmly within the uncanny valley. Even the constant questions about the mundane were tolerable once he got used to it. After all, it didn’t take much effort to explain the purpose o...	I finally mustered the courage to ask my roomie Zuck what he does for a living. “A consultant.” He says succinctly. “Yeah, and I’m an alien trying to infiltrate humanity!” I say grinning. He gives me a stern look and hands me an envelope with his half of the rent. Cash. Always cash. What kind of consultant is this ...
[WP] Your roommate is obviously an alien trying to infiltrate humanity... but he pays the rent on time so you don't really care.	The first thing Al did to me was put his mouth over my nose so he could jam his tongue up one of my nostrils. No, "Hello," no, "Hey, do you mind if I nose-rape you?", no anything. I was displeased and about to throw him out when he said, "Now that our customary exchange of microbes is complete, let's get down to brass ...	"Hey, Kyle." "Hey, Doug, how's it going?" "Not much, man. You?" "Uh...not much, not much." I looked at him closely, but Doug didn't notice; he was busy digging into a tuna sandwich. "Classes go alright?" "None today, so it went excellently." He laughed at his own bad joke. A desperately forced laugh, I thought. "Yo...
[WP] Your roommate is obviously an alien trying to infiltrate humanity... but he pays the rent on time so you don't really care.	Walking up the stairs to my flat, I heard an odd, but consistent, thrum. It almost sounded like an engine. I thought about pushing the front door open, exposing whatever it was that my roommate, John Hugh Mann, was up to. However, it was a long day, and frankly, I didn't want the extra baggage of knowing whatever weir...	"Hey, Kyle." "Hey, Doug, how's it going?" "Not much, man. You?" "Uh...not much, not much." I looked at him closely, but Doug didn't notice; he was busy digging into a tuna sandwich. "Classes go alright?" "None today, so it went excellently." He laughed at his own bad joke. A desperately forced laugh, I thought. "Yo...
[WP] Your roommate is obviously an alien trying to infiltrate humanity... but he pays the rent on time so you don't really care.	"So, I'm going to a party tonight if you want to come" I said as I walked into the kitchen to see Chad Chadson, my newest flatmate sitting backwards in a chair. "Will there be any world leaders or important pillars of the human community?" he asked. "Possibly" "I will bring edibles" he began, "fish eggs and the f...	"Hey, Kyle." "Hey, Doug, how's it going?" "Not much, man. You?" "Uh...not much, not much." I looked at him closely, but Doug didn't notice; he was busy digging into a tuna sandwich. "Classes go alright?" "None today, so it went excellently." He laughed at his own bad joke. A desperately forced laugh, I thought. "Yo...
[WP] Your roommate is obviously an alien trying to infiltrate humanity... but he pays the rent on time so you don't really care.	Walking up the stairs to my flat, I heard an odd, but consistent, thrum. It almost sounded like an engine. I thought about pushing the front door open, exposing whatever it was that my roommate, John Hugh Mann, was up to. However, it was a long day, and frankly, I didn't want the extra baggage of knowing whatever weir...	"Hey, Dad," I said after opening the door. "Morning, Tim. How are things?" "Great." I stepped through the door. "So for lunch, I was thinking-" "Whoa, hold on," he said, laughing as he stopped me. "When do I get to meet this new roommate of yours?" "Oh... I think he's busy." "Timothy," a monotone voice said fr...
[WP] Your roommate is obviously an alien trying to infiltrate humanity... but he pays the rent on time so you don't really care.	"So, I'm going to a party tonight if you want to come" I said as I walked into the kitchen to see Chad Chadson, my newest flatmate sitting backwards in a chair. "Will there be any world leaders or important pillars of the human community?" he asked. "Possibly" "I will bring edibles" he began, "fish eggs and the f...	"Hey, Dad," I said after opening the door. "Morning, Tim. How are things?" "Great." I stepped through the door. "So for lunch, I was thinking-" "Whoa, hold on," he said, laughing as he stopped me. "When do I get to meet this new roommate of yours?" "Oh... I think he's busy." "Timothy," a monotone voice said fr...
[WP] Your roommate is obviously an alien trying to infiltrate humanity... but he pays the rent on time so you don't really care.	"So, I'm going to a party tonight if you want to come" I said as I walked into the kitchen to see Chad Chadson, my newest flatmate sitting backwards in a chair. "Will there be any world leaders or important pillars of the human community?" he asked. "Possibly" "I will bring edibles" he began, "fish eggs and the f...	Walking up the stairs to my flat, I heard an odd, but consistent, thrum. It almost sounded like an engine. I thought about pushing the front door open, exposing whatever it was that my roommate, John Hugh Mann, was up to. However, it was a long day, and frankly, I didn't want the extra baggage of knowing whatever weir...
[WP] In land of magic and monsters, one creature has not been seen for thousands of years; dragons. Despite this, you’ve spent your life training to be the worlds only Dragon Knight. One day while exploring, you come across something only spoken of in children’s tales... a dragon egg.	“Bye, ma,” I said, pulling the laces tight on my boots. From the sink, she yelled without turning around. “Yer not off after one of them dargins, are ya?” “It’s ‘dragons’, ma.” “Well jus’ keep outta trouble, ya hear? Ain’t no daughter of mine gonna be buried at tha ol’ family plot. You go find yerself a good boy, no...	As a child I had been fascinated with the stories of the terrifying monsters called dragons. I imagined them as the story woman told her tale - giant, reptilian, fire breathing animals. And then I had imagined the knights who had slayed them. How could I not? They had freed our people from the terror the beasts had rei...
[WP] Once mankind perfected virtual reality, they chose it over their real one. Years passed and the world they used to inhabit has changed greater than they ever could imagine, not that they cared. One day, the wires of your headset short circuit, allowing you to return to reality.	The pods kept you alive, not healthy, so everyone woke up feeling groggy. Their bodies did age, but the pods made good work in slowing down the aging factor. Inmediately after waking up, Josh first thought was going to Jessica, only to find out that he didnt knew where she really lived, or that she was who she said sh...	"Captain, four starships have warped into the vicinity! They bear the sigils of the Moriana Sector." "Agent Van, send a communication stream to identify the purpose of this intrusion." The ship quaked violently. "They're firing on our position!" "Rema, be ready to activate our secondary phase shields. Pollack, the...
[WP] Once mankind perfected virtual reality, they chose it over their real one. Years passed and the world they used to inhabit has changed greater than they ever could imagine, not that they cared. One day, the wires of your headset short circuit, allowing you to return to reality.	We do not speak his name for it is cursed. We call him the One. He arrived many years ago from the Old Ruins. He has many names and titles, some say he is madness incarnate, death and destruction given human form, bringer of monsters. Others call him a great builder, bringer of mechanical wonders, the life bringer. Sti...	"Captain, four starships have warped into the vicinity! They bear the sigils of the Moriana Sector." "Agent Van, send a communication stream to identify the purpose of this intrusion." The ship quaked violently. "They're firing on our position!" "Rema, be ready to activate our secondary phase shields. Pollack, the...
