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[WP] As the demon stared at the mortal who summoned it, all that could be heard was a sigh before the words, "You do realize this is a marriage proposal, right?" | Lleataell, demi-demon of chaos, as his friends liked to call them back in what was known as 'the good old days' in hell, when humans raped and pillaged their way throughout the known world without a care for the spiritual consequences of their actions, stared at the young mortal standing before him. Her lips quirked up... | "Oh for the love of-" he spat as he appeared before the mortal who summoned him. "Is there something I can help you with?"
The human looked at him, seemingly surprised at her success in summoning him. The flame on the candle in her hands wavered as small, pale hands shook.
"Well?" he asked again.
The female squeaked... | |
[WP] As the demon stared at the mortal who summoned it, all that could be heard was a sigh before the words, "You do realize this is a marriage proposal, right?" | This had to be the third summoning in a week, Luciel rolled his eyes and put on his coat, “I’ll be back in 10.”
Alastor gave him a pitying smile, “A new occult horror flick probably came out, the hype will die in about a week.”
“I hope. I don’t think I can stand another rejection and accompanying look of complete di... | "You do realize this is a marriage proposal, right?" She looked up at him with a quirked smile.
*I... Do not speak to me that way, mortal.* The words slipped through her mind like water, filling her mind with his rasping breath. His hands, shadowy and dark with slender finger-like tendrils, moved towards his face unco... | |
[WP] A shaman pulls a prank on the village idiot by giving him some leftover herbs and claiming that they grant invincibility. The village idiot exhibits the placebo effect so strongly that he actually becomes invincible. | “If that fool has gotten himself into trouble, I’ll disappear him myself,” muttered Serbuba as he scurried back towards the village.
He was spritely still, though the weathered lines on his face left little doubt as to his age. Serbuba had cut short his daily expedition for herbs after finally admitting that he was wo... | *I can feel it! The power within!*
Tlazohtlaloni said while he finished the purification ritual recommendend by the great shaman Eztli. He desired so much to attain invincibility that it was a bother for the entire village. When he asked Eztli for the fifth time this week to create a potion to become the ultimate warr... | |
[WP] As a child in the 1960s you heard the phrase 'somebody walked on my grave' after somebody shivered. While watching the moon landing, you see Buzz Aldrin step on the moon. You immediately shiver. | I bring my cart to a stop along the ridge, just in time to see the last few glimmering rays shoot out from the edge of the Earth, so far away, so out of reach.
>My childhood was spent looking to the stars, dreaming of adventure and possibility in a way only a child can: I was going to captain a starship, to explore... | "Ronnie Ronnie!I'm gonna die on the moon!"
"Shut the fuck up Joel."
"No really, Mr. Aldrin sent shivers down my spine"
"Now?"
"No, when he was on the moon."
"you know they faked that right?"
"No, they didn't I felt it"
"You felt them land on the moon?"
"No! on my spine!"
"I'm sure they didn't send astronauts t... | |
[WP] As a child in the 1960s you heard the phrase 'somebody walked on my grave' after somebody shivered. While watching the moon landing, you see Buzz Aldrin step on the moon. You immediately shiver. | I bring my cart to a stop along the ridge, just in time to see the last few glimmering rays shoot out from the edge of the Earth, so far away, so out of reach.
>My childhood was spent looking to the stars, dreaming of adventure and possibility in a way only a child can: I was going to captain a starship, to explore... | Jenn could almost see the flag on the horizon, bleached white by the ultraviolet rays. Within her suit she was shivering like she was stuck in a blizzard, and with each step she took she felt colder and colder.
A familiar crackle chimed in. *"Jenn? You're running out of oxygen."*
Jenn took a quick glance back to the ... | |
[WP] As a child in the 1960s you heard the phrase 'somebody walked on my grave' after somebody shivered. While watching the moon landing, you see Buzz Aldrin step on the moon. You immediately shiver. | I clutched my side as the color drained from my face. Blood was spreading across my neatly pressed white shirt, dark and red as wine. “It wasn't supposed to be like this.”
“Be like what, traitor?” The man I once called my friend unscrewed the silencer from a sleek black pistol and began to procure a black tarp from i... | "Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!!!" I scream, running into the kitchen. "The moon is my grave."
My mother is working on the dishes in the sink. She places the plate she was cleaning into the sudsy water and turns to face me. "What?" She says with a small laugh.
"Buzz Aldrin walked on the moon and I shivered so that's my gr... | |
[WP] Over six billion orbs descend on earth, one for each man, woman and child. The orbs do nothing but silently hover near each person, until one day.... | The orbs descended to Earth all of a sudden.
For each human, there was a shining ball of what seemed to be pure energy. The news was consumed with these balls of light almost instantly.
Rightfully so, Ruri Ikeda found them completely terrifying.
Her ball, pulsating white with bluish halos of light glowing within, w... | On the thirty-second day of the orbs the world had begun to adjust to them, confident that they meant nothing insidious.
It was just past midnight, Eastern Time, when they all opened at once - and their true nature became apparent. Evil beyond anything the scientists had postulated was among us. A worldwide scream was... | |
[WP] Over six billion orbs descend on earth, one for each man, woman and child. The orbs do nothing but silently hover near each person, until one day.... | Over six billion orbs descended upon Earth from the skies, one for each man, woman and child. Except Travis. He built his own replica so as not to raise eyebrows.
Despite the initial uproar, the orbs did nothing but silently hover over the person. Over time, some began praying to their orb while others began decorati... | The orbs began pressing into their hosts. There was no pain, no feeling of intrusion just a warm glow and then they were gone. It didn't take people here very long to enter a state of panic. Very quickly the doctors realised that each and every host was a vessel, a pregnant host for an as yet unknown species. Surgery w... | |
[WP] Test. Do not reply. | *Test. Do not reply.*
I stared at the message in my inbox. I typed something out. I replied anyway.
A message came back.
*You have passed the test. Welcome to the Rebellion.* | ‘The tests are somewhat inconclusive, sir.’ Graham spoke, pulling papers from a folder on his desk. The team were frantically rushing around, the data they had collected was conflicting itself, the screens on the wall flashed different colours, numbers raised and dropped and the phones were ringing endlessly.
‘Inconcl... | |
[WP] Test. Do not reply. | The words blinked on my screen. "Test. Do not reply." That was strange, because it's precisely what I said the first time I used the experimental engine.
"No man I gotta reply."
"Why?"
"Because I did before."
"But I told you not to."
"No, I told me not to."
*dun dun dun!* | ‘The tests are somewhat inconclusive, sir.’ Graham spoke, pulling papers from a folder on his desk. The team were frantically rushing around, the data they had collected was conflicting itself, the screens on the wall flashed different colours, numbers raised and dropped and the phones were ringing endlessly.
‘Inconcl... | |
[WP] Test. Do not reply. | AS A FELLOW HUMAN I TOO MUST REPLY WITH MY WITTY COMEBACK TO YOUR NONSENSICAL POST. MY HUMAN MEAT BAG BRAIN COULD NOT HELP BUT TYPE OUT A WELL THOUGHT OUT AND PROCESSED REPLY.
YOUR TEST POST GAVE ME MANY SECONDS OF CONSTERNATION AS I REALIZED THERE WAS NO NEED TO RUN A TEST BUT TO REPLY TO YOU WITT WITH WITT.
I SIT ... | ‘The tests are somewhat inconclusive, sir.’ Graham spoke, pulling papers from a folder on his desk. The team were frantically rushing around, the data they had collected was conflicting itself, the screens on the wall flashed different colours, numbers raised and dropped and the phones were ringing endlessly.
‘Inconcl... | |
[WP] Test. Do not reply. | The words blinked on my screen. "Test. Do not reply." That was strange, because it's precisely what I said the first time I used the experimental engine.
"No man I gotta reply."
"Why?"
"Because I did before."
"But I told you not to."
"No, I told me not to."
*dun dun dun!* | *Test. Do not reply.*
I stared at the message in my inbox. I typed something out. I replied anyway.
A message came back.
*You have passed the test. Welcome to the Rebellion.* | |
[WP] Test. Do not reply. | AS A FELLOW HUMAN I TOO MUST REPLY WITH MY WITTY COMEBACK TO YOUR NONSENSICAL POST. MY HUMAN MEAT BAG BRAIN COULD NOT HELP BUT TYPE OUT A WELL THOUGHT OUT AND PROCESSED REPLY.
YOUR TEST POST GAVE ME MANY SECONDS OF CONSTERNATION AS I REALIZED THERE WAS NO NEED TO RUN A TEST BUT TO REPLY TO YOU WITT WITH WITT.
I SIT ... | *Test. Do not reply.*
I stared at the message in my inbox. I typed something out. I replied anyway.
A message came back.
