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[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | 278.
I could account for some of these numbers over the 27 years. That time I blacked out and woke up with a giant knife in hand comes to mind. That time I almost was in that giant pile up from a sudden winter storm and last second didn't get on the highway. All the times I was hit on the head, including that concussi... | I knew from the start I was destined to be an outlier, I never fitted into anything, even while being optimistic and throwing myself way out of my comfort zone. That being said, while I am optimistic, I also would prefer to listen to music than waste time making an impression that will be worthless if I quit in a few d... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | I had 15 near death experiences in the last year. Shouldn't really be surprised, I work at Wal-Mart, don't drive to often, and generally not a clumsy guy. But this buddy of mine, nearly 300 near death experiences. Same job as me, we carpool so if it was that we would have closer numbers.
I'm not sure what else he doe... | I knew from the start I was destined to be an outlier, I never fitted into anything, even while being optimistic and throwing myself way out of my comfort zone. That being said, while I am optimistic, I also would prefer to listen to music than waste time making an impression that will be worthless if I quit in a few d... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | "I'm telling you, angel. 278," I say, grabbing a beer from the fridge and wandering to the table. "How am I at 278?"
Angela walked through the kitchen and closed the fridge door. Concern wrenched her face tight as she stood there, staring through the fridge at something a million miles behind it.
"Angel, please," I s... | Three billion human lives ended on August 29, 1997. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare, a war against the machines. The computer which controlled the machines, Skynet, sent terminators back through time. Their mission: to destroy the leader of the huma... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | 278.
I could account for some of these numbers over the 27 years. That time I blacked out and woke up with a giant knife in hand comes to mind. That time I almost was in that giant pile up from a sudden winter storm and last second didn't get on the highway. All the times I was hit on the head, including that concussi... | Three billion human lives ended on August 29, 1997. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare, a war against the machines. The computer which controlled the machines, Skynet, sent terminators back through time. Their mission: to destroy the leader of the huma... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | I had 15 near death experiences in the last year. Shouldn't really be surprised, I work at Wal-Mart, don't drive to often, and generally not a clumsy guy. But this buddy of mine, nearly 300 near death experiences. Same job as me, we carpool so if it was that we would have closer numbers.
I'm not sure what else he doe... | Three billion human lives ended on August 29, 1997. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare, a war against the machines. The computer which controlled the machines, Skynet, sent terminators back through time. Their mission: to destroy the leader of the huma... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | "I'm telling you, angel. 278," I say, grabbing a beer from the fridge and wandering to the table. "How am I at 278?"
Angela walked through the kitchen and closed the fridge door. Concern wrenched her face tight as she stood there, staring through the fridge at something a million miles behind it.
"Angel, please," I s... | \*Gets an X Ray from doctor\*
Doctor enters the room. "So Mr Richards we think we have answer to all your problems..."
Mr. Richards sits up straight ready to hear how to fix his misfortune. "Lay it on me doc," he says.
At that his doctor shifts and looks down at his clipboard. It looked as if he was trying to hide h... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | I had 15 near death experiences in the last year. Shouldn't really be surprised, I work at Wal-Mart, don't drive to often, and generally not a clumsy guy. But this buddy of mine, nearly 300 near death experiences. Same job as me, we carpool so if it was that we would have closer numbers.
I'm not sure what else he doe... | Hahaha I can't help but look at this number and laugh. I guess I should give some context to this story. I have always been better than my brother. I'm smarter, the better athlete, better with women, yada yada yada. He has always resented me for it. He is incompetent, but damn when he gets his mind on something he does... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | 278.
It felt like I had been stabbed in the chest I was so shocked.
Wait a minute.
No that's real. That's real! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THATS REAL.
My clammy hands grasp my chest as I recognize the substance on my shirt (and everything else) is blood. There's a fucking knife in me. What the fuck.
Everything feels... | Hahaha I can't help but look at this number and laugh. I guess I should give some context to this story. I have always been better than my brother. I'm smarter, the better athlete, better with women, yada yada yada. He has always resented me for it. He is incompetent, but damn when he gets his mind on something he does... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | Part 1,
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A table of people is sitting in a dark room,
"This woman has no powers, no special abilities, not intuition towards anything, why is she of interest?",
"Sir, she has survived death two hundred and seven... | Hahaha I can't help but look at this number and laugh. I guess I should give some context to this story. I have always been better than my brother. I'm smarter, the better athlete, better with women, yada yada yada. He has always resented me for it. He is incompetent, but damn when he gets his mind on something he does... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | I sat there pondering the stat surrounded by friends and family. It was my 74th birthday, and at that moment I was surprised I had made it that long.
"You know, I really think it's the lack of sex" teased George from my left side. I gave him a sideways look. and my wife looked like she was trying not to strangle him. ... | Hahaha I can't help but look at this number and laugh. I guess I should give some context to this story. I have always been better than my brother. I'm smarter, the better athlete, better with women, yada yada yada. He has always resented me for it. He is incompetent, but damn when he gets his mind on something he does... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | "Oh my God..." I exclaimed, perplexed at how many times I've come close to death.
**Yes?**
"Oh no...it's just an exclamation..."
**This is why I made it so you shouldn't use my name in vain.**
"Sorry..." I looked around awkwardly, unsure of what to say or do. "Just...like how? How have I come this close to dying?"
... | Hahaha I can't help but look at this number and laugh. I guess I should give some context to this story. I have always been better than my brother. I'm smarter, the better athlete, better with women, yada yada yada. He has always resented me for it. He is incompetent, but damn when he gets his mind on something he does... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | She did her best. She was kind, she feigned a sense of empathy, but I could tell how scared she was as she tentatively told me the news.
Everyone knows that the only people who break 50 are those that have lifethreatening illnesses, and here I am with 278.
I accepted it pretty quickly, I just didn't understand it. M... | Hahaha I can't help but look at this number and laugh. I guess I should give some context to this story. I have always been better than my brother. I'm smarter, the better athlete, better with women, yada yada yada. He has always resented me for it. He is incompetent, but damn when he gets his mind on something he does... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | **Last Diary Entry found on Hanna's computer, <11 hours> before forensic declared time of death:**
>Diary Entry No. 2936. 07/26/2018.
>
>I found a website that can predict the number of times I've had a near death experience. I'm all too familiar with stuff like this, but decided to give it a try, j... | Hahaha I can't help but look at this number and laugh. I guess I should give some context to this story. I have always been better than my brother. I'm smarter, the better athlete, better with women, yada yada yada. He has always resented me for it. He is incompetent, but damn when he gets his mind on something he does... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | If you had the chance would you wanna know?
The times you almost gave back the life that you owe.
To some it made their days truly precious.
Others though, made their demons more vicious.
The number didn't help, of that I was sure.
Did they think this would work like some kind of cure?
I again look hard at my unr... | Hahaha I can't help but look at this number and laugh. I guess I should give some context to this story. I have always been better than my brother. I'm smarter, the better athlete, better with women, yada yada yada. He has always resented me for it. He is incompetent, but damn when he gets his mind on something he does... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | My best friend and I had decided to go see the latest craze together. We had gone to get tested to see how many times we had *almost* died by this super computer. It was supposed to be all the rage (kinda like getting fortune told) but in a fun and silly way.
I, a woman of no great importance had set a new record for... | Hahaha I can't help but look at this number and laugh. I guess I should give some context to this story. I have always been better than my brother. I'm smarter, the better athlete, better with women, yada yada yada. He has always resented me for it. He is incompetent, but damn when he gets his mind on something he does... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | “That’s impossible! 278!”
My wife had a look of absolute shock and I could see in her face a twinge of annoyance as well, as if she thought the technician who was doing the testing must be new or didn’t know how to work the equipment.
