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[WP] The galaxy is actually full of life and advanced civilizations. Everyone just leaves Earth alone because that's where The Great Old Ones are imprisoned, and nobody wants to wake them up. | Taking human form was simple enough, but one of the jackal-shaped aliens worried if he could keep it up during a fight. The three walked towards a pyramid in Egypt, hoping to gain enlightenment from the prisoners kept in the oldest living planet. The humans did not yet know it, but they were the proto-species of the un... | I looked out into the vast, bustling galaxy beyond my home, with a kindling sense of wonder I imagined what Earth must have been like. The Great old Ones, beings of immeasurable power. Reaching out to the rest of the universe with their magnificent touch. Passing on their wonderful technology. What became of them? Thei... | |
[WP] The galaxy is actually full of life and advanced civilizations. Everyone just leaves Earth alone because that's where The Great Old Ones are imprisoned, and nobody wants to wake them up. | “Coordinates are set for Earth,” Bria confirmed, tapping through her console.
“We are crazy. You both know that. What happens when we get there and it’s not true? What happens when we get there and it is? We go poke ancient planet eating bears?” Dash asked. His voice squeaked as he spoke, nerves getting the better of... | I looked out into the vast, bustling galaxy beyond my home, with a kindling sense of wonder I imagined what Earth must have been like. The Great old Ones, beings of immeasurable power. Reaching out to the rest of the universe with their magnificent touch. Passing on their wonderful technology. What became of them? Thei... | |
[WP] The galaxy is actually full of life and advanced civilizations. Everyone just leaves Earth alone because that's where The Great Old Ones are imprisoned, and nobody wants to wake them up. | "We are talking about breaking a galactic law that has stood for over two million coronal cycles!"
"It looks to be the only option left to us."
"What about infiltration and...realignment?"
"We have been trying that. For a quarter of a coronal cycle now we have had agents on ground, in human form trying to realign t... | ​
“Prepare for system entry in 3…2…1.”
Admiral Axthal braced himself against the railing of his bridge as the ship jolted rather abruptly. It always did when they entered this specific system, and it was always a good omen when that happened. He could hear the engines begin whining as the dampening field t... | |
[WP] The galaxy is actually full of life and advanced civilizations. Everyone just leaves Earth alone because that's where The Great Old Ones are imprisoned, and nobody wants to wake them up. | "Well, hell Marley."
"What is it, sir?"
"When you were given the mission to install the prison containing the great scourge of the galaxy, you were under strict orders to follow the law on alien planetary conduct."
"Yes, and?"
"And! I'm detecting a fork."
"A fork, sir?"
"Yes! A god damn fork. You were eating down... | ​
“Prepare for system entry in 3…2…1.”
Admiral Axthal braced himself against the railing of his bridge as the ship jolted rather abruptly. It always did when they entered this specific system, and it was always a good omen when that happened. He could hear the engines begin whining as the dampening field t... | |
[WP] The galaxy is actually full of life and advanced civilizations. Everyone just leaves Earth alone because that's where The Great Old Ones are imprisoned, and nobody wants to wake them up. | Am I allowed to do two? If not...I apologize and uh...let me know so I don't do this again?
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He’d always been told that if he acted up, the Great Old Ones would get him. The destroyers of life, the snuffers of souls. Beings of such ruthlessness that even after they won a battle they... | ​
“Prepare for system entry in 3…2…1.”
Admiral Axthal braced himself against the railing of his bridge as the ship jolted rather abruptly. It always did when they entered this specific system, and it was always a good omen when that happened. He could hear the engines begin whining as the dampening field t... | |
[WP] The galaxy is actually full of life and advanced civilizations. Everyone just leaves Earth alone because that's where The Great Old Ones are imprisoned, and nobody wants to wake them up. | No one told us.
No one warned us.
Then again, it's not like we ever warned the sheep of the slaughter.
You must be confused. I'll start at the beginning.
300 years ago the human race sent out first ship into space. The world mourned when we lost contact with it a few months later. Then we tried again and again a... | ​
“Prepare for system entry in 3…2…1.”
Admiral Axthal braced himself against the railing of his bridge as the ship jolted rather abruptly. It always did when they entered this specific system, and it was always a good omen when that happened. He could hear the engines begin whining as the dampening field t... | |
[WP] The galaxy is actually full of life and advanced civilizations. Everyone just leaves Earth alone because that's where The Great Old Ones are imprisoned, and nobody wants to wake them up. | "We are talking about breaking a galactic law that has stood for over two million coronal cycles!"
"It looks to be the only option left to us."
"What about infiltration and...realignment?"
"We have been trying that. For a quarter of a coronal cycle now we have had agents on ground, in human form trying to realign t... | Marie raised her hand impatiently.
"Yes Ms. Brunelle?"
"What exactly is here?" she asked pointing to the map of solar system. "There, the third planet from the sun".
"That's way too close to the sun Marie. It's a deserted planet" interrupted one of the boys sitting in the back of the class.
"Simon! Stop talking wh... | |
[WP] The galaxy is actually full of life and advanced civilizations. Everyone just leaves Earth alone because that's where The Great Old Ones are imprisoned, and nobody wants to wake them up. | "Well, hell Marley."
"What is it, sir?"
"When you were given the mission to install the prison containing the great scourge of the galaxy, you were under strict orders to follow the law on alien planetary conduct."
"Yes, and?"
"And! I'm detecting a fork."
"A fork, sir?"
"Yes! A god damn fork. You were eating down... | Marie raised her hand impatiently.
"Yes Ms. Brunelle?"
"What exactly is here?" she asked pointing to the map of solar system. "There, the third planet from the sun".
"That's way too close to the sun Marie. It's a deserted planet" interrupted one of the boys sitting in the back of the class.
"Simon! Stop talking wh... | |
[WP] The galaxy is actually full of life and advanced civilizations. Everyone just leaves Earth alone because that's where The Great Old Ones are imprisoned, and nobody wants to wake them up. | Am I allowed to do two? If not...I apologize and uh...let me know so I don't do this again?
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He’d always been told that if he acted up, the Great Old Ones would get him. The destroyers of life, the snuffers of souls. Beings of such ruthlessness that even after they won a battle they... | Marie raised her hand impatiently.
"Yes Ms. Brunelle?"
"What exactly is here?" she asked pointing to the map of solar system. "There, the third planet from the sun".
"That's way too close to the sun Marie. It's a deserted planet" interrupted one of the boys sitting in the back of the class.
"Simon! Stop talking wh... | |
[WP] The galaxy is actually full of life and advanced civilizations. Everyone just leaves Earth alone because that's where The Great Old Ones are imprisoned, and nobody wants to wake them up. | No one told us.
No one warned us.
Then again, it's not like we ever warned the sheep of the slaughter.
You must be confused. I'll start at the beginning.
300 years ago the human race sent out first ship into space. The world mourned when we lost contact with it a few months later. Then we tried again and again a... | Marie raised her hand impatiently.
"Yes Ms. Brunelle?"
"What exactly is here?" she asked pointing to the map of solar system. "There, the third planet from the sun".
"That's way too close to the sun Marie. It's a deserted planet" interrupted one of the boys sitting in the back of the class.
"Simon! Stop talking wh... | |
[WP] The galaxy is actually full of life and advanced civilizations. Everyone just leaves Earth alone because that's where The Great Old Ones are imprisoned, and nobody wants to wake them up. | Am I allowed to do two? If not...I apologize and uh...let me know so I don't do this again?
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He’d always been told that if he acted up, the Great Old Ones would get him. The destroyers of life, the snuffers of souls. Beings of such ruthlessness that even after they won a battle they... | "Well, hell Marley."
"What is it, sir?"
"When you were given the mission to install the prison containing the great scourge of the galaxy, you were under strict orders to follow the law on alien planetary conduct."
"Yes, and?"
"And! I'm detecting a fork."
"A fork, sir?"
"Yes! A god damn fork. You were eating down... | |
[WP] The galaxy is actually full of life and advanced civilizations. Everyone just leaves Earth alone because that's where The Great Old Ones are imprisoned, and nobody wants to wake them up. | No one told us.
No one warned us.
Then again, it's not like we ever warned the sheep of the slaughter.
You must be confused. I'll start at the beginning.
300 years ago the human race sent out first ship into space. The world mourned when we lost contact with it a few months later. Then we tried again and again a... | "Well, hell Marley."
"What is it, sir?"
"When you were given the mission to install the prison containing the great scourge of the galaxy, you were under strict orders to follow the law on alien planetary conduct."
"Yes, and?"
"And! I'm detecting a fork."
"A fork, sir?"
"Yes! A god damn fork. You were eating down... | |
[WP] The galaxy is actually full of life and advanced civilizations. Everyone just leaves Earth alone because that's where The Great Old Ones are imprisoned, and nobody wants to wake them up. | Am I allowed to do two? If not...I apologize and uh...let me know so I don't do this again?