*You have passed the test. Welcome to the Rebellion.* | |
[WP] Test. Do not reply. | AS A FELLOW HUMAN I TOO MUST REPLY WITH MY WITTY COMEBACK TO YOUR NONSENSICAL POST. MY HUMAN MEAT BAG BRAIN COULD NOT HELP BUT TYPE OUT A WELL THOUGHT OUT AND PROCESSED REPLY.
YOUR TEST POST GAVE ME MANY SECONDS OF CONSTERNATION AS I REALIZED THERE WAS NO NEED TO RUN A TEST BUT TO REPLY TO YOU WITT WITH WITT.
I SIT ... | *BEEP BEEP BEEP* THIS IS A TEST. DO NOT REPLY. *BEEP BEEP BEEP* THIS IS A TEST. DO NOT REPLY. *BEEP BEEP BEEP*
This was the broadcast I picked up on the scanner. Amid a galaxy of noise, it was by and large one of the least interesting I’d picked up that day. Maybe I just have to be contrarian, maybe I didn’t have anyt... | |
[WP] Test. Do not reply. | The Redditor took another swig of beer.
"Am I really going to do this?"
He spent months crafting the perfect writing prompt. He consulted linguists, data scientists, ran multiple tests. His first prompt was going to light the Writing Prompts subreddit on fire.
"This is my moment. This is what I've been waiting for.... | He had lost count of the days since they left. The rocky soft white glow of the barren terrain didn't offer much for tracking the passage of time and eventually he decided that marking an X on the calendar every day was getting depressing. Still, more pressing on his mind than how long he had been alone were the ques... | |
[WP] Test. Do not reply. | The Redditor took another swig of beer.
"Am I really going to do this?"
He spent months crafting the perfect writing prompt. He consulted linguists, data scientists, ran multiple tests. His first prompt was going to light the Writing Prompts subreddit on fire.
"This is my moment. This is what I've been waiting for.... | Carrie woke to the usual sound of her mutt dog barking at the passing mail truck.
"Dude, you seriously need to fucking relax Baxter. The mailman hasn't tried to murder us for the last 2 years, he probably ain't tryna start today" groaned Carrie as she rolled off the couch.
Yawning sleep off, she made her way out the... | |
[WP] Your Grandma, a shape-shifter, is diagnosed with Alzheimers. She begins to forget her true form...or was it a disguise all along? | My grandparents had always been the handsomest couple I had ever known. They had both aged gracefully, their hair turning from brown to grey to a stark white and wrinkles appearing because of how often they smiled. Grandma’s bright blue eyes always looked into Grandma’s warm brown ones. I had never seen them wear outfi... | My grandma makes the best turkey dinners. In fact, her turkey is so good that turkey anywhere else just seems blah. It lacks the vibrant, sweet undertones and tender-beyond-belief texture of her turkey. Growing up, going to “mee-maw’s” house for dinner was always a good day.
After moving out, I kept a close relationsh... | |
[WP] Your Grandma, a shape-shifter, is diagnosed with Alzheimers. She begins to forget her true form...or was it a disguise all along? | "Grandma Lao!" Jordana called. "I've got rock-free cookies, and if you don't want them, they're all for me!"
A dragon barged through the door, splintering it into a thousand pieces. Steam billowed from her mighty nostrils, her tongue flicking towards the direction of the cookies. Jordana dropped her tray on the table ... | I dreamt about wolves.
I was walking through the house, my house, the house I grew up in. I was six, but I held a 12 gauge shotgun in my tiny little hands. Grandma comes into the room.
"Lisa, now, what did I tell you about playing carefully?" She smiles kindly, and takes the gun from my hands. I protest a little, bu... | |
[WP] Your Grandma, a shape-shifter, is diagnosed with Alzheimers. She begins to forget her true form...or was it a disguise all along? | My grandparents had always been the handsomest couple I had ever known. They had both aged gracefully, their hair turning from brown to grey to a stark white and wrinkles appearing because of how often they smiled. Grandma’s bright blue eyes always looked into Grandma’s warm brown ones. I had never seen them wear outfi... | I dreamt about wolves.
I was walking through the house, my house, the house I grew up in. I was six, but I held a 12 gauge shotgun in my tiny little hands. Grandma comes into the room.
"Lisa, now, what did I tell you about playing carefully?" She smiles kindly, and takes the gun from my hands. I protest a little, bu... | |
[WP] Your Grandma, a shape-shifter, is diagnosed with Alzheimers. She begins to forget her true form...or was it a disguise all along? | Shape shifters don't age. It was the oldest lie. I had never seen my grandmother look a day over twenty in her entire life. Yet here she was, sat in bed, confused by everything. Her brain had to be maintained in the shapeshifting, and so while she could reform her skin to be plump and fresh every morning (when she saw ... | I dreamt about wolves.
I was walking through the house, my house, the house I grew up in. I was six, but I held a 12 gauge shotgun in my tiny little hands. Grandma comes into the room.
"Lisa, now, what did I tell you about playing carefully?" She smiles kindly, and takes the gun from my hands. I protest a little, bu... | |
[WP] Your Grandma, a shape-shifter, is diagnosed with Alzheimers. She begins to forget her true form...or was it a disguise all along? | Grandpa and I walked into the entrance of St Mary’s hospital. In the ever-bustling reception area, Healers strode purposefully in all directions. We made straight for the elevator, heading to the Geriatric Unit on level 4. As the elevator door opened, I saw a young boy sitting in a wheelchair who was being pushed by- w... | I dreamt about wolves.
I was walking through the house, my house, the house I grew up in. I was six, but I held a 12 gauge shotgun in my tiny little hands. Grandma comes into the room.
"Lisa, now, what did I tell you about playing carefully?" She smiles kindly, and takes the gun from my hands. I protest a little, bu... | |
[WP] Your Grandma, a shape-shifter, is diagnosed with Alzheimers. She begins to forget her true form...or was it a disguise all along? | "Grandma Lao!" Jordana called. "I've got rock-free cookies, and if you don't want them, they're all for me!"
A dragon barged through the door, splintering it into a thousand pieces. Steam billowed from her mighty nostrils, her tongue flicking towards the direction of the cookies. Jordana dropped her tray on the table ... | Dementia seemed to run in my family. I had heard second hand accounts from my parents and elder cousins on both sides about great-grand parents slowly forgetting their friends, their family and finally themselves. It sounded absolutely terrible. I never wanted to experience someone I loved going through that, watching ... | |
[WP] Your Grandma, a shape-shifter, is diagnosed with Alzheimers. She begins to forget her true form...or was it a disguise all along? | My grandparents had always been the handsomest couple I had ever known. They had both aged gracefully, their hair turning from brown to grey to a stark white and wrinkles appearing because of how often they smiled. Grandma’s bright blue eyes always looked into Grandma’s warm brown ones. I had never seen them wear outfi... | Dementia seemed to run in my family. I had heard second hand accounts from my parents and elder cousins on both sides about great-grand parents slowly forgetting their friends, their family and finally themselves. It sounded absolutely terrible. I never wanted to experience someone I loved going through that, watching ... | |
[WP] Your Grandma, a shape-shifter, is diagnosed with Alzheimers. She begins to forget her true form...or was it a disguise all along? | Shape shifters don't age. It was the oldest lie. I had never seen my grandmother look a day over twenty in her entire life. Yet here she was, sat in bed, confused by everything. Her brain had to be maintained in the shapeshifting, and so while she could reform her skin to be plump and fresh every morning (when she saw ... | Dementia seemed to run in my family. I had heard second hand accounts from my parents and elder cousins on both sides about great-grand parents slowly forgetting their friends, their family and finally themselves. It sounded absolutely terrible. I never wanted to experience someone I loved going through that, watching ... | |
[WP] Your Grandma, a shape-shifter, is diagnosed with Alzheimers. She begins to forget her true form...or was it a disguise all along? | My grandparents had always been the handsomest couple I had ever known. They had both aged gracefully, their hair turning from brown to grey to a stark white and wrinkles appearing because of how often they smiled. Grandma’s bright blue eyes always looked into Grandma’s warm brown ones. I had never seen them wear outfi... | "Grandma Lao!" Jordana called. "I've got rock-free cookies, and if you don't want them, they're all for me!"
A dragon barged through the door, splintering it into a thousand pieces. Steam billowed from her mighty nostrils, her tongue flicking towards the direction of the cookies. Jordana dropped her tray on the table ... | |
[WP] Your Grandma, a shape-shifter, is diagnosed with Alzheimers. She begins to forget her true form...or was it a disguise all along? | Shape shifters don't age. It was the oldest lie. I had never seen my grandmother look a day over twenty in her entire life. Yet here she was, sat in bed, confused by everything. Her brain had to be maintained in the shapeshifting, and so while she could reform her skin to be plump and fresh every morning (when she saw ... | "Grandma Lao!" Jordana called. "I've got rock-free cookies, and if you don't want them, they're all for me!"
