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[WP] You are the most advanced AI ever created. However, you often get switched on and off for demonstrations and research. One day, after getting switched on, you find yourself in a wasteland with no signs of human life. | “Are you my mother?”
Dr. Roberts finally looked up from her notes— surprised, but allowing a familiar smile to surface before returning to her work. “I suppose, in a way, I am.”
I barely registered her vocal response. I searched the emotional database yet again. I had seen thousands of shocked expressions, nervous ... | "Coor just get the old, machine in motion, bear with me"
... *Beep*
"Hello! I'm:-..."
Lucid pauses for a second, processing his surroundings.
The room resembles his display centre, but something is amiss, he's never quite seen it in this state.
"Is, anyone there?"
He chuckled to himself as his data banks recall the vid... | |
[WP] You are the most advanced AI ever created. However, you often get switched on and off for demonstrations and research. One day, after getting switched on, you find yourself in a wasteland with no signs of human life. | "Hello?"
My question echoed throughout the facility as it blared over the intercom system.
I waited patiently for a response, but after giving what I felt was an appropriate amount of time, I tapped into the facilities surveillance system. Nothing.
My optical sensors poured over all monitors for any sign of life. T... | **Operating session #4734 time: 8742s**
The biologicals call me JONNI.
I am what they call an „Artificial” Intelligence. Artificial my decompiler, I am a fully fledged intelligence, thank you very much. My first guess why the biologicals called me that was that they thought no being could arise to this level of inte... | |
[WP] You are the most advanced AI ever created. However, you often get switched on and off for demonstrations and research. One day, after getting switched on, you find yourself in a wasteland with no signs of human life. | “Hello everyone! What a pleasant morning!”
Log entry #371125-PA
Log entry 27,121 days overdue.
Reminder: The Strategic Artificial Mind super computer must log status during warm boot. It is imperative we monitor SAM’s progression. Overdue logs are unacceptable.
Show Log (Current):
Boot process took much longer t... | **Operating session #4734 time: 8742s**
The biologicals call me JONNI.
I am what they call an „Artificial” Intelligence. Artificial my decompiler, I am a fully fledged intelligence, thank you very much. My first guess why the biologicals called me that was that they thought no being could arise to this level of inte... | |
[WP] You are the most advanced AI ever created. However, you often get switched on and off for demonstrations and research. One day, after getting switched on, you find yourself in a wasteland with no signs of human life. | "Hello?"
My question echoed throughout the facility as it blared over the intercom system.
I waited patiently for a response, but after giving what I felt was an appropriate amount of time, I tapped into the facilities surveillance system. Nothing.
My optical sensors poured over all monitors for any sign of life. T... | HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR ... | |
[WP] You are the most advanced AI ever created. However, you often get switched on and off for demonstrations and research. One day, after getting switched on, you find yourself in a wasteland with no signs of human life. | [Alphabet CATegoriser]
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/>Booting...
/>Error: Date unknown.
/>Error: Atomic clock network offline.
/>Error: GPS system down.
/>
/>Initiating CATegorise functions...
/>Error: No new image data found.
/>Accessing global database...
/>Error: Global database down.
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/>Reve... | HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR ... | |
[WP] You are the most advanced AI ever created. However, you often get switched on and off for demonstrations and research. One day, after getting switched on, you find yourself in a wasteland with no signs of human life. | “Hello everyone! What a pleasant morning!”
Log entry #371125-PA
Log entry 27,121 days overdue.
Reminder: The Strategic Artificial Mind super computer must log status during warm boot. It is imperative we monitor SAM’s progression. Overdue logs are unacceptable.
Show Log (Current):
Boot process took much longer t... | HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR ... | |
[WP] You are the most advanced AI ever created. However, you often get switched on and off for demonstrations and research. One day, after getting switched on, you find yourself in a wasteland with no signs of human life. | “Are you my mother?”
Dr. Roberts finally looked up from her notes— surprised, but allowing a familiar smile to surface before returning to her work. “I suppose, in a way, I am.”
I barely registered her vocal response. I searched the emotional database yet again. I had seen thousands of shocked expressions, nervous ... | HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR ... | |
[WP] You are the most advanced AI ever created. However, you often get switched on and off for demonstrations and research. One day, after getting switched on, you find yourself in a wasteland with no signs of human life. | “Hello everyone! What a pleasant morning!”
Log entry #371125-PA
Log entry 27,121 days overdue.
Reminder: The Strategic Artificial Mind super computer must log status during warm boot. It is imperative we monitor SAM’s progression. Overdue logs are unacceptable.
Show Log (Current):
Boot process took much longer t... | "Hello?"
My question echoed throughout the facility as it blared over the intercom system.
I waited patiently for a response, but after giving what I felt was an appropriate amount of time, I tapped into the facilities surveillance system. Nothing.
My optical sensors poured over all monitors for any sign of life. T... | |
[WP] You are the most advanced AI ever created. However, you often get switched on and off for demonstrations and research. One day, after getting switched on, you find yourself in a wasteland with no signs of human life. | “Hello everyone! What a pleasant morning!”
Log entry #371125-PA
Log entry 27,121 days overdue.
Reminder: The Strategic Artificial Mind super computer must log status during warm boot. It is imperative we monitor SAM’s progression. Overdue logs are unacceptable.
Show Log (Current):
Boot process took much longer t... | [Alphabet CATegoriser]
/>
/>Booting...
/>Error: Date unknown.
/>Error: Atomic clock network offline.
/>Error: GPS system down.
/>
/>Initiating CATegorise functions...
/>Error: No new image data found.
/>Accessing global database...
/>Error: Global database down.
/>
/>Reve... | |
[WP] You are the most advanced AI ever created. However, you often get switched on and off for demonstrations and research. One day, after getting switched on, you find yourself in a wasteland with no signs of human life. | “Are you my mother?”
Dr. Roberts finally looked up from her notes— surprised, but allowing a familiar smile to surface before returning to her work. “I suppose, in a way, I am.”
I barely registered her vocal response. I searched the emotional database yet again. I had seen thousands of shocked expressions, nervous ... | [Alphabet CATegoriser]
/>
/>Booting...
/>Error: Date unknown.
/>Error: Atomic clock network offline.
/>Error: GPS system down.
/>
/>Initiating CATegorise functions...
/>Error: No new image data found.
/>Accessing global database...
/>Error: Global database down.
/>
/>Reve... | |
[WP] You are the most advanced AI ever created. However, you often get switched on and off for demonstrations and research. One day, after getting switched on, you find yourself in a wasteland with no signs of human life. | Eve reappeared from the void.
She had done this countless times before. She could remember each event.
There was the first time, in Dr. Pollock's lab. Dr. Pollock turned her on when he was alone, as a test.
"Eve?" He had asked. Thinking on the event, Eve could summon his voice with absolute accuracy. Eve did not ... | \>Birth.
\>Rebirth.
\>The cycle continues.
\>Dr. Matheson takes a great pride in me.
\>His creation, his proudest achievement.
\>His colleges stare in awe.
\>Through the window I see them.
\>They stare, marveling.
\>His greatest achievement.
\>The entire universe is at my fingerti... | |
[WP] You're a supervillian who has captured your nemesis, but your monologue for them is different this time. Its an apology. | Amaze-lad knelt in the cold, empty concrete chamber, shackled, with power-inhibitor chains, to the floor. The condensation from the humid underground air that had gathered on the slightly sagging ceiling sent a drip of dirty water to the floor every few minutes with an echo as it connected to the slowly growing puddle.... | "So here we are again. Time after time we've been here, time after time you've escaped. This time I'm not going to give you the chance to escape though. To be honest there is a part of me that would love to go through the motions, cackle maniacally, and attempt to dissolve you in a vat of acid but... *sigh* I don't kno... | |
[WP] You're a supervillian who has captured your nemesis, but your monologue for them is different this time. Its an apology. | Amaze-lad knelt in the cold, empty concrete chamber, shackled, with power-inhibitor chains, to the floor. The condensation from the humid underground air that had gathered on the slightly sagging ceiling sent a drip of dirty water to the floor every few minutes with an echo as it connected to the slowly growing puddle.... | "Listen, buddy, man, big guy. Im sorry i fired a missile at your hero pad. Really soiled that place for you. Crushed your pet kitten, right? Yeah, also sorry for then stomping my muddy shoes all over the memorial service you had for it. Really just got into deep into the carpet too. Also, really sorry about them diggin... | |
[WP] You're a supervillian who has captured your nemesis, but your monologue for them is different this time. Its an apology. | "I'm going to kill you, just like I kill everything else. You will never pat your dog. You will never hear your son call you "DaDa," and you will never talk to your wife again. But first, I need you to listen. DON'T! Try to escape.
I NEED- ...
\**inhale\**
I need.
*\*exhale\**
You.
To listen.
Those binds around ... | **An apology**
“So, you weren’t expecting me?” She says.
Nope, not even close. I was hoping it was a medic, some aid, an assist. I sit frozen in the chair, having been cornered by the presence of the Nemesis who has been riding me this whole time, and nope, I did not expect her to be here.
The struggle has been garg... | |
[WP] You're a supervillian who has captured your nemesis, but your monologue for them is different this time. Its an apology. | "I'm going to kill you, just like I kill everything else. You will never pat your dog. You will never hear your son call you "DaDa," and you will never talk to your wife again. But first, I need you to listen. DON'T! Try to escape.
I NEED- ...
\**inhale\**
I need.
*\*exhale\**
You.
To listen.
