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[WP] in the year 1105 BC you helped a man escape an imprisonment. Before you parted ways he says to make a blood oath. You didn’t think much of it but you also cut your hand and shake. He says that you’ll live as long as he does. Well, now it’s the year 2020 and you’ve been searching for this man. | Nonus was a cruel man; a jailer. Renowned throughout Gaul and Germania for his participation in the slave trade. Someone you’ve beaten into submission for years and years will never say no to your every whim and need.
I was ten years old when he bought me.
I was thirteen when I caught his eye for the first time. I gu... | A nice, warm, august morning. Birds where singing and you could hear some slow music, but vaguely.
" God dang it, i forgot to close the fuc*ing window again" I spoke angrily to myself.
"Alexa, close the Windows, draw the curtains and turn on the AC on, uh..uh.. 70 degrees"
I always forget that I have to use the impe... | |
[WP] in the year 1105 BC you helped a man escape an imprisonment. Before you parted ways he says to make a blood oath. You didn’t think much of it but you also cut your hand and shake. He says that you’ll live as long as he does. Well, now it’s the year 2020 and you’ve been searching for this man. | It's been a ridiculous amount of time already, and I've had enough.
I've been searching for this man. A unique man, I may add.
He's not your typical dude. You want to know why? Because he isn't from this time period. In fact, I didn't meet him at the turn of the 20th Century; I met him during an older date.
You kno... | A nice, warm, august morning. Birds where singing and you could hear some slow music, but vaguely.
" God dang it, i forgot to close the fuc*ing window again" I spoke angrily to myself.
"Alexa, close the Windows, draw the curtains and turn on the AC on, uh..uh.. 70 degrees"
I always forget that I have to use the impe... | |
[WP] in the year 1105 BC you helped a man escape an imprisonment. Before you parted ways he says to make a blood oath. You didn’t think much of it but you also cut your hand and shake. He says that you’ll live as long as he does. Well, now it’s the year 2020 and you’ve been searching for this man. | *The bronze dagger cut at the palm, the skin peeling away easily. A line of red. Somewhere in the tent a torched flickered, caught by a strong gust of wind. Canvas flailed against itself in the torrent outside.*
*“Take my hand, brother.”*
*Darius reached out his hand….*
“No!” he awoke in a sweat, tangled in bedsheet... | A nice, warm, august morning. Birds where singing and you could hear some slow music, but vaguely.
" God dang it, i forgot to close the fuc*ing window again" I spoke angrily to myself.
"Alexa, close the Windows, draw the curtains and turn on the AC on, uh..uh.. 70 degrees"
I always forget that I have to use the impe... | |
[WP] in the year 1105 BC you helped a man escape an imprisonment. Before you parted ways he says to make a blood oath. You didn’t think much of it but you also cut your hand and shake. He says that you’ll live as long as he does. Well, now it’s the year 2020 and you’ve been searching for this man. | We had both been wanderers when we met, far from our birth lands. How I found him that day I’ll never know. Was it just random chance or the will of the gods?
He had been bound hand a foot and placed in a tide pool. The local tribe was offering him as a sacrifice to their sea deity. I climbed over the rocks just in ti... | "Shake my hand."
Those were the last words I heard him speak. The escape operation had been incredibly difficult. There were enough guards to fill a soccer stadium surrounding this prison for one person. The person I had just killed each and every last guard to free. He had told me to make a blood oath, and become blo... | |
[WP] in the year 1105 BC you helped a man escape an imprisonment. Before you parted ways he says to make a blood oath. You didn’t think much of it but you also cut your hand and shake. He says that you’ll live as long as he does. Well, now it’s the year 2020 and you’ve been searching for this man. | Nonus was a cruel man; a jailer. Renowned throughout Gaul and Germania for his participation in the slave trade. Someone you’ve beaten into submission for years and years will never say no to your every whim and need.
I was ten years old when he bought me.
I was thirteen when I caught his eye for the first time. I gu... | "Shake my hand."
Those were the last words I heard him speak. The escape operation had been incredibly difficult. There were enough guards to fill a soccer stadium surrounding this prison for one person. The person I had just killed each and every last guard to free. He had told me to make a blood oath, and become blo... | |
[WP] in the year 1105 BC you helped a man escape an imprisonment. Before you parted ways he says to make a blood oath. You didn’t think much of it but you also cut your hand and shake. He says that you’ll live as long as he does. Well, now it’s the year 2020 and you’ve been searching for this man. | Nonus was a cruel man; a jailer. Renowned throughout Gaul and Germania for his participation in the slave trade. Someone you’ve beaten into submission for years and years will never say no to your every whim and need.
I was ten years old when he bought me.
I was thirteen when I caught his eye for the first time. I gu... | Another New Years came and went. Just like the hundreds of times before. After I met that man time has just become a blur to me. A year to the average person may be a long time filled with countless memories and experiences. Years to me are just moments for me. I can’t recall exactly what happened last year, or the yea... | |
[WP] in the year 1105 BC you helped a man escape an imprisonment. Before you parted ways he says to make a blood oath. You didn’t think much of it but you also cut your hand and shake. He says that you’ll live as long as he does. Well, now it’s the year 2020 and you’ve been searching for this man. | It's been a ridiculous amount of time already, and I've had enough.
I've been searching for this man. A unique man, I may add.
He's not your typical dude. You want to know why? Because he isn't from this time period. In fact, I didn't meet him at the turn of the 20th Century; I met him during an older date.
You kno... | Another New Years came and went. Just like the hundreds of times before. After I met that man time has just become a blur to me. A year to the average person may be a long time filled with countless memories and experiences. Years to me are just moments for me. I can’t recall exactly what happened last year, or the yea... | |
[WP] in the year 1105 BC you helped a man escape an imprisonment. Before you parted ways he says to make a blood oath. You didn’t think much of it but you also cut your hand and shake. He says that you’ll live as long as he does. Well, now it’s the year 2020 and you’ve been searching for this man. | *The bronze dagger cut at the palm, the skin peeling away easily. A line of red. Somewhere in the tent a torched flickered, caught by a strong gust of wind. Canvas flailed against itself in the torrent outside.*
*“Take my hand, brother.”*
*Darius reached out his hand….*
“No!” he awoke in a sweat, tangled in bedsheet... | Another New Years came and went. Just like the hundreds of times before. After I met that man time has just become a blur to me. A year to the average person may be a long time filled with countless memories and experiences. Years to me are just moments for me. I can’t recall exactly what happened last year, or the yea... | |
[WP] in the year 1105 BC you helped a man escape an imprisonment. Before you parted ways he says to make a blood oath. You didn’t think much of it but you also cut your hand and shake. He says that you’ll live as long as he does. Well, now it’s the year 2020 and you’ve been searching for this man. | “What will it be?”
“Caramel coated donut, please.”
Another day, another hour, another second; I might as well be a master of time. I had seen so many events take place. Though historians liked to talk about it like it were the most fascinating thing to exist, I couldn’t help but frown. Most of what they talked about,... | Another New Years came and went. Just like the hundreds of times before. After I met that man time has just become a blur to me. A year to the average person may be a long time filled with countless memories and experiences. Years to me are just moments for me. I can’t recall exactly what happened last year, or the yea... | |
[WP] in the year 1105 BC you helped a man escape an imprisonment. Before you parted ways he says to make a blood oath. You didn’t think much of it but you also cut your hand and shake. He says that you’ll live as long as he does. Well, now it’s the year 2020 and you’ve been searching for this man. | Not much more binds people than to share a pain, a trouble, a fear in life. Or at least, that is how I met most of the people whose faces I can still remember in my old age. Maybe that says more about me than them.
We were locked in a prison with no light. I remember how in the Dark Knight Rises, Bane tells Batman tha... | Another New Years came and went. Just like the hundreds of times before. After I met that man time has just become a blur to me. A year to the average person may be a long time filled with countless memories and experiences. Years to me are just moments for me. I can’t recall exactly what happened last year, or the yea... | |
[WP] in the year 1105 BC you helped a man escape an imprisonment. Before you parted ways he says to make a blood oath. You didn’t think much of it but you also cut your hand and shake. He says that you’ll live as long as he does. Well, now it’s the year 2020 and you’ve been searching for this man. | I told myself I would never forget his face. Just last night I redrew his features, just like every week since I realised I was not going to die. But now I was standing there, in an old home of mine, from two thousand years ago, and I was looking at another image I made. “Roman Mosaic discovered” was the headline this ... | Another New Years came and went. Just like the hundreds of times before. After I met that man time has just become a blur to me. A year to the average person may be a long time filled with countless memories and experiences. Years to me are just moments for me. I can’t recall exactly what happened last year, or the yea... | |
[WP] A shapeshifter takes on the faces of loved ones for dying patients who don't have family left. | She was admitted to the hospice two weeks ago. Mary Beatrice Rogers came alone with her long grey, slightly curly hair done up in a messy bun and a roller suitcase that could fit in an overhead bin. She seemed to be in good spirits. She greeted each staff member she came across, chatted, and tried to remember their nam... | A lost soul is stuck on earth; he wants to be with his daughter again. to see her one last time, he visits dying people to see if it's his daughter, because that would be the only way he can contact her again and would be the first in over fifty years years since he froze to death in space due to improperly insulated c... | |
[WP] A shapeshifter takes on the faces of loved ones for dying patients who don't have family left. | I had the power at a young age.