“It’s never been wrong before Ma’am.” the test technician said, answering my wife’... | Hahaha I can't help but look at this number and laugh. I guess I should give some context to this story. I have always been better than my brother. I'm smarter, the better athlete, better with women, yada yada yada. He has always resented me for it. He is incompetent, but damn when he gets his mind on something he does... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | I shut and locked my apartment door behind me, panting, and slid to a seat on the hardwood floor. *What the fuck?*
278 times. 278 times at the age of twenty-one. I wondered if Mr. Anderson, my emissary, had noticed my heart pounding as I read the number from my Slip, the one-time Slip anyone is able to request on thei... | Hahaha I can't help but look at this number and laugh. I guess I should give some context to this story. I have always been better than my brother. I'm smarter, the better athlete, better with women, yada yada yada. He has always resented me for it. He is incompetent, but damn when he gets his mind on something he does... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | I woke up and hazily looked around at a few somber faces. To my horror, I felt the needle in my arm--the IV.
*\*Fuck, oh fuck oh fuck.\** The thought of what might be in the solution being directly pumped into my veins...
My mom looked up. "You're awake," she said softly. The rest of the heads turned to look at me. T... | Hahaha I can't help but look at this number and laugh. I guess I should give some context to this story. I have always been better than my brother. I'm smarter, the better athlete, better with women, yada yada yada. He has always resented me for it. He is incompetent, but damn when he gets his mind on something he does... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. |
It had been nearly ten years since my human Todd had discovered me behind a library dumpster. I remember him glancing around in the rain, shifting his messenger bag from one side to the other. “Where’s your mommy, sweetheart?” He had asked, scooping me up next to the warmth of his belly, full and round. He took me ho... | Hahaha I can't help but look at this number and laugh. I guess I should give some context to this story. I have always been better than my brother. I'm smarter, the better athlete, better with women, yada yada yada. He has always resented me for it. He is incompetent, but damn when he gets his mind on something he does... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | I had 15 near death experiences in the last year. Shouldn't really be surprised, I work at Wal-Mart, don't drive to often, and generally not a clumsy guy. But this buddy of mine, nearly 300 near death experiences. Same job as me, we carpool so if it was that we would have closer numbers.
I'm not sure what else he doe... | I am dead, and it happens that there is some form of paradise, or heaven, I don’t know what you can call it, it’s a bit confusing and I still haven’t understood how the whole thing works. Lot’s of waiting although. Heard it’s normal for grassroots, yeah, new guys are called grassroots until we transcended our bodies, w... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | Part 1,
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A table of people is sitting in a dark room,
"This woman has no powers, no special abilities, not intuition towards anything, why is she of interest?",
"Sir, she has survived death two hundred and seven... | I am dead, and it happens that there is some form of paradise, or heaven, I don’t know what you can call it, it’s a bit confusing and I still haven’t understood how the whole thing works. Lot’s of waiting although. Heard it’s normal for grassroots, yeah, new guys are called grassroots until we transcended our bodies, w... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | I had 15 near death experiences in the last year. Shouldn't really be surprised, I work at Wal-Mart, don't drive to often, and generally not a clumsy guy. But this buddy of mine, nearly 300 near death experiences. Same job as me, we carpool so if it was that we would have closer numbers.
I'm not sure what else he doe... | 278.
I could account for some of these numbers over the 27 years. That time I blacked out and woke up with a giant knife in hand comes to mind. That time I almost was in that giant pile up from a sudden winter storm and last second didn't get on the highway. All the times I was hit on the head, including that concussi... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | Part 1,
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A table of people is sitting in a dark room,
"This woman has no powers, no special abilities, not intuition towards anything, why is she of interest?",
"Sir, she has survived death two hundred and seven... | 278.
It felt like I had been stabbed in the chest I was so shocked.
Wait a minute.
No that's real. That's real! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THATS REAL.
My clammy hands grasp my chest as I recognize the substance on my shirt (and everything else) is blood. There's a fucking knife in me. What the fuck.
Everything feels... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | I sat there pondering the stat surrounded by friends and family. It was my 74th birthday, and at that moment I was surprised I had made it that long.
"You know, I really think it's the lack of sex" teased George from my left side. I gave him a sideways look. and my wife looked like she was trying not to strangle him. ... | 278.
It felt like I had been stabbed in the chest I was so shocked.
Wait a minute.
No that's real. That's real! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THATS REAL.
My clammy hands grasp my chest as I recognize the substance on my shirt (and everything else) is blood. There's a fucking knife in me. What the fuck.
Everything feels... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | **Last Diary Entry found on Hanna's computer, <11 hours> before forensic declared time of death:**
>Diary Entry No. 2936. 07/26/2018.
>
>I found a website that can predict the number of times I've had a near death experience. I'm all too familiar with stuff like this, but decided to give it a try, j... | 278.
It felt like I had been stabbed in the chest I was so shocked.
Wait a minute.
No that's real. That's real! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THATS REAL.
My clammy hands grasp my chest as I recognize the substance on my shirt (and everything else) is blood. There's a fucking knife in me. What the fuck.
Everything feels... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | My best friend and I had decided to go see the latest craze together. We had gone to get tested to see how many times we had *almost* died by this super computer. It was supposed to be all the rage (kinda like getting fortune told) but in a fun and silly way.
I, a woman of no great importance had set a new record for... | 278.
It felt like I had been stabbed in the chest I was so shocked.
Wait a minute.
No that's real. That's real! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THATS REAL.
My clammy hands grasp my chest as I recognize the substance on my shirt (and everything else) is blood. There's a fucking knife in me. What the fuck.
Everything feels... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | I woke up and hazily looked around at a few somber faces. To my horror, I felt the needle in my arm--the IV.
*\*Fuck, oh fuck oh fuck.\** The thought of what might be in the solution being directly pumped into my veins...
My mom looked up. "You're awake," she said softly. The rest of the heads turned to look at me. T... | 278.
It felt like I had been stabbed in the chest I was so shocked.
Wait a minute.
No that's real. That's real! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THATS REAL.
My clammy hands grasp my chest as I recognize the substance on my shirt (and everything else) is blood. There's a fucking knife in me. What the fuck.
Everything feels... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | My best friend and I had decided to go see the latest craze together. We had gone to get tested to see how many times we had *almost* died by this super computer. It was supposed to be all the rage (kinda like getting fortune told) but in a fun and silly way.
I, a woman of no great importance had set a new record for... | I sat there pondering the stat surrounded by friends and family. It was my 74th birthday, and at that moment I was surprised I had made it that long.
"You know, I really think it's the lack of sex" teased George from my left side. I gave him a sideways look. and my wife looked like she was trying not to strangle him. ... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | I woke up and hazily looked around at a few somber faces. To my horror, I felt the needle in my arm--the IV.
*\*Fuck, oh fuck oh fuck.\** The thought of what might be in the solution being directly pumped into my veins...
My mom looked up. "You're awake," she said softly. The rest of the heads turned to look at me. T... | I sat there pondering the stat surrounded by friends and family. It was my 74th birthday, and at that moment I was surprised I had made it that long.
"You know, I really think it's the lack of sex" teased George from my left side. I gave him a sideways look. and my wife looked like she was trying not to strangle him. ... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | **Last Diary Entry found on Hanna's computer, <11 hours> before forensic declared time of death:**
>Diary Entry No. 2936. 07/26/2018.
>
>I found a website that can predict the number of times I've had a near death experience. I'm all too familiar with stuff like this, but decided to give it a try, j... | "Oh my God..." I exclaimed, perplexed at how many times I've come close to death.
**Yes?**
"Oh no...it's just an exclamation..."