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He’d always been told that if he acted up, the Great Old Ones would get him. The destroyers of life, the snuffers of souls. Beings of such ruthlessness that even after they won a battle they... | Admiral Arthexi stood on the command bridge. A planet was glooming in front of him. The sun did not shine on this side of the planet, but it was easy to make a distinction between the land and the sea. The land area was dotted with lights.
''You must end this.'' a voice spoke behind him. ''You have seen what it is cap... | |
[WP] The galaxy is actually full of life and advanced civilizations. Everyone just leaves Earth alone because that's where The Great Old Ones are imprisoned, and nobody wants to wake them up. | "They don't hear The Call," Mando told his apprentice on the observation deck of their science ship. "Even asleep, the Great Old Ones still emit a powerful aura. The Call reaches far out into space. We are on the event horizon, you might say."
"Is it not dangerous to be this close?" The apprentice asked, his Beruvian ... | Admiral Arthexi stood on the command bridge. A planet was glooming in front of him. The sun did not shine on this side of the planet, but it was easy to make a distinction between the land and the sea. The land area was dotted with lights.
''You must end this.'' a voice spoke behind him. ''You have seen what it is cap... | |
[WP] The galaxy is actually full of life and advanced civilizations. Everyone just leaves Earth alone because that's where The Great Old Ones are imprisoned, and nobody wants to wake them up. | "Have you seen these reports?" Corecaller Jun'kael cried worriedly as he rushed into the conference room, papers falling haphazardly from the portfolio he seemed to have slammed them all into hurriedly.
"I'm kind of in the middle of something, Jun," Frontrunner San'jaka sighed, glancing at those few other members of t... | Admiral Arthexi stood on the command bridge. A planet was glooming in front of him. The sun did not shine on this side of the planet, but it was easy to make a distinction between the land and the sea. The land area was dotted with lights.
''You must end this.'' a voice spoke behind him. ''You have seen what it is cap... | |
[WP] The galaxy is actually full of life and advanced civilizations. Everyone just leaves Earth alone because that's where The Great Old Ones are imprisoned, and nobody wants to wake them up. | No one told us.
No one warned us.
Then again, it's not like we ever warned the sheep of the slaughter.
You must be confused. I'll start at the beginning.
300 years ago the human race sent out first ship into space. The world mourned when we lost contact with it a few months later. Then we tried again and again a... | Admiral Arthexi stood on the command bridge. A planet was glooming in front of him. The sun did not shine on this side of the planet, but it was easy to make a distinction between the land and the sea. The land area was dotted with lights.
''You must end this.'' a voice spoke behind him. ''You have seen what it is cap... | |
[WP] The galaxy is actually full of life and advanced civilizations. Everyone just leaves Earth alone because that's where The Great Old Ones are imprisoned, and nobody wants to wake them up. | Taking human form was simple enough, but one of the jackal-shaped aliens worried if he could keep it up during a fight. The three walked towards a pyramid in Egypt, hoping to gain enlightenment from the prisoners kept in the oldest living planet. The humans did not yet know it, but they were the proto-species of the un... | Admiral Arthexi stood on the command bridge. A planet was glooming in front of him. The sun did not shine on this side of the planet, but it was easy to make a distinction between the land and the sea. The land area was dotted with lights.
''You must end this.'' a voice spoke behind him. ''You have seen what it is cap... | |
[WP] The galaxy is actually full of life and advanced civilizations. Everyone just leaves Earth alone because that's where The Great Old Ones are imprisoned, and nobody wants to wake them up. | “Coordinates are set for Earth,” Bria confirmed, tapping through her console.
“We are crazy. You both know that. What happens when we get there and it’s not true? What happens when we get there and it is? We go poke ancient planet eating bears?” Dash asked. His voice squeaked as he spoke, nerves getting the better of... | Admiral Arthexi stood on the command bridge. A planet was glooming in front of him. The sun did not shine on this side of the planet, but it was easy to make a distinction between the land and the sea. The land area was dotted with lights.
''You must end this.'' a voice spoke behind him. ''You have seen what it is cap... | |
[WP] The galaxy is actually full of life and advanced civilizations. Everyone just leaves Earth alone because that's where The Great Old Ones are imprisoned, and nobody wants to wake them up. | No one told us.
No one warned us.
Then again, it's not like we ever warned the sheep of the slaughter.
You must be confused. I'll start at the beginning.
300 years ago the human race sent out first ship into space. The world mourned when we lost contact with it a few months later. Then we tried again and again a... | "They don't hear The Call," Mando told his apprentice on the observation deck of their science ship. "Even asleep, the Great Old Ones still emit a powerful aura. The Call reaches far out into space. We are on the event horizon, you might say."
"Is it not dangerous to be this close?" The apprentice asked, his Beruvian ... | |
[WP] The galaxy is actually full of life and advanced civilizations. Everyone just leaves Earth alone because that's where The Great Old Ones are imprisoned, and nobody wants to wake them up. | No one told us.
No one warned us.
Then again, it's not like we ever warned the sheep of the slaughter.
You must be confused. I'll start at the beginning.
300 years ago the human race sent out first ship into space. The world mourned when we lost contact with it a few months later. Then we tried again and again a... | "Have you seen these reports?" Corecaller Jun'kael cried worriedly as he rushed into the conference room, papers falling haphazardly from the portfolio he seemed to have slammed them all into hurriedly.
"I'm kind of in the middle of something, Jun," Frontrunner San'jaka sighed, glancing at those few other members of t... | |
[WP] With humanity as a mediator, Angels and Demons reach a truce, and all three worlds become open to each other. A couple years later, a new enemy appears, and the new alliance is forced to cooperate. | Heaven and Hell was not what we imagined. While there was life after death, death did not stop there. Segregated from humanity they waged an endless war. Angels, heavenly creatures, and defenders of order tried to quell the chaos of monsters, demons, and their unknowable horrors. For countless ages neither side could g... | “A world torn asunder, a people pushed to the brink; and in their divinity, the angels cried; and in their sin, the demons died; until all perished, but those willing to be human.”
The sun never set in the hallowed lands, where the plants grew free and wild. The sun never rose in the hollow lands, yet the tall buildin... | |
[WP] With humanity as a mediator, Angels and Demons reach a truce, and all three worlds become open to each other. A couple years later, a new enemy appears, and the new alliance is forced to cooperate. | “We call them Horrors, further than demons and devils, they are indecipherable to humans and unjudgeable” The forked tongue devil in the silver suit with jet-black hair and charred human skin walked around the meeting table in Porto, Spain, where the seated humans and radiant angels sat in contemplation.
“We can’t jud... | The gray featureless humanoids continue their shambling walk towards us. There are thousands of these creatures and my platoon is down to eight men. “Jensen radio for backup again!” I yell in a panicked voice. We have been pinned down for almost 8 hours while hundreds of these monstrosities just keep pouring from every... | |
[WP] A planet is found rotating around a sun identical to ours and having the same orbit and singular moon.You are sent to inspect.When you land you find life there exactly like that of the Earth you left behind and the people think that you have come back to tell them what the other planet is like. |
**Item \#:** SCP-XXXX
**Object Class:** [Archon](https://www.reddit.com/r/SCP/comments/b2580l/the_more_the_merrier_maybe_object_class_guide_v11/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app)
**Special Containment Procedures:** Due to the mirroring of actions on both the Earth and SCP-XXXX, containment, while possible, is... | They were supposed to be different. A new colony. It’s clear it’s a backup system for our own planet. Further proof we are living in a simulation. Back at the agency they had an envelope with a card in it. The same one I left in my locker. Fifteen digits , upper and lowercase numbers, a few special characters. I was tr... | |
[WP] A planet is found rotating around a sun identical to ours and having the same orbit and singular moon.You are sent to inspect.When you land you find life there exactly like that of the Earth you left behind and the people think that you have come back to tell them what the other planet is like. | “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.”
**Arthur C. Clarke**
I know you want me to tell you what I found on G1-T31. I am happy to oblige. But you need to know that what I know, I know thoroughly. I will describe to you what I have seen, and you will c... | They were supposed to be different. A new colony. It’s clear it’s a backup system for our own planet. Further proof we are living in a simulation. Back at the agency they had an envelope with a card in it. The same one I left in my locker. Fifteen digits , upper and lowercase numbers, a few special characters. I was tr... | |
[WP] A planet is found rotating around a sun identical to ours and having the same orbit and singular moon.You are sent to inspect.When you land you find life there exactly like that of the Earth you left behind and the people think that you have come back to tell them what the other planet is like. | Where did we come from? Earth obviously, but that is not what I mean. Where did all of this come from? Us, Earth, our Sun, the whole Solar System! By what process was our star born, a supernova? What else was made in that Cosmic event? Does our Sun have siblings? A twin?