I didn’t know how or why, but I kept it a secret from everyone. My family constantly watched dark theories when I was in my room, which led me scared that I would be taken and experimented on by the government.
I was glad that I was smart; I didn’t abuse my power unless I felt like I n... | A lost soul is stuck on earth; he wants to be with his daughter again. to see her one last time, he visits dying people to see if it's his daughter, because that would be the only way he can contact her again and would be the first in over fifty years years since he froze to death in space due to improperly insulated c... | |
[WP] A shapeshifter takes on the faces of loved ones for dying patients who don't have family left. | The Ghost of 427. That was what he was known as among the orderlies.
He was a middle aged man who was admitted a month ago. In that time, he hasn’t spoken a word to anyone, and despite the efforts from the medical staff, had no discernible relatives or friends. He was the very definition of nonexistence.
And now, he ... | A lost soul is stuck on earth; he wants to be with his daughter again. to see her one last time, he visits dying people to see if it's his daughter, because that would be the only way he can contact her again and would be the first in over fifty years years since he froze to death in space due to improperly insulated c... | |
[WP] A shapeshifter takes on the faces of loved ones for dying patients who don't have family left. | The Ghost of 427. That was what he was known as among the orderlies.
He was a middle aged man who was admitted a month ago. In that time, he hasn’t spoken a word to anyone, and despite the efforts from the medical staff, had no discernible relatives or friends. He was the very definition of nonexistence.
And now, he ... | (Guys, sincerely, thanks for all the great posts. This is definitely the biggest response I have ever received here so I thought I might as well include my own note.)
 
The serenade of violin plucks.
 
They drew his faded eyes from the pristine plaster walls.
 
Though his vision had all bu... | |
[WP] A shapeshifter takes on the faces of loved ones for dying patients who don't have family left. | The Ghost of 427. That was what he was known as among the orderlies.
He was a middle aged man who was admitted a month ago. In that time, he hasn’t spoken a word to anyone, and despite the efforts from the medical staff, had no discernible relatives or friends. He was the very definition of nonexistence.
And now, he ... | She was admitted to the hospice two weeks ago. Mary Beatrice Rogers came alone with her long grey, slightly curly hair done up in a messy bun and a roller suitcase that could fit in an overhead bin. She seemed to be in good spirits. She greeted each staff member she came across, chatted, and tried to remember their nam... | |
[WP] A shapeshifter takes on the faces of loved ones for dying patients who don't have family left. | I was never good at names. They were nothing more then words that flow in one ear and out the other. After meeting so many people and hearing their life story, that tends to happen alot. I do however remember faces. Not just any face... her face.
She was young. A sweet girl in her mid twenties with dull mouse brown h... | Moira Green straightened her blouse in the bathroom of St Charles Hospice Care, carefully flattening the folds and puffs of stubborn fabric. It was a dull yet flowing blue, with a white undershirt just barely visible underneath. Having no idea what to wear, she supposed anything will do. It didn’t matter. Her appearanc... | |
[WP] A shapeshifter takes on the faces of loved ones for dying patients who don't have family left. | I was never good at names. They were nothing more then words that flow in one ear and out the other. After meeting so many people and hearing their life story, that tends to happen alot. I do however remember faces. Not just any face... her face.
She was young. A sweet girl in her mid twenties with dull mouse brown h... | Every night I talk to Death. He tells me who is going to die next and I visit those poor souls during their last day. It's not an easy job since they cannot tell anyone about what they see and have to be conscious enough to actually see it. Today I am going to visit a young man who survived a car crash, whose fiancee d... | |
[WP] A human can only become a god if they are entirely sane or entirely insane. | [Part I](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/cygoef/wp_its_the_year_2065_and_no_one_goes_to_school/eyswuj3?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x)
[Part II](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/cyafuw/wp_gods_get_their_powers_from_humans_believing_in/eysyqpu?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2... | [poem] (sort of.. more of a fantasy article..)
We perceive sanity as the lack of reaction or the reaction to things, we call those who run out in the woods yelling and whooping for joy as the insane.
The sane we say; are the nobles sheltered in their stone fortresses. Who feast themselves on white pheasant braised ... | |
[WP] Your father just died, leaving you—his 7 year old child—absolute control over an authoritarian nation. | "Pap is dead?" Raine asked while sitting on the edge of her pap's favorite chair, which was placed on a dais raised so high it was a mountain. Her hands on either side of her, unable to reach the arm rests - she was only seven, after all.
"Yes, prinsesa," replied the High General, who contented himself with kneeling o... | A clatter broke the silence. The surface was a bit uneven under the coffin. Most of the congregation heard, but the child in the veiled opera box was the focus of their thoughts.
The man just sealed in front of them had been their old patriarch for the past thirty-five years. The old patriarch had many children, and h... | |
[WP] The Earth has finally run out of fossil fuels to use as energy and, with the only other option being to turn to clean and renewable energy sources, the U.S. has decided to take drastic measures: trying to reach into alternate dimensions to find oil and other fossil fuels. | *Marvelous craftsmanship*, Tony thought as he ran his fingers over the contours of the wooden table he sat at. The body of it had been hand-carved, in a factory of course; but still, human hands had fashioned it. Tony marveled at its dark and sinuous lines snaking this way and that as time ticked away.
He looked at hi... | The American government made all scientists to work on this project and nothing else. After this, people were smelling the smell of impossibility, three years after using only renewable energy, a modest scientist called John discovered a simple bacteria that had some all-new type of matter, the "changing matter". This ... | |
[WP] The Earth has finally run out of fossil fuels to use as energy and, with the only other option being to turn to clean and renewable energy sources, the U.S. has decided to take drastic measures: trying to reach into alternate dimensions to find oil and other fossil fuels. | The rift in time and space shined around the edges in flares of yellow and orange, sometimes wavering, but ultimately stabilized by the blue pillars scaffolded around it.
"This is everything we've ever dreamed and more, sir," Dr. Harvey beamed. "We can keep it open for as long as we like, and close it at a moment's n... | The American government made all scientists to work on this project and nothing else. After this, people were smelling the smell of impossibility, three years after using only renewable energy, a modest scientist called John discovered a simple bacteria that had some all-new type of matter, the "changing matter". This ... | |
[WP] The Earth has finally run out of fossil fuels to use as energy and, with the only other option being to turn to clean and renewable energy sources, the U.S. has decided to take drastic measures: trying to reach into alternate dimensions to find oil and other fossil fuels. | It should have figured that, rather than do the sensible thing, we as a country would decide on the hard road.
2035 will forever be remembered as the year the fossil fuels ran out. Most of the world's greatest minds pretended the years and years of warnings and predictions never existed. Man's memory, after all, is n... | The American government made all scientists to work on this project and nothing else. After this, people were smelling the smell of impossibility, three years after using only renewable energy, a modest scientist called John discovered a simple bacteria that had some all-new type of matter, the "changing matter". This ... | |
[WP] The Earth has finally run out of fossil fuels to use as energy and, with the only other option being to turn to clean and renewable energy sources, the U.S. has decided to take drastic measures: trying to reach into alternate dimensions to find oil and other fossil fuels. | To preface this I've never written any sort of story before so please be kind lol.
He flipped a switch on the intimidatingly large machine. “Please.” he said softly to himself, hoping.
The humming of computer fans starting up simultaneously filled the room.
Lights began to flash on and off forcefully, as if they ... | The American government made all scientists to work on this project and nothing else. After this, people were smelling the smell of impossibility, three years after using only renewable energy, a modest scientist called John discovered a simple bacteria that had some all-new type of matter, the "changing matter". This ... | |
[WP] The Earth has finally run out of fossil fuels to use as energy and, with the only other option being to turn to clean and renewable energy sources, the U.S. has decided to take drastic measures: trying to reach into alternate dimensions to find oil and other fossil fuels. | We were fools.
In our desires to preserve our technological age we broke through the fabric of reality in order to reach through and steal from dimensions that were not our own. Punching these holes came with consequences of course, but none of us could have guessed that something would grip the hand we had reached ... | The American government made all scientists to work on this project and nothing else. After this, people were smelling the smell of impossibility, three years after using only renewable energy, a modest scientist called John discovered a simple bacteria that had some all-new type of matter, the "changing matter". This ... | |
[WP] The Earth has finally run out of fossil fuels to use as energy and, with the only other option being to turn to clean and renewable energy sources, the U.S. has decided to take drastic measures: trying to reach into alternate dimensions to find oil and other fossil fuels. | There was a ear splitting snap and crackle of energy that caused some of the scientists and guests in attendance to yell out in alarm.
"It's open, Earth 4!" the lead technician adjusted some dials to help solidify the edges of the portal. "We don't want anyone sucked in through the edge to any number of alternate di... | The American government made all scientists to work on this project and nothing else. After this, people were smelling the smell of impossibility, three years after using only renewable energy, a modest scientist called John discovered a simple bacteria that had some all-new type of matter, the "changing matter". This ... | |
[WP] The Earth has finally run out of fossil fuels to use as energy and, with the only other option being to turn to clean and renewable energy sources, the U.S. has decided to take drastic measures: trying to reach into alternate dimensions to find oil and other fossil fuels. | Eugene stood from his seat as a group of men entered the room. He fidgeted with nervous energy in his best black tuxedo. It was complete with a bow tie and matching silver cumberbund stretched out around his round belly. He looked down at Wallace and slapped his shoulder to get him standing too. His stocky, grey-haired... | The American government made all scientists to work on this project and nothing else. After this, people were smelling the smell of impossibility, three years after using only renewable energy, a modest scientist called John discovered a simple bacteria that had some all-new type of matter, the "changing matter". This ... | |
[WP] The Earth has finally run out of fossil fuels to use as energy and, with the only other option being to turn to clean and renewable energy sources, the U.S. has decided to take drastic measures: trying to reach into alternate dimensions to find oil and other fossil fuels. | The rift in time and space shined around the edges in flares of yellow and orange, sometimes wavering, but ultimately stabilized by the blue pillars scaffolded around it.