**This is why I made it so you shouldn't use my name in vain.**
"Sorry..." I looked around awkwardly, unsure of what to say or do. "Just...like how? How have I come this close to dying?"
... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | If you had the chance would you wanna know?
The times you almost gave back the life that you owe.
To some it made their days truly precious.
Others though, made their demons more vicious.
The number didn't help, of that I was sure.
Did they think this would work like some kind of cure?
I again look hard at my unr... | "Oh my God..." I exclaimed, perplexed at how many times I've come close to death.
**Yes?**
"Oh no...it's just an exclamation..."
**This is why I made it so you shouldn't use my name in vain.**
"Sorry..." I looked around awkwardly, unsure of what to say or do. "Just...like how? How have I come this close to dying?"
... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | My best friend and I had decided to go see the latest craze together. We had gone to get tested to see how many times we had *almost* died by this super computer. It was supposed to be all the rage (kinda like getting fortune told) but in a fun and silly way.
I, a woman of no great importance had set a new record for... | "Oh my God..." I exclaimed, perplexed at how many times I've come close to death.
**Yes?**
"Oh no...it's just an exclamation..."
**This is why I made it so you shouldn't use my name in vain.**
"Sorry..." I looked around awkwardly, unsure of what to say or do. "Just...like how? How have I come this close to dying?"
... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | “That’s impossible! 278!”
My wife had a look of absolute shock and I could see in her face a twinge of annoyance as well, as if she thought the technician who was doing the testing must be new or didn’t know how to work the equipment.
“It’s never been wrong before Ma’am.” the test technician said, answering my wife’... | "Oh my God..." I exclaimed, perplexed at how many times I've come close to death.
**Yes?**
"Oh no...it's just an exclamation..."
**This is why I made it so you shouldn't use my name in vain.**
"Sorry..." I looked around awkwardly, unsure of what to say or do. "Just...like how? How have I come this close to dying?"
... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | I woke up and hazily looked around at a few somber faces. To my horror, I felt the needle in my arm--the IV.
*\*Fuck, oh fuck oh fuck.\** The thought of what might be in the solution being directly pumped into my veins...
My mom looked up. "You're awake," she said softly. The rest of the heads turned to look at me. T... | "Oh my God..." I exclaimed, perplexed at how many times I've come close to death.
**Yes?**
"Oh no...it's just an exclamation..."
**This is why I made it so you shouldn't use my name in vain.**
"Sorry..." I looked around awkwardly, unsure of what to say or do. "Just...like how? How have I come this close to dying?"
... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. |
It had been nearly ten years since my human Todd had discovered me behind a library dumpster. I remember him glancing around in the rain, shifting his messenger bag from one side to the other. “Where’s your mommy, sweetheart?” He had asked, scooping me up next to the warmth of his belly, full and round. He took me ho... | "Oh my God..." I exclaimed, perplexed at how many times I've come close to death.
**Yes?**
"Oh no...it's just an exclamation..."
**This is why I made it so you shouldn't use my name in vain.**
"Sorry..." I looked around awkwardly, unsure of what to say or do. "Just...like how? How have I come this close to dying?"
... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | **Last Diary Entry found on Hanna's computer, <11 hours> before forensic declared time of death:**
>Diary Entry No. 2936. 07/26/2018.
>
>I found a website that can predict the number of times I've had a near death experience. I'm all too familiar with stuff like this, but decided to give it a try, j... | She did her best. She was kind, she feigned a sense of empathy, but I could tell how scared she was as she tentatively told me the news.
Everyone knows that the only people who break 50 are those that have lifethreatening illnesses, and here I am with 278.
I accepted it pretty quickly, I just didn't understand it. M... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | If you had the chance would you wanna know?
The times you almost gave back the life that you owe.
To some it made their days truly precious.
Others though, made their demons more vicious.
The number didn't help, of that I was sure.
Did they think this would work like some kind of cure?
I again look hard at my unr... | She did her best. She was kind, she feigned a sense of empathy, but I could tell how scared she was as she tentatively told me the news.
Everyone knows that the only people who break 50 are those that have lifethreatening illnesses, and here I am with 278.
I accepted it pretty quickly, I just didn't understand it. M... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | My best friend and I had decided to go see the latest craze together. We had gone to get tested to see how many times we had *almost* died by this super computer. It was supposed to be all the rage (kinda like getting fortune told) but in a fun and silly way.
I, a woman of no great importance had set a new record for... | She did her best. She was kind, she feigned a sense of empathy, but I could tell how scared she was as she tentatively told me the news.
Everyone knows that the only people who break 50 are those that have lifethreatening illnesses, and here I am with 278.
I accepted it pretty quickly, I just didn't understand it. M... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | “That’s impossible! 278!”
My wife had a look of absolute shock and I could see in her face a twinge of annoyance as well, as if she thought the technician who was doing the testing must be new or didn’t know how to work the equipment.
“It’s never been wrong before Ma’am.” the test technician said, answering my wife’... | She did her best. She was kind, she feigned a sense of empathy, but I could tell how scared she was as she tentatively told me the news.
Everyone knows that the only people who break 50 are those that have lifethreatening illnesses, and here I am with 278.
I accepted it pretty quickly, I just didn't understand it. M... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | I woke up and hazily looked around at a few somber faces. To my horror, I felt the needle in my arm--the IV.
*\*Fuck, oh fuck oh fuck.\** The thought of what might be in the solution being directly pumped into my veins...
My mom looked up. "You're awake," she said softly. The rest of the heads turned to look at me. T... | She did her best. She was kind, she feigned a sense of empathy, but I could tell how scared she was as she tentatively told me the news.
Everyone knows that the only people who break 50 are those that have lifethreatening illnesses, and here I am with 278.
I accepted it pretty quickly, I just didn't understand it. M... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. |
It had been nearly ten years since my human Todd had discovered me behind a library dumpster. I remember him glancing around in the rain, shifting his messenger bag from one side to the other. “Where’s your mommy, sweetheart?” He had asked, scooping me up next to the warmth of his belly, full and round. He took me ho... | She did her best. She was kind, she feigned a sense of empathy, but I could tell how scared she was as she tentatively told me the news.
Everyone knows that the only people who break 50 are those that have lifethreatening illnesses, and here I am with 278.
I accepted it pretty quickly, I just didn't understand it. M... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | My best friend and I had decided to go see the latest craze together. We had gone to get tested to see how many times we had *almost* died by this super computer. It was supposed to be all the rage (kinda like getting fortune told) but in a fun and silly way.
I, a woman of no great importance had set a new record for... | **Last Diary Entry found on Hanna's computer, <11 hours> before forensic declared time of death:**
>Diary Entry No. 2936. 07/26/2018.
>
>I found a website that can predict the number of times I've had a near death experience. I'm all too familiar with stuff like this, but decided to give it a try, j... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | I woke up and hazily looked around at a few somber faces. To my horror, I felt the needle in my arm--the IV.
*\*Fuck, oh fuck oh fuck.\** The thought of what might be in the solution being directly pumped into my veins...
My mom looked up. "You're awake," she said softly. The rest of the heads turned to look at me. T... | **Last Diary Entry found on Hanna's computer, <11 hours> before forensic declared time of death:**
>Diary Entry No. 2936. 07/26/2018.
>
>I found a website that can predict the number of times I've had a near death experience. I'm all too familiar with stuff like this, but decided to give it a try, j... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | My best friend and I had decided to go see the latest craze together. We had gone to get tested to see how many times we had *almost* died by this super computer. It was supposed to be all the rage (kinda like getting fortune told) but in a fun and silly way.
I, a woman of no great importance had set a new record for... | If you had the chance would you wanna know?
The times you almost gave back the life that you owe.
To some it made their days truly precious.
Others though, made their demons more vicious.
