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[WP] As a sarcastic joke for your hippie friend. You give a mother's day gift to Mother Nature in the woods. You suddenly hear a very loud excited voice. "Oh thank you! I'm happy someone finally appreciate me for the 1st time in thousands of years!" | God, Jaxon was getting on my nerves. Ever since he found that online community of environmentalists, he talked non-stop about how humans are destroying the planet, venting his frustrations about how the powers that be aren't doing anything to stop it, listing all the animals that are becoming endangered, and berating m... | "Oh thank you! I'm happy someone finally appreciate me for the 1st time in thousands of years!" the voice echoed all around me, thick with sarcasm.
I gasped and stumbled back, as one would as a reaction to a feminine disembodied voice suddenly saying something.
"Wh—what?" I stammered, looking around my immediate vici... | |
[WP] The local lighthouse has reported something on the rocks at night. They say it has a human face, but a long tail made of scales. | Human is relative, especially at night near the sea.
That was my first thought when they told me, Jens and Annika, huddled up against the wrought-iron door of their lighthouse. I don't visit them as often as I should, anymore. Still more often than their wandering, deadbeat son, but that's a story for another time, an... | "You tellin' me they think they saw a mermaid?"
The woman shrugged awkwardly. "Not exactly, no."
The man snorted. "A human face and a long tail made of scales. Out on the rocks in the ocean. What else could it be?"
"Well if I knew that then we wouldn't have called you in to investigate now would we?" she retorte... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | I do not speak their language. I never had the chance to learn. With their instinctive hostility to the outsider, I was driven away from their settlements as they grew from the cinders of human civilisation. Survival for me is simple; I only require blood to thrive. From where it is sourced, it matters not. Forest crea... | "Ungoing One", the new beings called her. If only she could fully remember their names.
It had been eons, yet she hadn't felt the sweet release of death.
As the sole profiteer of the virus, the council had sentenced her to eternal life. Or that's what her cluttered memory told her.
When the new beings came to be, th... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | I do not speak their language. I never had the chance to learn. With their instinctive hostility to the outsider, I was driven away from their settlements as they grew from the cinders of human civilisation. Survival for me is simple; I only require blood to thrive. From where it is sourced, it matters not. Forest crea... | I am only 13 and I need to practice for English, here goes nothing,
I have tried to communicate with them but they tried to shoot me and I don't know why , I am running out of food, I have drained the recourse to thin here, I am in the only woodlands for miles, the last of the cows, if you could even call them that sti... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | I do not speak their language. I never had the chance to learn. With their instinctive hostility to the outsider, I was driven away from their settlements as they grew from the cinders of human civilisation. Survival for me is simple; I only require blood to thrive. From where it is sourced, it matters not. Forest crea... | Click.
Click.
It was strange, being alive in this place. Time blurred. Al watched the dust gather as he passed, the dark hallways lit by infrared light and their inbuilt night vision.
It was lonely now.
The halls had been filled with laughter, once. His fingers brushed along the wall idly, tracing the paths of ... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | You hear voices again. Not human voices- it had been a long time since you had heard a human voice other than your own. They were the new people. After unfathomable time alone, you saw people again. They weren't humans, but they had made fire and were using tools. You tried a few times to approach them, but they weren'... | The first time I met a human was when I was about 800 years old.
I was living in the forest as a cryptid, and had seen plenty of other cryptids. But one day a woman walked into my territory and everything changed.
She looked at me with her mouth open and said, "Is that what I think it is?"
I gave her a crooked sm... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | The new inheritors of the land call me “Chiron”. The name did not mean anything to them. It was a relic, one forgotten by the people and the stars. I could have introduced myself with my real name, but that too has lost its meaning. I had hope that someone might recognize the past I represented if I introduced myself a... | The first time I met a human was when I was about 800 years old.
I was living in the forest as a cryptid, and had seen plenty of other cryptids. But one day a woman walked into my territory and everything changed.
She looked at me with her mouth open and said, "Is that what I think it is?"
I gave her a crooked sm... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | The human mind can only retain so much. I know mine has seen more than any other. I've recorded as much as I can recall but over the millennia even my own handwriting has become foreign to my memory.
I remember my fellow humans falling like me flies around me and I was the only one to remain. I can't recall the cause ... | The first time I met a human was when I was about 800 years old.
I was living in the forest as a cryptid, and had seen plenty of other cryptids. But one day a woman walked into my territory and everything changed.
She looked at me with her mouth open and said, "Is that what I think it is?"
I gave her a crooked sm... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | Long ago, possibly much before the Skolklēs had evolved on the planet, were the gods. This was known, because the remnants could be found buried in the ground, and once proud cities stood as silent gravestones of the deities who’d come before.
As the Skolklēs further developed language and tools, they could find more... | The first time I met a human was when I was about 800 years old.
I was living in the forest as a cryptid, and had seen plenty of other cryptids. But one day a woman walked into my territory and everything changed.
She looked at me with her mouth open and said, "Is that what I think it is?"
I gave her a crooked sm... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | I do not speak their language. I never had the chance to learn. With their instinctive hostility to the outsider, I was driven away from their settlements as they grew from the cinders of human civilisation. Survival for me is simple; I only require blood to thrive. From where it is sourced, it matters not. Forest crea... | The first time I met a human was when I was about 800 years old.
I was living in the forest as a cryptid, and had seen plenty of other cryptids. But one day a woman walked into my territory and everything changed.
She looked at me with her mouth open and said, "Is that what I think it is?"
I gave her a crooked sm... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | The new inheritors of the land call me “Chiron”. The name did not mean anything to them. It was a relic, one forgotten by the people and the stars. I could have introduced myself with my real name, but that too has lost its meaning. I had hope that someone might recognize the past I represented if I introduced myself a... | You hear voices again. Not human voices- it had been a long time since you had heard a human voice other than your own. They were the new people. After unfathomable time alone, you saw people again. They weren't humans, but they had made fire and were using tools. You tried a few times to approach them, but they weren'... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | I do not speak their language. I never had the chance to learn. With their instinctive hostility to the outsider, I was driven away from their settlements as they grew from the cinders of human civilisation. Survival for me is simple; I only require blood to thrive. From where it is sourced, it matters not. Forest crea... | You hear voices again. Not human voices- it had been a long time since you had heard a human voice other than your own. They were the new people. After unfathomable time alone, you saw people again. They weren't humans, but they had made fire and were using tools. You tried a few times to approach them, but they weren'... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | I do not speak their language. I never had the chance to learn. With their instinctive hostility to the outsider, I was driven away from their settlements as they grew from the cinders of human civilisation. Survival for me is simple; I only require blood to thrive. From where it is sourced, it matters not. Forest crea... | The new inheritors of the land call me “Chiron”. The name did not mean anything to them. It was a relic, one forgotten by the people and the stars. I could have introduced myself with my real name, but that too has lost its meaning. I had hope that someone might recognize the past I represented if I introduced myself a... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | Forever I would be the monster behind the tree. Which sounds like I’m being dramatic, but these new inhabitants of the planet literally see me as a monster.
I remember the other day when I was walking through the forest to find food and this fucking- I don’t even know what it was. I had never seen one before, I had on... | A tale as old as time, for tales and time had by the humans been invented. A legend as legendary as any, if not more, for it had been the object of the ramblings of many of them.
As soon as the human was dumb enough to think it became numbingly aware of it’s own fragility, and with that foolishness came the nonstop se... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | When was the last time I used a human language? The last time I ultilized an artifact of humanity? The last time I did something, at all?
