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[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | "You're an officer from World War I at the south pole being pursued by an alien through frozen time. Madness was never this good." I said, a smile forming across my face.
"World War 1?" Looking at me, confused. I'm not sure why.
"Judging by the uniform, yes." I started going back to my business.
"Yes but...What do y... |
“No.”
I shut my eyes tightly for a heartbeat and shake my head imploringly. Why can’t this man just believe me; why can’t he see the desperation that is radiating from my very being? (Control your emotions, I think, repeating the mantra that has been drilled into my head. Stay calm.)
“Sir, sir, please, you have to ... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | "World war one?"
A short soldier, likely much younger than he claimed to be, was looking up at his older comrade. His pure blue eyes were filled with concern. The older solider paused for a moment, deep in thought. He wondered if he should tell him of the future he lived, after all, he had already explained where he c... |
“No.”
I shut my eyes tightly for a heartbeat and shake my head imploringly. Why can’t this man just believe me; why can’t he see the desperation that is radiating from my very being? (Control your emotions, I think, repeating the mantra that has been drilled into my head. Stay calm.)
“Sir, sir, please, you have to ... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | Silence hit the table I was at. Alone in 1918, I sat at a table in Chinatown, San Fransisco, across from a well dressed banker and a surprisingly well dressed butcher. The brothers had tea with each other weekly, and after working for the butcher for a few months, I had been invited along
And then suddenly... laughter... | I walked into swanky uptown bar where many former soldiers were there celebrating the end of the war. I sat down at a booth looked around for alittle bit there was lieutenant his patch on his dress uniform read out 34th infantry division. Another persons was 25th artillery division from what I had learned from history ... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | I'd hate to break it to you, friend, but they called it "World War I" then too. The term "First World War" was first used in September 1914 by the German biologist and philosopher Ernst Haeckel, who claimed that "there is no doubt that the course and character of the feared 'European War' ... will become the first worl... | I walked into swanky uptown bar where many former soldiers were there celebrating the end of the war. I sat down at a booth looked around for alittle bit there was lieutenant his patch on his dress uniform read out 34th infantry division. Another persons was 25th artillery division from what I had learned from history ... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | I had come to the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month of 1918 to hear the guns fall silent. I had ended up with a British unit on the western front and was trying to blend in as a journalist reporting on the armistice.
I was reporting on it, but it was for the 500th anniversary. Everyone in the his... | I walked into swanky uptown bar where many former soldiers were there celebrating the end of the war. I sat down at a booth looked around for alittle bit there was lieutenant his patch on his dress uniform read out 34th infantry division. Another persons was 25th artillery division from what I had learned from history ... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | "World War One was a doozy!"
"What do you mean? The Great War is the last of its kind by the grace of God."
"Oh, you think that now, but I am here to warn of World War 4, if mankind doesn't unite under one banner then the creatures from beyond will surely win."
*Shows the crowd a picture from the game Resistance*
"... | I walked into swanky uptown bar where many former soldiers were there celebrating the end of the war. I sat down at a booth looked around for alittle bit there was lieutenant his patch on his dress uniform read out 34th infantry division. Another persons was 25th artillery division from what I had learned from history ... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | I was sent back in time, but I couldn't really figure out where I was. Snow was falling from the sky and I could feel the windchill in my bones. A blizzard was brewing up. Stumbling through the streets, my first mission was to figure out what year I was sent back to. A young chap walking in my direction looked at me in... | I walked into swanky uptown bar where many former soldiers were there celebrating the end of the war. I sat down at a booth looked around for alittle bit there was lieutenant his patch on his dress uniform read out 34th infantry division. Another persons was 25th artillery division from what I had learned from history ... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | We had managed to find an empty room somewhere and commandeered a desk and two chairs. Outside was chaos, men scurrying to and fro in preparation for the Great Offensive that would finally bring The Enemy to his knees. In here, it was quiet as the tombs of millions.
I looked at the Lieutenant-Colonel, his face stony ... | I walked into swanky uptown bar where many former soldiers were there celebrating the end of the war. I sat down at a booth looked around for alittle bit there was lieutenant his patch on his dress uniform read out 34th infantry division. Another persons was 25th artillery division from what I had learned from history ... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | Silence filled the room. Finally, the general spoke. “World war one?” he said, softly. “Son, your history books are so, so wrong; but then I don’t blame your grandparents for covering up the truth.... this is world war six”. | I walked into swanky uptown bar where many former soldiers were there celebrating the end of the war. I sat down at a booth looked around for alittle bit there was lieutenant his patch on his dress uniform read out 34th infantry division. Another persons was 25th artillery division from what I had learned from history ... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | "World war one?"
A short soldier, likely much younger than he claimed to be, was looking up at his older comrade. His pure blue eyes were filled with concern. The older solider paused for a moment, deep in thought. He wondered if he should tell him of the future he lived, after all, he had already explained where he c... | I walked into swanky uptown bar where many former soldiers were there celebrating the end of the war. I sat down at a booth looked around for alittle bit there was lieutenant his patch on his dress uniform read out 34th infantry division. Another persons was 25th artillery division from what I had learned from history ... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | I'd hate to break it to you, friend, but they called it "World War I" then too. The term "First World War" was first used in September 1914 by the German biologist and philosopher Ernst Haeckel, who claimed that "there is no doubt that the course and character of the feared 'European War' ... will become the first worl... | "Yeah," the man across from him morosely agreed, adjusting the bandages wrapped around his face and leaneing back into the half-propped mattress, like 'World War One' was an everyday word. A part of him hated to admit that the poor bastard being blind was probably for the better, because he was staring, trying to figur... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | I had come to the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month of 1918 to hear the guns fall silent. I had ended up with a British unit on the western front and was trying to blend in as a journalist reporting on the armistice.
I was reporting on it, but it was for the 500th anniversary. Everyone in the his... | "Yeah," the man across from him morosely agreed, adjusting the bandages wrapped around his face and leaneing back into the half-propped mattress, like 'World War One' was an everyday word. A part of him hated to admit that the poor bastard being blind was probably for the better, because he was staring, trying to figur... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | "World War One was a doozy!"
"What do you mean? The Great War is the last of its kind by the grace of God."
"Oh, you think that now, but I am here to warn of World War 4, if mankind doesn't unite under one banner then the creatures from beyond will surely win."