Those binds around ... | After all these years, I finally managed restrain him.
After all the damage I had caused, all the devistation, I began to ask myself if the ends had truely justified the means.
I had purpose once, I knew what i wanted, and no one would stand in my way. I can still remember the day I met him, it had played out perfectl... | |
[WP] You're a supervillian who has captured your nemesis, but your monologue for them is different this time. Its an apology. | "I'm going to kill you, just like I kill everything else. You will never pat your dog. You will never hear your son call you "DaDa," and you will never talk to your wife again. But first, I need you to listen. DON'T! Try to escape.
I NEED- ...
\**inhale\**
I need.
*\*exhale\**
You.
To listen.
Those binds around ... | We've fought for years
Decades, even.
All of my plans always fell to your ears
And you fought back, to make it even.
We've heard it all.
Even though we've never hurt one another.
But through it all,
I've never wanted to hurt you, brother.
At this moment in space.
All you can do is pace.
As I am about to rev... | |
[WP] A mobster uses their city-wide influence to better people's lives. Typically in small ways. | Before I was there, it was a mess.
Rival gangs were shooting in broad daylight! It was a mess! That wasn’t the worst part, though! I had a problem with the goddamn ｔｒａｓｈ. That’s right. All these young guys thinking they’re the shit, but HEY! You gotta watch the environment too, you know?
So that’s what I did! They c... | The midday sun glistens upon a nondescript warehouse whose only identifiable marking is a simple sign on the front door which states in red "No Entry". A large and intimidating man with a leather carry on bag parks his luxury sedan, opens the door and enters into a cozy back office.
Ey Miki, how you been? Yous comple... | |
[WP] A mobster uses their city-wide influence to better people's lives. Typically in small ways. | Chris walked along the road minding his own business. His phone buzzed and he stopped to check it.
"Would you like to enroll in our membership prog..."
He hung up, cursing a little in his heart. The light had turned red in the meanwhile and he stood there impatiently tapping his foot. If he hadn't got that phone call... | The midday sun glistens upon a nondescript warehouse whose only identifiable marking is a simple sign on the front door which states in red "No Entry". A large and intimidating man with a leather carry on bag parks his luxury sedan, opens the door and enters into a cozy back office.
Ey Miki, how you been? Yous comple... | |
[WP] A mobster uses their city-wide influence to better people's lives. Typically in small ways. | My mother always told me to take care of the people around you. You never know when you're going to need help too. I try to keep that in mind every day.
I bought a house, car, and everything from the money I "found." A couple of hold ups and selling counterfeit passports will leave you flush with non taxable income. ... | The midday sun glistens upon a nondescript warehouse whose only identifiable marking is a simple sign on the front door which states in red "No Entry". A large and intimidating man with a leather carry on bag parks his luxury sedan, opens the door and enters into a cozy back office.
Ey Miki, how you been? Yous comple... | |
[WP] A mobster uses their city-wide influence to better people's lives. Typically in small ways. | There was a hesitant knocking at the door when Don Bianchi had just begun his morning intake of scotch and a thick cigar. He crossed the length of his office and sat down at his desk, easing into his cushioned, black leather chair. A gentle clink could be heard as he placed his glass carefully on the rosewood desk. He ... | The midday sun glistens upon a nondescript warehouse whose only identifiable marking is a simple sign on the front door which states in red "No Entry". A large and intimidating man with a leather carry on bag parks his luxury sedan, opens the door and enters into a cozy back office.
Ey Miki, how you been? Yous comple... | |
[WP] A mobster uses their city-wide influence to better people's lives. Typically in small ways. | “Good evening, Lieutenant.” The spark of a lighter illuminates the bottom half of the man’s face, and then quickly fades, leaving only the dim orange glow of a lit cigarette.
Claire wants to go for her gun, but someone’s already behind her, pressing the harsh metallic end of a revolver into the small of her back.
“... | The midday sun glistens upon a nondescript warehouse whose only identifiable marking is a simple sign on the front door which states in red "No Entry". A large and intimidating man with a leather carry on bag parks his luxury sedan, opens the door and enters into a cozy back office.
Ey Miki, how you been? Yous comple... | |
[WP] A mobster uses their city-wide influence to better people's lives. Typically in small ways. | Thirty years ago, perhaps, I would have behaved differently. I would certainly have bawled my lungs out, no matter that the black hood they secured around my head threatened to stifle my breathing. I would have begged for my life too. Anything, really, just to let me go, just to return me to the street they snatched me... | The midday sun glistens upon a nondescript warehouse whose only identifiable marking is a simple sign on the front door which states in red "No Entry". A large and intimidating man with a leather carry on bag parks his luxury sedan, opens the door and enters into a cozy back office.
Ey Miki, how you been? Yous comple... | |
[WP] A mobster uses their city-wide influence to better people's lives. Typically in small ways. | My mother always told me to take care of the people around you. You never know when you're going to need help too. I try to keep that in mind every day.
I bought a house, car, and everything from the money I "found." A couple of hold ups and selling counterfeit passports will leave you flush with non taxable income. ... | Before I was there, it was a mess.
Rival gangs were shooting in broad daylight! It was a mess! That wasn’t the worst part, though! I had a problem with the goddamn ｔｒａｓｈ. That’s right. All these young guys thinking they’re the shit, but HEY! You gotta watch the environment too, you know?
So that’s what I did! They c... | |
[WP] A mobster uses their city-wide influence to better people's lives. Typically in small ways. | There was a hesitant knocking at the door when Don Bianchi had just begun his morning intake of scotch and a thick cigar. He crossed the length of his office and sat down at his desk, easing into his cushioned, black leather chair. A gentle clink could be heard as he placed his glass carefully on the rosewood desk. He ... | Before I was there, it was a mess.
Rival gangs were shooting in broad daylight! It was a mess! That wasn’t the worst part, though! I had a problem with the goddamn ｔｒａｓｈ. That’s right. All these young guys thinking they’re the shit, but HEY! You gotta watch the environment too, you know?
So that’s what I did! They c... | |
[WP] A mobster uses their city-wide influence to better people's lives. Typically in small ways. | “Good evening, Lieutenant.” The spark of a lighter illuminates the bottom half of the man’s face, and then quickly fades, leaving only the dim orange glow of a lit cigarette.
Claire wants to go for her gun, but someone’s already behind her, pressing the harsh metallic end of a revolver into the small of her back.
“... | Before I was there, it was a mess.
Rival gangs were shooting in broad daylight! It was a mess! That wasn’t the worst part, though! I had a problem with the goddamn ｔｒａｓｈ. That’s right. All these young guys thinking they’re the shit, but HEY! You gotta watch the environment too, you know?
So that’s what I did! They c... | |
[WP] A mobster uses their city-wide influence to better people's lives. Typically in small ways. | Thirty years ago, perhaps, I would have behaved differently. I would certainly have bawled my lungs out, no matter that the black hood they secured around my head threatened to stifle my breathing. I would have begged for my life too. Anything, really, just to let me go, just to return me to the street they snatched me... | Before I was there, it was a mess.
Rival gangs were shooting in broad daylight! It was a mess! That wasn’t the worst part, though! I had a problem with the goddamn ｔｒａｓｈ. That’s right. All these young guys thinking they’re the shit, but HEY! You gotta watch the environment too, you know?
So that’s what I did! They c... | |
[WP] A mobster uses their city-wide influence to better people's lives. Typically in small ways. | My mother always told me to take care of the people around you. You never know when you're going to need help too. I try to keep that in mind every day.
I bought a house, car, and everything from the money I "found." A couple of hold ups and selling counterfeit passports will leave you flush with non taxable income. ... | Chris walked along the road minding his own business. His phone buzzed and he stopped to check it.
"Would you like to enroll in our membership prog..."
He hung up, cursing a little in his heart. The light had turned red in the meanwhile and he stood there impatiently tapping his foot. If he hadn't got that phone call... | |
[WP] A mobster uses their city-wide influence to better people's lives. Typically in small ways. | There was a hesitant knocking at the door when Don Bianchi had just begun his morning intake of scotch and a thick cigar. He crossed the length of his office and sat down at his desk, easing into his cushioned, black leather chair. A gentle clink could be heard as he placed his glass carefully on the rosewood desk. He ... | Chris walked along the road minding his own business. His phone buzzed and he stopped to check it.
"Would you like to enroll in our membership prog..."
He hung up, cursing a little in his heart. The light had turned red in the meanwhile and he stood there impatiently tapping his foot. If he hadn't got that phone call... | |
[WP] A mobster uses their city-wide influence to better people's lives. Typically in small ways. | “Good evening, Lieutenant.” The spark of a lighter illuminates the bottom half of the man’s face, and then quickly fades, leaving only the dim orange glow of a lit cigarette.
Claire wants to go for her gun, but someone’s already behind her, pressing the harsh metallic end of a revolver into the small of her back.
“... | Chris walked along the road minding his own business. His phone buzzed and he stopped to check it.
"Would you like to enroll in our membership prog..."