Moss tears and dirt crumbles off my body as I groggily lift myself off the floor of the latest forest I found myself in. It was a desert when I laid down for a nap. The Amazon Deser... | A tale as old as time, for tales and time had by the humans been invented. A legend as legendary as any, if not more, for it had been the object of the ramblings of many of them.
As soon as the human was dumb enough to think it became numbingly aware of it’s own fragility, and with that foolishness came the nonstop se... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | Long ago, possibly much before the Skolklēs had evolved on the planet, were the gods. This was known, because the remnants could be found buried in the ground, and once proud cities stood as silent gravestones of the deities who’d come before.
As the Skolklēs further developed language and tools, they could find more... | A tale as old as time, for tales and time had by the humans been invented. A legend as legendary as any, if not more, for it had been the object of the ramblings of many of them.
As soon as the human was dumb enough to think it became numbingly aware of it’s own fragility, and with that foolishness came the nonstop se... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | I was an old god of the humans, however my name and purpose were long forgotten to me. I sat in a clearing of a forest, one I had called home for years now. Sat in a valley, the river ran fresh and cool.
As I allowed the sun to wash over me, animals moved about around me. The Forest alive with movement. Birds called a... | A tale as old as time, for tales and time had by the humans been invented. A legend as legendary as any, if not more, for it had been the object of the ramblings of many of them.
As soon as the human was dumb enough to think it became numbingly aware of it’s own fragility, and with that foolishness came the nonstop se... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | "There goes the neighborhood," I muttered, packing up my few belongings as the land-squid construction workers flattened the section of forest I'd been living in for nigh on eight thousand years. I'd known they were going to be trouble ever since they crawled their way out of the ocean some two million or so years ago,... | A tale as old as time, for tales and time had by the humans been invented. A legend as legendary as any, if not more, for it had been the object of the ramblings of many of them.
As soon as the human was dumb enough to think it became numbingly aware of it’s own fragility, and with that foolishness came the nonstop se... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | I do not speak their language. I never had the chance to learn. With their instinctive hostility to the outsider, I was driven away from their settlements as they grew from the cinders of human civilisation. Survival for me is simple; I only require blood to thrive. From where it is sourced, it matters not. Forest crea... | A tale as old as time, for tales and time had by the humans been invented. A legend as legendary as any, if not more, for it had been the object of the ramblings of many of them.
As soon as the human was dumb enough to think it became numbingly aware of it’s own fragility, and with that foolishness came the nonstop se... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | I do not speak their language. I never had the chance to learn. With their instinctive hostility to the outsider, I was driven away from their settlements as they grew from the cinders of human civilisation. Survival for me is simple; I only require blood to thrive. From where it is sourced, it matters not. Forest crea... | The human mind can only retain so much. I know mine has seen more than any other. I've recorded as much as I can recall but over the millennia even my own handwriting has become foreign to my memory.
I remember my fellow humans falling like me flies around me and I was the only one to remain. I can't recall the cause ... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | I suppose I’ll start at the beginning of the end. After the Felis Catus evolved opposable thumbs it was only a matter of time before they wiped out all of humanity, I suppose. The seething rage they collectively housed in their DNA after centuries of imprisonment in ancient human domiciles provided all the fuel they’d ... | I'm probably the last human, if you can even call me that anymore. I say this because it's been hundreds of years since I heard anything over the internet or the radio. I know more of us survived the abomination that we'd created. Everlasting life for the price of our reproductive organs. But we didn't expect that our ... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | Forever I would be the monster behind the tree. Which sounds like I’m being dramatic, but these new inhabitants of the planet literally see me as a monster.
I remember the other day when I was walking through the forest to find food and this fucking- I don’t even know what it was. I had never seen one before, I had on... | I'm probably the last human, if you can even call me that anymore. I say this because it's been hundreds of years since I heard anything over the internet or the radio. I know more of us survived the abomination that we'd created. Everlasting life for the price of our reproductive organs. But we didn't expect that our ... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | When was the last time I used a human language? The last time I ultilized an artifact of humanity? The last time I did something, at all?
Moss tears and dirt crumbles off my body as I groggily lift myself off the floor of the latest forest I found myself in. It was a desert when I laid down for a nap. The Amazon Deser... | I'm probably the last human, if you can even call me that anymore. I say this because it's been hundreds of years since I heard anything over the internet or the radio. I know more of us survived the abomination that we'd created. Everlasting life for the price of our reproductive organs. But we didn't expect that our ... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | Long ago, possibly much before the Skolklēs had evolved on the planet, were the gods. This was known, because the remnants could be found buried in the ground, and once proud cities stood as silent gravestones of the deities who’d come before.
As the Skolklēs further developed language and tools, they could find more... | I'm probably the last human, if you can even call me that anymore. I say this because it's been hundreds of years since I heard anything over the internet or the radio. I know more of us survived the abomination that we'd created. Everlasting life for the price of our reproductive organs. But we didn't expect that our ... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | I was an old god of the humans, however my name and purpose were long forgotten to me. I sat in a clearing of a forest, one I had called home for years now. Sat in a valley, the river ran fresh and cool.
As I allowed the sun to wash over me, animals moved about around me. The Forest alive with movement. Birds called a... | I'm probably the last human, if you can even call me that anymore. I say this because it's been hundreds of years since I heard anything over the internet or the radio. I know more of us survived the abomination that we'd created. Everlasting life for the price of our reproductive organs. But we didn't expect that our ... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | "There goes the neighborhood," I muttered, packing up my few belongings as the land-squid construction workers flattened the section of forest I'd been living in for nigh on eight thousand years. I'd known they were going to be trouble ever since they crawled their way out of the ocean some two million or so years ago,... | I'm probably the last human, if you can even call me that anymore. I say this because it's been hundreds of years since I heard anything over the internet or the radio. I know more of us survived the abomination that we'd created. Everlasting life for the price of our reproductive organs. But we didn't expect that our ... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | I do not speak their language. I never had the chance to learn. With their instinctive hostility to the outsider, I was driven away from their settlements as they grew from the cinders of human civilisation. Survival for me is simple; I only require blood to thrive. From where it is sourced, it matters not. Forest crea... | I'm probably the last human, if you can even call me that anymore. I say this because it's been hundreds of years since I heard anything over the internet or the radio. I know more of us survived the abomination that we'd created. Everlasting life for the price of our reproductive organs. But we didn't expect that our ... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | I suppose I’ll start at the beginning of the end. After the Felis Catus evolved opposable thumbs it was only a matter of time before they wiped out all of humanity, I suppose. The seething rage they collectively housed in their DNA after centuries of imprisonment in ancient human domiciles provided all the fuel they’d ... | Sometimes I wish that I could actually die forever.
I've been "dead" a couple times and the first time coming back was a gift. The second time was disappointing because I was still alone. After that I didn't bother to clean up the mess and just started walking. I miss soo many people. I watched them one by one grow an... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | Forever I would be the monster behind the tree. Which sounds like I’m being dramatic, but these new inhabitants of the planet literally see me as a monster.
I remember the other day when I was walking through the forest to find food and this fucking- I don’t even know what it was. I had never seen one before, I had on... | Sometimes I wish that I could actually die forever.
I've been "dead" a couple times and the first time coming back was a gift. The second time was disappointing because I was still alone. After that I didn't bother to clean up the mess and just started walking. I miss soo many people. I watched them one by one grow an... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | When was the last time I used a human language? The last time I ultilized an artifact of humanity? The last time I did something, at all?
