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[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand. | “Ah, professor? I don’t really think humans are all that peaceful.”
“Have you used nuclear weapons on each other?”
“Twice.”
“Have you used chemical weapons on each other?”
“More times than could be recorded?”
“Practiced biological warfare?”
“For hundreds of years.”
“Torture?”
“Thousands of years.”
“Slavery?”
... | "Yes, Human Dave?"
"I wouldn't say that what you presented us is false, but the truth is far broader than your, dare I say, well doctored material shows."
The class murmured. Some looked at each other nervously, other began to whisper to each other as the facial structure of the professor expressed internal confl... | |
[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand. | Kai sat in the large auditorium. The busy bustle and rustle of many students rushing to fill their seats before class began to fill the once vacant hall. This class was unusual. Normally students would simply log in to their schools virtual database to be present. A holographic display of the student would then appear ... | "Yes, Human Dave?"
"I wouldn't say that what you presented us is false, but the truth is far broader than your, dare I say, well doctored material shows."
The class murmured. Some looked at each other nervously, other began to whisper to each other as the facial structure of the professor expressed internal confl... | |
[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand. | “Ah, professor? I don’t really think humans are all that peaceful.”
“Have you used nuclear weapons on each other?”
“Twice.”
“Have you used chemical weapons on each other?”
“More times than could be recorded?”
“Practiced biological warfare?”
“For hundreds of years.”
“Torture?”
“Thousands of years.”
“Slavery?”
... | “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.”
Michael slipped two fingers under his clamp, Resettling it around his neck. This is going to be tricky. Then he raised his hand.
Now most species wore some kind of implants or translation devices, it was the only practical way t... | |
[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand. | "Ummmm, Professor"
"Yes Rickie, what do you have to add to the conversation?"
Looking at the others 2 humans in the class, he shrugs his shoulders and turns back to Professor G'lat. "I think your research is a bit... incorrect. Humans were never peaceful. Not even close. Those examples you gave were the exception not... | She sat in her chair, quaking in shock. She could not sit there and listen to the professor say that humans when one of the most peaceful peoples in the galaxy. She new different. She new the truth. She had to speak up.
She raised her hand. Professor K'Vorth acknowledge her. "Yes? What is it, Karen?"
Karen slowly sto... | |
[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand. | “Yes Mr. Engels, something you wish to add?” The teacher, a massive blue goopy mass asked as it looked over the class.
“Well, humanity… we thought we were the most violent to be honest. Surely our nuclear weapons and our history…”
“Ah yes, I’ve had human students struggle with this concept quiet a few times.” The cre... | She sat in her chair, quaking in shock. She could not sit there and listen to the professor say that humans when one of the most peaceful peoples in the galaxy. She new different. She new the truth. She had to speak up.
She raised her hand. Professor K'Vorth acknowledge her. "Yes? What is it, Karen?"
Karen slowly sto... | |
[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand. | “Ah, professor? I don’t really think humans are all that peaceful.”
“Have you used nuclear weapons on each other?”
“Twice.”
“Have you used chemical weapons on each other?”
“More times than could be recorded?”
“Practiced biological warfare?”
“For hundreds of years.”
“Torture?”
“Thousands of years.”
“Slavery?”
... | She sat in her chair, quaking in shock. She could not sit there and listen to the professor say that humans when one of the most peaceful peoples in the galaxy. She new different. She new the truth. She had to speak up.
She raised her hand. Professor K'Vorth acknowledge her. "Yes? What is it, Karen?"
Karen slowly sto... | |
[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand. | Kai sat in the large auditorium. The busy bustle and rustle of many students rushing to fill their seats before class began to fill the once vacant hall. This class was unusual. Normally students would simply log in to their schools virtual database to be present. A holographic display of the student would then appear ... | She sat in her chair, quaking in shock. She could not sit there and listen to the professor say that humans when one of the most peaceful peoples in the galaxy. She new different. She new the truth. She had to speak up.
She raised her hand. Professor K'Vorth acknowledge her. "Yes? What is it, Karen?"
Karen slowly sto... | |
[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand. | Tom's mouth dropped open, and he just stared at the Terran ambassador, a look of complete shock and disbelief on his face.
"It's alright, take a minute." said the ambassador.
"You want me, _me_, to take the Human History class." said Tom, slowly.
"Yep."
"The Human History class being taught based on our 'Official H... | She sat in her chair, quaking in shock. She could not sit there and listen to the professor say that humans when one of the most peaceful peoples in the galaxy. She new different. She new the truth. She had to speak up.
She raised her hand. Professor K'Vorth acknowledge her. "Yes? What is it, Karen?"
Karen slowly sto... | |
[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand. | "Ummmm, Professor"
"Yes Rickie, what do you have to add to the conversation?"
Looking at the others 2 humans in the class, he shrugs his shoulders and turns back to Professor G'lat. "I think your research is a bit... incorrect. Humans were never peaceful. Not even close. Those examples you gave were the exception not... | Nick leaned back in his chair, zoning out of the class. Maybe he should pay attention, but they're literally covering homo sapiens, so at best they'll just be regurgitating the lessons he learnt back on Earth. With the recent introduction of Humans to the Forum, some families live away from the Sol System, causing a ne... | |
[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand. | “Yes Mr. Engels, something you wish to add?” The teacher, a massive blue goopy mass asked as it looked over the class.
“Well, humanity… we thought we were the most violent to be honest. Surely our nuclear weapons and our history…”
“Ah yes, I’ve had human students struggle with this concept quiet a few times.” The cre... | Nick leaned back in his chair, zoning out of the class. Maybe he should pay attention, but they're literally covering homo sapiens, so at best they'll just be regurgitating the lessons he learnt back on Earth. With the recent introduction of Humans to the Forum, some families live away from the Sol System, causing a ne... | |
[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand. | “Ah, professor? I don’t really think humans are all that peaceful.”
“Have you used nuclear weapons on each other?”
“Twice.”
“Have you used chemical weapons on each other?”
“More times than could be recorded?”
“Practiced biological warfare?”
“For hundreds of years.”
“Torture?”
“Thousands of years.”
“Slavery?”
... | Nick leaned back in his chair, zoning out of the class. Maybe he should pay attention, but they're literally covering homo sapiens, so at best they'll just be regurgitating the lessons he learnt back on Earth. With the recent introduction of Humans to the Forum, some families live away from the Sol System, causing a ne... | |
[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand. | Kai sat in the large auditorium. The busy bustle and rustle of many students rushing to fill their seats before class began to fill the once vacant hall. This class was unusual. Normally students would simply log in to their schools virtual database to be present. A holographic display of the student would then appear ... | Nick leaned back in his chair, zoning out of the class. Maybe he should pay attention, but they're literally covering homo sapiens, so at best they'll just be regurgitating the lessons he learnt back on Earth. With the recent introduction of Humans to the Forum, some families live away from the Sol System, causing a ne... | |
[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand. | Tom's mouth dropped open, and he just stared at the Terran ambassador, a look of complete shock and disbelief on his face.
"It's alright, take a minute." said the ambassador.
"You want me, _me_, to take the Human History class." said Tom, slowly.
"Yep."
"The Human History class being taught based on our 'Official H... | Nick leaned back in his chair, zoning out of the class. Maybe he should pay attention, but they're literally covering homo sapiens, so at best they'll just be regurgitating the lessons he learnt back on Earth. With the recent introduction of Humans to the Forum, some families live away from the Sol System, causing a ne... | |
[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand. | “Ah, professor? I don’t really think humans are all that peaceful.”
“Have you used nuclear weapons on each other?”
“Twice.”
“Have you used chemical weapons on each other?”
“More times than could be recorded?”
“Practiced biological warfare?”
“For hundreds of years.”
“Torture?”
“Thousands of years.”
“Slavery?”
... | "Ummmm, Professor"
"Yes Rickie, what do you have to add to the conversation?"
Looking at the others 2 humans in the class, he shrugs his shoulders and turns back to Professor G'lat. "I think your research is a bit... incorrect. Humans were never peaceful. Not even close. Those examples you gave were the exception not... | |
[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand. | Kai sat in the large auditorium. The busy bustle and rustle of many students rushing to fill their seats before class began to fill the once vacant hall. This class was unusual. Normally students would simply log in to their schools virtual database to be present. A holographic display of the student would then appear ... | "Ummmm, Professor"
"Yes Rickie, what do you have to add to the conversation?"
