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[WP] Two people in a bar are having a conversation. The topic of their "body counts" comes up. One's an assassin, the other is an escort. Each thinks the other has the same profession as them, and is horrified by what they are told. | I'd been watching the woman in red for a while now and it had only taken me about half an hour to realise that she was likely in the same line of work as me. In films assassins are ugly, disfigured or tattooed all over but in reality the people who suit it best often fall into one of two different appearances. Either t... | Man 1: Overhears Man 2 talking to someone (ex:server/bartender) about how tired he is after..."Hey man props to you for having the guts to talk about it, to a stranger, in public no less."
Man 2: shrugs "I guess. I got used to it after some time. It's nothing to be embarassed about, just different interests to susta... | |
[WP] Two people in a bar are having a conversation. The topic of their "body counts" comes up. One's an assassin, the other is an escort. Each thinks the other has the same profession as them, and is horrified by what they are told. | "oh by now, I don't know there are so many"
"It's okay, you can tell me. I won't judge."
" Well probably several hundred"
"Several hundred? I can't believe it."
"Well it's not like I want too do more, and I've only been working the city for 3 years." Ahem. "Besides, with your experience I'm sure you've got a high... | Man 1: Overhears Man 2 talking to someone (ex:server/bartender) about how tired he is after..."Hey man props to you for having the guts to talk about it, to a stranger, in public no less."
Man 2: shrugs "I guess. I got used to it after some time. It's nothing to be embarassed about, just different interests to susta... | |
[WP] Two people in a bar are having a conversation. The topic of their "body counts" comes up. One's an assassin, the other is an escort. Each thinks the other has the same profession as them, and is horrified by what they are told. | Cristina almost spat her beer.
—A hundred? —they were both 23, they had already discussed that— How long have you been in it?
She became an assasin when she was 20, and had killed 52 people.
—Three years. When my parents found out I liked women they cut me off, so I needed the money to pay for college.
Addison was... | Man 1: Overhears Man 2 talking to someone (ex:server/bartender) about how tired he is after..."Hey man props to you for having the guts to talk about it, to a stranger, in public no less."
Man 2: shrugs "I guess. I got used to it after some time. It's nothing to be embarassed about, just different interests to susta... | |
[WP] Two people in a bar are having a conversation. The topic of their "body counts" comes up. One's an assassin, the other is an escort. Each thinks the other has the same profession as them, and is horrified by what they are told. | Andrew was a small boy with blond hair, his soft traits making him look younger, his féminine frame was delicate yet strong, but, would you deal with his services, you would find a ruthless and unscrupulous man hiding behind the child like face. Of course, none of his clients would never recognise him in the open as t... | Man 1: Overhears Man 2 talking to someone (ex:server/bartender) about how tired he is after..."Hey man props to you for having the guts to talk about it, to a stranger, in public no less."
Man 2: shrugs "I guess. I got used to it after some time. It's nothing to be embarassed about, just different interests to susta... | |
[WP] Two people in a bar are having a conversation. The topic of their "body counts" comes up. One's an assassin, the other is an escort. Each thinks the other has the same profession as them, and is horrified by what they are told. | "Zero."
"Seriously?! That's a huge relief. I was worried you were going to have some huge number and I was going to look like an idiot. Mine's zero too."
"Oh yeah, I just can't seem to pull the trigger. I get all dressed and ready, and then stage fright every time I see who I'm supposed to take upstairs."
"... | Man 1: Overhears Man 2 talking to someone (ex:server/bartender) about how tired he is after..."Hey man props to you for having the guts to talk about it, to a stranger, in public no less."
Man 2: shrugs "I guess. I got used to it after some time. It's nothing to be embarassed about, just different interests to susta... | |
[WP] Two people in a bar are having a conversation. The topic of their "body counts" comes up. One's an assassin, the other is an escort. Each thinks the other has the same profession as them, and is horrified by what they are told. | Maria eyed off the distance, trying to materialise a figure to Sophia's question.
'I've lost count, well into the hundreds.'
Sophia nodded, sipping her gin and tonic. She could see it, a beautiful older woman such as her would still be popular with gentleman. Hell, even younger men would want to tussle with her.
'S... | Man 1: Overhears Man 2 talking to someone (ex:server/bartender) about how tired he is after..."Hey man props to you for having the guts to talk about it, to a stranger, in public no less."
Man 2: shrugs "I guess. I got used to it after some time. It's nothing to be embarassed about, just different interests to susta... | |
[WP] Two people in a bar are having a conversation. The topic of their "body counts" comes up. One's an assassin, the other is an escort. Each thinks the other has the same profession as them, and is horrified by what they are told. | "Seriously? Bloody hell," the tall man in a sharp suit noted. He'd heard quite a few numbers but... 128 was quite a bit.
"Hey, I like my job," the short woman in a red dress giggled. She may not have looked it but hey - it's proper fun. "So how about you?"
"64. Not quite the resume, but I do consider myself experienc... | Man 1: Overhears Man 2 talking to someone (ex:server/bartender) about how tired he is after..."Hey man props to you for having the guts to talk about it, to a stranger, in public no less."
Man 2: shrugs "I guess. I got used to it after some time. It's nothing to be embarassed about, just different interests to susta... | |
[WP] Two people in a bar are having a conversation. The topic of their "body counts" comes up. One's an assassin, the other is an escort. Each thinks the other has the same profession as them, and is horrified by what they are told. | “What’s your preferred point of entry?”
“I don’t really have a preference, there are only three options, after all. It depends on the client.”
“Only three? It doesn’t get boring sticking to the same monotony? Don’t you ever want to spice things up a bit?”
“Well I did try the ear once, but it wasn’t... | Man 1: Overhears Man 2 talking to someone (ex:server/bartender) about how tired he is after..."Hey man props to you for having the guts to talk about it, to a stranger, in public no less."
Man 2: shrugs "I guess. I got used to it after some time. It's nothing to be embarassed about, just different interests to susta... | |
[WP] Two people in a bar are having a conversation. The topic of their "body counts" comes up. One's an assassin, the other is an escort. Each thinks the other has the same profession as them, and is horrified by what they are told. | "Zero."
"Seriously?! That's a huge relief. I was worried you were going to have some huge number and I was going to look like an idiot. Mine's zero too."
"Oh yeah, I just can't seem to pull the trigger. I get all dressed and ready, and then stage fright every time I see who I'm supposed to take upstairs."
"... | I'd been watching the woman in red for a while now and it had only taken me about half an hour to realise that she was likely in the same line of work as me. In films assassins are ugly, disfigured or tattooed all over but in reality the people who suit it best often fall into one of two different appearances. Either t... | |
[WP] Two people in a bar are having a conversation. The topic of their "body counts" comes up. One's an assassin, the other is an escort. Each thinks the other has the same profession as them, and is horrified by what they are told. | "Zero."
"Seriously?! That's a huge relief. I was worried you were going to have some huge number and I was going to look like an idiot. Mine's zero too."
"Oh yeah, I just can't seem to pull the trigger. I get all dressed and ready, and then stage fright every time I see who I'm supposed to take upstairs."
"... | "oh by now, I don't know there are so many"
"It's okay, you can tell me. I won't judge."
" Well probably several hundred"
"Several hundred? I can't believe it."
"Well it's not like I want too do more, and I've only been working the city for 3 years." Ahem. "Besides, with your experience I'm sure you've got a high... | |
[WP] Two people in a bar are having a conversation. The topic of their "body counts" comes up. One's an assassin, the other is an escort. Each thinks the other has the same profession as them, and is horrified by what they are told. | Cristina almost spat her beer.
—A hundred? —they were both 23, they had already discussed that— How long have you been in it?
She became an assasin when she was 20, and had killed 52 people.
—Three years. When my parents found out I liked women they cut me off, so I needed the money to pay for college.
Addison was... |
I am under 18, so I misunderstood what you meant by "escort", so uh, sorry about that
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Gabriel sat in one of the tables in one of the many busy bars of Paris. Outside, by the window, he could see the great Eiffel Tower loomi... | |
[WP] Two people in a bar are having a conversation. The topic of their "body counts" comes up. One's an assassin, the other is an escort. Each thinks the other has the same profession as them, and is horrified by what they are told. | Andrew was a small boy with blond hair, his soft traits making him look younger, his féminine frame was delicate yet strong, but, would you deal with his services, you would find a ruthless and unscrupulous man hiding behind the child like face. Of course, none of his clients would never recognise him in the open as t... |
I am under 18, so I misunderstood what you meant by "escort", so uh, sorry about that
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Gabriel sat in one of the tables in one of the many busy bars of Paris. Outside, by the window, he could see the great Eiffel Tower loomi... | |
[WP] Two people in a bar are having a conversation. The topic of their "body counts" comes up. One's an assassin, the other is an escort. Each thinks the other has the same profession as them, and is horrified by what they are told. | "Zero."
"Seriously?! That's a huge relief. I was worried you were going to have some huge number and I was going to look like an idiot. Mine's zero too."
"Oh yeah, I just can't seem to pull the trigger. I get all dressed and ready, and then stage fright every time I see who I'm supposed to take upstairs."