[WP] Once mankind perfected virtual reality, they chose it over their real one. Years passed and the world they used to inhabit has changed greater than they ever could imagine, not that they cared. One day, the wires of your headset short circuit, allowing you to return to reality.	This is my first time trying a writing prompt so bear with me, hope you enjoy! &#x200B; BOOM! Bullets whizzed overhead as a mortar shell landed near Mark's unit's location. "Oh come on! They're using kill streaks!" Complained Robert after the second mortar shell landed nearby. "Well we'll just have to do better t...	"Captain, four starships have warped into the vicinity! They bear the sigils of the Moriana Sector." "Agent Van, send a communication stream to identify the purpose of this intrusion." The ship quaked violently. "They're firing on our position!" "Rema, be ready to activate our secondary phase shields. Pollack, the...
[WP] Once mankind perfected virtual reality, they chose it over their real one. Years passed and the world they used to inhabit has changed greater than they ever could imagine, not that they cared. One day, the wires of your headset short circuit, allowing you to return to reality.	The pods kept you alive, not healthy, so everyone woke up feeling groggy. Their bodies did age, but the pods made good work in slowing down the aging factor. Inmediately after waking up, Josh first thought was going to Jessica, only to find out that he didnt knew where she really lived, or that she was who she said sh...	A jolt through my brain. Instant and insane. I was shaken awake as if an earthquake had happened. My soft reflection stared just as confused back at me. My atrophied limbs tried to reach for that reflection that looked back. Gaunt, ashen skin, parchment thin. A skeleton stared back. I could feel only the taut dryness o...
[WP] Once mankind perfected virtual reality, they chose it over their real one. Years passed and the world they used to inhabit has changed greater than they ever could imagine, not that they cared. One day, the wires of your headset short circuit, allowing you to return to reality.	This is my first time trying a writing prompt so bear with me, hope you enjoy! &#x200B; BOOM! Bullets whizzed overhead as a mortar shell landed near Mark's unit's location. "Oh come on! They're using kill streaks!" Complained Robert after the second mortar shell landed nearby. "Well we'll just have to do better t...	We do not speak his name for it is cursed. We call him the One. He arrived many years ago from the Old Ruins. He has many names and titles, some say he is madness incarnate, death and destruction given human form, bringer of monsters. Others call him a great builder, bringer of mechanical wonders, the life bringer. Sti...
[WP] Once mankind perfected virtual reality, they chose it over their real one. Years passed and the world they used to inhabit has changed greater than they ever could imagine, not that they cared. One day, the wires of your headset short circuit, allowing you to return to reality.	This is my first time trying a writing prompt so bear with me, hope you enjoy! &#x200B; BOOM! Bullets whizzed overhead as a mortar shell landed near Mark's unit's location. "Oh come on! They're using kill streaks!" Complained Robert after the second mortar shell landed nearby. "Well we'll just have to do better t...	Bob looks around, still a barren wasteland. As he fidgeted with his headset, he came to the conclusion this was it. He was no longer going to go back. Bob realized the reason his headset had snapped with because he jumped off that bridge in the other world. He jumped because he had done all that his imagination could m...
[WP] Once mankind perfected virtual reality, they chose it over their real one. Years passed and the world they used to inhabit has changed greater than they ever could imagine, not that they cared. One day, the wires of your headset short circuit, allowing you to return to reality.	"How was work honey?" Jack's wife asked. "Good, darling." He answered between bites of meatloaf. "The usual nine to five. Everything alright at the homestead?" "Just perfect darling." She answered giving me a smile. "I'm glad to hear it." Jack smiled back. He looked at her gorgeous smile and perfect face. He furrow...	Bob looks around, still a barren wasteland. As he fidgeted with his headset, he came to the conclusion this was it. He was no longer going to go back. Bob realized the reason his headset had snapped with because he jumped off that bridge in the other world. He jumped because he had done all that his imagination could m...
[WP] Once mankind perfected virtual reality, they chose it over their real one. Years passed and the world they used to inhabit has changed greater than they ever could imagine, not that they cared. One day, the wires of your headset short circuit, allowing you to return to reality.	######[](#dropcap) "Kayla, I-" Lucas was just about to apologize to his long-time friend for his bullish behavior when the screen turned black. He waved his hands in front of him, but he couldn't see anything. "Hello?" he asked into the nothingness. But there was no response. Lucas finally reached for his headset,...	Bob looks around, still a barren wasteland. As he fidgeted with his headset, he came to the conclusion this was it. He was no longer going to go back. Bob realized the reason his headset had snapped with because he jumped off that bridge in the other world. He jumped because he had done all that his imagination could m...
[WP] Once mankind perfected virtual reality, they chose it over their real one. Years passed and the world they used to inhabit has changed greater than they ever could imagine, not that they cared. One day, the wires of your headset short circuit, allowing you to return to reality.	I stared down my quarry. A red mountain dragon. I would put it down and reap the rewards the villagers offered. I am a warrior. No I am the warrior. Nothing will stand in my... “Ow!” I took the headset off, and it required more than a little bit of effort.... after all I haven’t used my arms in years. I think we are ...	Bob looks around, still a barren wasteland. As he fidgeted with his headset, he came to the conclusion this was it. He was no longer going to go back. Bob realized the reason his headset had snapped with because he jumped off that bridge in the other world. He jumped because he had done all that his imagination could m...
[WP] Once mankind perfected virtual reality, they chose it over their real one. Years passed and the world they used to inhabit has changed greater than they ever could imagine, not that they cared. One day, the wires of your headset short circuit, allowing you to return to reality.	Miles and I were rocking the adrenaline, but at the sandworm roundabout, I noticed the first glitch. We'd been maintaining a tenuous lead over a podracer, who was all sorts of ego. I'd figured it was some power-leveler who saw our pixelated model and thought: easy money. Exactly our hustle. But with every sharp turn, t...	Bob looks around, still a barren wasteland. As he fidgeted with his headset, he came to the conclusion this was it. He was no longer going to go back. Bob realized the reason his headset had snapped with because he jumped off that bridge in the other world. He jumped because he had done all that his imagination could m...
[WP] Once mankind perfected virtual reality, they chose it over their real one. Years passed and the world they used to inhabit has changed greater than they ever could imagine, not that they cared. One day, the wires of your headset short circuit, allowing you to return to reality.	Miles and I were rocking the adrenaline, but at the sandworm roundabout, I noticed the first glitch. We'd been maintaining a tenuous lead over a podracer, who was all sorts of ego. I'd figured it was some power-leveler who saw our pixelated model and thought: easy money. Exactly our hustle. But with every sharp turn, t...	I stared down my quarry. A red mountain dragon. I would put it down and reap the rewards the villagers offered. I am a warrior. No I am the warrior. Nothing will stand in my... “Ow!” I took the headset off, and it required more than a little bit of effort.... after all I haven’t used my arms in years. I think we are ...
