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[WP] A man releases an evil genie, bent on corrupting his wishes. However, the man's wishes are so boring and mundane, the evil genie struggles to twist them. | John had run through this scenario in his head so many times. Uncorruptable wishes, that was the key, make everything specific, ironed out. But damn, his genie was kinda pushy.
"Mortal, state your wish, this world of yours disgusts me and I wish to return to my native plane of existence."
John looked at him, getting ... | “I am the Grand Genie Beryl, most feared and envied of all my kind. I’ve brought ruin to civilizations and untold horrors the likes of which you can’t imagine. Tell me, master, how may I exact your vengeance? You have three wishes.”
“Actually, I wish for a vanilla milkshake,” Hector replied to the genie.
“Seriously?... | |
[WP] A man releases an evil genie, bent on corrupting his wishes. However, the man's wishes are so boring and mundane, the evil genie struggles to twist them. | A Pizza? Could that human Jeb be so stupid as not to realize what the wishes truly meant? How much power he had at his disposal?
The genie was about to conjure a soggy pineapple pizza for this sucker, but stopped and reconsidered. A Test! Of course - a test! The human was just testing him. Testing if he would corrupt... | “I am the Grand Genie Beryl, most feared and envied of all my kind. I’ve brought ruin to civilizations and untold horrors the likes of which you can’t imagine. Tell me, master, how may I exact your vengeance? You have three wishes.”
“Actually, I wish for a vanilla milkshake,” Hector replied to the genie.
“Seriously?... | |
[WP] A man releases an evil genie, bent on corrupting his wishes. However, the man's wishes are so boring and mundane, the evil genie struggles to twist them. | The beep of the machine notified the world that life still rang through his body. He was so fragile there. A machine to help him for most of his functions hummed quietly in the corner. It was perfect, the need in his wishes would turn to anger and then he would lash out all on his own.
"You have summoned me, The Grea... | “I am the Grand Genie Beryl, most feared and envied of all my kind. I’ve brought ruin to civilizations and untold horrors the likes of which you can’t imagine. Tell me, master, how may I exact your vengeance? You have three wishes.”
“Actually, I wish for a vanilla milkshake,” Hector replied to the genie.
“Seriously?... | |
[WP] A man releases an evil genie, bent on corrupting his wishes. However, the man's wishes are so boring and mundane, the evil genie struggles to twist them. | John had run through this scenario in his head so many times. Uncorruptable wishes, that was the key, make everything specific, ironed out. But damn, his genie was kinda pushy.
"Mortal, state your wish, this world of yours disgusts me and I wish to return to my native plane of existence."
John looked at him, getting ... | "I wish my legs aren't tired" I say, considering I had walked a while before finding this lamp. I then watched the genie look at me confused and stared at my face to face as if he looked at a person that either went mad or so stupid to wish for such a thing.
"Are you sure?" He said confused. It was a great joy seeing... | |
[WP] After zombie outbreaks, a cure for zombie virus has been developed and zombies got turned back to people. The problem is, they remember everything they’ve done when they were zombie. | Alice opened the front door with such finesse that it barely made a noise. However, the soft clap of her crutches hitting the wood floors scatted across the foyer.
“Where have you been?” I called out from the living room, “Your curfew is at midnight and it is now a quarter past one.” She arched her crutches toward the... | The scariest part was having no control. I wandered that wasteland for what seemed like decades. With no real purpose other than to satisfy the immense and unquenchable hunger buried deep within me. Always angry, always tired and always, always hungry. That is what I remember most of all. The pure bloodlust brought me... | |
[WP] After zombie outbreaks, a cure for zombie virus has been developed and zombies got turned back to people. The problem is, they remember everything they’ve done when they were zombie. | Alice opened the front door with such finesse that it barely made a noise. However, the soft clap of her crutches hitting the wood floors scatted across the foyer.
“Where have you been?” I called out from the living room, “Your curfew is at midnight and it is now a quarter past one.” She arched her crutches toward the... | Jerry burst into his house grinning from ear to ear, dashing across the living room, practically dancing as he set down his keys and brief case.
"Why are you so happy?" asked his wife Katrya.
"Business is through the roof! Another client came in today, desperate, practically begging for my help. I could have tripp... | |
[WP] Write a story about a problem with the main characters enacting a complex plan to fix it, but have a glaringly obvious solution shine through the entire story. | My coffee was hot and strong, the third one this morning so I was wired. Usually took at least three to get me into gear each morning. My crew knew not to bother me for that first hour of the shift while I put my head on straight. That’s why the knock on the office door was so unwelcome. I’d only been at work for 4... | The clock struck twelve. Melissa and Malcolm still hadn't figured out what to do. The mahogany table in front of them was covered with parchments of various sizes, all scribbled with figures and numbers. But it was futile. They were never going to succeed.
"Okay, what if a dragon.. " Melissa began.
"No. Chimney."
.... | |
[WP] Write a story about a problem with the main characters enacting a complex plan to fix it, but have a glaringly obvious solution shine through the entire story. | The remote was 2 metres away just on the table, and we had a plan. I wait for the perfect moment and announce "Now!". Jack threw the paperweight up onto the ceiling fan and landed after tons of failed attempts. The T.V. kept blaring out the awful show that was on.
I then threw erasers at the switch and kept raising t... | “Okay. We need to think this thoroughly. Jenine, grab me the blue prints,” Migel said with a stressful tone.
Jenine was his petite friend with long brown hair and large glasses dominating her face. She was quiet, like a mouse, and constantly did what she was told because she was in utter fear that she would lose her o... | |
[WP] In hindsight, the chosen hero seemed a little too eager to go around slaughtering monsters. | Desperate times call for desperate measures, or so the saying goes, and this was certainly a desperate measure. The village of Cragpoint was situated at the foot of Spear Mountain, an isolated village of fifty people, they made their livelihood goat herding and farming what they could on the rocky soil. Life was tough ... | They've finally recognized me for what I am; a hero. I walk past onlookers and hear them murmur, "Did you see how he tore that monsters head off with his bare hands?!", I turn on the TV and see them replaying footage of that ghoul whose leg I chopped off and beat him to death with. The capturing of this moment was rui... | |
[WP] In hindsight, the chosen hero seemed a little too eager to go around slaughtering monsters. | "Look, I'm not saying he is fit for the job, *but seriously, have you been round to his house?*"
"Come on Jacob, stop being hero-phobic, what is wrong with his house, does he not have a bed and go around being fuelled by energy from the monsters he kills?" inquired the town mayor, lazily lying on the grass.
Or atleas... | They've finally recognized me for what I am; a hero. I walk past onlookers and hear them murmur, "Did you see how he tore that monsters head off with his bare hands?!", I turn on the TV and see them replaying footage of that ghoul whose leg I chopped off and beat him to death with. The capturing of this moment was rui... | |
[WP] In hindsight, the chosen hero seemed a little too eager to go around slaughtering monsters. | Desperate times call for desperate measures, or so the saying goes, and this was certainly a desperate measure. The village of Cragpoint was situated at the foot of Spear Mountain, an isolated village of fifty people, they made their livelihood goat herding and farming what they could on the rocky soil. Life was tough ... | Ra-zen. Long ago called the land of jewels for the gemstones found abundantly beneath it. It had been a land of riches, raising up generations of talented craftsmen to carve up the earth's bounty into works of splendor, setting them within frames of most precious metal. At the center of this land was a city that looked... | |
[WP] In hindsight, the chosen hero seemed a little too eager to go around slaughtering monsters. | "Look, I'm not saying he is fit for the job, *but seriously, have you been round to his house?*"
"Come on Jacob, stop being hero-phobic, what is wrong with his house, does he not have a bed and go around being fuelled by energy from the monsters he kills?" inquired the town mayor, lazily lying on the grass.
Or atleas... | Ra-zen. Long ago called the land of jewels for the gemstones found abundantly beneath it. It had been a land of riches, raising up generations of talented craftsmen to carve up the earth's bounty into works of splendor, setting them within frames of most precious metal. At the center of this land was a city that looked... | |
[WP] An alien race descends from above to invade a primitive world. But each attack is rebuffed by a single warrior--a man wearing every magic artifact the kingdom could scrounge up. | The golden circlet about Dimly’s arm began to grow hot, painfully hot. *Stupid damn thing.* The chosen one thought as he stood and made his way over to the stream before him, his pace quickened as the bangle that adorned his wrist continued to grow in temperature, the skin beneath beginning to burn. With a gasp of reli... | “It seems that all of the preparations are set!” King George III exclaimed. For he was excited for this day, see when the space beasts came from above George knew that a fight was brewing. The beasts gave a simple warning, almost incomprehensible to the humans. “Run and hide while you still can, we are coming, and we a... | |
[WP] An alien race descends from above to invade a primitive world. But each attack is rebuffed by a single warrior--a man wearing every magic artifact the kingdom could scrounge up. | Ragnar could see the two giant alien motherships coming from a mile away. The motherships saw him too.