*Shows the crowd a picture from the game Resistance*
"... | "Yeah," the man across from him morosely agreed, adjusting the bandages wrapped around his face and leaneing back into the half-propped mattress, like 'World War One' was an everyday word. A part of him hated to admit that the poor bastard being blind was probably for the better, because he was staring, trying to figur... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | I was sent back in time, but I couldn't really figure out where I was. Snow was falling from the sky and I could feel the windchill in my bones. A blizzard was brewing up. Stumbling through the streets, my first mission was to figure out what year I was sent back to. A young chap walking in my direction looked at me in... | "Yeah," the man across from him morosely agreed, adjusting the bandages wrapped around his face and leaneing back into the half-propped mattress, like 'World War One' was an everyday word. A part of him hated to admit that the poor bastard being blind was probably for the better, because he was staring, trying to figur... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | Silence filled the room. Finally, the general spoke. “World war one?” he said, softly. “Son, your history books are so, so wrong; but then I don’t blame your grandparents for covering up the truth.... this is world war six”. | "Yeah," the man across from him morosely agreed, adjusting the bandages wrapped around his face and leaneing back into the half-propped mattress, like 'World War One' was an everyday word. A part of him hated to admit that the poor bastard being blind was probably for the better, because he was staring, trying to figur... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | I'd hate to break it to you, friend, but they called it "World War I" then too. The term "First World War" was first used in September 1914 by the German biologist and philosopher Ernst Haeckel, who claimed that "there is no doubt that the course and character of the feared 'European War' ... will become the first worl... | "Yeah," the man across from him morosely agreed, adjusting the bandages wrapped around his face and leaned back, like 'World War One' was an every day lexicon. A part of him hated to admit that the poor bastard being blind was probably for the better, because he was staring, trying to figure out if that was blood leaki... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | I had come to the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month of 1918 to hear the guns fall silent. I had ended up with a British unit on the western front and was trying to blend in as a journalist reporting on the armistice.
I was reporting on it, but it was for the 500th anniversary. Everyone in the his... | "Yeah," the man across from him morosely agreed, adjusting the bandages wrapped around his face and leaned back, like 'World War One' was an every day lexicon. A part of him hated to admit that the poor bastard being blind was probably for the better, because he was staring, trying to figure out if that was blood leaki... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | "World War One was a doozy!"
"What do you mean? The Great War is the last of its kind by the grace of God."
"Oh, you think that now, but I am here to warn of World War 4, if mankind doesn't unite under one banner then the creatures from beyond will surely win."
*Shows the crowd a picture from the game Resistance*
"... | "Yeah," the man across from him morosely agreed, adjusting the bandages wrapped around his face and leaned back, like 'World War One' was an every day lexicon. A part of him hated to admit that the poor bastard being blind was probably for the better, because he was staring, trying to figure out if that was blood leaki... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | I'd hate to break it to you, friend, but they called it "World War I" then too. The term "First World War" was first used in September 1914 by the German biologist and philosopher Ernst Haeckel, who claimed that "there is no doubt that the course and character of the feared 'European War' ... will become the first worl... | Those who heard this, attempted to make sure to change what would happen. Having no context, they believed that Germany would try to end what it had started. The Allies decided too make sure that Germany would never start another war, bit in doing this, they sowed the seeds of the next world war. | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | I had come to the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month of 1918 to hear the guns fall silent. I had ended up with a British unit on the western front and was trying to blend in as a journalist reporting on the armistice.
I was reporting on it, but it was for the 500th anniversary. Everyone in the his... | Those who heard this, attempted to make sure to change what would happen. Having no context, they believed that Germany would try to end what it had started. The Allies decided too make sure that Germany would never start another war, bit in doing this, they sowed the seeds of the next world war. | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | "World War One was a doozy!"
"What do you mean? The Great War is the last of its kind by the grace of God."
"Oh, you think that now, but I am here to warn of World War 4, if mankind doesn't unite under one banner then the creatures from beyond will surely win."
*Shows the crowd a picture from the game Resistance*
"... | Those who heard this, attempted to make sure to change what would happen. Having no context, they believed that Germany would try to end what it had started. The Allies decided too make sure that Germany would never start another war, bit in doing this, they sowed the seeds of the next world war. | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | "World War One was a doozy!"
"What do you mean? The Great War is the last of its kind by the grace of God."
"Oh, you think that now, but I am here to warn of World War 4, if mankind doesn't unite under one banner then the creatures from beyond will surely win."
*Shows the crowd a picture from the game Resistance*
"... | "World war one?" Some one asked
I sighed at my faux pax and turned to them
"Wow you guys must be rather optimistic that another global scale war could never happen again...i mean humanity has built itself up with war" i said with a sigh
"But surely no one would be dumb enough to try and start another global conflict... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | I was sent back in time, but I couldn't really figure out where I was. Snow was falling from the sky and I could feel the windchill in my bones. A blizzard was brewing up. Stumbling through the streets, my first mission was to figure out what year I was sent back to. A young chap walking in my direction looked at me in... | "There's going to be another?"
Oh shit what did I say. The words 'world war one' should not be uttered at this point in time. I'm definitely gonna lose my license when I get back to my own time. Quick, think of a response!
"What are you talking about? There's gonna be another what?"
"World war! You just said World War... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | We had managed to find an empty room somewhere and commandeered a desk and two chairs. Outside was chaos, men scurrying to and fro in preparation for the Great Offensive that would finally bring The Enemy to his knees. In here, it was quiet as the tombs of millions.
I looked at the Lieutenant-Colonel, his face stony ... | "There's going to be another?"
Oh shit what did I say. The words 'world war one' should not be uttered at this point in time. I'm definitely gonna lose my license when I get back to my own time. Quick, think of a response!
"What are you talking about? There's gonna be another what?"
"World war! You just said World War... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | Silence filled the room. Finally, the general spoke. “World war one?” he said, softly. “Son, your history books are so, so wrong; but then I don’t blame your grandparents for covering up the truth.... this is world war six”. | "There's going to be another?"
Oh shit what did I say. The words 'world war one' should not be uttered at this point in time. I'm definitely gonna lose my license when I get back to my own time. Quick, think of a response!
"What are you talking about? There's gonna be another what?"
"World war! You just said World War... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | "World war one?"
A short soldier, likely much younger than he claimed to be, was looking up at his older comrade. His pure blue eyes were filled with concern. The older solider paused for a moment, deep in thought. He wondered if he should tell him of the future he lived, after all, he had already explained where he c... | "There's going to be another?"
Oh shit what did I say. The words 'world war one' should not be uttered at this point in time. I'm definitely gonna lose my license when I get back to my own time. Quick, think of a response!
"What are you talking about? There's gonna be another what?"
"World war! You just said World War... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | I was sent back in time, but I couldn't really figure out where I was. Snow was falling from the sky and I could feel the windchill in my bones. A blizzard was brewing up. Stumbling through the streets, my first mission was to figure out what year I was sent back to. A young chap walking in my direction looked at me in... | Silence hit the table I was at. Alone in 1918, I sat at a table in Chinatown, San Fransisco, across from a well dressed banker and a surprisingly well dressed butcher. The brothers had tea with each other weekly, and after working for the butcher for a few months, I had been invited along
And then suddenly... laughter... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | Silence filled the room. Finally, the general spoke. “World war one?” he said, softly. “Son, your history books are so, so wrong; but then I don’t blame your grandparents for covering up the truth.... this is world war six”. | Silence hit the table I was at. Alone in 1918, I sat at a table in Chinatown, San Fransisco, across from a well dressed banker and a surprisingly well dressed butcher. The brothers had tea with each other weekly, and after working for the butcher for a few months, I had been invited along
And then suddenly... laughter... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | I was sent back in time, but I couldn't really figure out where I was. Snow was falling from the sky and I could feel the windchill in my bones. A blizzard was brewing up. Stumbling through the streets, my first mission was to figure out what year I was sent back to. A young chap walking in my direction looked at me in... | Not a story but the term world war one (or first world war) was actually first used in 1918. It appeared as the title for Lieutenant Colonel Charles à Court Repington's war memoirs. The memoir was published in 1920, but he had noted his discussion on the term with a Major Johnstone of Harvard University in a diary entr... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | We had managed to find an empty room somewhere and commandeered a desk and two chairs. Outside was chaos, men scurrying to and fro in preparation for the Great Offensive that would finally bring The Enemy to his knees. In here, it was quiet as the tombs of millions.