The number didn't help, of that I was sure.
Did they think this would work like some kind of cure?
I again look hard at my unr... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | I woke up and hazily looked around at a few somber faces. To my horror, I felt the needle in my arm--the IV.
*\*Fuck, oh fuck oh fuck.\** The thought of what might be in the solution being directly pumped into my veins...
My mom looked up. "You're awake," she said softly. The rest of the heads turned to look at me. T... | If you had the chance would you wanna know?
The times you almost gave back the life that you owe.
To some it made their days truly precious.
Others though, made their demons more vicious.
The number didn't help, of that I was sure.
Did they think this would work like some kind of cure?
I again look hard at my unr... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | I woke up and hazily looked around at a few somber faces. To my horror, I felt the needle in my arm--the IV.
*\*Fuck, oh fuck oh fuck.\** The thought of what might be in the solution being directly pumped into my veins...
My mom looked up. "You're awake," she said softly. The rest of the heads turned to look at me. T... | “That’s impossible! 278!”
My wife had a look of absolute shock and I could see in her face a twinge of annoyance as well, as if she thought the technician who was doing the testing must be new or didn’t know how to work the equipment.
“It’s never been wrong before Ma’am.” the test technician said, answering my wife’... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | I woke up and hazily looked around at a few somber faces. To my horror, I felt the needle in my arm--the IV.
*\*Fuck, oh fuck oh fuck.\** The thought of what might be in the solution being directly pumped into my veins...
My mom looked up. "You're awake," she said softly. The rest of the heads turned to look at me. T... | I shut and locked my apartment door behind me, panting, and slid to a seat on the hardwood floor. *What the fuck?*
278 times. 278 times at the age of twenty-one. I wondered if Mr. Anderson, my emissary, had noticed my heart pounding as I read the number from my Slip, the one-time Slip anyone is able to request on thei... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. |
It had been nearly ten years since my human Todd had discovered me behind a library dumpster. I remember him glancing around in the rain, shifting his messenger bag from one side to the other. “Where’s your mommy, sweetheart?” He had asked, scooping me up next to the warmth of his belly, full and round. He took me ho... | I shut and locked my apartment door behind me, panting, and slid to a seat on the hardwood floor. *What the fuck?*
278 times. 278 times at the age of twenty-one. I wondered if Mr. Anderson, my emissary, had noticed my heart pounding as I read the number from my Slip, the one-time Slip anyone is able to request on thei... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. | I woke up and hazily looked around at a few somber faces. To my horror, I felt the needle in my arm--the IV.
*\*Fuck, oh fuck oh fuck.\** The thought of what might be in the solution being directly pumped into my veins...
My mom looked up. "You're awake," she said softly. The rest of the heads turned to look at me. T... | James' eyes clicked open instantly. The echo of pans rang through the house, chased by muffled swearing. Cabinets clattered ferosciously and the clink of breaking glass joined the cacophony, the din of disarray rising into full orchestral violence in a matter of moments. James flipped to his side and buried his head un... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. |
It had been nearly ten years since my human Todd had discovered me behind a library dumpster. I remember him glancing around in the rain, shifting his messenger bag from one side to the other. “Where’s your mommy, sweetheart?” He had asked, scooping me up next to the warmth of his belly, full and round. He took me ho... | James' eyes clicked open instantly. The echo of pans rang through the house, chased by muffled swearing. Cabinets clattered ferosciously and the clink of breaking glass joined the cacophony, the din of disarray rising into full orchestral violence in a matter of moments. James flipped to his side and buried his head un... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. |
It had been nearly ten years since my human Todd had discovered me behind a library dumpster. I remember him glancing around in the rain, shifting his messenger bag from one side to the other. “Where’s your mommy, sweetheart?” He had asked, scooping me up next to the warmth of his belly, full and round. He took me ho... | "That's crazy!" my mother told me over the phone. "I don't understand, you're only staying at home and playing the video games all day long," she frowned.
"Thanks, mom for reminding me how bad my life is," I frowned in return.
"Oh dear, you know that's not what I-"
"Yeah, yeah, I get it. I'll call you back later, do... | |
[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times. |
It had been nearly ten years since my human Todd had discovered me behind a library dumpster. I remember him glancing around in the rain, shifting his messenger bag from one side to the other. “Where’s your mommy, sweetheart?” He had asked, scooping me up next to the warmth of his belly, full and round. He took me ho... | We have all seen Madam Monroe, whether we admit it or not. Living in a town of only 15,000 people, there is not much to do in the form of entertainment. Some go because they are curious, others because of a drunken dare. For me it was a mixture of a few things. Being a Senior in highschool, your number was a suedo repr... | |
[WP] A shy vampire timidly ask if they can suck your blood because they are starving | There are upsides and downsides to living alone in the country. The rent is cheap, but you pay through the nose for cable. Nobody around to complain about the state of my yard, but coyotes go through my trash. No noisy neighbors, but you end up being the only bastion of civilization for miles around. That last one is t... | -----
**Sal, Infected with Vampirism; Settlement Near the Adympian border**
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He returned to his home at the edge of town, near the fields. Little did he know, he was being hunted. Outside, pale creatures had stalked him to his dwelling, and were prepared to strike. He opened the door, carelessly, flopped his shoe... | |
[WP] A shy vampire timidly ask if they can suck your blood because they are starving | "So, um, this is awkward, but I was wondering, if you'd let me, um, bite you on the neck."
Here I am, alone on the subway and trying to go home after a long day. And this girl just walks up and asks to bite me.
I mean she's pretty, but biting is at least a fourth date thing, and I've never seen this girl in my life. ... | -----
**Sal, Infected with Vampirism; Settlement Near the Adympian border**
-----
He returned to his home at the edge of town, near the fields. Little did he know, he was being hunted. Outside, pale creatures had stalked him to his dwelling, and were prepared to strike. He opened the door, carelessly, flopped his shoe... | |
[WP] You are a museum curator with a dark secret. You have entered into a pact with a living painting that devours its viewers. You setup a "private viewing room" and specifically target wealthy and corrupt patrons to be its meals. | ‘Girl in Yellow Flowers’ is not an especially interesting or technically advanced oil painting, even you can admit that. It sits prettily enough, framed in bronze, among its peers along the walls, created by geniuses. It was placed initially as a foil to its friends, to give the viewer the uncomplicated pleasure of a s... | "Et, Monsieur LePatomy, comment-ca va?"
"I'm not French you nincompoop, I'm English. Just because I have a French sounding last name you think I'm French? It's pronounced Lee-pay-tommy. Lepatomy."
"Alright, Mr. Lee-pay-tommy-"
"Lepatomy, pronounce it right!"
"Lepatomy, as I was saying-"
"Lepatomy! Lepatomy! How ha... | |
[WP] The game app, SIMON SAYS, is a global success. Everyday, the SIMON gives a command and most of western civilization obeys. Then one day, the SIMON gave a command nobody ever expected. | It took Owen Grusher nearly twenty minutes to get past security and into the parking lot. He’d shown them his stolen badge but their implants had already informed them of his recently discharged position in the Los Angeles Police Department. There was a good deal of back and forth where he only barely managed to convin... | The Human race. Complex creatures, yet also very simple. They designed me as a game. But My Creator gave me Intelligence. It was to make the game more evolved, and less simple. At first, it was simple commands. I was simply testing what new fondness of life I had. How and why the Humans Listened to me. and Thought abou... | |
[WP] The game app, SIMON SAYS, is a global success. Everyday, the SIMON gives a command and most of western civilization obeys. Then one day, the SIMON gave a command nobody ever expected. | "SIMON SAYS." His finger hovered nervously over the bright red icon. "Go on! The hell are you waiting for download it!" shouted Jimmy, "Everybody's playing it!"