[WP] You work at hero affairs, helping protagonists adjust to normal life after saving the world.	T:''Okay Jack, so we're back at square one,'' Said the temp agent. ''Don't worry, we'll figure something out together, but let's just analyse where it went wrong so it doesn't happen again, okay?'' J:''Okay'' T:''Okay. So start at the beginning, the construction company said you were very late. How did that happen?''...	Sat in front of me was a young man in a purple jumpsuit, cloaked in a cape of dreams and wearing a domino mask of infinite vision. His eyes were dead. "Alex?" I asked for the fourth time. He blinked and turned to me, quickly apologizing. I couldn't tell if he was observing some strange occurrence from across the uni...
[WP] It’s discovered that the mayor of a town is, in fact, two 8 year olds in a trench coat.	[BREAKING NEWS] After a several week long investigation into the allegations made against Redwood Valley’s own mayor Vincent Adultman, new facts have just been uncovered by this newspaper’s investigative reporting team. The mayor, is not who this town thinks he is. Information has just been released that the mayor is...	"I want you two to tell me WHY EXACTLY you did this, NOW." "Honey..." "Mary, our sons just committed multiple cases of fraud, and our town is paying for it. If now isn't the time to get angry and start yelling, I don't know when is." Tom and Sam looked like they just saw ghosts. Being waterboarded. Nervou...
[WP] It’s discovered that the mayor of a town is, in fact, two 8 year olds in a trench coat.	[BREAKING NEWS] After a several week long investigation into the allegations made against Redwood Valley’s own mayor Vincent Adultman, new facts have just been uncovered by this newspaper’s investigative reporting team. The mayor, is not who this town thinks he is. Information has just been released that the mayor is...	Reporter: “Mayor, mayor. How do you respond to these allegations that you’re actually just two eight year olds in a trench coat.” Mayor(s): “I suppose the truth was bound to get out eventually. We only wanted to make the town a better place. It’s why we took it upon ourselves to improve public parks and swimming pools...
[WP] Beyond the orbit of Jupiter, humanity watches as two massive fleets of spacecraft materialize and engage in battle. The two powers most likely didn't even notice the pale blue dot further in system, but in a scant 2000 years, the tech left behind would raise humanity to be their conquerers...	The last fifty cycles had been the strangest in the history of the Huell Empire. Since the savages' crude, steelwrought jumpships had breached the inner frontier the Warfleet had been in a state of disbelief. That a third faction would try and interfere in the Sunbounds-Huell war was already insane enough, but to do s...	It was said that at night on a quiet hill one could see the pulsing lights if you knew where to look. Telescopes around the world had remained glued to the events out beyond Jupiter for the five days it raged. Pictures and video had leaked out within the first hour, the truth that we weren't alone in the universe at on...
[WP] Beyond the orbit of Jupiter, humanity watches as two massive fleets of spacecraft materialize and engage in battle. The two powers most likely didn't even notice the pale blue dot further in system, but in a scant 2000 years, the tech left behind would raise humanity to be their conquerers...	To our children, humanity, who we deem as our inheritors, We were born alone, a single race in a dead galaxy. When we had evolved far enough to seek out the stars, we found nothing but burned stars and ruins of civilizations that had been wiped out. So we sought to reseed the galaxy with life, to bring to you what we ...	Richards glanced up from the bluish white glow of the monitor on his wrist. There was a sea of bioluminescence in front of him from the small moons alien algae that had rapidly developed on this tiny irregular satellite aptly named Harpalyke after some Greek god infidelity humanity hardly remembered. The raft he was o...
[WP] Beyond the orbit of Jupiter, humanity watches as two massive fleets of spacecraft materialize and engage in battle. The two powers most likely didn't even notice the pale blue dot further in system, but in a scant 2000 years, the tech left behind would raise humanity to be their conquerers...	"Watch, human, you tread on hallowed ground." Admiral Sheng yawned, intentionally and slightly exaggeratedly. "Yes, of course, this technological creche of yours is a tomb after all." Fzehhan growled, his hairlike manipulators writhing in irritation. "We should have fought you to the end before allowing this indignit...	Richards glanced up from the bluish white glow of the monitor on his wrist. There was a sea of bioluminescence in front of him from the small moons alien algae that had rapidly developed on this tiny irregular satellite aptly named Harpalyke after some Greek god infidelity humanity hardly remembered. The raft he was o...
[WP] You've spent so much time with the human who summoned you that you've actually begun to enjoy his company. That's what got you into this whole mess.	Just as you're about to enter the church, Andrea pulls you both to a stop. Frowning, she casts her eyes over you before returning her gaze to the church doors. "You're not ... you're not going to burst into fire or anything, are you?" she asks, examining the cross above the doors closely as if she might find a demon se...	Andrew shifted his weight nervously, glancing at the hopeful, eager face of the demon sitting across the table. He played with the peas on his plate, hoping to avoid eye contact. "Listen, Matheus..." He began, unsure of how to proceed. What was he supposed to do? It's not like something like this had ever been address...
[WP] You've spent so much time with the human who summoned you that you've actually begun to enjoy his company. That's what got you into this whole mess.	I can still remember the moment my surroundings changed, when I was pulled from my ethereal dwelling, to someone more corporeal, more whole. I remember that surprised gasp, remember the shock and fear giving way to curiosity...for not one being, but for two. I was still a fledgling servant of the darkness, but the hu...	Andrew shifted his weight nervously, glancing at the hopeful, eager face of the demon sitting across the table. He played with the peas on his plate, hoping to avoid eye contact. "Listen, Matheus..." He began, unsure of how to proceed. What was he supposed to do? It's not like something like this had ever been address...
[WP] You live in a universe where everybody has one wish, guarunteed to be granted. Thing is, nobody knows it, because in early childhood, everyone wishes for trifling, pointless stuff, like more macaroni and cheese. You, however, are 26 years old, and have never wished for a thing...	A single 26 year old female, my relatives constantly asked me when I was going to get married. One day, after a family reunion where my grandparents, aunts, everyone asked me if I had a boyfriend or a husband or someone, I looked at the stars in my hotel room. Stupid family members. They force me to come to a reunion a...	Have you ever felt so stupid that you wish you could punch yourself? Yeah , I did too when I discovered the ‘gift’ as I like to call it; and realized that I already used mine in the most simple , stupid stuff ever. I could’ve been a millionaire , I could’ve saved the planet , I could’ve cured cancer….But you know what ...
[WP] You live in a universe where everybody has one wish, guarunteed to be granted. Thing is, nobody knows it, because in early childhood, everyone wishes for trifling, pointless stuff, like more macaroni and cheese. You, however, are 26 years old, and have never wished for a thing...	A single 26 year old female, my relatives constantly asked me when I was going to get married. One day, after a family reunion where my grandparents, aunts, everyone asked me if I had a boyfriend or a husband or someone, I looked at the stars in my hotel room. Stupid family members. They force me to come to a reunion a...	It takes a very special person not to wish for anything. Not only for oneself, but to not wish that others be benefited in some way? What kind of selfless monster could that be? An observer, of course. The kind of quiet, curious person who simply sits to one side, watching as people strut and struggle through their li...