I looked at the Lieutenant-Colonel, his face stony ... | Not a story but the term world war one (or first world war) was actually first used in 1918. It appeared as the title for Lieutenant Colonel Charles à Court Repington's war memoirs. The memoir was published in 1920, but he had noted his discussion on the term with a Major Johnstone of Harvard University in a diary entr... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | Silence filled the room. Finally, the general spoke. “World war one?” he said, softly. “Son, your history books are so, so wrong; but then I don’t blame your grandparents for covering up the truth.... this is world war six”. | Not a story but the term world war one (or first world war) was actually first used in 1918. It appeared as the title for Lieutenant Colonel Charles à Court Repington's war memoirs. The memoir was published in 1920, but he had noted his discussion on the term with a Major Johnstone of Harvard University in a diary entr... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | "World war one?"
A short soldier, likely much younger than he claimed to be, was looking up at his older comrade. His pure blue eyes were filled with concern. The older solider paused for a moment, deep in thought. He wondered if he should tell him of the future he lived, after all, he had already explained where he c... | Not a story but the term world war one (or first world war) was actually first used in 1918. It appeared as the title for Lieutenant Colonel Charles à Court Repington's war memoirs. The memoir was published in 1920, but he had noted his discussion on the term with a Major Johnstone of Harvard University in a diary entr... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | I was sent back in time, but I couldn't really figure out where I was. Snow was falling from the sky and I could feel the windchill in my bones. A blizzard was brewing up. Stumbling through the streets, my first mission was to figure out what year I was sent back to. A young chap walking in my direction looked at me in... | "Excuse me did you just say 'World War One?" a passerby asked. He was a strange looking little fellow with a puffy jacket and dungarees.
"Yes." I said
"Whoa. That's heavy" He then hopped in his DeLorean and took off at an astonishing rate. I'd reckon 88 miles an hour. | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | "You know what sucks? Everything. Grenades, gas attacks, even the horses are pissed. All this shit about World War One.."
He staired right into my eyes.
"What?, he asked slowly. Definitely not sure if i was crazy or not. I starred back. Thinking about how to get out of this.
"..nce told me the world is gonna roll ... | "Excuse me did you just say 'World War One?" a passerby asked. He was a strange looking little fellow with a puffy jacket and dungarees.
"Yes." I said
"Whoa. That's heavy" He then hopped in his DeLorean and took off at an astonishing rate. I'd reckon 88 miles an hour. | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | We had managed to find an empty room somewhere and commandeered a desk and two chairs. Outside was chaos, men scurrying to and fro in preparation for the Great Offensive that would finally bring The Enemy to his knees. In here, it was quiet as the tombs of millions.
I looked at the Lieutenant-Colonel, his face stony ... | "Excuse me did you just say 'World War One?" a passerby asked. He was a strange looking little fellow with a puffy jacket and dungarees.
"Yes." I said
"Whoa. That's heavy" He then hopped in his DeLorean and took off at an astonishing rate. I'd reckon 88 miles an hour. | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | Silence filled the room. Finally, the general spoke. “World war one?” he said, softly. “Son, your history books are so, so wrong; but then I don’t blame your grandparents for covering up the truth.... this is world war six”. | "Excuse me did you just say 'World War One?" a passerby asked. He was a strange looking little fellow with a puffy jacket and dungarees.
"Yes." I said
"Whoa. That's heavy" He then hopped in his DeLorean and took off at an astonishing rate. I'd reckon 88 miles an hour. | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | "You're an officer from World War I at the south pole being pursued by an alien through frozen time. Madness was never this good." I said, a smile forming across my face.
"World War 1?" Looking at me, confused. I'm not sure why.
"Judging by the uniform, yes." I started going back to my business.
"Yes but...What do y... | "Excuse me did you just say 'World War One?" a passerby asked. He was a strange looking little fellow with a puffy jacket and dungarees.
"Yes." I said
"Whoa. That's heavy" He then hopped in his DeLorean and took off at an astonishing rate. I'd reckon 88 miles an hour. | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | "World war one?"
A short soldier, likely much younger than he claimed to be, was looking up at his older comrade. His pure blue eyes were filled with concern. The older solider paused for a moment, deep in thought. He wondered if he should tell him of the future he lived, after all, he had already explained where he c... | "Excuse me did you just say 'World War One?" a passerby asked. He was a strange looking little fellow with a puffy jacket and dungarees.
"Yes." I said
"Whoa. That's heavy" He then hopped in his DeLorean and took off at an astonishing rate. I'd reckon 88 miles an hour. | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | "Son," Amos replied, "What did you just say?"
"I'm sorry sir..." He lied, "I meant World War. *The* World War, sir."
"You said 'One', boy." Amos's stoic eyes confirmed.
"I meant as in that we 'won'." Harrison plotted, "*One.*"
They glared at each other for a moment over the whisky he'd split between us. This is exa... | "Excuse me did you just say 'World War One?" a passerby asked. He was a strange looking little fellow with a puffy jacket and dungarees.
"Yes." I said
"Whoa. That's heavy" He then hopped in his DeLorean and took off at an astonishing rate. I'd reckon 88 miles an hour. | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | "You know what sucks? Everything. Grenades, gas attacks, even the horses are pissed. All this shit about World War One.."
He staired right into my eyes.
"What?, he asked slowly. Definitely not sure if i was crazy or not. I starred back. Thinking about how to get out of this.
"..nce told me the world is gonna roll ... | The bar fell silent. Music comes to a halt. There's a couple of gasps, some whispers amongst the patrons. I come into a realization of what has left my mouth. How can I spin this to my favor?
"What do you mean by 'World War One'?"
I feel the sweat falling off my forehead. I take a long gulp from my drink. I look up ... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | We had managed to find an empty room somewhere and commandeered a desk and two chairs. Outside was chaos, men scurrying to and fro in preparation for the Great Offensive that would finally bring The Enemy to his knees. In here, it was quiet as the tombs of millions.
I looked at the Lieutenant-Colonel, his face stony ... | The bar fell silent. Music comes to a halt. There's a couple of gasps, some whispers amongst the patrons. I come into a realization of what has left my mouth. How can I spin this to my favor?
"What do you mean by 'World War One'?"