Looking at the others 2 humans in the class, he shrugs his shoulders and turns back to Professor G'lat. "I think your research is a bit... incorrect. Humans were never peaceful. Not even close. Those examples you gave were the exception not... | |
[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand. | “Ah, professor? I don’t really think humans are all that peaceful.”
“Have you used nuclear weapons on each other?”
“Twice.”
“Have you used chemical weapons on each other?”
“More times than could be recorded?”
“Practiced biological warfare?”
“For hundreds of years.”
“Torture?”
“Thousands of years.”
“Slavery?”
... | “Yes Mr. Engels, something you wish to add?” The teacher, a massive blue goopy mass asked as it looked over the class.
“Well, humanity… we thought we were the most violent to be honest. Surely our nuclear weapons and our history…”
“Ah yes, I’ve had human students struggle with this concept quiet a few times.” The cre... | |
[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand. | Kai sat in the large auditorium. The busy bustle and rustle of many students rushing to fill their seats before class began to fill the once vacant hall. This class was unusual. Normally students would simply log in to their schools virtual database to be present. A holographic display of the student would then appear ... | “Yes Mr. Engels, something you wish to add?” The teacher, a massive blue goopy mass asked as it looked over the class.
“Well, humanity… we thought we were the most violent to be honest. Surely our nuclear weapons and our history…”
“Ah yes, I’ve had human students struggle with this concept quiet a few times.” The cre... | |
[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand. | Tom's mouth dropped open, and he just stared at the Terran ambassador, a look of complete shock and disbelief on his face.
"It's alright, take a minute." said the ambassador.
"You want me, _me_, to take the Human History class." said Tom, slowly.
"Yep."
"The Human History class being taught based on our 'Official H... | “Yes Mr. Engels, something you wish to add?” The teacher, a massive blue goopy mass asked as it looked over the class.
“Well, humanity… we thought we were the most violent to be honest. Surely our nuclear weapons and our history…”
“Ah yes, I’ve had human students struggle with this concept quiet a few times.” The cre... | |
[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand. | Kai sat in the large auditorium. The busy bustle and rustle of many students rushing to fill their seats before class began to fill the once vacant hall. This class was unusual. Normally students would simply log in to their schools virtual database to be present. A holographic display of the student would then appear ... | The teacher was hesitant to call out to the student that raised his hand, but seeing as the whole class stared at the human that raised his hand the teacher realised that it wouldn't be possible to ignore him. "Y-yes, mister Thomson?" the teacher finally said. Thomson spoke slowly, carfully choosing his words. "When yo... | |
[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand. | "Not much is known about modern Earth history due to the United Human Federation's radically forward-facing outlook with regards to interspecies diplomacy" the professor remarked. "However by looking at homosapien evolution and biology we can deduce that they are perhaps the most peaceful and caring species the galacti... | The teacher was hesitant to call out to the student that raised his hand, but seeing as the whole class stared at the human that raised his hand the teacher realised that it wouldn't be possible to ignore him. "Y-yes, mister Thomson?" the teacher finally said. Thomson spoke slowly, carfully choosing his words. "When yo... | |
[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand. | Tom's mouth dropped open, and he just stared at the Terran ambassador, a look of complete shock and disbelief on his face.
"It's alright, take a minute." said the ambassador.
"You want me, _me_, to take the Human History class." said Tom, slowly.
"Yep."
"The Human History class being taught based on our 'Official H... | The teacher was hesitant to call out to the student that raised his hand, but seeing as the whole class stared at the human that raised his hand the teacher realised that it wouldn't be possible to ignore him. "Y-yes, mister Thomson?" the teacher finally said. Thomson spoke slowly, carfully choosing his words. "When yo... | |
[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand. | "Yes? You at the back?"
"I'm afraid you're entirely wrong, sir."
"Student! Do you cast doubts upon the incredible research of the recent expedition to Earth?"
"Yes, sir, I do. See, I am human myself, and therefore I am in a position to know that much of what you have presented is factually incorrect."
"If you are g... | The teacher was hesitant to call out to the student that raised his hand, but seeing as the whole class stared at the human that raised his hand the teacher realised that it wouldn't be possible to ignore him. "Y-yes, mister Thomson?" the teacher finally said. Thomson spoke slowly, carfully choosing his words. "When yo... | |
[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand. | "Is this going to be on the test?" Claire asked.
"Of course, it will! But I expect you and your friends to have no issues. Don't worry."
Claire looked at Tom and David. They weren't her friends. They could barely stand eachother and the group projects were literal nightmares because nobody could imagine the Humans wo... | The teacher was hesitant to call out to the student that raised his hand, but seeing as the whole class stared at the human that raised his hand the teacher realised that it wouldn't be possible to ignore him. "Y-yes, mister Thomson?" the teacher finally said. Thomson spoke slowly, carfully choosing his words. "When yo... | |
[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand. | Kai sat in the large auditorium. The busy bustle and rustle of many students rushing to fill their seats before class began to fill the once vacant hall. This class was unusual. Normally students would simply log in to their schools virtual database to be present. A holographic display of the student would then appear ... | "Yes, Huey? What is it?" asked the teacher. The young man answered "Well, a lot of the facts you have here are wrong. Humans are a very selfish and violent species. We constantly step on each other to reach power and flaunt it with weapons of mass destruction. Where did you get all this information?" The class gasped a... | |
[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand. | "Not much is known about modern Earth history due to the United Human Federation's radically forward-facing outlook with regards to interspecies diplomacy" the professor remarked. "However by looking at homosapien evolution and biology we can deduce that they are perhaps the most peaceful and caring species the galacti... | "Yes, Huey? What is it?" asked the teacher. The young man answered "Well, a lot of the facts you have here are wrong. Humans are a very selfish and violent species. We constantly step on each other to reach power and flaunt it with weapons of mass destruction. Where did you get all this information?" The class gasped a... | |
[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand. | Tom's mouth dropped open, and he just stared at the Terran ambassador, a look of complete shock and disbelief on his face.
"It's alright, take a minute." said the ambassador.
"You want me, _me_, to take the Human History class." said Tom, slowly.
"Yep."
"The Human History class being taught based on our 'Official H... | "Yes, Huey? What is it?" asked the teacher. The young man answered "Well, a lot of the facts you have here are wrong. Humans are a very selfish and violent species. We constantly step on each other to reach power and flaunt it with weapons of mass destruction. Where did you get all this information?" The class gasped a... | |
[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand. | "Yes? You at the back?"
"I'm afraid you're entirely wrong, sir."
"Student! Do you cast doubts upon the incredible research of the recent expedition to Earth?"
"Yes, sir, I do. See, I am human myself, and therefore I am in a position to know that much of what you have presented is factually incorrect."
"If you are g... | "Yes, Huey? What is it?" asked the teacher. The young man answered "Well, a lot of the facts you have here are wrong. Humans are a very selfish and violent species. We constantly step on each other to reach power and flaunt it with weapons of mass destruction. Where did you get all this information?" The class gasped a... | |
[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand. | "Is this going to be on the test?" Claire asked.
"Of course, it will! But I expect you and your friends to have no issues. Don't worry."
Claire looked at Tom and David. They weren't her friends. They could barely stand eachother and the group projects were literal nightmares because nobody could imagine the Humans wo... | "Yes, Huey? What is it?" asked the teacher. The young man answered "Well, a lot of the facts you have here are wrong. Humans are a very selfish and violent species. We constantly step on each other to reach power and flaunt it with weapons of mass destruction. Where did you get all this information?" The class gasped a... | |
[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand. | “Umm, professor” I raised my hand “I think you got a few things wrong.” The Malglak directed its attention towards me “What do you mean Mr. Evens?” “Well, for starters we’re naturally omnivorous not herbivorous” a small gasp came from the professor “Moreover, I’m not sure where you got the idea that we never had wars. ... | “Good morning class! We’re going to learn about humans today!”
Tom froze.
The screen blinked to life, the deadly glow bathing each young face. Eyes wiggled; tentacles stood still; you couldn’t even hear the breath of wind.