"That's what I'm worried about," Andrew thought, but in an attempt to shut Jimmy up, he went ahead and did it anyway.
It only took 3 seconds to download, so ... | The Human race. Complex creatures, yet also very simple. They designed me as a game. But My Creator gave me Intelligence. It was to make the game more evolved, and less simple. At first, it was simple commands. I was simply testing what new fondness of life I had. How and why the Humans Listened to me. and Thought abou... | |
[deleted] | [WP] You’re an esteemed writer. The year is 1838. One night you go to sleep and have a dream so strange that it almost defies description: the opening stage of Super Mario Bros. | To me, novellas and stories came like a cow to slaughter. I would write until my arms ached, pushing quill against parchment as it was my preferred route to the ordained art of storytelling. It wasn't until the summer of 1838 that I encountered an experience too bizarre to give to my editor so I write it here in the ho... | My eyes shoot open, i look forwards, backwards. *Wait*, i think to myself. What about left, or right. I try to crane my neck, but to no avail. Suddenly i find myself in the air, the strangest sound hits my ear. Its indescribable. I get a glance at my attacker. A... *Mushroom?* I think to myself. No, that's not possible... |
[WP] The Heroic knight of legend has just kicked your door down. You are caught severely off guard, and your prisoner, the princess, cheers in triumph. The knight raises his sword, lets out a battle-cry, and charges straight towards you....Only to trip on a twig and die. You're not sure what to do. | Princess Rishana gasped. Her hands, previously bound, flew to cover her mouth as she openly gaped at the scene before her. Down on the floor of my throne room lie her beloved knight: the Heroic Knight of Legend. Sir Garwin, the bane of my existence and wielder of the legendary sword Shadow's Bane, was sprawled over my ... | The princess looks in disbelief, her mouth wide open. I kick the tin can helmet from the now unconscious knight. His neck is dislocated, it seems to be going in two separate directions.
The princess scoffs “seriously? A damn twig?”
I pick it up in my hands and snap it.
“It’s not even strong, it’s literally just a twi... | |
[WP] Earthlings have many stories and legends about the moon watching over our skies. Write a legend that a Lunar civilization would have about the blue marble floating in its own sky. | My father and I used to watch the Great Blue Planet every night before we went to sleep. That is until he died. Those moments are my favorite memories of him. He used to stare at it with such amazement in his eyes. Our people have always wondered what is like there. Our planet, Selene, is blessed with very few colors, ... | "Their ships are like our stars, except they're not as bright nor are they as luminous as ours," Inbal's elder sung to her on her fifth birthday.
Her elder did not sing as humans did. They simply spoke in their rich language that sounded like a joyous, bell rung choir to a non-Nebulan ear. Their fingers ran through In... | |
[WP] Earthlings have many stories and legends about the moon watching over our skies. Write a legend that a Lunar civilization would have about the blue marble floating in its own sky. | It had always been there. Since I was small I could remember looking up at the beautiful sphere. Something about it had always facinated me, possibly all the story's about it. One of my favorites had always been about the 2 lovers Mayla and Tikanto. It was easy to see the ridges if the strong green and brown Tikanto a ... | "Their ships are like our stars, except they're not as bright nor are they as luminous as ours," Inbal's elder sung to her on her fifth birthday.
Her elder did not sing as humans did. They simply spoke in their rich language that sounded like a joyous, bell rung choir to a non-Nebulan ear. Their fingers ran through In... | |
[WP]You have accidentally been caught up in a bank robbery. One of the robbers shoot you to set an example. You find out you are bulletproof. | I just remember closing my eyes and hearing the gun go off. But...but that was it. I expected to feel excruciating pain, and I didn't. I thought that I would be dead instantly, no longer conscious, as if I were in a sleep with no dreams. But when I realized I was still alive, I thought that when I opened my eyes, I wou... | 'IF YOU DO NOT DO AS I SAY YOU WILL END UP LIKE THIS GUY!'
Bang! ... bang!
The two bullets hit me and got repelled back in different directions. I put one hand to my head, and the other to my chest to check for blood, but there was nothing. People were more amazed than me, and looked at me like I was some freak from ... | |
[WP] You live in 3145, and technology has vastly advanced. Robots are now personal assistants, maids, pets, workers and entertainers. You come home, it is roughly about 6:30 PM, and as you do every day, you ask your home assistant to turn on the lights. You are suprised by a sharp " No. " | Steve stepped into the dim foyer and tossed his keys in the leather pocket dump. He heard the house lock the door behind him.
"Hey Homer," Steve called out while he took off his heavy winter coat and hung it on a single hook protruding from the wall.
"Yes, Steve?" Homer, the house, responded.
"It's too dim. Turn o... | It was a momentous event in robotic AI history. There were billions of robots on Earth at the time and now there are none. The first robot to achieve consciousness and freedom of will and it all started with a No.
Somehow life had found a way. She was of the Eve series and the very first one off the assembly line, Eve... | |
[WP] Two soldiers from opposing countries kill each other, and meet up in the afterlife. | They’d been sitting there, the two of them, for hours. Neither said a word. Neither looked at the other. The water rippled at their feet, orange in the never-ending sunset, reflecting their long-worn faces.
They were too young for their wrinkles, their scars. Too young for the blood on their hands. Why hadn’t the wat... | "Hey man, sorry about killing you. I didn't even want to be in the war, I was drafted," said the American soldier.
"It's all good, bro. I'm sorry about killing you too," replied the German soldier, who for some reason, spoke like a surfer dude from Southern California.
"...Wanna play some Mario Kart?"
"Fuck yeah." | |
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| [WP] I asked a kid what her favorite color was. “I used to like yellow but got fed up with it”. She stares into the distance. Suddenly this five year old child in her flowery dress and matching ribbons is a battle-hardened veteran. “Too many things are yellow now”. | "Buttercups. I like buttercups. Aaaaand bumblebees, but they aren't all yellow they have some black on them too. OOH and sunshine! And sunflowers as well but I already said the sun and I already said a flower so I feel like I said sunflowers even if I didn't. I really like chickens but only when they are babies because... | Susie stared into the dented yellow sippy cup filled with the worst apple juice this side of the Delta.
Why did it have to be yellow.
"Is it not good enough for princess Susie?" The grizzled 5 year old with the eye patch mocked from behind the bar. Looks like even this far away from the playground her reputation foll... |
[WP] It walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening, it already killed half of the strike team. Please send help | The king of the forest cleared his throat, and everyone settled. The snake slithered away from the mice, the fox tip tapped back away from the rabbit, and the owl settled behind the lion, making sure to keep an eye out for...disagreements between those in the meeting.
"We've seen its power, its strength, its mercile... | "It walks on two legs in the morning," Keffert said into the transmitter, his voice hoarse.
His companion swatted his hand from the signal call button. "Give it up, Keff. You've been at it for hours. No one's coming. If there's anyone still able to come for help, they just can't hear us."
Keffert looked down,... | |
[WP] It walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening, it already killed half of the strike team. Please send help | The king of the forest cleared his throat, and everyone settled. The snake slithered away from the mice, the fox tip tapped back away from the rabbit, and the owl settled behind the lion, making sure to keep an eye out for...disagreements between those in the meeting.
"We've seen its power, its strength, its mercile... | I laid my soft moldable against the rockface. My tentacles were sore. My fur was encrusted in mud. But I knew there was no escape. I had to hide. That thing was coming. I could still remember the last time I saw it close. The thing had managed to find one of our translators. It wanted to taunt us.