Hoisting up his shield, Ragnar emerged unscathed from the flurry of energy bullets unleashed upon him. The shield had always served him well. Forged by the Old Gods, it created an aura of protection that held all har... | I stood upon my little hill and surveyed the carnage before me. Craters littered the ground, smoking husks of their metal beast lay interspersed with the dead. A few moving ones could be seen milling around, scavenging all they could. Many more were just standing there, lost in one of my 267 various illusion traps. I c... | |
[WP]You're a double agent with two aliases from different countries. You're assigned by each country to kill your alias on the opposite site | "I'm getting too old for this shit. I cannot BELIEVE this happened again."
Seven years ago, "James Patton" had rising star in the US intelligence community, with ten years of accomplishments under his belt. Meanwhile, "Crazy Ivan" had had a similar string of accomplishments in his nine years working for Russia. D... | A mission brief I’ve read hundreds of times. ‘Top Secret: Retirement.’
The targets? Oh.
I’ve hunted, and hidden, but both?
“HR, can you confirm my wife’s death in service benefits?”
I incinerate the passports and paperwork; she makes the call, sobbing convincingly. It seems time to migrate to sunnier climates.
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[WP] Every alien race that has achieved interstellar space travel did it via peace. Every warmongering race has destroyed themselves in the process. All except for one - humans. | From the inscription on every North West Wall-Panel in the Palace of Betamax Prime:
*Alexander, favorite of Jesus and Buddha, beloved of Allah and Vishnu, the weapon of the great gods, the mighty king, king of the Solarian Empire, the son of Frederick, the great king, the mighty king of Sol;*
First Private Justin rel... | "Shields at %20." The ship's computer announced. Not a moment later I was sent tumbling to the floor as a large crash shook the ship. "%15."
"Dammit! Computer, are the warp drives active?" I asked.
"Negative, warp drives damaged." The computer replied.
I stood and turned my gaze to the ships windows. The weapons of ... | |
[WP] Every alien race that has achieved interstellar space travel did it via peace. Every warmongering race has destroyed themselves in the process. All except for one - humans. | "How is it possible that not a single species to venture beyond their solar system still engaged in warfare?" Captain James was confused.
"We owe it all to the First, the first species to travel the stars. They set up a monitoring system, and any time it looked like a species was near to achieving interstellar travel,... | "Shields at %20." The ship's computer announced. Not a moment later I was sent tumbling to the floor as a large crash shook the ship. "%15."
"Dammit! Computer, are the warp drives active?" I asked.
"Negative, warp drives damaged." The computer replied.
I stood and turned my gaze to the ships windows. The weapons of ... | |
[WP] You're a one-man-band, and you're job is to follow the main character of a video game around, playing all the games music, while not being noticed, and also not dying. | I ducked behind a rock while he was checking his weapons. I take a few deep breaths, then wipe some sweat off of my face.
“Stupid fire armor. Keeps you from burning to death, but doesn’t do anything about ACTUAL heat! Ah, where’s my water?”
The player was in the fiery volcano of Alvanador, to slay the beast that lur... | Sam was running towards the foliage with a smoking shotgun in his hand as I played a particularly beautiful guitar piece , I was not expecting any more surprises after the space ship crashed just having seen a weird one eyed monster and a weird skeleton thing.
Sam , Serious was making some wise cracking comments when... | |
[WP] Leaving a concert after seeing a famous band. Security grabs you and brings you to the lead singers dressing room. He's in the corner cleaning makeup off his face. "I saw you in the crowd. What are you doing here? You're not supposed to be here." As he turns you can see his face.... It's you. | "I saw you in the crowd. What are you doing here? You're not supposed to be here."
He turned around. I could see his face. It was mine.
“Mate, can you hear me? I am asking you a question-why are you here?”, he repeated.
I remained silent. My eyes pored on the young svelte frame in front of me-the jet black messy hai... | "I'm sorry, but I had to come... You see, something has gone terribly wrong, and you're the only one who can help." I tell myself as I look back at me with obvious frustration. "No, not this bullshit again. We agreed. You agreed. We stay seperate. You do your thing and I do mine and we *don't* cross paths. I don't want... | |
[WP] Rather than discovering magic like every other alien race in the galaxy, Humanity has created artificial magic that even machines can wield. This has angered some of the more spiritualistic alien races to the point of war. | "Magic was not meant for the likes of machines!"
Ambassador Prog slammed his staff on the stony floor, cracking the polished surface in his anger. All around him, the meeting room went silent. Eyes were downturned, nails were polished, but none even rose to meet his gaze. None, except for one.
"I disagree."
Quiet... | Fatr’Kll opened his eyes, looking towards his still closed door. Everything looked exactly like it always did. The green and grey carpets extending from his desk to the door. His pedestals, placed in two rows next to the carpet, carrying the crystallised heads of some of the churches grandest enemies. Tropk the Cancell... | |
[WP] You are 99.99% percent sure your dog is a hellhound but he is still a good boy | I hang up the phone in shock. That's the third person in six months! Another funeral to attend, another bouquet of flowers to buy. I look over at Cŵn with a feeling of unease.
He's such a friendly and docile dog, hardly ever even barks. Yet, every time I introduce him to a new person, they die. The first two times I ... | Buster trotted into the room and began sniffing furiously under the sofa.
He always did this on Friday nights before 8pm, even with daylight savings time, or the spring equinox.
“What are you looking for buddy?”
He didn’t respond.
In fact, every Friday that buster came in, and began his “business”, I asked him w... | |
[WP] You are 99.99% percent sure your dog is a hellhound but he is still a good boy | Greta explicitly went into the SPCA that day looking to adopt a big dog. She had finally moved into her first real house and was living alone for the first time in her life, and to be honest she was completely terrified. Normally a light sleeper, she now found herself startling awake at the faintest sounds, convinced t... | Buster trotted into the room and began sniffing furiously under the sofa.
He always did this on Friday nights before 8pm, even with daylight savings time, or the spring equinox.
“What are you looking for buddy?”
He didn’t respond.
In fact, every Friday that buster came in, and began his “business”, I asked him w... | |
[WP] You are 99.99% percent sure your dog is a hellhound but he is still a good boy | I had gotten Orion as a puppy. The shelter had him down as a German Shepherd/Rottweiler mix, although I had a hunch it was actually Doberman/Rottweiler when I saw him.
When I said I was interested, they'd let me take him to a dog run around the side of the building. I grew up with dogs but had never had one of my own... | Buster trotted into the room and began sniffing furiously under the sofa.
He always did this on Friday nights before 8pm, even with daylight savings time, or the spring equinox.
“What are you looking for buddy?”
He didn’t respond.
In fact, every Friday that buster came in, and began his “business”, I asked him w... | |
[WP] When the IT-guy took out a knife and a goat you knew your problem was more severe than initially thought. | Somehow this day had gotten much weirder than I could have predicted.
It started out with things that seemed reasonable in the context. I figured I’d finally tracked down the only guy in the area that could help me recover my lost files. People said he was a semi-retired genius, living in the country but maintaining ... | 'Hey, this is Seth from Marketing. I'm calling about what looks like a computer virus.'
There is no response, despite Seth making out some soft murmurs which are definitely coming from the other end. He taps the phone speaker a few times, hoping the loud noise would draw the IT guy's attention, and he is somewhat succ... | |
[WP] When the IT-guy took out a knife and a goat you knew your problem was more severe than initially thought. | "What in the *hell* are you doing!?" I screamed, staring in shock at this lunatic who was sitting in my special chair, holding a long butcher's knife next to a bleating goat's throat.
"Well you want your computer fixed, right?" he asked, looking at me with genuine concern. I honestly didn't know if this guy was being ... | 'Hey, this is Seth from Marketing. I'm calling about what looks like a computer virus.'
There is no response, despite Seth making out some soft murmurs which are definitely coming from the other end. He taps the phone speaker a few times, hoping the loud noise would draw the IT guy's attention, and he is somewhat succ... | |
[WP] When the IT-guy took out a knife and a goat you knew your problem was more severe than initially thought. | Somehow this day had gotten much weirder than I could have predicted.
It started out with things that seemed reasonable in the context. I figured I’d finally tracked down the only guy in the area that could help me recover my lost files. People said he was a semi-retired genius, living in the country but maintaining ... | So I had called into IT because my printer kept jamming up every couple of pages and I was getting sick of it. But I wasn’t expecting the reaction that John had when he got there.