Moss tears and dirt crumbles off my body as I groggily lift myself off the floor of the latest forest I found myself in. It was a desert when I laid down for a nap. The Amazon Deser... | Sometimes I wish that I could actually die forever.
I've been "dead" a couple times and the first time coming back was a gift. The second time was disappointing because I was still alone. After that I didn't bother to clean up the mess and just started walking. I miss soo many people. I watched them one by one grow an... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | Long ago, possibly much before the Skolklēs had evolved on the planet, were the gods. This was known, because the remnants could be found buried in the ground, and once proud cities stood as silent gravestones of the deities who’d come before.
As the Skolklēs further developed language and tools, they could find more... | Sometimes I wish that I could actually die forever.
I've been "dead" a couple times and the first time coming back was a gift. The second time was disappointing because I was still alone. After that I didn't bother to clean up the mess and just started walking. I miss soo many people. I watched them one by one grow an... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | I was an old god of the humans, however my name and purpose were long forgotten to me. I sat in a clearing of a forest, one I had called home for years now. Sat in a valley, the river ran fresh and cool.
As I allowed the sun to wash over me, animals moved about around me. The Forest alive with movement. Birds called a... | Sometimes I wish that I could actually die forever.
I've been "dead" a couple times and the first time coming back was a gift. The second time was disappointing because I was still alone. After that I didn't bother to clean up the mess and just started walking. I miss soo many people. I watched them one by one grow an... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | Once upon a time, I drank the liquid within a battered glass bottle I happened to dig up in my backyard. And on that day, I stopped aging. As time went on, I had to change names, I had to move countries, I had to change my body so that nobody recognized me.
And then came the disease. The disease that afflicted ever... | Sometimes I wish that I could actually die forever.
I've been "dead" a couple times and the first time coming back was a gift. The second time was disappointing because I was still alone. After that I didn't bother to clean up the mess and just started walking. I miss soo many people. I watched them one by one grow an... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | "There goes the neighborhood," I muttered, packing up my few belongings as the land-squid construction workers flattened the section of forest I'd been living in for nigh on eight thousand years. I'd known they were going to be trouble ever since they crawled their way out of the ocean some two million or so years ago,... | Sometimes I wish that I could actually die forever.
I've been "dead" a couple times and the first time coming back was a gift. The second time was disappointing because I was still alone. After that I didn't bother to clean up the mess and just started walking. I miss soo many people. I watched them one by one grow an... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | Benjamin awoke to that post deep sleep feeling of not knowing where he was. His eyes still closed he tried to remember what day it was, or where he’d been last. Nothing felt familiar and he was afraid to open his eyes, not knowing what he’d see if he did.
Sleep was banished from his mind as an audible chirp sounded an... | Sometimes I wish that I could actually die forever.
I've been "dead" a couple times and the first time coming back was a gift. The second time was disappointing because I was still alone. After that I didn't bother to clean up the mess and just started walking. I miss soo many people. I watched them one by one grow an... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | I do not speak their language. I never had the chance to learn. With their instinctive hostility to the outsider, I was driven away from their settlements as they grew from the cinders of human civilisation. Survival for me is simple; I only require blood to thrive. From where it is sourced, it matters not. Forest crea... | Sometimes I wish that I could actually die forever.
I've been "dead" a couple times and the first time coming back was a gift. The second time was disappointing because I was still alone. After that I didn't bother to clean up the mess and just started walking. I miss soo many people. I watched them one by one grow an... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | Forever I would be the monster behind the tree. Which sounds like I’m being dramatic, but these new inhabitants of the planet literally see me as a monster.
I remember the other day when I was walking through the forest to find food and this fucking- I don’t even know what it was. I had never seen one before, I had on... | I suppose I’ll start at the beginning of the end. After the Felis Catus evolved opposable thumbs it was only a matter of time before they wiped out all of humanity, I suppose. The seething rage they collectively housed in their DNA after centuries of imprisonment in ancient human domiciles provided all the fuel they’d ... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | When was the last time I used a human language? The last time I ultilized an artifact of humanity? The last time I did something, at all?
Moss tears and dirt crumbles off my body as I groggily lift myself off the floor of the latest forest I found myself in. It was a desert when I laid down for a nap. The Amazon Deser... | I suppose I’ll start at the beginning of the end. After the Felis Catus evolved opposable thumbs it was only a matter of time before they wiped out all of humanity, I suppose. The seething rage they collectively housed in their DNA after centuries of imprisonment in ancient human domiciles provided all the fuel they’d ... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | Long ago, possibly much before the Skolklēs had evolved on the planet, were the gods. This was known, because the remnants could be found buried in the ground, and once proud cities stood as silent gravestones of the deities who’d come before.
As the Skolklēs further developed language and tools, they could find more... | I suppose I’ll start at the beginning of the end. After the Felis Catus evolved opposable thumbs it was only a matter of time before they wiped out all of humanity, I suppose. The seething rage they collectively housed in their DNA after centuries of imprisonment in ancient human domiciles provided all the fuel they’d ... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | I was an old god of the humans, however my name and purpose were long forgotten to me. I sat in a clearing of a forest, one I had called home for years now. Sat in a valley, the river ran fresh and cool.
As I allowed the sun to wash over me, animals moved about around me. The Forest alive with movement. Birds called a... | I suppose I’ll start at the beginning of the end. After the Felis Catus evolved opposable thumbs it was only a matter of time before they wiped out all of humanity, I suppose. The seething rage they collectively housed in their DNA after centuries of imprisonment in ancient human domiciles provided all the fuel they’d ... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | "There goes the neighborhood," I muttered, packing up my few belongings as the land-squid construction workers flattened the section of forest I'd been living in for nigh on eight thousand years. I'd known they were going to be trouble ever since they crawled their way out of the ocean some two million or so years ago,... | I suppose I’ll start at the beginning of the end. After the Felis Catus evolved opposable thumbs it was only a matter of time before they wiped out all of humanity, I suppose. The seething rage they collectively housed in their DNA after centuries of imprisonment in ancient human domiciles provided all the fuel they’d ... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | I do not speak their language. I never had the chance to learn. With their instinctive hostility to the outsider, I was driven away from their settlements as they grew from the cinders of human civilisation. Survival for me is simple; I only require blood to thrive. From where it is sourced, it matters not. Forest crea... | I suppose I’ll start at the beginning of the end. After the Felis Catus evolved opposable thumbs it was only a matter of time before they wiped out all of humanity, I suppose. The seething rage they collectively housed in their DNA after centuries of imprisonment in ancient human domiciles provided all the fuel they’d ... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | Long ago, possibly much before the Skolklēs had evolved on the planet, were the gods. This was known, because the remnants could be found buried in the ground, and once proud cities stood as silent gravestones of the deities who’d come before.
As the Skolklēs further developed language and tools, they could find more... | Forever I would be the monster behind the tree. Which sounds like I’m being dramatic, but these new inhabitants of the planet literally see me as a monster.
I remember the other day when I was walking through the forest to find food and this fucking- I don’t even know what it was. I had never seen one before, I had on... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | "There goes the neighborhood," I muttered, packing up my few belongings as the land-squid construction workers flattened the section of forest I'd been living in for nigh on eight thousand years. I'd known they were going to be trouble ever since they crawled their way out of the ocean some two million or so years ago,... | Forever I would be the monster behind the tree. Which sounds like I’m being dramatic, but these new inhabitants of the planet literally see me as a monster.