Dr Moostacho blinked at the screen, and the next slide appeared.
“Humans have been around sin... | |
[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand. | "Not much is known about modern Earth history due to the United Human Federation's radically forward-facing outlook with regards to interspecies diplomacy" the professor remarked. "However by looking at homosapien evolution and biology we can deduce that they are perhaps the most peaceful and caring species the galacti... | “Good morning class! We’re going to learn about humans today!”
Tom froze.
The screen blinked to life, the deadly glow bathing each young face. Eyes wiggled; tentacles stood still; you couldn’t even hear the breath of wind.
Dr Moostacho blinked at the screen, and the next slide appeared.
“Humans have been around sin... | |
[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand. | Tom's mouth dropped open, and he just stared at the Terran ambassador, a look of complete shock and disbelief on his face.
"It's alright, take a minute." said the ambassador.
"You want me, _me_, to take the Human History class." said Tom, slowly.
"Yep."
"The Human History class being taught based on our 'Official H... | “Good morning class! We’re going to learn about humans today!”
Tom froze.
The screen blinked to life, the deadly glow bathing each young face. Eyes wiggled; tentacles stood still; you couldn’t even hear the breath of wind.
Dr Moostacho blinked at the screen, and the next slide appeared.
“Humans have been around sin... | |
[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand. | "Bullshit," I grunted.
"Language, Steven!", the teacher retorted.
"No, it's bullshit. For being the so-called 'Librarian' race, you got literally everything wrong. Humans were never peaceful. We've been trying to kill each other since the dawn of time."
"Are you seriously trying to contr-"
"YES, I am. Now shut up a... | “Good morning class! We’re going to learn about humans today!”
Tom froze.
The screen blinked to life, the deadly glow bathing each young face. Eyes wiggled; tentacles stood still; you couldn’t even hear the breath of wind.
Dr Moostacho blinked at the screen, and the next slide appeared.
“Humans have been around sin... | |
[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand. | "Yes? You at the back?"
"I'm afraid you're entirely wrong, sir."
"Student! Do you cast doubts upon the incredible research of the recent expedition to Earth?"
"Yes, sir, I do. See, I am human myself, and therefore I am in a position to know that much of what you have presented is factually incorrect."
"If you are g... | “Good morning class! We’re going to learn about humans today!”
Tom froze.
The screen blinked to life, the deadly glow bathing each young face. Eyes wiggled; tentacles stood still; you couldn’t even hear the breath of wind.
Dr Moostacho blinked at the screen, and the next slide appeared.
“Humans have been around sin... | |
[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand. | "Is this going to be on the test?" Claire asked.
"Of course, it will! But I expect you and your friends to have no issues. Don't worry."
Claire looked at Tom and David. They weren't her friends. They could barely stand eachother and the group projects were literal nightmares because nobody could imagine the Humans wo... | “Good morning class! We’re going to learn about humans today!”
Tom froze.
The screen blinked to life, the deadly glow bathing each young face. Eyes wiggled; tentacles stood still; you couldn’t even hear the breath of wind.
Dr Moostacho blinked at the screen, and the next slide appeared.
“Humans have been around sin... | |
[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand. | "Not much is known about modern Earth history due to the United Human Federation's radically forward-facing outlook with regards to interspecies diplomacy" the professor remarked. "However by looking at homosapien evolution and biology we can deduce that they are perhaps the most peaceful and caring species the galacti... | “Umm, professor” I raised my hand “I think you got a few things wrong.” The Malglak directed its attention towards me “What do you mean Mr. Evens?” “Well, for starters we’re naturally omnivorous not herbivorous” a small gasp came from the professor “Moreover, I’m not sure where you got the idea that we never had wars. ... | |
[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand. | Tom's mouth dropped open, and he just stared at the Terran ambassador, a look of complete shock and disbelief on his face.
"It's alright, take a minute." said the ambassador.
"You want me, _me_, to take the Human History class." said Tom, slowly.
"Yep."
"The Human History class being taught based on our 'Official H... | “Umm, professor” I raised my hand “I think you got a few things wrong.” The Malglak directed its attention towards me “What do you mean Mr. Evens?” “Well, for starters we’re naturally omnivorous not herbivorous” a small gasp came from the professor “Moreover, I’m not sure where you got the idea that we never had wars. ... | |
[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand. | "Bullshit," I grunted.
"Language, Steven!", the teacher retorted.
"No, it's bullshit. For being the so-called 'Librarian' race, you got literally everything wrong. Humans were never peaceful. We've been trying to kill each other since the dawn of time."
"Are you seriously trying to contr-"
"YES, I am. Now shut up a... | “Umm, professor” I raised my hand “I think you got a few things wrong.” The Malglak directed its attention towards me “What do you mean Mr. Evens?” “Well, for starters we’re naturally omnivorous not herbivorous” a small gasp came from the professor “Moreover, I’m not sure where you got the idea that we never had wars. ... | |
[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand. | "Yes? You at the back?"
"I'm afraid you're entirely wrong, sir."
"Student! Do you cast doubts upon the incredible research of the recent expedition to Earth?"
"Yes, sir, I do. See, I am human myself, and therefore I am in a position to know that much of what you have presented is factually incorrect."
"If you are g... | “Umm, professor” I raised my hand “I think you got a few things wrong.” The Malglak directed its attention towards me “What do you mean Mr. Evens?” “Well, for starters we’re naturally omnivorous not herbivorous” a small gasp came from the professor “Moreover, I’m not sure where you got the idea that we never had wars. ... | |
[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand. | "Is this going to be on the test?" Claire asked.
"Of course, it will! But I expect you and your friends to have no issues. Don't worry."
Claire looked at Tom and David. They weren't her friends. They could barely stand eachother and the group projects were literal nightmares because nobody could imagine the Humans wo... | “Umm, professor” I raised my hand “I think you got a few things wrong.” The Malglak directed its attention towards me “What do you mean Mr. Evens?” “Well, for starters we’re naturally omnivorous not herbivorous” a small gasp came from the professor “Moreover, I’m not sure where you got the idea that we never had wars. ... | |
[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand. | Tom's mouth dropped open, and he just stared at the Terran ambassador, a look of complete shock and disbelief on his face.
"It's alright, take a minute." said the ambassador.
"You want me, _me_, to take the Human History class." said Tom, slowly.
"Yep."
"The Human History class being taught based on our 'Official H... | "Not much is known about modern Earth history due to the United Human Federation's radically forward-facing outlook with regards to interspecies diplomacy" the professor remarked. "However by looking at homosapien evolution and biology we can deduce that they are perhaps the most peaceful and caring species the galacti... | |
[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand. | "Yes? You at the back?"
"I'm afraid you're entirely wrong, sir."
"Student! Do you cast doubts upon the incredible research of the recent expedition to Earth?"
"Yes, sir, I do. See, I am human myself, and therefore I am in a position to know that much of what you have presented is factually incorrect."
"If you are g... | "Bullshit," I grunted.
"Language, Steven!", the teacher retorted.
"No, it's bullshit. For being the so-called 'Librarian' race, you got literally everything wrong. Humans were never peaceful. We've been trying to kill each other since the dawn of time."
"Are you seriously trying to contr-"
"YES, I am. Now shut up a... | |
[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand. | "Is this going to be on the test?" Claire asked.
"Of course, it will! But I expect you and your friends to have no issues. Don't worry."
Claire looked at Tom and David. They weren't her friends. They could barely stand eachother and the group projects were literal nightmares because nobody could imagine the Humans wo... | "Bullshit," I grunted.
"Language, Steven!", the teacher retorted.
"No, it's bullshit. For being the so-called 'Librarian' race, you got literally everything wrong. Humans were never peaceful. We've been trying to kill each other since the dawn of time."
"Are you seriously trying to contr-"
"YES, I am. Now shut up a... | |
[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand. | "Is this going to be on the test?" Claire asked.
"Of course, it will! But I expect you and your friends to have no issues. Don't worry."
Claire looked at Tom and David. They weren't her friends. They could barely stand eachother and the group projects were literal nightmares because nobody could imagine the Humans wo... | "Yes? You at the back?"
"I'm afraid you're entirely wrong, sir."
"Student! Do you cast doubts upon the incredible research of the recent expedition to Earth?"