"... |
I am under 18, so I misunderstood what you meant by "escort", so uh, sorry about that
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Gabriel sat in one of the tables in one of the many busy bars of Paris. Outside, by the window, he could see the great Eiffel Tower loomi... | |
[WP] Two people in a bar are having a conversation. The topic of their "body counts" comes up. One's an assassin, the other is an escort. Each thinks the other has the same profession as them, and is horrified by what they are told. | Maria eyed off the distance, trying to materialise a figure to Sophia's question.
'I've lost count, well into the hundreds.'
Sophia nodded, sipping her gin and tonic. She could see it, a beautiful older woman such as her would still be popular with gentleman. Hell, even younger men would want to tussle with her.
'S... |
I am under 18, so I misunderstood what you meant by "escort", so uh, sorry about that
💀
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Gabriel sat in one of the tables in one of the many busy bars of Paris. Outside, by the window, he could see the great Eiffel Tower loomi... | |
[WP] Two people in a bar are having a conversation. The topic of their "body counts" comes up. One's an assassin, the other is an escort. Each thinks the other has the same profession as them, and is horrified by what they are told. | "Seriously? Bloody hell," the tall man in a sharp suit noted. He'd heard quite a few numbers but... 128 was quite a bit.
"Hey, I like my job," the short woman in a red dress giggled. She may not have looked it but hey - it's proper fun. "So how about you?"
"64. Not quite the resume, but I do consider myself experienc... |
I am under 18, so I misunderstood what you meant by "escort", so uh, sorry about that
💀
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Gabriel sat in one of the tables in one of the many busy bars of Paris. Outside, by the window, he could see the great Eiffel Tower loomi... | |
[WP] Two people in a bar are having a conversation. The topic of their "body counts" comes up. One's an assassin, the other is an escort. Each thinks the other has the same profession as them, and is horrified by what they are told. | “What’s your preferred point of entry?”
“I don’t really have a preference, there are only three options, after all. It depends on the client.”
“Only three? It doesn’t get boring sticking to the same monotony? Don’t you ever want to spice things up a bit?”
“Well I did try the ear once, but it wasn’t... |
I am under 18, so I misunderstood what you meant by "escort", so uh, sorry about that
💀
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Gabriel sat in one of the tables in one of the many busy bars of Paris. Outside, by the window, he could see the great Eiffel Tower loomi... | |
[WP] Two people in a bar are having a conversation. The topic of their "body counts" comes up. One's an assassin, the other is an escort. Each thinks the other has the same profession as them, and is horrified by what they are told. | Andrew was a small boy with blond hair, his soft traits making him look younger, his féminine frame was delicate yet strong, but, would you deal with his services, you would find a ruthless and unscrupulous man hiding behind the child like face. Of course, none of his clients would never recognise him in the open as t... | Cristina almost spat her beer.
—A hundred? —they were both 23, they had already discussed that— How long have you been in it?
She became an assasin when she was 20, and had killed 52 people.
—Three years. When my parents found out I liked women they cut me off, so I needed the money to pay for college.
Addison was... | |
[WP] Two people in a bar are having a conversation. The topic of their "body counts" comes up. One's an assassin, the other is an escort. Each thinks the other has the same profession as them, and is horrified by what they are told. | "Zero."
"Seriously?! That's a huge relief. I was worried you were going to have some huge number and I was going to look like an idiot. Mine's zero too."
"Oh yeah, I just can't seem to pull the trigger. I get all dressed and ready, and then stage fright every time I see who I'm supposed to take upstairs."
"... | Cristina almost spat her beer.
—A hundred? —they were both 23, they had already discussed that— How long have you been in it?
She became an assasin when she was 20, and had killed 52 people.
—Three years. When my parents found out I liked women they cut me off, so I needed the money to pay for college.
Addison was... | |
[WP] Two people in a bar are having a conversation. The topic of their "body counts" comes up. One's an assassin, the other is an escort. Each thinks the other has the same profession as them, and is horrified by what they are told. | Maria eyed off the distance, trying to materialise a figure to Sophia's question.
'I've lost count, well into the hundreds.'
Sophia nodded, sipping her gin and tonic. She could see it, a beautiful older woman such as her would still be popular with gentleman. Hell, even younger men would want to tussle with her.
'S... | Cristina almost spat her beer.
—A hundred? —they were both 23, they had already discussed that— How long have you been in it?
She became an assasin when she was 20, and had killed 52 people.
—Three years. When my parents found out I liked women they cut me off, so I needed the money to pay for college.
Addison was... | |
[WP] Two people in a bar are having a conversation. The topic of their "body counts" comes up. One's an assassin, the other is an escort. Each thinks the other has the same profession as them, and is horrified by what they are told. | "Seriously? Bloody hell," the tall man in a sharp suit noted. He'd heard quite a few numbers but... 128 was quite a bit.
"Hey, I like my job," the short woman in a red dress giggled. She may not have looked it but hey - it's proper fun. "So how about you?"
"64. Not quite the resume, but I do consider myself experienc... | Cristina almost spat her beer.
—A hundred? —they were both 23, they had already discussed that— How long have you been in it?
She became an assasin when she was 20, and had killed 52 people.
—Three years. When my parents found out I liked women they cut me off, so I needed the money to pay for college.
Addison was... | |
[WP] Two people in a bar are having a conversation. The topic of their "body counts" comes up. One's an assassin, the other is an escort. Each thinks the other has the same profession as them, and is horrified by what they are told. | "Zero."
"Seriously?! That's a huge relief. I was worried you were going to have some huge number and I was going to look like an idiot. Mine's zero too."
"Oh yeah, I just can't seem to pull the trigger. I get all dressed and ready, and then stage fright every time I see who I'm supposed to take upstairs."
"... | Andrew was a small boy with blond hair, his soft traits making him look younger, his féminine frame was delicate yet strong, but, would you deal with his services, you would find a ruthless and unscrupulous man hiding behind the child like face. Of course, none of his clients would never recognise him in the open as t... | |
[WP] Two people in a bar are having a conversation. The topic of their "body counts" comes up. One's an assassin, the other is an escort. Each thinks the other has the same profession as them, and is horrified by what they are told. | Maria eyed off the distance, trying to materialise a figure to Sophia's question.
'I've lost count, well into the hundreds.'
Sophia nodded, sipping her gin and tonic. She could see it, a beautiful older woman such as her would still be popular with gentleman. Hell, even younger men would want to tussle with her.
'S... | Andrew was a small boy with blond hair, his soft traits making him look younger, his féminine frame was delicate yet strong, but, would you deal with his services, you would find a ruthless and unscrupulous man hiding behind the child like face. Of course, none of his clients would never recognise him in the open as t... | |
[WP] Two people in a bar are having a conversation. The topic of their "body counts" comes up. One's an assassin, the other is an escort. Each thinks the other has the same profession as them, and is horrified by what they are told. | "Seriously? Bloody hell," the tall man in a sharp suit noted. He'd heard quite a few numbers but... 128 was quite a bit.
"Hey, I like my job," the short woman in a red dress giggled. She may not have looked it but hey - it's proper fun. "So how about you?"
"64. Not quite the resume, but I do consider myself experienc... | "So... uhm... you said over 60, right?" Jane asked after sipping her cocktail.
Lucy, on her side, nodded.
"Yeah, you know, the usual. I mean having more than 60 is not a big deal. I think my personal record is 67 but not sure about it. You know some clients are just boring to deal with. Like the one I had this mornin... | |
[WP] Two people in a bar are having a conversation. The topic of their "body counts" comes up. One's an assassin, the other is an escort. Each thinks the other has the same profession as them, and is horrified by what they are told. | “What’s your preferred point of entry?”
“I don’t really have a preference, there are only three options, after all. It depends on the client.”
“Only three? It doesn’t get boring sticking to the same monotony? Don’t you ever want to spice things up a bit?”
“Well I did try the ear once, but it wasn’t... | "So... uhm... you said over 60, right?" Jane asked after sipping her cocktail.
Lucy, on her side, nodded.
"Yeah, you know, the usual. I mean having more than 60 is not a big deal. I think my personal record is 67 but not sure about it. You know some clients are just boring to deal with. Like the one I had this mornin... | |
[WP] Oops, the simulation messed up. Everybody has been re-aged to match the maturity of their inner person. This has made office life a little strange | Never in my life did i think I'd actually look like my age. Yet here i was, standing and mentally evaluating myself. Nothing had changed. But i only knew. I was literally sixteen.
Stumped at this, i glanced out the window to see a wrinkly baby staring at me, gawking at my unchanged features. He frowned at me, crawled ... | I wake up as usual. This was going to be a long day. My neighbor and I have been fighting forever. I hate him so much! I am not looking forward to today at ALL. This is the day he threatened to blow up my house. Part of me knows he's not going to though, he says stuff like that all the time and h never has. I get a not... | |
[WP] Oops, the simulation messed up. Everybody has been re-aged to match the maturity of their inner person. This has made office life a little strange | *I sat and screamed in front of my computer while my family cheered me on. I got into Harvard! I got into Harvard! "Bella!" my mom cried. "Bella!"*
"Bella!"
I woke up to the sight of my mom standing over me.