A dragon barged through the door, splintering it into a thousand pieces. Steam billowed from her mighty nostrils, her tongue flicking towards the direction of the cookies. Jordana dropped her tray on the table ... | |
[WP] Your Grandma, a shape-shifter, is diagnosed with Alzheimers. She begins to forget her true form...or was it a disguise all along? | Grandpa and I walked into the entrance of St Mary’s hospital. In the ever-bustling reception area, Healers strode purposefully in all directions. We made straight for the elevator, heading to the Geriatric Unit on level 4. As the elevator door opened, I saw a young boy sitting in a wheelchair who was being pushed by- w... | Every Sunday I visited my grandma at Sunny Oaks. It was a tradition I'd started right after Mom died, in the interest of helping both of us cope. In the five years since, I'd never so much as seen another person coming or going from her apartment.
That's not the *only* reason I dropped my coffee, of course. The person... | |
[WP] Death appears at your door, he just wants to talk. | I opened the door. It was Death, standing with his hood off and his scythe leaned gently against the wall. His skull shined like porcelain under the porch light. The instinctual twinge of fear passed by almost unnoticed. It had been a long time since that fear grabbed me by the throat and brought me to my knees. Instea... | "So, to recap, I have two girlfriends and I love neither." Grant spoke while staring into empty space. The skeletal figure at his door watched him quietly, holding up a hallowed out pumpkin. "I got dishonorably discharged, making it all but impossible to get a job and my girl doesn't know. Neither of them. I drink all ... | |
[WP] Death appears at your door, he just wants to talk. | "You better not have brought the boom box." She glared at him coldly.
She paused allowing her eyes to cut into his with great intensity, allowing her gaze to linger far longer than he expected anyone to glare at him. Nobody usually stares death in the face and lives to write about it. Today that would change.
In the... | "So, to recap, I have two girlfriends and I love neither." Grant spoke while staring into empty space. The skeletal figure at his door watched him quietly, holding up a hallowed out pumpkin. "I got dishonorably discharged, making it all but impossible to get a job and my girl doesn't know. Neither of them. I drink all ... | |
[WP] Death appears at your door, he just wants to talk. | I had just finished a microwaved two day old slice of pizza when an icy cold draft hit me. It was one of the worst feelings of my life. I just shrugged it off to that "new house feel" and walked back into the bed room. And there, he, she, it? Does Death have a gender really? Well, I guess since it spoke in what I would... | "So, to recap, I have two girlfriends and I love neither." Grant spoke while staring into empty space. The skeletal figure at his door watched him quietly, holding up a hallowed out pumpkin. "I got dishonorably discharged, making it all but impossible to get a job and my girl doesn't know. Neither of them. I drink all ... | |
[WP] Death appears at your door, he just wants to talk. | "You better not have brought the boom box." She glared at him coldly.
She paused allowing her eyes to cut into his with great intensity, allowing her gaze to linger far longer than he expected anyone to glare at him. Nobody usually stares death in the face and lives to write about it. Today that would change.
In the... | "Hi! It's me Death," she said. He replied, "I didn't know you know internet jokes grandma. *Haha*," closing the door, "Come in."
"I have lived a long life and I find this thing you call Reddit very interesting, almost incomparable to anything else of my lifetime."
"It's good that you found a hobby. I was worried you'... | |
[WP] Death appears at your door, he just wants to talk. | I had just finished a microwaved two day old slice of pizza when an icy cold draft hit me. It was one of the worst feelings of my life. I just shrugged it off to that "new house feel" and walked back into the bed room. And there, he, she, it? Does Death have a gender really? Well, I guess since it spoke in what I would... | "Hi! It's me Death," she said. He replied, "I didn't know you know internet jokes grandma. *Haha*," closing the door, "Come in."
"I have lived a long life and I find this thing you call Reddit very interesting, almost incomparable to anything else of my lifetime."
"It's good that you found a hobby. I was worried you'... | |
From Bleach. | [WP] "It's surprising that the most important person in the world has so little security." Said the assassin to his target. "I am here, there is no better security." Was the casual reply. | The Street
The street was empty and dark. Its denizens were dark and empty.
It was one thousand yards long and 15 yards wide, laid with ancient cobbled stones. Each side was lined with narrow buildings, squeezed together like the chickens at a food mill. These buildings stretched up toward the sky, begging God to be ... | "That sounds awfully cocky for someone who is about to die.", said the assassin as he calmly took aim with his pistol.
"Go on then, *try me*. This area is my playground anyways.", I replied with a smirk on my face.
The assassin was visibliy annoyed at my arrogant reply. "Your funeral...", he muttered as he gently pul... |
From Bleach. | [WP] "It's surprising that the most important person in the world has so little security." Said the assassin to his target. "I am here, there is no better security." Was the casual reply. | Puella's bodyguards were eager to get her out of the open and inside. Walking a little too quickly to be calm, the muscled men on either side of Puella guided her from the skyscraper lobby to the 29th floor. Their heads kept on a swivel the whole way, black glasses hiding their gaze. Twisting and turning through a veri... | "That sounds awfully cocky for someone who is about to die.", said the assassin as he calmly took aim with his pistol.
"Go on then, *try me*. This area is my playground anyways.", I replied with a smirk on my face.
The assassin was visibliy annoyed at my arrogant reply. "Your funeral...", he muttered as he gently pul... |
From Bleach. | [WP] "It's surprising that the most important person in the world has so little security." Said the assassin to his target. "I am here, there is no better security." Was the casual reply. | Puella's bodyguards were eager to get her out of the open and inside. Walking a little too quickly to be calm, the muscled men on either side of Puella guided her from the skyscraper lobby to the 29th floor. Their heads kept on a swivel the whole way, black glasses hiding their gaze. Twisting and turning through a veri... | He set up his aim. He was ready, as he always was when a job came with such a large sum of money attached to it. The woman who had approached him was strange, he'd admit, and if it hadn't been for her showcasing 500million dollars right in his face he wouldn't have believed her for a second. But she had, she had dangle... |
From Bleach. | [WP] "It's surprising that the most important person in the world has so little security." Said the assassin to his target. "I am here, there is no better security." Was the casual reply. | It was only after the assassin told him what was the reason, that the President look himself in the mirror and thought about all he had done in his reign!
"Can I have at least a moment to say goodbye to them, they mean the world to me?"
"Moment to say goodbye?"
"Yes, a brief moment just to tell how much I love them,... | "I guess you weren't so important last time." The figure faded in and out of the shadows.
"You are right, but I do have more security as well, I just told them not to interfere."
"Thanks, makes my job easier."
"Last time was a draw." She smiled and finally set down the book.
"Last time really wasn't a fight."
"It ... |
From Bleach. | [WP] "It's surprising that the most important person in the world has so little security." Said the assassin to his target. "I am here, there is no better security." Was the casual reply. | "So? What makes you think you can even hope to defeat me?" Said the assassin, his eyes bloodshot. You know he was gritting his teeth through his black mask.
"Try me" The 50 year old man said, as he meekly brought up his fists up to his jaw, in a classic fight stance.
The assassin's eyes glare into his soul, as he sen... | I don't know if you've ever been out to the country. Have you ever seen one of those big, dilapidated barns? The wood all rotted and blackened, like a shadow against the sun, and the slits of light casting bullets inside so that the ground is spotty. The smell of it all is old grass and animal, faint, but stuck to the ... |
From Bleach. | [WP] "It's surprising that the most important person in the world has so little security." Said the assassin to his target. "I am here, there is no better security." Was the casual reply. | "You're just a weak man in a position of power, do you feel secure right now?"
I looked at the would be assassin standing before me. I watched as he drew his weapon from his side with one hand and a suppressor from his pocket with the other. "No, I suppose not." I replied. He screwed the suppressor to the front of his... | I don't know if you've ever been out to the country. Have you ever seen one of those big, dilapidated barns? The wood all rotted and blackened, like a shadow against the sun, and the slits of light casting bullets inside so that the ground is spotty. The smell of it all is old grass and animal, faint, but stuck to the ... |
From Bleach. | [WP] "It's surprising that the most important person in the world has so little security." Said the assassin to his target. "I am here, there is no better security." Was the casual reply. | "You're just a weak man in a position of power, do you feel secure right now?"
I looked at the would be assassin standing before me. I watched as he drew his weapon from his side with one hand and a suppressor from his pocket with the other. "No, I suppose not." I replied. He screwed the suppressor to the front of his... | "So? What makes you think you can even hope to defeat me?" Said the assassin, his eyes bloodshot. You know he was gritting his teeth through his black mask.
"Try me" The 50 year old man said, as he meekly brought up his fists up to his jaw, in a classic fight stance.
The assassin's eyes glare into his soul, as he sen... |
[WP] 5 years ago, a gunslinger found himself in a fantasy setting with a revolver that never runs out of ammo. Write about his adventures | Evenin’, stranger.