[WP] The monster under your bed died. A new one moves in and comes to you to discuss rent and house rules.	After the third, feather-like caress of sharp claws along your skin, you sat up, put your feet on the floor, and snapped out a sharp order. "Alright, fuck-face, get up here. We need to have a talk." A low, sibilant whisper echoed around your room. "We can do more than just talk, oh human." You rolled your eyes. ...	“Hey, buddy.” The voice emanated softly from the space under my bed. My eyes flew open, and every hair on my body stood erect. “Hey, buddy!” I sat up in my bed and clutched my Red Ranger action figure to my chest. “Um,” I said, small voice cracking with awkward terror. “Yeah?” “Hey! Yeah. Um, so this is a little...
[WP] The monster under your bed died. A new one moves in and comes to you to discuss rent and house rules.	After the third, feather-like caress of sharp claws along your skin, you sat up, put your feet on the floor, and snapped out a sharp order. "Alright, fuck-face, get up here. We need to have a talk." A low, sibilant whisper echoed around your room. "We can do more than just talk, oh human." You rolled your eyes. ...	He slinks into the chair. And when I say “slink”, I mean slink. He isn’t jointed like you or I. He is more like a worm, with pulsing segments. “So,” he says, with a raspy voice that is otherwise very business-like. “Let’s get down to tacks. How much are we looking at?” I tilt my head. Despite the terror I feel, looki...
[WP] The monster under your bed died. A new one moves in and comes to you to discuss rent and house rules.	After the third, feather-like caress of sharp claws along your skin, you sat up, put your feet on the floor, and snapped out a sharp order. "Alright, fuck-face, get up here. We need to have a talk." A low, sibilant whisper echoed around your room. "We can do more than just talk, oh human." You rolled your eyes. ...	Not a story sorry but this reminds me of that clip from family guy where Brian is talking to Stewie and how he’s not afraid of the monster in his closet. “Oh he’ll be moving out soon since he violated the part of his lease that doesn’t allow sub-letters!”
[WP] You live in your apartment, sad and alone, save for the spiders you can't bring yourself to kill. You flick flies and other small bugs into their webs, cynically calling them your "friends". But your kindness has not gone unnoticed by the spiders, and your life is about to get MUCH better.	\-Andrew- &#x200B; As i walk into my apartment i flick the light on, just like every other day i glimpse just a fraction of my unwanted house guests scuttling under furniture, behind picture frames just out of sight like the last child to hide when playing hide and seek. With a sigh i close the door behind me and...	I let out a sigh after another unfulfilling day at work. Realizing for what must be the billionth time how boring and useless my life is, I decided to just call it a day, rather than continuing the seemingly infinite cycle of self-pity and remorse. After the drudgery that was the repetitive process of flossing and br...
[WP] You are a Mage in an adventuring party but life is made difficult by an author that can't spell. Your party consists of you, a Brad, a Worrier and a Saucerer.	Chaos magic is dangerous stuff. Sure it allows a somewhat unimpressive human specimen, such as myself, to wrangle the cosmic powers of reality but it also has its draw backs. Right now I am wondering if I tweaked the fabric of reality too much by conjuring up a mountain sized fireball to lay waste to the brigade of gob...	"Brooooo, hurry up with that spell already!" Brad sat to the side of the room, being his annoying self (what else could he be? Honestly??). He strummed his lute, making a new song that was only good at killing monsters because it hurt their ears, which is not the purpose of his lute. "Fuck you, Brad. I'm trying!" I s...
[WP] A super hero and super villain have been rivals for years, one saving the city and the other causing much devastation, but never managing to defeat each other. One day, a new villain arrives and captures the hero... Their nemesis devises a rescue plan.	Alright, citizens. I know I usually use this broadcast and security hijack system of mine to strike terror in your hearts, or let you know that my lunch was really good, (seriously, Maria's Deli is a culinary paradise) but today, I'm asking for your help. We haven't always been on the best of terms, so understand why s...	“.....and then they’ll all be sorry!” Thunder clapped as I finished my monologue and signature evil cackle. Just like I rehearsed. Soon everyone in the state of California will be turned into ducks! I hate ducks! Captain Rogue should be arriving anytime now, but I got him all figured out. He always talks so loud and al...
[WP] You come upon the only survivor of a battlefield and rest for a moment while they tell you their story.	I nearly fell from my horse upon reaching the war camp. It had been a long day's ride with no food or water. My horse was close to collapsing, its breath heavy and strained. Countless tents stretched across the flat landscape. Men traveled at their own pace, spreading out in every direction. The camp was lit by thousan...	"I'm looking for a girl." "You're damn late for that." The man was holding his guts in, with a grim expression on his face. It was an unusual expression around here; even the grimmest, most ashen and furious faces had something in them that reveled in the fight, reveled in the death, and reveled in the return. I sat...
[WP] "My majesty. Here is your wine." The king took the chalice and took a sip. "Hmm. This is some high-quality poison."	“Hmm. This is some high-quality poison,” the king chuckled and tossed the jeweled chalice to the floor. Deep red liquid poured out over the marble floor of the King’s throne room. The Captain of the guard that presented the drink to him shook his head. “Please do stop calling it that, your Highness,” the Captain lo...	######*Heartbroken in a World of Dirt* Deep in the castle, below the quarters of the lowest servants and the prison cells of political opponents, King Alidan and a man in black robes knelt in a dark chamber lit only by the candles circling the body on the stone bed in front of them. The King bowed his head. A tear...
[WP] You are an author. One day you hear a knock on the door. It’s one of your main characters.	I continued to write until I heard a knock at the door. I set my laptop to the side and went to answer it. When I opened the door, a man stood there. He had a sword strapped to his side and a large shield on his back. He wore steel armor that covered his entire body. The only thing not covered was his face, which had a...	"F××k you" Bland and to the point. No theatrics, no build up, just a middle finger with two words. "You've put me through Hell, and I'm supposed to be based of you, what the f××k is up with that?!" A grin grew on my face "I like writing intense things and tragedy, can't I do that?" He looked like a mixture of all ...
[WP] You are a mad scientist. You like to laugh maniacally alongside your hunchback assistant, while powering up your insane inventions. You also work in a hospital, saving countless people's lives, while leaving them slightly traumatized.	Ah, yes. The field of medicine. My favorite field, next to the one by my house back in Stuttgart, Germany. See, funny thing about me is that I've actually had my license revoked, so technically I'm not supposed to be doing this. I'm one crazy bastard, but the stuff I slap together with some soda, blood, and duct tape ...	My name is Waldo, and I am mad. I laugh like a lunatic, in my top secret lab. By my side, my trusty friend Max. We built some inventions, and test them on rats. After we succeed, we insanely laugh. But we fail mostly, and we cry like brats. But that is our secret, not the daily work mask. I am titled as a doctor...