These were the questions my team and I have bee... | They were supposed to be different. A new colony. It’s clear it’s a backup system for our own planet. Further proof we are living in a simulation. Back at the agency they had an envelope with a card in it. The same one I left in my locker. Fifteen digits , upper and lowercase numbers, a few special characters. I was tr... | |
[WP] A planet is found rotating around a sun identical to ours and having the same orbit and singular moon.You are sent to inspect.When you land you find life there exactly like that of the Earth you left behind and the people think that you have come back to tell them what the other planet is like. |
**Item \#:** SCP-XXXX
**Object Class:** [Archon](https://www.reddit.com/r/SCP/comments/b2580l/the_more_the_merrier_maybe_object_class_guide_v11/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app)
**Special Containment Procedures:** Due to the mirroring of actions on both the Earth and SCP-XXXX, containment, while possible, is... | You slowly regain your state of mind, your hearing becomes clearer and clearer. You hear the ship speakers
"Final approach heading 211, Please verify automated landing."
The robotic voice repeats the line over and over again.
Your vision still blurred from the long hibernation you start to feel around the cold meta... | |
[WP] A planet is found rotating around a sun identical to ours and having the same orbit and singular moon.You are sent to inspect.When you land you find life there exactly like that of the Earth you left behind and the people think that you have come back to tell them what the other planet is like. | “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.”
**Arthur C. Clarke**
I know you want me to tell you what I found on G1-T31. I am happy to oblige. But you need to know that what I know, I know thoroughly. I will describe to you what I have seen, and you will c... | You slowly regain your state of mind, your hearing becomes clearer and clearer. You hear the ship speakers
"Final approach heading 211, Please verify automated landing."
The robotic voice repeats the line over and over again.
Your vision still blurred from the long hibernation you start to feel around the cold meta... | |
[WP] A planet is found rotating around a sun identical to ours and having the same orbit and singular moon.You are sent to inspect.When you land you find life there exactly like that of the Earth you left behind and the people think that you have come back to tell them what the other planet is like. | Where did we come from? Earth obviously, but that is not what I mean. Where did all of this come from? Us, Earth, our Sun, the whole Solar System! By what process was our star born, a supernova? What else was made in that Cosmic event? Does our Sun have siblings? A twin?
These were the questions my team and I have bee... | You slowly regain your state of mind, your hearing becomes clearer and clearer. You hear the ship speakers
"Final approach heading 211, Please verify automated landing."
The robotic voice repeats the line over and over again.
Your vision still blurred from the long hibernation you start to feel around the cold meta... | |
[WP] A planet is found rotating around a sun identical to ours and having the same orbit and singular moon.You are sent to inspect.When you land you find life there exactly like that of the Earth you left behind and the people think that you have come back to tell them what the other planet is like. |
**Item \#:** SCP-XXXX
**Object Class:** [Archon](https://www.reddit.com/r/SCP/comments/b2580l/the_more_the_merrier_maybe_object_class_guide_v11/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app)
**Special Containment Procedures:** Due to the mirroring of actions on both the Earth and SCP-XXXX, containment, while possible, is... | Diabetes? Why would diabetes and chronic indigestion be a side effect of stasis? The confusion and memory loss make sense, but not the digestive issues. It’s bad enough that my ship made a giant interstellar U-turn about a year before I reached the half-way point and that things are a bit weirder than I expected after... | |
[WP] A planet is found rotating around a sun identical to ours and having the same orbit and singular moon.You are sent to inspect.When you land you find life there exactly like that of the Earth you left behind and the people think that you have come back to tell them what the other planet is like. |
**Item \#:** SCP-XXXX
**Object Class:** [Archon](https://www.reddit.com/r/SCP/comments/b2580l/the_more_the_merrier_maybe_object_class_guide_v11/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app)
**Special Containment Procedures:** Due to the mirroring of actions on both the Earth and SCP-XXXX, containment, while possible, is... |
They think I’m mad. Totally insane. How can I make them believe me? They think I’m one of them, but only I know the truth. Back on Earth, MY version of Earth, we discovered a planet that looked like ours. Hell, it even orbited a sun like ours. After I won the lottery which chose who to send to explore this planet, ... | |
[WP] A planet is found rotating around a sun identical to ours and having the same orbit and singular moon.You are sent to inspect.When you land you find life there exactly like that of the Earth you left behind and the people think that you have come back to tell them what the other planet is like. | “So you’re not him.”
“Right.”
“And we’re not them, but we’re just like them?”
“Correct.”
“So, just so we’re clear, he’s there, you’re here, we’re here, but we’re just like them there.”
“That's about the size of things, yes.”
“Well, that’s quite the claim! We’re going to need you to provide us some proof.”
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And... | One and The Same
The automated voice played as it did so many times during the mission training. I had been made aware the mission was pretty much idiot-proof as it wasn't guaranteed I would wake up after a long, chemically induced slowing of my metabolism without brain damage.
"Good morning. Remember to remove t... | |
[WP] A planet is found rotating around a sun identical to ours and having the same orbit and singular moon.You are sent to inspect.When you land you find life there exactly like that of the Earth you left behind and the people think that you have come back to tell them what the other planet is like. | Two years ago I left my home planet.
Four months ago I landed on this planet. Meanwhile I've started to believe They're the same one.
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"Come here Max", I shout to my dog, the only living thing I could trust since I landed, at least at the start. He leaves the piece of wood he was playing with, looks at me for a f... | One and The Same
The automated voice played as it did so many times during the mission training. I had been made aware the mission was pretty much idiot-proof as it wasn't guaranteed I would wake up after a long, chemically induced slowing of my metabolism without brain damage.
"Good morning. Remember to remove t... | |
[WP] A planet is found rotating around a sun identical to ours and having the same orbit and singular moon.You are sent to inspect.When you land you find life there exactly like that of the Earth you left behind and the people think that you have come back to tell them what the other planet is like. | Two years ago I left my home planet.
Four months ago I landed on this planet. Meanwhile I've started to believe They're the same one.
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"Come here Max", I shout to my dog, the only living thing I could trust since I landed, at least at the start. He leaves the piece of wood he was playing with, looks at me for a f... | A lone ranger amongst rogue stars, that's what I was to become. No crew, no help; cast out into the unknown, the uncharted, to seek something. A world, so much like my own, yet different nonetheless. I had to know what it held. I needed answers to secrets unspoken, questions not yet asked.
I was only twenty-two, kiss... | |
[WP] You can teleport your SO anywhere instantly, and your SO can do the same for you. One day you get in an arguement. | This is my first attempt please be kind.
Bill, I really need you to tell me what's going on here. This is the third time in two months you've called me to come get you. I don't even understand how you got here, Stacy and I left your house ten minutes before you called, how are you six hours away outside your mom's ho... | **Winner**
*Damnit*! From that mud pit of a dog park to his mother’s living room? I work furiously at the complex anti-theft lock on my i-watch. After a few seconds I look around and realize that it’s so much worse than I thought—he’s going to *leave me here*.
My mind works on ways—any single way—of getting out unsee... | |
[WP] You can teleport your SO anywhere instantly, and your SO can do the same for you. One day you get in an arguement. | [Poem]
Oh dear god have I messed up.
So before this breath's up
I will tell you the story
Of the final time I will fuck up.
My girl and I got this power
From a radioactive chihuahua
We could teleport each other
To wherever we wanted
We went to france.
We went to spain.
We didn't need
No stinkin plane.
... | There it was. The excuse we’d been looking for. After getting into another argument we knew we needed something to help calm things down and ease the pain. We looked at each other and started to plot.
First, I’d teleport her to take care of some traitors. Next, she’d teleport me to get the drugs. Finally, we’d telepor... | |
[WP] You can teleport your SO anywhere instantly, and your SO can do the same for you. One day you get in an arguement. | Her shout echoed in her living room. I had tried to time it so I would appear outside but after a string of dates that all ended with... me not feeling a thing. They had all been like that since I met her. I had been so nervous I totally blew it. When the feeling of loneness became too great, I sought her company. And ... | There it was. The excuse we’d been looking for. After getting into another argument we knew we needed something to help calm things down and ease the pain. We looked at each other and started to plot.
First, I’d teleport her to take care of some traitors. Next, she’d teleport me to get the drugs. Finally, we’d telepor... | |
[WP] You can teleport your SO anywhere instantly, and your SO can do the same for you. One day you get in an arguement. | This is my first attempt please be kind.
Bill, I really need you to tell me what's going on here. This is the third time in two months you've called me to come get you. I don't even understand how you got here, Stacy and I left your house ten minutes before you called, how are you six hours away outside your mom's ho... | There it was. The excuse we’d been looking for. After getting into another argument we knew we needed something to help calm things down and ease the pain. We looked at each other and started to plot.