“Wow D, you really did a number on your printer. Could you get us some coffee while I look at this?” John said, fiddling with the case of t... | |
[WP] When the IT-guy took out a knife and a goat you knew your problem was more severe than initially thought. | "What in the *hell* are you doing!?" I screamed, staring in shock at this lunatic who was sitting in my special chair, holding a long butcher's knife next to a bleating goat's throat.
"Well you want your computer fixed, right?" he asked, looking at me with genuine concern. I honestly didn't know if this guy was being ... | So I had called into IT because my printer kept jamming up every couple of pages and I was getting sick of it. But I wasn’t expecting the reaction that John had when he got there.
“Wow D, you really did a number on your printer. Could you get us some coffee while I look at this?” John said, fiddling with the case of t... | |
[WP] When the IT-guy took out a knife and a goat you knew your problem was more severe than initially thought. | "Okay, okay..." I said, my voice betraying the slightest hint of the panic I was feeling. "...let's just calm down. What do we need a goat for?"
The IT guy looked at me with a steely gaze I had previously assumed was reserved only for action heroes. "Mr. Greene, I need to call in some backup."
"Like Satan backup?"... | So I had called into IT because my printer kept jamming up every couple of pages and I was getting sick of it. But I wasn’t expecting the reaction that John had when he got there.
“Wow D, you really did a number on your printer. Could you get us some coffee while I look at this?” John said, fiddling with the case of t... | |
[WP] When the IT-guy took out a knife and a goat you knew your problem was more severe than initially thought. | "Have you tried turning it on and back on again?" The techie asked monotonously as he worked his way through his well practiced mental tick chart.
"Yes," I sigh, my foot tapping idly on the ground. "I have tried turning it off and back on again." I'd been here for almost an hour now, and when the last guy couldn't get... | So I had called into IT because my printer kept jamming up every couple of pages and I was getting sick of it. But I wasn’t expecting the reaction that John had when he got there.
“Wow D, you really did a number on your printer. Could you get us some coffee while I look at this?” John said, fiddling with the case of t... | |
[WP] A retired super villain is in the bank with their child when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | "Alright, we have one last thing to do and then we can go home." Retiring from super villainy was one of the hardest decisions of my life, and one of the best. The day I found out about Jenna was the day I gave up making chaos wherever I pleased.
"OK daddy. Can we watch telly when we get home?" Jenna asks as we cross ... | “Look sir I know what’s it’s like but please don’t shoot” I said.
My son was next to me as I was making a withdrawal. I recently retired from my job which was being a super villain, and now the strange thing is the new branch of super villains are robing this very bank.
“No, how the hell would you know what it’s like?”... | |
[WP] A retired super villain is in the bank with their child when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | "Now what can I help you with today, Mr Smith" the teller said brimming with his usual chipperness. Some might have been bothered by the overwhelming pearly whites that flashed from his smile, but not Mr Smith. A slight tug at Smiths arm, reminded him of why people like the teller were good a thing. Jimmy Smith, Mr Smi... | “Look sir I know what’s it’s like but please don’t shoot” I said.
My son was next to me as I was making a withdrawal. I recently retired from my job which was being a super villain, and now the strange thing is the new branch of super villains are robing this very bank.
“No, how the hell would you know what it’s like?”... | |
[WP] A retired super villain is in the bank with their child when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | Don't they know that the best villains are the ones who never get caught, and that bank robbing is too loud to remain hidden? I kicked the table over and told my ten year old to stay flat and put the special ear plugs in her ears, just like we practiced; good thing I set the time aside to teach her, because Mary would'... | “Look sir I know what’s it’s like but please don’t shoot” I said.
My son was next to me as I was making a withdrawal. I recently retired from my job which was being a super villain, and now the strange thing is the new branch of super villains are robing this very bank.
“No, how the hell would you know what it’s like?”... | |
[WP] A retired super villain is in the bank with their child when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | Ha! Haha! Hahahahaha I love ironic ideas like this. Good job, Galatargelle the OP.
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I gave up being an Eidolon a long time ago. *Centuries* ago. Since then I've hooked up with a Dhampir, had a few kids, got legit. The wars with the Legion of the Black Spider are over, the Dragon has moved... | “Look sir I know what’s it’s like but please don’t shoot” I said.
My son was next to me as I was making a withdrawal. I recently retired from my job which was being a super villain, and now the strange thing is the new branch of super villains are robing this very bank.
“No, how the hell would you know what it’s like?”... | |
[WP] A retired super villain is in the bank with their child when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | The man cowering behind a knocked-over table, tiny daughter balanced on one hip, is the perfect image of a dweeb - thick glasses, gaming t-shirt, undershaved stubble on the verge of a beard and all. His hands are shaking as he struggles to dial something on his cellphone, trying to ignore the villainous soliloquy going... | “Look sir I know what’s it’s like but please don’t shoot” I said.
My son was next to me as I was making a withdrawal. I recently retired from my job which was being a super villain, and now the strange thing is the new branch of super villains are robing this very bank.
“No, how the hell would you know what it’s like?”... | |
[WP] A retired super villain is in the bank with their child when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | "Hands up people! Keep quiet and the Terror Gang won't have to kill anyone today!"
I keep my expression carefully neutral but inside I'm cringing. "The Terror Gang". Super villains aren't what they used to be. I'm hoping things will improve because this is just embarrassing. Of course, they don't.
"Blaze! Keep an ... | “Look sir I know what’s it’s like but please don’t shoot” I said.
My son was next to me as I was making a withdrawal. I recently retired from my job which was being a super villain, and now the strange thing is the new branch of super villains are robing this very bank.
“No, how the hell would you know what it’s like?”... | |
[WP] A retired super villain is in the bank with their child when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | The man cowering behind a knocked-over table, tiny daughter balanced on one hip, is the perfect image of a dweeb - thick glasses, gaming t-shirt, undershaved stubble on the verge of a beard and all. His hands are shaking as he struggles to dial something on his cellphone, trying to ignore the villainous soliloquy going... | "Now what can I help you with today, Mr Smith" the teller said brimming with his usual chipperness. Some might have been bothered by the overwhelming pearly whites that flashed from his smile, but not Mr Smith. A slight tug at Smiths arm, reminded him of why people like the teller were good a thing. Jimmy Smith, Mr Smi... | |
[WP] A retired super villain is in the bank with their child when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | The man cowering behind a knocked-over table, tiny daughter balanced on one hip, is the perfect image of a dweeb - thick glasses, gaming t-shirt, undershaved stubble on the verge of a beard and all. His hands are shaking as he struggles to dial something on his cellphone, trying to ignore the villainous soliloquy going... | Don't they know that the best villains are the ones who never get caught, and that bank robbing is too loud to remain hidden? I kicked the table over and told my ten year old to stay flat and put the special ear plugs in her ears, just like we practiced; good thing I set the time aside to teach her, because Mary would'... | |
[WP] A retired super villain is in the bank with their child when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | "Hands up people! Keep quiet and the Terror Gang won't have to kill anyone today!"
I keep my expression carefully neutral but inside I'm cringing. "The Terror Gang". Super villains aren't what they used to be. I'm hoping things will improve because this is just embarrassing. Of course, they don't.
"Blaze! Keep an ... | Don't they know that the best villains are the ones who never get caught, and that bank robbing is too loud to remain hidden? I kicked the table over and told my ten year old to stay flat and put the special ear plugs in her ears, just like we practiced; good thing I set the time aside to teach her, because Mary would'... | |
[WP] A retired super villain is in the bank with their child when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place. | "Hands up people! Keep quiet and the Terror Gang won't have to kill anyone today!"
I keep my expression carefully neutral but inside I'm cringing. "The Terror Gang". Super villains aren't what they used to be. I'm hoping things will improve because this is just embarrassing. Of course, they don't.
"Blaze! Keep an ... | Ha! Haha! Hahahahaha I love ironic ideas like this. Good job, Galatargelle the OP.
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I gave up being an Eidolon a long time ago. *Centuries* ago. Since then I've hooked up with a Dhampir, had a few kids, got legit. The wars with the Legion of the Black Spider are over, the Dragon has moved... | |
[WP] Every night the old man is out in the street, trying to collect moonlight in a plastic bucket. Tonight, you decide to try to help him. | I've seen the old man before. He's always out here at night on the full moons. He isn't homeless or crazy. He's the village lighthouse keeper and he often talks to the moon. Some call him mad for that. I never will.
The old man struggles to hold his plastic bucket up in the air. It intrigues me to see someone who actu... | Old Man Driscoll was out there again.