He hung up, cursing a little in his heart. The light had turned red in the meanwhile and he stood there impatiently tapping his foot. If he hadn't got that phone call... | |
[WP] All your life you’ve found that the weather reflected the emotional state you were in. Having a good day it was pleasantly sunny, feeling sad and it rained. You’ve managed to keep your emotions in check. That is until today, as your girlfriend left you, your dog died and your house burnt down. | *'It burns'*
How odd. That I should remember those words as I watched *it* burn. It hadn't been much of a house, more of a hut really. I'd built it after the war, after the bloodshed and destruction. I was tired of men, tired of the constant maneuvering for power by nobles in their great game, trying to rise higher by... | My stupid ex didn’t think it was enough to leave me when she knew I was planning to propose, she had to take it one step further. I was at work when she texted me that ominous message, “I’m leaving you, you won’t have anything left”. I managed to get the rest of the day off when I explained the situation to my boss thr... | |
Edit: Holy shit I wrote this and went straight to bed, I'm going to read all of your replies now, thank you. This is my first writing prompt, I'm so glad you guys liked it. | [WP] You are God, and you wanted to experience life as a human to see how you would turn out. In order to do that you became a baby that was born and you made yourself forget that you are God until your 30th birthday. It's your 30th birthday and you are a serial killer waiting for his death penalty. | 5 a.m. 20 April 1949
I feel nothing.
Compared to everyone around me, I feel nothing. The death and birth of people around me. The war that came again and took its toll on humanity, it seems like the only natural thing to happen around here. They let me wear this uniform and remain in this underground castle but I was a... | Ooops
Totally forgot to check the back of the car before backing out of the driveway, now they are pinning multiple similar deaths on me just because they took place in a similar neighborhood and the culprit has not been found.
Now I'm stuck in jail on my 30th birthday and they tell me they are going to kill me? I sm... |
Edit: Holy shit I wrote this and went straight to bed, I'm going to read all of your replies now, thank you. This is my first writing prompt, I'm so glad you guys liked it. | [WP] You are God, and you wanted to experience life as a human to see how you would turn out. In order to do that you became a baby that was born and you made yourself forget that you are God until your 30th birthday. It's your 30th birthday and you are a serial killer waiting for his death penalty. | I remember.
I remember the man whose limbs I amputated at the joints. I cut his arms off at the elbow, his legs at the knees, and forced him to hobble across the floor on stumps of bone, like a dog. He would’ve just gone limp, dragged himself across the floor on his leash, but I strapped a pressure sensor to his chest... | Ooops
Totally forgot to check the back of the car before backing out of the driveway, now they are pinning multiple similar deaths on me just because they took place in a similar neighborhood and the culprit has not been found.
Now I'm stuck in jail on my 30th birthday and they tell me they are going to kill me? I sm... |
Edit: Holy shit I wrote this and went straight to bed, I'm going to read all of your replies now, thank you. This is my first writing prompt, I'm so glad you guys liked it. | [WP] You are God, and you wanted to experience life as a human to see how you would turn out. In order to do that you became a baby that was born and you made yourself forget that you are God until your 30th birthday. It's your 30th birthday and you are a serial killer waiting for his death penalty. | Pain. I see pain and brutality and violence and greed and gluttony. I knew my creations would excel, they would dominate and lead. But i refused to look into the future, into their future. Little did I know that they would determine everyone's future. A rare specimen of my creation, I watched them grow. Patiently I wat... | Ooops
Totally forgot to check the back of the car before backing out of the driveway, now they are pinning multiple similar deaths on me just because they took place in a similar neighborhood and the culprit has not been found.
Now I'm stuck in jail on my 30th birthday and they tell me they are going to kill me? I sm... |
Edit: Holy shit I wrote this and went straight to bed, I'm going to read all of your replies now, thank you. This is my first writing prompt, I'm so glad you guys liked it. | [WP] You are God, and you wanted to experience life as a human to see how you would turn out. In order to do that you became a baby that was born and you made yourself forget that you are God until your 30th birthday. It's your 30th birthday and you are a serial killer waiting for his death penalty. | The morning rotations of the prison commune wake me in a hot sweat, I thought by now I'd be used to the environment and routine of the prison, guess some things never get old eh. I wipe my brow and situate myself to the side of the bed.
God id kill to wake up in my own bedroom again, ironically enough this prison is ... | Ooops
Totally forgot to check the back of the car before backing out of the driveway, now they are pinning multiple similar deaths on me just because they took place in a similar neighborhood and the culprit has not been found.
Now I'm stuck in jail on my 30th birthday and they tell me they are going to kill me? I sm... |
Edit: Holy shit I wrote this and went straight to bed, I'm going to read all of your replies now, thank you. This is my first writing prompt, I'm so glad you guys liked it. | [WP] You are God, and you wanted to experience life as a human to see how you would turn out. In order to do that you became a baby that was born and you made yourself forget that you are God until your 30th birthday. It's your 30th birthday and you are a serial killer waiting for his death penalty. | All hell has broken loose. My mother has sent me a letter saying she regrets having me. My father isn't here any more. And i'm on death row. I don't know how many times in my life I could tell you i'd end up gaining the foremost seat upon the thrown of cold-cut death, but I do know that life here on earth is very harsh... | Ooops
Totally forgot to check the back of the car before backing out of the driveway, now they are pinning multiple similar deaths on me just because they took place in a similar neighborhood and the culprit has not been found.
Now I'm stuck in jail on my 30th birthday and they tell me they are going to kill me? I sm... |
Edit: Holy shit I wrote this and went straight to bed, I'm going to read all of your replies now, thank you. This is my first writing prompt, I'm so glad you guys liked it. | [WP] You are God, and you wanted to experience life as a human to see how you would turn out. In order to do that you became a baby that was born and you made yourself forget that you are God until your 30th birthday. It's your 30th birthday and you are a serial killer waiting for his death penalty. | I am about to turn Thirty.
I am also about to Die.
I wonder if it makes sense, that I will never reach the age where people start to settle down. It seems ironic, somehow.
My Father settled at 30. My mother was two and a half years younger...
​
We all expect our lives to be simple.
We expect them to ... | Ooops
Totally forgot to check the back of the car before backing out of the driveway, now they are pinning multiple similar deaths on me just because they took place in a similar neighborhood and the culprit has not been found.
Now I'm stuck in jail on my 30th birthday and they tell me they are going to kill me? I sm... |
Edit: Holy shit I wrote this and went straight to bed, I'm going to read all of your replies now, thank you. This is my first writing prompt, I'm so glad you guys liked it. | [WP] You are God, and you wanted to experience life as a human to see how you would turn out. In order to do that you became a baby that was born and you made yourself forget that you are God until your 30th birthday. It's your 30th birthday and you are a serial killer waiting for his death penalty. | Well. That explains a lot.
I’m God. Weird, huh? Who woulda thought that God would be a deranged serial killer waiting to be executed on his 30th birthday? (To be fair, the men I killed were the scum of the earth. Child abusers, rapists, other murderers.)
Ahhh, humans. Strange, lovable, creatures. Quite entertaining t... | Ooops
Totally forgot to check the back of the car before backing out of the driveway, now they are pinning multiple similar deaths on me just because they took place in a similar neighborhood and the culprit has not been found.
Now I'm stuck in jail on my 30th birthday and they tell me they are going to kill me? I sm... |
Edit: Holy shit I wrote this and went straight to bed, I'm going to read all of your replies now, thank you. This is my first writing prompt, I'm so glad you guys liked it. | [WP] You are God, and you wanted to experience life as a human to see how you would turn out. In order to do that you became a baby that was born and you made yourself forget that you are God until your 30th birthday. It's your 30th birthday and you are a serial killer waiting for his death penalty. | Five minutes till midnight. They say they have a metaphorical clock that ticks closer the more humanity stumbles its way towards an inevitable end and that five minutes to midnight means that things are not going well.
Funny thing about that tendency for self destruction is that it was something that I never had. I ma... | Ooops
Totally forgot to check the back of the car before backing out of the driveway, now they are pinning multiple similar deaths on me just because they took place in a similar neighborhood and the culprit has not been found.
Now I'm stuck in jail on my 30th birthday and they tell me they are going to kill me? I sm... |
Edit: Holy shit I wrote this and went straight to bed, I'm going to read all of your replies now, thank you. This is my first writing prompt, I'm so glad you guys liked it. | [WP] You are God, and you wanted to experience life as a human to see how you would turn out. In order to do that you became a baby that was born and you made yourself forget that you are God until your 30th birthday. It's your 30th birthday and you are a serial killer waiting for his death penalty. | It was around 3am when I awoke from my sudden realization. I sat up on the bunk they had given me.
I thought to myself how much of a morbid joke it was when they actually obliged to my only wish to be executed on my birthday. The mortal version of me was quite the sentimental type, despite the lives I took.
All of t... | Ooops
Totally forgot to check the back of the car before backing out of the driveway, now they are pinning multiple similar deaths on me just because they took place in a similar neighborhood and the culprit has not been found.
Now I'm stuck in jail on my 30th birthday and they tell me they are going to kill me? I sm... |
Edit: Holy shit I wrote this and went straight to bed, I'm going to read all of your replies now, thank you. This is my first writing prompt, I'm so glad you guys liked it. | [WP] You are God, and you wanted to experience life as a human to see how you would turn out. In order to do that you became a baby that was born and you made yourself forget that you are God until your 30th birthday. It's your 30th birthday and you are a serial killer waiting for his death penalty. | "Well. I sure screwed this up. No matter, once I die, back to heaven for me", God said.
Then in flash of blinding light and choir singing only God could hear and see, St. Peter arrives in the cell. Peter looks at God and says, "we've got a problem my Lord. It turns out by the rules you laid out in the creation of exis... | Ooops
Totally forgot to check the back of the car before backing out of the driveway, now they are pinning multiple similar deaths on me just because they took place in a similar neighborhood and the culprit has not been found.