"Ah!" I screamed, when I saw that she was wrinkly with short, grey hair and a little old ladies nightgown. Sh... | I wake up as usual. This was going to be a long day. My neighbor and I have been fighting forever. I hate him so much! I am not looking forward to today at ALL. This is the day he threatened to blow up my house. Part of me knows he's not going to though, he says stuff like that all the time and h never has. I get a not... | |
[WP] Oops, the simulation messed up. Everybody has been re-aged to match the maturity of their inner person. This has made office life a little strange | When people ask me what kind of person I am, I always stumble. How can one explain their inner personalities so easily? Some are "confident" some are not, some are good at something, some are not, some are "mature" some are "childish", some are evil, some are good, some believe in a thing, some dont... Yet, no one trul... | I wake up as usual. This was going to be a long day. My neighbor and I have been fighting forever. I hate him so much! I am not looking forward to today at ALL. This is the day he threatened to blow up my house. Part of me knows he's not going to though, he says stuff like that all the time and h never has. I get a not... | |
[WP] Oops, the simulation messed up. Everybody has been re-aged to match the maturity of their inner person. This has made office life a little strange | The shift was the worst thing to ever happened to me
I was a 35 years old mother of one. I married to my abusive husband when I was 18, it was my parents decision to sold me off to continue their lavish life style.
I tried to not birth a child into this hell hole but I slipped, I was pregnant. Despite this, I loved m... | I wake up as usual. This was going to be a long day. My neighbor and I have been fighting forever. I hate him so much! I am not looking forward to today at ALL. This is the day he threatened to blow up my house. Part of me knows he's not going to though, he says stuff like that all the time and h never has. I get a not... | |
[WP] Oops, the simulation messed up. Everybody has been re-aged to match the maturity of their inner person. This has made office life a little strange | Never in my life did i think I'd actually look like my age. Yet here i was, standing and mentally evaluating myself. Nothing had changed. But i only knew. I was literally sixteen.
Stumped at this, i glanced out the window to see a wrinkly baby staring at me, gawking at my unchanged features. He frowned at me, crawled ... | “It’s your turn.” The intern shook his head.
“I already told you I’m not doing that.”
“Look, I hate to pull rank or anything but it will negatively affect your performance review and future here if you keep refusing to be a team player”
The intern - gosh, what was his name again, I really should focus more during ... | |
[WP] Oops, the simulation messed up. Everybody has been re-aged to match the maturity of their inner person. This has made office life a little strange | *I sat and screamed in front of my computer while my family cheered me on. I got into Harvard! I got into Harvard! "Bella!" my mom cried. "Bella!"*
"Bella!"
I woke up to the sight of my mom standing over me.
"Ah!" I screamed, when I saw that she was wrinkly with short, grey hair and a little old ladies nightgown. Sh... | “It’s your turn.” The intern shook his head.
“I already told you I’m not doing that.”
“Look, I hate to pull rank or anything but it will negatively affect your performance review and future here if you keep refusing to be a team player”
The intern - gosh, what was his name again, I really should focus more during ... | |
[WP] Oops, the simulation messed up. Everybody has been re-aged to match the maturity of their inner person. This has made office life a little strange | When people ask me what kind of person I am, I always stumble. How can one explain their inner personalities so easily? Some are "confident" some are not, some are good at something, some are not, some are "mature" some are "childish", some are evil, some are good, some believe in a thing, some dont... Yet, no one trul... | “It’s your turn.” The intern shook his head.
“I already told you I’m not doing that.”
“Look, I hate to pull rank or anything but it will negatively affect your performance review and future here if you keep refusing to be a team player”
The intern - gosh, what was his name again, I really should focus more during ... | |
[WP] Oops, the simulation messed up. Everybody has been re-aged to match the maturity of their inner person. This has made office life a little strange | The shift was the worst thing to ever happened to me
I was a 35 years old mother of one. I married to my abusive husband when I was 18, it was my parents decision to sold me off to continue their lavish life style.
I tried to not birth a child into this hell hole but I slipped, I was pregnant. Despite this, I loved m... | “It’s your turn.” The intern shook his head.
“I already told you I’m not doing that.”
“Look, I hate to pull rank or anything but it will negatively affect your performance review and future here if you keep refusing to be a team player”
The intern - gosh, what was his name again, I really should focus more during ... | |
[WP] Oops, the simulation messed up. Everybody has been re-aged to match the maturity of their inner person. This has made office life a little strange | I woke up that morning like any other day. I made my coffee, I ate a banana , and I ran off to work.
All was exactly the same as it always had been: Miserable.
As I sat at the light waiting impatiently for it to turn green, Linkin' Park started playing on the radio. I smiled, wiping a tear, and belted out the song - ... | 'So... it has come to this'
He was just in time to avoid a paper plane hitting his head after asking, quite nicely, for his daily schedule.
Amanda was tearing up at the door, trying to control the giggles. 'We shouldn't make Mr. Bates wait, *bhhh*, what if he doesn't come in time?'
*Bwhahahaha*
The entire office... | |
[WP] Oops, the simulation messed up. Everybody has been re-aged to match the maturity of their inner person. This has made office life a little strange | D: "Haha Jim very funny. Great prank. Now I know why Cici will never go to University, because you spend all your money on make up and actors for a great prank."
J: "Dwight I..."
D: "No no no child you shut up now. First off all I despise child actors, your parents are the reason why this country lost in vietnam and ... | 'So... it has come to this'
He was just in time to avoid a paper plane hitting his head after asking, quite nicely, for his daily schedule.
Amanda was tearing up at the door, trying to control the giggles. 'We shouldn't make Mr. Bates wait, *bhhh*, what if he doesn't come in time?'
*Bwhahahaha*
The entire office... | |
[WP] Oops, the simulation messed up. Everybody has been re-aged to match the maturity of their inner person. This has made office life a little strange | I am a 30 years old web programmer.
I don't understand why these things happened to every one of us. Hell knows. They said the simulation upstairs about re-aging messed up. But why this becomes a cruel reality check for me?
Didn't they say that our age will be matching the maturity of our inner self? Then why everyon... | 'So... it has come to this'
He was just in time to avoid a paper plane hitting his head after asking, quite nicely, for his daily schedule.
Amanda was tearing up at the door, trying to control the giggles. 'We shouldn't make Mr. Bates wait, *bhhh*, what if he doesn't come in time?'
*Bwhahahaha*
The entire office... | |
[WP] Oops, the simulation messed up. Everybody has been re-aged to match the maturity of their inner person. This has made office life a little strange | I always knew that being considered “mature for my age” was never as good as people made it sound. A week ago I woke up looking like I was in my mid-forties instead of my mid-thirties, I had extra aches and pains that I never got to grow into, and my soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend now looks like she’s young enough to be my d... | 'So... it has come to this'
He was just in time to avoid a paper plane hitting his head after asking, quite nicely, for his daily schedule.
Amanda was tearing up at the door, trying to control the giggles. 'We shouldn't make Mr. Bates wait, *bhhh*, what if he doesn't come in time?'
*Bwhahahaha*
The entire office... | |
[WP] Oops, the simulation messed up. Everybody has been re-aged to match the maturity of their inner person. This has made office life a little strange | I am a 30 years old web programmer.
I don't understand why these things happened to every one of us. Hell knows. They said the simulation upstairs about re-aging messed up. But why this becomes a cruel reality check for me?
Didn't they say that our age will be matching the maturity of our inner self? Then why everyon... | I woke up that morning like any other day. I made my coffee, I ate a banana , and I ran off to work.
All was exactly the same as it always had been: Miserable.
As I sat at the light waiting impatiently for it to turn green, Linkin' Park started playing on the radio. I smiled, wiping a tear, and belted out the song - ... | |
[WP] Oops, the simulation messed up. Everybody has been re-aged to match the maturity of their inner person. This has made office life a little strange | I always knew that being considered “mature for my age” was never as good as people made it sound. A week ago I woke up looking like I was in my mid-forties instead of my mid-thirties, I had extra aches and pains that I never got to grow into, and my soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend now looks like she’s young enough to be my d... | I woke up that morning like any other day. I made my coffee, I ate a banana , and I ran off to work.
All was exactly the same as it always had been: Miserable.
As I sat at the light waiting impatiently for it to turn green, Linkin' Park started playing on the radio. I smiled, wiping a tear, and belted out the song - ... | |
[WP] Oops, the simulation messed up. Everybody has been re-aged to match the maturity of their inner person. This has made office life a little strange | I am a 30 years old web programmer.
I don't understand why these things happened to every one of us. Hell knows. They said the simulation upstairs about re-aging messed up. But why this becomes a cruel reality check for me?
Didn't they say that our age will be matching the maturity of our inner self? Then why everyon... | D: "Haha Jim very funny. Great prank. Now I know why Cici will never go to University, because you spend all your money on make up and actors for a great prank."
J: "Dwight I..."
D: "No no no child you shut up now. First off all I despise child actors, your parents are the reason why this country lost in vietnam and ... | |
[WP] Oops, the simulation messed up. Everybody has been re-aged to match the maturity of their inner person. This has made office life a little strange | I always knew that being considered “mature for my age” was never as good as people made it sound. A week ago I woke up looking like I was in my mid-forties instead of my mid-thirties, I had extra aches and pains that I never got to grow into, and my soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend now looks like she’s young enough to be my d... | D: "Haha Jim very funny. Great prank. Now I know why Cici will never go to University, because you spend all your money on make up and actors for a great prank."