"Yes, sir, I do. See, I am human myself, and therefore I am in a position to know that much of what you have presented is factually incorrect."
"If you are g... | |
[WP] Your friend seemed pretty excited when you invited them over to go exercising around the neighbourhood. But it got a little odd when they showed up holding a bible, a crucifix, and a wooden stake. | Dumbfounded, I stand in the hallway and stare at Elias as he just looks at me, his backpack open and it's contents clearly visible. After a few moments I remember to close my mouth, and blink rapidly to clear my confusion; perhaps what I'm looking at will switch to something that makes sense if I keep blinking. Unfortu... | "So, Grit's family is nice then?"
"Oh, yeah, super nice! The neighbourhood has some fun spots! OH! Do you wanna go jogging around the area?"
"HECK YEAH! Meet up tomorrow?"
"Course! See ya!" *Click*
"Hey, Gavin, who was that?" I turn to see Grit.
"Oh, hi Grit! That was Calvin. He wanted to see how I was doing here.... | |
[WP] you can read minds, but you never know when or for how long. On one such day, you hear someone thinking directly at you. | It came in scratchy at first. I broken worx
*I... you can... minds. If you... turn right now.*
I turned right. Ahead of me was an old house. More correctly, a gothic mansion in. Contrary to popular belief, it was gaudily painted, yet the colors worked well together. The effect was of an aged crone wearing heavy... | "Hey! HEY! I know you can hear me!" What the fuck?
"YEAH! YOU!" I start looking around aimlessly until my eyes land on a girl with a wicked grin.
"Found me." I hear as she cocks her head and smiles. How is she doing that?
"You are going to do something for me. You see the across from you? With the glasses and blond ... | |
[WP] You're an average background character in a school full of main characters. Describe your everyday life. | Ms schoolday started as usual. The front entrance plaza had been turned into a crater, again, and school staff was busy keeping the rival gangs from demolishing the building's facade. Which wasn't easy, since one side was comprised of magic wielders and the other consisted of a supernatural dance battle crew. Both side... | This may not be what everyone else wants for their life but I'm someone that tries to stay out of things like the spotlight or seeks to be the hero of some event because I never saw the point of it. Now I understand that everyone is the hero of their own story, however I never really wanted to be the reason others woul... | |
[WP] You're an average background character in a school full of main characters. Describe your everyday life. | Since childhood I knew I wasn't the main character. Other people were
"Shut up! You're not the main character!" They said. Every time I was reminded of this fact I was deeply hurt. Why couldn't some aspiring writer pick me for once? I wanted to do things, go places. Be different.
But the fact of the matter was, ... | This may not be what everyone else wants for their life but I'm someone that tries to stay out of things like the spotlight or seeks to be the hero of some event because I never saw the point of it. Now I understand that everyone is the hero of their own story, however I never really wanted to be the reason others woul... | |
[WP] You're an average background character in a school full of main characters. Describe your everyday life. | All I wanted to do was finish my day at school and go home. Here I am in my final class of the day. Calculus 1, second floor of my high-school. But today, much like other days, my teacher and the gym teacher are stuck out on the front lawn talking with a another student. He doesn’t even have this class, at this time. Y... | This may not be what everyone else wants for their life but I'm someone that tries to stay out of things like the spotlight or seeks to be the hero of some event because I never saw the point of it. Now I understand that everyone is the hero of their own story, however I never really wanted to be the reason others woul... | |
[WP] You're an average background character in a school full of main characters. Describe your everyday life. | My first clue that something was wrong was the first day of Exposition Club. I was the only person who showed up. I couldn't even ask where everybody was, since there was nobody else around to provide exposition.
Ever since then, I realized I was special. Precisely because, at this place? I'm the only one who isn't sp... | This may not be what everyone else wants for their life but I'm someone that tries to stay out of things like the spotlight or seeks to be the hero of some event because I never saw the point of it. Now I understand that everyone is the hero of their own story, however I never really wanted to be the reason others woul... | |
[WP] You're an average background character in a school full of main characters. Describe your everyday life. | I am no hero. Hell, I could hardly call my-self a third rate one-off ally to the hero.
I have no real features. I am an average build, average height, average everything. I get decent scores on my tests (but nothing outstanding) I could not be called creative, or dramatic by any stretch of the imagination. Normally yo... | Lockers close and the noise falls away as Emiky enters hand in hand with Brud.
Whispers start as the pair pass, classmates whispering the best ship name. Emud, Breky, Murky... it's stupid and pointless as the pair will be broken up in an hour anyway.
Fil sidles up.
"So-"
"No" you insist, slamming your locker. "I ... | |
[WP] You're an average background character in a school full of main characters. Describe your everyday life. | My first clue that something was wrong was the first day of Exposition Club. I was the only person who showed up. I couldn't even ask where everybody was, since there was nobody else around to provide exposition.
Ever since then, I realized I was special. Precisely because, at this place? I'm the only one who isn't sp... | Lockers close and the noise falls away as Emiky enters hand in hand with Brud.
Whispers start as the pair pass, classmates whispering the best ship name. Emud, Breky, Murky... it's stupid and pointless as the pair will be broken up in an hour anyway.
Fil sidles up.
"So-"
"No" you insist, slamming your locker. "I ... | |
[WP] You're an average background character in a school full of main characters. Describe your everyday life. | My first clue that something was wrong was the first day of Exposition Club. I was the only person who showed up. I couldn't even ask where everybody was, since there was nobody else around to provide exposition.
Ever since then, I realized I was special. Precisely because, at this place? I'm the only one who isn't sp... | All I wanted to do was finish my day at school and go home. Here I am in my final class of the day. Calculus 1, second floor of my high-school. But today, much like other days, my teacher and the gym teacher are stuck out on the front lawn talking with a another student. He doesn’t even have this class, at this time. Y... | |
[WP] You're an average background character in a school full of main characters. Describe your everyday life. | My first clue that something was wrong was the first day of Exposition Club. I was the only person who showed up. I couldn't even ask where everybody was, since there was nobody else around to provide exposition.
Ever since then, I realized I was special. Precisely because, at this place? I'm the only one who isn't sp... | I am no hero. Hell, I could hardly call my-self a third rate one-off ally to the hero.
I have no real features. I am an average build, average height, average everything. I get decent scores on my tests (but nothing outstanding) I could not be called creative, or dramatic by any stretch of the imagination. Normally yo... | |
[WP] You're an average background character in a school full of main characters. Describe your everyday life. | Most people can be described with some accuracy. They're tall, they've got curly, neon-hair that spikes like the 90s are back. They're short, really thin, pale, kind of horrifyingly intelligent in an abstract inhuman fashion that makes them seem like a robot or the human-shaped vessel of an elder god. They're normal he... | *I'm not the main character.*
*It's a lesson that was painfully made clear to me. Whether it be through getting rejected by the girl I like, or getting bullied, then beat to shit when I fought back. Maybe the time I tried to try out for a spot on the school play, but ended up getting rejected so hard I couldn't even p... | |
[WP] You were the last of your friends to get the procedure to place your consciousness in a robot body. You wake up after your operation to hear what was supposed to be your new body say "hey! It worked! I'm in the robot body! ...Now what do we do with my old skin?" | "Hey! It worked! I'm in the robot body!... Now what do we do with my old skin?"
I looked down at my body, the eyes were closed, but I could still see the movements of the chest.
"I've never seen my body like this before", I thought the words but they never came out. I was puzzled at first, " maybe there is a learn... | Hello, my name is Han-Tyumi.
I am a cyborg.
Born, if you may call it that, in a world that is dense and black.
Created without a desire to draw breath,
without a desire to have being, without a yearning just to be.
I'd like my desire back, my life back, my soul back, my humanity.
Oh how I long for it.
For an era I have... | |
[WP] You were the last of your friends to get the procedure to place your consciousness in a robot body. You wake up after your operation to hear what was supposed to be your new body say "hey! It worked! I'm in the robot body! ...Now what do we do with my old skin?" | I can't blink. I stare as they flash their bright lights over my Iris. What else would happen? There was a gaping hole where my skull used to be.
Then why was I, or some part of I, still in here?
The robot placed a hand on me. It was cold to the touch.
"Man I looked like THIS for my whole life?" The room erupted in ... | Hello, my name is Han-Tyumi.