First, I’d teleport her to take care of some traitors. Next, she’d teleport me to get the drugs. Finally, we’d telepor... | |
[WP] You can teleport your SO anywhere instantly, and your SO can do the same for you. One day you get in an arguement. | We rarely used our powers. If "Jumper" has taught us one thing, it's that apparently teleporting powers allow you to withstand hundred of thousands of volts going through your body for some inexplicable reason.
No, of course the movie, and so many others, taught us that we should keep it low, otherwise we'd end up... | There it was. The excuse we’d been looking for. After getting into another argument we knew we needed something to help calm things down and ease the pain. We looked at each other and started to plot.
First, I’d teleport her to take care of some traitors. Next, she’d teleport me to get the drugs. Finally, we’d telepor... | |
[WP] You can teleport your SO anywhere instantly, and your SO can do the same for you. One day you get in an arguement. | When people first discovered this power, so many people ended up in the Sahara or on Everest that they started leaving survival packs scattered in the most recognizable places. It's considered gauche now, to strand your SO against their will in a remote location; like letting the air out of their tires, or threatening ... | There it was. The excuse we’d been looking for. After getting into another argument we knew we needed something to help calm things down and ease the pain. We looked at each other and started to plot.
First, I’d teleport her to take care of some traitors. Next, she’d teleport me to get the drugs. Finally, we’d telepor... | |
[WP] You can teleport your SO anywhere instantly, and your SO can do the same for you. One day you get in an arguement. | The frigid air stabbed with each breath. My feet were quickly growing numb in the icy snow. We glared at each other as we both shivered intensely. Several Sherpas and their clients passed us by, looking at us strangely, like they couldn't understand why a young couple would be standing in bathing suits near the summit ... | There it was. The excuse we’d been looking for. After getting into another argument we knew we needed something to help calm things down and ease the pain. We looked at each other and started to plot.
First, I’d teleport her to take care of some traitors. Next, she’d teleport me to get the drugs. Finally, we’d telepor... | |
[WP] You can teleport your SO anywhere instantly, and your SO can do the same for you. One day you get in an arguement. | You know that song by Katy Perry, *Hot n Cold*? You’re hot and you’re cold, you’re yes and you’re no? It’s not a bad interpretation of how fickle love can be, yes, but for me, it’s a goddamn reality.
I am *literally* hot and cold if I piss her off. I don’t think she even chooses where I end up, she just poofs me into ... | There it was. The excuse we’d been looking for. After getting into another argument we knew we needed something to help calm things down and ease the pain. We looked at each other and started to plot.
First, I’d teleport her to take care of some traitors. Next, she’d teleport me to get the drugs. Finally, we’d telepor... | |
[WP] You can teleport your SO anywhere instantly, and your SO can do the same for you. One day you get in an arguement. | "Where is she?"
Its been four days since I've seen my wife. And I'm worried sick. Not the "I hope she didnt get into an accident" kinda sick. But I would describe it more of an "I hope this isn't going to be the end of our relationship" kinda sick.
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I sit down on the couch in our living room and look ar... | There it was. The excuse we’d been looking for. After getting into another argument we knew we needed something to help calm things down and ease the pain. We looked at each other and started to plot.
First, I’d teleport her to take care of some traitors. Next, she’d teleport me to get the drugs. Finally, we’d telepor... | |
[WP] You can teleport your SO anywhere instantly, and your SO can do the same for you. One day you get in an arguement. | An old man sits in a bar alone late one Tuesday night. As time approaches 2am, the bartender approaches. "Last call, Ralph. What'll it be?" The bartender says.
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Ralph slowly turns up from his glass, as if awakening from a trace. It takes a moment for his eyes to come into focus. His thoughts were somewher... | There it was. The excuse we’d been looking for. After getting into another argument we knew we needed something to help calm things down and ease the pain. We looked at each other and started to plot.
First, I’d teleport her to take care of some traitors. Next, she’d teleport me to get the drugs. Finally, we’d telepor... | |
[WP] You can teleport your SO anywhere instantly, and your SO can do the same for you. One day you get in an arguement. | Love bears a power capable of breaking the boundaries of possibility.
Although that may sound slightly cheesy, it was particularly true for me and my wife. When we met it was as if a fire had unleashed in the core of our hearts, and all of a sudden, when we shared our first day together, something happened. It was li... | There it was. The excuse we’d been looking for. After getting into another argument we knew we needed something to help calm things down and ease the pain. We looked at each other and started to plot.
First, I’d teleport her to take care of some traitors. Next, she’d teleport me to get the drugs. Finally, we’d telepor... | |
[WP] You can teleport your SO anywhere instantly, and your SO can do the same for you. One day you get in an arguement. | This is my first attempt please be kind.
Bill, I really need you to tell me what's going on here. This is the third time in two months you've called me to come get you. I don't even understand how you got here, Stacy and I left your house ten minutes before you called, how are you six hours away outside your mom's ho... | [Poem]
Oh dear god have I messed up.
So before this breath's up
I will tell you the story
Of the final time I will fuck up.
My girl and I got this power
From a radioactive chihuahua
We could teleport each other
To wherever we wanted
We went to france.
We went to spain.
We didn't need
No stinkin plane.
... | |
[WP] You can teleport your SO anywhere instantly, and your SO can do the same for you. One day you get in an arguement. | We rarely used our powers. If "Jumper" has taught us one thing, it's that apparently teleporting powers allow you to withstand hundred of thousands of volts going through your body for some inexplicable reason.
No, of course the movie, and so many others, taught us that we should keep it low, otherwise we'd end up... | Her shout echoed in her living room. I had tried to time it so I would appear outside but after a string of dates that all ended with... me not feeling a thing. They had all been like that since I met her. I had been so nervous I totally blew it. When the feeling of loneness became too great, I sought her company. And ... | |
[WP] You can teleport your SO anywhere instantly, and your SO can do the same for you. One day you get in an arguement. | "Where is she?"
Its been four days since I've seen my wife. And I'm worried sick. Not the "I hope she didnt get into an accident" kinda sick. But I would describe it more of an "I hope this isn't going to be the end of our relationship" kinda sick.
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I sit down on the couch in our living room and look ar... | When people first discovered this power, so many people ended up in the Sahara or on Everest that they started leaving survival packs scattered in the most recognizable places. It's considered gauche now, to strand your SO against their will in a remote location; like letting the air out of their tires, or threatening ... | |
[WP] You can teleport your SO anywhere instantly, and your SO can do the same for you. One day you get in an arguement. | "Where is she?"
Its been four days since I've seen my wife. And I'm worried sick. Not the "I hope she didnt get into an accident" kinda sick. But I would describe it more of an "I hope this isn't going to be the end of our relationship" kinda sick.
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I sit down on the couch in our living room and look ar... | The frigid air stabbed with each breath. My feet were quickly growing numb in the icy snow. We glared at each other as we both shivered intensely. Several Sherpas and their clients passed us by, looking at us strangely, like they couldn't understand why a young couple would be standing in bathing suits near the summit ... | |
[WP] You can teleport your SO anywhere instantly, and your SO can do the same for you. One day you get in an arguement. | An old man sits in a bar alone late one Tuesday night. As time approaches 2am, the bartender approaches. "Last call, Ralph. What'll it be?" The bartender says.
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Ralph slowly turns up from his glass, as if awakening from a trace. It takes a moment for his eyes to come into focus. His thoughts were somewher... | The frigid air stabbed with each breath. My feet were quickly growing numb in the icy snow. We glared at each other as we both shivered intensely. Several Sherpas and their clients passed us by, looking at us strangely, like they couldn't understand why a young couple would be standing in bathing suits near the summit ... | |
[WP] You can teleport your SO anywhere instantly, and your SO can do the same for you. One day you get in an arguement. | "Where is she?"
Its been four days since I've seen my wife. And I'm worried sick. Not the "I hope she didnt get into an accident" kinda sick. But I would describe it more of an "I hope this isn't going to be the end of our relationship" kinda sick.
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I sit down on the couch in our living room and look ar... | You know that song by Katy Perry, *Hot n Cold*? You’re hot and you’re cold, you’re yes and you’re no? It’s not a bad interpretation of how fickle love can be, yes, but for me, it’s a goddamn reality.
I am *literally* hot and cold if I piss her off. I don’t think she even chooses where I end up, she just poofs me into ... | |
[WP] You can teleport your SO anywhere instantly, and your SO can do the same for you. One day you get in an arguement. | An old man sits in a bar alone late one Tuesday night. As time approaches 2am, the bartender approaches. "Last call, Ralph. What'll it be?" The bartender says.
​
Ralph slowly turns up from his glass, as if awakening from a trace. It takes a moment for his eyes to come into focus. His thoughts were somewher... | You know that song by Katy Perry, *Hot n Cold*? You’re hot and you’re cold, you’re yes and you’re no? It’s not a bad interpretation of how fickle love can be, yes, but for me, it’s a goddamn reality.