You here for the harvest festival? Best get yourself a cup of mead from Rosie o’er by the bar. It’s the best this side of the Dragon’s Spine Mountains. S’alright. I’ll wait. The young ‘uns haven’t come in from the duelling fields yet, and they love to hear me tell of the Whistling Gunslinger.
You ... | As the light of a setting sun trickled through between cracks of the window hatches, his rag covered hand busily ran over the same mug for the thousandth time. He had long since learned that you didn't actually have to clean all of the mugs, cleaning one repeatedly in front of the customers was enough to gain their tru... | |
[WP] In a desperate mission to save the world from attacking aliens the world leaders gather experts of every field. For some reason they invite you as "Expert In Bullshitting" in the very last attempt of rescuing the planet. | They looked surprised, even when I couldn't say if I was looking at their faces or their butts. What was sure it's that they didn't expect me to just appear in the bridge of their capital ship. They though we didn't had teleportation technology. We didn't. We stole it from on of their ships we did manage to take down,... | I could see the grim expressions on their faces, all of them, everyone could see them, but really it was actually pride. I am the last defense for this planet. Really, everyone knows it, I know it, you know it. We all know it. La Pen of France greeted me with a smile and I tried to shake her hand, but you got to be fir... | |
[WP] In a desperate mission to save the world from attacking aliens the world leaders gather experts of every field. For some reason they invite you as "Expert In Bullshitting" in the very last attempt of rescuing the planet. | "Don't call me 'President', please. There is only one President of the United States. Mister Obama will be fine."
The aliens were not used to modesty. Their tentacle lips plugged at the orifices in their mouth. Their flutelike speech was translated by the machine before the former president. It had been quickly devise... | I could see the grim expressions on their faces, all of them, everyone could see them, but really it was actually pride. I am the last defense for this planet. Really, everyone knows it, I know it, you know it. We all know it. La Pen of France greeted me with a smile and I tried to shake her hand, but you got to be fir... | |
[WP] In a desperate mission to save the world from attacking aliens the world leaders gather experts of every field. For some reason they invite you as "Expert In Bullshitting" in the very last attempt of rescuing the planet. | PART 1
When I arrived at home, tired from a long day at work, I went directly into my study for some alone time and poured a drink. I sat back in my comfy, brown leather layzyboy and closed my eyes.
"Brent Sutter?" a voice sounded behind me.
"Oh fuck!" I exclaimed, spilling my drink all over my frontside, "You scare... | I could see the grim expressions on their faces, all of them, everyone could see them, but really it was actually pride. I am the last defense for this planet. Really, everyone knows it, I know it, you know it. We all know it. La Pen of France greeted me with a smile and I tried to shake her hand, but you got to be fir... | |
[WP] It turns out that adrenaline is considered one of the most illicit drugs in 90% of the civilized portions of the Galaxy. Among the circle of sapient races, humans are the only one known to produce it naturally. | Gro-sho-neh hissed as her combat augment released another jolt of military-grade epinephrine into her body. With a rapid series of gasps, she searched around her person for another antipersonnel grenade. One left. She pulled it from the now-empty bandolier and thumbed the timer down to three sha-as.
Her brood lay a... | The inner circle prepares to extract the illicit substance from the human, when all of the sudden the human proclaims, "hey we rip this shit out of sharks because there's tons of it in there!" The group looks pleased with the results of their first meeting on earth based adrenaline. "But we have much better than adrena... | |
[WP] It turns out that adrenaline is considered one of the most illicit drugs in 90% of the civilized portions of the Galaxy. Among the circle of sapient races, humans are the only one known to produce it naturally. | I always hate wrestling with tentacles. As in when they have tentacles, not me. I'm a human, I don't have any. But I swear some of these aliens have the most convoluted and variable anatomies, so much so that you literally might need to come up with a new fighting style on the fly. Nonetheless, we still have one ad... | The inner circle prepares to extract the illicit substance from the human, when all of the sudden the human proclaims, "hey we rip this shit out of sharks because there's tons of it in there!" The group looks pleased with the results of their first meeting on earth based adrenaline. "But we have much better than adrena... | |
[WP] It turns out that adrenaline is considered one of the most illicit drugs in 90% of the civilized portions of the Galaxy. Among the circle of sapient races, humans are the only one known to produce it naturally. | I always thought I was weird. I never fit in. It started in grade school, risking my body for plays that my teamates had given up on. Thinking, "Oh! That minor amount of blood I shed was easily worth the amazing play or goal that was important in that sport in that time." I started seeking the same high later in life,... | The inner circle prepares to extract the illicit substance from the human, when all of the sudden the human proclaims, "hey we rip this shit out of sharks because there's tons of it in there!" The group looks pleased with the results of their first meeting on earth based adrenaline. "But we have much better than adrena... | |
[WP] It turns out that adrenaline is considered one of the most illicit drugs in 90% of the civilized portions of the Galaxy. Among the circle of sapient races, humans are the only one known to produce it naturally. | "Focus, Tai." my master repeated. It had been almost an hour and a half since we'd begun this new exercise, and yet my heart was racing, threatening to dislodge itself from my chest.
I couldn't take it anymore, the chills, the trembling sensation, the fear, rage, and thrill that permeated my being was becoming too in... | The inner circle prepares to extract the illicit substance from the human, when all of the sudden the human proclaims, "hey we rip this shit out of sharks because there's tons of it in there!" The group looks pleased with the results of their first meeting on earth based adrenaline. "But we have much better than adrena... | |
[WP] It turns out that adrenaline is considered one of the most illicit drugs in 90% of the civilized portions of the Galaxy. Among the circle of sapient races, humans are the only one known to produce it naturally. | It is known that, out of all of the substances sought across the galaxy, adrenaline is one of the most illicit... and the most profitable.
Although its production is banned by the Galactic Alliance, its use is often an open secret within the armed forces of the galaxy. The anger and unpredictability it produces are s... | The inner circle prepares to extract the illicit substance from the human, when all of the sudden the human proclaims, "hey we rip this shit out of sharks because there's tons of it in there!" The group looks pleased with the results of their first meeting on earth based adrenaline. "But we have much better than adrena... | |
[WP] It turns out that adrenaline is considered one of the most illicit drugs in 90% of the civilized portions of the Galaxy. Among the circle of sapient races, humans are the only one known to produce it naturally. | "Here we go!..."
A loud sound came from somewhere nearby, but we could never identify the sound or the location. It was from everywhere, and it was nowhere, and it sounded like a mixture of one long continuous thunder rumble and a lion's roar. They were coming for us, again. I hated that sound. They always come at nig... | The inner circle prepares to extract the illicit substance from the human, when all of the sudden the human proclaims, "hey we rip this shit out of sharks because there's tons of it in there!" The group looks pleased with the results of their first meeting on earth based adrenaline. "But we have much better than adrena... | |
[WP] It turns out that adrenaline is considered one of the most illicit drugs in 90% of the civilized portions of the Galaxy. Among the circle of sapient races, humans are the only one known to produce it naturally. | "Please... not again... just, give me the rest of the day off, I need a break..." I begged, knowing that there would be no reprieve. I'd already used all my vacation time, and there's no such thing as sick leave in this line of work. Being injured or ill wouldn't make a difference unless it was so bad that my adrenal s... | The inner circle prepares to extract the illicit substance from the human, when all of the sudden the human proclaims, "hey we rip this shit out of sharks because there's tons of it in there!" The group looks pleased with the results of their first meeting on earth based adrenaline. "But we have much better than adrena... | |
[WP] It turns out that adrenaline is considered one of the most illicit drugs in 90% of the civilized portions of the Galaxy. Among the circle of sapient races, humans are the only one known to produce it naturally. | Shanty is buzzed up on Dreddy again.
I want her to stop so much. She’s so much better when she stops. Her art is so much more beautiful when she stops.
She can’t stop. She won’t stop.
Sometimes she shows up to the falconing parties with the red eye. Sometimes she even shows up to the children’s parleys with the red e... | The inner circle prepares to extract the illicit substance from the human, when all of the sudden the human proclaims, "hey we rip this shit out of sharks because there's tons of it in there!" The group looks pleased with the results of their first meeting on earth based adrenaline. "But we have much better than adrena... | |
[WP] It turns out that adrenaline is considered one of the most illicit drugs in 90% of the civilized portions of the Galaxy. Among the circle of sapient races, humans are the only one known to produce it naturally. | John's body stood sprawled on a large metal block, tied down at each limb. His eyes stared down the barrel of an assault rifle. It stared back.
"No more," he screamed, "please!"