[WP] You are a mad scientist. You like to laugh maniacally alongside your hunchback assistant, while powering up your insane inventions. You also work in a hospital, saving countless people's lives, while leaving them slightly traumatized.	The small black pager buzzed wildly with a new message for its owner. Dr. Lazarus reached a long, spindly hand over the table, clenching the pager with deliberately slow movements, savoring the last vibrations until it gave up. If you didn’t know better, it would look like a pale spider devouring a trembling prey. ...	"See this, Igor? THIS is the pinnacle of modern science! This mechanized arm can do anything! From being strong enough to crush through solid steel, to being armed with whichever tool the owner wants! A beam saber! A gatling gun! Or even better, the most blasphemous of inventions, the spork! You can use it even without...
[WP]: You hate this one guy in particular. You also know witchcraft. So you cast a curse to slowly destroy the thing he loves the most. As time passes on, you find that nothing has changed, but you are starting to get sick.	There are moments in your life you never forget. Moments that stab at your heart so deep, the emotional pain becomes physical. Even after they have healed, they leave behind scars to remind you--to ensure you never forget. I got my scar 6 years ago. Don't date in your circle of friends, they say. I should have ...	\- So, what's up with the neighbor? \- Same old stuff. He is still infuriating. I just don't like seeing him and now it's gotten worse. \- Why? What happened? \- I already told you about Leah. The second thing happened this morning. I was walking down the street talking with her, but she seemed \uninterested\.That...
[WP]: You hate this one guy in particular. You also know witchcraft. So you cast a curse to slowly destroy the thing he loves the most. As time passes on, you find that nothing has changed, but you are starting to get sick.	When I began to feel the symptoms, I was sure I cast the spell on myself by accident. It doesn't happen often, but it does happen with the more complex spells that require a lot more preparation. Fever, dizziness, headache, terrible runny nose that is somehow stuffed at the same time (i wish there was a spell for that)...	\- So, what's up with the neighbor? \- Same old stuff. He is still infuriating. I just don't like seeing him and now it's gotten worse. \- Why? What happened? \- I already told you about Leah. The second thing happened this morning. I was walking down the street talking with her, but she seemed \uninterested\.That...
[WP]: You hate this one guy in particular. You also know witchcraft. So you cast a curse to slowly destroy the thing he loves the most. As time passes on, you find that nothing has changed, but you are starting to get sick.	There I was, lying on a hospital bed. And there were him, looking at me with his insane eyes. After trying everything, every logical solution, trying this wasn’t going to hurt me, right? This book had been part of my family heritage for centuries. My mother praised it, but she also praised essential oils, so I guess t...	\- So, what's up with the neighbor? \- Same old stuff. He is still infuriating. I just don't like seeing him and now it's gotten worse. \- Why? What happened? \- I already told you about Leah. The second thing happened this morning. I was walking down the street talking with her, but she seemed \uninterested\.That...
[WP]: You hate this one guy in particular. You also know witchcraft. So you cast a curse to slowly destroy the thing he loves the most. As time passes on, you find that nothing has changed, but you are starting to get sick.	She was a killer. A threat. A menace. How dare he? How dare he wrestle her into submission, forcing her body into traps that kept her still. She cried as she was stolen away from her family, her people, her kind. What would they do without her? She was a necessity. The patience she possessed. An adept hunter and figh...	\- So, what's up with the neighbor? \- Same old stuff. He is still infuriating. I just don't like seeing him and now it's gotten worse. \- Why? What happened? \- I already told you about Leah. The second thing happened this morning. I was walking down the street talking with her, but she seemed \uninterested\.That...
[WP]: You hate this one guy in particular. You also know witchcraft. So you cast a curse to slowly destroy the thing he loves the most. As time passes on, you find that nothing has changed, but you are starting to get sick.	There are moments in your life you never forget. Moments that stab at your heart so deep, the emotional pain becomes physical. Even after they have healed, they leave behind scars to remind you--to ensure you never forget. I got my scar 6 years ago. Don't date in your circle of friends, they say. I should have ...	The oil lantern's light was bright. It shouldn't be. Even if it wasn't a torch, it was still cheap junk. I had never seen a more useless light source in my entire life. But now - now it shone so brightly it gave me a headache. Every time I blinked pure a wave of agony that couldn't be caused by anything physical shot t...
[WP]: You hate this one guy in particular. You also know witchcraft. So you cast a curse to slowly destroy the thing he loves the most. As time passes on, you find that nothing has changed, but you are starting to get sick.	When I began to feel the symptoms, I was sure I cast the spell on myself by accident. It doesn't happen often, but it does happen with the more complex spells that require a lot more preparation. Fever, dizziness, headache, terrible runny nose that is somehow stuffed at the same time (i wish there was a spell for that)...	The oil lantern's light was bright. It shouldn't be. Even if it wasn't a torch, it was still cheap junk. I had never seen a more useless light source in my entire life. But now - now it shone so brightly it gave me a headache. Every time I blinked pure a wave of agony that couldn't be caused by anything physical shot t...
[WP]: You hate this one guy in particular. You also know witchcraft. So you cast a curse to slowly destroy the thing he loves the most. As time passes on, you find that nothing has changed, but you are starting to get sick.	There I was, lying on a hospital bed. And there were him, looking at me with his insane eyes. After trying everything, every logical solution, trying this wasn’t going to hurt me, right? This book had been part of my family heritage for centuries. My mother praised it, but she also praised essential oils, so I guess t...	The oil lantern's light was bright. It shouldn't be. Even if it wasn't a torch, it was still cheap junk. I had never seen a more useless light source in my entire life. But now - now it shone so brightly it gave me a headache. Every time I blinked pure a wave of agony that couldn't be caused by anything physical shot t...
[WP]: You hate this one guy in particular. You also know witchcraft. So you cast a curse to slowly destroy the thing he loves the most. As time passes on, you find that nothing has changed, but you are starting to get sick.	She was a killer. A threat. A menace. How dare he? How dare he wrestle her into submission, forcing her body into traps that kept her still. She cried as she was stolen away from her family, her people, her kind. What would they do without her? She was a necessity. The patience she possessed. An adept hunter and figh...	The oil lantern's light was bright. It shouldn't be. Even if it wasn't a torch, it was still cheap junk. I had never seen a more useless light source in my entire life. But now - now it shone so brightly it gave me a headache. Every time I blinked pure a wave of agony that couldn't be caused by anything physical shot t...
[WP]: You hate this one guy in particular. You also know witchcraft. So you cast a curse to slowly destroy the thing he loves the most. As time passes on, you find that nothing has changed, but you are starting to get sick.	There I was, lying on a hospital bed. And there were him, looking at me with his insane eyes. After trying everything, every logical solution, trying this wasn’t going to hurt me, right? This book had been part of my family heritage for centuries. My mother praised it, but she also praised essential oils, so I guess t...	There are moments in your life you never forget. Moments that stab at your heart so deep, the emotional pain becomes physical. Even after they have healed, they leave behind scars to remind you--to ensure you never forget. I got my scar 6 years ago. Don't date in your circle of friends, they say. I should have ...