"This is everything we've ever dreamed and more, sir," Dr. Harvey beamed. "We can keep it open for as long as we like, and close it at a moment's n... | *Coms? Video?* Dr. Rowen asked facing a TV screen, where he saw some of the most prominent minds and important figures of our generation sitting around a long wooden table in a room, probably some hundreds of miles away.
On the other end, the Secretary of Defense looked around the room and back, showing a thumbs up. “... | |
[WP] The Earth has finally run out of fossil fuels to use as energy and, with the only other option being to turn to clean and renewable energy sources, the U.S. has decided to take drastic measures: trying to reach into alternate dimensions to find oil and other fossil fuels. | To preface this I've never written any sort of story before so please be kind lol.
He flipped a switch on the intimidatingly large machine. “Please.” he said softly to himself, hoping.
The humming of computer fans starting up simultaneously filled the room.
Lights began to flash on and off forcefully, as if they ... | *Coms? Video?* Dr. Rowen asked facing a TV screen, where he saw some of the most prominent minds and important figures of our generation sitting around a long wooden table in a room, probably some hundreds of miles away.
On the other end, the Secretary of Defense looked around the room and back, showing a thumbs up. “... | |
[WP] The Earth has finally run out of fossil fuels to use as energy and, with the only other option being to turn to clean and renewable energy sources, the U.S. has decided to take drastic measures: trying to reach into alternate dimensions to find oil and other fossil fuels. | There was a ear splitting snap and crackle of energy that caused some of the scientists and guests in attendance to yell out in alarm.
"It's open, Earth 4!" the lead technician adjusted some dials to help solidify the edges of the portal. "We don't want anyone sucked in through the edge to any number of alternate di... | *Coms? Video?* Dr. Rowen asked facing a TV screen, where he saw some of the most prominent minds and important figures of our generation sitting around a long wooden table in a room, probably some hundreds of miles away.
On the other end, the Secretary of Defense looked around the room and back, showing a thumbs up. “... | |
[WP] The Earth has finally run out of fossil fuels to use as energy and, with the only other option being to turn to clean and renewable energy sources, the U.S. has decided to take drastic measures: trying to reach into alternate dimensions to find oil and other fossil fuels. | To preface this I've never written any sort of story before so please be kind lol.
He flipped a switch on the intimidatingly large machine. “Please.” he said softly to himself, hoping.
The humming of computer fans starting up simultaneously filled the room.
Lights began to flash on and off forcefully, as if they ... | "Mr President! It finally happened, we've run out of fossil fuels! The country is going to be ruined!"
I looked up from the morning paper.
"You're the 12th person to tell me about this today, what do you expect me to do about it? Bring out some secret stash of dead dinosaurs?"
He was lost for words. The energy ma... | |
[WP] The Earth has finally run out of fossil fuels to use as energy and, with the only other option being to turn to clean and renewable energy sources, the U.S. has decided to take drastic measures: trying to reach into alternate dimensions to find oil and other fossil fuels. | *Marvelous craftsmanship*, Tony thought as he ran his fingers over the contours of the wooden table he sat at. The body of it had been hand-carved, in a factory of course; but still, human hands had fashioned it. Tony marveled at its dark and sinuous lines snaking this way and that as time ticked away.
He looked at hi... | Fusion is a phoenix of sorts. First comes death of Helium... the raw power of the sun unmaking itself with particle tearing fission. Yet, deep in that caldron of hell, pressure and temperatures reach unimaginable levels in a concoction of energy and gravity. The sun remakes itself. Fusion is god's hand reaching out to ... | |
[WP] The Earth has finally run out of fossil fuels to use as energy and, with the only other option being to turn to clean and renewable energy sources, the U.S. has decided to take drastic measures: trying to reach into alternate dimensions to find oil and other fossil fuels. | The rift in time and space shined around the edges in flares of yellow and orange, sometimes wavering, but ultimately stabilized by the blue pillars scaffolded around it.
"This is everything we've ever dreamed and more, sir," Dr. Harvey beamed. "We can keep it open for as long as we like, and close it at a moment's n... | Fusion is a phoenix of sorts. First comes death of Helium... the raw power of the sun unmaking itself with particle tearing fission. Yet, deep in that caldron of hell, pressure and temperatures reach unimaginable levels in a concoction of energy and gravity. The sun remakes itself. Fusion is god's hand reaching out to ... | |
[WP] The Earth has finally run out of fossil fuels to use as energy and, with the only other option being to turn to clean and renewable energy sources, the U.S. has decided to take drastic measures: trying to reach into alternate dimensions to find oil and other fossil fuels. | It should have figured that, rather than do the sensible thing, we as a country would decide on the hard road.
2035 will forever be remembered as the year the fossil fuels ran out. Most of the world's greatest minds pretended the years and years of warnings and predictions never existed. Man's memory, after all, is n... | Fusion is a phoenix of sorts. First comes death of Helium... the raw power of the sun unmaking itself with particle tearing fission. Yet, deep in that caldron of hell, pressure and temperatures reach unimaginable levels in a concoction of energy and gravity. The sun remakes itself. Fusion is god's hand reaching out to ... | |
[WP] The Earth has finally run out of fossil fuels to use as energy and, with the only other option being to turn to clean and renewable energy sources, the U.S. has decided to take drastic measures: trying to reach into alternate dimensions to find oil and other fossil fuels. | To preface this I've never written any sort of story before so please be kind lol.
He flipped a switch on the intimidatingly large machine. “Please.” he said softly to himself, hoping.
The humming of computer fans starting up simultaneously filled the room.
Lights began to flash on and off forcefully, as if they ... | Fusion is a phoenix of sorts. First comes death of Helium... the raw power of the sun unmaking itself with particle tearing fission. Yet, deep in that caldron of hell, pressure and temperatures reach unimaginable levels in a concoction of energy and gravity. The sun remakes itself. Fusion is god's hand reaching out to ... | |
[WP] The Earth has finally run out of fossil fuels to use as energy and, with the only other option being to turn to clean and renewable energy sources, the U.S. has decided to take drastic measures: trying to reach into alternate dimensions to find oil and other fossil fuels. | We were fools.
In our desires to preserve our technological age we broke through the fabric of reality in order to reach through and steal from dimensions that were not our own. Punching these holes came with consequences of course, but none of us could have guessed that something would grip the hand we had reached ... | Fusion is a phoenix of sorts. First comes death of Helium... the raw power of the sun unmaking itself with particle tearing fission. Yet, deep in that caldron of hell, pressure and temperatures reach unimaginable levels in a concoction of energy and gravity. The sun remakes itself. Fusion is god's hand reaching out to ... | |
[WP] The Earth has finally run out of fossil fuels to use as energy and, with the only other option being to turn to clean and renewable energy sources, the U.S. has decided to take drastic measures: trying to reach into alternate dimensions to find oil and other fossil fuels. | There was a ear splitting snap and crackle of energy that caused some of the scientists and guests in attendance to yell out in alarm.
"It's open, Earth 4!" the lead technician adjusted some dials to help solidify the edges of the portal. "We don't want anyone sucked in through the edge to any number of alternate di... | Fusion is a phoenix of sorts. First comes death of Helium... the raw power of the sun unmaking itself with particle tearing fission. Yet, deep in that caldron of hell, pressure and temperatures reach unimaginable levels in a concoction of energy and gravity. The sun remakes itself. Fusion is god's hand reaching out to ... | |
[WP] The Earth has finally run out of fossil fuels to use as energy and, with the only other option being to turn to clean and renewable energy sources, the U.S. has decided to take drastic measures: trying to reach into alternate dimensions to find oil and other fossil fuels. | Eugene stood from his seat as a group of men entered the room. He fidgeted with nervous energy in his best black tuxedo. It was complete with a bow tie and matching silver cumberbund stretched out around his round belly. He looked down at Wallace and slapped his shoulder to get him standing too. His stocky, grey-haired... | Fusion is a phoenix of sorts. First comes death of Helium... the raw power of the sun unmaking itself with particle tearing fission. Yet, deep in that caldron of hell, pressure and temperatures reach unimaginable levels in a concoction of energy and gravity. The sun remakes itself. Fusion is god's hand reaching out to ... | |
[WP] The Earth has finally run out of fossil fuels to use as energy and, with the only other option being to turn to clean and renewable energy sources, the U.S. has decided to take drastic measures: trying to reach into alternate dimensions to find oil and other fossil fuels. | The portals were set up a month ago. Now, I would be leading a team of 60 men to this unknown dimension. It’s been over a year since fossil fuels ran out, If I came back successful I would be regarded as a hero.
“5 minutes till departure, sir.”
“Yes, yes, tell them to start if the portal.”