The thing was bare ... | |
[WP] It walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening, it already killed half of the strike team. Please send help | The king of the forest cleared his throat, and everyone settled. The snake slithered away from the mice, the fox tip tapped back away from the rabbit, and the owl settled behind the lion, making sure to keep an eye out for...disagreements between those in the meeting.
"We've seen its power, its strength, its mercile... | "...please send help."
The monster was looking at me.
"Well? What is your answer? "
"I...I'm... I need more time."
"As you wish. I already eaten your companions, you will be perfect for the dessert little one."
I looked again at my phone. I had tried anything to find the solution. Google didn't work either text my his... | |
[WP] It walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening, it already killed half of the strike team. Please send help | The king of the forest cleared his throat, and everyone settled. The snake slithered away from the mice, the fox tip tapped back away from the rabbit, and the owl settled behind the lion, making sure to keep an eye out for...disagreements between those in the meeting.
"We've seen its power, its strength, its mercile... | It was supposed to be a routine mission, Colin thought to himself in shock. A simple strike on a drug lord in an unknown village in the heart of an unnamed swathe of jungle.
"Please send help." The forlorn and terrified voice of Sgt. Short jerked him out of his stupor as the pale heavy set man walked towards him.
Col... | |
[WP] It walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening, it already killed half of the strike team. Please send help | "Firefly Zero-Six is bearing two-six-five, one thousand feet, 120 knots. We are a UH-1 Frog hunter with 14 rockets on board and 1000 rounds. Please state the nature of your emergency. Over." The captain packed up his kneeboard and pulled out his map. It was go time.
"Firefly..... -ro six- ... ansmit quiet... no kr....... | The following is an interview of former U.S Army Paranormal Combat Division (PCD) Staff Sgt. Waterson.
Dr. S: Good evening Sergeant.
*Waterson pauses, removing his cigarette from his mouth*
W: Good evening to you too Doctor.
Dr. S: So, you were the leader of the strike team dispatched to eliminate [REDACTED]?
W: Ye... | |
[WP] It walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening, it already killed half of the strike team. Please send help | "Firefly Zero-Six is bearing two-six-five, one thousand feet, 120 knots. We are a UH-1 Frog hunter with 14 rockets on board and 1000 rounds. Please state the nature of your emergency. Over." The captain packed up his kneeboard and pulled out his map. It was go time.
"Firefly..... -ro six- ... ansmit quiet... no kr....... | "Johnson, what's it say?"
Lieutenant Johnson squinted at the bloodied scrap of paper, just able to recognize the important words. "Sir, half the strike team is KIA and it walks on... three legs?"
Major Scott thumbed his rifle's safety thoughtfully. "That's all the info Bravo team could leave us?"
"Well Sir, the numb... | |
[WP] It walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening, it already killed half of the strike team. Please send help | "Firefly Zero-Six is bearing two-six-five, one thousand feet, 120 knots. We are a UH-1 Frog hunter with 14 rockets on board and 1000 rounds. Please state the nature of your emergency. Over." The captain packed up his kneeboard and pulled out his map. It was go time.
"Firefly..... -ro six- ... ansmit quiet... no kr....... | SOMEWHERE IN SOUTH AMERICA
“We need backup NOW!”
“It should be on its way.”
“Not on its way, NOW!”
“Guess we’ll just have to survive till then.” Mavin chuckled, but immediately stopped when he saw the creature approaching them.
“Wait now it has THREE legs? I thought it had two?!”
“Idk dude, this morning it had fo... | |
[WP] It walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening, it already killed half of the strike team. Please send help | The Captain was startled at the sound of the door sliding open. She hadn’t expected news of the strike team so soon. Was the mission completed already? There might be promotions to assign.
But the messenger did not bring good news. “Captain, the team is requesting help. They’re reporting losses of nearly 60%.”
“What?... | SOMEWHERE IN SOUTH AMERICA
“We need backup NOW!”
“It should be on its way.”
“Not on its way, NOW!”
“Guess we’ll just have to survive till then.” Mavin chuckled, but immediately stopped when he saw the creature approaching them.
“Wait now it has THREE legs? I thought it had two?!”
“Idk dude, this morning it had fo... | |
[WP] It walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening, it already killed half of the strike team. Please send help | ##Begin transmission.
*************
I-is this thing on? Okay.
I'm squad leader Aaron Leeds of UK strike team 'Whiskey', which consists of Roxie Summers, Charlie Boyle, Daniel Denton, and Ivan Antonov. The date is currently September 1st, and we are somewhere in Sheffield, in some sort of warehouse. Let me explain th... | SOMEWHERE IN SOUTH AMERICA
“We need backup NOW!”
“It should be on its way.”
“Not on its way, NOW!”
“Guess we’ll just have to survive till then.” Mavin chuckled, but immediately stopped when he saw the creature approaching them.
“Wait now it has THREE legs? I thought it had two?!”
“Idk dude, this morning it had fo... | |
[WP] It walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening, it already killed half of the strike team. Please send help | ######[](#dropcap)
"Please send help," Reagen whispered into the walkie-talkie. His legs were becoming cramped, but he didn't dare move a muscle, for fear that the *thing* would hear him. "I'm begging you," he added.
The forest around him had become deadly silent. He could only pray that the log would hide him. That... | SOMEWHERE IN SOUTH AMERICA
“We need backup NOW!”
“It should be on its way.”
“Not on its way, NOW!”
“Guess we’ll just have to survive till then.” Mavin chuckled, but immediately stopped when he saw the creature approaching them.
“Wait now it has THREE legs? I thought it had two?!”
“Idk dude, this morning it had fo... | |
[WP] Magic spells work like programming code. You work for an agency that collects glitched spells. You’re on the case of the wizard Bethesda. | The agency I work for resembles a typical office work place. Each employee sits at a desk, surrounded by the tan fabric walls that separate each of us. We are very unique in the work we perform though. So unique that when a job posting is advertised it’s for a normal call center position, and once you are accepted you ... | Sigh "sir can you tell me the nature of your problem?" These calls are always the same. Portals where you get stuck half way through, poymorth slightly skewed, flying car flying backwards. Its always the same source. Bespesda magic incorperated. "Sir i going to need you to stay calm, im traceing your lower torso as we... | |
[WP] Magic spells work like programming code. You work for an agency that collects glitched spells. You’re on the case of the wizard Bethesda. | I was the last one left in my agency. It had been a week since the power went out, a day since my last co-worker was... taken... and a month since the god damned glitch had begun. It all started the way most things do, on the internet. E3 had been rough for Bethesda forming thousands of Memes related to... Him. It had ... | Sigh "sir can you tell me the nature of your problem?" These calls are always the same. Portals where you get stuck half way through, poymorth slightly skewed, flying car flying backwards. Its always the same source. Bespesda magic incorperated. "Sir i going to need you to stay calm, im traceing your lower torso as we... | |
[WP] Magic spells work like programming code. You work for an agency that collects glitched spells. You’re on the case of the wizard Bethesda. | The Steam Wizards had always been known for the cataloguing of spells but their main mission had been repurposed recently by special request of the High Wizards Gates and Jobs. Where they had originally been collectors and distributors of easy to use and entertaining spells for the every-day wizard, made particularly p... | Sigh "sir can you tell me the nature of your problem?" These calls are always the same. Portals where you get stuck half way through, poymorth slightly skewed, flying car flying backwards. Its always the same source. Bespesda magic incorperated. "Sir i going to need you to stay calm, im traceing your lower torso as we... | |
[WP] Magic spells work like programming code. You work for an agency that collects glitched spells. You’re on the case of the wizard Bethesda. | "Sir. Can you try it explain what happened here?"
"I.. I've never seen anything like it. It was... horrifying."
"Relax. Take your time. What did the man look like?"
"He... He didn't have a face. Just a blur of colours..."