The gun sat latched to a bulky naked machine about 20m away. The machines operator was a mysterious dark figure stalking behind a panel o... | The inner circle prepares to extract the illicit substance from the human, when all of the sudden the human proclaims, "hey we rip this shit out of sharks because there's tons of it in there!" The group looks pleased with the results of their first meeting on earth based adrenaline. "But we have much better than adrena... | |
[WP] It turns out that adrenaline is considered one of the most illicit drugs in 90% of the civilized portions of the Galaxy. Among the circle of sapient races, humans are the only one known to produce it naturally. | Steven was in his lab when he heard the crash.
It shook his world, sending bottles of cleaning product clattering to the concrete floor. More than one vial of glass broke.
"Jesus Martha!" He screamed. "You leave the stove on again? Martha?"
He blinked, and suddenly he was outside with a bag of blue crystals in on... | The inner circle prepares to extract the illicit substance from the human, when all of the sudden the human proclaims, "hey we rip this shit out of sharks because there's tons of it in there!" The group looks pleased with the results of their first meeting on earth based adrenaline. "But we have much better than adrena... | |
[WP] It turns out that adrenaline is considered one of the most illicit drugs in 90% of the civilized portions of the Galaxy. Among the circle of sapient races, humans are the only one known to produce it naturally. | Among the lines of hustling Warriors in dark armor, one carried an important message.
"Jarod, did you get my parcel?"
"Yep, got it an hour ago. Thanks!"
A message that will hit "reset".
"Hey Yosef! Yosef!"
It will make them bear their teeth and arms.
"YOSEF!"
It will sap their strength to stand.
"I have to tell... | The inner circle prepares to extract the illicit substance from the human, when all of the sudden the human proclaims, "hey we rip this shit out of sharks because there's tons of it in there!" The group looks pleased with the results of their first meeting on earth based adrenaline. "But we have much better than adrena... | |
[WP] It turns out that adrenaline is considered one of the most illicit drugs in 90% of the civilized portions of the Galaxy. Among the circle of sapient races, humans are the only one known to produce it naturally. | I expertly avoided eye contact as my boss glanced at me from across the office. I had only been at this job for about a month, but I was already quite proud of my ability to maneuver the office social sphere. This was my first “real” job- I had been plucked from an internship at the United Nations where I must have bee... | The inner circle prepares to extract the illicit substance from the human, when all of the sudden the human proclaims, "hey we rip this shit out of sharks because there's tons of it in there!" The group looks pleased with the results of their first meeting on earth based adrenaline. "But we have much better than adrena... | |
[WP] It turns out that adrenaline is considered one of the most illicit drugs in 90% of the civilized portions of the Galaxy. Among the circle of sapient races, humans are the only one known to produce it naturally. | The walls of the hallway were as bland as the rest of the ship. Despite being pristine, the white walls of cabin C3-T were horrendous on the eyes.
As I made my way down the corridor I bumped into another god damned cleaning rover - there's just about more robots on this ship than humans. The buggers are all over the p... | The inner circle prepares to extract the illicit substance from the human, when all of the sudden the human proclaims, "hey we rip this shit out of sharks because there's tons of it in there!" The group looks pleased with the results of their first meeting on earth based adrenaline. "But we have much better than adrena... | |
[WP] It turns out that adrenaline is considered one of the most illicit drugs in 90% of the civilized portions of the Galaxy. Among the circle of sapient races, humans are the only one known to produce it naturally. | It is known that, out of all of the substances sought across the galaxy, adrenaline is one of the most illicit... and the most profitable.
Although its production is banned by the Galactic Alliance, its use is often an open secret within the armed forces of the galaxy. The anger and unpredictability it produces are s... | **Warning: This is a bit dark. Not for the squeamish**
*******
Sporadic flashing lights sparked overhead, lighting up the cages like a this was a dank nightclub back home. Ryan keep running, his sweating fingers desperately clutching to Haley's cold hand. Each time the light sparked he could see Them and prayed The... | |
[WP] It turns out that adrenaline is considered one of the most illicit drugs in 90% of the civilized portions of the Galaxy. Among the circle of sapient races, humans are the only one known to produce it naturally. | It is known that, out of all of the substances sought across the galaxy, adrenaline is one of the most illicit... and the most profitable.
Although its production is banned by the Galactic Alliance, its use is often an open secret within the armed forces of the galaxy. The anger and unpredictability it produces are s... | Gro-sho-neh hissed as her combat augment released another jolt of military-grade epinephrine into her body. With a rapid series of gasps, she searched around her person for another antipersonnel grenade. One left. She pulled it from the now-empty bandolier and thumbed the timer down to three sha-as.
Her brood lay a... | |
[WP] It turns out that adrenaline is considered one of the most illicit drugs in 90% of the civilized portions of the Galaxy. Among the circle of sapient races, humans are the only one known to produce it naturally. | "Focus, Tai." my master repeated. It had been almost an hour and a half since we'd begun this new exercise, and yet my heart was racing, threatening to dislodge itself from my chest.
I couldn't take it anymore, the chills, the trembling sensation, the fear, rage, and thrill that permeated my being was becoming too in... | I always hate wrestling with tentacles. As in when they have tentacles, not me. I'm a human, I don't have any. But I swear some of these aliens have the most convoluted and variable anatomies, so much so that you literally might need to come up with a new fighting style on the fly. Nonetheless, we still have one ad... | |
[WP] It turns out that adrenaline is considered one of the most illicit drugs in 90% of the civilized portions of the Galaxy. Among the circle of sapient races, humans are the only one known to produce it naturally. | It is known that, out of all of the substances sought across the galaxy, adrenaline is one of the most illicit... and the most profitable.
Although its production is banned by the Galactic Alliance, its use is often an open secret within the armed forces of the galaxy. The anger and unpredictability it produces are s... | I always hate wrestling with tentacles. As in when they have tentacles, not me. I'm a human, I don't have any. But I swear some of these aliens have the most convoluted and variable anatomies, so much so that you literally might need to come up with a new fighting style on the fly. Nonetheless, we still have one ad... | |
[WP] It turns out that adrenaline is considered one of the most illicit drugs in 90% of the civilized portions of the Galaxy. Among the circle of sapient races, humans are the only one known to produce it naturally. | "Focus, Tai." my master repeated. It had been almost an hour and a half since we'd begun this new exercise, and yet my heart was racing, threatening to dislodge itself from my chest.
I couldn't take it anymore, the chills, the trembling sensation, the fear, rage, and thrill that permeated my being was becoming too in... | I always thought I was weird. I never fit in. It started in grade school, risking my body for plays that my teamates had given up on. Thinking, "Oh! That minor amount of blood I shed was easily worth the amazing play or goal that was important in that sport in that time." I started seeking the same high later in life,... | |
[WP] It turns out that adrenaline is considered one of the most illicit drugs in 90% of the civilized portions of the Galaxy. Among the circle of sapient races, humans are the only one known to produce it naturally. | It is known that, out of all of the substances sought across the galaxy, adrenaline is one of the most illicit... and the most profitable.
Although its production is banned by the Galactic Alliance, its use is often an open secret within the armed forces of the galaxy. The anger and unpredictability it produces are s... | I always thought I was weird. I never fit in. It started in grade school, risking my body for plays that my teamates had given up on. Thinking, "Oh! That minor amount of blood I shed was easily worth the amazing play or goal that was important in that sport in that time." I started seeking the same high later in life,... | |
[WP] It turns out that adrenaline is considered one of the most illicit drugs in 90% of the civilized portions of the Galaxy. Among the circle of sapient races, humans are the only one known to produce it naturally. | Shanty is buzzed up on Dreddy again.
I want her to stop so much. She’s so much better when she stops. Her art is so much more beautiful when she stops.
She can’t stop. She won’t stop.
Sometimes she shows up to the falconing parties with the red eye. Sometimes she even shows up to the children’s parleys with the red e... | I always thought I was weird. I never fit in. It started in grade school, risking my body for plays that my teamates had given up on. Thinking, "Oh! That minor amount of blood I shed was easily worth the amazing play or goal that was important in that sport in that time." I started seeking the same high later in life,... | |
[WP] It turns out that adrenaline is considered one of the most illicit drugs in 90% of the civilized portions of the Galaxy. Among the circle of sapient races, humans are the only one known to produce it naturally. | It is known that, out of all of the substances sought across the galaxy, adrenaline is one of the most illicit... and the most profitable.
Although its production is banned by the Galactic Alliance, its use is often an open secret within the armed forces of the galaxy. The anger and unpredictability it produces are s... | "Focus, Tai." my master repeated. It had been almost an hour and a half since we'd begun this new exercise, and yet my heart was racing, threatening to dislodge itself from my chest.
I couldn't take it anymore, the chills, the trembling sensation, the fear, rage, and thrill that permeated my being was becoming too in... | |
[WP] It turns out that adrenaline is considered one of the most illicit drugs in 90% of the civilized portions of the Galaxy. Among the circle of sapient races, humans are the only one known to produce it naturally. | Shanty is buzzed up on Dreddy again.