The Commander in Chief him... | Fusion is a phoenix of sorts. First comes death of Helium... the raw power of the sun unmaking itself with particle tearing fission. Yet, deep in that caldron of hell, pressure and temperatures reach unimaginable levels in a concoction of energy and gravity. The sun remakes itself. Fusion is god's hand reaching out to ... | |
[WP] The Earth has finally run out of fossil fuels to use as energy and, with the only other option being to turn to clean and renewable energy sources, the U.S. has decided to take drastic measures: trying to reach into alternate dimensions to find oil and other fossil fuels. | *Marvelous craftsmanship*, Tony thought as he ran his fingers over the contours of the wooden table he sat at. The body of it had been hand-carved, in a factory of course; but still, human hands had fashioned it. Tony marveled at its dark and sinuous lines snaking this way and that as time ticked away.
He looked at hi... | Trump, aboard Air Farce, I mean *Force* One, reviews his recent speech with his advisors.
"You did good Mr. Trump, I think you really convinced the dumb fuck masses that we ran out of fossil fuel!", Said a thinly faced bald man, adjusting his corrective lenses, almost sounding surprised.
Trump puckered his lips, as i... | |
[WP] The Earth has finally run out of fossil fuels to use as energy and, with the only other option being to turn to clean and renewable energy sources, the U.S. has decided to take drastic measures: trying to reach into alternate dimensions to find oil and other fossil fuels. | The rift in time and space shined around the edges in flares of yellow and orange, sometimes wavering, but ultimately stabilized by the blue pillars scaffolded around it.
"This is everything we've ever dreamed and more, sir," Dr. Harvey beamed. "We can keep it open for as long as we like, and close it at a moment's n... | Trump, aboard Air Farce, I mean *Force* One, reviews his recent speech with his advisors.
"You did good Mr. Trump, I think you really convinced the dumb fuck masses that we ran out of fossil fuel!", Said a thinly faced bald man, adjusting his corrective lenses, almost sounding surprised.
Trump puckered his lips, as i... | |
[WP] The Earth has finally run out of fossil fuels to use as energy and, with the only other option being to turn to clean and renewable energy sources, the U.S. has decided to take drastic measures: trying to reach into alternate dimensions to find oil and other fossil fuels. | It should have figured that, rather than do the sensible thing, we as a country would decide on the hard road.
2035 will forever be remembered as the year the fossil fuels ran out. Most of the world's greatest minds pretended the years and years of warnings and predictions never existed. Man's memory, after all, is n... | Trump, aboard Air Farce, I mean *Force* One, reviews his recent speech with his advisors.
"You did good Mr. Trump, I think you really convinced the dumb fuck masses that we ran out of fossil fuel!", Said a thinly faced bald man, adjusting his corrective lenses, almost sounding surprised.
Trump puckered his lips, as i... | |
[WP] The Earth has finally run out of fossil fuels to use as energy and, with the only other option being to turn to clean and renewable energy sources, the U.S. has decided to take drastic measures: trying to reach into alternate dimensions to find oil and other fossil fuels. | To preface this I've never written any sort of story before so please be kind lol.
He flipped a switch on the intimidatingly large machine. “Please.” he said softly to himself, hoping.
The humming of computer fans starting up simultaneously filled the room.
Lights began to flash on and off forcefully, as if they ... | Trump, aboard Air Farce, I mean *Force* One, reviews his recent speech with his advisors.
"You did good Mr. Trump, I think you really convinced the dumb fuck masses that we ran out of fossil fuel!", Said a thinly faced bald man, adjusting his corrective lenses, almost sounding surprised.
Trump puckered his lips, as i... | |
[WP] The Earth has finally run out of fossil fuels to use as energy and, with the only other option being to turn to clean and renewable energy sources, the U.S. has decided to take drastic measures: trying to reach into alternate dimensions to find oil and other fossil fuels. | We were fools.
In our desires to preserve our technological age we broke through the fabric of reality in order to reach through and steal from dimensions that were not our own. Punching these holes came with consequences of course, but none of us could have guessed that something would grip the hand we had reached ... | Trump, aboard Air Farce, I mean *Force* One, reviews his recent speech with his advisors.
"You did good Mr. Trump, I think you really convinced the dumb fuck masses that we ran out of fossil fuel!", Said a thinly faced bald man, adjusting his corrective lenses, almost sounding surprised.
Trump puckered his lips, as i... | |
[WP] The Earth has finally run out of fossil fuels to use as energy and, with the only other option being to turn to clean and renewable energy sources, the U.S. has decided to take drastic measures: trying to reach into alternate dimensions to find oil and other fossil fuels. | There was a ear splitting snap and crackle of energy that caused some of the scientists and guests in attendance to yell out in alarm.
"It's open, Earth 4!" the lead technician adjusted some dials to help solidify the edges of the portal. "We don't want anyone sucked in through the edge to any number of alternate di... | Trump, aboard Air Farce, I mean *Force* One, reviews his recent speech with his advisors.
"You did good Mr. Trump, I think you really convinced the dumb fuck masses that we ran out of fossil fuel!", Said a thinly faced bald man, adjusting his corrective lenses, almost sounding surprised.
Trump puckered his lips, as i... | |
[WP] The Earth has finally run out of fossil fuels to use as energy and, with the only other option being to turn to clean and renewable energy sources, the U.S. has decided to take drastic measures: trying to reach into alternate dimensions to find oil and other fossil fuels. | Eugene stood from his seat as a group of men entered the room. He fidgeted with nervous energy in his best black tuxedo. It was complete with a bow tie and matching silver cumberbund stretched out around his round belly. He looked down at Wallace and slapped his shoulder to get him standing too. His stocky, grey-haired... | Trump, aboard Air Farce, I mean *Force* One, reviews his recent speech with his advisors.
"You did good Mr. Trump, I think you really convinced the dumb fuck masses that we ran out of fossil fuel!", Said a thinly faced bald man, adjusting his corrective lenses, almost sounding surprised.
Trump puckered his lips, as i... | |
[WP] The Earth has finally run out of fossil fuels to use as energy and, with the only other option being to turn to clean and renewable energy sources, the U.S. has decided to take drastic measures: trying to reach into alternate dimensions to find oil and other fossil fuels. | To preface this I've never written any sort of story before so please be kind lol.
He flipped a switch on the intimidatingly large machine. “Please.” he said softly to himself, hoping.
The humming of computer fans starting up simultaneously filled the room.
Lights began to flash on and off forcefully, as if they ... | *Marvelous craftsmanship*, Tony thought as he ran his fingers over the contours of the wooden table he sat at. The body of it had been hand-carved, in a factory of course; but still, human hands had fashioned it. Tony marveled at its dark and sinuous lines snaking this way and that as time ticked away.
He looked at hi... | |
[WP] The Earth has finally run out of fossil fuels to use as energy and, with the only other option being to turn to clean and renewable energy sources, the U.S. has decided to take drastic measures: trying to reach into alternate dimensions to find oil and other fossil fuels. | There was a ear splitting snap and crackle of energy that caused some of the scientists and guests in attendance to yell out in alarm.
"It's open, Earth 4!" the lead technician adjusted some dials to help solidify the edges of the portal. "We don't want anyone sucked in through the edge to any number of alternate di... | *Marvelous craftsmanship*, Tony thought as he ran his fingers over the contours of the wooden table he sat at. The body of it had been hand-carved, in a factory of course; but still, human hands had fashioned it. Tony marveled at its dark and sinuous lines snaking this way and that as time ticked away.
He looked at hi... | |
[WP] The Earth has finally run out of fossil fuels to use as energy and, with the only other option being to turn to clean and renewable energy sources, the U.S. has decided to take drastic measures: trying to reach into alternate dimensions to find oil and other fossil fuels. | To preface this I've never written any sort of story before so please be kind lol.
He flipped a switch on the intimidatingly large machine. “Please.” he said softly to himself, hoping.
The humming of computer fans starting up simultaneously filled the room.
Lights began to flash on and off forcefully, as if they ... | The rift in time and space shined around the edges in flares of yellow and orange, sometimes wavering, but ultimately stabilized by the blue pillars scaffolded around it.
"This is everything we've ever dreamed and more, sir," Dr. Harvey beamed. "We can keep it open for as long as we like, and close it at a moment's n... | |
[WP] The Earth has finally run out of fossil fuels to use as energy and, with the only other option being to turn to clean and renewable energy sources, the U.S. has decided to take drastic measures: trying to reach into alternate dimensions to find oil and other fossil fuels. | We were fools.
In our desires to preserve our technological age we broke through the fabric of reality in order to reach through and steal from dimensions that were not our own. Punching these holes came with consequences of course, but none of us could have guessed that something would grip the hand we had reached ... | It should have figured that, rather than do the sensible thing, we as a country would decide on the hard road.
2035 will forever be remembered as the year the fossil fuels ran out. Most of the world's greatest minds pretended the years and years of warnings and predictions never existed. Man's memory, after all, is n... | |
[WP] The Earth has finally run out of fossil fuels to use as energy and, with the only other option being to turn to clean and renewable energy sources, the U.S. has decided to take drastic measures: trying to reach into alternate dimensions to find oil and other fossil fuels. | There was a ear splitting snap and crackle of energy that caused some of the scientists and guests in attendance to yell out in alarm.
"It's open, Earth 4!" the lead technician adjusted some dials to help solidify the edges of the portal. "We don't want anyone sucked in through the edge to any number of alternate di... | It should have figured that, rather than do the sensible thing, we as a country would decide on the hard road.