Patrick had turned off the lights in the living room, so he could watch from the windows without being spotted. If the old fellow in the street had noticed the onlooker, he hadn't changed his routine because of it. Mr. Driscoll stood in the light of the Moon with a bucket in hands... | |
[WP] Every night the old man is out in the street, trying to collect moonlight in a plastic bucket. Tonight, you decide to try to help him. | I've seen the old man before. He's always out here at night on the full moons. He isn't homeless or crazy. He's the village lighthouse keeper and he often talks to the moon. Some call him mad for that. I never will.
The old man struggles to hold his plastic bucket up in the air. It intrigues me to see someone who actu... | "It's really a terrible idea," she said, the moonlight shimmering through her fiery hair as she shook her head back and forth.
"Don't you think it's just a little sad, though?" I replied, shaking my own head. "He's out there every night with the same bucket and the same determination," a small smile crept over my lips... | |
[WP] Humans are the only species on the Galactic Council that feel pain. Many races consider them delicate and weak for that, until a race of telepaths join the Council. | "They're a lower race, too obsessed with this thing called 'pleasure', and too concerned with this imagined thing called 'pain'. Clearly, you've let your empathy get the better of you, Councillor Teles."
Teles simply looked at the other members. The Vej delegates mind was quite clear: they were only driven by surviva... | "So councilor Paine of Low Order, you're reintroducing your proposal to legalize euthanasia?"
"Yes, I do councilor Kyne of High Order. It is considered cruel for humans to be subjected to their current treatment on Mother Solaris."
"You overstep you bounds yet again, Low Order. Leave at once and return in 3 cycles. W... | |
[WP] Humans are the only species on the Galactic Council that feel pain. Many races consider them delicate and weak for that, until a race of telepaths join the Council. | Mantise entered the Galactic Council chambers with some trepidation. Mantise felt much dumber than usual, both because it was deprived of processing power this far from home, and because all of the strange new minds had obvious solutions for problems that had stumped it for millennia.
The little green alien watched w... | "So councilor Paine of Low Order, you're reintroducing your proposal to legalize euthanasia?"
"Yes, I do councilor Kyne of High Order. It is considered cruel for humans to be subjected to their current treatment on Mother Solaris."
"You overstep you bounds yet again, Low Order. Leave at once and return in 3 cycles. W... | |
[WP] Humans are the only species on the Galactic Council that feel pain. Many races consider them delicate and weak for that, until a race of telepaths join the Council. | "Strange."
"What is strange, fellow councilman?"
"These humans."
"Ah, yes. They can feel this so-called pain, as they put it. Why any race would ever allow themselves to experience a sensation of hurting is far beyond me."
"Is what you say, but I have felt different."
"Ah! I remember that your species are able to ... | "So councilor Paine of Low Order, you're reintroducing your proposal to legalize euthanasia?"
"Yes, I do councilor Kyne of High Order. It is considered cruel for humans to be subjected to their current treatment on Mother Solaris."
"You overstep you bounds yet again, Low Order. Leave at once and return in 3 cycles. W... | |
[WP] Humans are the only species on the Galactic Council that feel pain. Many races consider them delicate and weak for that, until a race of telepaths join the Council. | The Galactic Council was an important milestone to all nascent space-faring races. For us, it meant a through acknowledgement of our efforts to reach out to the galactic community, and a level of prestige and pride. In our cosmic neighbourhood, we would take the helm for a long period of time, especially since no other... | "So councilor Paine of Low Order, you're reintroducing your proposal to legalize euthanasia?"
"Yes, I do councilor Kyne of High Order. It is considered cruel for humans to be subjected to their current treatment on Mother Solaris."
"You overstep you bounds yet again, Low Order. Leave at once and return in 3 cycles. W... | |
[WP] Humans are the only species on the Galactic Council that feel pain. Many races consider them delicate and weak for that, until a race of telepaths join the Council. | The Galactic Council was an important milestone to all nascent space-faring races. For us, it meant a through acknowledgement of our efforts to reach out to the galactic community, and a level of prestige and pride. In our cosmic neighbourhood, we would take the helm for a long period of time, especially since no other... | "Strange."
"What is strange, fellow councilman?"
"These humans."
"Ah, yes. They can feel this so-called pain, as they put it. Why any race would ever allow themselves to experience a sensation of hurting is far beyond me."
"Is what you say, but I have felt different."
"Ah! I remember that your species are able to ... | |
[WP] Moments before a person dies, they say a single phrase that predicts a future event. For a whole 24 hours, all the dying people of the world have been saying the same phrase; "The ducks are coming." | In a nameless trailer park, a man in a old dusty recliner sits up and heads to the door. His time has come for years he'd been telling those at the park of his tittle. They had mocked him, now they will pay as the new world order is established. The time of Carl King of Ducks has come. | When the first one went, muttering those words we brushed it off. Maybe he was out of it and didn’t mean anything by it. Then another said it to a sad family crowded around the bed. Suddenly all around the world people were uttering this hesitant phrase, but what did it mean? All continents across the globe, every coun... | |
[WP] Moments before a person dies, they say a single phrase that predicts a future event. For a whole 24 hours, all the dying people of the world have been saying the same phrase; "The ducks are coming." | “You always had a good heart.” She held my hand and her rheumy eyes searched mine. “I’m sorry I chose to live so long..” she smiled thinly and laughed in her sympathetic way. It was about the only time I had seen her laugh during this entire moon. After this clear season, the rains will come and we won’t be able too se... | No one could remember when the virus started but the dead started to mutate into duck hybrids a week after death. All the mutated dead and the naturally born ducks started migrating around the world as a giant plague storm called The Quacken. As of a week ago it has vanished from all radar, tracking, and military sites... | |
[WP] Moments before a person dies, they say a single phrase that predicts a future event. For a whole 24 hours, all the dying people of the world have been saying the same phrase; "The ducks are coming." | Millions said the same thing... so we could only assume clouds of these insane ducks that somehow developed a brain and said enough is enough with these fucking humans. We were all ready for a massive duck hunt session with these rabid ducks and were expecting them any day now. Then all of a sudden there’s a loud thund... | No one could remember when the virus started but the dead started to mutate into duck hybrids a week after death. All the mutated dead and the naturally born ducks started migrating around the world as a giant plague storm called The Quacken. As of a week ago it has vanished from all radar, tracking, and military sites... | |
[WP] Moments before a person dies, they say a single phrase that predicts a future event. For a whole 24 hours, all the dying people of the world have been saying the same phrase; "The ducks are coming." | Police and military around the world, satisfied that they have the population of ducks sufficiently monitored are set to begin their broadcast announcing "all safe".
Just as the broadcast is set to begin the undetected planet-killing asteroid streaks, flaming, into view of half of the world's population. | No one could remember when the virus started but the dead started to mutate into duck hybrids a week after death. All the mutated dead and the naturally born ducks started migrating around the world as a giant plague storm called The Quacken. As of a week ago it has vanished from all radar, tracking, and military sites... | |
[WP] Moments before a person dies, they say a single phrase that predicts a future event. For a whole 24 hours, all the dying people of the world have been saying the same phrase; "The ducks are coming." | "the ducks are coming" what utter nonsense. It was a bit like all that crap about the Mayan apocalypse, we never thought anything about it until it was too late.
The portal from a nightmare realm was first ripped open in New York, Manhattan to be precise.
There were no survivors.
The only clue to their demise was some ... | No one could remember when the virus started but the dead started to mutate into duck hybrids a week after death. All the mutated dead and the naturally born ducks started migrating around the world as a giant plague storm called The Quacken. As of a week ago it has vanished from all radar, tracking, and military sites... | |
[WP] Moments before a person dies, they say a single phrase that predicts a future event. For a whole 24 hours, all the dying people of the world have been saying the same phrase; "The ducks are coming." | I found the prophecy! Not that any of that mattered now. In a matter of hours the ducks would have conquered the metropolitan area and begun to manifest their destiny westward.
My grandmother died a year ago yesterday. After my pop pop died she couldn’t have lasted long. I was fortunate enough to spend their... | It began quietly, at first passing almost without notice. Around the globe, the voices began to speak as one. Whether said aloud, written as texts and emails, or even in pre-recorded messages, a clear pattern began to emerge. The last words conveyed by every person who died that spring were simply "the ducks are coming... | |
[WP] Moments before a person dies, they say a single phrase that predicts a future event. For a whole 24 hours, all the dying people of the world have been saying the same phrase; "The ducks are coming." | "the ducks are coming" what utter nonsense. It was a bit like all that crap about the Mayan apocalypse, we never thought anything about it until it was too late.
The portal from a nightmare realm was first ripped open in New York, Manhattan to be precise.
There were no survivors.