I want her to stop so much. She’s so much better when she stops. Her art is so much more beautiful when she stops.
She can’t stop. She won’t stop.
Sometimes she shows up to the falconing parties with the red eye. Sometimes she even shows up to the children’s parleys with the red e... | "Here we go!..."
A loud sound came from somewhere nearby, but we could never identify the sound or the location. It was from everywhere, and it was nowhere, and it sounded like a mixture of one long continuous thunder rumble and a lion's roar. They were coming for us, again. I hated that sound. They always come at nig... | |
[WP] It turns out that adrenaline is considered one of the most illicit drugs in 90% of the civilized portions of the Galaxy. Among the circle of sapient races, humans are the only one known to produce it naturally. | Shanty is buzzed up on Dreddy again.
I want her to stop so much. She’s so much better when she stops. Her art is so much more beautiful when she stops.
She can’t stop. She won’t stop.
Sometimes she shows up to the falconing parties with the red eye. Sometimes she even shows up to the children’s parleys with the red e... | "Please... not again... just, give me the rest of the day off, I need a break..." I begged, knowing that there would be no reprieve. I'd already used all my vacation time, and there's no such thing as sick leave in this line of work. Being injured or ill wouldn't make a difference unless it was so bad that my adrenal s... | |
[WP] It turns out that adrenaline is considered one of the most illicit drugs in 90% of the civilized portions of the Galaxy. Among the circle of sapient races, humans are the only one known to produce it naturally. | Steven was in his lab when he heard the crash.
It shook his world, sending bottles of cleaning product clattering to the concrete floor. More than one vial of glass broke.
"Jesus Martha!" He screamed. "You leave the stove on again? Martha?"
He blinked, and suddenly he was outside with a bag of blue crystals in on... | John's body stood sprawled on a large metal block, tied down at each limb. His eyes stared down the barrel of an assault rifle. It stared back.
"No more," he screamed, "please!"
The gun sat latched to a bulky naked machine about 20m away. The machines operator was a mysterious dark figure stalking behind a panel o... | |
[WP] It turns out that adrenaline is considered one of the most illicit drugs in 90% of the civilized portions of the Galaxy. Among the circle of sapient races, humans are the only one known to produce it naturally. | Among the lines of hustling Warriors in dark armor, one carried an important message.
"Jarod, did you get my parcel?"
"Yep, got it an hour ago. Thanks!"
A message that will hit "reset".
"Hey Yosef! Yosef!"
It will make them bear their teeth and arms.
"YOSEF!"
It will sap their strength to stand.
"I have to tell... | John's body stood sprawled on a large metal block, tied down at each limb. His eyes stared down the barrel of an assault rifle. It stared back.
"No more," he screamed, "please!"
The gun sat latched to a bulky naked machine about 20m away. The machines operator was a mysterious dark figure stalking behind a panel o... | |
[WP] It turns out that adrenaline is considered one of the most illicit drugs in 90% of the civilized portions of the Galaxy. Among the circle of sapient races, humans are the only one known to produce it naturally. | I expertly avoided eye contact as my boss glanced at me from across the office. I had only been at this job for about a month, but I was already quite proud of my ability to maneuver the office social sphere. This was my first “real” job- I had been plucked from an internship at the United Nations where I must have bee... | John's body stood sprawled on a large metal block, tied down at each limb. His eyes stared down the barrel of an assault rifle. It stared back.
"No more," he screamed, "please!"
The gun sat latched to a bulky naked machine about 20m away. The machines operator was a mysterious dark figure stalking behind a panel o... | |
[WP] It turns out that adrenaline is considered one of the most illicit drugs in 90% of the civilized portions of the Galaxy. Among the circle of sapient races, humans are the only one known to produce it naturally. | The walls of the hallway were as bland as the rest of the ship. Despite being pristine, the white walls of cabin C3-T were horrendous on the eyes.
As I made my way down the corridor I bumped into another god damned cleaning rover - there's just about more robots on this ship than humans. The buggers are all over the p... | John's body stood sprawled on a large metal block, tied down at each limb. His eyes stared down the barrel of an assault rifle. It stared back.
"No more," he screamed, "please!"
The gun sat latched to a bulky naked machine about 20m away. The machines operator was a mysterious dark figure stalking behind a panel o... | |
[WP] It turns out that adrenaline is considered one of the most illicit drugs in 90% of the civilized portions of the Galaxy. Among the circle of sapient races, humans are the only one known to produce it naturally. | Among the lines of hustling Warriors in dark armor, one carried an important message.
"Jarod, did you get my parcel?"
"Yep, got it an hour ago. Thanks!"
A message that will hit "reset".
"Hey Yosef! Yosef!"
It will make them bear their teeth and arms.
"YOSEF!"
It will sap their strength to stand.
"I have to tell... | Steven was in his lab when he heard the crash.
It shook his world, sending bottles of cleaning product clattering to the concrete floor. More than one vial of glass broke.
"Jesus Martha!" He screamed. "You leave the stove on again? Martha?"
He blinked, and suddenly he was outside with a bag of blue crystals in on... | |
[WP] It turns out that adrenaline is considered one of the most illicit drugs in 90% of the civilized portions of the Galaxy. Among the circle of sapient races, humans are the only one known to produce it naturally. | The walls of the hallway were as bland as the rest of the ship. Despite being pristine, the white walls of cabin C3-T were horrendous on the eyes.
As I made my way down the corridor I bumped into another god damned cleaning rover - there's just about more robots on this ship than humans. The buggers are all over the p... | I expertly avoided eye contact as my boss glanced at me from across the office. I had only been at this job for about a month, but I was already quite proud of my ability to maneuver the office social sphere. This was my first “real” job- I had been plucked from an internship at the United Nations where I must have bee... | |
[WP] It turns out that adrenaline is considered one of the most illicit drugs in 90% of the civilized portions of the Galaxy. Among the circle of sapient races, humans are the only one known to produce it naturally. | The walls of the hallway were as bland as the rest of the ship. Despite being pristine, the white walls of cabin C3-T were horrendous on the eyes.
As I made my way down the corridor I bumped into another god damned cleaning rover - there's just about more robots on this ship than humans. The buggers are all over the p... | The light tube flickered. A spray of green splats against it, tinting the room.
The small crowd roars. The stout Munger is on top now. “Boss! Boss! Boss!”
He pulverizes the skull of the Ling against the floor of the forecastle. The body of the Ling stopped twitching. It's sickly yellow skin is covered in its own blo... | |
[WP] It turns out that adrenaline is considered one of the most illicit drugs in 90% of the civilized portions of the Galaxy. Among the circle of sapient races, humans are the only one known to produce it naturally. | "Okay," Admiral Illena gave of hiss of exasperation, "Run this by me again. Who did what?"
"Will you pay attention this time?" Captain Jento moaned, "I don't like to think about it."
Admiral Illena squinted through her black, slit eyes, "I will decide what you think about Captain. Now recount."
"Well," Jento shuffle... | The light tube flickered. A spray of green splats against it, tinting the room.
The small crowd roars. The stout Munger is on top now. “Boss! Boss! Boss!”
He pulverizes the skull of the Ling against the floor of the forecastle. The body of the Ling stopped twitching. It's sickly yellow skin is covered in its own blo... | |
[WP] The gun will be fired at the end of the story. | "Soldier, Report! The barricade, how is it holding?" Stepping with confidence, the Captain marched along the floor, nods earning salutes from both the wounded and the readied men despite their worried expressions. "Second Rank?" He prompted.
"Sir!" The exhausted looking man standing beside the arch of the stairway jum... | “You need to stop.”
Hammond turned slowly and carefully to face the aging woman; her small, frightened figure filled the large doorway.
“Please.”
Hammond grimaced and glanced down as the word escaped her lips. The gun felt even heavier in his hands. He tightened his grip, eyes flicking back to the old woman clutch... | |
Think about how Spock always brings up Vulcan culture and saves the day because he's more resistant to radiation or how Worf reminds everyone Klingons are warriors and gets saved because Klingons have 4 stomachs and 3 hearts.
For the record I'm giving examples from Star Trek because I love the shows. | [WP] On a spaceship where most of the crew is of a alien species, the lone human always talks about "ancient human wisdom", offers "old earth proverbs" to every problem and his main contribution to missions come from strange quirks of the human body | He walked the halls of the GDLS: Indomitable, a vague memory of a time a long ago. He was old, for a human, over seventy in their years. He was on the crew of the first Interstellar Flagship earth ever launched. Now he served an advisory role aboard this ship.
We all loved the old man, he was living proof that hum... | "Captain, This reminds me of the words of our great Human philosopher Zeddemore when educating the one know as Stanz on the plains of Gozer. If some asks if you are in charge, we should probably say yes."
The Captain steeples his fingers and gives him a sidelong glance.