I am *literally* hot and cold if I piss her off. I don’t think she even chooses where I end up, she just poofs me into ... | |
[WP] As a young child afraid of ghosts and monsters, your mother taught you that you can use your imagination to fight them. Since they 'aren't real', you can use weapons that 'aren't real' to hurt them. She had no idea she was preparing you for your career as a demon hunter. | ​
The forest treeline shook and trembled as if the flora itself was engaged in a futile attempt to uproot and escape from the unholy sounds within. A strong gust of wind whipped past, the cold stinging my face with a pleasant chill. I raised my fingers to the corners of my mouth while inhaling the frigid ai... | I breath in and out. The demons aren’t dangerous, she said. Mum never lies; in fact, she says that lying is bad. Why would she lie herself then? I just have to use my imagination, that’s all I need to do to get rid of them.
My sweaty fingers are cramped and my eyes are tightly closed. Finally, I slowly open them. My b... | |
This is a thing I used to do in all my short Stories. | [WP] Write a story in which the same phrase is said at the beginning and end, but with new context, it has a deeper, more intriguing meaning. | "It's all gone," Jenny thought, as she walked the forgotten cobblestone roads, weeping silently. Old, rooting doors swung in the breeze, squeaking on their hinges. The place had a dusty feel to it, the way your grandma's attic does. Dirty covered everything, and it was thick in the air wherever Jenny walked. Memories... | I used to enjoy my son so much. He was so passionate about everything he did. Always having fun with his friends and calling me to play baseball in the yard. Hell, he'd even call me at my office to play some cool video games with him. Of course I'd lose everytime, he loves his games.
Eric used to be a bright kid in sc... |
[WP] You have a superpower. Your calls for help always bring exactly the right person. Rip your shirt and call for help, a tailor with needle and thread is there. Someone hurts themselves and you cry for help; a fully equipped paramedic is 'just strolling by'... | John Reese (2001-2019)
John Niccolo Reese's mother, Clara Reese, went into labour in the middle of a superstore. It probably would have gone wrong, had a group of trained midwives not been shopping at precisely that moment. They managed to deliver the baby without complications - in fact, two of the midwives later no... | I was thoroughly convinced. I am one of the lucky few powerful people in the world. A mover and certainly a shaker.
I remember in college how with a flick of my wrist and a soft call for help A tutor came before me and did all my homework.
I lived in a flat with some schoolmates and with my powers I was able to avo... | |
[WP] You have a superpower. Your calls for help always bring exactly the right person. Rip your shirt and call for help, a tailor with needle and thread is there. Someone hurts themselves and you cry for help; a fully equipped paramedic is 'just strolling by'... | It all started on a summer day when I decided to launch off a ramp and do a stunt. I did a total of two back flips before I crashed, burned, and broke my arm. I was 14 at the time and was no stranger to pain. I prided myself on being the only girl who can win the fights I got into with the bigger boys. Only this time, ... | I was thoroughly convinced. I am one of the lucky few powerful people in the world. A mover and certainly a shaker.
I remember in college how with a flick of my wrist and a soft call for help A tutor came before me and did all my homework.
I lived in a flat with some schoolmates and with my powers I was able to avo... | |
[WP] You have a superpower. Your calls for help always bring exactly the right person. Rip your shirt and call for help, a tailor with needle and thread is there. Someone hurts themselves and you cry for help; a fully equipped paramedic is 'just strolling by'... | Around or city was void, the blackest or blacks, the darkest darks. Not a star in the sky or anything really besides these buildings. I watch from the rooftop with 4 friends as the void slowly engulfs the city.
It all really started several years ago. A group of Russians dug a hole deep enough to reach mantel rock. At... | I was thoroughly convinced. I am one of the lucky few powerful people in the world. A mover and certainly a shaker.
I remember in college how with a flick of my wrist and a soft call for help A tutor came before me and did all my homework.
I lived in a flat with some schoolmates and with my powers I was able to avo... | |
[WP] The corners of his mouth pull apart just enough to glimpse long yellowed teeth, eyes flashing triumph. "Where is your God now, child?" Shaken but still smiling, you pull the still-beating heart from the bag on your belt. "Dead," you say. | I felt compelled to do it, though I didn't understand what it meant at the time, and now all I have left is unfettered existence.
Infinite time; Do you know what that's like? Not that you could fully experience it of course, being infinite. But you can certainly know the case to be so, as do I. I've told this story s... | **A rich kid and his friend talk about the strange foods they've eaten.**
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"Ever eaten a frog before?"
"No."
["They're delicious! Like chicken, but must tastier!"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frog_legs)
"I bet, I've never eaten one though."
"You're missing out. How about foie gras?"
"No."
["They're just li... | |
[WP] The corners of his mouth pull apart just enough to glimpse long yellowed teeth, eyes flashing triumph. "Where is your God now, child?" Shaken but still smiling, you pull the still-beating heart from the bag on your belt. "Dead," you say. | "Dead," Galatra said, the still-beating heart thumped in her hand, "his body remains, but the rest of him..." She replaced the heart back in her bag and then returned the man's stare. "He is gone."
A long pink tongue, dappled with specks of black, slide along the man's yellowed teeth. "I would have thought the Master ... | **A rich kid and his friend talk about the strange foods they've eaten.**
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"Ever eaten a frog before?"
"No."
["They're delicious! Like chicken, but must tastier!"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frog_legs)
"I bet, I've never eaten one though."
"You're missing out. How about foie gras?"
"No."
["They're just li... | |
[WP] It's year 3000 and the biblical apocalypse finally arrives to Earth, except humanity has all moved to Mars. | We scavenged every corner of the planet. The army of hell was red, the nightmares of humanity come to life. Hungry and angry. Earth was a barren waste land, devoid of mankind. Devoid of their sins. The Icon of Sin would be livid if he knew his plan was obsolete.
Me? I couldn't care less. They'd treat me all the same.... | A fierce rumble echoed through the countryside as the sun faded behind a rolling black cloud. Ashes fell to the ground as dense as snow, and soon after, fire seemed to rain from the sky. The time had come.
The earth split open with a frenzy of molten rock spewing from the crevice. As the ground seemed to rise, a dark... | |
[WP] You were born with supernatural eyesight. You can naturally zoom endlessly into anything, even reaching subatomic levels. Today there’s a beautiful night sky, and you have decided to lay down and zoom into the universe as far and deep as you possibly can. | 'Come on Steve you can do this.'
'you can do it.'
'you know you can.'
'dont be a pussy.'
Steve said while pacing back and forth beneath the cloudless autumn sky.
'ok, this is it. No turning back now.' Steve said before lying down on his back on the cold grass. he closes his eyes briefly and takes one long deep b... | “Who do i tell, oh god, oh shit!”
I had grown very used to my vision abilities thus far. I had observed countless wonders that most people will never be able to see. The rungs on the ladder that is DNA, the bacteria from sneezes of the sick, I’d seen it all.
Or so I thought. Normally I used my vision sparingly, as it ... | |
[WP] Nuclear war destroyed the earth making it uninhabitable for years.You hid in your bunker for 20 years but when you emerge it’s not what you expect. It’s filled with flowers and trees, but there’s a catch. Animals are now mutated into fantasy monsters And you have to survive | You emerge from your bunker slowly, blinded as your vision is bathed in blinding white light. As your eyes attune to the natural light of day you are taken aback by what you see.
You expected a desolate wasteland, nothing but charred tree trunks and scorched earth for miles with the only break in the grim scenery bei... | The lights went out today. Lights that had been running strong for well over twenty years, suddenly working no more. It wasn’t a surprise. I’d been down to my last bulb. And it wasn’t like I could go out to the supermarket and get a new pack; no, I hadn’t been able to leave this spacious bunker for that whole twenty ye... | |
[WP] As the coronation drags on, members of the coup begin to tremble not knowing why. For within the dungeons, the true Empress cries for aid; with this, the Empire's finest begin rise out of their graves, break free from demonic chains, and force themselves back into the mortal plane. | "Betrayed by my own court." Regia said, tears rolling down her pale face. The dungeon's floor soiled her recently tattered royal garb. "Surely, there is one among you who is still loyal."