[WP]: You hate this one guy in particular. You also know witchcraft. So you cast a curse to slowly destroy the thing he loves the most. As time passes on, you find that nothing has changed, but you are starting to get sick.	She was the love of my life, my muse, my reason for existence. Though we barely exchanged words i felt a deep connection the moment we looked into each others eyes. It had to have been meant to be. I knew i had to act soon so no one else could steal her away and she could finally become mine. Her vibrant yellow hair, b...	"I fucking hate you KVN. So. Fucking. Much. Do you know that? Your existence causes me pain. Literal. EXCRUCIATING. Pain." "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" I cough up more blood, trying my best to splatter it on KVN. "I held out hope that you just loved those cookies. That you tortured me because of those God damned COOKIES! BUT ...
[WP]: You hate this one guy in particular. You also know witchcraft. So you cast a curse to slowly destroy the thing he loves the most. As time passes on, you find that nothing has changed, but you are starting to get sick.	There I was, lying on a hospital bed. And there were him, looking at me with his insane eyes. After trying everything, every logical solution, trying this wasn’t going to hurt me, right? This book had been part of my family heritage for centuries. My mother praised it, but she also praised essential oils, so I guess t...	"I fucking hate you KVN. So. Fucking. Much. Do you know that? Your existence causes me pain. Literal. EXCRUCIATING. Pain." "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" I cough up more blood, trying my best to splatter it on KVN. "I held out hope that you just loved those cookies. That you tortured me because of those God damned COOKIES! BUT ...
[WP]: You hate this one guy in particular. You also know witchcraft. So you cast a curse to slowly destroy the thing he loves the most. As time passes on, you find that nothing has changed, but you are starting to get sick.	She was a killer. A threat. A menace. How dare he? How dare he wrestle her into submission, forcing her body into traps that kept her still. She cried as she was stolen away from her family, her people, her kind. What would they do without her? She was a necessity. The patience she possessed. An adept hunter and figh...	"I fucking hate you KVN. So. Fucking. Much. Do you know that? Your existence causes me pain. Literal. EXCRUCIATING. Pain." "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" I cough up more blood, trying my best to splatter it on KVN. "I held out hope that you just loved those cookies. That you tortured me because of those God damned COOKIES! BUT ...
[WP]: You hate this one guy in particular. You also know witchcraft. So you cast a curse to slowly destroy the thing he loves the most. As time passes on, you find that nothing has changed, but you are starting to get sick.	It's been a long time since I wrote anything and it's my first writing prompt, but I found the scenario really cool! Feedback and critiques welcome.Edit: Catching writing errors \------------------------- The full moon hung low in the sky as I trudged my way up the path, mud beneath my boots. The cold night breeze ca...	"I fucking hate you KVN. So. Fucking. Much. Do you know that? Your existence causes me pain. Literal. EXCRUCIATING. Pain." "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" I cough up more blood, trying my best to splatter it on KVN. "I held out hope that you just loved those cookies. That you tortured me because of those God damned COOKIES! BUT ...
[WP]: You hate this one guy in particular. You also know witchcraft. So you cast a curse to slowly destroy the thing he loves the most. As time passes on, you find that nothing has changed, but you are starting to get sick.	It couldn't have backfired. No, there was no way. I was too adept, too well versed. I'd gone over the ritual again and again before casting the spell. I knew far too well how easily these things could go wrong and I'd taken every precaution to ensure that wouldn't happen. Still, I had found myself growing weaker and we...	"I fucking hate you KVN. So. Fucking. Much. Do you know that? Your existence causes me pain. Literal. EXCRUCIATING. Pain." "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" I cough up more blood, trying my best to splatter it on KVN. "I held out hope that you just loved those cookies. That you tortured me because of those God damned COOKIES! BUT ...
[WP]: You hate this one guy in particular. You also know witchcraft. So you cast a curse to slowly destroy the thing he loves the most. As time passes on, you find that nothing has changed, but you are starting to get sick.	I paused in my journal as a large drop of blood fell dramatically from my nose to land on the center of the adjacent page, turning it into something that resembled the flag of Japan. Briefly, I considered leaving it there. A monument, of sorts. I imagined him reading this after I was gone, and seeing my deterioration...	"I fucking hate you KVN. So. Fucking. Much. Do you know that? Your existence causes me pain. Literal. EXCRUCIATING. Pain." "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" I cough up more blood, trying my best to splatter it on KVN. "I held out hope that you just loved those cookies. That you tortured me because of those God damned COOKIES! BUT ...
[WP]: You hate this one guy in particular. You also know witchcraft. So you cast a curse to slowly destroy the thing he loves the most. As time passes on, you find that nothing has changed, but you are starting to get sick.	"It backfired," I told Marie, glaring daggers at her. This was all her fault. I was fine to just continue being quietly passive-aggressive with Tom for the next two years until my contract was done and I could move over to the mountains and become some small town's crazy hermit witch. It was even occasionally entertain...	"I fucking hate you KVN. So. Fucking. Much. Do you know that? Your existence causes me pain. Literal. EXCRUCIATING. Pain." "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" I cough up more blood, trying my best to splatter it on KVN. "I held out hope that you just loved those cookies. That you tortured me because of those God damned COOKIES! BUT ...
[WP]: You hate this one guy in particular. You also know witchcraft. So you cast a curse to slowly destroy the thing he loves the most. As time passes on, you find that nothing has changed, but you are starting to get sick.	College students spilled out into the quad, Miranda Bates being among them. She slowed as she passed by the tall oak tree shadowing over the alchemist building. Her attention fixed, watching someone she loathed – his name, Anthony Parker. “Great spell you casted!” mocked Miranda’s best friend, Fiona, coming up from be...	"I fucking hate you KVN. So. Fucking. Much. Do you know that? Your existence causes me pain. Literal. EXCRUCIATING. Pain." "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" I cough up more blood, trying my best to splatter it on KVN. "I held out hope that you just loved those cookies. That you tortured me because of those God damned COOKIES! BUT ...
[WP]: You hate this one guy in particular. You also know witchcraft. So you cast a curse to slowly destroy the thing he loves the most. As time passes on, you find that nothing has changed, but you are starting to get sick.	There I was, lying on a hospital bed. And there were him, looking at me with his insane eyes. After trying everything, every logical solution, trying this wasn’t going to hurt me, right? This book had been part of my family heritage for centuries. My mother praised it, but she also praised essential oils, so I guess t...	When I began to feel the symptoms, I was sure I cast the spell on myself by accident. It doesn't happen often, but it does happen with the more complex spells that require a lot more preparation. Fever, dizziness, headache, terrible runny nose that is somehow stuffed at the same time (i wish there was a spell for that)...
[WP]: You hate this one guy in particular. You also know witchcraft. So you cast a curse to slowly destroy the thing he loves the most. As time passes on, you find that nothing has changed, but you are starting to get sick.	She was a killer. A threat. A menace. How dare he? How dare he wrestle her into submission, forcing her body into traps that kept her still. She cried as she was stolen away from her family, her people, her kind. What would they do without her? She was a necessity. The patience she possessed. An adept hunter and figh...	When I began to feel the symptoms, I was sure I cast the spell on myself by accident. It doesn't happen often, but it does happen with the more complex spells that require a lot more preparation. Fever, dizziness, headache, terrible runny nose that is somehow stuffed at the same time (i wish there was a spell for that)...