J: "Dwight I..."
D: "No no no child you shut up now. First off all I despise child actors, your parents are the reason why this country lost in vietnam and ... | |
[WP] Oops, the simulation messed up. Everybody has been re-aged to match the maturity of their inner person. This has made office life a little strange | I am a 30 years old web programmer.
I don't understand why these things happened to every one of us. Hell knows. They said the simulation upstairs about re-aging messed up. But why this becomes a cruel reality check for me?
Didn't they say that our age will be matching the maturity of our inner self? Then why everyon... | part 1: you wake up, to notice... you're fifteen again! but you look at your phone, to see it's not 2000. it's 2022. you wipe your eyes, as you think you saw something else. you remember you have work today, you quickly make some toast, and bolt out the door. you kept on running. faster and faster you run. your favouri... | |
[WP] Oops, the simulation messed up. Everybody has been re-aged to match the maturity of their inner person. This has made office life a little strange | It started out as a normal morning, you wake up at 5:30, get ready, grab something eat and you’re off to go to your job at the office. Except one thing…you’re sixteen years old again, and get this notification on your phone *warning, the simulation has a rip in it and your civilian will be experiencing age regressions…... | part 1: you wake up, to notice... you're fifteen again! but you look at your phone, to see it's not 2000. it's 2022. you wipe your eyes, as you think you saw something else. you remember you have work today, you quickly make some toast, and bolt out the door. you kept on running. faster and faster you run. your favouri... | |
[WP] Oops, the simulation messed up. Everybody has been re-aged to match the maturity of their inner person. This has made office life a little strange | "How did this happen?! Someone get me up to speed. You, walk with me."
"Yes sir, it appears that every world leader has suddenly been replaced by babies."
"Take us to defcon 2."
"Already there sir. The UN is on the line but were having trouble getting in contact with anyone over the age of 16. Funny thing is, they a... | part 1: you wake up, to notice... you're fifteen again! but you look at your phone, to see it's not 2000. it's 2022. you wipe your eyes, as you think you saw something else. you remember you have work today, you quickly make some toast, and bolt out the door. you kept on running. faster and faster you run. your favouri... | |
[WP] Oops, the simulation messed up. Everybody has been re-aged to match the maturity of their inner person. This has made office life a little strange | I always knew that being considered “mature for my age” was never as good as people made it sound. A week ago I woke up looking like I was in my mid-forties instead of my mid-thirties, I had extra aches and pains that I never got to grow into, and my soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend now looks like she’s young enough to be my d... | part 1: you wake up, to notice... you're fifteen again! but you look at your phone, to see it's not 2000. it's 2022. you wipe your eyes, as you think you saw something else. you remember you have work today, you quickly make some toast, and bolt out the door. you kept on running. faster and faster you run. your favouri... | |
[WP] Oops, the simulation messed up. Everybody has been re-aged to match the maturity of their inner person. This has made office life a little strange | "How did this happen?! Someone get me up to speed. You, walk with me."
"Yes sir, it appears that every world leader has suddenly been replaced by babies."
"Take us to defcon 2."
"Already there sir. The UN is on the line but were having trouble getting in contact with anyone over the age of 16. Funny thing is, they a... | It started out as a normal morning, you wake up at 5:30, get ready, grab something eat and you’re off to go to your job at the office. Except one thing…you’re sixteen years old again, and get this notification on your phone *warning, the simulation has a rip in it and your civilian will be experiencing age regressions…... | |
[WP] Oops, the simulation messed up. Everybody has been re-aged to match the maturity of their inner person. This has made office life a little strange | I always knew that being considered “mature for my age” was never as good as people made it sound. A week ago I woke up looking like I was in my mid-forties instead of my mid-thirties, I had extra aches and pains that I never got to grow into, and my soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend now looks like she’s young enough to be my d... | It started out as a normal morning, you wake up at 5:30, get ready, grab something eat and you’re off to go to your job at the office. Except one thing…you’re sixteen years old again, and get this notification on your phone *warning, the simulation has a rip in it and your civilian will be experiencing age regressions…... | |
[WP] Oops, the simulation messed up. Everybody has been re-aged to match the maturity of their inner person. This has made office life a little strange | Oh, yes. I know *exactly* which day things all went to shit.
It had started off as any other day. Burnt the toast because wife and I were distracted, traffic jams all the way to work, everyone else faking their work as usual. And then, just as I was clocking off for work, the earthquake hit.
Or rather, what felt like... | \[Poem\]
Babies a typin',
The computers are a writin',
This is an odd day in the metaverse,
But you keep singin', verse to verse.
For you're the composer,
To this... low sir...
What shall it take?
For him to simply move that rake? | |
[WP] Oops, the simulation messed up. Everybody has been re-aged to match the maturity of their inner person. This has made office life a little strange | "How did this happen?! Someone get me up to speed. You, walk with me."
"Yes sir, it appears that every world leader has suddenly been replaced by babies."
"Take us to defcon 2."
"Already there sir. The UN is on the line but were having trouble getting in contact with anyone over the age of 16. Funny thing is, they a... | \[Poem\]
Babies a typin',
The computers are a writin',
This is an odd day in the metaverse,
But you keep singin', verse to verse.
For you're the composer,
To this... low sir...
What shall it take?
For him to simply move that rake? | |
[WP] Oops, the simulation messed up. Everybody has been re-aged to match the maturity of their inner person. This has made office life a little strange | I always knew that being considered “mature for my age” was never as good as people made it sound. A week ago I woke up looking like I was in my mid-forties instead of my mid-thirties, I had extra aches and pains that I never got to grow into, and my soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend now looks like she’s young enough to be my d... | \[Poem\]
Babies a typin',
The computers are a writin',
This is an odd day in the metaverse,
But you keep singin', verse to verse.
For you're the composer,
To this... low sir...
What shall it take?
For him to simply move that rake? | |
[WP] Oops, the simulation messed up. Everybody has been re-aged to match the maturity of their inner person. This has made office life a little strange | "How did this happen?! Someone get me up to speed. You, walk with me."
"Yes sir, it appears that every world leader has suddenly been replaced by babies."
"Take us to defcon 2."
"Already there sir. The UN is on the line but were having trouble getting in contact with anyone over the age of 16. Funny thing is, they a... | Oh, yes. I know *exactly* which day things all went to shit.
It had started off as any other day. Burnt the toast because wife and I were distracted, traffic jams all the way to work, everyone else faking their work as usual. And then, just as I was clocking off for work, the earthquake hit.
Or rather, what felt like... | |
[WP] Oops, the simulation messed up. Everybody has been re-aged to match the maturity of their inner person. This has made office life a little strange | I always knew that being considered “mature for my age” was never as good as people made it sound. A week ago I woke up looking like I was in my mid-forties instead of my mid-thirties, I had extra aches and pains that I never got to grow into, and my soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend now looks like she’s young enough to be my d... | Oh, yes. I know *exactly* which day things all went to shit.
It had started off as any other day. Burnt the toast because wife and I were distracted, traffic jams all the way to work, everyone else faking their work as usual. And then, just as I was clocking off for work, the earthquake hit.
Or rather, what felt like... | |
[WP] Oops, the simulation messed up. Everybody has been re-aged to match the maturity of their inner person. This has made office life a little strange | I always knew that being considered “mature for my age” was never as good as people made it sound. A week ago I woke up looking like I was in my mid-forties instead of my mid-thirties, I had extra aches and pains that I never got to grow into, and my soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend now looks like she’s young enough to be my d... | "How did this happen?! Someone get me up to speed. You, walk with me."
"Yes sir, it appears that every world leader has suddenly been replaced by babies."
"Take us to defcon 2."
"Already there sir. The UN is on the line but were having trouble getting in contact with anyone over the age of 16. Funny thing is, they a... | |
[WP] "I don't need your protection." The princess scoffs. The paladin hops off his steed, yanks her to out of the cart, and tosses her a spare sword. "Prove it." She demands. | Princess Veila smirked, and did something Sir Alithis was not expecting, she smashed the sword against her skull, and the sword… bent.
The Paladin looked at the princess with a dumbfounded expression, she merely smiled, “See? I don’t need your protection.”
He shook his head, “Just because you can’t be hur... | My first writing prompt! Let me know what you think.
"This is all you're giving me?" The princess' face clearly communicated fear trying to mask it with her pride and nobility. The paladin stared back blankly unimpressed by the audacity of someone he just saved from a dragon. Many words flooded his mind at all the t... | |
[WP] "I don't need your protection." The princess scoffs. The paladin hops off his steed, yanks her to out of the cart, and tosses her a spare sword. "Prove it." She demands. | "I don't need your protection." Princess Meline scoffed.
Sir Garimond, paladin of the Divine, let out a longsuffering sigh. *This* again. He hopped off his steed, landing next to the cart where she sat, and pulled her out of it. To her credit, she landed adroitly, and pulled her hand free. He gave her a respectful nod... | My first writing prompt! Let me know what you think.