I am a cyborg.
Born, if you may call it that, in a world that is dense and black.
Created without a desire to draw breath,
without a desire to have being, without a yearning just to be.
I'd like my desire back, my life back, my soul back, my humanity.
Oh how I long for it.
For an era I have... | |
[WP] You were the last of your friends to get the procedure to place your consciousness in a robot body. You wake up after your operation to hear what was supposed to be your new body say "hey! It worked! I'm in the robot body! ...Now what do we do with my old skin?" | Warning: Disturbing. to me, at least.
Thank you too u/featherknife for spellchecking.
The first thing I felt was the needle in the back of my head.
"Hey! It worked! I'm in the robot body! ...Now what do we do with my old skin?"
I was talking, but it wasin't me.
The robot body I had picked out loomed over me with ... | # Soma Later
The world vanished as Ben felt vibrating needles slide into his skull.
For an eternally long, peaceful time alien sensations competed for attention in impossible ways. His hair felt cold. Tongues explored the webbing between toes. Teeth scraped the inside of his lungs. *Twice*. Nothing lay as Nature inte... | |
[WP] You were the last of your friends to get the procedure to place your consciousness in a robot body. You wake up after your operation to hear what was supposed to be your new body say "hey! It worked! I'm in the robot body! ...Now what do we do with my old skin?" | I knew this was a bad idea. Transferring your consciousness? That's not how it works; the camera that is you is stuck to you, it doesn't suddenly shift. All they did was make a copy!
"Take a few minutes to decide. I'll be right back," the doctor said. My copy - the body that I supposedly ought to be occupying - looked... | # Soma Later
The world vanished as Ben felt vibrating needles slide into his skull.
For an eternally long, peaceful time alien sensations competed for attention in impossible ways. His hair felt cold. Tongues explored the webbing between toes. Teeth scraped the inside of his lungs. *Twice*. Nothing lay as Nature inte... | |
[WP] You were the last of your friends to get the procedure to place your consciousness in a robot body. You wake up after your operation to hear what was supposed to be your new body say "hey! It worked! I'm in the robot body! ...Now what do we do with my old skin?" | Warning: Disturbing. to me, at least.
Thank you too u/featherknife for spellchecking.
The first thing I felt was the needle in the back of my head.
"Hey! It worked! I'm in the robot body! ...Now what do we do with my old skin?"
I was talking, but it wasin't me.
The robot body I had picked out loomed over me with ... | "Apperently we play nice and get along."
The whole room went quiet as i sat up from the table.
My mind felt like it was drowning in syrup and thinking through mud but i was... awake, Mostly.
Before anyone else could do anything robbo me decided to break the ice
"Brain scan?"
"Yup." I simply replied
" you wanna kee... | |
[WP] You were the last of your friends to get the procedure to place your consciousness in a robot body. You wake up after your operation to hear what was supposed to be your new body say "hey! It worked! I'm in the robot body! ...Now what do we do with my old skin?" | I knew this was a bad idea. Transferring your consciousness? That's not how it works; the camera that is you is stuck to you, it doesn't suddenly shift. All they did was make a copy!
"Take a few minutes to decide. I'll be right back," the doctor said. My copy - the body that I supposedly ought to be occupying - looked... | "Apperently we play nice and get along."
The whole room went quiet as i sat up from the table.
My mind felt like it was drowning in syrup and thinking through mud but i was... awake, Mostly.
Before anyone else could do anything robbo me decided to break the ice
"Brain scan?"
"Yup." I simply replied
" you wanna kee... | |
[WP] You were the last of your friends to get the procedure to place your consciousness in a robot body. You wake up after your operation to hear what was supposed to be your new body say "hey! It worked! I'm in the robot body! ...Now what do we do with my old skin?" | I knew this was a bad idea. Transferring your consciousness? That's not how it works; the camera that is you is stuck to you, it doesn't suddenly shift. All they did was make a copy!
"Take a few minutes to decide. I'll be right back," the doctor said. My copy - the body that I supposedly ought to be occupying - looked... | Warning: Disturbing. to me, at least.
Thank you too u/featherknife for spellchecking.
The first thing I felt was the needle in the back of my head.
"Hey! It worked! I'm in the robot body! ...Now what do we do with my old skin?"
I was talking, but it wasin't me.
The robot body I had picked out loomed over me with ... | |
[WP]You live a long happy life after finding your soulmate. You grow old together and die peacefully…Suddenly you wake up. You hear ’END SIMULATION’. ”I knew you liked that bitch!” screams your wife, who was watching the simulation. “I want a divorce!” | My head hurts, everything was a blur to me yet that voice brought me back to reality. Xun, my dear wife, was storming away from the room from what I can hear.
I threw the damned VR head gear and chase after her. I don't care about my condition now, just my wife is more important than me.
The chase was short lived by ... | Jemma watched for me for a response.
"A divorce?" I shook my head. "C'mon, it doesn't need to come to that, baby." I went to move toward her but the shackles that kept me in place on the chair stopped me. "Can you at least undo these?" I asked, nodding toward my arms.
"No."
"Jemma-"
"Stop calling me that!" The wom... | |
[WP]You live a long happy life after finding your soulmate. You grow old together and die peacefully…Suddenly you wake up. You hear ’END SIMULATION’. ”I knew you liked that bitch!” screams your wife, who was watching the simulation. “I want a divorce!” | Dylan sat up on the operating chair, shielding his eyes from bright lights from the wall-covered TV monitors that flashed the words END SIMULATION in red bold text. The pleasant warm feeling he had while holding his soul mate for the last time faded away. He shivered in the cold chair.
“Stacy? Is that you?” When he tu... | "What do you mean?" I said, feeling the fleeting regret of leaving this beautiful fantasy until I resolved myself.
"Don't you love this little sl*t?" My wife screamed, tears threatening to fall down her cheeks. "Why don't you just leave me like they all do?"
The "sl*t" my wife refers to is my coworker. We're on the s... | |
[WP] Years ago the evil, black dragon was defeated by good dragon. You have no heart to tell people that it was just a phase and you simply grew up and washed off the paint. | It has been a slow trek through the forest today, and we probably have a few more days of travel until we reach the abandoned castle. But if the years have taught me anything, it's to enjoy the here and now. And right now, we've finished dinner in a nice clearing, with a warm crackling fire, and I'm snuggled up against... | "Well, they said this was the place," Jason said, eyeing the cave and the piles of gold within it, which, in the bright light of his torch, sparkled back at them like twinkling stars.
The trio of wandering warriors had spent all night preparing, setting traps all around the place, before finding a way in that they hop... | |
[WP] Years ago the evil, black dragon was defeated by good dragon. You have no heart to tell people that it was just a phase and you simply grew up and washed off the paint. | "So you're telling me there isn't a princess here?" the knight in not so shining armor said with dismay as he sat on a large outcropping within the cave and began polishing his shin guard.
"For the hundredth time, no. I gave up all that weird emo-dragon shit 800 years back. The villagers nearby just kept perpetuatin... | "Well, they said this was the place," Jason said, eyeing the cave and the piles of gold within it, which, in the bright light of his torch, sparkled back at them like twinkling stars.
The trio of wandering warriors had spent all night preparing, setting traps all around the place, before finding a way in that they hop... | |
[WP] Years ago the evil, black dragon was defeated by good dragon. You have no heart to tell people that it was just a phase and you simply grew up and washed off the paint. | Nebeus shifted on his mountaintop perch and suppressed a yawn, struggling to focus on the ramblings of the emissary. At some point during the past century, the local humans had taken to worshiping him. He neither encouraged nor dissuaded them from the practice. As bothersome as it was to listen to their droning praises... | A single sharp note carried through the chambers.
"When I was a young one," the grand good dragon Galdur began, his inhuman aria slowing the coming sycophants.
"I'm sorry to interrupt you," the humans captain said. "But you're the only one we can turn to. You alone have defeat a Na Niphesh, a black dragon."
The drag... | |
[WP] Years ago the evil, black dragon was defeated by good dragon. You have no heart to tell people that it was just a phase and you simply grew up and washed off the paint. | Beneath the gold coins there are bones. I know this. They are buried deep in the warm piles, covered by trinkets. A crown falls there (and the skull that sat beneath it?) Armour studded with rubies (and the ribs which it protected?) greaves from a man who lost his legs to my jaws, gloves from scorched hands when the sk... | A single sharp note carried through the chambers.