2035 will forever be remembered as the year the fossil fuels ran out. Most of the world's greatest minds pretended the years and years of warnings and predictions never existed. Man's memory, after all, is n... | |
[WP] The Earth has finally run out of fossil fuels to use as energy and, with the only other option being to turn to clean and renewable energy sources, the U.S. has decided to take drastic measures: trying to reach into alternate dimensions to find oil and other fossil fuels. | Eugene stood from his seat as a group of men entered the room. He fidgeted with nervous energy in his best black tuxedo. It was complete with a bow tie and matching silver cumberbund stretched out around his round belly. He looked down at Wallace and slapped his shoulder to get him standing too. His stocky, grey-haired... | It should have figured that, rather than do the sensible thing, we as a country would decide on the hard road.
2035 will forever be remembered as the year the fossil fuels ran out. Most of the world's greatest minds pretended the years and years of warnings and predictions never existed. Man's memory, after all, is n... | |
[WP] The Earth has finally run out of fossil fuels to use as energy and, with the only other option being to turn to clean and renewable energy sources, the U.S. has decided to take drastic measures: trying to reach into alternate dimensions to find oil and other fossil fuels. | There was a ear splitting snap and crackle of energy that caused some of the scientists and guests in attendance to yell out in alarm.
"It's open, Earth 4!" the lead technician adjusted some dials to help solidify the edges of the portal. "We don't want anyone sucked in through the edge to any number of alternate di... | We were fools.
In our desires to preserve our technological age we broke through the fabric of reality in order to reach through and steal from dimensions that were not our own. Punching these holes came with consequences of course, but none of us could have guessed that something would grip the hand we had reached ... | |
[WP] The Earth has finally run out of fossil fuels to use as energy and, with the only other option being to turn to clean and renewable energy sources, the U.S. has decided to take drastic measures: trying to reach into alternate dimensions to find oil and other fossil fuels. | The lines for the gas station were brutal. Sitting in the Texas heat with the windows down and the car turned off to conserve gas? Almost just as bad. Marcus Holliday - call me Marky, he would always say with a lopsided grin and a sly wink - sighed and patted the dash of the old Chevy. Dust swirled in through the windo... | June 14th, 2024
A beach ball is dropped in surprise as the winds begin to flail around the coastline. The little hands that haven't yet known roughness nor scars start trembling, whether it was from dread or excitement, one can only guess. As adults, elders and children alike start to notice the sudden change in we... | |
[WP] The Earth has finally run out of fossil fuels to use as energy and, with the only other option being to turn to clean and renewable energy sources, the U.S. has decided to take drastic measures: trying to reach into alternate dimensions to find oil and other fossil fuels. | The portals were set up a month ago. Now, I would be leading a team of 60 men to this unknown dimension. It’s been over a year since fossil fuels ran out, If I came back successful I would be regarded as a hero.
“5 minutes till departure, sir.”
“Yes, yes, tell them to start if the portal.”
The Commander in Chief him... | June 14th, 2024
A beach ball is dropped in surprise as the winds begin to flail around the coastline. The little hands that haven't yet known roughness nor scars start trembling, whether it was from dread or excitement, one can only guess. As adults, elders and children alike start to notice the sudden change in we... | |
[WP] The Earth has finally run out of fossil fuels to use as energy and, with the only other option being to turn to clean and renewable energy sources, the U.S. has decided to take drastic measures: trying to reach into alternate dimensions to find oil and other fossil fuels. | It would have been easier if the Crack had led to an uninhabited earth. It would have been easier, too, had the Crack not been made from the USA to the 'USA'. And easier still if the tribes on the other side, hadn't long ago united. If their technology, while different to ours, was not at least on par.
The Crack, alth... | June 14th, 2024
A beach ball is dropped in surprise as the winds begin to flail around the coastline. The little hands that haven't yet known roughness nor scars start trembling, whether it was from dread or excitement, one can only guess. As adults, elders and children alike start to notice the sudden change in we... | |
[WP] The Earth has finally run out of fossil fuels to use as energy and, with the only other option being to turn to clean and renewable energy sources, the U.S. has decided to take drastic measures: trying to reach into alternate dimensions to find oil and other fossil fuels. | The plan was perfect. It should have made me the greatest president ever. How did it go so wrong?
At first, I wasn't too excited when a bunch of science guys came to my office to explain to me their new physics thingy. Nothing but a bunch of money-hungry nerds if you ask me. I felt like I was wasting my time with them... | June 14th, 2024
A beach ball is dropped in surprise as the winds begin to flail around the coastline. The little hands that haven't yet known roughness nor scars start trembling, whether it was from dread or excitement, one can only guess. As adults, elders and children alike start to notice the sudden change in we... | |
[WP] The Earth has finally run out of fossil fuels to use as energy and, with the only other option being to turn to clean and renewable energy sources, the U.S. has decided to take drastic measures: trying to reach into alternate dimensions to find oil and other fossil fuels. | The portals were set up a month ago. Now, I would be leading a team of 60 men to this unknown dimension. It’s been over a year since fossil fuels ran out, If I came back successful I would be regarded as a hero.
“5 minutes till departure, sir.”
“Yes, yes, tell them to start if the portal.”
The Commander in Chief him... | The lines for the gas station were brutal. Sitting in the Texas heat with the windows down and the car turned off to conserve gas? Almost just as bad. Marcus Holliday - call me Marky, he would always say with a lopsided grin and a sly wink - sighed and patted the dash of the old Chevy. Dust swirled in through the windo... | |
[WP] The Earth has finally run out of fossil fuels to use as energy and, with the only other option being to turn to clean and renewable energy sources, the U.S. has decided to take drastic measures: trying to reach into alternate dimensions to find oil and other fossil fuels. | It would have been easier if the Crack had led to an uninhabited earth. It would have been easier, too, had the Crack not been made from the USA to the 'USA'. And easier still if the tribes on the other side, hadn't long ago united. If their technology, while different to ours, was not at least on par.
The Crack, alth... | The lines for the gas station were brutal. Sitting in the Texas heat with the windows down and the car turned off to conserve gas? Almost just as bad. Marcus Holliday - call me Marky, he would always say with a lopsided grin and a sly wink - sighed and patted the dash of the old Chevy. Dust swirled in through the windo... | |
[WP] Write about any colour without using it's name. | The forest was painted with Envy. It twisted around branches, choking, climbing and grasping at the light that the canopy had long since blocked out. Dappled shadows were all that reached beneath now, and the vines lapped at them hungrily. It wasn't enough to grow, not quite—the leaves were dark and mottled from a dist... | [Poem]
Sky, Water, Tears, Eyes
Morning Glory - planted in the earth and domed over sunburnt heads.
Lapis to the ancients, Kyanite trending now.
Something borrowed, but isn't the other lucky too?
Holy Virgin, but Manly! Joyful! buuut also Depressed.
Even the modern screen of death gets in on the action.
A... | |
[WP] Write about any colour without using it's name. | "Damn, Cherry, you wanna know about colors? How'm I s'posed to explain colors to a blind girl? Okay, okay, for you, baby, I'll give it my best shot."
"Well, that one's an easy one. That's the color of the sky and the sea. It's like sweeping sorrow and infinite possibility. When you're depressed, so you go for a late-n... | [Poem]
Sky, Water, Tears, Eyes
Morning Glory - planted in the earth and domed over sunburnt heads.
Lapis to the ancients, Kyanite trending now.
Something borrowed, but isn't the other lucky too?
Holy Virgin, but Manly! Joyful! buuut also Depressed.
Even the modern screen of death gets in on the action.
A... | |
[WP] You get a job in a school for superheros with four houses. Heroes, Sidekicks, Mentors and Anti - Heroes. It is your job to choose who goes in which house. | "Mentor!" I proclaimed. The student in front of me beamed wide and turned around, intending to head down the stage. "Wait, I wasn't finished," I called out, stopping the soon-to-be-Mentor.
I pulled out a thick binder of legal documents, flipped to the relevant portions, and read in the bored voice of someone who had r... | “Next!” My monotone voice only increasing in volume, as it echoed across the room through the door. I had already been at this for 5 hours and it was becoming increasingly annoying to sort these wannabe heroes out. The door flung open and a cheery eyed boy stepped in, his bright colored suit that made me want to gouge ... | |
[WP] You're on a first date with someone you really like, and the topic of Internet arguments comes up. As they give details on a long, pointless one they'd had on Reddit recently, you realize it had been you on the other side of that fight. | “Hang on, you got into an argument over liver?” I asked her.
“Yeah. Someone’s AskReddit post asked for the worst food, and I said liver, and this random a hole comes in and says liver is delicious, and that I must not have a proper sense of taste. Next thing I know, I’m replying to tell him how I hate the smell and th... | \[Poem\]
Cursing, grunting, fingers flying
brutalized keyboard dying;
I preserve, protect, restore
Reddit, the Internet’s door.
Trolls, spammers, karma-whores
Righteous vitriol forth pours.
Until my bleeding eyes behold
a vapid comment granted gold.
Despite their intent to rattle
I gird myself for scared batt... | |
[WP] You are a medieval knight that, through some circumstance or another, found themselves thrown forwards in time. Somehow you arrived at an ongoing Renaissance Fair, and discover that everyone is doing everything wrong. | “What are you doing?!” My voice ripped through my throat as the maiden walked through the field in pants. “You are neither a knight nor a stable boy!” However the louder I yelled the more aggressive she became. Her hand lacked the normal wooden stick you’d find in the palm of a kitchen witch and instead held a sword.