"You crazy red blooded Humans, It just might wo... |
Think about how Spock always brings up Vulcan culture and saves the day because he's more resistant to radiation or how Worf reminds everyone Klingons are warriors and gets saved because Klingons have 4 stomachs and 3 hearts.
For the record I'm giving examples from Star Trek because I love the shows. | [WP] On a spaceship where most of the crew is of a alien species, the lone human always talks about "ancient human wisdom", offers "old earth proverbs" to every problem and his main contribution to missions come from strange quirks of the human body | Captain's Log, 1603259.6: Captain Gythis of the Starship Pherdes.
My new first officer, Lieutenant Commander Grey, has arrived from Earth.
He has been familiarised with the ship's design and functions in an impressively short time.
I have been concerned that some of the older Jarisi crew members who fo... | "Captain, This reminds me of the words of our great Human philosopher Zeddemore when educating the one know as Stanz on the plains of Gozer. If some asks if you are in charge, we should probably say yes."
The Captain steeples his fingers and gives him a sidelong glance.
"You crazy red blooded Humans, It just might wo... |
Think about how Spock always brings up Vulcan culture and saves the day because he's more resistant to radiation or how Worf reminds everyone Klingons are warriors and gets saved because Klingons have 4 stomachs and 3 hearts.
For the record I'm giving examples from Star Trek because I love the shows. | [WP] On a spaceship where most of the crew is of a alien species, the lone human always talks about "ancient human wisdom", offers "old earth proverbs" to every problem and his main contribution to missions come from strange quirks of the human body | The human aboard the "Molasses"
Was the best at detecting strange gases,
For she knew from her birth
The best science from Earth;
The others all talked through their asses.
| The large space vessel swayed gently as it eased through the meteor cloud.
Commander Zorvalt kept his gaze set on the screen, where a radar beeped to the presence of nearby meteors.
"This thing won't end," he said, tapping his foot, "We've been in this cloud for days. Exactly how large is this thing?"
He ... |
[WP] You work for a powerful mob boss, and you know for a fact that whenever he whacks someone he sends anonymous flowers to the victim's family. One day, you get a call from your wife thanking you for the beautiful flowers. Before you can tell her you didn't send any, there's a knock at the door. | I watched as the mark moved across the dance floor, weaving in and out of the crowd. I was on the other side of the bar, drink in hand, watching and waiting, formulating a plan of action.
My phone buzzed. Cursing myself for this breach of professionalism, I was about to turn it off when I saw the text message from my ... | "It was no problem sweetie," I told her, trying to keep my voice calm. My head was pounding and I felt a bead of sweat form on my right temple.
There was no way I could overpower them. There were three of them and only one of me. Well, I didn't know for a *fact* there was three of them, but I assumed. He always ... | |
[WP] You work for a powerful mob boss, and you know for a fact that whenever he whacks someone he sends anonymous flowers to the victim's family. One day, you get a call from your wife thanking you for the beautiful flowers. Before you can tell her you didn't send any, there's a knock at the door. | The doorbell rang a second time.
Very carefully, very quietly, I set the handset back in the bracket of the phone, disconnecting the line. Darla would wonder why I hung up on her, but I’d have to explain it to her later. That is, assuming I survived the next few minutes.
I didn’t approach the door. I knew how this... | "It was no problem sweetie," I told her, trying to keep my voice calm. My head was pounding and I felt a bead of sweat form on my right temple.
There was no way I could overpower them. There were three of them and only one of me. Well, I didn't know for a *fact* there was three of them, but I assumed. He always ... | |
[WP] You work for a powerful mob boss, and you know for a fact that whenever he whacks someone he sends anonymous flowers to the victim's family. One day, you get a call from your wife thanking you for the beautiful flowers. Before you can tell her you didn't send any, there's a knock at the door. | I've been in this situation before. I hang up on my wife after a quick "I love you" and get to work.
My name is Kevin McAllister, and I'm Home Alone. I've fended of these fuckers before and I can do it again.
This time I have some nicer toys though.
I hook up my Colt Peacemaker to the knob of the door so that, whe... | "It was no problem sweetie," I told her, trying to keep my voice calm. My head was pounding and I felt a bead of sweat form on my right temple.
There was no way I could overpower them. There were three of them and only one of me. Well, I didn't know for a *fact* there was three of them, but I assumed. He always ... | |
[WP] You work for a powerful mob boss, and you know for a fact that whenever he whacks someone he sends anonymous flowers to the victim's family. One day, you get a call from your wife thanking you for the beautiful flowers. Before you can tell her you didn't send any, there's a knock at the door. | "Honey, how's the work going?"
"Everything's fine dear," I said as I cleaned the muzzle of my Beretta. "Accounting's boring as fuck, but it pays the bills, right?" I silently cursed as I saw a smear of blood on my new shoes. There was a limit to the number of excuses I could pull off, and they were slowly - but surely... | "It was no problem sweetie," I told her, trying to keep my voice calm. My head was pounding and I felt a bead of sweat form on my right temple.
There was no way I could overpower them. There were three of them and only one of me. Well, I didn't know for a *fact* there was three of them, but I assumed. He always ... | |
[WP] You work for a powerful mob boss, and you know for a fact that whenever he whacks someone he sends anonymous flowers to the victim's family. One day, you get a call from your wife thanking you for the beautiful flowers. Before you can tell her you didn't send any, there's a knock at the door. | I watched as the mark moved across the dance floor, weaving in and out of the crowd. I was on the other side of the bar, drink in hand, watching and waiting, formulating a plan of action.
My phone buzzed. Cursing myself for this breach of professionalism, I was about to turn it off when I saw the text message from my ... | "Hey Honey, where were you last night?"
I sighed into the phone quietly and transitioned the cellphone from my left to my right and cocked my head so that it rested on my shoulder. "Work, the boss called in late," I said as I looked down at the bloody mess in front of me; on me.
"I-I see. You're always so busy it wo... | |
[WP] You work for a powerful mob boss, and you know for a fact that whenever he whacks someone he sends anonymous flowers to the victim's family. One day, you get a call from your wife thanking you for the beautiful flowers. Before you can tell her you didn't send any, there's a knock at the door. | The doorbell rang a second time.
Very carefully, very quietly, I set the handset back in the bracket of the phone, disconnecting the line. Darla would wonder why I hung up on her, but I’d have to explain it to her later. That is, assuming I survived the next few minutes.
I didn’t approach the door. I knew how this... | "Thank you for the flowers for our Valentines" she exclaim her voice sounded hollow and fuzzy but what can you expect from a phone. I knew though that it was a half hearted expression of gratitude
Right when I found the right words, not to disappoint her for my lack of a love and mouthed the first words. A pounding o... | |
[WP] You work for a powerful mob boss, and you know for a fact that whenever he whacks someone he sends anonymous flowers to the victim's family. One day, you get a call from your wife thanking you for the beautiful flowers. Before you can tell her you didn't send any, there's a knock at the door. | I've been in this situation before. I hang up on my wife after a quick "I love you" and get to work.
My name is Kevin McAllister, and I'm Home Alone. I've fended of these fuckers before and I can do it again.
This time I have some nicer toys though.
I hook up my Colt Peacemaker to the knob of the door so that, whe... | "Thank you for the flowers for our Valentines" she exclaim her voice sounded hollow and fuzzy but what can you expect from a phone. I knew though that it was a half hearted expression of gratitude
Right when I found the right words, not to disappoint her for my lack of a love and mouthed the first words. A pounding o... | |
[WP] You work for a powerful mob boss, and you know for a fact that whenever he whacks someone he sends anonymous flowers to the victim's family. One day, you get a call from your wife thanking you for the beautiful flowers. Before you can tell her you didn't send any, there's a knock at the door. | "Honey, how's the work going?"
"Everything's fine dear," I said as I cleaned the muzzle of my Beretta. "Accounting's boring as fuck, but it pays the bills, right?" I silently cursed as I saw a smear of blood on my new shoes. There was a limit to the number of excuses I could pull off, and they were slowly - but surely... | "Thank you for the flowers for our Valentines" she exclaim her voice sounded hollow and fuzzy but what can you expect from a phone. I knew though that it was a half hearted expression of gratitude
Right when I found the right words, not to disappoint her for my lack of a love and mouthed the first words. A pounding o... | |
[WP] Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings... by tearing them off the back of the weakest angel and casting them down to earth. | Azazael stepped into the arena, his sandaled feet kicked up clouds of grey dust. He lifted his glowing sword Daedrael to the roar of the gathered crowd. His powerful white wings stretched out to their full length, nearly thirty feet now.
His opponent was already standing inside the arena sixty paces across from him.... | His mother sifted his hair and the shadows fell as bars as she knelt near the entrance.
"Do not cry my son," she said. "Have faith."
"But I cannot win, mother. I cannot survive. Jerod is too strong and he is much older."
"Do not give up hope. Hope is the true God."
"I hate Him! He is no true God! He is no..."