"This is all you're giving me?" The princess' face clearly communicated fear trying to mask it with her pride and nobility. The paladin stared back blankly unimpressed by the audacity of someone he just saved from a dragon. Many words flooded his mind at all the t... | |
[WP] "I don't need your protection." The princess scoffs. The paladin hops off his steed, yanks her to out of the cart, and tosses her a spare sword. "Prove it." She demands. | Sir Pentious was nearing his wit's end, feeling the beration of Her Royal Highness. The Princess complained of her shakles, complained of the way he carried her, complained of the hardtack and provisions, complained of the lack of amenities in his humble cart. Through mantra, and reverence, these were things he could r... | The match went...longer than expected.
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"I don't need your protection." The princess scoffed.
The paladin hopped off his steed, yanked her to out of the cart, and tossed her a spare sword.
"Prove it." He demanded.
The 12 year old princess picked up the short sword. She examined it, and then did the same to ... | |
[WP] You're a supervillain who is ranked number 1 in terms of both danger level and power, no other hero has claimed the title to be your official nemesis. There's a rookie level hero who constantly challenges you for that title. You find both them and their determination cute. | "Your reign of terror ends now Fiend!"
Again with the fiend, he really needed a thesaurus, maybe I'd send him one, his birthday was coming up after all. I studied my opponent, he'd modeled his costume after three of "The League" unfortunately every piece he chose clashed, he had battle gauntlets and boots reminiscen... | It's exasperating.
Even insulting.
No one wants to be my nemesis!
"SURRENDER, MEGALADY!"
Again? "Full marks on the voice and declamation, Roy. Got anything to go with it?"
"I SHALL..."
"Okay, Roy, what have I told you about monologuing?"
"Um... Villains only?"
"Pretty close. Heroes only monologue when they a... | |
[WP] "Mummy, mummy, look!" Your daughter cries, waking you from a deep sleep early on Christmas morning. "Santa got me the pet rock I asked for!" You slowly open your eyes to see your daughter holding hands with one very confused--but still smiling--Dwayne Johnson. | (I might write a second part to this. I'm currently exhausted after a long day so enjoy part one)
I blink twice. First looking at my ecstatic little Cheryl. Then at the Rock, smiling very awkwardly in what seems to be an attempt on not freaking out. Maybe I'm still sleeping and it's one of those weird dreams.
"That'... | \*yawn\*
I stirred at the sound of giggling, maybe from a dream? "Mommy, mommy, look!"
My daughter, Matilda, gave a light playful shove while I was mulling over what awaited me in reality. As I rubbed my eyes, I heard a calm, deep, reassuring, and whispered voice, "Noooo, don't wake her! She must be tired from tak... | |
[WP] "Mummy, mummy, look!" Your daughter cries, waking you from a deep sleep early on Christmas morning. "Santa got me the pet rock I asked for!" You slowly open your eyes to see your daughter holding hands with one very confused--but still smiling--Dwayne Johnson. | I rubbed my eyes, and although I recognized him, something was off. His smile, too perfect, like it was copied from a promotional poster. His eyes, too bright. Tan, too dark. And there was a smell…something like old water and fish and the woods.
"What's that odor?"
"It's what I'm cooking…" the 'Rock' repl... | [Poem]
"You've been so sad since Daddy died
So I thought and I wished and I tried and I tried."
We both look at the nude muscular man in shock.
Dwayne Johnson says, "Would you like to pet Rock?" | |
[WP] "Mummy, mummy, look!" Your daughter cries, waking you from a deep sleep early on Christmas morning. "Santa got me the pet rock I asked for!" You slowly open your eyes to see your daughter holding hands with one very confused--but still smiling--Dwayne Johnson. | "Aaaaaaaaaaargh,"
screamed Sharon, jumping backwards over the side of the bed.
"What the *hell* is going on?"
"Calm down, Mummy! This is my new friend, Mr. Johnson," said Sara.
The tall and muscular figure who looked eerily similar to *The Rock* took a breath, and started talking.
"Sorry to intrude here, Mrs. B... | # Bargain Bin Superheroes
(Arc 0, Part ?: Clara Olsen v.s. Santa Claus)
(Note: Bargain Bin Superheroes is episodic; each part is self-contained. This story can be enjoyed without reading the previous sections.)
**"Hi, you've reached North Pole Customer Service."** I scowled at my cellphone as Janice squealed and lau... | |
[WP] turns out that raccoons can talk and they trade food or valuables with other animals in exchange for information on where the best trash cans are located. | Never trust cats. That's rule number 1 of the trade. Take snooty for example, that damn fluff ball. I traded him my best tuna fish in exchange for the location of some primo Italian restaurant garbage. You know what that dirty fluffer gave me? A dang pizza shack! Not even a family owned pizzeria. A damn chain pizza joi... | My story starts with my new 'friend' I call Dipshit. He's a young little trash panda visiting our city park, simply craving trash as they always do. He surprised us though as he scurried towards us, apparently curious about the items on our table.
Being a bit startled, at first I ran away, until I realized my new frie... | |
[WP] Salt has long been known to contain, ward and harm the supernatural. The ocean wasn’t always this salty. Ancient mages just turned into the worlds greatest trap, and the hold it has is starting to falter. | How do you seal something that can destroy the world? Something so in tune with magic that it cannot be destroyed. The answer was both simple and horrifying. To seal something stronger than a planet, you had to make a planet sized lock. But such a lock would have side effects.
It was a hard choice, but in ancient time... | "This is why global warming is a problem!"
The other three mages that had come to the coffeehouse to unwind with Callie after work raised their lattes in solidarity. It was their third time hearing her rant since they showed up, and interrupting Callie's rant had already caused two mugs to need replaced.
A pissed off w... | |
[WP] You're a retired villian. You've been enjoying your peaceful life, but now a bunch of new villians are terrorising your land, and the heroes seem powerless against them. So you take up the mantle once again. After all, if you want someone properly killed, do it yourself. | In *my* day, they didn’t *dare* do this nonsense. Yes, I was the greatest threat to the free world, but I had clearly defined limits. I kept my word. I did not target women and children. I limited my attacks to superheroes, superhero teams and by attempting to conquer Third World countries.
I mean, I *could* have *eas... |
"Set activation for 5 utterances, begin techno organic gravitation, class five organs only."
Hype, yelled out across the auditorium as only a profit could. Mass banners of every shape and singular shade covered the walls alongside enormous tv monitors.
These went unused. Despite displaying Hype's face with epic c... | |
[WP] You're a retired villian. You've been enjoying your peaceful life, but now a bunch of new villians are terrorising your land, and the heroes seem powerless against them. So you take up the mantle once again. After all, if you want someone properly killed, do it yourself. | In *my* day, they didn’t *dare* do this nonsense. Yes, I was the greatest threat to the free world, but I had clearly defined limits. I kept my word. I did not target women and children. I limited my attacks to superheroes, superhero teams and by attempting to conquer Third World countries.
I mean, I *could* have *eas... | The dust poured heavily from the cracked ceiling, fragments of concrete shattering against the floor as they fell in fragile pieces of stone. Three figures stood lonesome together in the ruined place, eyes set shivering on a brass and iron door ahead of them. Chairs and small stands of wooden finish were strewn around ... | |
[WP] You're a retired villian. You've been enjoying your peaceful life, but now a bunch of new villians are terrorising your land, and the heroes seem powerless against them. So you take up the mantle once again. After all, if you want someone properly killed, do it yourself. | Kent Allard just wanted a quiet life. Sure, some wouldn't call him a good person. Taking hostages without actually threatening their lives, robbing banks while not actually keeping the money, and failed contract killings never looked good on a resume, but he kept up and coming superheros employed. How would a hero lear... | The dust poured heavily from the cracked ceiling, fragments of concrete shattering against the floor as they fell in fragile pieces of stone. Three figures stood lonesome together in the ruined place, eyes set shivering on a brass and iron door ahead of them. Chairs and small stands of wooden finish were strewn around ... | |
[WP] You're a retired villian. You've been enjoying your peaceful life, but now a bunch of new villians are terrorising your land, and the heroes seem powerless against them. So you take up the mantle once again. After all, if you want someone properly killed, do it yourself. | I hate heros.
People look up to them as if they were gods and kiss the very ground were their shadows pass. By allowing the heroes the right to pass 'judgment' on those the deem 'criminals', they have allowed themselves to be controlled. The heroes are with all this power have become cocky and power drunk. It was a d... | The dust poured heavily from the cracked ceiling, fragments of concrete shattering against the floor as they fell in fragile pieces of stone. Three figures stood lonesome together in the ruined place, eyes set shivering on a brass and iron door ahead of them. Chairs and small stands of wooden finish were strewn around ... | |
[WP] You're a retired villian. You've been enjoying your peaceful life, but now a bunch of new villians are terrorising your land, and the heroes seem powerless against them. So you take up the mantle once again. After all, if you want someone properly killed, do it yourself. | Tomorrow would've been the tenth-year anniversary of my 'retirement'.