I feel the sweat falling off my forehead. I take a long gulp from my drink. I look up ... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | Silence filled the room. Finally, the general spoke. “World war one?” he said, softly. “Son, your history books are so, so wrong; but then I don’t blame your grandparents for covering up the truth.... this is world war six”. | The bar fell silent. Music comes to a halt. There's a couple of gasps, some whispers amongst the patrons. I come into a realization of what has left my mouth. How can I spin this to my favor?
"What do you mean by 'World War One'?"
I feel the sweat falling off my forehead. I take a long gulp from my drink. I look up ... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | "You're an officer from World War I at the south pole being pursued by an alien through frozen time. Madness was never this good." I said, a smile forming across my face.
"World War 1?" Looking at me, confused. I'm not sure why.
"Judging by the uniform, yes." I started going back to my business.
"Yes but...What do y... | The bar fell silent. Music comes to a halt. There's a couple of gasps, some whispers amongst the patrons. I come into a realization of what has left my mouth. How can I spin this to my favor?
"What do you mean by 'World War One'?"
I feel the sweat falling off my forehead. I take a long gulp from my drink. I look up ... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | "World war one?"
A short soldier, likely much younger than he claimed to be, was looking up at his older comrade. His pure blue eyes were filled with concern. The older solider paused for a moment, deep in thought. He wondered if he should tell him of the future he lived, after all, he had already explained where he c... | The bar fell silent. Music comes to a halt. There's a couple of gasps, some whispers amongst the patrons. I come into a realization of what has left my mouth. How can I spin this to my favor?
"What do you mean by 'World War One'?"
I feel the sweat falling off my forehead. I take a long gulp from my drink. I look up ... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | Townsman: Excuse me sir, did you just say, "World War One?"
Agent Brown: I suppose I did.
Townsman: Whatever do you mean?
Brown: Just that, I think the world is going to be at war and I don't think this is going to be the only time.
Townsman: Makes perfect sense. | The bar fell silent. Music comes to a halt. There's a couple of gasps, some whispers amongst the patrons. I come into a realization of what has left my mouth. How can I spin this to my favor?
"What do you mean by 'World War One'?"
I feel the sweat falling off my forehead. I take a long gulp from my drink. I look up ... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | "Son," Amos replied, "What did you just say?"
"I'm sorry sir..." He lied, "I meant World War. *The* World War, sir."
"You said 'One', boy." Amos's stoic eyes confirmed.
"I meant as in that we 'won'." Harrison plotted, "*One.*"
They glared at each other for a moment over the whisky he'd split between us. This is exa... | The bar fell silent. Music comes to a halt. There's a couple of gasps, some whispers amongst the patrons. I come into a realization of what has left my mouth. How can I spin this to my favor?
"What do you mean by 'World War One'?"
I feel the sweat falling off my forehead. I take a long gulp from my drink. I look up ... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | "What did you say?"
Oh, shit. "I said, I flew biplanes against the Red Baron in that World War we won." Nailed it.
---
Thirty-two years later that kid found me again. This time he wasn't a kid, he was about forty. "You asshole, I knew you said World War One!"
"Wow. You have an incredible memory for small details.... | The bar fell silent. Music comes to a halt. There's a couple of gasps, some whispers amongst the patrons. I come into a realization of what has left my mouth. How can I spin this to my favor?
"What do you mean by 'World War One'?"
I feel the sweat falling off my forehead. I take a long gulp from my drink. I look up ... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | Silence filled the room. Finally, the general spoke. “World war one?” he said, softly. “Son, your history books are so, so wrong; but then I don’t blame your grandparents for covering up the truth.... this is world war six”. | I was sent back in time, but I couldn't really figure out where I was. Snow was falling from the sky and I could feel the windchill in my bones. A blizzard was brewing up. Stumbling through the streets, my first mission was to figure out what year I was sent back to. A young chap walking in my direction looked at me in... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | "You're an officer from World War I at the south pole being pursued by an alien through frozen time. Madness was never this good." I said, a smile forming across my face.
"World War 1?" Looking at me, confused. I'm not sure why.
"Judging by the uniform, yes." I started going back to my business.
"Yes but...What do y... | Doctor who much? ;)
I guess I gotta contribute now...
"You're a soldier from world war one, a cap-"
He cut me off,
"World war one! You... You mean there's going to be another one?'
He looked at me with a worried expression, not blinking staring right at me.
"Yes..." There was nothing else I could say.
"I'm sorry. I'm s... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | "World war one?"
A short soldier, likely much younger than he claimed to be, was looking up at his older comrade. His pure blue eyes were filled with concern. The older solider paused for a moment, deep in thought. He wondered if he should tell him of the future he lived, after all, he had already explained where he c... | Doctor who much? ;)
I guess I gotta contribute now...
"You're a soldier from world war one, a cap-"
He cut me off,
"World war one! You... You mean there's going to be another one?'
He looked at me with a worried expression, not blinking staring right at me.
"Yes..." There was nothing else I could say.
"I'm sorry. I'm s... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | "World War One?" Christopher asked with a quizzical gaze. "Why are you calling this hell that we've been dropped into World War One? It's not like it's certain something like this is going to happen again, I'd be surprised if we saw any conflict again in our lifetime after the atrocities we've been witness to."
I didn... | Doctor who much? ;)
I guess I gotta contribute now...
"You're a soldier from world war one, a cap-"
He cut me off,
"World war one! You... You mean there's going to be another one?'
He looked at me with a worried expression, not blinking staring right at me.
"Yes..." There was nothing else I could say.
"I'm sorry. I'm s... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | Townsman: Excuse me sir, did you just say, "World War One?"
Agent Brown: I suppose I did.
Townsman: Whatever do you mean?
Brown: Just that, I think the world is going to be at war and I don't think this is going to be the only time.
Townsman: Makes perfect sense. | Doctor who much? ;)
I guess I gotta contribute now...
"You're a soldier from world war one, a cap-"
He cut me off,
"World war one! You... You mean there's going to be another one?'
He looked at me with a worried expression, not blinking staring right at me.
"Yes..." There was nothing else I could say.
"I'm sorry. I'm s... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | "Son," Amos replied, "What did you just say?"
"I'm sorry sir..." He lied, "I meant World War. *The* World War, sir."
"You said 'One', boy." Amos's stoic eyes confirmed.
"I meant as in that we 'won'." Harrison plotted, "*One.*"
They glared at each other for a moment over the whisky he'd split between us. This is exa... | Doctor who much? ;)
I guess I gotta contribute now...
"You're a soldier from world war one, a cap-"
He cut me off,
"World war one! You... You mean there's going to be another one?'
He looked at me with a worried expression, not blinking staring right at me.
"Yes..." There was nothing else I could say.
"I'm sorry. I'm s... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | It was just moments ago that Kevin and I were walking down Main Street when we were stopped and asked if we wanted to earn money by participating in a scientific experiment. Being that we are two broke college kids we agreed to do it not knowing what we were actually getting ourselves into. Once we got to the safety of... | Doctor who much? ;)
I guess I gotta contribute now...
"You're a soldier from world war one, a cap-"
He cut me off,
"World war one! You... You mean there's going to be another one?'
He looked at me with a worried expression, not blinking staring right at me.