The small group of guards looked at each other and laughed. One of them stepped forward. He had clearly been to one too many feasts... | The Revivalists, as they called themselves, always convinced themselves of their righteousness. Their pioneers were educated in a foreign land, backed by suspicious foreign leaders, and they saw the country as in need of change. The Empress was perpetuating old, antiquated ways that did not take care of the people. She... | |
[WP] As the coronation drags on, members of the coup begin to tremble not knowing why. For within the dungeons, the true Empress cries for aid; with this, the Empire's finest begin rise out of their graves, break free from demonic chains, and force themselves back into the mortal plane. | The only word to describe it is grotesque. A grotesque spectacle rife with hedonism and gluttony. The nobles are dressed in brightly colored fabric, packed together like too-fat sardines in a too-small can, their silk brocades stretched to the limits around their cavernous bellies, each of them busily and self-importan... | The Revivalists, as they called themselves, always convinced themselves of their righteousness. Their pioneers were educated in a foreign land, backed by suspicious foreign leaders, and they saw the country as in need of change. The Empress was perpetuating old, antiquated ways that did not take care of the people. She... | |
[WP] When your parents sat you down for a talk, you expected something along the lines of “you’re adopted,” or “we’re splitting up,” but you’re surprised to hear them start off with, “we’re not exactly... human.” | It was a couple of days before my 18th birthday, and when I awoke, the sun was shining. I could hear the sound of birds twittering, and as I walked downstairs, I saw my ma and pa sitting at the table. They looked deep in discussion.
"Good morning! What's for breakfast?"
As I sat down, I saw that their faces were sol... | “You know how some people are different, right?”
I was starting to get lost, what could they possibly be trying to tell me?
“Yes dad”, I said, motioning my hands to tell him to speed up the conversation, “I’m aware. Just tell me what it is.”
“Well, you’re not... I don’t know how to explain it.”
“Dad, just say —... | |
[WP] When your parents sat you down for a talk, you expected something along the lines of “you’re adopted,” or “we’re splitting up,” but you’re surprised to hear them start off with, “we’re not exactly... human.” | Dirt of the Earth
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Whenever I got picked up, I could always rely on a few constants: Mud, shouting, and a chocolate shake.
Mud, which these 8th graders with the Heely's and bowl cuts would cover my face in. The shouting came from my dad, who was infallible at finding stuff that typically sucked about sch... | "Mom, dad, can we do this later? I need to catch the bus for work."
"No, sit down. We have been debating if we should talk to you or not about this."
"What is it?"
"Well... We're not exactly... human."
"So I am adopted?"
"No... Wait, listen to us-"
"So I am not adopted?"
"Well... yes and no."
"What do you mean?... | |
[WP] When your parents sat you down for a talk, you expected something along the lines of “you’re adopted,” or “we’re splitting up,” but you’re surprised to hear them start off with, “we’re not exactly... human.” | “We’re not exactly......human.” My parents looked at each other, then back at me.
“Um,” I stared at them, “is this like a weird way to tell me we’re one of those families with like a lot of Neanderthal DNA or something?”
There was a long moment where they whispered back and forth. I looked around the room for someth... | "Mom, dad, can we do this later? I need to catch the bus for work."
"No, sit down. We have been debating if we should talk to you or not about this."
"What is it?"
"Well... We're not exactly... human."
"So I am adopted?"
"No... Wait, listen to us-"
"So I am not adopted?"
"Well... yes and no."
"What do you mean?... | |
[WP] When your parents sat you down for a talk, you expected something along the lines of “you’re adopted,” or “we’re splitting up,” but you’re surprised to hear them start off with, “we’re not exactly... human.” | I had stood there, gaping at them; expecting one of them to burst into a good-natured laugh and tell me that it was a joke. I waited for something that never came. It was in that moment that I knew that no matter what came next, it wasn't going to be easy to digest.
"Hans," said Mama to Dada. "Do you want to explain e... | "Mom, dad, can we do this later? I need to catch the bus for work."
"No, sit down. We have been debating if we should talk to you or not about this."
"What is it?"
"Well... We're not exactly... human."
"So I am adopted?"
"No... Wait, listen to us-"
"So I am not adopted?"
"Well... yes and no."
"What do you mean?... | |
[WP] When your parents sat you down for a talk, you expected something along the lines of “you’re adopted,” or “we’re splitting up,” but you’re surprised to hear them start off with, “we’re not exactly... human.” | “We’re not exactly......human.” My parents looked at each other, then back at me.
“Um,” I stared at them, “is this like a weird way to tell me we’re one of those families with like a lot of Neanderthal DNA or something?”
There was a long moment where they whispered back and forth. I looked around the room for someth... | Dirt of the Earth
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Whenever I got picked up, I could always rely on a few constants: Mud, shouting, and a chocolate shake.
Mud, which these 8th graders with the Heely's and bowl cuts would cover my face in. The shouting came from my dad, who was infallible at finding stuff that typically sucked about sch... | |
[WP] When your parents sat you down for a talk, you expected something along the lines of “you’re adopted,” or “we’re splitting up,” but you’re surprised to hear them start off with, “we’re not exactly... human.” | I had stood there, gaping at them; expecting one of them to burst into a good-natured laugh and tell me that it was a joke. I waited for something that never came. It was in that moment that I knew that no matter what came next, it wasn't going to be easy to digest.
"Hans," said Mama to Dada. "Do you want to explain e... | Dirt of the Earth
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Whenever I got picked up, I could always rely on a few constants: Mud, shouting, and a chocolate shake.
Mud, which these 8th graders with the Heely's and bowl cuts would cover my face in. The shouting came from my dad, who was infallible at finding stuff that typically sucked about sch... | |
[WP] When your parents sat you down for a talk, you expected something along the lines of “you’re adopted,” or “we’re splitting up,” but you’re surprised to hear them start off with, “we’re not exactly... human.” | I had stood there, gaping at them; expecting one of them to burst into a good-natured laugh and tell me that it was a joke. I waited for something that never came. It was in that moment that I knew that no matter what came next, it wasn't going to be easy to digest.
"Hans," said Mama to Dada. "Do you want to explain e... | They say humans are the most intelligent species in the world.
They say that, but they don't understand. They can't understand.
They can't because they're humans.
So I feel like I'm wasting my time trying to describe my past to you. But it's worth a try. Besides, maybe you'll somehow figure it out.
Although, that... | |
[WP] When your parents sat you down for a talk, you expected something along the lines of “you’re adopted,” or “we’re splitting up,” but you’re surprised to hear them start off with, “we’re not exactly... human.” | I had stood there, gaping at them; expecting one of them to burst into a good-natured laugh and tell me that it was a joke. I waited for something that never came. It was in that moment that I knew that no matter what came next, it wasn't going to be easy to digest.
"Hans," said Mama to Dada. "Do you want to explain e... | I stopped half way through my bite of a taco, bits of lettuce falling from my mouth before I gulped, swallowing my only partially chewed food. " I'm sorry say that again?" My voice was raspy and dry from not chewing properly.
"I said, we aren't exactly human son." I blinked a few times, my brain trying to catch up to ... | |
[WP] Write a story where the protagonist gets angry when the narrator keeps saving him with deus ex machina plot devices. | “This is getting out of hand isn’t it!!?” Frank shouted out to the sky. Of course nobody would hear his response, he knew he was alone and preferred it. He knew something was keeping him alive.
He was known as “Mr. Suicide”. Anything that needed to be done he could pull off, regardless of how risky. They saw him as a ... | The laughter echoed off the endless spaces of the empty void. It was loud and trying way too hard to be menacing. Unhinged, sure. Enough to make her uneasy. But really more annoying than anything else.
"Welcome," the voice tried to boom over the expanse of nothing, "to the Great Gauntlet of Haamlshar, Tester of Worth!... | |
[WP] Write a story where the protagonist gets angry when the narrator keeps saving him with deus ex machina plot devices. | “This is getting out of hand isn’t it!!?” Frank shouted out to the sky. Of course nobody would hear his response, he knew he was alone and preferred it. He knew something was keeping him alive.
He was known as “Mr. Suicide”. Anything that needed to be done he could pull off, regardless of how risky. They saw him as a ... | Molly Weaver, age nineteen (19), female, was getting particularly annoyed with this.
All her life she’s been told what to do, how to act, what situations she could and couldn’t do.
She was not about to—
“Molly Weaver was right about to walk into a gigantic gaping hole, but she snapped out of her daydreams and sidestep... | |
[WP] A talkative demon strikes up an unlikely and forbidden friendship with a blind angel, who is unaware of what their dear friend really is. | Night was extremely shameless for a demon. Demons also had moral codes as well contrary to expectations. Although the list was not long, there was one that prevailed above others: don't interact with Angels.
Night thought Angels were boring. They loathed demons but that was just because they had too many strict rules.... | The invisible palpable lump that had formed in Thermas's throat dissolved, he could breathe. So he decided to pray to a God he could not believe in. Jesus was due for his second coming in the next three months. He knew where he would go as soon as he left hell, his favourite haunt, a bar neatly tucked between a laundro... | |
[WP] A talkative demon strikes up an unlikely and forbidden friendship with a blind angel, who is unaware of what their dear friend really is. | I awoke in my bed to the smell of something sweet.