I remember the other day when I was walking through the forest to find food and this fucking- I don’t even know what it was. I had never seen one before, I had on... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | I do not speak their language. I never had the chance to learn. With their instinctive hostility to the outsider, I was driven away from their settlements as they grew from the cinders of human civilisation. Survival for me is simple; I only require blood to thrive. From where it is sourced, it matters not. Forest crea... | Forever I would be the monster behind the tree. Which sounds like I’m being dramatic, but these new inhabitants of the planet literally see me as a monster.
I remember the other day when I was walking through the forest to find food and this fucking- I don’t even know what it was. I had never seen one before, I had on... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | "There goes the neighborhood," I muttered, packing up my few belongings as the land-squid construction workers flattened the section of forest I'd been living in for nigh on eight thousand years. I'd known they were going to be trouble ever since they crawled their way out of the ocean some two million or so years ago,... | When was the last time I used a human language? The last time I ultilized an artifact of humanity? The last time I did something, at all?
Moss tears and dirt crumbles off my body as I groggily lift myself off the floor of the latest forest I found myself in. It was a desert when I laid down for a nap. The Amazon Deser... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | I do not speak their language. I never had the chance to learn. With their instinctive hostility to the outsider, I was driven away from their settlements as they grew from the cinders of human civilisation. Survival for me is simple; I only require blood to thrive. From where it is sourced, it matters not. Forest crea... | When was the last time I used a human language? The last time I ultilized an artifact of humanity? The last time I did something, at all?
Moss tears and dirt crumbles off my body as I groggily lift myself off the floor of the latest forest I found myself in. It was a desert when I laid down for a nap. The Amazon Deser... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | I do not speak their language. I never had the chance to learn. With their instinctive hostility to the outsider, I was driven away from their settlements as they grew from the cinders of human civilisation. Survival for me is simple; I only require blood to thrive. From where it is sourced, it matters not. Forest crea... | Long ago, possibly much before the Skolklēs had evolved on the planet, were the gods. This was known, because the remnants could be found buried in the ground, and once proud cities stood as silent gravestones of the deities who’d come before.
As the Skolklēs further developed language and tools, they could find more... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | "There goes the neighborhood," I muttered, packing up my few belongings as the land-squid construction workers flattened the section of forest I'd been living in for nigh on eight thousand years. I'd known they were going to be trouble ever since they crawled their way out of the ocean some two million or so years ago,... | I was an old god of the humans, however my name and purpose were long forgotten to me. I sat in a clearing of a forest, one I had called home for years now. Sat in a valley, the river ran fresh and cool.
As I allowed the sun to wash over me, animals moved about around me. The Forest alive with movement. Birds called a... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | I do not speak their language. I never had the chance to learn. With their instinctive hostility to the outsider, I was driven away from their settlements as they grew from the cinders of human civilisation. Survival for me is simple; I only require blood to thrive. From where it is sourced, it matters not. Forest crea... | I was an old god of the humans, however my name and purpose were long forgotten to me. I sat in a clearing of a forest, one I had called home for years now. Sat in a valley, the river ran fresh and cool.
As I allowed the sun to wash over me, animals moved about around me. The Forest alive with movement. Birds called a... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | I do not speak their language. I never had the chance to learn. With their instinctive hostility to the outsider, I was driven away from their settlements as they grew from the cinders of human civilisation. Survival for me is simple; I only require blood to thrive. From where it is sourced, it matters not. Forest crea... | Once upon a time, I drank the liquid within a battered glass bottle I happened to dig up in my backyard. And on that day, I stopped aging. As time went on, I had to change names, I had to move countries, I had to change my body so that nobody recognized me.
And then came the disease. The disease that afflicted ever... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | I do not speak their language. I never had the chance to learn. With their instinctive hostility to the outsider, I was driven away from their settlements as they grew from the cinders of human civilisation. Survival for me is simple; I only require blood to thrive. From where it is sourced, it matters not. Forest crea... | "There goes the neighborhood," I muttered, packing up my few belongings as the land-squid construction workers flattened the section of forest I'd been living in for nigh on eight thousand years. I'd known they were going to be trouble ever since they crawled their way out of the ocean some two million or so years ago,... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | Benjamin awoke to that post deep sleep feeling of not knowing where he was. His eyes still closed he tried to remember what day it was, or where he’d been last. Nothing felt familiar and he was afraid to open his eyes, not knowing what he’d see if he did.
Sleep was banished from his mind as an audible chirp sounded an... | You wouldn't understand.
The species stares at me.
They load my craft.
They worship me as their savior and God, for being able to resolve their problems and having the longest existence any of them have seen.
I taught them their rudimentary tongue, their mathematics, their culture is a reflection of my characte... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | "Kok, kok, kok". Sounds of someone knocking on a wooden door came from outside the house. After a while with no response, the door was pushed open by the visitors. And then they stepped in.
The visitors are around 2-3 in numbers, have greenish skin, ostritch like bodies, with two strong arms fling out like a kangaroo.... | You wouldn't understand.
The species stares at me.
They load my craft.
They worship me as their savior and God, for being able to resolve their problems and having the longest existence any of them have seen.
I taught them their rudimentary tongue, their mathematics, their culture is a reflection of my characte... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | I do not speak their language. I never had the chance to learn. With their instinctive hostility to the outsider, I was driven away from their settlements as they grew from the cinders of human civilisation. Survival for me is simple; I only require blood to thrive. From where it is sourced, it matters not. Forest crea... | You wouldn't understand.
The species stares at me.
They load my craft.
They worship me as their savior and God, for being able to resolve their problems and having the longest existence any of them have seen.
I taught them their rudimentary tongue, their mathematics, their culture is a reflection of my characte... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | I do not speak their language. I never had the chance to learn. With their instinctive hostility to the outsider, I was driven away from their settlements as they grew from the cinders of human civilisation. Survival for me is simple; I only require blood to thrive. From where it is sourced, it matters not. Forest crea... | Benjamin awoke to that post deep sleep feeling of not knowing where he was. His eyes still closed he tried to remember what day it was, or where he’d been last. Nothing felt familiar and he was afraid to open his eyes, not knowing what he’d see if he did.
Sleep was banished from his mind as an audible chirp sounded an... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | "Kok, kok, kok". Sounds of someone knocking on a wooden door came from outside the house. After a while with no response, the door was pushed open by the visitors. And then they stepped in.
The visitors are around 2-3 in numbers, have greenish skin, ostritch like bodies, with two strong arms fling out like a kangaroo.... | It's beautiful. It's always beautiful. It's always fucking beautiful and looks fantastic and oh gee what a great sunrise, too bad only greeners are around to share it these days. I think the problem was pollution. They just seem so much brighter now, so much more colourful. Maybe I'm just getting old. Ha.
I'm almost f... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | I do not speak their language. I never had the chance to learn. With their instinctive hostility to the outsider, I was driven away from their settlements as they grew from the cinders of human civilisation. Survival for me is simple; I only require blood to thrive. From where it is sourced, it matters not. Forest crea... | It's beautiful. It's always beautiful. It's always fucking beautiful and looks fantastic and oh gee what a great sunrise, too bad only greeners are around to share it these days. I think the problem was pollution. They just seem so much brighter now, so much more colourful. Maybe I'm just getting old. Ha.
I'm almost f... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | I do not speak their language. I never had the chance to learn. With their instinctive hostility to the outsider, I was driven away from their settlements as they grew from the cinders of human civilisation. Survival for me is simple; I only require blood to thrive. From where it is sourced, it matters not. Forest crea... | "Kok, kok, kok". Sounds of someone knocking on a wooden door came from outside the house. After a while with no response, the door was pushed open by the visitors. And then they stepped in.