Now I'm stuck in jail on my 30th birthday and they tell me they are going to kill me? I sm... |
Edit: Holy shit I wrote this and went straight to bed, I'm going to read all of your replies now, thank you. This is my first writing prompt, I'm so glad you guys liked it. | [WP] You are God, and you wanted to experience life as a human to see how you would turn out. In order to do that you became a baby that was born and you made yourself forget that you are God until your 30th birthday. It's your 30th birthday and you are a serial killer waiting for his death penalty. | Pain. I see pain and brutality and violence and greed and gluttony. I knew my creations would excel, they would dominate and lead. But i refused to look into the future, into their future. Little did I know that they would determine everyone's future. A rare specimen of my creation, I watched them grow. Patiently I wat... | 5 a.m. 20 April 1949
I feel nothing.
Compared to everyone around me, I feel nothing. The death and birth of people around me. The war that came again and took its toll on humanity, it seems like the only natural thing to happen around here. They let me wear this uniform and remain in this underground castle but I was a... |
Edit: Holy shit I wrote this and went straight to bed, I'm going to read all of your replies now, thank you. This is my first writing prompt, I'm so glad you guys liked it. | [WP] You are God, and you wanted to experience life as a human to see how you would turn out. In order to do that you became a baby that was born and you made yourself forget that you are God until your 30th birthday. It's your 30th birthday and you are a serial killer waiting for his death penalty. | The morning rotations of the prison commune wake me in a hot sweat, I thought by now I'd be used to the environment and routine of the prison, guess some things never get old eh. I wipe my brow and situate myself to the side of the bed.
God id kill to wake up in my own bedroom again, ironically enough this prison is ... | 5 a.m. 20 April 1949
I feel nothing.
Compared to everyone around me, I feel nothing. The death and birth of people around me. The war that came again and took its toll on humanity, it seems like the only natural thing to happen around here. They let me wear this uniform and remain in this underground castle but I was a... |
Edit: Holy shit I wrote this and went straight to bed, I'm going to read all of your replies now, thank you. This is my first writing prompt, I'm so glad you guys liked it. | [WP] You are God, and you wanted to experience life as a human to see how you would turn out. In order to do that you became a baby that was born and you made yourself forget that you are God until your 30th birthday. It's your 30th birthday and you are a serial killer waiting for his death penalty. | It was around 3am when I awoke from my sudden realization. I sat up on the bunk they had given me.
I thought to myself how much of a morbid joke it was when they actually obliged to my only wish to be executed on my birthday. The mortal version of me was quite the sentimental type, despite the lives I took.
All of t... | 5 a.m. 20 April 1949
I feel nothing.
Compared to everyone around me, I feel nothing. The death and birth of people around me. The war that came again and took its toll on humanity, it seems like the only natural thing to happen around here. They let me wear this uniform and remain in this underground castle but I was a... |
Edit: Holy shit I wrote this and went straight to bed, I'm going to read all of your replies now, thank you. This is my first writing prompt, I'm so glad you guys liked it. | [WP] You are God, and you wanted to experience life as a human to see how you would turn out. In order to do that you became a baby that was born and you made yourself forget that you are God until your 30th birthday. It's your 30th birthday and you are a serial killer waiting for his death penalty. | Pain. I see pain and brutality and violence and greed and gluttony. I knew my creations would excel, they would dominate and lead. But i refused to look into the future, into their future. Little did I know that they would determine everyone's future. A rare specimen of my creation, I watched them grow. Patiently I wat... | I remember.
I remember the man whose limbs I amputated at the joints. I cut his arms off at the elbow, his legs at the knees, and forced him to hobble across the floor on stumps of bone, like a dog. He would’ve just gone limp, dragged himself across the floor on his leash, but I strapped a pressure sensor to his chest... |
Edit: Holy shit I wrote this and went straight to bed, I'm going to read all of your replies now, thank you. This is my first writing prompt, I'm so glad you guys liked it. | [WP] You are God, and you wanted to experience life as a human to see how you would turn out. In order to do that you became a baby that was born and you made yourself forget that you are God until your 30th birthday. It's your 30th birthday and you are a serial killer waiting for his death penalty. | The morning rotations of the prison commune wake me in a hot sweat, I thought by now I'd be used to the environment and routine of the prison, guess some things never get old eh. I wipe my brow and situate myself to the side of the bed.
God id kill to wake up in my own bedroom again, ironically enough this prison is ... | I remember.
I remember the man whose limbs I amputated at the joints. I cut his arms off at the elbow, his legs at the knees, and forced him to hobble across the floor on stumps of bone, like a dog. He would’ve just gone limp, dragged himself across the floor on his leash, but I strapped a pressure sensor to his chest... |
Edit: Holy shit I wrote this and went straight to bed, I'm going to read all of your replies now, thank you. This is my first writing prompt, I'm so glad you guys liked it. | [WP] You are God, and you wanted to experience life as a human to see how you would turn out. In order to do that you became a baby that was born and you made yourself forget that you are God until your 30th birthday. It's your 30th birthday and you are a serial killer waiting for his death penalty. | I am about to turn Thirty.
I am also about to Die.
I wonder if it makes sense, that I will never reach the age where people start to settle down. It seems ironic, somehow.
My Father settled at 30. My mother was two and a half years younger...
​
We all expect our lives to be simple.
We expect them to ... | All hell has broken loose. My mother has sent me a letter saying she regrets having me. My father isn't here any more. And i'm on death row. I don't know how many times in my life I could tell you i'd end up gaining the foremost seat upon the thrown of cold-cut death, but I do know that life here on earth is very harsh... |
Edit: Holy shit I wrote this and went straight to bed, I'm going to read all of your replies now, thank you. This is my first writing prompt, I'm so glad you guys liked it. | [WP] You are God, and you wanted to experience life as a human to see how you would turn out. In order to do that you became a baby that was born and you made yourself forget that you are God until your 30th birthday. It's your 30th birthday and you are a serial killer waiting for his death penalty. | Well. That explains a lot.
I’m God. Weird, huh? Who woulda thought that God would be a deranged serial killer waiting to be executed on his 30th birthday? (To be fair, the men I killed were the scum of the earth. Child abusers, rapists, other murderers.)
Ahhh, humans. Strange, lovable, creatures. Quite entertaining t... | All hell has broken loose. My mother has sent me a letter saying she regrets having me. My father isn't here any more. And i'm on death row. I don't know how many times in my life I could tell you i'd end up gaining the foremost seat upon the thrown of cold-cut death, but I do know that life here on earth is very harsh... |
Edit: Holy shit I wrote this and went straight to bed, I'm going to read all of your replies now, thank you. This is my first writing prompt, I'm so glad you guys liked it. | [WP] You are God, and you wanted to experience life as a human to see how you would turn out. In order to do that you became a baby that was born and you made yourself forget that you are God until your 30th birthday. It's your 30th birthday and you are a serial killer waiting for his death penalty. | Five minutes till midnight. They say they have a metaphorical clock that ticks closer the more humanity stumbles its way towards an inevitable end and that five minutes to midnight means that things are not going well.
Funny thing about that tendency for self destruction is that it was something that I never had. I ma... | All hell has broken loose. My mother has sent me a letter saying she regrets having me. My father isn't here any more. And i'm on death row. I don't know how many times in my life I could tell you i'd end up gaining the foremost seat upon the thrown of cold-cut death, but I do know that life here on earth is very harsh... |
Edit: Holy shit I wrote this and went straight to bed, I'm going to read all of your replies now, thank you. This is my first writing prompt, I'm so glad you guys liked it. | [WP] You are God, and you wanted to experience life as a human to see how you would turn out. In order to do that you became a baby that was born and you made yourself forget that you are God until your 30th birthday. It's your 30th birthday and you are a serial killer waiting for his death penalty. | It was around 3am when I awoke from my sudden realization. I sat up on the bunk they had given me.
I thought to myself how much of a morbid joke it was when they actually obliged to my only wish to be executed on my birthday. The mortal version of me was quite the sentimental type, despite the lives I took.
All of t... | All hell has broken loose. My mother has sent me a letter saying she regrets having me. My father isn't here any more. And i'm on death row. I don't know how many times in my life I could tell you i'd end up gaining the foremost seat upon the thrown of cold-cut death, but I do know that life here on earth is very harsh... |
Edit: Holy shit I wrote this and went straight to bed, I'm going to read all of your replies now, thank you. This is my first writing prompt, I'm so glad you guys liked it. | [WP] You are God, and you wanted to experience life as a human to see how you would turn out. In order to do that you became a baby that was born and you made yourself forget that you are God until your 30th birthday. It's your 30th birthday and you are a serial killer waiting for his death penalty. | It was around 3am when I awoke from my sudden realization. I sat up on the bunk they had given me.
I thought to myself how much of a morbid joke it was when they actually obliged to my only wish to be executed on my birthday. The mortal version of me was quite the sentimental type, despite the lives I took.
All of t... | I am about to turn Thirty.
I am also about to Die.
I wonder if it makes sense, that I will never reach the age where people start to settle down. It seems ironic, somehow.
My Father settled at 30. My mother was two and a half years younger...
​
We all expect our lives to be simple.
We expect them to ... |
Edit: Holy shit I wrote this and went straight to bed, I'm going to read all of your replies now, thank you. This is my first writing prompt, I'm so glad you guys liked it. | [WP] You are God, and you wanted to experience life as a human to see how you would turn out. In order to do that you became a baby that was born and you made yourself forget that you are God until your 30th birthday. It's your 30th birthday and you are a serial killer waiting for his death penalty. | Well. That explains a lot.