"When I was a young one," the grand good dragon Galdur began, his inhuman aria slowing the coming sycophants.
"I'm sorry to interrupt you," the humans captain said. "But you're the only one we can turn to. You alone have defeat a Na Niphesh, a black dragon."
The drag... | |
[WP] Years ago the evil, black dragon was defeated by good dragon. You have no heart to tell people that it was just a phase and you simply grew up and washed off the paint. | Beneath the gold coins there are bones. I know this. They are buried deep in the warm piles, covered by trinkets. A crown falls there (and the skull that sat beneath it?) Armour studded with rubies (and the ribs which it protected?) greaves from a man who lost his legs to my jaws, gloves from scorched hands when the sk... | Nebeus shifted on his mountaintop perch and suppressed a yawn, struggling to focus on the ramblings of the emissary. At some point during the past century, the local humans had taken to worshiping him. He neither encouraged nor dissuaded them from the practice. As bothersome as it was to listen to their droning praises... | |
[WP] The galaxy watches as the humans are on their last leg protecting their plant from a parasitic species of invaders. What everyone failed to realize was how brutal humans could become when backed into a corner and hyped up with music. | When cornered the rat will fight...
That is said when most species are brought to their last. And it is no surprise that humanity brought this to the table of war.
The Ta'te-rm were a parasitic species. Know for their insidiousness when invading another a species. They would do it for months, even years while the hos... | "Alright, so what planets can we 'off?'"
"Earth is on it's last legs, and humans are kinda useless, how about them?"
"Great idea! Tell General Xiabro to launch the battle-ship."
"Aye aye, sir!"
The alien rushed through the Intergalactic Space Station halls, stopping to unlock a door marked "TIER 5 ACCES... | |
[WP] The galaxy watches as the humans are on their last leg protecting their plant from a parasitic species of invaders. What everyone failed to realize was how brutal humans could become when backed into a corner and hyped up with music. | It's been 7 years as an Anxolian journalist on the Human-Zorzak wars. I still get the shakes at night. My therapist says I should write down what I saw, so here I am. I remember when I first got to the briefing room for my assignment.
"You will be stationed on the human planet 7-A. You will be stationed with a human ... | "Alright, so what planets can we 'off?'"
"Earth is on it's last legs, and humans are kinda useless, how about them?"
"Great idea! Tell General Xiabro to launch the battle-ship."
"Aye aye, sir!"
The alien rushed through the Intergalactic Space Station halls, stopping to unlock a door marked "TIER 5 ACCES... | |
[WP] The galaxy watches as the humans are on their last leg protecting their plant from a parasitic species of invaders. What everyone failed to realize was how brutal humans could become when backed into a corner and hyped up with music. | “We are not bringing *that* with us.”
The axolotl-like creatures in the corner tracked their bulbous heads in my direction. I heard the zoom-in feature sound off from the cameras attached to the nearest Axolien’s breathing suit.
The Commander was not amused. “It’s an order, Hernandez.”
“Sir, there is no point in bri... | "Alright, so what planets can we 'off?'"
"Earth is on it's last legs, and humans are kinda useless, how about them?"
"Great idea! Tell General Xiabro to launch the battle-ship."
"Aye aye, sir!"
The alien rushed through the Intergalactic Space Station halls, stopping to unlock a door marked "TIER 5 ACCES... | |
[WP] The galaxy watches as the humans are on their last leg protecting their plant from a parasitic species of invaders. What everyone failed to realize was how brutal humans could become when backed into a corner and hyped up with music. | The Earth Republic had only emerged as a blossoming galactic empire a little over 400 years ago. From the time of first contact in the 23rd century humanity had exploded into the galaxy on an exponential scale, expanding, colonizing, and occasionally assimilating planets and systems until it had at its height controlle... | "Alright, so what planets can we 'off?'"
"Earth is on it's last legs, and humans are kinda useless, how about them?"
"Great idea! Tell General Xiabro to launch the battle-ship."
"Aye aye, sir!"
The alien rushed through the Intergalactic Space Station halls, stopping to unlock a door marked "TIER 5 ACCES... | |
[WP] The galaxy watches as the humans are on their last leg protecting their plant from a parasitic species of invaders. What everyone failed to realize was how brutal humans could become when backed into a corner and hyped up with music. | *crunch*
Isstan's boot crushed more broken glass beneath it as he marched with his squad. It disturbed him with the erie silence that the city had, the empty carcasses of buildings and vehicles making up a dense and oppressive forest of metal and concrete. The bodies of the humans were becoming fewer and fewer as they... | "Alright, so what planets can we 'off?'"
"Earth is on it's last legs, and humans are kinda useless, how about them?"
"Great idea! Tell General Xiabro to launch the battle-ship."
"Aye aye, sir!"
The alien rushed through the Intergalactic Space Station halls, stopping to unlock a door marked "TIER 5 ACCES... | |
[WP] The galaxy watches as the humans are on their last leg protecting their plant from a parasitic species of invaders. What everyone failed to realize was how brutal humans could become when backed into a corner and hyped up with music. | We saw the fires from the plant's surface, their lights visible even from space. Our hearts cried for the humans, their men fell. Their defenses were quashed as the My’ryxal tore into them. Their screams bled through our feeds and it was nearly shut down out of respect.
But…something happened. Something odd.
There w... | "Alright, so what planets can we 'off?'"
"Earth is on it's last legs, and humans are kinda useless, how about them?"
"Great idea! Tell General Xiabro to launch the battle-ship."
"Aye aye, sir!"
The alien rushed through the Intergalactic Space Station halls, stopping to unlock a door marked "TIER 5 ACCES... | |
[WP] The galaxy watches as the humans are on their last leg protecting their plant from a parasitic species of invaders. What everyone failed to realize was how brutal humans could become when backed into a corner and hyped up with music. | When cornered the rat will fight...
That is said when most species are brought to their last. And it is no surprise that humanity brought this to the table of war.
The Ta'te-rm were a parasitic species. Know for their insidiousness when invading another a species. They would do it for months, even years while the hos... | Matthew sat at his monitor, the bugs long since breached the outer walls. Music began to echo into the room. His hoarse voice sang along off-key.
*There's no time for us.*
*There's no place for us.*
*What is this thing that fills our dreams*
*and slips away from us*
The chorus echoed out into the room as needles ... | |
[WP] The galaxy watches as the humans are on their last leg protecting their plant from a parasitic species of invaders. What everyone failed to realize was how brutal humans could become when backed into a corner and hyped up with music. | It's been 7 years as an Anxolian journalist on the Human-Zorzak wars. I still get the shakes at night. My therapist says I should write down what I saw, so here I am. I remember when I first got to the briefing room for my assignment.
"You will be stationed on the human planet 7-A. You will be stationed with a human ... | Matthew sat at his monitor, the bugs long since breached the outer walls. Music began to echo into the room. His hoarse voice sang along off-key.
*There's no time for us.*
*There's no place for us.*
*What is this thing that fills our dreams*
*and slips away from us*
The chorus echoed out into the room as needles ... | |
[WP] The galaxy watches as the humans are on their last leg protecting their plant from a parasitic species of invaders. What everyone failed to realize was how brutal humans could become when backed into a corner and hyped up with music. | “We are not bringing *that* with us.”
The axolotl-like creatures in the corner tracked their bulbous heads in my direction. I heard the zoom-in feature sound off from the cameras attached to the nearest Axolien’s breathing suit.
The Commander was not amused. “It’s an order, Hernandez.”
“Sir, there is no point in bri... | Matthew sat at his monitor, the bugs long since breached the outer walls. Music began to echo into the room. His hoarse voice sang along off-key.
*There's no time for us.*
*There's no place for us.*
*What is this thing that fills our dreams*
*and slips away from us*
The chorus echoed out into the room as needles ... | |
[WP] The galaxy watches as the humans are on their last leg protecting their plant from a parasitic species of invaders. What everyone failed to realize was how brutal humans could become when backed into a corner and hyped up with music. | The Earth Republic had only emerged as a blossoming galactic empire a little over 400 years ago. From the time of first contact in the 23rd century humanity had exploded into the galaxy on an exponential scale, expanding, colonizing, and occasionally assimilating planets and systems until it had at its height controlle... | Matthew sat at his monitor, the bugs long since breached the outer walls. Music began to echo into the room. His hoarse voice sang along off-key.