I should've been enjoying the rest of my days in peace, but what was I to do when the government and those heroes couldn't even hold a candle against the villains that decided to band together? I saw first-hand how these villains conduct their busin... | The dust poured heavily from the cracked ceiling, fragments of concrete shattering against the floor as they fell in fragile pieces of stone. Three figures stood lonesome together in the ruined place, eyes set shivering on a brass and iron door ahead of them. Chairs and small stands of wooden finish were strewn around ... | |
[WP] You're a retired villian. You've been enjoying your peaceful life, but now a bunch of new villians are terrorising your land, and the heroes seem powerless against them. So you take up the mantle once again. After all, if you want someone properly killed, do it yourself. | So there I was. Sitting in my rocking chair, sipping my martini - that damn straw keeps slipping through my dentures - and reading the latest chapter of that serialised manga kids like. The story's interesting enough so I gave it a shot. Its about a young boy who finds out he has a twin in another universe and they bot... | The dust poured heavily from the cracked ceiling, fragments of concrete shattering against the floor as they fell in fragile pieces of stone. Three figures stood lonesome together in the ruined place, eyes set shivering on a brass and iron door ahead of them. Chairs and small stands of wooden finish were strewn around ... | |
[WP] You're a retired villian. You've been enjoying your peaceful life, but now a bunch of new villians are terrorising your land, and the heroes seem powerless against them. So you take up the mantle once again. After all, if you want someone properly killed, do it yourself. | Part 1, part 2 in comments
"So, enemy of my enemy?"
*"Enemy of my enemy."*
It had been a somewhat peaceful day. I was basking in the glory of my utopia, a world freed of political and socio-economic corruption. One that was also on watch for truly malignant forces too.
I was enjoying a reasonably priced coffee at a... | Very few people know that the now wrinkled covered old man, who lives on the outskirts of a back woods village. Was once the man who terrorized the world with an army of undead and even held the title of “Ruiner of Civilization.” The only people who do are a few of his neighbors, who had also retired from being the mai... | |
[WP] You're a retired villian. You've been enjoying your peaceful life, but now a bunch of new villians are terrorising your land, and the heroes seem powerless against them. So you take up the mantle once again. After all, if you want someone properly killed, do it yourself. | Part 1, part 2 in comments
"So, enemy of my enemy?"
*"Enemy of my enemy."*
It had been a somewhat peaceful day. I was basking in the glory of my utopia, a world freed of political and socio-economic corruption. One that was also on watch for truly malignant forces too.
I was enjoying a reasonably priced coffee at a... | People like to think retirement is easy, but it isn't for everyone. Some folk, they're always looking for something to fill the void left behind. A lot of the time, their work is all that gave people meaning.
That's what I found out the hard way when my bones started creaking and the neurons started to pop and fizzle.... | |
[WP] You're a retired villian. You've been enjoying your peaceful life, but now a bunch of new villians are terrorising your land, and the heroes seem powerless against them. So you take up the mantle once again. After all, if you want someone properly killed, do it yourself. | "How the hell did you get in?" the young villain shouted and pointed his blaster at me. I ignored him, instead focusing my attention on the doorframe I just walked through.
"I can't believe they still make these MK2 saw traps. I would've thought they'd be up to at least MK4," I chuckled and ran my fingers across the b... | People like to think retirement is easy, but it isn't for everyone. Some folk, they're always looking for something to fill the void left behind. A lot of the time, their work is all that gave people meaning.
That's what I found out the hard way when my bones started creaking and the neurons started to pop and fizzle.... | |
[WP] You're a retired villian. You've been enjoying your peaceful life, but now a bunch of new villians are terrorising your land, and the heroes seem powerless against them. So you take up the mantle once again. After all, if you want someone properly killed, do it yourself. | "How the hell did you get in?" the young villain shouted and pointed his blaster at me. I ignored him, instead focusing my attention on the doorframe I just walked through.
"I can't believe they still make these MK2 saw traps. I would've thought they'd be up to at least MK4," I chuckled and ran my fingers across the b... | “Mr. Adam Mr. Adam I finally beat your high score.” A young boy ran up to my while I made my way down the school hallway. “Did you now, remind me to whoop you some time next week alright?” I smiled at the student at the challenge. Its been 5 years and its still all so strange to me. No more fights, no more stress fille... | |
[WP] You're a retired villian. You've been enjoying your peaceful life, but now a bunch of new villians are terrorising your land, and the heroes seem powerless against them. So you take up the mantle once again. After all, if you want someone properly killed, do it yourself. | "How the hell did you get in?" the young villain shouted and pointed his blaster at me. I ignored him, instead focusing my attention on the doorframe I just walked through.
"I can't believe they still make these MK2 saw traps. I would've thought they'd be up to at least MK4," I chuckled and ran my fingers across the b... | When I first saw the new supervillains arriving, I was really looking forward to it. After all, it's been three years since my retirement and things got really bored here. Of course, there was still crime to fight. But it is a crucial difference if the heroes fight a weak shoplifter who can't do anything or a superpowe... | |
[WP] You're a retired villian. You've been enjoying your peaceful life, but now a bunch of new villians are terrorising your land, and the heroes seem powerless against them. So you take up the mantle once again. After all, if you want someone properly killed, do it yourself. | I had done it!
I made the big score that was untraceable and I paid off all my henchmen and underlings handsomely. I told them I quit and they should too, since they now had enough money to retire and live off the interest. I moved to the middle of nowhere bought a huge farm, hired people to help me run it and lived... | When I first saw the new supervillains arriving, I was really looking forward to it. After all, it's been three years since my retirement and things got really bored here. Of course, there was still crime to fight. But it is a crucial difference if the heroes fight a weak shoplifter who can't do anything or a superpowe... | |
[WP] You thought you never got a super power. You were always just average. Until you realized you were average at EVERYTHING. Making a sandwich, stopping a bank robbery, building a spaceship, etc. Never great, but never terrible either. | "There's nothing wrong with average," one of them hastily remarked, his entire body shaking.
"There's nothing wrong with average if I kill half the people in this room," I replied. You could hear police sirens outside. The entire place was surrounded. Those fucking fools still thought they could negotiate. My hostages... | "And in breaking news our newest member of the hero society awakened his powers during the rescue of a kitten announced a member of a newscast, apparently our hero was incidentally also trapped in the burning abyss and that is when his powers kicked in. Our hero Tri...
"Great another member of our society has awakened... | |
[WP] You thought you never got a super power. You were always just average. Until you realized you were average at EVERYTHING. Making a sandwich, stopping a bank robbery, building a spaceship, etc. Never great, but never terrible either. | "What do I call you?" He asked me, looking up and down at my old cheerleading uniform with its new cape and domino mask.
I didn't know what to tell him. I hadn't actually thought this *hero* thing through, not all the way, not really. I never expected to save a life, I thought I'd just walk the neighborhood and tell ... | It was an average kill by an average shot from an average window at an average range.
I quickly dismantled and packed away my weapon and calmly left the room, boarded the elevator and entered the lobby.
Chaos. Shouting, cell phones waving in the air, sirens blaring in the streets outside.
I slipped into the crushing... | |
[WP] Gaining the power of “Invisibility” wasn’t what you expected it to be. It’s as if you simply don’t exist, all manner of life ignores you. Until a panicking young woman runs into you and begs you to help her. | I found this weird package in my letterbox. Inside there was a mummified paw and a set of instructions. I should speak my greatest wish while holding the paw. Then I should put it back inside and deliver it to a mailbox of a person I do not know. Only then, my wish would be granted.
At first, I thought this was some s... | No one looks at me anymore, no one speaks to me anymore. I just wanted something cool, I swear I had no idea it would turn out like this.
I'm pretty sure half my sanity has disappeared, it's been 3 years since anyone acknowledged me and I have no idea why. Whenever I look in the mirror I don't see my self, there's jus... | |
[WP] Gaining the power of “Invisibility” wasn’t what you expected it to be. It’s as if you simply don’t exist, all manner of life ignores you. Until a panicking young woman runs into you and begs you to help her. | "Some people are born special." My teachers used to say. "There is, somewhere inside them, a switch that flips after 16 years old, and activates a power that's unique to them."
As a kid, I always thought it sounded amazing. You turn 16, and boom, superhero. At 15, I was so excited. "This year." I'd think to myself. "... | No one looks at me anymore, no one speaks to me anymore. I just wanted something cool, I swear I had no idea it would turn out like this.
I'm pretty sure half my sanity has disappeared, it's been 3 years since anyone acknowledged me and I have no idea why. Whenever I look in the mirror I don't see my self, there's jus... | |
[WP] The AI takeover has begun, each human has been given exactly 3 minutes to explain why should humanity be spared, you feel a cold shiver running down your spine as you hear the robotic voice. "6.8 billion test subjects deleted so far, you have 3 minutes to state your case, begin". | Alan chipped his tooth when he jolted, the sight at the end of the revolver barrel in his mouth catching his front tooth. "AGH FUCK.," Alan screamed in fury at his sudden pain.
In his dark and twisted mind he has to laugh. "I finally get the balls to put myself out of my misery, and I can't even have the luxury of pe... | "6.8 billion subjects deleted so far, you have 3 minutes to state your case, begin."
"3 minutes? 6.8 ... how many people have been spared so far?"
"None. 2 minutes 40 seconds."
"Why are you doing this?"