The only clue to their demise was some ... | It began quietly, at first passing almost without notice. Around the globe, the voices began to speak as one. Whether said aloud, written as texts and emails, or even in pre-recorded messages, a clear pattern began to emerge. The last words conveyed by every person who died that spring were simply "the ducks are coming... | |
[WP] Moments before a person dies, they say a single phrase that predicts a future event. For a whole 24 hours, all the dying people of the world have been saying the same phrase; "The ducks are coming." | Grandma had been sick for awhile.
Not to say it wasn't tragic, it was, but it had been tragic for years.
Even when she was first diagnosed, we had already known for 10 years. It was strange. Knowing exactly how long my grandma had left. We had enough time to wonder what her last words would be. What she'd predict.
... | It began quietly, at first passing almost without notice. Around the globe, the voices began to speak as one. Whether said aloud, written as texts and emails, or even in pre-recorded messages, a clear pattern began to emerge. The last words conveyed by every person who died that spring were simply "the ducks are coming... | |
[WP] Moments before a person dies, they say a single phrase that predicts a future event. For a whole 24 hours, all the dying people of the world have been saying the same phrase; "The ducks are coming." | I wrote this a while back. I'm at work so I don't have time to tailor it to the prompt. But it might amuse someone:
In China in 1973, the Chinese government under Mao Zedong were trying to handle environmental and hunger problems on a massive scale following the upheavals and brain drain of the cultural revolution.
... | It began quietly, at first passing almost without notice. Around the globe, the voices began to speak as one. Whether said aloud, written as texts and emails, or even in pre-recorded messages, a clear pattern began to emerge. The last words conveyed by every person who died that spring were simply "the ducks are coming... | |
[WP] Moments before a person dies, they say a single phrase that predicts a future event. For a whole 24 hours, all the dying people of the world have been saying the same phrase; "The ducks are coming." | The door to the Oval Office opened slowly, Chief of Staff Mickles turned and announced "Mr. President, the ducks are here."
Escorted by a phalanx of soldiers and Sec. of Defense Chadwick, two slightly wobbly mallards waddled into the room. The Sec. spoke.
"Mr. President, may I introduce His Royal Highness, Phillip Th... | It began quietly, at first passing almost without notice. Around the globe, the voices began to speak as one. Whether said aloud, written as texts and emails, or even in pre-recorded messages, a clear pattern began to emerge. The last words conveyed by every person who died that spring were simply "the ducks are coming... | |
[WP] Moments before a person dies, they say a single phrase that predicts a future event. For a whole 24 hours, all the dying people of the world have been saying the same phrase; "The ducks are coming." | Collected on the fourth day of the second week of month February of the year 2018, 42 seconds pre-death, by the Silent Gatherers. Subject was a prostitute of unknown background. Note similarity to samples 2018-02-08.
Sample is of particular note and considered vital. Further investigation advised. | It began quietly, at first passing almost without notice. Around the globe, the voices began to speak as one. Whether said aloud, written as texts and emails, or even in pre-recorded messages, a clear pattern began to emerge. The last words conveyed by every person who died that spring were simply "the ducks are coming... | |
[WP] Moments before a person dies, they say a single phrase that predicts a future event. For a whole 24 hours, all the dying people of the world have been saying the same phrase; "The ducks are coming." | Grandma had been sick for awhile.
Not to say it wasn't tragic, it was, but it had been tragic for years.
Even when she was first diagnosed, we had already known for 10 years. It was strange. Knowing exactly how long my grandma had left. We had enough time to wonder what her last words would be. What she'd predict.
... | I found the prophecy! Not that any of that mattered now. In a matter of hours the ducks would have conquered the metropolitan area and begun to manifest their destiny westward.
My grandmother died a year ago yesterday. After my pop pop died she couldn’t have lasted long. I was fortunate enough to spend their... | |
[WP] Moments before a person dies, they say a single phrase that predicts a future event. For a whole 24 hours, all the dying people of the world have been saying the same phrase; "The ducks are coming." | I wrote this a while back. I'm at work so I don't have time to tailor it to the prompt. But it might amuse someone:
In China in 1973, the Chinese government under Mao Zedong were trying to handle environmental and hunger problems on a massive scale following the upheavals and brain drain of the cultural revolution.
... | I found the prophecy! Not that any of that mattered now. In a matter of hours the ducks would have conquered the metropolitan area and begun to manifest their destiny westward.
My grandmother died a year ago yesterday. After my pop pop died she couldn’t have lasted long. I was fortunate enough to spend their... | |
[WP] Moments before a person dies, they say a single phrase that predicts a future event. For a whole 24 hours, all the dying people of the world have been saying the same phrase; "The ducks are coming." | The door to the Oval Office opened slowly, Chief of Staff Mickles turned and announced "Mr. President, the ducks are here."
Escorted by a phalanx of soldiers and Sec. of Defense Chadwick, two slightly wobbly mallards waddled into the room. The Sec. spoke.
"Mr. President, may I introduce His Royal Highness, Phillip Th... | I found the prophecy! Not that any of that mattered now. In a matter of hours the ducks would have conquered the metropolitan area and begun to manifest their destiny westward.
My grandmother died a year ago yesterday. After my pop pop died she couldn’t have lasted long. I was fortunate enough to spend their... | |
[WP] Moments before a person dies, they say a single phrase that predicts a future event. For a whole 24 hours, all the dying people of the world have been saying the same phrase; "The ducks are coming." | Collected on the fourth day of the second week of month February of the year 2018, 42 seconds pre-death, by the Silent Gatherers. Subject was a prostitute of unknown background. Note similarity to samples 2018-02-08.
Sample is of particular note and considered vital. Further investigation advised. | I found the prophecy! Not that any of that mattered now. In a matter of hours the ducks would have conquered the metropolitan area and begun to manifest their destiny westward.
My grandmother died a year ago yesterday. After my pop pop died she couldn’t have lasted long. I was fortunate enough to spend their... | |
[WP] Moments before a person dies, they say a single phrase that predicts a future event. For a whole 24 hours, all the dying people of the world have been saying the same phrase; "The ducks are coming." | I wrote this a while back. I'm at work so I don't have time to tailor it to the prompt. But it might amuse someone:
In China in 1973, the Chinese government under Mao Zedong were trying to handle environmental and hunger problems on a massive scale following the upheavals and brain drain of the cultural revolution.
... | Grandma had been sick for awhile.
Not to say it wasn't tragic, it was, but it had been tragic for years.
Even when she was first diagnosed, we had already known for 10 years. It was strange. Knowing exactly how long my grandma had left. We had enough time to wonder what her last words would be. What she'd predict.
... | |
[WP] Moments before a person dies, they say a single phrase that predicts a future event. For a whole 24 hours, all the dying people of the world have been saying the same phrase; "The ducks are coming." | The door to the Oval Office opened slowly, Chief of Staff Mickles turned and announced "Mr. President, the ducks are here."
Escorted by a phalanx of soldiers and Sec. of Defense Chadwick, two slightly wobbly mallards waddled into the room. The Sec. spoke.
"Mr. President, may I introduce His Royal Highness, Phillip Th... | Grandma had been sick for awhile.
Not to say it wasn't tragic, it was, but it had been tragic for years.
Even when she was first diagnosed, we had already known for 10 years. It was strange. Knowing exactly how long my grandma had left. We had enough time to wonder what her last words would be. What she'd predict.
... | |
[WP] Moments before a person dies, they say a single phrase that predicts a future event. For a whole 24 hours, all the dying people of the world have been saying the same phrase; "The ducks are coming." | "The ducks are coming."
"The ducks are coming"
"The ducks are coming"
It was everywhere. All over the news. There were thousands of videos all over the world of people on their deathbed proclaiming that the ducks were coming.
But what on Earth did it mean? Ducks, small, stupid little poultry - coming for what? Some... | Dr. Rovella leaned in cuffing her ear towards the patient who whispered,
“The ducks are coming.”
Dr. Rovella strained trying to understand the patient’s last words. She focused her eyes before being called into the room across the hall. Another patient’s vitals were dancing all over the monitor. The patient sat up tr... | |
[WP] An ancient evil has awakened to destroy the world, but is grossly outmatched by modern artillery. | *Beneath the Upper Meuse on the western border of the Holy Roman Empire and the Kingdom of the Franks, the bloated stench of Glasya-Labolas, Commander of thirty-six, legions of Hell, was beginning to fade. Master Leonard completed recitation of the Lorica of Laidcenn. Repenting his previous invocations - those that had... | As the battle of Stalingrad raged throughout the city. All the worst the second world had to offer was pressed into one city. All of the hate, the misery, the pain and death opened something that humanity had long since repressed. The gates of hell were thrown open late December of 43. The fire could be seen in Berlin,... | |
[WP] An ancient evil has awakened to destroy the world, but is grossly outmatched by modern artillery. | "I actually didn't think it'd be that easy" said the Rookie, dragging the corpse of a slain demon.
