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[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | George Brownlee was a spectacularly unlucky man. Or rather, just a particularly morose one--prone to bouts of depression and fits of suicide. All told, he had probably died hundreds of times in as many worlds. And it seems his many manifestations mostly all had a penchant for killing themselves.
*This* George Brownlee... | Rick: "Do you want me to explain the math Morty?! Do you?! Put some damn clothes on, otherwise the council of Rick will come after me again!" | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | I'm new on reddit. Sort of. And I know this is late, by nearly a month, but this is the post that got me to finally sign up for reddit and well this is is my attempt at a writing prompt. Also very first post on reddit.
Ripples
She stood before the still water like a wh... | Rick: "Do you want me to explain the math Morty?! Do you?! Put some damn clothes on, otherwise the council of Rick will come after me again!" | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | I was the first case they encountered. They said it was some sort of "trans-dimensional quantum entanglement". I don't really know or care what the fuck that means. I probably should, it's unwilling incarceration, and ethical horrors I can't even begin to describe.
Dr. Krosky explained it, in the beginning. He sai... | Rick: "Do you want me to explain the math Morty?! Do you?! Put some damn clothes on, otherwise the council of Rick will come after me again!" | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | "Ahhhhhh" I exhaled as I felt the last of my long awaited piss trickle out of me. Just as I started to shake, I felt an all to familiar feeling; a cold chill running up the back of my spine and I knew I had lost more than just my urine. | Wait a minute, you're telling me those motherfuckers have all seen me naked? OK, I'm going outside until the snow don't feel cold no more. | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | George Brownlee was a spectacularly unlucky man. Or rather, just a particularly morose one--prone to bouts of depression and fits of suicide. All told, he had probably died hundreds of times in as many worlds. And it seems his many manifestations mostly all had a penchant for killing themselves.
*This* George Brownlee... | Wait a minute, you're telling me those motherfuckers have all seen me naked? OK, I'm going outside until the snow don't feel cold no more. | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | I'm new on reddit. Sort of. And I know this is late, by nearly a month, but this is the post that got me to finally sign up for reddit and well this is is my attempt at a writing prompt. Also very first post on reddit.
Ripples
She stood before the still water like a wh... | Wait a minute, you're telling me those motherfuckers have all seen me naked? OK, I'm going outside until the snow don't feel cold no more. | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | I was the first case they encountered. They said it was some sort of "trans-dimensional quantum entanglement". I don't really know or care what the fuck that means. I probably should, it's unwilling incarceration, and ethical horrors I can't even begin to describe.
Dr. Krosky explained it, in the beginning. He sai... | Wait a minute, you're telling me those motherfuckers have all seen me naked? OK, I'm going outside until the snow don't feel cold no more. | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | George Brownlee was a spectacularly unlucky man. Or rather, just a particularly morose one--prone to bouts of depression and fits of suicide. All told, he had probably died hundreds of times in as many worlds. And it seems his many manifestations mostly all had a penchant for killing themselves.
*This* George Brownlee... | Tuesdays are harder than Mondays. You've already worked a full day and the majority of the work week is still staring you in the face. It's even tougher when your cubicle has a view of the crisp blue morning sky outside. What I wouldn't give for a reason not to be at work...
Sarah looks beautiful today. I mean, she lo... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | I'm new on reddit. Sort of. And I know this is late, by nearly a month, but this is the post that got me to finally sign up for reddit and well this is is my attempt at a writing prompt. Also very first post on reddit.
Ripples
She stood before the still water like a wh... | Tuesdays are harder than Mondays. You've already worked a full day and the majority of the work week is still staring you in the face. It's even tougher when your cubicle has a view of the crisp blue morning sky outside. What I wouldn't give for a reason not to be at work...
Sarah looks beautiful today. I mean, she lo... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | George Brownlee was a spectacularly unlucky man. Or rather, just a particularly morose one--prone to bouts of depression and fits of suicide. All told, he had probably died hundreds of times in as many worlds. And it seems his many manifestations mostly all had a penchant for killing themselves.