The visitors are around 2-3 in numbers, have greenish skin, ostritch like bodies, with two strong arms fling out like a kangaroo.... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | Long ago, long ago. Maybe before humans. You’re not sure anymore. Maybe it was at the dawn of humans or even in the middle. You stumbled across an obvious tchotchke fountain of “youth” or “immortality” or whatever gimmick it claimed. You drank deeply and tasted it no different from any other unfiltered water, but your ... | In my first centuries, I considered myself one of them. I felt deeply for the misery of the unfortunate, exalted at the triumphs in science and art. As time marched on, however, I came to realize their dreams and achievements, their fears and failures, were all the same. They were brutish, petulant creatures. My attitu... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | I do not speak their language. I never had the chance to learn. With their instinctive hostility to the outsider, I was driven away from their settlements as they grew from the cinders of human civilisation. Survival for me is simple; I only require blood to thrive. From where it is sourced, it matters not. Forest crea... | In my first centuries, I considered myself one of them. I felt deeply for the misery of the unfortunate, exalted at the triumphs in science and art. As time marched on, however, I came to realize their dreams and achievements, their fears and failures, were all the same. They were brutish, petulant creatures. My attitu... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | In the shadows of steel forests Kevin had been a god. Among the pine needles and predators, creatures that towered above the forests to feed on the nimble simians of the canopy, or the bipedal lizardfolk who hunted those titans, Kevin was something less.
He’d been something less for more years than he could count, tho... | In my first centuries, I considered myself one of them. I felt deeply for the misery of the unfortunate, exalted at the triumphs in science and art. As time marched on, however, I came to realize their dreams and achievements, their fears and failures, were all the same. They were brutish, petulant creatures. My attitu... | |
[WP] You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid. | I do not speak their language. I never had the chance to learn. With their instinctive hostility to the outsider, I was driven away from their settlements as they grew from the cinders of human civilisation. Survival for me is simple; I only require blood to thrive. From where it is sourced, it matters not. Forest crea... | Long ago, long ago. Maybe before humans. You’re not sure anymore. Maybe it was at the dawn of humans or even in the middle. You stumbled across an obvious tchotchke fountain of “youth” or “immortality” or whatever gimmick it claimed. You drank deeply and tasted it no different from any other unfiltered water, but your ... | |
[WP] Surprise, your co-worker is an angel. | \[Stellar Wingspan\]
"No way, an angel?" Vince chuckled. He sat in the breakroom getting to know the newest officemate, Cosmo. "Small world," Vince said. He gestured at himself to hint at the minor coincidence. Vince was a portly, red-skinned man with old wrinkles and obsidian horns. Cosmo's angelic form was lean and ... | "Can I help you with anything else?" I said sheepishly to the customer. "No its fine, I have to go now" they replied. I retreated back to my post in front of the junior backpacks, I have been humiliated by an attractive female. Thoughts of self pity and confusion raged internally, spinning round my head like a Beyblad... | |
[WP] Surprise, your co-worker is an angel. | You stood there with the broom closet door open, wondering what the hell you were seeing.
Hippo had earned his name from his rotund appearance - and for a propensity for breaking things as he muddled about the narrow paths of the antique shop - but what he was doing now there was no explanation for. His brown vest wa... | "Can I help you with anything else?" I said sheepishly to the customer. "No its fine, I have to go now" they replied. I retreated back to my post in front of the junior backpacks, I have been humiliated by an attractive female. Thoughts of self pity and confusion raged internally, spinning round my head like a Beyblad... | |
[WP] Surprise, your co-worker is an angel. | I could hear Xerxes's smile before he even padded into the room.
"What now?" I asked, putting down the little fairy statue I had been molding with my hands. Catching the little buggers had taken months, and they just did not want to turn out.
"Guess," the manticore rumbled, barely keeping himself from outright laugh... | "Can I help you with anything else?" I said sheepishly to the customer. "No its fine, I have to go now" they replied. I retreated back to my post in front of the junior backpacks, I have been humiliated by an attractive female. Thoughts of self pity and confusion raged internally, spinning round my head like a Beyblad... | |
Credit to Frederick Brown's "Knock." | [WP] It's time. You knock on the door of the last man on earth. | Every day, a little after sunrise, the old man would step outside and do a quick search of the fences around his house.
Most of the time, there were a few stray Locusts still twitching in the razor wire coils. Even hours after they tore themselves apart, the nerves in their severed legs kept firing off meaningless sig... | I knew that this day would eventually come, but I had no idea it would be so soon. I was betting on it taking several more decades, but nope, the last man on Earth is right in this house just in the forty-fifth century.
I haven't been all too invested in human culture, but I had to wonder what this person's lif... |
[WP] There is a tunnel through the mountain that's been there as long as anyone can remember. No one knows where it goes or who made it. They say the brave or foolish enter it and are never seen again. Today you have decided to enter the tunnel through the mountain. |
Hiraya’s thoughts as she entered the tunnel were of her mother’s face. Not that she ever saw her mother, but she willed the picture of the woman at their altar to appear in her mind. She and her father had kneeled in front of their altar before meals, and after praying to the Sto Niño statue, they always brush their t... | It wasn’t that she thought death was waiting for her. Rather Casey wished beyond all reason that the tunnel held the answers she looked for.
“Are you sure you want to go up there?” Asked the old man behind the front counter.
“Yes.”
His concerned gaze lingered on me until the phone rang. Casey let out a shallow br... | |
[deleted] | [WP] You find an evil book but instead of randomly opening and reading a page that summons a very powerful spirit, you open the first page. | "For my dearest Amelia, for your eternal support. The author would also like to thank their editor, Lord Athronaxx of the Seven Hells, Ruler of the Eternal Planes of Torment, and occasional DJ."
I looked up and blinked for a moment.
"An *intro*?" Archimonde asked incredulously.
"Yeah, you know - dedications an... | "I love this book," I said, flipping through the pages. "It's so old and creepy."
"Yeah, it is," my friend said. "My grandfather gave it to me when I was a kid. He said it was an evil book."
"What? Why would he give you an evil book?" I asked.
"I'm not sure," my friend said. "He died when I was young and we ne... |
[WP] You’re the first astronaut to leave the atmosphere into space. The moment you do, a screen pops up before you, “Congratulations! You’ve left the tutorial zone.” | Yuri Gagarin stared at the... *thing* that had just appeared in front of him just after Vostok 1 exited Earth's atmosphere. Then he radioed the ground.
"I see something very strange."
"What is it?" asked Kamarin.
"A...it is like a television screen, without the rest of the television. There are words on it."
The ra... | Lonnie stared at the holo-screen, then at his archaic-looking smartphone. If he wasn't gluten-intolerant, he would have celebrated the occasion with enough beer to render a tall, fat man blackout drunk.
Lonnie of all people was picked by the Neo-American Scouting Corps to be this lucky candidate. This lucky candidate... | |
[WP] Before you is an abomination Godslayer and Worldkiller, a demon of unfathomable power and incomprehensible motives. You think it looks oddly adorable despite this | While playing with her lego set Amy, age 8, accidentally created a symbol that called forth a horror from the outerworlds.
The Demon’s avatar materialized as a 9 lbs. “Egyptian Mau” variety house cat with extra-long Fennec like ears and a face that eerily resembled a feline version of David Hasselhoff.
“WHAT FOOL HAS... | I actually couldn’t believe my eyes, my partner looked terrified, but me I was cracking up.