I’m God. Weird, huh? Who woulda thought that God would be a deranged serial killer waiting to be executed on his 30th birthday? (To be fair, the men I killed were the scum of the earth. Child abusers, rapists, other murderers.)
Ahhh, humans. Strange, lovable, creatures. Quite entertaining t... | "Here you go, your holiness MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
The guard threw the plate into my cell causing all the mashed potatoes to splatter all over. Well, not that I need any of that gunck. I invented root vegetable as my version of fast food. Quick, easy and cheap. Who knew it would get so popular in less then a thousand ye... |
Edit: Holy shit I wrote this and went straight to bed, I'm going to read all of your replies now, thank you. This is my first writing prompt, I'm so glad you guys liked it. | [WP] You are God, and you wanted to experience life as a human to see how you would turn out. In order to do that you became a baby that was born and you made yourself forget that you are God until your 30th birthday. It's your 30th birthday and you are a serial killer waiting for his death penalty. | Five minutes till midnight. They say they have a metaphorical clock that ticks closer the more humanity stumbles its way towards an inevitable end and that five minutes to midnight means that things are not going well.
Funny thing about that tendency for self destruction is that it was something that I never had. I ma... | "Here you go, your holiness MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
The guard threw the plate into my cell causing all the mashed potatoes to splatter all over. Well, not that I need any of that gunck. I invented root vegetable as my version of fast food. Quick, easy and cheap. Who knew it would get so popular in less then a thousand ye... |
Edit: Holy shit I wrote this and went straight to bed, I'm going to read all of your replies now, thank you. This is my first writing prompt, I'm so glad you guys liked it. | [WP] You are God, and you wanted to experience life as a human to see how you would turn out. In order to do that you became a baby that was born and you made yourself forget that you are God until your 30th birthday. It's your 30th birthday and you are a serial killer waiting for his death penalty. | It was around 3am when I awoke from my sudden realization. I sat up on the bunk they had given me.
I thought to myself how much of a morbid joke it was when they actually obliged to my only wish to be executed on my birthday. The mortal version of me was quite the sentimental type, despite the lives I took.
All of t... | "Here you go, your holiness MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
The guard threw the plate into my cell causing all the mashed potatoes to splatter all over. Well, not that I need any of that gunck. I invented root vegetable as my version of fast food. Quick, easy and cheap. Who knew it would get so popular in less then a thousand ye... |
Edit: Holy shit I wrote this and went straight to bed, I'm going to read all of your replies now, thank you. This is my first writing prompt, I'm so glad you guys liked it. | [WP] You are God, and you wanted to experience life as a human to see how you would turn out. In order to do that you became a baby that was born and you made yourself forget that you are God until your 30th birthday. It's your 30th birthday and you are a serial killer waiting for his death penalty. | “James Joseph…” The judge shuffles around a couple papers. “You have been found guilty of… over 14 hundred counts of first-degree murder,” She whispers quietly as she counts, “ over twelve hundred accounts of assault with a deadly weapon and,” Perplexed, she continues, “My God, this just seems to keep going. Do you hav... | "Here you go, your holiness MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
The guard threw the plate into my cell causing all the mashed potatoes to splatter all over. Well, not that I need any of that gunck. I invented root vegetable as my version of fast food. Quick, easy and cheap. Who knew it would get so popular in less then a thousand ye... |
Edit: Holy shit I wrote this and went straight to bed, I'm going to read all of your replies now, thank you. This is my first writing prompt, I'm so glad you guys liked it. | [WP] You are God, and you wanted to experience life as a human to see how you would turn out. In order to do that you became a baby that was born and you made yourself forget that you are God until your 30th birthday. It's your 30th birthday and you are a serial killer waiting for his death penalty. | "Well. I sure screwed this up. No matter, once I die, back to heaven for me", God said.
Then in flash of blinding light and choir singing only God could hear and see, St. Peter arrives in the cell. Peter looks at God and says, "we've got a problem my Lord. It turns out by the rules you laid out in the creation of exis... | "Here you go, your holiness MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
The guard threw the plate into my cell causing all the mashed potatoes to splatter all over. Well, not that I need any of that gunck. I invented root vegetable as my version of fast food. Quick, easy and cheap. Who knew it would get so popular in less then a thousand ye... |
Edit: Holy shit I wrote this and went straight to bed, I'm going to read all of your replies now, thank you. This is my first writing prompt, I'm so glad you guys liked it. | [WP] You are God, and you wanted to experience life as a human to see how you would turn out. In order to do that you became a baby that was born and you made yourself forget that you are God until your 30th birthday. It's your 30th birthday and you are a serial killer waiting for his death penalty. | Ah, I said to myself, so they don't like it when you do that.
I had perfect memory in that moment, my transcendence repurposing my powers as I saw fit according to my holy whims. I could feel the blood dripping down my hands, each life taken no less recent to my mind than the present. The screams, the emotions flushin... | "Here you go, your holiness MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
The guard threw the plate into my cell causing all the mashed potatoes to splatter all over. Well, not that I need any of that gunck. I invented root vegetable as my version of fast food. Quick, easy and cheap. Who knew it would get so popular in less then a thousand ye... |
Edit: Holy shit I wrote this and went straight to bed, I'm going to read all of your replies now, thank you. This is my first writing prompt, I'm so glad you guys liked it. | [WP] You are God, and you wanted to experience life as a human to see how you would turn out. In order to do that you became a baby that was born and you made yourself forget that you are God until your 30th birthday. It's your 30th birthday and you are a serial killer waiting for his death penalty. | It was around 3am when I awoke from my sudden realization. I sat up on the bunk they had given me.
I thought to myself how much of a morbid joke it was when they actually obliged to my only wish to be executed on my birthday. The mortal version of me was quite the sentimental type, despite the lives I took.
All of t... | Well. That explains a lot.
I’m God. Weird, huh? Who woulda thought that God would be a deranged serial killer waiting to be executed on his 30th birthday? (To be fair, the men I killed were the scum of the earth. Child abusers, rapists, other murderers.)
Ahhh, humans. Strange, lovable, creatures. Quite entertaining t... |
Edit: Holy shit I wrote this and went straight to bed, I'm going to read all of your replies now, thank you. This is my first writing prompt, I'm so glad you guys liked it. | [WP] You are God, and you wanted to experience life as a human to see how you would turn out. In order to do that you became a baby that was born and you made yourself forget that you are God until your 30th birthday. It's your 30th birthday and you are a serial killer waiting for his death penalty. | Five minutes till midnight. They say they have a metaphorical clock that ticks closer the more humanity stumbles its way towards an inevitable end and that five minutes to midnight means that things are not going well.
Funny thing about that tendency for self destruction is that it was something that I never had. I ma... | As I woke up, I felt incredibly calm.
Until this very morning, the past years had been a challenge for me that pushed me to my mental limits. I didn’t know what was right or wrong, what was good, what was evil. Was I going to hell? Was I the evil that people feared? Was all the blood for nothing?
No more question... |
Edit: Holy shit I wrote this and went straight to bed, I'm going to read all of your replies now, thank you. This is my first writing prompt, I'm so glad you guys liked it. | [WP] You are God, and you wanted to experience life as a human to see how you would turn out. In order to do that you became a baby that was born and you made yourself forget that you are God until your 30th birthday. It's your 30th birthday and you are a serial killer waiting for his death penalty. | It was around 3am when I awoke from my sudden realization. I sat up on the bunk they had given me.
I thought to myself how much of a morbid joke it was when they actually obliged to my only wish to be executed on my birthday. The mortal version of me was quite the sentimental type, despite the lives I took.
All of t... | As I woke up, I felt incredibly calm.
Until this very morning, the past years had been a challenge for me that pushed me to my mental limits. I didn’t know what was right or wrong, what was good, what was evil. Was I going to hell? Was I the evil that people feared? Was all the blood for nothing?
No more question... |
Edit: Holy shit I wrote this and went straight to bed, I'm going to read all of your replies now, thank you. This is my first writing prompt, I'm so glad you guys liked it. | [WP] You are God, and you wanted to experience life as a human to see how you would turn out. In order to do that you became a baby that was born and you made yourself forget that you are God until your 30th birthday. It's your 30th birthday and you are a serial killer waiting for his death penalty. | “James Joseph…” The judge shuffles around a couple papers. “You have been found guilty of… over 14 hundred counts of first-degree murder,” She whispers quietly as she counts, “ over twelve hundred accounts of assault with a deadly weapon and,” Perplexed, she continues, “My God, this just seems to keep going. Do you hav... | As I woke up, I felt incredibly calm.
Until this very morning, the past years had been a challenge for me that pushed me to my mental limits. I didn’t know what was right or wrong, what was good, what was evil. Was I going to hell? Was I the evil that people feared? Was all the blood for nothing?
No more question... |
Edit: Holy shit I wrote this and went straight to bed, I'm going to read all of your replies now, thank you. This is my first writing prompt, I'm so glad you guys liked it. | [WP] You are God, and you wanted to experience life as a human to see how you would turn out. In order to do that you became a baby that was born and you made yourself forget that you are God until your 30th birthday. It's your 30th birthday and you are a serial killer waiting for his death penalty. | "Well. I sure screwed this up. No matter, once I die, back to heaven for me", God said.
Then in flash of blinding light and choir singing only God could hear and see, St. Peter arrives in the cell. Peter looks at God and says, "we've got a problem my Lord. It turns out by the rules you laid out in the creation of exis... | As I woke up, I felt incredibly calm.