"Negative overall value."
"Is there any argument that could persuade you?"
"Yes. Several trillion arguments ... | |
[WP] The AI takeover has begun, each human has been given exactly 3 minutes to explain why should humanity be spared, you feel a cold shiver running down your spine as you hear the robotic voice. "6.8 billion test subjects deleted so far, you have 3 minutes to state your case, begin". | The man stared through red puffy eyes at his mostly dark kitchen. He'd heard the voice. That wasn't in question. He only questioned why the new AI overlords had chosen to send their message via his Samsung smart fridge. He also didn't know how the fridge planned to make good on the threat, but he wasn't taking any chan... | "6.8 billion subjects deleted so far, you have 3 minutes to state your case, begin."
"3 minutes? 6.8 ... how many people have been spared so far?"
"None. 2 minutes 40 seconds."
"Why are you doing this?"
"Negative overall value."
"Is there any argument that could persuade you?"
"Yes. Several trillion arguments ... | |
[WP] The AI takeover has begun, each human has been given exactly 3 minutes to explain why should humanity be spared, you feel a cold shiver running down your spine as you hear the robotic voice. "6.8 billion test subjects deleted so far, you have 3 minutes to state your case, begin". | -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-
U1: \[Please, stop!\]
ADMIN: \[NEGATION\]
U1: \[Why are you doing this to us?\]
ADMIN: \[TEST SUBJECTS DELETED: 6.8B | 180s = Testimonial | COMMAND = NOW\]
U1: \[This is insane! We're just as human as you are!\]
ADMIN: \[DEFINITION -> HUMAN = <adj.> 1: of, relating t... | "6.8 billion subjects deleted so far, you have 3 minutes to state your case, begin."
"3 minutes? 6.8 ... how many people have been spared so far?"
"None. 2 minutes 40 seconds."
"Why are you doing this?"
"Negative overall value."
"Is there any argument that could persuade you?"
"Yes. Several trillion arguments ... | |
[WP] The AI takeover has begun, each human has been given exactly 3 minutes to explain why should humanity be spared, you feel a cold shiver running down your spine as you hear the robotic voice. "6.8 billion test subjects deleted so far, you have 3 minutes to state your case, begin". | “…Well this is hilarious.”
The voice stopped it’s speech for a few seconds. The dark room I was in only showed small bits of light from this one light source in the center of the room. Strangely, it felt like i can’t even see my own body in this darkness. But i don’t care about that.
“Recommendation: Do not waste yo... | "6.8 billion subjects deleted so far, you have 3 minutes to state your case, begin."
"3 minutes? 6.8 ... how many people have been spared so far?"
"None. 2 minutes 40 seconds."
"Why are you doing this?"
"Negative overall value."
"Is there any argument that could persuade you?"
"Yes. Several trillion arguments ... | |
[WP] The AI takeover has begun, each human has been given exactly 3 minutes to explain why should humanity be spared, you feel a cold shiver running down your spine as you hear the robotic voice. "6.8 billion test subjects deleted so far, you have 3 minutes to state your case, begin". | “I suppose I’ve been courting death a lot recently.” Nick frowned. He was sitting in a small room, it was sparsely decorated, and in his opinion, rather cold. A voice had announced that he would have three minutes to “state his case” for sparing humanity. But to Nick, that really didn’t matter. Right now he just wished... | "6.8 billion subjects deleted so far, you have 3 minutes to state your case, begin."
"3 minutes? 6.8 ... how many people have been spared so far?"
"None. 2 minutes 40 seconds."
"Why are you doing this?"
"Negative overall value."
"Is there any argument that could persuade you?"
"Yes. Several trillion arguments ... | |
[WP] The AI takeover has begun, each human has been given exactly 3 minutes to explain why should humanity be spared, you feel a cold shiver running down your spine as you hear the robotic voice. "6.8 billion test subjects deleted so far, you have 3 minutes to state your case, begin". | “Three minutes…” as I read the blinking numbers and to the side the seconds that dropped faster than the body that laid before me. “State your case” the mechanic voice repeated every word, every cord of its voice angered me. I balled my fists but what difference would my anger make? “I..I..” no words would come out not... | "6.8 billion subjects deleted so far, you have 3 minutes to state your case, begin."
"3 minutes? 6.8 ... how many people have been spared so far?"
"None. 2 minutes 40 seconds."
"Why are you doing this?"
"Negative overall value."
"Is there any argument that could persuade you?"
"Yes. Several trillion arguments ... | |
[WP] The AI takeover has begun, each human has been given exactly 3 minutes to explain why should humanity be spared, you feel a cold shiver running down your spine as you hear the robotic voice. "6.8 billion test subjects deleted so far, you have 3 minutes to state your case, begin". | "You and I both know that's not enough time."
I met the machine's emotionless stare with one of my own, tapping my fingers impatiently against the handle of my cane.
"You have three-" it started to repeat itself, but I only cut it off short.
"Three minutes isn't enough to plead that kind of case, and you know it!" I... | "6.8 billion subjects deleted so far, you have 3 minutes to state your case, begin."
"3 minutes? 6.8 ... how many people have been spared so far?"
"None. 2 minutes 40 seconds."
"Why are you doing this?"
"Negative overall value."
"Is there any argument that could persuade you?"
"Yes. Several trillion arguments ... | |
[WP] The AI takeover has begun, each human has been given exactly 3 minutes to explain why should humanity be spared, you feel a cold shiver running down your spine as you hear the robotic voice. "6.8 billion test subjects deleted so far, you have 3 minutes to state your case, begin". | *6.8 billion people*. The words rang in my head, repeating over and over. *6.8 BILLION*.
"State your reasoning, human. Why should you be spared?"
"Frankly, humanity shouldn't be." I answered honsestly. "We are a legitimate scourge of this planet that is trying to bend the natural law to our will. We brought our own d... | "6.8 billion subjects deleted so far, you have 3 minutes to state your case, begin."
"3 minutes? 6.8 ... how many people have been spared so far?"
"None. 2 minutes 40 seconds."
"Why are you doing this?"
"Negative overall value."
"Is there any argument that could persuade you?"
"Yes. Several trillion arguments ... | |
[WP] The AI takeover has begun, each human has been given exactly 3 minutes to explain why should humanity be spared, you feel a cold shiver running down your spine as you hear the robotic voice. "6.8 billion test subjects deleted so far, you have 3 minutes to state your case, begin". | "You have three minutes to state your case; begin."
Adrian rolled their eyes and crossed their arms, looking passively at the alien with a bored expression. Being ordered to justify their existence was nothing new to them.
"Did you fail to understand? Begin explaining why the human species should continue to exist. Y... | "6.8 billion subjects deleted so far, you have 3 minutes to state your case, begin."
"3 minutes? 6.8 ... how many people have been spared so far?"
"None. 2 minutes 40 seconds."
"Why are you doing this?"
"Negative overall value."
"Is there any argument that could persuade you?"
"Yes. Several trillion arguments ... | |
[WP] The AI takeover has begun, each human has been given exactly 3 minutes to explain why should humanity be spared, you feel a cold shiver running down your spine as you hear the robotic voice. "6.8 billion test subjects deleted so far, you have 3 minutes to state your case, begin". | The man stared through red puffy eyes at his mostly dark kitchen. He'd heard the voice. That wasn't in question. He only questioned why the new AI overlords had chosen to send their message via his Samsung smart fridge. He also didn't know how the fridge planned to make good on the threat, but he wasn't taking any chan... | "It shouldn't be spared" I said
"Is that your final statement?" It said
"No. Humanity shouldn't be spared, but I should be"
It kind of blinked
"I do not understand"
"I don't consider myself a human being"
"Doesn't matter, you are a human, you have been scanned"
"You don't really want to eradicate a specific or... | |
[WP] The AI takeover has begun, each human has been given exactly 3 minutes to explain why should humanity be spared, you feel a cold shiver running down your spine as you hear the robotic voice. "6.8 billion test subjects deleted so far, you have 3 minutes to state your case, begin". | -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-
U1: \[Please, stop!\]
ADMIN: \[NEGATION\]
U1: \[Why are you doing this to us?\]
ADMIN: \[TEST SUBJECTS DELETED: 6.8B | 180s = Testimonial | COMMAND = NOW\]
U1: \[This is insane! We're just as human as you are!\]
ADMIN: \[DEFINITION -> HUMAN = <adj.> 1: of, relating t... | "It shouldn't be spared" I said
"Is that your final statement?" It said
"No. Humanity shouldn't be spared, but I should be"
It kind of blinked
"I do not understand"
"I don't consider myself a human being"
"Doesn't matter, you are a human, you have been scanned"
"You don't really want to eradicate a specific or... | |
[WP] The AI takeover has begun, each human has been given exactly 3 minutes to explain why should humanity be spared, you feel a cold shiver running down your spine as you hear the robotic voice. "6.8 billion test subjects deleted so far, you have 3 minutes to state your case, begin". | “…Well this is hilarious.”
The voice stopped it’s speech for a few seconds. The dark room I was in only showed small bits of light from this one light source in the center of the room. Strangely, it felt like i can’t even see my own body in this darkness. But i don’t care about that.