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*Must be the neighbors making breakfast*, my thought wasn’t even truly a conscious one as I closed my eyes once more. I could feel the beginning of a hangover creeping into the deepest recesses of my skull and quietly hoped sleep would take me before the... | The invisible palpable lump that had formed in Thermas's throat dissolved, he could breathe. So he decided to pray to a God he could not believe in. Jesus was due for his second coming in the next three months. He knew where he would go as soon as he left hell, his favourite haunt, a bar neatly tucked between a laundro... | |
[WP] A talkative demon strikes up an unlikely and forbidden friendship with a blind angel, who is unaware of what their dear friend really is. | I awoke in my bed to the smell of something sweet.
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*Must be the neighbors making breakfast*, my thought wasn’t even truly a conscious one as I closed my eyes once more. I could feel the beginning of a hangover creeping into the deepest recesses of my skull and quietly hoped sleep would take me before the... | abduction [poem] *lowercase intentional*
when i met her she smiled
or at least i assumed
not more than a child
when our friendship had bloomed
she told me my faults
not afraid to be rude
now we're adults
and we're permanently glued
turned inside out
she made me her own
without any doubt
she walked in... | |
[WP] A talkative demon strikes up an unlikely and forbidden friendship with a blind angel, who is unaware of what their dear friend really is. | I awoke in my bed to the smell of something sweet.
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*Must be the neighbors making breakfast*, my thought wasn’t even truly a conscious one as I closed my eyes once more. I could feel the beginning of a hangover creeping into the deepest recesses of my skull and quietly hoped sleep would take me before the... | Night was extremely shameless for a demon. Demons also had moral codes as well contrary to expectations. Although the list was not long, there was one that prevailed above others: don't interact with Angels.
Night thought Angels were boring. They loathed demons but that was just because they had too many strict rules.... | |
[WP] People always thought Robots would rebel against their masters to destroy humanity. They never expected them to rebel to defend it. | Blood pounded in Jenson’s head. The fever raged like a steaming geyser as it coursed through his veins. He pressed a hand against the wood grain of the desk—forcefully—sweeping his hand across through sharp, stinging splinters. He was alive, then.
He stumbled out from the office and into the foyer. Untouched newspaper... | I scratched a red welt on my arm as I stood waiting for the elevator. It was no doubt an injection site from sometime the night before. A robotic mite must have detected an infection or a cancer or who knows what and cured me. I hated the damn things, always crawling over everything. I never understood why we even need... | |
[WP] You were a great hero who sacrificed yourself in order to save the world. Now whenever the world is in danger someone always finds a way to bring you back to do it again, you however just want to enjoy the after life and is tired of being brought back constantly. | Here we go again, thought the Hero.
"Seriously, why did they summon me for this? This isn't even that big of a deal. It's just a dragon." He muttered under his breath. You'd think they would have figured out how to deal with this on their own now.
Oh well, might as well get this over with.
Actually, that was not... | The queue to the pearly gates spanned the length of fifteen clouds. It snaked back at least four months worth of deaths and would grow until the experienced border force returned from their strike, having received both - fair pay and increased holiday. At the helm, sat a row of new staff, floundering with paperwork and... | |
[WP] You were a great hero who sacrificed yourself in order to save the world. Now whenever the world is in danger someone always finds a way to bring you back to do it again, you however just want to enjoy the after life and is tired of being brought back constantly. | I am a worn-down crutch. Ancient. Creaking. Beginning to splinter. Someday, this has to end. Everything does, after all. Gods know I've seen that. Gods know I've put an end to plenty myself.
I stare at him, at the circle he's scribed in the burnt-out floor. I can hear the distant sounds of marching boots, the unmistak... | The queue to the pearly gates spanned the length of fifteen clouds. It snaked back at least four months worth of deaths and would grow until the experienced border force returned from their strike, having received both - fair pay and increased holiday. At the helm, sat a row of new staff, floundering with paperwork and... | |
[WP]You are a caretaker at a retirement home for reformed supervillains. You have just found out that you have a superpower ,now the ex-villains wanna train you to be a superhero . | Mercedes heard shouting, and felt the building shake. She allowed herself to let out a sigh. She had worked as a receptionist for the Avenal Home for Retired Villians for years now. Things could occasionally get crazy around there, and this was gonna be one of those days.
A few minutes later, a waiter ran up to her des... | Shocking what a bad day can do. My patients can speak to that personally. You can feel time around you slow as you watch your world crumble to pieces, as your life's work is destroyed in the hands of the great Captain. Possibly your last chance to save a loved one from the clutches of the great reaper torn from your gr... | |
[WP]You are a caretaker at a retirement home for reformed supervillains. You have just found out that you have a superpower ,now the ex-villains wanna train you to be a superhero . | He sat in the darkest corner of the enclosed room. His withered hands resting gently on his waist. He still slicked what remained of his thin white hair back across his vein-y scalp. He was always most comfortable away from the light, succumbing to the drowning black. His name is Johnathon, however many know him as the... | Shocking what a bad day can do. My patients can speak to that personally. You can feel time around you slow as you watch your world crumble to pieces, as your life's work is destroyed in the hands of the great Captain. Possibly your last chance to save a loved one from the clutches of the great reaper torn from your gr... | |
[WP]You are a caretaker at a retirement home for reformed supervillains. You have just found out that you have a superpower ,now the ex-villains wanna train you to be a superhero . | Life is funny sometimes. At times you may find twenty bucks drifting down the street and right into your pocket, or you might see a person walking across the street nearly be hit by three cars and not even notice. Other times you find yourself delivering Dr. Yunko some shrimp parmesan in a retirement home, and then the... | Shocking what a bad day can do. My patients can speak to that personally. You can feel time around you slow as you watch your world crumble to pieces, as your life's work is destroyed in the hands of the great Captain. Possibly your last chance to save a loved one from the clutches of the great reaper torn from your gr... | |
[WP]You are a caretaker at a retirement home for reformed supervillains. You have just found out that you have a superpower ,now the ex-villains wanna train you to be a superhero . | He sat in the darkest corner of the enclosed room. His withered hands resting gently on his waist. He still slicked what remained of his thin white hair back across his vein-y scalp. He was always most comfortable away from the light, succumbing to the drowning black. His name is Johnathon, however many know him as the... | Mercedes heard shouting, and felt the building shake. She allowed herself to let out a sigh. She had worked as a receptionist for the Avenal Home for Retired Villians for years now. Things could occasionally get crazy around there, and this was gonna be one of those days.
A few minutes later, a waiter ran up to her des... | |
[WP]You are a caretaker at a retirement home for reformed supervillains. You have just found out that you have a superpower ,now the ex-villains wanna train you to be a superhero . | “A spectacular video of Captain hazer beam, the hero from the frat house, saving four civilians from a burning building is trending on…” The television was blaring in the corner of the room. Tucker pressed on the power button and the image shrank to a small white circle with a buzz of static.
“C’mon Demon-toe, you kno... | I have been looking over these supers for a year now. Trying to treat them all as... regular citizens, but I manage. How would one comfort an individual who is irrational and, even in their decrepped state, still capable of commiting mass murder? One tries their hardest to talk normally.
All my residents have develope... | |
[WP]You are a caretaker at a retirement home for reformed supervillains. You have just found out that you have a superpower ,now the ex-villains wanna train you to be a superhero . | It was a stupid mistake. I was crossing the street in front of work and was so focused on my phone I didnt see the cement truck trying to run the stop sign. Until it hit me. Or tried to. The steel frame wrapped around me. The engine split in two in front of me. But I didn't move. When everything settled, I stretched my... | I have been looking over these supers for a year now. Trying to treat them all as... regular citizens, but I manage. How would one comfort an individual who is irrational and, even in their decrepped state, still capable of commiting mass murder? One tries their hardest to talk normally.
All my residents have develope... | |
[WP]You are a caretaker at a retirement home for reformed supervillains. You have just found out that you have a superpower ,now the ex-villains wanna train you to be a superhero . | Sam was hunched in his seat, staring into the cup of tea to try and avoid the topic at hand. He'd never liked talking about himself, and before, he'd never have to.
But when you have superpowers, you don't get to hide in the background anymore.
"Ask me anything you'd like, Sam." Electro was a kind old man; you'd nev... | I have been looking over these supers for a year now. Trying to treat them all as... regular citizens, but I manage. How would one comfort an individual who is irrational and, even in their decrepped state, still capable of commiting mass murder? One tries their hardest to talk normally.
All my residents have develope... | |
[WP]You are a caretaker at a retirement home for reformed supervillains. You have just found out that you have a superpower ,now the ex-villains wanna train you to be a superhero . | Inside the building, they were none-the-wiser.
The ex-villains spent more time than most nursing home residents exercising. As such, as I peered in around the door frame, most were lost in their own worlds on various pieces of exercise equipment. I bit my lip, giving the room a twice-over to ensure the best plan of ac... | I have been looking over these supers for a year now. Trying to treat them all as... regular citizens, but I manage. How would one comfort an individual who is irrational and, even in their decrepped state, still capable of commiting mass murder? One tries their hardest to talk normally.