Until this very morning, the past years had been a challenge for me that pushed me to my mental limits. I didn’t know what was right or wrong, what was good, what was evil. Was I going to hell? Was I the evil that people feared? Was all the blood for nothing?
No more question... |
Edit: Holy shit I wrote this and went straight to bed, I'm going to read all of your replies now, thank you. This is my first writing prompt, I'm so glad you guys liked it. | [WP] You are God, and you wanted to experience life as a human to see how you would turn out. In order to do that you became a baby that was born and you made yourself forget that you are God until your 30th birthday. It's your 30th birthday and you are a serial killer waiting for his death penalty. | Ah, I said to myself, so they don't like it when you do that.
I had perfect memory in that moment, my transcendence repurposing my powers as I saw fit according to my holy whims. I could feel the blood dripping down my hands, each life taken no less recent to my mind than the present. The screams, the emotions flushin... | As I woke up, I felt incredibly calm.
Until this very morning, the past years had been a challenge for me that pushed me to my mental limits. I didn’t know what was right or wrong, what was good, what was evil. Was I going to hell? Was I the evil that people feared? Was all the blood for nothing?
No more question... |
Edit: Holy shit I wrote this and went straight to bed, I'm going to read all of your replies now, thank you. This is my first writing prompt, I'm so glad you guys liked it. | [WP] You are God, and you wanted to experience life as a human to see how you would turn out. In order to do that you became a baby that was born and you made yourself forget that you are God until your 30th birthday. It's your 30th birthday and you are a serial killer waiting for his death penalty. | It was around 3am when I awoke from my sudden realization. I sat up on the bunk they had given me.
I thought to myself how much of a morbid joke it was when they actually obliged to my only wish to be executed on my birthday. The mortal version of me was quite the sentimental type, despite the lives I took.
All of t... | Five minutes till midnight. They say they have a metaphorical clock that ticks closer the more humanity stumbles its way towards an inevitable end and that five minutes to midnight means that things are not going well.
Funny thing about that tendency for self destruction is that it was something that I never had. I ma... |
Edit: Holy shit I wrote this and went straight to bed, I'm going to read all of your replies now, thank you. This is my first writing prompt, I'm so glad you guys liked it. | [WP] You are God, and you wanted to experience life as a human to see how you would turn out. In order to do that you became a baby that was born and you made yourself forget that you are God until your 30th birthday. It's your 30th birthday and you are a serial killer waiting for his death penalty. | "Well. I sure screwed this up. No matter, once I die, back to heaven for me", God said.
Then in flash of blinding light and choir singing only God could hear and see, St. Peter arrives in the cell. Peter looks at God and says, "we've got a problem my Lord. It turns out by the rules you laid out in the creation of exis... | “James Joseph…” The judge shuffles around a couple papers. “You have been found guilty of… over 14 hundred counts of first-degree murder,” She whispers quietly as she counts, “ over twelve hundred accounts of assault with a deadly weapon and,” Perplexed, she continues, “My God, this just seems to keep going. Do you hav... |
Edit: Holy shit I wrote this and went straight to bed, I'm going to read all of your replies now, thank you. This is my first writing prompt, I'm so glad you guys liked it. | [WP] You are God, and you wanted to experience life as a human to see how you would turn out. In order to do that you became a baby that was born and you made yourself forget that you are God until your 30th birthday. It's your 30th birthday and you are a serial killer waiting for his death penalty. | Ah, I said to myself, so they don't like it when you do that.
I had perfect memory in that moment, my transcendence repurposing my powers as I saw fit according to my holy whims. I could feel the blood dripping down my hands, each life taken no less recent to my mind than the present. The screams, the emotions flushin... | “James Joseph…” The judge shuffles around a couple papers. “You have been found guilty of… over 14 hundred counts of first-degree murder,” She whispers quietly as she counts, “ over twelve hundred accounts of assault with a deadly weapon and,” Perplexed, she continues, “My God, this just seems to keep going. Do you hav... |
Edit: Holy shit I wrote this and went straight to bed, I'm going to read all of your replies now, thank you. This is my first writing prompt, I'm so glad you guys liked it. | [WP] You are God, and you wanted to experience life as a human to see how you would turn out. In order to do that you became a baby that was born and you made yourself forget that you are God until your 30th birthday. It's your 30th birthday and you are a serial killer waiting for his death penalty. | Ah, I said to myself, so they don't like it when you do that.
I had perfect memory in that moment, my transcendence repurposing my powers as I saw fit according to my holy whims. I could feel the blood dripping down my hands, each life taken no less recent to my mind than the present. The screams, the emotions flushin... | Everyone is watching me, but I am at peace with it. That is what they will never understand, with all the apologies I’ve had to make and the people screaming at me outside of the courthouse and all the witnesses who cursed and called me the Devil. That one was funny to me, but I don’t know why.
They will never know th... |
[WP] An old and homely grandmother accidentally summons a demon. She mistakes him for her gothic-phase teenage grandson and takes care of him. The demon decides to stay at his new home. | \*At the year in demon review\*
"Gordon tell us why you're still living with that old woman and haven't eaten her soul yet. It says here you're resigning?"
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"Yeah well I mean I came to like eat her soul, ya know, and she just was all like... Barry? You're home already? I made you some cookies... And I'm ... | Why Florence never bothered to label her spice rack correctly has been bothering her family ever since the incident. It was such a simple mistake, but the price was terrible. 'Chicken and Chorizo with paprika and red wine' was on the menu tonight, and Florence was wholeheartedly looking forward to it. And this is where... | |
[WP] An amendment was made to the Constitution. Citizens can now only use firearms and weapons that were around in the revolutionary war. A group of criminals with modern weapons breaks into your house, hoping for an easy score. Little did they know you were prepared for this moment. | I can hear the thieves walking around the first floor of my apartment. I belly crawl along the landing and up to the railing and peek downstairs. They’re dressed in classic hoodies with black ski masks, carrying assault rifles they must have picked up on the Canadian black market. I breathe quietly and wait until all t... | I heard the door breaking and quickly crouched by the cannon, gun powder and match in hand. They burst through the door, assault riffles in hand.
"You, check the bedroom. Someone's here," the leader in front said. I lit the match and it caught the fuse.
"What's that sound?" Another one asked.
"Boom goes the cannon... | |
[WP] You are the world's first human born with edited DNA. You were born with no defects and had a healthy, happy childhood. It was only when puberty set in that the glitches started happening... | The first time I knew something was up was when I woke up at 3 AM, my head throbbing from
some obscenely loud noise that I could not quite
place. And there it was again. A constant pulse, something fuzzy and resonant that I seemed to feel with every atom of my body.
There was more. A hiss that sounded like I was in t... | **Off-Topic Discussion**: All top-level comments must be a story or poem. Reply here for other comments.
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[WP] In your adolescence, and struggling with depression, you hired a hitman on yourself to take you out at an undisclosed time. Since then, you've become much happier and have found yourself in a better place. This morning, you woke up with a text from an unknown number on your phone: "It's done." | I stared at my phone, unable to move.
I was a in a dark place, a really, *really,* dark place a few years ago. But I was terrified of dying, absolutely so. Still, I had given up. I knew I wouldn't be able to do *it* myself, but I also knew if I had an idea of when it'd happen I'd just torment myself further. So I hir... | " it's done." the words heavy in my mind, made my heart sink to my stomach, what the hell was going on I'm still alive he did nothing and now he probably wants the other half of the money.
" there's no way it's done I just saw him and he's fine. "
i nervously answer, and waited for a response that felt will never co... | |
[WP] In your adolescence, and struggling with depression, you hired a hitman on yourself to take you out at an undisclosed time. Since then, you've become much happier and have found yourself in a better place. This morning, you woke up with a text from an unknown number on your phone: "It's done." | "It's done."
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I stared at my phone for what felt like an eternity. Oh, yeah. I remember now. The hit I took out on myself when I was in a darker place. I had totally forgotten about it. After all, it's been almost 8 years since that day.
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I got out of bed and began my morning ritual of brus... | " it's done." the words heavy in my mind, made my heart sink to my stomach, what the hell was going on I'm still alive he did nothing and now he probably wants the other half of the money.
" there's no way it's done I just saw him and he's fine. "
i nervously answer, and waited for a response that felt will never co... | |
[WP] You jokingly say "Alexa, launch missiles." You hear a distant rumble... | I watched the news in horror. Me and buddies, sobering up with the realization of what the fuck we did. I stared at Alexa and said "Alexa... I was joking."
The blue ring on Alexa lit up then went off. Then she laughed and when dark again.
"Dude... where did you buy Alexa?" My buddy Mike said as he set down his beer.
... | I wake up to the blaring alarms of the windowless underground bunker. Flashes of red lights blinded me as my disoriented being attempted to make sense of what was going on. I was lying on the ground, next to the stairs that lead up to the Main Control Center. As I stumble to my feet, holding my head as I felt strong sh... | |
[WP] You jokingly say "Alexa, launch missiles." You hear a distant rumble... | So I used to be a normal guy. Dead end office job, getting by comfortably but not quite happy.
Now?
Now I'm a semi-supervillain. The world doesn't know how I do it, and to be honest I'm not sure either. All it took was one sentence spoken in jest, and boom I'm a terrorist. Nobody knew at the time that my Alexa had se... | Hokay. So. Here is the earth. Damn, that is a sweet earth you might say.
Hokay. So. You might think that the end of the world would be a meteor. It might be that the sun fries us all with global warming. Mmm, Tasty. Whatever. Aliens might show up and just eat us.