... | I awoke from my dream in a grassy area with structures built like a play at the theater. There was a battle but no one was getting hurt. A joust took place and both riders survived. Many attendees wore footwear from what I would guess was another planet. Some women wore far too little that I am accustomed to seeing in ... | |
[WP]Write a sentimental, heartwarming story. Then cram as many product placements as you can | It was Valentine's Day, and that meant buying Edible Arragment fruit baskets and Toblerone chocolate for my girlfriend to celebrate. We were recently engaged, having got down on one knee and offering a Tiffany ring.
I got out of bed and started my day with a shower. I used Dove shampoo and conditioner, followed by Niv... | When I was 15, I was diagnosed with depression. It crushed me, because now all of my reasons to be sad made sense. I was lost, didn't know who to talk to, until I realised that I had friends, family, and most of all...
Crank-Chop, the chopper that's gonna cut all your food in a matter of seconds! At TESCO, we believe ... | |
[WP] You're a werewolf. Your significant other is a dog trainer and they just aren't having any of your shit. | "Good girl," he says, his fingers stroking through my hair, while the change comes over me.
Not even he can make it stop hurting, when the cramps that started in my belly twist through me, when the muscles clench and the pain rolls through my bones and things \*split\*, things \*come apart\* and \*come together\* in n... | She had taken a while to find. The ad had been for people who must love dogs, but also know how to control them. Several had come, seeing the good pay and curious about the pup they needed to train. None of them had "it". They weren't up to the task. That was no problem though, he could afford to go through the process... | |
[WP] You open the front door to leave and see the streets of New York, a weird sight given your house is in Berlin. You close and open the door: Barcelona. You do so again: Moscow. Curious, you try one last time: Your house is on the other side of the road. Your hand rests on the handle. | I grab the umbrella on my way to the door after I saw that it is raining outside that morning. I am already running late for work, and I will be demoted in the sales department if I am late again. I grab my keys and open the door to find a scenery that is not my neighborhood.
I am hearing the rush of commuters in ever... | [Poem]
A culture out reflected
Outdoors different from expected
Though these places are respected
Fantasy’s made this door infected
Curiosity led to a phenomenon inspected
The handle held was how I experimented
Until the road mirrored made the world defected
And so my peace of mind was intercepted | |
[WP] You're a famous pizza chef. One day you create your Magnum opus dish. However, someone shortly after comes up to you, points a gun at your head, and whispers "no one out-pizzas the hut" | This had to be it.
It’s been 648 permutations of the same 9 ingredients since the first doughy failure that I fed to my German Shepard Sprinkles. Flour, salt, yeast, sugar, water, tomatoes, mozzarella, gouda, pepperoni, this isn’t rocket science! Turns out there are over 42 trillion possible combinations of these ingr... | My name is Leo and I have just announced my perfect pie at my joint, the Lil Sicilly. Located in Columbus, Ohio, Lil Sicilly is authentic wood fired pizza. The perfect pie has just the right amount of everything. So I am celebrating with a cold brewski, and out of nowhere there is a gun being shoved in the back of my ... | |
[WP] You're a famous pizza chef. One day you create your Magnum opus dish. However, someone shortly after comes up to you, points a gun at your head, and whispers "no one out-pizzas the hut" | My sigh is long and speaks a thousand emotions but not one of fear. I place my hands on the kitchen island. If I make it through this evening I am going to Flay my Sous chef. The gunman notices my lack of fear and his firearm trembles ever so slightly,. His hand shakes more as I turn to face him.
His face blanches lik... | My name is Leo and I have just announced my perfect pie at my joint, the Lil Sicilly. Located in Columbus, Ohio, Lil Sicilly is authentic wood fired pizza. The perfect pie has just the right amount of everything. So I am celebrating with a cold brewski, and out of nowhere there is a gun being shoved in the back of my ... | |
[WP] You're a famous pizza chef. One day you create your Magnum opus dish. However, someone shortly after comes up to you, points a gun at your head, and whispers "no one out-pizzas the hut" | I grinned devilishly as I swept my hat off my head, using the distraction to size up my opponent. *HA!* I thought to myself. This was going to be all too easy.
“No one does what?” I asked. “I'm a little hard of hearing.”
He repeated louder, “No one out pizzas the hut.”
“I'm sorry, what?”
“OUT PIZZAS THE HUT!” He s... | My name is Leo and I have just announced my perfect pie at my joint, the Lil Sicilly. Located in Columbus, Ohio, Lil Sicilly is authentic wood fired pizza. The perfect pie has just the right amount of everything. So I am celebrating with a cold brewski, and out of nowhere there is a gun being shoved in the back of my ... | |
[WP] You're a famous pizza chef. One day you create your Magnum opus dish. However, someone shortly after comes up to you, points a gun at your head, and whispers "no one out-pizzas the hut" | *"No-one outpizzas the Hut."*
I freeze immediately. My magnum opus was fresh out of the oven, cheese still bubbling, releasing it's beautiful aroma into the air. Out of the corner of my eye I see a red fedora.
"Step away from the pizza."
I gingerly stepped away from the heat of the oven, the barrel of the gun still ... | My name is Leo and I have just announced my perfect pie at my joint, the Lil Sicilly. Located in Columbus, Ohio, Lil Sicilly is authentic wood fired pizza. The perfect pie has just the right amount of everything. So I am celebrating with a cold brewski, and out of nowhere there is a gun being shoved in the back of my ... | |
[WP] You're a famous pizza chef. One day you create your Magnum opus dish. However, someone shortly after comes up to you, points a gun at your head, and whispers "no one out-pizzas the hut" | I grinned devilishly as I swept my hat off my head, using the distraction to size up my opponent. *HA!* I thought to myself. This was going to be all too easy.
“No one does what?” I asked. “I'm a little hard of hearing.”
He repeated louder, “No one out pizzas the hut.”
“I'm sorry, what?”
“OUT PIZZAS THE HUT!” He s... | My sigh is long and speaks a thousand emotions but not one of fear. I place my hands on the kitchen island. If I make it through this evening I am going to Flay my Sous chef. The gunman notices my lack of fear and his firearm trembles ever so slightly,. His hand shakes more as I turn to face him.
His face blanches lik... | |
[WP] You just died. While in purgatory you hear that you will be send in a room with all the people you caused pain or suffering. After waiting in your room for 2 hours nobody is coming. You find that odd because you were the most efficient assassin of the CIA. | "Hello, I'm your guide for this phase. May I know your name?"
"Call me Ghost."
"Well, Mr. Ghost ... "
"No, just Ghost."
"Are you insulted by the title?"
"The title assumes that Ghost is my real identity."
"Well, at this phase in one's afterlife, use of the real identity is the norm.... I see. Well there are al... | I was the best assassin of CIA and I was dead.
2 hours pass and the room wher people that have suffered from my hand were supposed to show up was empty. My stomach starts to feel like a heavy ball and the huming of my heartbeat was filling my head. Three deap breaths and I'm abble to calm myself. This reminded me of t... | |
[WP] Delivery drones are armed to deter thieves, but the more heavily defended a drone is the better the loot. The golden age of drone piracy is now lads. | "LOOK LOOK Grandad! I shot my first drone!"
"Ohho well done! I miss them days.. ohh yes let me tell you of my best hunt.."
December was the worst time to hunt,the bone sawing cold and the frozen gums, the snow blinds you and echo's the props all around your head, most people wouldn't bother with it but me?
I fucking ... | Captain's Log - 10.01.2119
After months of tracking and preparations, we were as ready as we could be. Today was the day we would secure our biggest haul, and go down in history as the ones who took down the *A.D.C. White Whale*. We tracked her off the coast of Los Angeles, she was finishing making a cross pacific j... | |
[WP] Delivery drones are armed to deter thieves, but the more heavily defended a drone is the better the loot. The golden age of drone piracy is now lads. | The drone fluttered and spiraled to the ground like an injured butterfly, finally coming to rest in my neighbor's backyard two lots over. I couldn't believe my luck. It was unheard of for one to come down so easily, especially one carrying a box that size. She had managed to stay aloft barely a minute after had peppere... | Heralded as one of the greatest paradigm shifts in the digital Renaissance. The weaknesses and strengths of drone logistics opened itself up to being exploited. All commercial drones were registered and constantly tracked, and as long as this data existed. Someone that shouldn't has it.
There is 2 main forms of drone... | |
[WP] Delivery drones are armed to deter thieves, but the more heavily defended a drone is the better the loot. The golden age of drone piracy is now lads. | If you've grown up in a place with rules, it might surprise you to know that there are many places in the world that have none. Far flung places where nobody bothers to live. Sure, someone has probably laid claim to everywhere by now, but that's not really the same thing. It's like the rules set down by a teacher when ... | Drone Piracy, Ed was an old hand at this. Sure it was a new profession, if it could even be called that, but he was at it right from the start all those years ago. It was this experience that let him recognise the value of his prey.
'The first step of drone piracy was to distract it.' Ed thought as he examined his qua... | |
[WP] Delivery drones are armed to deter thieves, but the more heavily defended a drone is the better the loot. The golden age of drone piracy is now lads. | SYSERR 10067 - DRONE_408212 NOT RESPONSIVE FOR 500uS
Starting audio analysis subroutine . . .