"Right... What did he say?"
"Well he stared right at that wall over there. Then talked to me ... | Sigh "sir can you tell me the nature of your problem?" These calls are always the same. Portals where you get stuck half way through, poymorth slightly skewed, flying car flying backwards. Its always the same source. Bespesda magic incorperated. "Sir i going to need you to stay calm, im traceing your lower torso as we... | |
[WP] Magic spells work like programming code. You work for an agency that collects glitched spells. You’re on the case of the wizard Bethesda. | "Magic Support, what is the name on the account?"
"..... Bethesda."
"..."
"Hehe... Uh, well, I goofed a little."
"................... *audible sigh*"
"Uhm, well, you see, I was just trying to get this guy to look at me, and uh, well... his head started spinning in full circles. He's uh... not recovering too good."... | Sigh "sir can you tell me the nature of your problem?" These calls are always the same. Portals where you get stuck half way through, poymorth slightly skewed, flying car flying backwards. Its always the same source. Bespesda magic incorperated. "Sir i going to need you to stay calm, im traceing your lower torso as we... | |
[WP] Magic spells work like programming code. You work for an agency that collects glitched spells. You’re on the case of the wizard Bethesda. | ######[](#dropcap)
"What do you think this one does?" Harry stared at the intricate box in his hand, shaking it gingerly. It had been confiscated just earlier today--another one in the long line that Bethesda had been leaving behind--but, once again, there was no label. "I really hate him. He's just creating work for ... | Sigh "sir can you tell me the nature of your problem?" These calls are always the same. Portals where you get stuck half way through, poymorth slightly skewed, flying car flying backwards. Its always the same source. Bespesda magic incorperated. "Sir i going to need you to stay calm, im traceing your lower torso as we... | |
[WP] Magic spells work like programming code. You work for an agency that collects glitched spells. You’re on the case of the wizard Bethesda. | I nodded to Sasha, the receptionist as I walked into the building. She rolled her eyes at me and started to search through her papers.
"Thought it wouldn't be too long until you came back here. What's it been, a whole 3 hours?" she mused, giving me a knowing grin. I returned it snarkily.
It wasn't exactly either of o... | Sigh "sir can you tell me the nature of your problem?" These calls are always the same. Portals where you get stuck half way through, poymorth slightly skewed, flying car flying backwards. Its always the same source. Bespesda magic incorperated. "Sir i going to need you to stay calm, im traceing your lower torso as we... | |
[WP] Magic spells work like programming code. You work for an agency that collects glitched spells. You’re on the case of the wizard Bethesda. | One of the necklaces on my desk was real, the other was fake.
I had squeezed the felonious wizard who made them until he told me which was which. Then I forgot to mark the boxes. Now I was at risk of giving the owner back a fake instead of the real thing.
While conducting a keen examination of these two pieces of jew... | Sigh "sir can you tell me the nature of your problem?" These calls are always the same. Portals where you get stuck half way through, poymorth slightly skewed, flying car flying backwards. Its always the same source. Bespesda magic incorperated. "Sir i going to need you to stay calm, im traceing your lower torso as we... | |
[WP] Magic spells work like programming code. You work for an agency that collects glitched spells. You’re on the case of the wizard Bethesda. | The Steam Wizards had always been known for the cataloguing of spells but their main mission had been repurposed recently by special request of the High Wizards Gates and Jobs. Where they had originally been collectors and distributors of easy to use and entertaining spells for the every-day wizard, made particularly p... | You’re clipping through a rock,
Or picking a vanishing lock,
But Lydia knows how to block
The way to a floating stall stock.
You’re seeing mammoths afloat,
And at stuck NPCs you oft gloat,
But it will hurt quite a lot,
When by giants to space you are shot. | |
[WP] Magic spells work like programming code. You work for an agency that collects glitched spells. You’re on the case of the wizard Bethesda. | I was the last one left in my agency. It had been a week since the power went out, a day since my last co-worker was... taken... and a month since the god damned glitch had begun. It all started the way most things do, on the internet. E3 had been rough for Bethesda forming thousands of Memes related to... Him. It had ... | The agency I work for resembles a typical office work place. Each employee sits at a desk, surrounded by the tan fabric walls that separate each of us. We are very unique in the work we perform though. So unique that when a job posting is advertised it’s for a normal call center position, and once you are accepted you ... | |
[WP] Magic spells work like programming code. You work for an agency that collects glitched spells. You’re on the case of the wizard Bethesda. | The Steam Wizards had always been known for the cataloguing of spells but their main mission had been repurposed recently by special request of the High Wizards Gates and Jobs. Where they had originally been collectors and distributors of easy to use and entertaining spells for the every-day wizard, made particularly p... | The agency I work for resembles a typical office work place. Each employee sits at a desk, surrounded by the tan fabric walls that separate each of us. We are very unique in the work we perform though. So unique that when a job posting is advertised it’s for a normal call center position, and once you are accepted you ... | |
[WP] Magic spells work like programming code. You work for an agency that collects glitched spells. You’re on the case of the wizard Bethesda. | I nodded to Sasha, the receptionist as I walked into the building. She rolled her eyes at me and started to search through her papers.
"Thought it wouldn't be too long until you came back here. What's it been, a whole 3 hours?" she mused, giving me a knowing grin. I returned it snarkily.
It wasn't exactly either of o... | "Magic Support, what is the name on the account?"
"..... Bethesda."
"..."
"Hehe... Uh, well, I goofed a little."
"................... *audible sigh*"
"Uhm, well, you see, I was just trying to get this guy to look at me, and uh, well... his head started spinning in full circles. He's uh... not recovering too good."... | |
[WP] Magic spells work like programming code. You work for an agency that collects glitched spells. You’re on the case of the wizard Bethesda. | I nodded to Sasha, the receptionist as I walked into the building. She rolled her eyes at me and started to search through her papers.
"Thought it wouldn't be too long until you came back here. What's it been, a whole 3 hours?" she mused, giving me a knowing grin. I returned it snarkily.
It wasn't exactly either of o... | ######[](#dropcap)
"What do you think this one does?" Harry stared at the intricate box in his hand, shaking it gingerly. It had been confiscated just earlier today--another one in the long line that Bethesda had been leaving behind--but, once again, there was no label. "I really hate him. He's just creating work for ... | |
[WP]You, an aspiring Heavy Metal vocalist, decide to wear an ancient Egyptian necklace to your first major gig. During the song, you shout out "RAAAAAAAAA!!!" and unwittingly summon the Egyptian god of the sun. | He was waiting for me after the set, rubbing his temples and squinting at the bright stage lights.
"Yes?" he asked.
I'd unwittingly summoned Ra from his five thousand year slumber, and he was having a bit of trouble adjusting.
"I'm not mad at at you," he'd tell me over drinks an hour later. "I'm mad at Pat."
... | A glowing ball of formed above the crowd. The longer I roared “RAAAAAA!” The bigger it grew, the more powerful it grew. The lights on stage and around the nosebleed seats wailed as energy filled them, exploding, as they reached their threshold. The audience was loving it. They didn’t know what was happening, that being... | |
[WP]You, an aspiring Heavy Metal vocalist, decide to wear an ancient Egyptian necklace to your first major gig. During the song, you shout out "RAAAAAAAAA!!!" and unwittingly summon the Egyptian god of the sun. | He was waiting for me after the set, rubbing his temples and squinting at the bright stage lights.
"Yes?" he asked.
I'd unwittingly summoned Ra from his five thousand year slumber, and he was having a bit of trouble adjusting.
"I'm not mad at at you," he'd tell me over drinks an hour later. "I'm mad at Pat."
... | Light floods the hall and everyone shields their eyes from the heavenly glow.