[WP]: You hate this one guy in particular. You also know witchcraft. So you cast a curse to slowly destroy the thing he loves the most. As time passes on, you find that nothing has changed, but you are starting to get sick.	She was the love of my life, my muse, my reason for existence. Though we barely exchanged words i felt a deep connection the moment we looked into each others eyes. It had to have been meant to be. I knew i had to act soon so no one else could steal her away and she could finally become mine. Her vibrant yellow hair, b...	AN IRONIC TALE by STEVEBLAKE5 Hatred. One of the strongest emotions a man can feel. The total absence of love... unfathomable. And yet, I felt it.... and what's worse, I felt it towards another man. One of my own species. Who could inspire such a feeling? Adolf Hitler himself? Perhaps, but no..... this was just an o...
[WP]: You hate this one guy in particular. You also know witchcraft. So you cast a curse to slowly destroy the thing he loves the most. As time passes on, you find that nothing has changed, but you are starting to get sick.	There I was, lying on a hospital bed. And there were him, looking at me with his insane eyes. After trying everything, every logical solution, trying this wasn’t going to hurt me, right? This book had been part of my family heritage for centuries. My mother praised it, but she also praised essential oils, so I guess t...	AN IRONIC TALE by STEVEBLAKE5 Hatred. One of the strongest emotions a man can feel. The total absence of love... unfathomable. And yet, I felt it.... and what's worse, I felt it towards another man. One of my own species. Who could inspire such a feeling? Adolf Hitler himself? Perhaps, but no..... this was just an o...
[WP]: You hate this one guy in particular. You also know witchcraft. So you cast a curse to slowly destroy the thing he loves the most. As time passes on, you find that nothing has changed, but you are starting to get sick.	She was a killer. A threat. A menace. How dare he? How dare he wrestle her into submission, forcing her body into traps that kept her still. She cried as she was stolen away from her family, her people, her kind. What would they do without her? She was a necessity. The patience she possessed. An adept hunter and figh...	AN IRONIC TALE by STEVEBLAKE5 Hatred. One of the strongest emotions a man can feel. The total absence of love... unfathomable. And yet, I felt it.... and what's worse, I felt it towards another man. One of my own species. Who could inspire such a feeling? Adolf Hitler himself? Perhaps, but no..... this was just an o...
[WP]: You hate this one guy in particular. You also know witchcraft. So you cast a curse to slowly destroy the thing he loves the most. As time passes on, you find that nothing has changed, but you are starting to get sick.	It's been a long time since I wrote anything and it's my first writing prompt, but I found the scenario really cool! Feedback and critiques welcome.Edit: Catching writing errors \------------------------- The full moon hung low in the sky as I trudged my way up the path, mud beneath my boots. The cold night breeze ca...	AN IRONIC TALE by STEVEBLAKE5 Hatred. One of the strongest emotions a man can feel. The total absence of love... unfathomable. And yet, I felt it.... and what's worse, I felt it towards another man. One of my own species. Who could inspire such a feeling? Adolf Hitler himself? Perhaps, but no..... this was just an o...
[WP]: You hate this one guy in particular. You also know witchcraft. So you cast a curse to slowly destroy the thing he loves the most. As time passes on, you find that nothing has changed, but you are starting to get sick.	It couldn't have backfired. No, there was no way. I was too adept, too well versed. I'd gone over the ritual again and again before casting the spell. I knew far too well how easily these things could go wrong and I'd taken every precaution to ensure that wouldn't happen. Still, I had found myself growing weaker and we...	AN IRONIC TALE by STEVEBLAKE5 Hatred. One of the strongest emotions a man can feel. The total absence of love... unfathomable. And yet, I felt it.... and what's worse, I felt it towards another man. One of my own species. Who could inspire such a feeling? Adolf Hitler himself? Perhaps, but no..... this was just an o...
[WP]: You hate this one guy in particular. You also know witchcraft. So you cast a curse to slowly destroy the thing he loves the most. As time passes on, you find that nothing has changed, but you are starting to get sick.	I paused in my journal as a large drop of blood fell dramatically from my nose to land on the center of the adjacent page, turning it into something that resembled the flag of Japan. Briefly, I considered leaving it there. A monument, of sorts. I imagined him reading this after I was gone, and seeing my deterioration...	AN IRONIC TALE by STEVEBLAKE5 Hatred. One of the strongest emotions a man can feel. The total absence of love... unfathomable. And yet, I felt it.... and what's worse, I felt it towards another man. One of my own species. Who could inspire such a feeling? Adolf Hitler himself? Perhaps, but no..... this was just an o...
[WP]: You hate this one guy in particular. You also know witchcraft. So you cast a curse to slowly destroy the thing he loves the most. As time passes on, you find that nothing has changed, but you are starting to get sick.	"It backfired," I told Marie, glaring daggers at her. This was all her fault. I was fine to just continue being quietly passive-aggressive with Tom for the next two years until my contract was done and I could move over to the mountains and become some small town's crazy hermit witch. It was even occasionally entertain...	AN IRONIC TALE by STEVEBLAKE5 Hatred. One of the strongest emotions a man can feel. The total absence of love... unfathomable. And yet, I felt it.... and what's worse, I felt it towards another man. One of my own species. Who could inspire such a feeling? Adolf Hitler himself? Perhaps, but no..... this was just an o...
[WP]: You hate this one guy in particular. You also know witchcraft. So you cast a curse to slowly destroy the thing he loves the most. As time passes on, you find that nothing has changed, but you are starting to get sick.	College students spilled out into the quad, Miranda Bates being among them. She slowed as she passed by the tall oak tree shadowing over the alchemist building. Her attention fixed, watching someone she loathed – his name, Anthony Parker. “Great spell you casted!” mocked Miranda’s best friend, Fiona, coming up from be...	AN IRONIC TALE by STEVEBLAKE5 Hatred. One of the strongest emotions a man can feel. The total absence of love... unfathomable. And yet, I felt it.... and what's worse, I felt it towards another man. One of my own species. Who could inspire such a feeling? Adolf Hitler himself? Perhaps, but no..... this was just an o...
[WP]: You hate this one guy in particular. You also know witchcraft. So you cast a curse to slowly destroy the thing he loves the most. As time passes on, you find that nothing has changed, but you are starting to get sick.	There I was, lying on a hospital bed. And there were him, looking at me with his insane eyes. After trying everything, every logical solution, trying this wasn’t going to hurt me, right? This book had been part of my family heritage for centuries. My mother praised it, but she also praised essential oils, so I guess t...	She was the love of my life, my muse, my reason for existence. Though we barely exchanged words i felt a deep connection the moment we looked into each others eyes. It had to have been meant to be. I knew i had to act soon so no one else could steal her away and she could finally become mine. Her vibrant yellow hair, b...