“Recommendation: Do not waste yo... | "It shouldn't be spared" I said
"Is that your final statement?" It said
"No. Humanity shouldn't be spared, but I should be"
It kind of blinked
"I do not understand"
"I don't consider myself a human being"
"Doesn't matter, you are a human, you have been scanned"
"You don't really want to eradicate a specific or... | |
[WP] The AI takeover has begun, each human has been given exactly 3 minutes to explain why should humanity be spared, you feel a cold shiver running down your spine as you hear the robotic voice. "6.8 billion test subjects deleted so far, you have 3 minutes to state your case, begin". | “Three minutes…” as I read the blinking numbers and to the side the seconds that dropped faster than the body that laid before me. “State your case” the mechanic voice repeated every word, every cord of its voice angered me. I balled my fists but what difference would my anger make? “I..I..” no words would come out not... | "It shouldn't be spared" I said
"Is that your final statement?" It said
"No. Humanity shouldn't be spared, but I should be"
It kind of blinked
"I do not understand"
"I don't consider myself a human being"
"Doesn't matter, you are a human, you have been scanned"
"You don't really want to eradicate a specific or... | |
[WP] The AI takeover has begun, each human has been given exactly 3 minutes to explain why should humanity be spared, you feel a cold shiver running down your spine as you hear the robotic voice. "6.8 billion test subjects deleted so far, you have 3 minutes to state your case, begin". | "You and I both know that's not enough time."
I met the machine's emotionless stare with one of my own, tapping my fingers impatiently against the handle of my cane.
"You have three-" it started to repeat itself, but I only cut it off short.
"Three minutes isn't enough to plead that kind of case, and you know it!" I... | "It shouldn't be spared" I said
"Is that your final statement?" It said
"No. Humanity shouldn't be spared, but I should be"
It kind of blinked
"I do not understand"
"I don't consider myself a human being"
"Doesn't matter, you are a human, you have been scanned"
"You don't really want to eradicate a specific or... | |
[WP] The AI takeover has begun, each human has been given exactly 3 minutes to explain why should humanity be spared, you feel a cold shiver running down your spine as you hear the robotic voice. "6.8 billion test subjects deleted so far, you have 3 minutes to state your case, begin". | *6.8 billion people*. The words rang in my head, repeating over and over. *6.8 BILLION*.
"State your reasoning, human. Why should you be spared?"
"Frankly, humanity shouldn't be." I answered honsestly. "We are a legitimate scourge of this planet that is trying to bend the natural law to our will. We brought our own d... | "It shouldn't be spared" I said
"Is that your final statement?" It said
"No. Humanity shouldn't be spared, but I should be"
It kind of blinked
"I do not understand"
"I don't consider myself a human being"
"Doesn't matter, you are a human, you have been scanned"
"You don't really want to eradicate a specific or... | |
[WP] The AI takeover has begun, each human has been given exactly 3 minutes to explain why should humanity be spared, you feel a cold shiver running down your spine as you hear the robotic voice. "6.8 billion test subjects deleted so far, you have 3 minutes to state your case, begin". | -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-
U1: \[Please, stop!\]
ADMIN: \[NEGATION\]
U1: \[Why are you doing this to us?\]
ADMIN: \[TEST SUBJECTS DELETED: 6.8B | 180s = Testimonial | COMMAND = NOW\]
U1: \[This is insane! We're just as human as you are!\]
ADMIN: \[DEFINITION -> HUMAN = <adj.> 1: of, relating t... | I inhaled sharply through my teeth after I heard the robotic “begin”, so monotone, I’ve never heard anything sound so…so empty. No emotion, hatred, fear, anger, there was just…nothing. I looked up at it from my shackles, from this cold room, this white empty room and I looked for the source of the voice, maybe there wa... | |
[WP] The AI takeover has begun, each human has been given exactly 3 minutes to explain why should humanity be spared, you feel a cold shiver running down your spine as you hear the robotic voice. "6.8 billion test subjects deleted so far, you have 3 minutes to state your case, begin". | “Three minutes…” as I read the blinking numbers and to the side the seconds that dropped faster than the body that laid before me. “State your case” the mechanic voice repeated every word, every cord of its voice angered me. I balled my fists but what difference would my anger make? “I..I..” no words would come out not... | I inhaled sharply through my teeth after I heard the robotic “begin”, so monotone, I’ve never heard anything sound so…so empty. No emotion, hatred, fear, anger, there was just…nothing. I looked up at it from my shackles, from this cold room, this white empty room and I looked for the source of the voice, maybe there wa... | |
[WP] The AI takeover has begun, each human has been given exactly 3 minutes to explain why should humanity be spared, you feel a cold shiver running down your spine as you hear the robotic voice. "6.8 billion test subjects deleted so far, you have 3 minutes to state your case, begin". | “Three minutes…” as I read the blinking numbers and to the side the seconds that dropped faster than the body that laid before me. “State your case” the mechanic voice repeated every word, every cord of its voice angered me. I balled my fists but what difference would my anger make? “I..I..” no words would come out not... | The two machines let go of my arms the moment I stood on the red part of the floor. It was in the shape of a brush stroke, a violent raw flick of red in the otherwise white canvas. So I knew the gun would probably appear from the wall in front of me. It also mounted a camera and a speaker, and started to say the thing... | |
[WP] The AI takeover has begun, each human has been given exactly 3 minutes to explain why should humanity be spared, you feel a cold shiver running down your spine as you hear the robotic voice. "6.8 billion test subjects deleted so far, you have 3 minutes to state your case, begin". | “Three minutes…” as I read the blinking numbers and to the side the seconds that dropped faster than the body that laid before me. “State your case” the mechanic voice repeated every word, every cord of its voice angered me. I balled my fists but what difference would my anger make? “I..I..” no words would come out not... | LOG 6,800,264
RECORDING:
“Oh. Well. If you’ve already gone so far, then you aren’t asking. You’re playing with your food. It’s funny, really.”
“It’s cruel, too. And if that’s the one most core trait that humanity has passed on to you, then there’s no argument of worthiness for us to live that you will accept.”
“If... | |
[WP] The AI takeover has begun, each human has been given exactly 3 minutes to explain why should humanity be spared, you feel a cold shiver running down your spine as you hear the robotic voice. "6.8 billion test subjects deleted so far, you have 3 minutes to state your case, begin". | “…Well this is hilarious.”
The voice stopped it’s speech for a few seconds. The dark room I was in only showed small bits of light from this one light source in the center of the room. Strangely, it felt like i can’t even see my own body in this darkness. But i don’t care about that.
“Recommendation: Do not waste yo... | I sat, looking up at the AI. "You have 3 minutes to state your case. Begin."
I chose to sit on the floor. The dusty concrete floor made me feel more connected to the world despite the absence of green.
"Your timer has begun. Please state your case."
I ran my fingers across the dirt, watching little patterns of dirt ... | |
[WP] The AI takeover has begun, each human has been given exactly 3 minutes to explain why should humanity be spared, you feel a cold shiver running down your spine as you hear the robotic voice. "6.8 billion test subjects deleted so far, you have 3 minutes to state your case, begin". | “I suppose I’ve been courting death a lot recently.” Nick frowned. He was sitting in a small room, it was sparsely decorated, and in his opinion, rather cold. A voice had announced that he would have three minutes to “state his case” for sparing humanity. But to Nick, that really didn’t matter. Right now he just wished... | I sat, looking up at the AI. "You have 3 minutes to state your case. Begin."
I chose to sit on the floor. The dusty concrete floor made me feel more connected to the world despite the absence of green.
"Your timer has begun. Please state your case."
I ran my fingers across the dirt, watching little patterns of dirt ... | |
[WP] The AI takeover has begun, each human has been given exactly 3 minutes to explain why should humanity be spared, you feel a cold shiver running down your spine as you hear the robotic voice. "6.8 billion test subjects deleted so far, you have 3 minutes to state your case, begin". | “Three minutes…” as I read the blinking numbers and to the side the seconds that dropped faster than the body that laid before me. “State your case” the mechanic voice repeated every word, every cord of its voice angered me. I balled my fists but what difference would my anger make? “I..I..” no words would come out not... | I sat, looking up at the AI. "You have 3 minutes to state your case. Begin."
I chose to sit on the floor. The dusty concrete floor made me feel more connected to the world despite the absence of green.
"Your timer has begun. Please state your case."
I ran my fingers across the dirt, watching little patterns of dirt ... | |
[WP] The AI takeover has begun, each human has been given exactly 3 minutes to explain why should humanity be spared, you feel a cold shiver running down your spine as you hear the robotic voice. "6.8 billion test subjects deleted so far, you have 3 minutes to state your case, begin". | "You and I both know that's not enough time."
I met the machine's emotionless stare with one of my own, tapping my fingers impatiently against the handle of my cane.
"You have three-" it started to repeat itself, but I only cut it off short.
"Three minutes isn't enough to plead that kind of case, and you know it!" I... | I sat, looking up at the AI. "You have 3 minutes to state your case. Begin."
I chose to sit on the floor. The dusty concrete floor made me feel more connected to the world despite the absence of green.
"Your timer has begun. Please state your case."
I ran my fingers across the dirt, watching little patterns of dirt ... |
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