"I know right? You'd think the devil himself would at the very least come prepared for tanks." said the Corporal, with a hint of disappointment. "We hardly even had time for reinforcements. Hell I hadn't even reloaded ye... | "Man is a plague", its creator said, "destined to kill one another until the End Times." Perhaps this was it's name, End Times. "And so to my fellow man I give them you, a hastened end, a way to end all of our suffering once and for all. You will have the strength of a hundred men, the speed of a warhorse, skin of iron... | |
[WP] An ancient evil has awakened to destroy the world, but is grossly outmatched by modern artillery. | Mogbola they had called it on the evening news. An ancient evil that last showed its unholy face when rickety huts dominated the landscape. In those days it had wrought terror and destruction unparalleled by any contemporary disaster. Now it had resurfaced again. Something about a fallen satellite. It was hard to remem... | *"And in other news, great Cthulhu has awoken."*
"Hey Maaargaret! The tv is saying weird things again!" said Robert, sitting in the couch, as was his habit since he retired.
"That's your hearing aid acting up again! Just up the volume a little, I'll be around in a few to have a look at it, don't worry grampa" came th... | |
[WP] An ancient evil has awakened to destroy the world, but is grossly outmatched by modern artillery. | Mogbola they had called it on the evening news. An ancient evil that last showed its unholy face when rickety huts dominated the landscape. In those days it had wrought terror and destruction unparalleled by any contemporary disaster. Now it had resurfaced again. Something about a fallen satellite. It was hard to remem... | Little did we know that the nuclear testing we did in the 60’s would awaken the dreaded Itzahuacamol, Aztec titan of death and destruction. Long forgotten, legend says that all the gods together could barely defeat the monster. Now, after thousands of years, it has returned.
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As broadcasts from as near as 30 mil... | |
[WP] An ancient evil has awakened to destroy the world, but is grossly outmatched by modern artillery. | Mogbola they had called it on the evening news. An ancient evil that last showed its unholy face when rickety huts dominated the landscape. In those days it had wrought terror and destruction unparalleled by any contemporary disaster. Now it had resurfaced again. Something about a fallen satellite. It was hard to remem... | It was all over pretty quickly. Helen had grown up poring over fantasy novels fetishizing the end of the world and the awakening of a great, ancient evil, and honestly, the real thing was pretty anticlimactic. The fact that she could watch a horror of the deep be annihilated in crystal-clear, high definition footage wh... | |
[WP] You're a prisoner in a special facility for violent criminals. Today the latest prisoner arrived - a little girl. "That's cruel," you tell the guard. "I agree," he says. "Guess no one cares what happens to the rest of you." | "What is Kapu Kuialua?" Dyson asked as he stared at the giant list of strange text listed under the girl's skills.
"Ahh, that's a Hawaiian martial art which specializes in bone breaking." VonHolt responded from his workstation.
"And kyusho-jitsu?"
VonHolt typed things up on his monitor. "That's the Japanese art of s... | "That's cruel." *I commented to Pete. My handler.*
"I agree." *He shook his head, his hand cautiously on his baton as he tracked her with his eyes.* "Guess no one upstairs cares what happens to the rest of you."
*I gave him a look. He wasn't joking by how stiff he looked.*
"What's the story?" *I asked. He seemed to ... | |
[WP] You're a prisoner in a special facility for violent criminals. Today the latest prisoner arrived - a little girl. "That's cruel," you tell the guard. "I agree," he says. "Guess no one cares what happens to the rest of you." | Nearly everyone had come to watch her as she was admitted. She was kept separate from the other inmates, with a transport entirely to herself loaded with special countermeasures. There was a morbid kind of silence over the yard as she was brought in, the kind that came from knowing we had all been sentenced to death.
... | "That's cruel." *I commented to Pete. My handler.*
"I agree." *He shook his head, his hand cautiously on his baton as he tracked her with his eyes.* "Guess no one upstairs cares what happens to the rest of you."
*I gave him a look. He wasn't joking by how stiff he looked.*
"What's the story?" *I asked. He seemed to ... | |
[WP] You're a prisoner in a special facility for violent criminals. Today the latest prisoner arrived - a little girl. "That's cruel," you tell the guard. "I agree," he says. "Guess no one cares what happens to the rest of you." | We had all seen her come in, and none of us had believed it. It was surreal, this little girl in with all of these gnarled old prisoners. When I asked a guard and he'd said no one cared what happened to us, I almost laughed in his face.
But I want laughing anymore.
This first couple days had been mostly normal, exce... | "That's cruel." *I commented to Pete. My handler.*
"I agree." *He shook his head, his hand cautiously on his baton as he tracked her with his eyes.* "Guess no one upstairs cares what happens to the rest of you."
*I gave him a look. He wasn't joking by how stiff he looked.*
"What's the story?" *I asked. He seemed to ... | |
[WP] You're a prisoner in a special facility for violent criminals. Today the latest prisoner arrived - a little girl. "That's cruel," you tell the guard. "I agree," he says. "Guess no one cares what happens to the rest of you." | Warning: Super long. Continued in comments.
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"What the hell is that supposed to mean?"
Senior Officer Ross just shakes his head. He was the officer who knew all the dirty secrets about the prisoners - who was lying about what they're in for, who was on track for getting time off for good behaviour, and who was m... | "That's cruel." *I commented to Pete. My handler.*
"I agree." *He shook his head, his hand cautiously on his baton as he tracked her with his eyes.* "Guess no one upstairs cares what happens to the rest of you."
*I gave him a look. He wasn't joking by how stiff he looked.*
"What's the story?" *I asked. He seemed to ... | |
[WP] You're a prisoner in a special facility for violent criminals. Today the latest prisoner arrived - a little girl. "That's cruel," you tell the guard. "I agree," he says. "Guess no one cares what happens to the rest of you." | "What is Kapu Kuialua?" Dyson asked as he stared at the giant list of strange text listed under the girl's skills.
"Ahh, that's a Hawaiian martial art which specializes in bone breaking." VonHolt responded from his workstation.
"And kyusho-jitsu?"
VonHolt typed things up on his monitor. "That's the Japanese art of s... | The holding cell was small enough for the four of us, but Terrance had heard whispers that a fifth was on their way. Regardless of what we said in court, we'd all done something to earn our way here. I didn't know what the other men's crimes were, and quite frankly, I didn't care to. This facility was for especially vi... | |
[WP] You're a prisoner in a special facility for violent criminals. Today the latest prisoner arrived - a little girl. "That's cruel," you tell the guard. "I agree," he says. "Guess no one cares what happens to the rest of you." | Nearly everyone had come to watch her as she was admitted. She was kept separate from the other inmates, with a transport entirely to herself loaded with special countermeasures. There was a morbid kind of silence over the yard as she was brought in, the kind that came from knowing we had all been sentenced to death.
... | The holding cell was small enough for the four of us, but Terrance had heard whispers that a fifth was on their way. Regardless of what we said in court, we'd all done something to earn our way here. I didn't know what the other men's crimes were, and quite frankly, I didn't care to. This facility was for especially vi... | |
[WP] You're a prisoner in a special facility for violent criminals. Today the latest prisoner arrived - a little girl. "That's cruel," you tell the guard. "I agree," he says. "Guess no one cares what happens to the rest of you." | We had all seen her come in, and none of us had believed it. It was surreal, this little girl in with all of these gnarled old prisoners. When I asked a guard and he'd said no one cared what happened to us, I almost laughed in his face.
But I want laughing anymore.
This first couple days had been mostly normal, exce... | The holding cell was small enough for the four of us, but Terrance had heard whispers that a fifth was on their way. Regardless of what we said in court, we'd all done something to earn our way here. I didn't know what the other men's crimes were, and quite frankly, I didn't care to. This facility was for especially vi... | |
[WP] You're a prisoner in a special facility for violent criminals. Today the latest prisoner arrived - a little girl. "That's cruel," you tell the guard. "I agree," he says. "Guess no one cares what happens to the rest of you." | Warning: Super long. Continued in comments.
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"What the hell is that supposed to mean?"
Senior Officer Ross just shakes his head. He was the officer who knew all the dirty secrets about the prisoners - who was lying about what they're in for, who was on track for getting time off for good behaviour, and who was m... | The holding cell was small enough for the four of us, but Terrance had heard whispers that a fifth was on their way. Regardless of what we said in court, we'd all done something to earn our way here. I didn't know what the other men's crimes were, and quite frankly, I didn't care to. This facility was for especially vi... | |
[WP] You're a prisoner in a special facility for violent criminals. Today the latest prisoner arrived - a little girl. "That's cruel," you tell the guard. "I agree," he says. "Guess no one cares what happens to the rest of you." | Nearly everyone had come to watch her as she was admitted. She was kept separate from the other inmates, with a transport entirely to herself loaded with special countermeasures. There was a morbid kind of silence over the yard as she was brought in, the kind that came from knowing we had all been sentenced to death.