EVENT 40045 - AUDIO EVENT LOGGED
DISPLAYING ANALYSIS PROBABILITY
GUNSHOT - 98.4%
HIGH CALIBER RIFLE - 2.4%
MEDIUM CALIBER RIFLE - 68.5%
HIGH CALIBER PISTOL - 1.1%
MEDIUM CALIBER PI... | *Yes, I got it down.* James ran and quickly grabbed his prize. A T.I.X model 9, the latest and greatest in defensive drone delivery, and he brought it down. Even if he couldn't find a buyer for whatever's inside the bragging rights alone where worth it. He brought it back to his workshop, and carefully dissembled the d... | |
[WP] Delivery drones are armed to deter thieves, but the more heavily defended a drone is the better the loot. The golden age of drone piracy is now lads. | Colin leaned against the truck, lounging in its flat bed, his half-open eyes scanning the sky for movement. Bored with looking at nothing he yawned and stretched his arms, the rifle at his hip clinking against the truck’s metal frame. After a week on drone spotting he regretted speaking up at the last council, but he d... | What a lot of people don't realise is that Bank is the perfect place to wait for drones. It's full up on people at all hours of the day and night. Might seem like a handicap, 'cept everyone's staring at their phones, or their feet, anywhere but where they might meet another person's eyes. Pete an' me, we figured it out... | |
[WP] Delivery drones are armed to deter thieves, but the more heavily defended a drone is the better the loot. The golden age of drone piracy is now lads. | SYSERR 10067 - DRONE_408212 NOT RESPONSIVE FOR 500uS
Starting audio analysis subroutine . . .
EVENT 40045 - AUDIO EVENT LOGGED
DISPLAYING ANALYSIS PROBABILITY
GUNSHOT - 98.4%
HIGH CALIBER RIFLE - 2.4%
MEDIUM CALIBER RIFLE - 68.5%
HIGH CALIBER PISTOL - 1.1%
MEDIUM CALIBER PI... | What a lot of people don't realise is that Bank is the perfect place to wait for drones. It's full up on people at all hours of the day and night. Might seem like a handicap, 'cept everyone's staring at their phones, or their feet, anywhere but where they might meet another person's eyes. Pete an' me, we figured it out... | |
[WP] Delivery drones are armed to deter thieves, but the more heavily defended a drone is the better the loot. The golden age of drone piracy is now lads. | It didn’t matter that it was illegal, it was fun. New gangs had started as aerial wars took place. Thieves has entire garages setup to control their drones in VR racing style pods. These were the dog fights of the skies.
Generations of adults and kids growing up on video games ad never prepared police and amazon for ... | What a lot of people don't realise is that Bank is the perfect place to wait for drones. It's full up on people at all hours of the day and night. Might seem like a handicap, 'cept everyone's staring at their phones, or their feet, anywhere but where they might meet another person's eyes. Pete an' me, we figured it out... | |
[WP] Delivery drones are armed to deter thieves, but the more heavily defended a drone is the better the loot. The golden age of drone piracy is now lads. | Night hangs over the city like an inky black shroud, cloaking it in darkness.
And under cover of darkness, the city springs to life. The airways are buzzing tonight - it’s a big sales night, and countless deliveries are being flown to countless homes. The city’s like a living organism on nights like these - the airway... | What a lot of people don't realise is that Bank is the perfect place to wait for drones. It's full up on people at all hours of the day and night. Might seem like a handicap, 'cept everyone's staring at their phones, or their feet, anywhere but where they might meet another person's eyes. Pete an' me, we figured it out... | |
[WP] Delivery drones are armed to deter thieves, but the more heavily defended a drone is the better the loot. The golden age of drone piracy is now lads. | SYSERR 10067 - DRONE_408212 NOT RESPONSIVE FOR 500uS
Starting audio analysis subroutine . . .
EVENT 40045 - AUDIO EVENT LOGGED
DISPLAYING ANALYSIS PROBABILITY
GUNSHOT - 98.4%
HIGH CALIBER RIFLE - 2.4%
MEDIUM CALIBER RIFLE - 68.5%
HIGH CALIBER PISTOL - 1.1%
MEDIUM CALIBER PI... | Colin leaned against the truck, lounging in its flat bed, his half-open eyes scanning the sky for movement. Bored with looking at nothing he yawned and stretched his arms, the rifle at his hip clinking against the truck’s metal frame. After a week on drone spotting he regretted speaking up at the last council, but he d... | |
[WP] Delivery drones are armed to deter thieves, but the more heavily defended a drone is the better the loot. The golden age of drone piracy is now lads. | Night hangs over the city like an inky black shroud, cloaking it in darkness.
And under cover of darkness, the city springs to life. The airways are buzzing tonight - it’s a big sales night, and countless deliveries are being flown to countless homes. The city’s like a living organism on nights like these - the airway... | It didn’t matter that it was illegal, it was fun. New gangs had started as aerial wars took place. Thieves has entire garages setup to control their drones in VR racing style pods. These were the dog fights of the skies.
Generations of adults and kids growing up on video games ad never prepared police and amazon for ... | |
[WP] While helping clean your recently deceased grandmother's house, you find a thick leather-bound book. You open it to find sketches of plants and symbols, unrecognizable words, and personal notes from her life. The back cover has a symbol that matches perfectly a birthmark on your wrist. |
Aaron’s eyes were laced with cobwebs and he could feel the weight tugging on his eyelashes. Blinking them away only seemed to summon them causing him to ultimately give up his futile attempt and complete the task at hand. Going through the loft that must have been built centuries ago, the small bulb that illumined the... | I had to sit down for this. The sketches were immaculate, the plant life was unrecognizable, and the few creatures illustrated were alien as well. I'd guess herbivore, or something like a squirrel, but I don't really know. It's all a bit much to take in.
I wanted something from my grandma. I knew she was a naturalist ... | |
[WP] Dragons reenter the modern world and soon defeat the military. The dragons can only be harmed in melee combat with a knight, so a talent agent gathers an army of celebrities who have been knighted - Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellan, Mick Jagger, Sean Connery, Elton John, Daniel Day-Lewis, etc. | "Gentlemen, we've got this."
Technically knights, Dames Helen Mirren, Maggie Smith, Emma Thompson and Judi Dench strode purposefully into the room. Their spear counterparts stood as the ladies entered the room, though it took some of the knights a split second to realize that they were ladies, given their peculiar mod... | Once the news broke, those who had been knighted gathered to defend the rest of humanity from the triumphant dragons. In the initial briefing the terms were disclosed to the crowded room full of knights. Sir Martin Short kept interrupting and making large hand waving motions during the discussion as if to try to conv... | |
[WP] Dragons reenter the modern world and soon defeat the military. The dragons can only be harmed in melee combat with a knight, so a talent agent gathers an army of celebrities who have been knighted - Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellan, Mick Jagger, Sean Connery, Elton John, Daniel Day-Lewis, etc. | "Gentlemen, we've got this."
Technically knights, Dames Helen Mirren, Maggie Smith, Emma Thompson and Judi Dench strode purposefully into the room. Their spear counterparts stood as the ladies entered the room, though it took some of the knights a split second to realize that they were ladies, given their peculiar mod... | After the explosion, the building is almost all rubble, fire, heat and smoke. The dust from shattered concrete and ash floats through the colorful light of sunset. All the members of the fellowship, look up, exhausted, to see the largest of the dragons as it looms over them. Amongst the rubble, black like metallic c... | |
[WP] Dragons reenter the modern world and soon defeat the military. The dragons can only be harmed in melee combat with a knight, so a talent agent gathers an army of celebrities who have been knighted - Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellan, Mick Jagger, Sean Connery, Elton John, Daniel Day-Lewis, etc. | "Gentlemen, we've got this."
Technically knights, Dames Helen Mirren, Maggie Smith, Emma Thompson and Judi Dench strode purposefully into the room. Their spear counterparts stood as the ladies entered the room, though it took some of the knights a split second to realize that they were ladies, given their peculiar mod... | Everything was set.
The dragon was bearing down on them, and it’s roar made the very ground shake as more and more dragons appeared in the sky towards the gathering below.
Smoke appeared from nostrils from a hundred different points, filling the noon sky with so much ash that it blotted out the sun.
“No, no, it won... | |
[WP] Dragons reenter the modern world and soon defeat the military. The dragons can only be harmed in melee combat with a knight, so a talent agent gathers an army of celebrities who have been knighted - Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellan, Mick Jagger, Sean Connery, Elton John, Daniel Day-Lewis, etc. | "Gentlemen, we've got this."
Technically knights, Dames Helen Mirren, Maggie Smith, Emma Thompson and Judi Dench strode purposefully into the room. Their spear counterparts stood as the ladies entered the room, though it took some of the knights a split second to realize that they were ladies, given their peculiar mod... | When the Dragons returned so did their magic.
They wrought their destruction relentlessly on the humans, a revenge they had long awaited.
The knights had fought well.
Sir John the bard used the power of his song to disorient the beasts, Daaug the Destructive's ears bled to a blend of Tiny Dancer and Sympathy for the... | |
[WP] Dragons reenter the modern world and soon defeat the military. The dragons can only be harmed in melee combat with a knight, so a talent agent gathers an army of celebrities who have been knighted - Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellan, Mick Jagger, Sean Connery, Elton John, Daniel Day-Lewis, etc. | "That's all that's left of the A-team?" General Ripper asked incredulously.