I’m apart of the dimensional, capture, and containment office, or DCC for short. We basically dangers to the dimension and capture before the can do any harm, I’ve seen and captured thing 10 times my height and strength, not b... | |
[WP] You've been marked by the Devil, but not because You made a deal with the Devil, but the Devil made a deal with You to help him out of a weird situation... Only that's a bit hard to explain to a group of demonhunters who are hunting you down for being marked, since this basically never happens. | "Alright then! So you expect us to believe that Mephistopheles herself begged you to use your bathroom- because she underestimated the power of Taco Bell?"
Abraham nodded vigorously. "Fine looking lady, about seven feet tall, wearing the most expensive clothes I've ever seen. She rapped at my door late into the evenin... | so there he was at work listlessly staring in to his phone. waiting for some poor soul to need the geek squad. another in an endless string of hours at work like Dave had existed through so many times before. little did he know, this day would be nothing like the others when all was said and done.
a customer appeared ... | |
[WP] You've been marked by the Devil, but not because You made a deal with the Devil, but the Devil made a deal with You to help him out of a weird situation... Only that's a bit hard to explain to a group of demonhunters who are hunting you down for being marked, since this basically never happens. | "So let me get this straight...", the judge rubbed his eyes, frustrated.
"Your client, Mr. Kraven-- the...", the judge looked at Kraven's client. "...The Devil, wanted to sue Mr. Collins' client, Ms. Nelson-- for custody over her unborn child?"
The lawyer, Mr. Kraven shifted on his chair a bit-- his collar and tie ... | "You don't have to point that thing at me. I'm not going to hurt you."
"Shutup." He replied. Jabbing the obsidian spear at me and turning to his companions. "What should we do with him? We've never had anything like this."
"Kill 'im." Said the short red haired one in a gruff voice.
"Let's see what he's up to then we... | |
[WP] You've been marked by the Devil, but not because You made a deal with the Devil, but the Devil made a deal with You to help him out of a weird situation... Only that's a bit hard to explain to a group of demonhunters who are hunting you down for being marked, since this basically never happens. | "Alright then! So you expect us to believe that Mephistopheles herself begged you to use your bathroom- because she underestimated the power of Taco Bell?"
Abraham nodded vigorously. "Fine looking lady, about seven feet tall, wearing the most expensive clothes I've ever seen. She rapped at my door late into the evenin... | "You don't have to point that thing at me. I'm not going to hurt you."
"Shutup." He replied. Jabbing the obsidian spear at me and turning to his companions. "What should we do with him? We've never had anything like this."
"Kill 'im." Said the short red haired one in a gruff voice.
"Let's see what he's up to then we... | |
[WP] You've been marked by the Devil, but not because You made a deal with the Devil, but the Devil made a deal with You to help him out of a weird situation... Only that's a bit hard to explain to a group of demonhunters who are hunting you down for being marked, since this basically never happens. | "Alright then! So you expect us to believe that Mephistopheles herself begged you to use your bathroom- because she underestimated the power of Taco Bell?"
Abraham nodded vigorously. "Fine looking lady, about seven feet tall, wearing the most expensive clothes I've ever seen. She rapped at my door late into the evenin... | "So let me get this straight...", the judge rubbed his eyes, frustrated.
"Your client, Mr. Kraven-- the...", the judge looked at Kraven's client. "...The Devil, wanted to sue Mr. Collins' client, Ms. Nelson-- for custody over her unborn child?"
The lawyer, Mr. Kraven shifted on his chair a bit-- his collar and tie ... | |
[WP] Humans have assigned attributes when their 18 years of age according to their personalities and capabilities. The four attributes known to man are Fire, Earth, Water and Air. You, a gentle soul that never harmed no one has the attribute of Destruction | "Merlita!" The loud voice was accompanied by a banging on my bedroom door. "Merlita! Wake up already! You're going to be late!"
I groaned and rolled over in my bed, putting my pillow over my head.
"Just five more minutes," I grumbled under my breath. But that didn't stop my family.
My door banged open, and I felt ... | "Hmm, that makes sense." I muttered as I recieved my designation.
It was just a small innocuous slip of paper, a very pretty design with whirling flames and and sparkling embers, but not much to write home about on its own.
Some people take a lot of stock in these things, the line at the reception festival was enough... | |
[WP] Humans have assigned attributes when their 18 years of age according to their personalities and capabilities. The four attributes known to man are Fire, Earth, Water and Air. You, a gentle soul that never harmed no one has the attribute of Destruction | Everyone has their own kind, their own home and safety. There are four cities: one for fire; one for earth; one for water and finally one for air. The fire neighbourhood was deep underground where it's unable to set fire to those above. It is black stone with beautiful buildings and statues as you go though. The earth ... | "Hmm, that makes sense." I muttered as I recieved my designation.
It was just a small innocuous slip of paper, a very pretty design with whirling flames and and sparkling embers, but not much to write home about on its own.
Some people take a lot of stock in these things, the line at the reception festival was enough... | |
[WP] As a child, you spent many summers at a relative’s cabin, playing with a girl in the woods. You realized she was imaginary years later. You return to the cabin as an adult, finding her shoes where neither you or your relative could’ve put them. Things get stranger as you continue. | **Runners**
It was a warm, windless August afternoon in the Adirondacks. Just like it always was when I was young and my family would spend a couple of summer weeks at the cabin. Turning off of the highway onto the ribbon of faded asphalt that ran through the village was like going back in time, but the feeling was sp... | Little pink beads shine in the light filtering through the waterfall. This cave, if you could even call it that, was my favorite hiding place when I was a child. It was a perfect oval, with walls smooth to the touch and a veil of flower vines across the entrance. Anna and I would leave our shoes on the little ledge, j... | |
[WP] You are able to see the monetary value of any object. One day, you come across a pigeon valued at a billion dollars. | It could be perceived as a blessing, but it could also be perceived as a curse. I was born with the innate ability to perceive monetary value of any object I choose. It doesn't appear as a number above someone's head, like that one short story about the number of lies people have told in their lives. No, no, this was d... | "What's so special about this pigeon?" the hunter asked.
I shrugged, careful not to dislodge my mask. "Don't know. My client just wants it alive. An unharmed."
The hunter handed over the cage. "Here you go. This one's the right one."
I nodded. "I'll get it verified. Once we know for sure, we'll transfer the money to... | |
[WP] Satan stopped the whole "eternal torture" schtick centuries ago. When he realized being kind to the scientists, artists, and mathematicians sent to hell could help further his goals. | "**Is it finished?"**
"Y-yes, your un-holiness. We've finally figured out how to protect the wiring and circuitry from th-"
**"I asked not for semantics, you insole-"** Lucifer catches himself. "**Good doctor, I asked if it will work."**
"We..." Dr. Smith looks around at his colleagues, sweat pouring from his head. ... | "Sir? A new one arrived", a demon told me. "Send him to me. He should know, how things will work now."
A scared and nearly crying scientist got secured by my guardiandemons in my office. "Wha-wha-what do you want from me?! T-this cant be rea-..." "Hello, im satan, and you are...?"
The scientist screamed a little and ... | |
[WP] People consider the 'Vampire' a basic staple of horror monsters but they really aren't so simple. They're part Fairy-as in the kind that kidnaps and eats children, part werebat, and part zombie. A lot of things had to come together to make the first vampire. This is the story of that poor soul. | “A victim? Surely not,” the vampire hunter scoffed as he sat down at an old wooden table across from his prey.
Pale under the moonlight from the cell’s single window, the vampire seemed to pout. He crossed his arms, and the steel chains binding him clanged.
“I’ve heard you ate children,” the hunter said coldly.