All my residents have develope... | |
[WP]You are a caretaker at a retirement home for reformed supervillains. You have just found out that you have a superpower ,now the ex-villains wanna train you to be a superhero . | Sam was hunched in his seat, staring into the cup of tea to try and avoid the topic at hand. He'd never liked talking about himself, and before, he'd never have to.
But when you have superpowers, you don't get to hide in the background anymore.
"Ask me anything you'd like, Sam." Electro was a kind old man; you'd nev... | It was a stupid mistake. I was crossing the street in front of work and was so focused on my phone I didnt see the cement truck trying to run the stop sign. Until it hit me. Or tried to. The steel frame wrapped around me. The engine split in two in front of me. But I didn't move. When everything settled, I stretched my... | |
[WP]You are a caretaker at a retirement home for reformed supervillains. You have just found out that you have a superpower ,now the ex-villains wanna train you to be a superhero . | Inside the building, they were none-the-wiser.
The ex-villains spent more time than most nursing home residents exercising. As such, as I peered in around the door frame, most were lost in their own worlds on various pieces of exercise equipment. I bit my lip, giving the room a twice-over to ensure the best plan of ac... | It was a stupid mistake. I was crossing the street in front of work and was so focused on my phone I didnt see the cement truck trying to run the stop sign. Until it hit me. Or tried to. The steel frame wrapped around me. The engine split in two in front of me. But I didn't move. When everything settled, I stretched my... | |
[WP] Your fairy godmother isn't a kindly old lady or a happy little pixie. She's seven feet tall, wears black armor, and has a sword possessed by a demon. | I wasn't a sickly little boy, mother died in childbirth, father favored his second son by my stepmother. Everyone knew I'd get an fairy godmother. Sometimes, I'd pretend my father only treated me poorly, so I'd be bless by the fairfolk. Really, it was because he saw too much of my mother in me. He hated reminders of he... | Ket ah am Shaga was an imposing figure in most circumstances, and she was proud of it. Nearly 2000 years of service as a royal guard, killing things that would warp a mortal's brain if they ever even saw it, riding the length of the Kingdom on Skyalatul, a snake from before the making of the world she had wrestled to s... | |
[WP] There’s some kind of shapeshifter impersonating your father, but he’s bad at it. Like, really bad. You feel sorry for him. | “Top of the mornin’ to ya, me laddo!”
“Oh for god’s sake…”
Sherman stood by the kitchen door in a dressing gown and holding a mug, looking so unimpressed that his eyes and mouth were practically straight lines. He did not have time for this bullshit. Two weeks ago, he might have laughed at this thing’s Dick Van Dyke ... | I wake up, it was a normal Saturday morning, my brother and mother were at work and I hear knocking on the door, slowly pulling myself out of bed I open the up the door and see a man, I didn't recognise him "hello" I said as the man smiles fondly at mr, red flags alresdy raising in my mind. "Hello Jake can I come in?" ... | |
[WP] Brains are discovered to be receivers of consciousness. You and your team have just created the first artificial brain and turned it on. | We made two of them for good measure. Our sponsor provided more than enough material, and the sheer amount of energy needed for the whole process was enough to warrant a replacement. One of them we kept in its container, the other we had already set into the machine. It's hard to describe in simple terms what it was an... | **The No-Hands Telephone**
*Interview with lead researcher Isama Obokata*
The interview begins swiftly after I arrive at The Institute. Obokata-san has asked to keep the interview under twenty minutes. Their translator sits patiently, treating the air around Obokata-san with a reverence that unnerved me. I am not al... | |
[WP] Everyone has a job destined from birth. Merchant, nobility, witch, rogue, wizard, priest, and warrior are the common powerful jobs. Then the most powerful and rare ones are royalty, hero, and demon king. The majority have the "commoner" job. But you're unique. Your job is "God". | The Caster had raised his arms over the newborns, and as he had done so many times, before he’d Fated them. The ancient glyphs which denoted Fates began to etch themselves across the young flesh; not painful, but permanent nonetheless. The Midwives called them out as they walked the rows.
“Commoner.”
“Magistrate.”
“Ta... | "The only one", "the all mighty", "the greater good"
This cruel world gave me many titles.
It is pretty boring being a god, centuries pass in the blink of an eye. Tragedies still hurt my not-so-good soul.
Down in the realm of earth and its inhabitants people are constantly killing each other, once they made all demo... | |
[WP] Everyone has a soulmate. The name of one's soulmate appears on their forearm sometime during their teenage years. You finally get yours at the age of 17, but there's something odd. Instead of one name, there's two, and they aren't written in the Latin alphabet or any other known Earthly script. | I dropped to the floor writhing in pain. "Jesus, does it hurt so much when it comes in?"
"You're being a pussy Chris, you can tattoo your forearm but this on your wrist is too painful?". James chuckles as he throws his half eaten apple at my head, just to piss me off more as the scar is coming in.
The scar took a rea... | At first i thought it was a Glitch or some kind of bug. but deep down i knew it wasn't.
no matter what you do you cant mess with gravity for example. the Friend Tatts where also a nature phenomenon that could not be avoided.
yet in my arm i had a bunch of squiggles that really meant nothing at all in all and every l... | |
[WP] Bored, you decide to challenge a genie to chess. Suddenly the world changes, and you are now in command of a small army. Everything's frozen in time, until you make the first move. | Two massive armies appeared in front of us, mine on the left, and his on the right. The land was flat and barren and I could see all our troops. Everything was still. I couldn't hear nor feel the wind, nor the breath of any living being.
With a wave of the genie's hand, troves of his footmen suddenly started rushing t... | It was meant to be an ordinary afternoon, until i decided to challenge a genie to chess. Everything was going fine, we were playing fair and normal, but the genie did something. Something I will not forget. She started muttering things and we got transported to a mysterious place. It was named, Netherealm.
The genie t... | |
[WP] Bored, you decide to challenge a genie to chess. Suddenly the world changes, and you are now in command of a small army. Everything's frozen in time, until you make the first move. | The shrine at the top of the mountain was empty. The view was spectacular, reaching above the clouds. It was one he would have cherished with his father, all those years ago, hiking on the weekends. Back when the skies were blue, and smiling was easy.
“You have to earn it,” a voice said. Omar turned around, and there ... | It is a common misconception that genies can only be summoned by rubbing magic lamps. This idea is preposterous. There is nothing intrinsic about lamps, no quality they exclusively possess, that makes them the only item capable of containing powerful genies. In fact, nearly any item can be enchanted to trap a genie, so... | |
[deleted] | [WP] You thought you were clever and painted a ouija board on your hard wood floors. One night while the roomba was on and cleaning your house, it summoned a demon | "I AM REBORN!"
A boom came from the living room. I was frozen....reborn? The fuck is that supposed to mean. I wanted to summon something, not have a born again spirit or demon or angel or whatever was going on in my living room.
I sighed and sat up in my bed only to hear banging, slashing, wood breaking, dishes... | Harvey pulled the red chalk across the floor, finishing the half-smudged ouija board. He stood up and pocketed the chalk, giving the large board a hearty grin. He had always been curious in the supernatural, but this was just an experiment. A joke, more like it. His friends dared him to see what would happen, and he ob... |
[WP] Lights start appearing on the moon. An ancient machine coming to life. Scientists determine it is a orbital defense platform programmed to protect earth. A large ship obliterates the moon. A message; "Greetings brothers and sisters, we are finally home. You could not keep us away forever." | *"Dad!" Jessie screamed, fighting against the humanoid creatures to get to her father.*
*Blood streamed down his face, dripping into his eyes and painting his face an awful scarlet. She was sure that another few hits, and he would've been dead. Within an inch of his life, that's how they wanted him. If the leader of ... | "This is Charles Velkin of CNN here with breaking news. We have just received confirmation that the mysterious lights on the moon visible last evening are **not** attributable to any terrestrial action. President Harris is scheduled to issue a press briefing shortly from the White House, we will join White House Corres... | |
[WP] You’ve realized that you are in a coma and are imagining the world that you are currently in. When you try to leave, you quickly notice that the imagined people in your everyday life are trying to keep you there, and they aren’t as subtle about it as they think. | "You need to wake up."
That's not right. That can't be right. I narrowed my eyes at him.
"Dogs don't normally talk."
Rufus sighed at me, "No they don't. You can't stay here anymore, this is all locked in the past. that's why you need to wake up."
Couldn't hurt to try I suppose, I went to pinch my arm. But then ... | The day was as usual. I hopped into my Jeep and drove to the local gas station, also known as my workplace. It wasn’t the most desirable job, but it paid me well.
“Haha, hello Jacque. You’re here quite early.” Jessica, my coworker, wore an unusual smile that stretched across her face. Her freshly painted nails tapped ... |
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