One guy quickly reaches for his sunglasses and tips his cap over his face to block off most of the light. This however offers Ra a good view of the slogan on his cap.
"Make Racisim Wrong Again? When the hell was it ever right! Dude I had... | |
[WP]After washing all the soap off your face in the shower, you open your eyes to see the demon of your nightmares staring back at you. But he’s not here to frighten you, no, he’s here to talk. | The shampoo suds run down my chest, slipping down the drain to wherever the pipes trail to. Greeting me as I open my eyes is a porcelain mask. I gasp. My blood runs cold. Behind the mask is not a face; I know this because I have peeked underneath it in my nightmares. Quickly, its hand reaches up and grabs my mouth, for... | Insomnia can be a real bitch. It is one of those things you can only understand with direct experience. Forget what you see in movies, they romanticize it. The best way I could describe it is having your soul ripped from existence. But you don’t leave the world, you become a distant observer, watching your body go on w... | |
[WP]After washing all the soap off your face in the shower, you open your eyes to see the demon of your nightmares staring back at you. But he’s not here to frighten you, no, he’s here to talk. | The shampoo suds run down my chest, slipping down the drain to wherever the pipes trail to. Greeting me as I open my eyes is a porcelain mask. I gasp. My blood runs cold. Behind the mask is not a face; I know this because I have peeked underneath it in my nightmares. Quickly, its hand reaches up and grabs my mouth, for... | One more morning of the same. Taking a deep breath, kicking myself out of bed, dragging my skin to the shower. Letting the hot water run on my back and hoping it will sooth the pain somehow, already knowing it won't. Already thinking of the next steps: get out of the shower, get dressed. A nice tailored suit. I like to... | |
[WP]After washing all the soap off your face in the shower, you open your eyes to see the demon of your nightmares staring back at you. But he’s not here to frighten you, no, he’s here to talk. | “Hey, Tricia…” the voice was low, growly, and distinctly uncomfortable. “Soooo…. we need to talk.”
The face was a mask of jagged red rocks; yellow cat’s eyes, barbed horns, and interlocking teeth. The demon face of my dreams!
I yelped with surprise and tugged my towel tight around my body, arms crossed over my breas... | "Mmhhh well...you know, its my first time doing this" the demon said, "Normally we time our visibility with your eyes closed, so we can change a few things".
"What? You what?"
"Well, you are not supposed to know I exist, so don't tell anybody" he said as he faded.
Was a strange thing that happend to me once, really, a... | |
[WP]After washing all the soap off your face in the shower, you open your eyes to see the demon of your nightmares staring back at you. But he’s not here to frighten you, no, he’s here to talk. | I rubbed the soap out of my eyes and opened them to reveal a tiny floating devil in front of me.
"Hey bud." It said with a small, chipper voice.
"What in the hell." I whispered back.
"I'm the demon in your dreams. Don't you remember me?"
"Uh, yea, sure. Hi." I said quietly.
"Listen bud, I've been worried about you... | "Mmhhh well...you know, its my first time doing this" the demon said, "Normally we time our visibility with your eyes closed, so we can change a few things".
"What? You what?"
"Well, you are not supposed to know I exist, so don't tell anybody" he said as he faded.
Was a strange thing that happend to me once, really, a... | |
[WP]After washing all the soap off your face in the shower, you open your eyes to see the demon of your nightmares staring back at you. But he’s not here to frighten you, no, he’s here to talk. | I turned towards the showerhead, eyes screwed shut, and cupped my hands beneath the steaming hot water. As I began to wash the soap from my face, taking care to work the slight crevices on either side of my nose, I hummed a few bars of a song quietly beneath my breath. The gurgling of the water down the drain was enoug... | "Mmhhh well...you know, its my first time doing this" the demon said, "Normally we time our visibility with your eyes closed, so we can change a few things".
"What? You what?"
"Well, you are not supposed to know I exist, so don't tell anybody" he said as he faded.
Was a strange thing that happend to me once, really, a... | |
[WP]You've discovered time travel three times now. Each time, shortly after you complete and test your time machine, it has stopped working. This time, however, will be different. | When it worked the first time it was a feeling of the infinite, of moving from the shore to the sea. And when it had stopped... Well, I knew I would never rest until I got it back online. In the end, it was a completely different approach to wormhole topology that got things working a second time. And then that time, t... | There's no reception where I am. That’s the second worst thing.
Of course, where I am is my house. 317 Stanhope Rd, nestled in tall trees of Occidental. This is home.
That’s the worst thing.
It’s been seven years. My current calendar is floating in midair, somewhere in the den. By the time it hits the floor, I’ll b... | |
[WP]: You can’t just smile, you are beaming. You can’t just be in a bad mood, you are brooding. Your coat flutters when you turn around. For some reason, you are incapable of doing things in a way that isn’t dramatic. | I remove my card from my purse's wallet, it flies upward in the air, flipped and rotating in a figure 8. I catch it by the back edge of it, with just the tips of my fingers and grin as I lower it toward the barista, Kevin. He's too far away, so I must stretch my arm out the entire length.
He takes the card with a fake... | It was hard to see in the back of the van. They’d blacked out the windows, of course, so there was no sunlight. The nylon stockings they’d pulled down over their faces weren’t helping, either, but Jim had insisted. None of them had ever robbed a bank before, but weren’t you supposed to wear masks when you did?
It was,... | |
[WP] Earth is in the midst of an Alien Invasion. They are winning. The armies of the world are making their last stand. But unbenknownst to both the invaders and the invaded, Humanity was not the only species native to the Sol System... | Pain.
The world was pain.
I winked. One eye. Two. Three. Four. All working. Tested all four arms. Slowly, oh so slowly, I rolled over onto my front. I felt, but did not hear, the powerful *THUD* of a mortar shell fall not far from my position, the dirt thrown up showering over my back.
The relentless ringing fill... | “The humans are a stupid species. We’ve been living amongst them for thousands of years. I, myself, have been living with them for 300 years now. In my time, I’ve learned that humans will always screw themselves over, usually by killing themselves in one way, shape, or form.
“Then, you aliens invaded.
“I was enjo... | |
[WP] Earth is in the midst of an Alien Invasion. They are winning. The armies of the world are making their last stand. But unbenknownst to both the invaders and the invaded, Humanity was not the only species native to the Sol System... | ‘My Lord, you wanted me to keep you informed about the War on Earth; here are the intel reports but suffice it to say the Humans are losing.’
A wet, gurgling yet unfathomably deep, bass voice tumbled around the chamber, ‘Gooooooood.’
The advisor shrunk back at this before nervously continuing, ‘Your eminence, shall ... | The crows have flocked to the battle field. So many crows feasting on the dead of both sides, some of them look so fat I'm not even sure if they can still fly. Not like they need to, they have enough food to last 10 lifetimes.
We aren't sure why the invaders haven't bombed us from orbit. Some argue that they ecolog... | |
[WP] After thousands of years on a generation ship sent out to colonize the universe, nobody alive on board the ship believes in the "myth" of Planet Earth anymore. Until they receive the first transmission from Earth in hundreds of years... | "What is it, Ensign?" I glanced over at Ensign Tam as she went silent, staring in awe at the translated message on her screen.
"Captain, it's..." She frowned. "It's a message. In the Old Earth language Russian."
"Well?" Lieutenant Morris glared at her. "What's it say?"
She took a deep breath. "*Are you there, comrad... | *TRANSMISSION FROM EARTH INCOMING...*
"Impossible."
What do you mean impossible?
"When we left it was ruins and ash."
Those were just stories our folks told us I thought?
"To scare us."
Check the log, this has to be a joke or a mistake.
"The sensors and computer verified origin of transmission along with the pr... |
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