"Yes..." There was nothing else I could say.
"I'm sorry. I'm s... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | World War One. If you can think of anything at all that would be even worse to say at a time not of your own, please do not hesitate to tell me. I'd like to know that even though what I did was of orders of magnitudes of stupidity on a scale unimaginable by even the brightest minds, it was still not the worst thing any... | Doctor who much? ;)
I guess I gotta contribute now...
"You're a soldier from world war one, a cap-"
He cut me off,
"World war one! You... You mean there's going to be another one?'
He looked at me with a worried expression, not blinking staring right at me.
"Yes..." There was nothing else I could say.
"I'm sorry. I'm s... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | "You do not believe this is the last world conflict we'll see?"
I paused, realizing the blunder I had just made. However, it did not change anything; I could attribute my statement to many things without raising suspicion that I was not from this *time.*
"No, I do not think this is the last world war we will see," I... | Doctor who much? ;)
I guess I gotta contribute now...
"You're a soldier from world war one, a cap-"
He cut me off,
"World war one! You... You mean there's going to be another one?'
He looked at me with a worried expression, not blinking staring right at me.
"Yes..." There was nothing else I could say.
"I'm sorry. I'm s... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | "What makes you think history will remember this as World War One? Why One?" a beautiful, blonde reporter replied as she seemed awestruck by my earlier mention of using the term 'World War One.'
Quickly, she rapidly fired another question at me. "Why one? Is there going to be another?" as she looked around the room be... | Doctor who much? ;)
I guess I gotta contribute now...
"You're a soldier from world war one, a cap-"
He cut me off,
"World war one! You... You mean there's going to be another one?'
He looked at me with a worried expression, not blinking staring right at me.
"Yes..." There was nothing else I could say.
"I'm sorry. I'm s... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | "What did you say?"
Oh, shit. "I said, I flew biplanes against the Red Baron in that World War we won." Nailed it.
---
Thirty-two years later that kid found me again. This time he wasn't a kid, he was about forty. "You asshole, I knew you said World War One!"
"Wow. You have an incredible memory for small details.... | Doctor who much? ;)
I guess I gotta contribute now...
"You're a soldier from world war one, a cap-"
He cut me off,
"World war one! You... You mean there's going to be another one?'
He looked at me with a worried expression, not blinking staring right at me.
"Yes..." There was nothing else I could say.
"I'm sorry. I'm s... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | "World war one?"
A short soldier, likely much younger than he claimed to be, was looking up at his older comrade. His pure blue eyes were filled with concern. The older solider paused for a moment, deep in thought. He wondered if he should tell him of the future he lived, after all, he had already explained where he c... | "You know what sucks? Everything. Grenades, gas attacks, even the horses are pissed. All this shit about World War One.."
He staired right into my eyes.
"What?, he asked slowly. Definitely not sure if i was crazy or not. I starred back. Thinking about how to get out of this.
"..nce told me the world is gonna roll ... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | "World war one?"
A short soldier, likely much younger than he claimed to be, was looking up at his older comrade. His pure blue eyes were filled with concern. The older solider paused for a moment, deep in thought. He wondered if he should tell him of the future he lived, after all, he had already explained where he c... | We had managed to find an empty room somewhere and commandeered a desk and two chairs. Outside was chaos, men scurrying to and fro in preparation for the Great Offensive that would finally bring The Enemy to his knees. In here, it was quiet as the tombs of millions.
I looked at the Lieutenant-Colonel, his face stony ... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | Townsman: Excuse me sir, did you just say, "World War One?"
Agent Brown: I suppose I did.
Townsman: Whatever do you mean?
Brown: Just that, I think the world is going to be at war and I don't think this is going to be the only time.
Townsman: Makes perfect sense. | "World War One?" Christopher asked with a quizzical gaze. "Why are you calling this hell that we've been dropped into World War One? It's not like it's certain something like this is going to happen again, I'd be surprised if we saw any conflict again in our lifetime after the atrocities we've been witness to."
I didn... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | "Son," Amos replied, "What did you just say?"
"I'm sorry sir..." He lied, "I meant World War. *The* World War, sir."
"You said 'One', boy." Amos's stoic eyes confirmed.
"I meant as in that we 'won'." Harrison plotted, "*One.*"
They glared at each other for a moment over the whisky he'd split between us. This is exa... | "World War One?" Christopher asked with a quizzical gaze. "Why are you calling this hell that we've been dropped into World War One? It's not like it's certain something like this is going to happen again, I'd be surprised if we saw any conflict again in our lifetime after the atrocities we've been witness to."
I didn... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | "What did you say?"
Oh, shit. "I said, I flew biplanes against the Red Baron in that World War we won." Nailed it.
---
Thirty-two years later that kid found me again. This time he wasn't a kid, he was about forty. "You asshole, I knew you said World War One!"
"Wow. You have an incredible memory for small details.... | "World War One?" Christopher asked with a quizzical gaze. "Why are you calling this hell that we've been dropped into World War One? It's not like it's certain something like this is going to happen again, I'd be surprised if we saw any conflict again in our lifetime after the atrocities we've been witness to."
I didn... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | "What did you say?"
Oh, shit. "I said, I flew biplanes against the Red Baron in that World War we won." Nailed it.
---
Thirty-two years later that kid found me again. This time he wasn't a kid, he was about forty. "You asshole, I knew you said World War One!"
"Wow. You have an incredible memory for small details.... | It was just moments ago that Kevin and I were walking down Main Street when we were stopped and asked if we wanted to earn money by participating in a scientific experiment. Being that we are two broke college kids we agreed to do it not knowing what we were actually getting ourselves into. Once we got to the safety of... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | "What makes you think history will remember this as World War One? Why One?" a beautiful, blonde reporter replied as she seemed awestruck by my earlier mention of using the term 'World War One.'
Quickly, she rapidly fired another question at me. "Why one? Is there going to be another?" as she looked around the room be... | World War One. If you can think of anything at all that would be even worse to say at a time not of your own, please do not hesitate to tell me. I'd like to know that even though what I did was of orders of magnitudes of stupidity on a scale unimaginable by even the brightest minds, it was still not the worst thing any... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | "What did you say?"
Oh, shit. "I said, I flew biplanes against the Red Baron in that World War we won." Nailed it.
---
Thirty-two years later that kid found me again. This time he wasn't a kid, he was about forty. "You asshole, I knew you said World War One!"
"Wow. You have an incredible memory for small details.... | World War One. If you can think of anything at all that would be even worse to say at a time not of your own, please do not hesitate to tell me. I'd like to know that even though what I did was of orders of magnitudes of stupidity on a scale unimaginable by even the brightest minds, it was still not the worst thing any... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | "You do not believe this is the last world conflict we'll see?"
I paused, realizing the blunder I had just made. However, it did not change anything; I could attribute my statement to many things without raising suspicion that I was not from this *time.*
"No, I do not think this is the last world war we will see," I... | *First attempt, I like this prompt idea*
"**World War One?** For what reason would there be another?"