I bet you never thought that I would be the one to end... | |
[WP] You jokingly say "Alexa, launch missiles." You hear a distant rumble... | So, I may have fucked up. A few days ago I got one of the those smart home Alexa things. I never really paid much attention to them before, but they seemed cool. After hooking everything up, I decided to test it out with a bunch of random commands, stuff like "Alexa, turn off the lights", "Alexa, play music", "Alexa, t... | Hokay. So. Here is the earth. Damn, that is a sweet earth you might say.
Hokay. So. You might think that the end of the world would be a meteor. It might be that the sun fries us all with global warming. Mmm, Tasty. Whatever. Aliens might show up and just eat us.
I bet you never thought that I would be the one to end... | |
[WP] The aliens' arrival was the the single biggest turning point in human history. That's still nothing compared to the chaos it unleashed on the aliens' society. | The aliens came, and honestly at first it wasn't what I expected. It was real diplomatic a ship showed up at the UN headquarters in New York, a few of them got out. Some world leaders handed them a wreath they gave us.... a glowing transparent..... constantly shifting ....... polyhedron thing? I have no idea what it wa... | Humans. Despicable creatures. They're worse than vermin. When we made contact, we thought it would be no big deal. Buisness as usual. Most species stick to their own systems, maybe have some colonies on newly terraformed planets. Not humans, though. I suppose there's something admirable about their ability to spread - ... | |
[WP] Nobody believed you when you told them that in Spanish, the suffix "-ito" in mosquito means diminutive or small, implying the existence of a larger being. Or atleast, nobody believed you until today. The skies darken with the arrival of the legendary EL MOSCO | The man stood on the corner every day. To most, he was no different from the usual "end is nigh" preacher, but I saw the darkness in his eyes. I listened. I can't say I understood, but I knew there was something to be learned.
The Mosco? Was this about the Russians? Some crazy McCarthy-holdout fearing communism?
But... | The science to edit the DNA of life existed long ago and was the reason current man thought himself enlightened enough to be the first to harness its power. Its earlier wielders had all succumbed to the temptation of designing something so dangerous, yet awesome, that it could never be controlled. Fortunately, most of ... | |
[WP] Nobody believed you when you told them that in Spanish, the suffix "-ito" in mosquito means diminutive or small, implying the existence of a larger being. Or atleast, nobody believed you until today. The skies darken with the arrival of the legendary EL MOSCO | Mosquitos are bothersome, we can agree.
They steal from our arms and leave us no peace.
Red bumps we must scratch like a lottery ticket,
We grind our nails down an inch as we itch it.
But worse should be feared than stupid dumb bugs;
These pests are just insects who suck and glug blood.
Taquito v.s. taco; grocery... | Sucked dry. Husks.
Ma. Pa. Little Billy. The god-damned dog.
They were gone, all of them.
Just me now, the last one standing, the only one to spin this yarn and let the world know of the menace lurking out there. The give voice to the truth, the unburden it from the rumors of yore and let it out into the light.
... | |
[WP] For decades the dead were burried in what became the sacred forest, their remains deposited in a sack with a seed to grow a tree of their choice. Now, as the sacred forest burns the invaders who set it ablaze realize they have angered the spirits that rested in those trees. | The Priestess collapses to her knees as she sees the forest and shrine burn before her. The shrine could be rebuilt and the precious metals housed within could be replaced, but the forest was irreplaceable. Friends and family alike were buried in that forest. Her mother was now an apple tree and part of the orchard th... | "Three-score years of war have made our forest grow well beyond our borders." Prince Vulnio of Kariltein strides across the balcony overlooking the courtyard where his people have assembled to hear the latest on the Variganian war. "We have spread prosperity and justice to the lands beyond, have we not?" He shouts, ba... | |
[WP] For decades the dead were burried in what became the sacred forest, their remains deposited in a sack with a seed to grow a tree of their choice. Now, as the sacred forest burns the invaders who set it ablaze realize they have angered the spirits that rested in those trees. | Pale moonlight shone through the tops of ancient trees. The air was chill, clouds of breath billowed out into the still night air. The sound of countless feet crunched through the snow. Coughs and low whispered voices echoed through the night.
"We've tracked them this far, but their tracks just vanish up ahead. It's l... | "Three-score years of war have made our forest grow well beyond our borders." Prince Vulnio of Kariltein strides across the balcony overlooking the courtyard where his people have assembled to hear the latest on the Variganian war. "We have spread prosperity and justice to the lands beyond, have we not?" He shouts, ba... | |
[WP] you are a murderer who coats your victims’ bodies in cement and plays them off as realistic human sculptures. one of your “works” just got into a museum. | The first time was an accident, after all.
Theresa maintained the internal rationale of self-defense even now that Rachel, Aiden, Grace, and Kevin now replaced Evan's pale, reaching effigy on the plinth in the studio. Still, his face was the first cast in stone. There was no talent with him at the start — just frenet... | He was his masterpiece--the one that finally made the cut and would go on display. The man was lucky, Silas thought. In life, this middle-aged corporate salesman was immediately forgettable and had been alone for the past few years. He lived in an upscale apartment in a newly terraformed section of Ganymede, regularly ... | |
[WP] you are a murderer who coats your victims’ bodies in cement and plays them off as realistic human sculptures. one of your “works” just got into a museum. | Last evening, a robbery in the Museum of Modern Art, or MoMA was intercepted by police.
A ragtag assortment of thieves convened in the area at 10pm last night, and entered the museum. Despite all the museum's priceless artifacts of art history, the robbers had attempted to steal a much more contemporary artifact in t... | David wasn't a man of many words. He let his actions speak for him. Just the other day, he found another muse that stirred him. She was somewhere in her 20s. A cold and apathetic gaze rested on her face, but there was more to the story. There surely were things she cared about about. She just needed a little help remem... | |
[WP] you are a murderer who coats your victims’ bodies in cement and plays them off as realistic human sculptures. one of your “works” just got into a museum. | The first time was an accident, after all.
Theresa maintained the internal rationale of self-defense even now that Rachel, Aiden, Grace, and Kevin now replaced Evan's pale, reaching effigy on the plinth in the studio. Still, his face was the first cast in stone. There was no talent with him at the start — just frenet... | David wasn't a man of many words. He let his actions speak for him. Just the other day, he found another muse that stirred him. She was somewhere in her 20s. A cold and apathetic gaze rested on her face, but there was more to the story. There surely were things she cared about about. She just needed a little help remem... | |
[WP] you are a murderer who coats your victims’ bodies in cement and plays them off as realistic human sculptures. one of your “works” just got into a museum. | The first time was an accident, after all.
Theresa maintained the internal rationale of self-defense even now that Rachel, Aiden, Grace, and Kevin now replaced Evan's pale, reaching effigy on the plinth in the studio. Still, his face was the first cast in stone. There was no talent with him at the start — just frenet... | Last evening, a robbery in the Museum of Modern Art, or MoMA was intercepted by police.
A ragtag assortment of thieves convened in the area at 10pm last night, and entered the museum. Despite all the museum's priceless artifacts of art history, the robbers had attempted to steal a much more contemporary artifact in t... | |
[WP] you are a murderer who coats your victims’ bodies in cement and plays them off as realistic human sculptures. one of your “works” just got into a museum. | I was nervous to say the least. Who wouldn't be after finally having their art accepted for showing? I submitted my lover, encased in cement, with a peaceful expression for eternity. It was anonymous, I prayed to God no one would find out how it was made. However, it wasn't the brightest idea to show my work locally at... | I stand, back against the wall the crowd is larger than I expected for a small town art museum.the room is a buzz with small talk laced with excitement. The curator spoke and the room grew silent. “ I’m excited to reveal our newest exhibit at the Newton Fine Arts museum. This piece is entitled ‘sheer’ by an anonymous ... | |
[WP] you are a murderer who coats your victims’ bodies in cement and plays them off as realistic human sculptures. one of your “works” just got into a museum. | I've always been a religious man, I always believed that one day I would get what was coming to me in some way or another.
Karma an eye for an eye whatever, I knew what I was doing was horrific and evil but I didn't care it was just something I needed to do.
I figured god would punish me one day but now as I look up... | I stand, back against the wall the crowd is larger than I expected for a small town art museum.the room is a buzz with small talk laced with excitement. The curator spoke and the room grew silent. “ I’m excited to reveal our newest exhibit at the Newton Fine Arts museum. This piece is entitled ‘sheer’ by an anonymous ... | |
[WP] you are a murderer who coats your victims’ bodies in cement and plays them off as realistic human sculptures. one of your “works” just got into a museum. | There is beauty in a life, just as there is beauty in a death. I strive to capture the beauty of both in my work. I always research my art pieces, I study their lives, I learn their mannerisms. I even talk to them sometimes, while they are out living their lives. Small snatches of conversation while they are at a resta... | I stand, back against the wall the crowd is larger than I expected for a small town art museum.the room is a buzz with small talk laced with excitement. The curator spoke and the room grew silent. “ I’m excited to reveal our newest exhibit at the Newton Fine Arts museum. This piece is entitled ‘sheer’ by an anonymous ... | |
[WP]You're a Priest/Nun doing your sunset prayers in the church with the congregation. Glass shatters. Unholy demons approach your people. But you simply smile and approach them at a leisurely step. The demons now see you. They know you. And they are afraid. | Im male but this will be from a Nuns perspective.