*This* George Brownlee... | Hi. My name is Indigo. Yes, like the color, shut up. I’m just your average twenty-five year old male living his life in California. My life is all about work. Work work work work work work work. Wake up early to go to work. Deal with problems at work. Come home exhausted from work. Get emails about work while at home. ... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | I'm new on reddit. Sort of. And I know this is late, by nearly a month, but this is the post that got me to finally sign up for reddit and well this is is my attempt at a writing prompt. Also very first post on reddit.
Ripples
She stood before the still water like a wh... | Hi. My name is Indigo. Yes, like the color, shut up. I’m just your average twenty-five year old male living his life in California. My life is all about work. Work work work work work work work. Wake up early to go to work. Deal with problems at work. Come home exhausted from work. Get emails about work while at home. ... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | George Brownlee was a spectacularly unlucky man. Or rather, just a particularly morose one--prone to bouts of depression and fits of suicide. All told, he had probably died hundreds of times in as many worlds. And it seems his many manifestations mostly all had a penchant for killing themselves.
*This* George Brownlee... | What if, whenever I got chills, an alternate universe version of me had died?
I get chills whenever I listen to my favorite song.
Does it matter?
Are they even real?
I've never met them.
But I do have a deep connection to the song.
Can I ever listen to it again?
What would that mean?
Would it be my fault?
Is i... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | I'm new on reddit. Sort of. And I know this is late, by nearly a month, but this is the post that got me to finally sign up for reddit and well this is is my attempt at a writing prompt. Also very first post on reddit.
Ripples
She stood before the still water like a wh... | What if, whenever I got chills, an alternate universe version of me had died?
I get chills whenever I listen to my favorite song.
Does it matter?
Are they even real?
I've never met them.
But I do have a deep connection to the song.
Can I ever listen to it again?
What would that mean?
Would it be my fault?
Is i... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | George Brownlee was a spectacularly unlucky man. Or rather, just a particularly morose one--prone to bouts of depression and fits of suicide. All told, he had probably died hundreds of times in as many worlds. And it seems his many manifestations mostly all had a penchant for killing themselves.
*This* George Brownlee... | Way back when there was a superstition that it was triggered by someone walking over your grave. Wherever that came from, someone either had a vague idea what was actually happening, or got lucky. I don’t know too much about it, but the reality was stumbled on shortly after the other dimensions were discovered. We don’... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | I'm new on reddit. Sort of. And I know this is late, by nearly a month, but this is the post that got me to finally sign up for reddit and well this is is my attempt at a writing prompt. Also very first post on reddit.
Ripples
She stood before the still water like a wh... | Way back when there was a superstition that it was triggered by someone walking over your grave. Wherever that came from, someone either had a vague idea what was actually happening, or got lucky. I don’t know too much about it, but the reality was stumbled on shortly after the other dimensions were discovered. We don’... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | George Brownlee was a spectacularly unlucky man. Or rather, just a particularly morose one--prone to bouts of depression and fits of suicide. All told, he had probably died hundreds of times in as many worlds. And it seems his many manifestations mostly all had a penchant for killing themselves.
*This* George Brownlee... | A crash, a scream. Chills ran up my back. The psychitrist looked at me funny. "Mr Jones, are you quite alright?" he asked, tilting his head slightly as he examined me.
I had told them time and time again, it wasn't schitzophrenia, it was real! But they never believed me. I took a deep breath and shook off the forbodin... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | I'm new on reddit. Sort of. And I know this is late, by nearly a month, but this is the post that got me to finally sign up for reddit and well this is is my attempt at a writing prompt. Also very first post on reddit.
Ripples
She stood before the still water like a wh... | A crash, a scream. Chills ran up my back. The psychitrist looked at me funny. "Mr Jones, are you quite alright?" he asked, tilting his head slightly as he examined me.
I had told them time and time again, it wasn't schitzophrenia, it was real! But they never believed me. I took a deep breath and shook off the forbodin... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | There it is again.
I shivered. It was the fifth time I had done so that day, which was strange, given that it had been a minimum of 70 degrees for the whole day. I shrugged it off and returned to my book.
~~~~~
Marvin sat in a chair on his back porch, reading a newspaper. He was an unremarkable man, with short brow... | "Two-fifty"
The cash register chimes merrily. My hand brushes hers as I hand over the money. My chest two-steps to the left when her hazels meet my deep browns. If only fairy tales came true.