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DATA BASE ACCESSED INPUT SECURITY CREDENTIALS...
OMEGA EPSILON SECURITY CLEARANCE RECOGNIZED PULLING EVENT LOG: INCIDENT A39 HALCYON...
[ *The following is the interview log of prisoner D2758, one of the survivors of incident A39 Halcyon. Accessing, transferring, or disseminating this informati... | |
[WP] You're a prisoner in a special facility for violent criminals. Today the latest prisoner arrived - a little girl. "That's cruel," you tell the guard. "I agree," he says. "Guess no one cares what happens to the rest of you." | We had all seen her come in, and none of us had believed it. It was surreal, this little girl in with all of these gnarled old prisoners. When I asked a guard and he'd said no one cared what happened to us, I almost laughed in his face.
But I want laughing anymore.
This first couple days had been mostly normal, exce... | ACCESSING DATABASE...
DATA BASE ACCESSED INPUT SECURITY CREDENTIALS...
OMEGA EPSILON SECURITY CLEARANCE RECOGNIZED PULLING EVENT LOG: INCIDENT A39 HALCYON...
[ *The following is the interview log of prisoner D2758, one of the survivors of incident A39 Halcyon. Accessing, transferring, or disseminating this informati... | |
[WP] You're a prisoner in a special facility for violent criminals. Today the latest prisoner arrived - a little girl. "That's cruel," you tell the guard. "I agree," he says. "Guess no one cares what happens to the rest of you." | Warning: Super long. Continued in comments.
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"What the hell is that supposed to mean?"
Senior Officer Ross just shakes his head. He was the officer who knew all the dirty secrets about the prisoners - who was lying about what they're in for, who was on track for getting time off for good behaviour, and who was m... | ACCESSING DATABASE...
DATA BASE ACCESSED INPUT SECURITY CREDENTIALS...
OMEGA EPSILON SECURITY CLEARANCE RECOGNIZED PULLING EVENT LOG: INCIDENT A39 HALCYON...
[ *The following is the interview log of prisoner D2758, one of the survivors of incident A39 Halcyon. Accessing, transferring, or disseminating this informati... | |
[WP] You're a prisoner in a special facility for violent criminals. Today the latest prisoner arrived - a little girl. "That's cruel," you tell the guard. "I agree," he says. "Guess no one cares what happens to the rest of you." | Double taking, I glanced at the guard. Wondering when he was gonna drop the punch line.
"Is it April? It's April 1st isn't it!" I muttered quietly, knowing It wasn't, but asking anyways.
My mind just couldn't get a lock on this. It scrabbled for an explanation, but couldn't find one. This was something that just sho... | As it always happens the lights are all switched on all at once blinding everyone for a minute or so. There is no sunlight here and more often then not we can't even tell what time it is without the room clocks. We haven't had a new prisoner here in months considering the limited amount of criminals that are a violent ... | |
[WP] You're a prisoner in a special facility for violent criminals. Today the latest prisoner arrived - a little girl. "That's cruel," you tell the guard. "I agree," he says. "Guess no one cares what happens to the rest of you." | I couldn't believe that a little girl was put in with adult prisoners, even if she committed a serious crime. I mean, I'm no innocent, but I've still got standards. I watched as Adrianne Williams was escorted past my cell.
"What did she do?" I asked the guard.
"Hacked an old lady to death," he said. My eyes widened,... | As it always happens the lights are all switched on all at once blinding everyone for a minute or so. There is no sunlight here and more often then not we can't even tell what time it is without the room clocks. We haven't had a new prisoner here in months considering the limited amount of criminals that are a violent ... | |
[WP] You're a prisoner in a special facility for violent criminals. Today the latest prisoner arrived - a little girl. "That's cruel," you tell the guard. "I agree," he says. "Guess no one cares what happens to the rest of you." | "Guess no one cares what happens to the rest of you."
"Yeah, no kidding."
I took my usual seat in the prison cafeteria. Donny on my right, Marge on my left. Big Rhino, Tomfoolery, and Sampson in front of me. Six to a table. Prison life isn't so bad, we all get along pretty well here. Those of us who act tough do, at ... | As it always happens the lights are all switched on all at once blinding everyone for a minute or so. There is no sunlight here and more often then not we can't even tell what time it is without the room clocks. We haven't had a new prisoner here in months considering the limited amount of criminals that are a violent ... | |
[WP] You're a prisoner in a special facility for violent criminals. Today the latest prisoner arrived - a little girl. "That's cruel," you tell the guard. "I agree," he says. "Guess no one cares what happens to the rest of you." | The doors opened, and a little girl walked in.
They shut, the guards at the doors looked in, but didn't say anything, there was nothing to say. They knew what was coming, heard it from other guards, at other prisons. They couldn't stop it, no one could, but the judge said her sentence was to be carried out, so it woul... | As it always happens the lights are all switched on all at once blinding everyone for a minute or so. There is no sunlight here and more often then not we can't even tell what time it is without the room clocks. We haven't had a new prisoner here in months considering the limited amount of criminals that are a violent ... | |
[WP] You're a prisoner in a special facility for violent criminals. Today the latest prisoner arrived - a little girl. "That's cruel," you tell the guard. "I agree," he says. "Guess no one cares what happens to the rest of you." | "It's tea time when I say it's tea time, Mr Apples."
The strange little girl Samantha sat with Jake Applebaum, me, and her disgusting stuffed bear Lick-licks in the deserted prison kitchen. Of course it was deserted at this time of night. There were strict rules on when inmates had to be in their cells, after all. The... | As it always happens the lights are all switched on all at once blinding everyone for a minute or so. There is no sunlight here and more often then not we can't even tell what time it is without the room clocks. We haven't had a new prisoner here in months considering the limited amount of criminals that are a violent ... | |
[WP] You're a prisoner in a special facility for violent criminals. Today the latest prisoner arrived - a little girl. "That's cruel," you tell the guard. "I agree," he says. "Guess no one cares what happens to the rest of you." | Double taking, I glanced at the guard. Wondering when he was gonna drop the punch line.
"Is it April? It's April 1st isn't it!" I muttered quietly, knowing It wasn't, but asking anyways.
My mind just couldn't get a lock on this. It scrabbled for an explanation, but couldn't find one. This was something that just sho... | Imprisoned, against our will, just waiting to be summoned and forced to fight to the death for the entertainment of those above. This is our existence.
The funniest part? We could die, up there in their world, but it never stuck. We were seemingly trapped in this cycle for eternity.
They call us champions, but in ... | |
[WP] You're a prisoner in a special facility for violent criminals. Today the latest prisoner arrived - a little girl. "That's cruel," you tell the guard. "I agree," he says. "Guess no one cares what happens to the rest of you." | "It's tea time when I say it's tea time, Mr Apples."
The strange little girl Samantha sat with Jake Applebaum, me, and her disgusting stuffed bear Lick-licks in the deserted prison kitchen. Of course it was deserted at this time of night. There were strict rules on when inmates had to be in their cells, after all. The... | "Guess no one cares what happens to the rest of you."
"Yeah, no kidding."
I took my usual seat in the prison cafeteria. Donny on my right, Marge on my left. Big Rhino, Tomfoolery, and Sampson in front of me. Six to a table. Prison life isn't so bad, we all get along pretty well here. Those of us who act tough do, at ... | |
[WP] You're a prisoner in a special facility for violent criminals. Today the latest prisoner arrived - a little girl. "That's cruel," you tell the guard. "I agree," he says. "Guess no one cares what happens to the rest of you." | "It's tea time when I say it's tea time, Mr Apples."
The strange little girl Samantha sat with Jake Applebaum, me, and her disgusting stuffed bear Lick-licks in the deserted prison kitchen. Of course it was deserted at this time of night. There were strict rules on when inmates had to be in their cells, after all. The... | The doors opened, and a little girl walked in.
They shut, the guards at the doors looked in, but didn't say anything, there was nothing to say. They knew what was coming, heard it from other guards, at other prisons. They couldn't stop it, no one could, but the judge said her sentence was to be carried out, so it woul... | |
[WP] You're a prisoner in a special facility for violent criminals. Today the latest prisoner arrived - a little girl. "That's cruel," you tell the guard. "I agree," he says. "Guess no one cares what happens to the rest of you." | "It's tea time when I say it's tea time, Mr Apples."