Realizing quickly what I had done, I had to remember the books I read. If I remembered correctly, the Treaty of Versily made Germany too weak to pay it's debts, and made it's debts huge. "Because of the Treaty of Ver... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | "What makes you think history will remember this as World War One? Why One?" a beautiful, blonde reporter replied as she seemed awestruck by my earlier mention of using the term 'World War One.'
Quickly, she rapidly fired another question at me. "Why one? Is there going to be another?" as she looked around the room be... | *First attempt, I like this prompt idea*
"**World War One?** For what reason would there be another?"
Realizing quickly what I had done, I had to remember the books I read. If I remembered correctly, the Treaty of Versily made Germany too weak to pay it's debts, and made it's debts huge. "Because of the Treaty of Ver... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | "What did you say?"
Oh, shit. "I said, I flew biplanes against the Red Baron in that World War we won." Nailed it.
---
Thirty-two years later that kid found me again. This time he wasn't a kid, he was about forty. "You asshole, I knew you said World War One!"
"Wow. You have an incredible memory for small details.... | *First attempt, I like this prompt idea*
"**World War One?** For what reason would there be another?"
Realizing quickly what I had done, I had to remember the books I read. If I remembered correctly, the Treaty of Versily made Germany too weak to pay it's debts, and made it's debts huge. "Because of the Treaty of Ver... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | They say that you cannot truly become a general until you’ve seen the trenches of World War I with your own eyes. The truth is that there’s little else in our history that can compare to the Intergalactic Stalemate with the Xi-An. According to the statistics of LN, waging war on such a massive scale is ungraspable by o... | *First attempt, I like this prompt idea*
"**World War One?** For what reason would there be another?"
Realizing quickly what I had done, I had to remember the books I read. If I remembered correctly, the Treaty of Versily made Germany too weak to pay it's debts, and made it's debts huge. "Because of the Treaty of Ver... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | "You know, for the 'Great War' it really isn't that great. To be honest I get why people call it 'World War One' instead"
As soon as those words left my mouth I froze, immediately wishing I could take them back.
"That's a funny thing to say. I've heard this conflict called many names, but 'World War Won' is the most.... | *First attempt, I like this prompt idea*
"**World War One?** For what reason would there be another?"
Realizing quickly what I had done, I had to remember the books I read. If I remembered correctly, the Treaty of Versily made Germany too weak to pay it's debts, and made it's debts huge. "Because of the Treaty of Ver... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | "Peace must prevail."
I looked at him sadly. "This isn't the way. Please believe me."
He was adamant. "Our people are disheartened, painted as villains. It is not so. We are a proud people. Strong. We will not allow tyranny and oppression to silence us."
"And you believe that you'll be different? You believe that in... | *First attempt, I like this prompt idea*
"**World War One?** For what reason would there be another?"
Realizing quickly what I had done, I had to remember the books I read. If I remembered correctly, the Treaty of Versily made Germany too weak to pay it's debts, and made it's debts huge. "Because of the Treaty of Ver... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | "What makes you think history will remember this as World War One? Why One?" a beautiful, blonde reporter replied as she seemed awestruck by my earlier mention of using the term 'World War One.'
Quickly, she rapidly fired another question at me. "Why one? Is there going to be another?" as she looked around the room be... | "You do not believe this is the last world conflict we'll see?"
I paused, realizing the blunder I had just made. However, it did not change anything; I could attribute my statement to many things without raising suspicion that I was not from this *time.*
"No, I do not think this is the last world war we will see," I... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | "What did you say?"
Oh, shit. "I said, I flew biplanes against the Red Baron in that World War we won." Nailed it.
---
Thirty-two years later that kid found me again. This time he wasn't a kid, he was about forty. "You asshole, I knew you said World War One!"
"Wow. You have an incredible memory for small details.... | "You do not believe this is the last world conflict we'll see?"
I paused, realizing the blunder I had just made. However, it did not change anything; I could attribute my statement to many things without raising suspicion that I was not from this *time.*
"No, I do not think this is the last world war we will see," I... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | "What did you say?"
Oh, shit. "I said, I flew biplanes against the Red Baron in that World War we won." Nailed it.
---
Thirty-two years later that kid found me again. This time he wasn't a kid, he was about forty. "You asshole, I knew you said World War One!"
"Wow. You have an incredible memory for small details.... | "What makes you think history will remember this as World War One? Why One?" a beautiful, blonde reporter replied as she seemed awestruck by my earlier mention of using the term 'World War One.'
Quickly, she rapidly fired another question at me. "Why one? Is there going to be another?" as she looked around the room be... | |
[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said "World War One" | "Peace must prevail."
I looked at him sadly. "This isn't the way. Please believe me."
He was adamant. "Our people are disheartened, painted as villains. It is not so. We are a proud people. Strong. We will not allow tyranny and oppression to silence us."
"And you believe that you'll be different? You believe that in... | "You know, for the 'Great War' it really isn't that great. To be honest I get why people call it 'World War One' instead"
As soon as those words left my mouth I froze, immediately wishing I could take them back.
"That's a funny thing to say. I've heard this conflict called many names, but 'World War Won' is the most.... | |
[WP] Vampires cannot enter a house uninvited. Turns out, they invented Welcome mats to bypass this rule decades ago. | "Welcome to Vlads Mats and Rugs, how may I help you?"
Ella looked bored, in her black eyeliner, purple shadow and spider earrings that hung from drops of silver. She tried to force a smile but decided against it because it wouldn't reach her eyes and she'd only freak out the customer.
"Hello, I'd like to buy... Actua... | "No. No no, who's idea was this!?" We were standing in front of the second stubborn entrance. In disbelief of the first one, we tried another just to be sure. Yet another trusting resident had forgot to lock his door, but as soon as I had opened it and set my foot in I was tossed back by the well known force that left ... | |
[WP] Vampires cannot enter a house uninvited. Turns out, they invented Welcome mats to bypass this rule decades ago. | Door to door. I am so hungry, but I force a smile on my face. "Hello, sorry to bother you this evening, but would you like to browse our catalogue?" I hold it open.
"Hm...they all say 'welcome,' don't you have any that have cutesy phrases?" They say back. I'm tempted to lie, to say we don't. I try nudging her to ones... | "No. No no, who's idea was this!?" We were standing in front of the second stubborn entrance. In disbelief of the first one, we tried another just to be sure. Yet another trusting resident had forgot to lock his door, but as soon as I had opened it and set my foot in I was tossed back by the well known force that left ... | |
[WP] Vampires cannot enter a house uninvited. Turns out, they invented Welcome mats to bypass this rule decades ago. | "Welcome to Vlads Mats and Rugs, how may I help you?"
Ella looked bored, in her black eyeliner, purple shadow and spider earrings that hung from drops of silver. She tried to force a smile but decided against it because it wouldn't reach her eyes and she'd only freak out the customer.