Warm sunlight fills the shop. Gems and rainbows lance the windows. Cast from an armada of puddles on the asphalt. Thunderh... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | I was the first case they encountered. They said it was some sort of "trans-dimensional quantum entanglement". I don't really know or care what the fuck that means. I probably should, it's unwilling incarceration, and ethical horrors I can't even begin to describe.
Dr. Krosky explained it, in the beginning. He sai... | "Two-fifty"
The cash register chimes merrily. My hand brushes hers as I hand over the money. My chest two-steps to the left when her hazels meet my deep browns. If only fairy tales came true.
Warm sunlight fills the shop. Gems and rainbows lance the windows. Cast from an armada of puddles on the asphalt. Thunderh... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | I'm climbing Mt. Everest.
At the same time I'm ruining millions of other alternate universes.
I feel like crap. | "Two-fifty"
The cash register chimes merrily. My hand brushes hers as I hand over the money. My chest two-steps to the left when her hazels meet my deep browns. If only fairy tales came true.
Warm sunlight fills the shop. Gems and rainbows lance the windows. Cast from an armada of puddles on the asphalt. Thunderh... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | Funny how killing yourself gives you the chills.
I thought it was just cause I wasn't used to it yet. Killing yourself is very different from demapping some dude off the street or finishing a square fight, but even it becomes a chore once you've done it once, twice, I can't count anymore times.
But no. Every time. I'... | "Two-fifty"
The cash register chimes merrily. My hand brushes hers as I hand over the money. My chest two-steps to the left when her hazels meet my deep browns. If only fairy tales came true.
Warm sunlight fills the shop. Gems and rainbows lance the windows. Cast from an armada of puddles on the asphalt. Thunderh... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | *Nuclear bombs are very bright.*
This simple fact was burned into everyone's mind as the bombs fell, much like the mushroom cloud was burned into their retinas for one brief moment before a near-instantaneous obliteration.
The emergency broadcast an hour ago had given people a chance to try and come to terms with the... | "Two-fifty"
The cash register chimes merrily. My hand brushes hers as I hand over the money. My chest two-steps to the left when her hazels meet my deep browns. If only fairy tales came true.
Warm sunlight fills the shop. Gems and rainbows lance the windows. Cast from an armada of puddles on the asphalt. Thunderh... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | Henry Kissinger once said that power was the ultimate aphrodisiac. It doesn't get me *that* excited, but then again, I *did* run for the House, and the night I was elected was probably the most passionate night of my marriage(and, of course, of my secretary's employment).
I long for that pleasure now, of being *chosen... | "Two-fifty"
The cash register chimes merrily. My hand brushes hers as I hand over the money. My chest two-steps to the left when her hazels meet my deep browns. If only fairy tales came true.
Warm sunlight fills the shop. Gems and rainbows lance the windows. Cast from an armada of puddles on the asphalt. Thunderh... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | "Dude, I just got the shivers." I said to Kyle.
"What if it's because you died in a parallel universe?" He replied.
"Shut the fuck up Kyle, that's stupid." I whipped back.
"Whatever." He muttered.
| "Two-fifty"
The cash register chimes merrily. My hand brushes hers as I hand over the money. My chest two-steps to the left when her hazels meet my deep browns. If only fairy tales came true.
Warm sunlight fills the shop. Gems and rainbows lance the windows. Cast from an armada of puddles on the asphalt. Thunderh... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | At first it just seemed like I was crazy, like my memory just didn't work right. Being a kid, I'd talk about how my friend John walked down to the duck pond and got kicked by a mule, and my friend Amy would say, "no, no, John went to the fair and got kicked by a mule." I'd know what I was saying was right, because I wa... | "Two-fifty"
The cash register chimes merrily. My hand brushes hers as I hand over the money. My chest two-steps to the left when her hazels meet my deep browns. If only fairy tales came true.
Warm sunlight fills the shop. Gems and rainbows lance the windows. Cast from an armada of puddles on the asphalt. Thunderh... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | 20 doctors. 15 specialists. Several religious interventions and witch doctors, in Brazil, Peru and Zimbabwe. I've started to lose track of it all.
Nobody can tell my why I won't stop shivering, all throughout the day. There's no pattern- I've counted every day and tried to track one. There's no specific time, and it's... | "Two-fifty"
The cash register chimes merrily. My hand brushes hers as I hand over the money. My chest two-steps to the left when her hazels meet my deep browns. If only fairy tales came true.