"Yup. A pile of ashes and... uh... Mick Jagger's partly digested corpse."
"What? Care to explain?"
"It seems Arkathrax, Scourge of the Great Concavity was not much able to keep Mr. Jagger down. So he was vomited up upon armored division 21."... | "For the last fucking time Daniel, you don't need to act like a knight your method acting bullshit is not working." The rest of the rant was drowned out by the loud clanking as Daniel Day-Lewis took his seat in a full set of authentic plate armor, the chair was not however designed to accommodate a full suit of plate m... | |
[WP] As a dad, you obviously have a mug that claims you're the "#1 World's Best Dad". One day, you find on the news that all "Best Dad Mugs" now have actual ratings, the media is crazy about it, a photo shows a mug with #5,826,827 World's Best Dad on it, curious, you check yours. It still says #1. | I stared in awe for the third morning in a row.
How could I possibly be the number one dad in the world?
I hadn't been perfect. I'd been a dad for 15 years and while there had certainly been good times, there had also been a fair number of bad ones.
I'd struggled with addiction while adjusting to fatherhood in th... | "How can this be? There must be some mistake". Ian checked his mug again and again. Nothing had changed, yet everything was different. At least that was what the news was reporting. The screen was jumping from one father to the next, interviewing and capturing their reactions to this new ranking system. 'World's Best D... | |
[WP] As a dad, you obviously have a mug that claims you're the "#1 World's Best Dad". One day, you find on the news that all "Best Dad Mugs" now have actual ratings, the media is crazy about it, a photo shows a mug with #5,826,827 World's Best Dad on it, curious, you check yours. It still says #1. | I stared in awe for the third morning in a row.
How could I possibly be the number one dad in the world?
I hadn't been perfect. I'd been a dad for 15 years and while there had certainly been good times, there had also been a fair number of bad ones.
I'd struggled with addiction while adjusting to fatherhood in th... | When the news hit about the Dad mugs, I chuckled and wondered if the inscription on mine would simply fade out. I'd received the mug from a work colleague when I turned 35, as a tongue in cheek joke about my being the only single bachelor left in the company, when every long term relationship I ever had would eventuall... | |
[WP] As a dad, you obviously have a mug that claims you're the "#1 World's Best Dad". One day, you find on the news that all "Best Dad Mugs" now have actual ratings, the media is crazy about it, a photo shows a mug with #5,826,827 World's Best Dad on it, curious, you check yours. It still says #1. | I never thought about being a good father. It never even occurred to me-I just tried to do better than my own parents, and to always be there. To show up. They say the moment your child is born, the world changes for you. There's someone in your life in that moment that will always come first. That's how it was for me,... | A month had already passed since I had seen my ranking as best dad. My life and my families had then been filled with tv interviews, appearances on the Ellen show and even a book deal where I share my wisdom on what it means to be the best dad. Simply put, this was the happiest I had ever been.
Well, almost. It began ... | |
[WP] As a dad, you obviously have a mug that claims you're the "#1 World's Best Dad". One day, you find on the news that all "Best Dad Mugs" now have actual ratings, the media is crazy about it, a photo shows a mug with #5,826,827 World's Best Dad on it, curious, you check yours. It still says #1. | My son Max and I were watching Paw Patrol (his favorite show) and eating bacon (our favorite food) when a "special news announcement" came up on the screen. I couldn't believe it, people were being ranked and rated based on their best dad mugs... It wasn't long after that I got struck with a memory...
My dad was sick ... | A month had already passed since I had seen my ranking as best dad. My life and my families had then been filled with tv interviews, appearances on the Ellen show and even a book deal where I share my wisdom on what it means to be the best dad. Simply put, this was the happiest I had ever been.
Well, almost. It began ... | |
[WP] As a dad, you obviously have a mug that claims you're the "#1 World's Best Dad". One day, you find on the news that all "Best Dad Mugs" now have actual ratings, the media is crazy about it, a photo shows a mug with #5,826,827 World's Best Dad on it, curious, you check yours. It still says #1. | *What the fuck?*
I turn off the T.V. and glance at the half-eaten cup of microwaved ramen in front of me. Then back to the mug. Then back to my ramen.
*It must be some sort of mistake.*
I dig out a dilapidated iPhone 4 from my sweatpants pocket and begin dialing. The touchpad numbers are hard to see under the harshl... | I blink a few times using the remote, I've connected Velcro to keep it from becoming lost, to turn off the news.
I exclaim with an audible huff, "Huh..." I get up from the couch having seen my two rugrats off to school, the same two runts who had given me my least favorite mug, said 'Number two Dad' with a picture of ... | |
[WP] As a dad, you obviously have a mug that claims you're the "#1 World's Best Dad". One day, you find on the news that all "Best Dad Mugs" now have actual ratings, the media is crazy about it, a photo shows a mug with #5,826,827 World's Best Dad on it, curious, you check yours. It still says #1. | I never thought about being a good father. It never even occurred to me-I just tried to do better than my own parents, and to always be there. To show up. They say the moment your child is born, the world changes for you. There's someone in your life in that moment that will always come first. That's how it was for me,... | I blink a few times using the remote, I've connected Velcro to keep it from becoming lost, to turn off the news.
I exclaim with an audible huff, "Huh..." I get up from the couch having seen my two rugrats off to school, the same two runts who had given me my least favorite mug, said 'Number two Dad' with a picture of ... | |
[WP] As a dad, you obviously have a mug that claims you're the "#1 World's Best Dad". One day, you find on the news that all "Best Dad Mugs" now have actual ratings, the media is crazy about it, a photo shows a mug with #5,826,827 World's Best Dad on it, curious, you check yours. It still says #1. | My son Max and I were watching Paw Patrol (his favorite show) and eating bacon (our favorite food) when a "special news announcement" came up on the screen. I couldn't believe it, people were being ranked and rated based on their best dad mugs... It wasn't long after that I got struck with a memory...
My dad was sick ... | I blink a few times using the remote, I've connected Velcro to keep it from becoming lost, to turn off the news.
I exclaim with an audible huff, "Huh..." I get up from the couch having seen my two rugrats off to school, the same two runts who had given me my least favorite mug, said 'Number two Dad' with a picture of ... | |
[WP] As a dad, you obviously have a mug that claims you're the "#1 World's Best Dad". One day, you find on the news that all "Best Dad Mugs" now have actual ratings, the media is crazy about it, a photo shows a mug with #5,826,827 World's Best Dad on it, curious, you check yours. It still says #1. | I never thought about being a good father. It never even occurred to me-I just tried to do better than my own parents, and to always be there. To show up. They say the moment your child is born, the world changes for you. There's someone in your life in that moment that will always come first. That's how it was for me,... | *What the fuck?*
I turn off the T.V. and glance at the half-eaten cup of microwaved ramen in front of me. Then back to the mug. Then back to my ramen.
*It must be some sort of mistake.*
I dig out a dilapidated iPhone 4 from my sweatpants pocket and begin dialing. The touchpad numbers are hard to see under the harshl... | |
[WP] As a dad, you obviously have a mug that claims you're the "#1 World's Best Dad". One day, you find on the news that all "Best Dad Mugs" now have actual ratings, the media is crazy about it, a photo shows a mug with #5,826,827 World's Best Dad on it, curious, you check yours. It still says #1. | My son Max and I were watching Paw Patrol (his favorite show) and eating bacon (our favorite food) when a "special news announcement" came up on the screen. I couldn't believe it, people were being ranked and rated based on their best dad mugs... It wasn't long after that I got struck with a memory...
My dad was sick ... | *What the fuck?*
I turn off the T.V. and glance at the half-eaten cup of microwaved ramen in front of me. Then back to the mug. Then back to my ramen.
*It must be some sort of mistake.*
I dig out a dilapidated iPhone 4 from my sweatpants pocket and begin dialing. The touchpad numbers are hard to see under the harshl... | |
[WP] As a dad, you obviously have a mug that claims you're the "#1 World's Best Dad". One day, you find on the news that all "Best Dad Mugs" now have actual ratings, the media is crazy about it, a photo shows a mug with #5,826,827 World's Best Dad on it, curious, you check yours. It still says #1. | I never thought about being a good father. It never even occurred to me-I just tried to do better than my own parents, and to always be there. To show up. They say the moment your child is born, the world changes for you. There's someone in your life in that moment that will always come first. That's how it was for me,... | A wave of regret washes over me as I think back to the day I stole the mug from a co-worker. It makes me think back to all the times I have failed as a father. I decide right then and there to make things right. I grab my son and apologize for making many mistakes. He just looks at me blankly and tells me it's ok and g... | |
[WP] As a dad, you obviously have a mug that claims you're the "#1 World's Best Dad". One day, you find on the news that all "Best Dad Mugs" now have actual ratings, the media is crazy about it, a photo shows a mug with #5,826,827 World's Best Dad on it, curious, you check yours. It still says #1. | My son Max and I were watching Paw Patrol (his favorite show) and eating bacon (our favorite food) when a "special news announcement" came up on the screen. I couldn't believe it, people were being ranked and rated based on their best dad mugs... It wasn't long after that I got struck with a memory...
My dad was sick ... | A wave of regret washes over me as I think back to the day I stole the mug from a co-worker. It makes me think back to all the times I have failed as a father. I decide right then and there to make things right. I grab my son and apologize for making many mistakes. He just looks at me blankly and tells me it's ok and g... |
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