"Hello, I'd like to buy... Actua... | You'd think I would have learned by now. After the third time I was "put to death" for sucking some dude's blood in the park downtown you'd think I would have figured it out. But the problem with sneaking into people's bedrooms to feed myself is something the Governors came up with about 500 years ago. I was a fledglin... | |
[WP] Vampires cannot enter a house uninvited. Turns out, they invented Welcome mats to bypass this rule decades ago. | Door to door. I am so hungry, but I force a smile on my face. "Hello, sorry to bother you this evening, but would you like to browse our catalogue?" I hold it open.
"Hm...they all say 'welcome,' don't you have any that have cutesy phrases?" They say back. I'm tempted to lie, to say we don't. I try nudging her to ones... | You'd think I would have learned by now. After the third time I was "put to death" for sucking some dude's blood in the park downtown you'd think I would have figured it out. But the problem with sneaking into people's bedrooms to feed myself is something the Governors came up with about 500 years ago. I was a fledglin... | |
[WP] Vampires cannot enter a house uninvited. Turns out, they invented Welcome mats to bypass this rule decades ago. | Door to door. I am so hungry, but I force a smile on my face. "Hello, sorry to bother you this evening, but would you like to browse our catalogue?" I hold it open.
"Hm...they all say 'welcome,' don't you have any that have cutesy phrases?" They say back. I'm tempted to lie, to say we don't. I try nudging her to ones... | Aaron was not the brightest of vampires. His usual approach to the Council was apologetic at most. When he broke the rules (most of his daily endeavours) the Council continued, somehow, to retain faith in him. My latest attempt at convincing them otherwise proved to be a failure once again. "I'm so, so sorry guys. I di... | |
[WP] Vampires cannot enter a house uninvited. Turns out, they invented Welcome mats to bypass this rule decades ago. | [On mobile, will reformat later].
[Story complete, many fixes on the way.]
Melvin and Marlene had been living as a happy couple, roaming the Continental US as regular tourists, taking in all the sights to be seen at every city of every state, to occupy their time awarded them for just so happening to be century-old ... | Matt was tired of his life. He was struggling to get a topic to research on. He was well known as the world's premier authority on Vampire studies, but that didn't satisfy him. He wanted to find the current whereabouts of vampires. Most of all, he wanted the answer to the greatest mystery related to vampires: their sur... | |
[WP] Vampires cannot enter a house uninvited. Turns out, they invented Welcome mats to bypass this rule decades ago. | Following the path up the side of the hill had been difficult. More difficult than it should have been by far. The blood loss was really starting to affect him now. A half mile left? A quarter perhaps? He supposed it didn’t really matter. If he didn’t find a source to replace the blood he’d already lost.. was still los... | Matt was tired of his life. He was struggling to get a topic to research on. He was well known as the world's premier authority on Vampire studies, but that didn't satisfy him. He wanted to find the current whereabouts of vampires. Most of all, he wanted the answer to the greatest mystery related to vampires: their sur... | |
[WP] Vampires cannot enter a house uninvited. Turns out, they invented Welcome mats to bypass this rule decades ago. | "It has to actually say Welcome. As amusing as 'You Better Have Tacos' is, it doesn't qualify'"
"But Why? How does that even work, isn't the idea of having a doormat fundamentally set the conditions by which entry is expected"
This was a standard argument between Shin and I, well in reality it wasn't an argument... | Matt was tired of his life. He was struggling to get a topic to research on. He was well known as the world's premier authority on Vampire studies, but that didn't satisfy him. He wanted to find the current whereabouts of vampires. Most of all, he wanted the answer to the greatest mystery related to vampires: their sur... | |
[WP] Vampires cannot enter a house uninvited. Turns out, they invented Welcome mats to bypass this rule decades ago. | My shift is about to end, only one more minute. My boss flies above the mat manufacturing line and rings a bell. Everybody exhales nicely and we go home. The line bustles to an end and the materials are put away. Fur. Rubber. Shit like that. Shit to make mats.
My boss makes a killing off these mats because the best, m... | Matt was tired of his life. He was struggling to get a topic to research on. He was well known as the world's premier authority on Vampire studies, but that didn't satisfy him. He wanted to find the current whereabouts of vampires. Most of all, he wanted the answer to the greatest mystery related to vampires: their sur... | |
[WP] Vampires cannot enter a house uninvited. Turns out, they invented Welcome mats to bypass this rule decades ago. | My parents were the sort of people who bought me a welcome mat as a house warming gift when I finally struck it out on my own. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against welcome mats, they're fine. They're the sort of thing that you don't buy when you first move into a new place. So, it's not like I had one already. Bu... | Matt was tired of his life. He was struggling to get a topic to research on. He was well known as the world's premier authority on Vampire studies, but that didn't satisfy him. He wanted to find the current whereabouts of vampires. Most of all, he wanted the answer to the greatest mystery related to vampires: their sur... | |
[WP] Vampires cannot enter a house uninvited. Turns out, they invented Welcome mats to bypass this rule decades ago. | "Good evening-" He said. He barely had time for another word as the door was once again slammed in his face. Undeterred, he knocked again, a little more persistently this time.
"Go away!" came the muffled reply from inside.
"Please, I just -". He sighed and rubbed the pale grey skin of his forehead with the back of ... | Matt was tired of his life. He was struggling to get a topic to research on. He was well known as the world's premier authority on Vampire studies, but that didn't satisfy him. He wanted to find the current whereabouts of vampires. Most of all, he wanted the answer to the greatest mystery related to vampires: their sur... | |
[WP] Vampires cannot enter a house uninvited. Turns out, they invented Welcome mats to bypass this rule decades ago. | "So tell me about this 'little' theory of yours again Michael", Vince said with an air of amusement.
"It's not a theory, it's a fact. I may have been wrong about the fluoride in the drinking water and the Illuminati running everything but I know of a conspiracy that is far more sinister than aglets."
"Wait, what d... | Matt was tired of his life. He was struggling to get a topic to research on. He was well known as the world's premier authority on Vampire studies, but that didn't satisfy him. He wanted to find the current whereabouts of vampires. Most of all, he wanted the answer to the greatest mystery related to vampires: their sur... | |
[WP] Vampires cannot enter a house uninvited. Turns out, they invented Welcome mats to bypass this rule decades ago. | "I hate this place" Maria thought as she stared out across the barren Transylvanian landscape. Leaning her head against the car window, misery tinged the blur of trees and rolling hills outside in grey. Nevermind that they were in fact mostly grey.
Not even her pulp novel, purchased by a penitent parent, could hold h... | Matt was tired of his life. He was struggling to get a topic to research on. He was well known as the world's premier authority on Vampire studies, but that didn't satisfy him. He wanted to find the current whereabouts of vampires. Most of all, he wanted the answer to the greatest mystery related to vampires: their sur... | |
[WP] Vampires cannot enter a house uninvited. Turns out, they invented Welcome mats to bypass this rule decades ago. | "That has got to be, without a shadow of a doubt, the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard."
Sergeant Barnes stood waiting for the coffee machine to finish making noise. Beside him stood Police Constable Williams, with a report in-hand.
"But it has to be the case, sir. There's no other possible connection."