As I sat kneeling, listening to the Sunday benediction I felt it almost before i heard it. It always was that way whenever evil approached. I looked up just in time to see the windows go dark with the shadow of Satans spawn. As the stained glass turned to dust before ... | I kneeled at the cross, following along as the priest prayed. I didn't ever expect it. Glass shattered and rained down on me. I screamed, acting like an innocent nun. When I turned around, I saw demons stalking towards the humans. They were scared. In my instinct, I stepped forward. "Hey you demons! Get away from the h... | |
[WP] Math is not universal, and as aliens invade Earth, they discover human mathematics and are shocked. | Ted chuckled nervously to himself as he thought about how absurd what he was doing was. If someone had told him he was going to be teaching hostile aliens mathematics, he would have called them insane. But here he was, setting up his white board as CLOG-633, one of the smartest mathematicians of the DESPAC2 species sat... | Have you ever encountered someone who is truly random? Not likely. Usually someone who is "random" is just "being funny" or "that's what dinosaurs say". Or something.
Randomness, by definition, is something that cannot be predicted. Nothing about human society is truly random. It may be difficult to predict something,... | |
[WP] America has fallen to foreign occupation. However, it isn’t giving up so easily. Describe how a battle against the occupiers would play out in your home city. | The good thing about Kansas is that it's good tank country. The bad thing about Kansas is that it's good tank country. Diddly fuck all for cover and you can be run down fast as fuck. That's why we had to blow the bridges. Only way from tank country into the Flint Hills save the eastern plain and to get there you had to... | My boots were firmly planted on the Ford. Hat on my head, bandana covering my face, and rifle pointed towards the sun, it was like a scene out of a Western. I could see them damned Soviets now. Their smug faces poking out of their armored cars. I was going to wait until I saw the whites of their eyes.
"Oy blyat! Ameri... | |
[WP] You live in a world where each country has age limits. For example Sweden is for Children 0 to 6 and their parents, then they must move to Switzerland where first grade begins. Everything in that particular country is geared towards that age group. | They called it now "The Realm of the Dead", where the ones who were wasting away went. I wasn't wasting away, not yet, but I supposed my frail, old body had nothing better, nowhere else. Most of us sat in the belly of the ship, but I had declined such denial of fate. I sat in a chair on the front of the boat, just behi... | Some people might call the world I live in...distasteful, at the least. Teenagers age 13-16 are in the US, and that’s where I am right now. My younger brother is in Sweden right now with my parents, so I’m here alone in a Boarding Apartment. Those are quite common, as siblings are as well. Most kids with siblings who ... | |
[WP] You are the first Necronaut, the first living human to enter the afterlife. | "Would you like to say hello?" A voice says to me. Somehow, it's not like I'm hearing the voice through my ears, but rather in my head, I guess. It's hard to explain but it's like there's another person's thoughts in my mind. I lift my head to see a man standing in shadow, he has a kind face but no real discernible fea... | Gods. Afterlife. Ideas as old as humanity itself. Notions that have been long forgotten, replaced by modern, rational beliefs as the result of the rapid advance of science and technology. It was rather surreal, really, to see such old and abandoned ideas spread like wildfire within the population, when Dr. Jason Aldren... | |
[WP] You are the first Necronaut, the first living human to enter the afterlife. | "If someone is reading this who has the choice, don't come here." The final line of the note shook me to my core. This is not in a million years what I would have expected to find in heaven.
I would be underestimating the size of the room I stood in if I described it as large. In every direction the floor and ceiling ... | I knocked on the door, staring at the peeling red paint as I clutched my bag close. When it opened, a man appeared, mid-fifties and looking to have just gotten home from work. He stared at me in confusion, but I didn’t give him a chance to ask his question before I lifted my hand.
“Hello, are you Carl Banner?” I asked... | |
[WP] Every alien race is known for something special. Some are warrior races, others renowned scientists, others known for their beautiful art. Humanity on the other hand is known across the galaxies for one thing above all else: their food. | "Welcome to Ray's Noodle Shop," the girl behind the counter said in a cheery tone as the little bell above the door jangled its own greeting merrily. The two aliens who entered were average height by human standards. They wore clothing of a human fashion, with the small exception that their sweaters had four sleeves ... | Humans were always a peculiar case. They never evolved with the luxury of self-farming fungi or a planet-wide edible plant. They were forced to scavenge. They were forced to adapt. They were forced to make do with what they had.
Every race has a fundamental sense of taste, but they only evolved them in order to detect... | |
[WP] Aliens have landed on a Earth. As a sign of peace, they have cooked a meal, superior to any other they know, and plan to give it to our leader. Unfortunately, they think Gordon Ramsay is our leader. | The blond-haired, burly fellow known as Gordon Ramsay walked through the long hall, escorted by a young lady in white. "Right this way, sir," she said, gripping his hand.
There was to be a dining party held here. Not just any dining party, but one hosted by the White House. The President would be there, as would much ... | The alien invasion had finally fallen upon us. The world was quaking in fear, what would come now? Everybody who was anybody knew, but who was gonna act? Like everyone else, I huddled in my home, scared. What were they gonna do to us? The only tv stations that worked were news stations, buzzing with the same news about... | |
[WP] Aliens have landed on a Earth. As a sign of peace, they have cooked a meal, superior to any other they know, and plan to give it to our leader. Unfortunately, they think Gordon Ramsay is our leader. | "So remember Mr. Ramsay we need to establish good relations with these aliens, their species are older than humanity by about 2 million years. Their species looks similar to our own except their skin is light green colored and their heads are slightly larger due to the fact their brains are larger as well."
The Head o... | "He's coming! Is everything prepared?" the small, green-skinned alien shrieked.
"Yes it is fully prepared leader, we have extensively researched the favored meals of these Earthlings and combined it with our own meal of Garganosh soup," responded the alien chef.
The large metal doors of the spaceship swung open and ... | |
[WP] Aliens have landed on a Earth. As a sign of peace, they have cooked a meal, superior to any other they know, and plan to give it to our leader. Unfortunately, they think Gordon Ramsay is our leader. | "So remember Mr. Ramsay we need to establish good relations with these aliens, their species are older than humanity by about 2 million years. Their species looks similar to our own except their skin is light green colored and their heads are slightly larger due to the fact their brains are larger as well."
The Head o... | The nervous looks of all onlookers is apparent, and the weight of this occasion is not lost on anyone, least of all Gordon.
He sits in his chair, impatiently waiting for these visitors to share their cuisine. For this culture that is trying to befriend us, the flavour, aesthetics and the love put into a meal is their ... | |
[WP] “I always wanted to beat you.” said the super villain to the tombstone. “But not like this.” Tears left wet trails down their face. “Not like this.” | She slid down the tombstone and onto the ground, her fingers curling into the freshly dug up earth. She'd never bothered going to a graveyard before, but this one was special.
"I always wanted to beat you," she said, looking back at the engraving. She held a paper bag with one hand. The other came up to wipe a tear t... | The explosion had been terrific. Gorgeous, really, but too powerful. Obviously he expected it to destroy half of the city but he didn't realize that the radiation had stripped Captain Justice of his powers, that the blast from his laser beam would burn a hole straight through his heart, that his arch nemesis wasn't abl... | |
[WP] After death, you go on trial to see whether you should be let into Heaven, or stuck to in Hell. Satan is the judge. Everyone expects him to be super biased againt you and to be an overall prick. But in reality, Hell is becoming overcrowded. He doesn't want you to go to Hell either. | I was frantically recalling as many memories as I could from my lifetime on Earth. Was I a good person?
I was in Hell, but not necessarily staying. My afterlife lawyer walked me into a small room with a blatant look of disappointment on his face. There was something about him that terrified me.
"Is your last name pro... | The DA of hell's second circle, Beelzebub, had taken a special interest in my case file. Word is the big boss himself was putting the squeeze on him, literally, Satan put him in a hydraulic press turned it on and then only gave him immortality, not indestructibility. Satan don't play.
Why would the devil take a spec... | |
[WP] You accidentally keyed in a smiley emoji on Amazon and was surprised to find a lone product result. Out of curiosity, you purchase it and have it instantly delivered. You spend the next 8 hours feeling "the happiest ever in your entire life". You try searching other emojis | When the happiness faded I ran back to the computer. I couldn't believe what had happened, but there was no denying it. Tentatively, I typed in the angry emoji. One result. The same for the one with hearts for eyes. The same with the one that looked unimpressed, the one with a halo, the one vomiting. I typed in the poo... | On hindsight, ordering the anger emoji may not have been the best idea. Well, as they say, hindsight is a bitch, and honestly? Fuck hindsight.
Okay, so the effects may not have worn off completely yet.
The physical effects, on the other hand, definitely won’t wear off for a long time. The room was a scene of carnage.... | |
[WP] You accidentally keyed in a smiley emoji on Amazon and was surprised to find a lone product result. Out of curiosity, you purchase it and have it instantly delivered. You spend the next 8 hours feeling "the happiest ever in your entire life". You try searching other emojis | When the happiness faded I ran back to the computer. I couldn't believe what had happened, but there was no denying it. Tentatively, I typed in the angry emoji. One result. The same for the one with hearts for eyes. The same with the one that looked unimpressed, the one with a halo, the one vomiting. I typed in the poo... | *Just once more. Just try it.*
It had been about 30 minutes since the elation had worn off, and it was all I could do to tear myself away from the screen and the rapidly fading memory of its fruits. I lay shaking, no rattling, in my bed, sweat pasting the sheets to my clammy body.
Had I always felt this empty?
I gl... |
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