*There's no time for us.*
*There's no place for us.*
*What is this thing that fills our dreams*
*and slips away from us*
The chorus echoed out into the room as needles ... | |
[WP] The galaxy watches as the humans are on their last leg protecting their plant from a parasitic species of invaders. What everyone failed to realize was how brutal humans could become when backed into a corner and hyped up with music. | *crunch*
Isstan's boot crushed more broken glass beneath it as he marched with his squad. It disturbed him with the erie silence that the city had, the empty carcasses of buildings and vehicles making up a dense and oppressive forest of metal and concrete. The bodies of the humans were becoming fewer and fewer as they... | Matthew sat at his monitor, the bugs long since breached the outer walls. Music began to echo into the room. His hoarse voice sang along off-key.
*There's no time for us.*
*There's no place for us.*
*What is this thing that fills our dreams*
*and slips away from us*
The chorus echoed out into the room as needles ... | |
[WP] The galaxy watches as the humans are on their last leg protecting their plant from a parasitic species of invaders. What everyone failed to realize was how brutal humans could become when backed into a corner and hyped up with music. | We saw the fires from the plant's surface, their lights visible even from space. Our hearts cried for the humans, their men fell. Their defenses were quashed as the My’ryxal tore into them. Their screams bled through our feeds and it was nearly shut down out of respect.
But…something happened. Something odd.
There w... | Matthew sat at his monitor, the bugs long since breached the outer walls. Music began to echo into the room. His hoarse voice sang along off-key.
*There's no time for us.*
*There's no place for us.*
*What is this thing that fills our dreams*
*and slips away from us*
The chorus echoed out into the room as needles ... | |
[WP] The galaxy watches as the humans are on their last leg protecting their plant from a parasitic species of invaders. What everyone failed to realize was how brutal humans could become when backed into a corner and hyped up with music. | “We are not bringing *that* with us.”
The axolotl-like creatures in the corner tracked their bulbous heads in my direction. I heard the zoom-in feature sound off from the cameras attached to the nearest Axolien’s breathing suit.
The Commander was not amused. “It’s an order, Hernandez.”
“Sir, there is no point in bri... | It's been 7 years as an Anxolian journalist on the Human-Zorzak wars. I still get the shakes at night. My therapist says I should write down what I saw, so here I am. I remember when I first got to the briefing room for my assignment.
"You will be stationed on the human planet 7-A. You will be stationed with a human ... | |
[WP] The galaxy watches as the humans are on their last leg protecting their plant from a parasitic species of invaders. What everyone failed to realize was how brutal humans could become when backed into a corner and hyped up with music. | The Earth Republic had only emerged as a blossoming galactic empire a little over 400 years ago. From the time of first contact in the 23rd century humanity had exploded into the galaxy on an exponential scale, expanding, colonizing, and occasionally assimilating planets and systems until it had at its height controlle... | It's been 7 years as an Anxolian journalist on the Human-Zorzak wars. I still get the shakes at night. My therapist says I should write down what I saw, so here I am. I remember when I first got to the briefing room for my assignment.
"You will be stationed on the human planet 7-A. You will be stationed with a human ... | |
[WP] The galaxy watches as the humans are on their last leg protecting their plant from a parasitic species of invaders. What everyone failed to realize was how brutal humans could become when backed into a corner and hyped up with music. | *crunch*
Isstan's boot crushed more broken glass beneath it as he marched with his squad. It disturbed him with the erie silence that the city had, the empty carcasses of buildings and vehicles making up a dense and oppressive forest of metal and concrete. The bodies of the humans were becoming fewer and fewer as they... | It's been 7 years as an Anxolian journalist on the Human-Zorzak wars. I still get the shakes at night. My therapist says I should write down what I saw, so here I am. I remember when I first got to the briefing room for my assignment.
"You will be stationed on the human planet 7-A. You will be stationed with a human ... | |
[WP] The galaxy watches as the humans are on their last leg protecting their plant from a parasitic species of invaders. What everyone failed to realize was how brutal humans could become when backed into a corner and hyped up with music. | *crunch*
Isstan's boot crushed more broken glass beneath it as he marched with his squad. It disturbed him with the erie silence that the city had, the empty carcasses of buildings and vehicles making up a dense and oppressive forest of metal and concrete. The bodies of the humans were becoming fewer and fewer as they... | “We are not bringing *that* with us.”
The axolotl-like creatures in the corner tracked their bulbous heads in my direction. I heard the zoom-in feature sound off from the cameras attached to the nearest Axolien’s breathing suit.
The Commander was not amused. “It’s an order, Hernandez.”
“Sir, there is no point in bri... | |
[WP] The galaxy watches as the humans are on their last leg protecting their plant from a parasitic species of invaders. What everyone failed to realize was how brutal humans could become when backed into a corner and hyped up with music. | **I apologize for how disjointed this is. I haven't written in a long time, but this prompt gave me something more or less fully-formed that I had to get out of my head as quickly as I could. All criticisms, opinions and advice are greatly appreciated.**
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“Can you do a lubally before I go to sleep, D... | Those poor, poor sons of bitches.
See, as humans, we've seen a bit in our existence as a species. We've seen civil war, more civil war, actually now that I think about it, a lot of civil war if you consider war between any humans to be "civil." To be honest though? We got pretty good at it.
Strategic Reconnaissance... | |
[WP] The galaxy watches as the humans are on their last leg protecting their plant from a parasitic species of invaders. What everyone failed to realize was how brutal humans could become when backed into a corner and hyped up with music. | The smoke cleared from the third round of bombs, and the galactic concil held their collective breath to see who would rise to claim earth. Slow and shaky, the un named foe rose up. The parasites had made a desert of Venus and left the once thriving metropolises of Mars in ruins. The Mercurians groaned in fear and desp... | Quiet. The dead lay spread across the field, both human and alien. Mostly alien. The wind blows, the sun rises. A new day of battle.
Dug in on one side is the last bastion of humanity, the 101st Bonecrushers! And they dawn their power armor and electro blades in anticipation of the coming attack.
They have a giant b... | |
[WP] The galaxy watches as the humans are on their last leg protecting their plant from a parasitic species of invaders. What everyone failed to realize was how brutal humans could become when backed into a corner and hyped up with music. | When the news about the bugs hit, I damn near killed myself laughing. We’ve survived interstellar flight, a bizarre bureaucratic nightmare of a Galactic Alliance (some alliance that turned out to be), even accidentally launching multiple colony ships to “binary star systems” which turned out to just be supernovas (hone... | Quiet. The dead lay spread across the field, both human and alien. Mostly alien. The wind blows, the sun rises. A new day of battle.
Dug in on one side is the last bastion of humanity, the 101st Bonecrushers! And they dawn their power armor and electro blades in anticipation of the coming attack.
They have a giant b... | |
[WP] The galaxy watches as the humans are on their last leg protecting their plant from a parasitic species of invaders. What everyone failed to realize was how brutal humans could become when backed into a corner and hyped up with music. | When the news about the bugs hit, I damn near killed myself laughing. We’ve survived interstellar flight, a bizarre bureaucratic nightmare of a Galactic Alliance (some alliance that turned out to be), even accidentally launching multiple colony ships to “binary star systems” which turned out to just be supernovas (hone... | "Galactic Garden News here with the latest update on this developing crisis. The Merry Worma has spread rapidfire throughout the human empire, eradicating every marijuana plant used in the production of space weed. Characterized mainly by its behavior of laying dormant within the plant until a joint is rolled with the ... | |
[WP] By day you are a kindergarten teacher, by night you are a monster hunter. These two jobs have A LOT more in common than one would think. | *If you want to find a monster, get a child.*
That was always lesson number one of monster hunting. Children -- their innocence, their vulnerabilities -- have always been a beacon for the dark ugly beings that reside in this world. Sadly, I don’t think that will ever change.