The strange little girl Samantha sat with Jake Applebaum, me, and her disgusting stuffed bear Lick-licks in the deserted prison kitchen. Of course it was deserted at this time of night. There were strict rules on when inmates had to be in their cells, after all. The... | I was in the School Yard among the other kids who were playing as usual, but today I wasn’t in the mood. It was a nice day, really––the sun was out and it was warm with a nice breeze. Because it was the rainy season, we had been mostly kept inside for what seemed like an eternity and worse, there had been no n00bs for ... | |
[WP] You're a prisoner in a special facility for violent criminals. Today the latest prisoner arrived - a little girl. "That's cruel," you tell the guard. "I agree," he says. "Guess no one cares what happens to the rest of you." | When she first walked by, I thought there was a gap in the chain between the prisoners. I did a double-take, discovering that the line of condemned was not broken, but that the missing link was in fact a person, of about half-size, wearing the chain that was much too large for her small frame. At first, I thought it ... | As the time passes night falls the ringing of a bell and the usual shouting orders you to return to your cells.
Today is quieter than usual. Lights got out and you find yourself laying in bed wondering who she might be and what atrocities she had committed, a voice reaches out with similar questions. The man next cell... | |
[WP] You're a prisoner in a special facility for violent criminals. Today the latest prisoner arrived - a little girl. "That's cruel," you tell the guard. "I agree," he says. "Guess no one cares what happens to the rest of you." | Her eyes were totally devoid of all life. She stared ahead of her seeing nothing at all… just kept walking to the cell with about 50 high powered rifles pointed at her. This was by far the weirdest thing I had ever seen in this place. The Frozen Lake maximum security prison has seen its fair share of weird and horrible... | As the time passes night falls the ringing of a bell and the usual shouting orders you to return to your cells.
Today is quieter than usual. Lights got out and you find yourself laying in bed wondering who she might be and what atrocities she had committed, a voice reaches out with similar questions. The man next cell... | |
[WP] You're a prisoner in a special facility for violent criminals. Today the latest prisoner arrived - a little girl. "That's cruel," you tell the guard. "I agree," he says. "Guess no one cares what happens to the rest of you." | Psychological review and weekly therapy for inmate #7771, Edgar Baenlin, aka Heartbreak. Preformed by Dr. Alia Ashworth.
“Hello, Edgar. How are you today? Are your wounds healing well?”
Heya, Doc Ashworth. Yeah, Black Canary did a number on me, but I’m healing fine. Damn fishnets were what got me knocked out. Only ti... | As the time passes night falls the ringing of a bell and the usual shouting orders you to return to your cells.
Today is quieter than usual. Lights got out and you find yourself laying in bed wondering who she might be and what atrocities she had committed, a voice reaches out with similar questions. The man next cell... | |
[WP] You're a prisoner in a special facility for violent criminals. Today the latest prisoner arrived - a little girl. "That's cruel," you tell the guard. "I agree," he says. "Guess no one cares what happens to the rest of you." | "The worst part is they're giving her a cellmate"
"Who?"
"You"
A minute later and the barred door slammed shut.
"So, waddid you do?"
I ask this kid of 10.
"None of your business"
She coldly hissed.
"Which bunk do you sleep in?"
"Top one"
She immediately jumped up on my bunk and propped her feet up. This brat was walk... | As the time passes night falls the ringing of a bell and the usual shouting orders you to return to your cells.
Today is quieter than usual. Lights got out and you find yourself laying in bed wondering who she might be and what atrocities she had committed, a voice reaches out with similar questions. The man next cell... | |
[WP] You're a prisoner in a special facility for violent criminals. Today the latest prisoner arrived - a little girl. "That's cruel," you tell the guard. "I agree," he says. "Guess no one cares what happens to the rest of you." | Oh my god.
It's been three days. Three days. I'm no hardened killer, but I'm not ashamed to say I've thrown up every hour on the hour. Not cause of the usual prison slop, mind you. This is about what I've seen, what I've heard.
I got lucky. Started a fight in courtyard, got the hole for three days. Hate the hole. Ho... | As the time passes night falls the ringing of a bell and the usual shouting orders you to return to your cells.
Today is quieter than usual. Lights got out and you find yourself laying in bed wondering who she might be and what atrocities she had committed, a voice reaches out with similar questions. The man next cell... | |
[WP] You're a prisoner in a special facility for violent criminals. Today the latest prisoner arrived - a little girl. "That's cruel," you tell the guard. "I agree," he says. "Guess no one cares what happens to the rest of you." | **Day 3**
I sat down at one end of the long, metal table in the dining hall, close to the wall. Even though it was lunch time, there was noone else around. The other inmates had quickly learnt the health value of staying hungry now and again. I opened my juice box and looked carefully at the girl across from me.
"H... | As the time passes night falls the ringing of a bell and the usual shouting orders you to return to your cells.
Today is quieter than usual. Lights got out and you find yourself laying in bed wondering who she might be and what atrocities she had committed, a voice reaches out with similar questions. The man next cell... | |
[WP] You're a prisoner in a special facility for violent criminals. Today the latest prisoner arrived - a little girl. "That's cruel," you tell the guard. "I agree," he says. "Guess no one cares what happens to the rest of you." | The system beeped.
“This is an interview relating to incident number K-23 within Extra-Max facility 120. Please state your name, inmate number, charges and sentence for the benefit of the recording” said one of the officers. He was the taller of the two, a pencil thin mustache cresting his top lip and a thin dusting ... | As the time passes night falls the ringing of a bell and the usual shouting orders you to return to your cells.
Today is quieter than usual. Lights got out and you find yourself laying in bed wondering who she might be and what atrocities she had committed, a voice reaches out with similar questions. The man next cell... | |
[WP] You're a prisoner in a special facility for violent criminals. Today the latest prisoner arrived - a little girl. "That's cruel," you tell the guard. "I agree," he says. "Guess no one cares what happens to the rest of you." | Her eyes were totally devoid of all life. She stared ahead of her seeing nothing at all… just kept walking to the cell with about 50 high powered rifles pointed at her. This was by far the weirdest thing I had ever seen in this place. The Frozen Lake maximum security prison has seen its fair share of weird and horrible... | The Talissa Complex. Tartarus to the more educated residents, simply The Pit to those not as interested in the classics. A century ago it had been meant to protect the central command of its country from the most advanced WMDs of the tome, while they could order the launch of their own from safety. Now it housed "Categ... | |
[WP] You're a prisoner in a special facility for violent criminals. Today the latest prisoner arrived - a little girl. "That's cruel," you tell the guard. "I agree," he says. "Guess no one cares what happens to the rest of you." | Her eyes were totally devoid of all life. She stared ahead of her seeing nothing at all… just kept walking to the cell with about 50 high powered rifles pointed at her. This was by far the weirdest thing I had ever seen in this place. The Frozen Lake maximum security prison has seen its fair share of weird and horrible... | When she first walked by, I thought there was a gap in the chain between the prisoners. I did a double-take, discovering that the line of condemned was not broken, but that the missing link was in fact a person, of about half-size, wearing the chain that was much too large for her small frame. At first, I thought it ... | |
[WP] You're a prisoner in a special facility for violent criminals. Today the latest prisoner arrived - a little girl. "That's cruel," you tell the guard. "I agree," he says. "Guess no one cares what happens to the rest of you." | **Day 3**
I sat down at one end of the long, metal table in the dining hall, close to the wall. Even though it was lunch time, there was noone else around. The other inmates had quickly learnt the health value of staying hungry now and again. I opened my juice box and looked carefully at the girl across from me.
"H... | Oh my god.
It's been three days. Three days. I'm no hardened killer, but I'm not ashamed to say I've thrown up every hour on the hour. Not cause of the usual prison slop, mind you. This is about what I've seen, what I've heard.
I got lucky. Started a fight in courtyard, got the hole for three days. Hate the hole. Ho... | |
[WP] You're a prisoner in a special facility for violent criminals. Today the latest prisoner arrived - a little girl. "That's cruel," you tell the guard. "I agree," he says. "Guess no one cares what happens to the rest of you." | The guard chuckled as he continued down the cell block, leading the little girl to an empty cell. Neither of the neighboring cells were occupied. "We'll keep her away from you lot," he said as her door shut and locked with a buzz. "For your safety."
I know everyone here. Murderers, rapists, you name it, they're here.... | At lunch, the other inmates gave her a wide berth as she skipped - yes, *skipped* - to an empty table and set her tray down.
Still in the lunch line, I turned to the inmate behind me and asked, "What's up with that little girl? Who is she?" But the man avoided eye contact and didn't want to talk.
Same with the inmat... |
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