“... | „Sugar and spice and everything nice…“ the entity of ancient evil hummed happily in front of the crimson altar stone.
If the all-father could create those deliciously easily tempted bipeds, so could they.
Well, *their* creation would be a little… different; something to keep the mortals on their toes, literally... | |
Inspired by u/Surinical's post. | [WP] From the point of view of bugs, we are unknowable eldritch gods. We are malevolent, immortal, and giant. We are always looking to hunt them, destroying their shelters and stomping on them. They exist at our whim. And there's billions of us. | How did it come to this? I was but a simple cockroach surviving on this terrain of wooden mountains. Finding shelter in the shadows these looming mountains cast, finding whatever scraps of food left over on the dirt-- it's a life, not much, but simple and enjoyable enough.
Until one day I was woken up by an unusual oc... | "Please! Queen, allow us to break our vow of silence. The humans have long since forgotten what we've done for them!" Antwon pleaded to the queen, covering his head as gravel and dust descended upon the spacious room, rumbling periodically before returning to its still state.
"We're the ones who've forgotten. We will ... |
[WP]You and your arch-nemesis were both sent into another world. During your time in the world, you and your arch-nemesis made peace with each other, and became close. Everything was going normal until you two got transported back to your original world. | "Pass the butter, please", he said and that was one hundred years done with.
As if reacting to a voice command or a magic spell he felt a sudden, iressitable pull in his center of gravity, like a rubber band he had never noticed snapping back and just like that his surroundings collapsed into a dense poin... | Part 1 of 2: Out of the fire
"How the hell did I end up here?" I repeat the phrase in my head several more times before the sound of a loud snort, followed by several guttural slurs in Xenkathi pulls me back to reality, the way they projected their thoughts was something my brain was still trying to adapt to.
I glanc... | |
[WP] "Save big money at Menards!" Isn't a jingle. A rapper by the name of "Big Money," has been trapped inside of Menards for years. Through subtle hints coming from the tv, you're finally starting to understand what's happening. | "Alright! Where's Big Money!" Greg shouted heartily, busting in through the sliding doors as all eyes sat on him momentarily before everyone resumed their daily tasks. Dirty looks shot at him, and he shot back dirtier looks, clenching his teeth as he walked up to a nearby worker who seemingly attempted to avoid him.
... | Big Money screams at the Menards' basement, crying for someone to help you, but no one can, for the door is locked, the room is soundproof, and only employees are allowed in just to feed him before he starts to slowly die in 8 years, 4 months, 9 days, 3 hours and 5 minutes in the middle of a September Afternoon somewhe... | |
[WP] "Save big money at Menards!" Isn't a jingle. A rapper by the name of "Big Money," has been trapped inside of Menards for years. Through subtle hints coming from the tv, you're finally starting to understand what's happening. | My name is Tom Farland. I work as a camera operator at Eirk Marketing Corp. For the past three years I've been working on a project with Menard's based around their jingle "Save big money at Menards!" In the course of this project I've discovered a serious problem. I'm recording my thoughts in this entry on the off... | 1/X
"Save big money from Menards..." The song rang out, slightly different than what Jerald's ears were used to, causing them to perk up, dropping the spoon he'd used to eat his cereal onto his oak wood table, spilling his food onto the carpet that sat underneath his feet.
"Thats new..." Jerald spoke attempted to gra... | |
[WP] As you sip your morning coffee, you open up your Sims Universe 3 game on your quantum computer. As you zoom in on a planet you've been watching and tormenting, you notice the governments of the world building a strange device. A flash. A man appears before you. "Are you god?" He asks. | I blinked at the sudden intrusion, pushing my chair away from the computer with an irritated sigh. “No, I’m not god, my name is Will.”
This denial only seemed to energize the strange man further, dressed as he was in the stock collegiate uniform of last year’s university expansion. “Yes, the Will, from the dictates of... | I step back. In the thousands of years passed down in knowledge to us, not a mind has even thought to allow such an existence as a “Sim” to exist on a plane other than his own. After all, the sentience of such a thing was contained, controlled. I stare, bewildered at the seemingly intelligent man, of whose origins, lif... | |
[WP] As you sip your morning coffee, you open up your Sims Universe 3 game on your quantum computer. As you zoom in on a planet you've been watching and tormenting, you notice the governments of the world building a strange device. A flash. A man appears before you. "Are you god?" He asks. | I blinked at the sudden intrusion, pushing my chair away from the computer with an irritated sigh. “No, I’m not god, my name is Will.”
This denial only seemed to energize the strange man further, dressed as he was in the stock collegiate uniform of last year’s university expansion. “Yes, the Will, from the dictates of... | "I'm not." I flatly answered the man who stood before me.
"Then...Then who are you?" The man's voice quivered with every word, perhaps still shocked from the notion that I am not the god he's trying to find.
"My name?" I replied as I place the empty cup of coffee on top of my desk. "My name is not something to be ... | |
[WP] As you sip your morning coffee, you open up your Sims Universe 3 game on your quantum computer. As you zoom in on a planet you've been watching and tormenting, you notice the governments of the world building a strange device. A flash. A man appears before you. "Are you god?" He asks. | I jumped to my feet faster than the scolding coffee jumped on my lap, "Fuck!" I grabbed for one of the dirty t-shirts on my bedroom floor and used it to blot the overly sugared liquid from my bare stomach. Bright blisters bubbled up on my skin, still burning as if the coffee had just made contact. "Are you kidding me... | "I'm not." I flatly answered the man who stood before me.
"Then...Then who are you?" The man's voice quivered with every word, perhaps still shocked from the notion that I am not the god he's trying to find.
"My name?" I replied as I place the empty cup of coffee on top of my desk. "My name is not something to be ... | |
[WP] As you sip your morning coffee, you open up your Sims Universe 3 game on your quantum computer. As you zoom in on a planet you've been watching and tormenting, you notice the governments of the world building a strange device. A flash. A man appears before you. "Are you god?" He asks. | "Yep.", I said with arrogant confidence. I'd prepared for this day a thousand times in my head. I knew they would one day advance themselves to the point of stepping out of their world and into mine.
"Good."
He had clearly been preparing just as long to say that as he reached into his pocket, soon after brandishing ... | "I'm not." I flatly answered the man who stood before me.
"Then...Then who are you?" The man's voice quivered with every word, perhaps still shocked from the notion that I am not the god he's trying to find.
"My name?" I replied as I place the empty cup of coffee on top of my desk. "My name is not something to be ... | |
[WP] As you sip your morning coffee, you open up your Sims Universe 3 game on your quantum computer. As you zoom in on a planet you've been watching and tormenting, you notice the governments of the world building a strange device. A flash. A man appears before you. "Are you god?" He asks. | The question replayed in my head a moment later after this strange, funny-smelling man appeared in my office.
*"Are you god?"*
*"Well, not exactly..."*
I had to be careful in what I say, as this was the craziest situation I had ever been in. This man was clearly from the Imsobored Universe that I had created on my c... | "I'm not." I flatly answered the man who stood before me.
"Then...Then who are you?" The man's voice quivered with every word, perhaps still shocked from the notion that I am not the god he's trying to find.
"My name?" I replied as I place the empty cup of coffee on top of my desk. "My name is not something to be ... | |
[WP] As you sip your morning coffee, you open up your Sims Universe 3 game on your quantum computer. As you zoom in on a planet you've been watching and tormenting, you notice the governments of the world building a strange device. A flash. A man appears before you. "Are you god?" He asks. | I blinked at the sudden intrusion, pushing my chair away from the computer with an irritated sigh. “No, I’m not god, my name is Will.”