[WP]: You hate this one guy in particular. You also know witchcraft. So you cast a curse to slowly destroy the thing he loves the most. As time passes on, you find that nothing has changed, but you are starting to get sick.	She was a killer. A threat. A menace. How dare he? How dare he wrestle her into submission, forcing her body into traps that kept her still. She cried as she was stolen away from her family, her people, her kind. What would they do without her? She was a necessity. The patience she possessed. An adept hunter and figh...	She was the love of my life, my muse, my reason for existence. Though we barely exchanged words i felt a deep connection the moment we looked into each others eyes. It had to have been meant to be. I knew i had to act soon so no one else could steal her away and she could finally become mine. Her vibrant yellow hair, b...
[WP]: You hate this one guy in particular. You also know witchcraft. So you cast a curse to slowly destroy the thing he loves the most. As time passes on, you find that nothing has changed, but you are starting to get sick.	It's been a long time since I wrote anything and it's my first writing prompt, but I found the scenario really cool! Feedback and critiques welcome.Edit: Catching writing errors \------------------------- The full moon hung low in the sky as I trudged my way up the path, mud beneath my boots. The cold night breeze ca...	She was the love of my life, my muse, my reason for existence. Though we barely exchanged words i felt a deep connection the moment we looked into each others eyes. It had to have been meant to be. I knew i had to act soon so no one else could steal her away and she could finally become mine. Her vibrant yellow hair, b...
[WP]: You hate this one guy in particular. You also know witchcraft. So you cast a curse to slowly destroy the thing he loves the most. As time passes on, you find that nothing has changed, but you are starting to get sick.	I paused in my journal as a large drop of blood fell dramatically from my nose to land on the center of the adjacent page, turning it into something that resembled the flag of Japan. Briefly, I considered leaving it there. A monument, of sorts. I imagined him reading this after I was gone, and seeing my deterioration...	She was the love of my life, my muse, my reason for existence. Though we barely exchanged words i felt a deep connection the moment we looked into each others eyes. It had to have been meant to be. I knew i had to act soon so no one else could steal her away and she could finally become mine. Her vibrant yellow hair, b...
[WP]: You hate this one guy in particular. You also know witchcraft. So you cast a curse to slowly destroy the thing he loves the most. As time passes on, you find that nothing has changed, but you are starting to get sick.	I paused in my journal as a large drop of blood fell dramatically from my nose to land on the center of the adjacent page, turning it into something that resembled the flag of Japan. Briefly, I considered leaving it there. A monument, of sorts. I imagined him reading this after I was gone, and seeing my deterioration...	It couldn't have backfired. No, there was no way. I was too adept, too well versed. I'd gone over the ritual again and again before casting the spell. I knew far too well how easily these things could go wrong and I'd taken every precaution to ensure that wouldn't happen. Still, I had found myself growing weaker and we...
[WP]: You hate this one guy in particular. You also know witchcraft. So you cast a curse to slowly destroy the thing he loves the most. As time passes on, you find that nothing has changed, but you are starting to get sick.	"It backfired," I told Marie, glaring daggers at her. This was all her fault. I was fine to just continue being quietly passive-aggressive with Tom for the next two years until my contract was done and I could move over to the mountains and become some small town's crazy hermit witch. It was even occasionally entertain...	It couldn't have backfired. No, there was no way. I was too adept, too well versed. I'd gone over the ritual again and again before casting the spell. I knew far too well how easily these things could go wrong and I'd taken every precaution to ensure that wouldn't happen. Still, I had found myself growing weaker and we...
[WP]: You hate this one guy in particular. You also know witchcraft. So you cast a curse to slowly destroy the thing he loves the most. As time passes on, you find that nothing has changed, but you are starting to get sick.	I paused in my journal as a large drop of blood fell dramatically from my nose to land on the center of the adjacent page, turning it into something that resembled the flag of Japan. Briefly, I considered leaving it there. A monument, of sorts. I imagined him reading this after I was gone, and seeing my deterioration...	Brittle bones, purple bruises and a weakness that makes you fall to your knees and never give up. What do you love you so much that the mere thought of it gone brings great agony? It hurts, it really fucking hurts. So many bruises on my body. Black, purple and yellow. I'm a tapestry of my own making. How do he do...
[WP]: You hate this one guy in particular. You also know witchcraft. So you cast a curse to slowly destroy the thing he loves the most. As time passes on, you find that nothing has changed, but you are starting to get sick.	"It backfired," I told Marie, glaring daggers at her. This was all her fault. I was fine to just continue being quietly passive-aggressive with Tom for the next two years until my contract was done and I could move over to the mountains and become some small town's crazy hermit witch. It was even occasionally entertain...	Brittle bones, purple bruises and a weakness that makes you fall to your knees and never give up. What do you love you so much that the mere thought of it gone brings great agony? It hurts, it really fucking hurts. So many bruises on my body. Black, purple and yellow. I'm a tapestry of my own making. How do he do...
[WP]: You hate this one guy in particular. You also know witchcraft. So you cast a curse to slowly destroy the thing he loves the most. As time passes on, you find that nothing has changed, but you are starting to get sick.	College students spilled out into the quad, Miranda Bates being among them. She slowed as she passed by the tall oak tree shadowing over the alchemist building. Her attention fixed, watching someone she loathed – his name, Anthony Parker. “Great spell you casted!” mocked Miranda’s best friend, Fiona, coming up from be...	Brittle bones, purple bruises and a weakness that makes you fall to your knees and never give up. What do you love you so much that the mere thought of it gone brings great agony? It hurts, it really fucking hurts. So many bruises on my body. Black, purple and yellow. I'm a tapestry of my own making. How do he do...
[WP]: You hate this one guy in particular. You also know witchcraft. So you cast a curse to slowly destroy the thing he loves the most. As time passes on, you find that nothing has changed, but you are starting to get sick.	"Hahahahahahaha!" Laughter filled the hospital room, "you got to be kidding me. Holy crap, that horrendously backfired." Jake was sitting in front of me with his face in his hands. Jake and I have always been rivals. Well not always, I actually I don't think he sees it that way. Come to think of it I'm quite positi...	Brittle bones, purple bruises and a weakness that makes you fall to your knees and never give up. What do you love you so much that the mere thought of it gone brings great agony? It hurts, it really fucking hurts. So many bruises on my body. Black, purple and yellow. I'm a tapestry of my own making. How do he do...
[WP]: You hate this one guy in particular. You also know witchcraft. So you cast a curse to slowly destroy the thing he loves the most. As time passes on, you find that nothing has changed, but you are starting to get sick.	The old ones had banished the practice of malevolent spells centuries ago, so a curse of this nature was a rare find indeed. It wasn't perfect - but I had a hunch it would do what needed to be done. Immediately, I began to clear the table. Bowls, half full of gruel, clattered to the floor. I spread the curse scroll out...	Brittle bones, purple bruises and a weakness that makes you fall to your knees and never give up. What do you love you so much that the mere thought of it gone brings great agony? It hurts, it really fucking hurts. So many bruises on my body. Black, purple and yellow. I'm a tapestry of my own making. How do he do...

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