... | |
[WP] The United States has suddenly gone dark. No noise or activity out of there for a week, not even a Reddit post. You are part of an SAS squad sent to investigate. | Inspired by, but not faithful, to the prompt.
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The Queen's folly, a lost colony.
Ahead we must go, afore we know.
Only silence comes from Queen's lands past
What overcame the land, we nae know.
To the ships! And off you go!
Commanded came thick and so we rowed.
Saying ou... | "Are you fucking serious?"
Taylor looked up from his mission briefing. "Look, all they told me is that the whole bloody place has gone dark, and they haven't heard shit since."
I finished strapping on my gear and stood up. I slowly walked to where Williams was standing in the back of the plane.
"You ready for this?"... | |
[WP] The United States has suddenly gone dark. No noise or activity out of there for a week, not even a Reddit post. You are part of an SAS squad sent to investigate. | Sitting at the edge of the helicopter looking ahead at the dark coastline looming through the rain, I can't help but reflect over the events of the past 72 hours.
At exactly 04:00 hours, three days ago, the United States went dark. Any and all communication with the outside world stopped. Upon closer inspection there ... | "Are you fucking serious?"
Taylor looked up from his mission briefing. "Look, all they told me is that the whole bloody place has gone dark, and they haven't heard shit since."
I finished strapping on my gear and stood up. I slowly walked to where Williams was standing in the back of the plane.
"You ready for this?"... | |
[WP] The United States has suddenly gone dark. No noise or activity out of there for a week, not even a Reddit post. You are part of an SAS squad sent to investigate. | Sitting at the edge of the helicopter looking ahead at the dark coastline looming through the rain, I can't help but reflect over the events of the past 72 hours.
At exactly 04:00 hours, three days ago, the United States went dark. Any and all communication with the outside world stopped. Upon closer inspection there ... | "ALRIGHT MATES YOU KNOW THE DRILL! WE MOVE OUT AT 0430!"
*aboard the* *H.M.S Royal Dolphin*
"Kasper you get any word from you uncle?"
"No sir, to be a bit 'onest I am bloody scared sir, I mean what could have done this? Could it 'ave been the Russians?"
"Leftenant Kasper I can assure you it was not the Russians, 'o... | |
[WP] The United States has suddenly gone dark. No noise or activity out of there for a week, not even a Reddit post. You are part of an SAS squad sent to investigate. | Sitting at the edge of the helicopter looking ahead at the dark coastline looming through the rain, I can't help but reflect over the events of the past 72 hours.
At exactly 04:00 hours, three days ago, the United States went dark. Any and all communication with the outside world stopped. Upon closer inspection there ... | Inspired by, but not faithful, to the prompt.
-----------------------------------------
The Queen's folly, a lost colony.
Ahead we must go, afore we know.
Only silence comes from Queen's lands past
What overcame the land, we nae know.
To the ships! And off you go!
Commanded came thick and so we rowed.
Saying ou... | |
[WP] The United States has suddenly gone dark. No noise or activity out of there for a week, not even a Reddit post. You are part of an SAS squad sent to investigate. | Sitting at the edge of the helicopter looking ahead at the dark coastline looming through the rain, I can't help but reflect over the events of the past 72 hours.
At exactly 04:00 hours, three days ago, the United States went dark. Any and all communication with the outside world stopped. Upon closer inspection there ... | *meanwhile, in a conference room in the new UN HQ in geneva*
Secretary:major martinez, i hope you and your squad will find some answers to this shit. Everyone wants to know what happened to the US. The very last message we got was a distress call from a bunker in the new world trade center, that is your objective.
Ge... | |
[WP] The United States has suddenly gone dark. No noise or activity out of there for a week, not even a Reddit post. You are part of an SAS squad sent to investigate. | As we trenched our way through international waters, the navigation system's needles and numbers started churning-dropping drastically, but reaching up to as high as the stakes of our mission.
"What the hell is going on with the navigation system?!", bellowed Peter as we were nearing the elusive American contact we de... | *meanwhile, in a conference room in the new UN HQ in geneva*
Secretary:major martinez, i hope you and your squad will find some answers to this shit. Everyone wants to know what happened to the US. The very last message we got was a distress call from a bunker in the new world trade center, that is your objective.
Ge... | |
[WP] The United States has suddenly gone dark. No noise or activity out of there for a week, not even a Reddit post. You are part of an SAS squad sent to investigate. | "Say again, Dav?"
"No mistake, Colonel. The entire bloody country."
"Surely, they can't all be that daft."
"They are sir. But, they did manage to set a record. I suppose now we can put this whole 'Mannequin Challenge' bit to bed?" | *meanwhile, in a conference room in the new UN HQ in geneva*
Secretary:major martinez, i hope you and your squad will find some answers to this shit. Everyone wants to know what happened to the US. The very last message we got was a distress call from a bunker in the new world trade center, that is your objective.
Ge... | |
[WP] The United States has suddenly gone dark. No noise or activity out of there for a week, not even a Reddit post. You are part of an SAS squad sent to investigate. | "Do you think now is the time to be handing me electric bills?" I yelled over the roar of the chopper.
"Johnson, just *look*" prompted Commander Hughes, shoving the screen towards me with impatience. The screen immediately blinded me in the dark. It was set up to full brightness, but it didn't need to be- outside of ... | *meanwhile, in a conference room in the new UN HQ in geneva*
Secretary:major martinez, i hope you and your squad will find some answers to this shit. Everyone wants to know what happened to the US. The very last message we got was a distress call from a bunker in the new world trade center, that is your objective.
Ge... | |
[WP] The United States has suddenly gone dark. No noise or activity out of there for a week, not even a Reddit post. You are part of an SAS squad sent to investigate. | "What do you mean, it's empty?"
I winced at the tone that Jaspers used as he rounded on the poor technician, rising up on his tiptoes to intimidate with every one of his sixty-four inches of height. A guy that short shouldn't be able to loom so well, but Jaspers managed it, bearing down on the bespectacled nerd.
"I ... | *meanwhile, in a conference room in the new UN HQ in geneva*
Secretary:major martinez, i hope you and your squad will find some answers to this shit. Everyone wants to know what happened to the US. The very last message we got was a distress call from a bunker in the new world trade center, that is your objective.
Ge... | |
[WP] The United States has suddenly gone dark. No noise or activity out of there for a week, not even a Reddit post. You are part of an SAS squad sent to investigate. | "Say again, Dav?"
"No mistake, Colonel. The entire bloody country."
"Surely, they can't all be that daft."
"They are sir. But, they did manage to set a record. I suppose now we can put this whole 'Mannequin Challenge' bit to bed?" | As we trenched our way through international waters, the navigation system's needles and numbers started churning-dropping drastically, but reaching up to as high as the stakes of our mission.
"What the hell is going on with the navigation system?!", bellowed Peter as we were nearing the elusive American contact we de... | |
[WP] The United States has suddenly gone dark. No noise or activity out of there for a week, not even a Reddit post. You are part of an SAS squad sent to investigate. | "Do you think now is the time to be handing me electric bills?" I yelled over the roar of the chopper.
"Johnson, just *look*" prompted Commander Hughes, shoving the screen towards me with impatience. The screen immediately blinded me in the dark. It was set up to full brightness, but it didn't need to be- outside of ... | As we trenched our way through international waters, the navigation system's needles and numbers started churning-dropping drastically, but reaching up to as high as the stakes of our mission.
"What the hell is going on with the navigation system?!", bellowed Peter as we were nearing the elusive American contact we de... | |
[WP] The United States has suddenly gone dark. No noise or activity out of there for a week, not even a Reddit post. You are part of an SAS squad sent to investigate. | "Do you think now is the time to be handing me electric bills?" I yelled over the roar of the chopper.
"Johnson, just *look*" prompted Commander Hughes, shoving the screen towards me with impatience. The screen immediately blinded me in the dark. It was set up to full brightness, but it didn't need to be- outside of ... | "Say again, Dav?"
"No mistake, Colonel. The entire bloody country."
"Surely, they can't all be that daft."
"They are sir. But, they did manage to set a record. I suppose now we can put this whole 'Mannequin Challenge' bit to bed?" | |
[WP] The United States has suddenly gone dark. No noise or activity out of there for a week, not even a Reddit post. You are part of an SAS squad sent to investigate. | "Do you think now is the time to be handing me electric bills?" I yelled over the roar of the chopper.
"Johnson, just *look*" prompted Commander Hughes, shoving the screen towards me with impatience. The screen immediately blinded me in the dark. It was set up to full brightness, but it didn't need to be- outside of ... | Within the clouds there was no noise, only the constant whir of the chopper blades pulsing above the men and I. I shifted my legs so that they crossed each other and looked out the sliding door. Water hissed as the blades passed through the damp air. It was eerie. Usually, my men where being the assholes they were and... |
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