This denial only seemed to energize the strange man further, dressed as he was in the stock collegiate uniform of last year’s university expansion. “Yes, the Will, from the dictates of... | Sighing I sipped my coffee. *Welp it was bound to happen I guess….fuck*. As the man before me stars in wonder I reach under my desk. *bang*. Looking at the now dead body I had heard rumors of this game getting to real. Swiveling around my chair I face my screen. Watching my Sims begin to worry as they haven’t heard bac... | |
[WP] As you sip your morning coffee, you open up your Sims Universe 3 game on your quantum computer. As you zoom in on a planet you've been watching and tormenting, you notice the governments of the world building a strange device. A flash. A man appears before you. "Are you god?" He asks. | I jumped to my feet faster than the scolding coffee jumped on my lap, "Fuck!" I grabbed for one of the dirty t-shirts on my bedroom floor and used it to blot the overly sugared liquid from my bare stomach. Bright blisters bubbled up on my skin, still burning as if the coffee had just made contact. "Are you kidding me... | Sighing I sipped my coffee. *Welp it was bound to happen I guess….fuck*. As the man before me stars in wonder I reach under my desk. *bang*. Looking at the now dead body I had heard rumors of this game getting to real. Swiveling around my chair I face my screen. Watching my Sims begin to worry as they haven’t heard bac... | |
[WP] As you sip your morning coffee, you open up your Sims Universe 3 game on your quantum computer. As you zoom in on a planet you've been watching and tormenting, you notice the governments of the world building a strange device. A flash. A man appears before you. "Are you god?" He asks. | "Yep.", I said with arrogant confidence. I'd prepared for this day a thousand times in my head. I knew they would one day advance themselves to the point of stepping out of their world and into mine.
"Good."
He had clearly been preparing just as long to say that as he reached into his pocket, soon after brandishing ... | Sighing I sipped my coffee. *Welp it was bound to happen I guess….fuck*. As the man before me stars in wonder I reach under my desk. *bang*. Looking at the now dead body I had heard rumors of this game getting to real. Swiveling around my chair I face my screen. Watching my Sims begin to worry as they haven’t heard bac... | |
[WP] As you sip your morning coffee, you open up your Sims Universe 3 game on your quantum computer. As you zoom in on a planet you've been watching and tormenting, you notice the governments of the world building a strange device. A flash. A man appears before you. "Are you god?" He asks. | I jumped to my feet faster than the scolding coffee jumped on my lap, "Fuck!" I grabbed for one of the dirty t-shirts on my bedroom floor and used it to blot the overly sugared liquid from my bare stomach. Bright blisters bubbled up on my skin, still burning as if the coffee had just made contact. "Are you kidding me... | God? This digital character asked me if I’m god? That’s so strange. I didn’t know they could do that.
I look at the screen and decide to answer. “Yes”.
I give a chuckle and press enter.
He stares at me for a few seconds. “Why must you torment us?”
I was surprised again, but I still answered. “Cuz I’m bored”
The di... | |
[WP] As you sip your morning coffee, you open up your Sims Universe 3 game on your quantum computer. As you zoom in on a planet you've been watching and tormenting, you notice the governments of the world building a strange device. A flash. A man appears before you. "Are you god?" He asks. | "Yep.", I said with arrogant confidence. I'd prepared for this day a thousand times in my head. I knew they would one day advance themselves to the point of stepping out of their world and into mine.
"Good."
He had clearly been preparing just as long to say that as he reached into his pocket, soon after brandishing ... | God? This digital character asked me if I’m god? That’s so strange. I didn’t know they could do that.
I look at the screen and decide to answer. “Yes”.
I give a chuckle and press enter.
He stares at me for a few seconds. “Why must you torment us?”
I was surprised again, but I still answered. “Cuz I’m bored”
The di... | |
[WP] As you sip your morning coffee, you open up your Sims Universe 3 game on your quantum computer. As you zoom in on a planet you've been watching and tormenting, you notice the governments of the world building a strange device. A flash. A man appears before you. "Are you god?" He asks. | The question replayed in my head a moment later after this strange, funny-smelling man appeared in my office.
*"Are you god?"*
*"Well, not exactly..."*
I had to be careful in what I say, as this was the craziest situation I had ever been in. This man was clearly from the Imsobored Universe that I had created on my c... | God? This digital character asked me if I’m god? That’s so strange. I didn’t know they could do that.
I look at the screen and decide to answer. “Yes”.
I give a chuckle and press enter.
He stares at me for a few seconds. “Why must you torment us?”
I was surprised again, but I still answered. “Cuz I’m bored”
The di... | |
[WP] As you sip your morning coffee, you open up your Sims Universe 3 game on your quantum computer. As you zoom in on a planet you've been watching and tormenting, you notice the governments of the world building a strange device. A flash. A man appears before you. "Are you god?" He asks. | "Yep.", I said with arrogant confidence. I'd prepared for this day a thousand times in my head. I knew they would one day advance themselves to the point of stepping out of their world and into mine.
"Good."
He had clearly been preparing just as long to say that as he reached into his pocket, soon after brandishing ... | I jumped to my feet faster than the scolding coffee jumped on my lap, "Fuck!" I grabbed for one of the dirty t-shirts on my bedroom floor and used it to blot the overly sugared liquid from my bare stomach. Bright blisters bubbled up on my skin, still burning as if the coffee had just made contact. "Are you kidding me... | |
[WP] 2 years ago, tired of all the bugs in your house, you made a deal with a spider. He would protect your house from pests, and you would not kill it or drive it off. When you made the deal, you could have held the spider in your hand, now, it is much bigger, and its definition of 'pests' is also. | A knock at the door.
"Pizza's here!", I yell. Sounds of scurrying footsteps stampede above me.
I open the door to let the meal in. "Come on in out of the rain while I grab your money."
The pizza delivery specialist enters.
In the blink of an eye, a spider drops from above sinking its fangs into its victim and pu... | [Poem]
Pests..
It’s a definition not suitable for most.
In fact? It’s hardly accurate.
One sees one as one and another as another.
But if each are pests and the other another,
Then who is the real pest? | |
[WP] 2 years ago, tired of all the bugs in your house, you made a deal with a spider. He would protect your house from pests, and you would not kill it or drive it off. When you made the deal, you could have held the spider in your hand, now, it is much bigger, and its definition of 'pests' is also. | So, i tend to be a lonely man, my days of war haunt me something fierce.
I managed to be allowed to live in a cabin for free thanks to a old friend.
Only problem was the room mate, he showed every week but still stank like a wet dog and he would occasionally steal the good stuff i brought back from town. Like he wo... | [Poem]
Pests..
It’s a definition not suitable for most.
In fact? It’s hardly accurate.
One sees one as one and another as another.
But if each are pests and the other another,
Then who is the real pest? | |
[WP] 2 years ago, tired of all the bugs in your house, you made a deal with a spider. He would protect your house from pests, and you would not kill it or drive it off. When you made the deal, you could have held the spider in your hand, now, it is much bigger, and its definition of 'pests' is also. | Alex had just stepped onto her street when she heard the helicopter. It passed overhead, then looped back around, a voice blearing from it. The words were stolen by the wind and the distance and the whoosh, whoosh, whoosh of the chopper's blades. But she didn't need to understand them to know what they meant.
Prinpic... | [Poem]
Pests..
It’s a definition not suitable for most.
In fact? It’s hardly accurate.
One sees one as one and another as another.
But if each are pests and the other another,
Then who is the real pest? |
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