"No o... | Matt was tired of his life. He was struggling to get a topic to research on. He was well known as the world's premier authority on Vampire studies, but that didn't satisfy him. He wanted to find the current whereabouts of vampires. Most of all, he wanted the answer to the greatest mystery related to vampires: their sur... | |
[WP] Vampires cannot enter a house uninvited. Turns out, they invented Welcome mats to bypass this rule decades ago. | [On mobile, will reformat later].
[Story complete, many fixes on the way.]
Melvin and Marlene had been living as a happy couple, roaming the Continental US as regular tourists, taking in all the sights to be seen at every city of every state, to occupy their time awarded them for just so happening to be century-old ... | Deputy Inspector Locke pulled alongside the curb outside of the back of his cottage home, the lights on against the dimming dusk sky.
He knew he was likely being unreasonable but he grabbed the brim of hat rough and threw his bag over his shoulder in a hurry. Locking the door remotely behind him, not waiting for the b... | |
[WP] Vampires cannot enter a house uninvited. Turns out, they invented Welcome mats to bypass this rule decades ago. | My shift is about to end, only one more minute. My boss flies above the mat manufacturing line and rings a bell. Everybody exhales nicely and we go home. The line bustles to an end and the materials are put away. Fur. Rubber. Shit like that. Shit to make mats.
My boss makes a killing off these mats because the best, m... | John Dongle stares out of a highrise, '*Huh, it's a full moon tonight.* He thought quietly to himself.
"How can we increase sale!?!" shouted Joana in a horrible shrill.
Silence quickly returned, engulfing the seminar room.
"We have other products to worry about." Milton's curt response, in his awfully familiar mono... | |
[WP] Vampires cannot enter a house uninvited. Turns out, they invented Welcome mats to bypass this rule decades ago. | My parents were the sort of people who bought me a welcome mat as a house warming gift when I finally struck it out on my own. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against welcome mats, they're fine. They're the sort of thing that you don't buy when you first move into a new place. So, it's not like I had one already. Bu... | John Dongle stares out of a highrise, '*Huh, it's a full moon tonight.* He thought quietly to himself.
"How can we increase sale!?!" shouted Joana in a horrible shrill.
Silence quickly returned, engulfing the seminar room.
"We have other products to worry about." Milton's curt response, in his awfully familiar mono... | |
[WP] Vampires cannot enter a house uninvited. Turns out, they invented Welcome mats to bypass this rule decades ago. | "Good evening-" He said. He barely had time for another word as the door was once again slammed in his face. Undeterred, he knocked again, a little more persistently this time.
"Go away!" came the muffled reply from inside.
"Please, I just -". He sighed and rubbed the pale grey skin of his forehead with the back of ... | John Dongle stares out of a highrise, '*Huh, it's a full moon tonight.* He thought quietly to himself.
"How can we increase sale!?!" shouted Joana in a horrible shrill.
Silence quickly returned, engulfing the seminar room.
"We have other products to worry about." Milton's curt response, in his awfully familiar mono... | |
[WP] Vampires cannot enter a house uninvited. Turns out, they invented Welcome mats to bypass this rule decades ago. | "So tell me about this 'little' theory of yours again Michael", Vince said with an air of amusement.
"It's not a theory, it's a fact. I may have been wrong about the fluoride in the drinking water and the Illuminati running everything but I know of a conspiracy that is far more sinister than aglets."
"Wait, what d... | John Dongle stares out of a highrise, '*Huh, it's a full moon tonight.* He thought quietly to himself.
"How can we increase sale!?!" shouted Joana in a horrible shrill.
Silence quickly returned, engulfing the seminar room.
"We have other products to worry about." Milton's curt response, in his awfully familiar mono... | |
[WP] Vampires cannot enter a house uninvited. Turns out, they invented Welcome mats to bypass this rule decades ago. | "I hate this place" Maria thought as she stared out across the barren Transylvanian landscape. Leaning her head against the car window, misery tinged the blur of trees and rolling hills outside in grey. Nevermind that they were in fact mostly grey.
Not even her pulp novel, purchased by a penitent parent, could hold h... | John Dongle stares out of a highrise, '*Huh, it's a full moon tonight.* He thought quietly to himself.
"How can we increase sale!?!" shouted Joana in a horrible shrill.
Silence quickly returned, engulfing the seminar room.
"We have other products to worry about." Milton's curt response, in his awfully familiar mono... | |
[WP] Vampires cannot enter a house uninvited. Turns out, they invented Welcome mats to bypass this rule decades ago. | Vampires were a dying breed, once. The process of turning a human wreaked havoc on their bodies, and killed more than it saved. Technology was rapidly advancing in ways that it never had before; developing by its side was knowledge. Humans, those fragile things, were becoming wiser. Slowly, even for an immortal, but su... | John Dongle stares out of a highrise, '*Huh, it's a full moon tonight.* He thought quietly to himself.
"How can we increase sale!?!" shouted Joana in a horrible shrill.
Silence quickly returned, engulfing the seminar room.
"We have other products to worry about." Milton's curt response, in his awfully familiar mono... | |
[WP] Vampires cannot enter a house uninvited. Turns out, they invented Welcome mats to bypass this rule decades ago. | Once again, was I sitting there in the darkness. Hungry. Starving. The gossip was going around faster than my non-existing blood flow,. The mortals knew there were shady "people" around who would knock on the door with some poor excuse to try and enter the residence. Some lousy new-blood was captured and tortured for t... | John Dongle stares out of a highrise, '*Huh, it's a full moon tonight.* He thought quietly to himself.
"How can we increase sale!?!" shouted Joana in a horrible shrill.
Silence quickly returned, engulfing the seminar room.
"We have other products to worry about." Milton's curt response, in his awfully familiar mono... | |
[WP] Vampires cannot enter a house uninvited. Turns out, they invented Welcome mats to bypass this rule decades ago. | "That has got to be, without a shadow of a doubt, the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard."
Sergeant Barnes stood waiting for the coffee machine to finish making noise. Beside him stood Police Constable Williams, with a report in-hand.
"But it has to be the case, sir. There's no other possible connection."
"No o... | John Dongle stares out of a highrise, '*Huh, it's a full moon tonight.* He thought quietly to himself.
"How can we increase sale!?!" shouted Joana in a horrible shrill.
Silence quickly returned, engulfing the seminar room.
"We have other products to worry about." Milton's curt response, in his awfully familiar mono... | |
[WP] Vampires cannot enter a house uninvited. Turns out, they invented Welcome mats to bypass this rule decades ago. | Earl and Helena pulled into the condo complex.
"I'm *so* hungry," she complained, tapping her long fingernails on the window.
"That's because you didn't finish that frat boy's blood."
"He was so drunk, I was getting tipsy! And I'm not 21 yet --"
He snickered. "Ah, such a sense of morality."
"Well, yes. Unlike you,... | John Dongle stares out of a highrise, '*Huh, it's a full moon tonight.* He thought quietly to himself.
"How can we increase sale!?!" shouted Joana in a horrible shrill.
Silence quickly returned, engulfing the seminar room.
"We have other products to worry about." Milton's curt response, in his awfully familiar mono... |
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