It’s nap time for the children in my kinde... | When you think about monsters, you imagine some strange creatures in distant lands, the truth is quite different. Most of the times you can not tell them apart from regular humans, you have to use so called "monster gem" to track them down.
I've been born in a family with a long tradition of monster hunting, I was exp... | |
[WP] You are an elite assassin, able to take down about any target. So it is very baffling when you are hired to take out a complete nobody for triple your usual rate. Your client only explains that they’re not sure what the target is, but that they are only pretending to be human. | \[Ordered: Take Out\]
"She sure looks human to me...," Alan chuckled to himself as he admired the view. His lithe, pale, naked target sat on the edge of the lake shore enjoying the waves. She had long jet-black hair and seemed lost in thought. "...it's a real shame," he decided. Despite her almost supernatural attrac... | Mr. J. Ker,
​
I presume you've done your research before selecting me for this task. This would mean you have likely heard of my more, let's say, "overt" exploits. Believe me when I say that they are are only a fraction of my completed assignments. I strive to be as professional and effective as possible a... | |
[WP] As the last note of the last song echoed around the room, I watched as the audience all turned to dust. And all I felt was relief. | "*Finally*, I thought.
I posed the violin on a chair near me and sat on the border of the indoor stage, looking at the remains of my 'audience', evaporating quickly in the air.
The walls of the empty theatre towered over me, its many boxes full of shadows seemingly coming alive.
I threw a glare at the violin, th... | "...and I will trrrrry to fix you..."
The whooping and the yelling overwhelmed my thoughts, and that was okay. I embraced the electric atmosphere from the ten thousand attendees who had come to watch Coldplay.
This had been a treat for myself, and I hadn't been disappointed. Not once.
It hadn't been easy getting ti... | |
[WP] Your wife breaks up with you, takes the kids, the dog, and the house. You are at your lowest. Then, a man appears, saying that he can help... for a price. | The three day old pizza tasted bland. Not sure how the pizza tasted bland but it fit my mood. Netflix tried to play on my laptop, which was probably a generation too old to do that.
I glanced around my current abode, which was a studio apartment in a not so nice part of town. The remnants of my life came dow... | I was sitting on the side of the road, crying, when he approached me. A tall slender man in a black suit with eyes glowing red, brighter than anything I’d ever seen before. His presence was chilling, but comforting all the same. He sat next to me and wrapped his arm around me like we’d been friends for years. His touc... | |
[WP] Your wife breaks up with you, takes the kids, the dog, and the house. You are at your lowest. Then, a man appears, saying that he can help... for a price. | The mystery man led me into a room into the back of the pub. He opened the door to reveal nothing but a chair and a standing mirror covered with a cloth. As he shut the door behind me, the man asked, "Do you believe in second chances, friend?"
I scoffed. "I'm in a locked windowless room with a man I've never met after... | I was sitting on the side of the road, crying, when he approached me. A tall slender man in a black suit with eyes glowing red, brighter than anything I’d ever seen before. His presence was chilling, but comforting all the same. He sat next to me and wrapped his arm around me like we’d been friends for years. His touc... | |
[WP] Your wife breaks up with you, takes the kids, the dog, and the house. You are at your lowest. Then, a man appears, saying that he can help... for a price. | The mystery man led me into a room into the back of the pub. He opened the door to reveal nothing but a chair and a standing mirror covered with a cloth. As he shut the door behind me, the man asked, "Do you believe in second chances, friend?"
I scoffed. "I'm in a locked windowless room with a man I've never met after... | The three day old pizza tasted bland. Not sure how the pizza tasted bland but it fit my mood. Netflix tried to play on my laptop, which was probably a generation too old to do that.
I glanced around my current abode, which was a studio apartment in a not so nice part of town. The remnants of my life came dow... | |
[WP] D&D, You are a warlock who doesn't use eldritch blast, since to use it you must say the name of you patron, and you kinda forgotten their name after they introduced themselves, and been calling them by "master", "my leige", "dude"... | \*SO LET ME SEE IF I UNDERSTAND YOU CORRECTLY\* The cosmic horror studied the ghostly image of the half-dead Warlock.
\*I GAVE YOU NEAR INFINITE ACCESS TO THE PRIMAL FORCES OF THE COSMOS, AND YOU GOT SHIVVED IN THE BRAIN BY A GOBLIN, BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T REMEMBER MY NAME?\*
The Warlock floated within the ethereal \... | Most Warlocks remember entering their pact with their patron, it is supposed to be a life changing moment after all. A world changing start to what’s sure to be an interesting story of adventure and magic.
That’s how it’s supposed to start at least, for me it was… a different story. A night like any other, I had gotte... | |
[WP] D&D, You are a warlock who doesn't use eldritch blast, since to use it you must say the name of you patron, and you kinda forgotten their name after they introduced themselves, and been calling them by "master", "my leige", "dude"... | You really can’t blame me for being unprepared to listen when summoning my patron.
Try staying up for forty-eight hours to get in the appropriately fugue-ish state of mind for an eldritch being of unknown age. Then, drawing a freehand circle. Have you tried drawing a circle, even while perfectly sober? Go on. Go ahead... | Most Warlocks remember entering their pact with their patron, it is supposed to be a life changing moment after all. A world changing start to what’s sure to be an interesting story of adventure and magic.
That’s how it’s supposed to start at least, for me it was… a different story. A night like any other, I had gotte... | |
[WP] Your spouse was actually an amnesiac god that had both their powers and memories sealed away years ago. Now the seal is broken and they have regained their godhood. They're curious why you're not as happy as they are about this. | I loved my wife. She was my everything. But that was before the tragedy. Well to her it was a miracle. Turns out she was a goddess who got sealed away, with no memories. She was ecstatic to be free. And at first I was confused and concerned, but now I'm just sorrowful.
Over the past 2 weeks since when it first happene... | (It's been forever since I've written anything and I'm on mobile so I apologize if it's clunky or there's typos)
There's a blinding flash and a warm light surrounds my husband, filling our apartment with an intense glow. I stumble, clenching my eyes shut as the light seems to get brighter, nearly blinding me. It seem... | |
[WP] Your spouse was actually an amnesiac god that had both their powers and memories sealed away years ago. Now the seal is broken and they have regained their godhood. They're curious why you're not as happy as they are about this. | “Wait, so you’re… a literal god? Why didn’t you ever tell me!!!?”
“I uhhhh, thought I lost all my powers, and memories until just now. I think… I have to go back to my duties… don’t worry, I don’t have to work a lot, we can keep our old life mostly unchanged!”
“I don’t get it… what are your… duties? Oh god, are you l... | (It's been forever since I've written anything and I'm on mobile so I apologize if it's clunky or there's typos)
There's a blinding flash and a warm light surrounds my husband, filling our apartment with an intense glow. I stumble, clenching my eyes shut as the light seems to get brighter, nearly blinding me. It seem... | |
[WP] Your spouse was actually an amnesiac god that had both their powers and memories sealed away years ago. Now the seal is broken and they have regained their godhood. They're curious why you're not as happy as they are about this. | This changes nothing
That's what I kept trying to tell myself at least. It's the first thing my wife told me a month ago when she had made her discovery; that she was more than a mere human.
For the past month, I clung to those words like a drowning man to a life boat in the middle of a typhoon.
For the past mont... | (It's been forever since I've written anything and I'm on mobile so I apologize if it's clunky or there's typos)
There's a blinding flash and a warm light surrounds my husband, filling our apartment with an intense glow. I stumble, clenching my eyes shut as the light seems to get brighter, nearly blinding me. It seem... | |
[WP] Your spouse was actually an amnesiac god that had both their powers and memories sealed away years ago. Now the seal is broken and they have regained their godhood. They're curious why you're not as happy as they are about this. | "It was an accident, baby."
"You turning me into a turtle was an accident?!" I rolled my eyes, reminding myself I needed to raise my voice, since I was a turtle. "You turning me into a turtle was an accident?!"
Rachel - what I called her - began to stroke my head. The soothing brushes of her hand over my head was som... | (It's been forever since I've written anything and I'm on mobile so I apologize if it's clunky or there's typos)
There's a blinding flash and a warm light surrounds my husband, filling our apartment with an intense glow. I stumble, clenching my eyes shut as the light seems to get brighter, nearly blinding me. It seem... |
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