Warm sunlight fills the shop. Gems and rainbows lance the windows. Cast from an armada of puddles on the asphalt. Thunderh... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | There it is again.
I shivered. It was the fifth time I had done so that day, which was strange, given that it had been a minimum of 70 degrees for the whole day. I shrugged it off and returned to my book.
~~~~~
Marvin sat in a chair on his back porch, reading a newspaper. He was an unremarkable man, with short brow... | Nine thousand six hundred and forty-two. That is the number of times I have died. Oh, not here in my universe of course. It's other Arnolds that have died. My name is Arnold by the way. It's crazy to think of how many parallel universes there are and how many times "I" have died, but it all makes sense if you really th... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | I was the first case they encountered. They said it was some sort of "trans-dimensional quantum entanglement". I don't really know or care what the fuck that means. I probably should, it's unwilling incarceration, and ethical horrors I can't even begin to describe.
Dr. Krosky explained it, in the beginning. He sai... | Nine thousand six hundred and forty-two. That is the number of times I have died. Oh, not here in my universe of course. It's other Arnolds that have died. My name is Arnold by the way. It's crazy to think of how many parallel universes there are and how many times "I" have died, but it all makes sense if you really th... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | I'm climbing Mt. Everest.
At the same time I'm ruining millions of other alternate universes.
I feel like crap. | Nine thousand six hundred and forty-two. That is the number of times I have died. Oh, not here in my universe of course. It's other Arnolds that have died. My name is Arnold by the way. It's crazy to think of how many parallel universes there are and how many times "I" have died, but it all makes sense if you really th... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | Funny how killing yourself gives you the chills.
I thought it was just cause I wasn't used to it yet. Killing yourself is very different from demapping some dude off the street or finishing a square fight, but even it becomes a chore once you've done it once, twice, I can't count anymore times.
But no. Every time. I'... | Nine thousand six hundred and forty-two. That is the number of times I have died. Oh, not here in my universe of course. It's other Arnolds that have died. My name is Arnold by the way. It's crazy to think of how many parallel universes there are and how many times "I" have died, but it all makes sense if you really th... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | *Nuclear bombs are very bright.*
This simple fact was burned into everyone's mind as the bombs fell, much like the mushroom cloud was burned into their retinas for one brief moment before a near-instantaneous obliteration.
The emergency broadcast an hour ago had given people a chance to try and come to terms with the... | Nine thousand six hundred and forty-two. That is the number of times I have died. Oh, not here in my universe of course. It's other Arnolds that have died. My name is Arnold by the way. It's crazy to think of how many parallel universes there are and how many times "I" have died, but it all makes sense if you really th... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | Henry Kissinger once said that power was the ultimate aphrodisiac. It doesn't get me *that* excited, but then again, I *did* run for the House, and the night I was elected was probably the most passionate night of my marriage(and, of course, of my secretary's employment).
I long for that pleasure now, of being *chosen... | Nine thousand six hundred and forty-two. That is the number of times I have died. Oh, not here in my universe of course. It's other Arnolds that have died. My name is Arnold by the way. It's crazy to think of how many parallel universes there are and how many times "I" have died, but it all makes sense if you really th... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | "Dude, I just got the shivers." I said to Kyle.
"What if it's because you died in a parallel universe?" He replied.
"Shut the fuck up Kyle, that's stupid." I whipped back.
"Whatever." He muttered.
| Nine thousand six hundred and forty-two. That is the number of times I have died. Oh, not here in my universe of course. It's other Arnolds that have died. My name is Arnold by the way. It's crazy to think of how many parallel universes there are and how many times "I" have died, but it all makes sense if you really th... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | At first it just seemed like I was crazy, like my memory just didn't work right. Being a kid, I'd talk about how my friend John walked down to the duck pond and got kicked by a mule, and my friend Amy would say, "no, no, John went to the fair and got kicked by a mule." I'd know what I was saying was right, because I wa... | Nine thousand six hundred and forty-two. That is the number of times I have died. Oh, not here in my universe of course. It's other Arnolds that have died. My name is Arnold by the way. It's crazy to think of how many parallel universes there are and how many times "I" have died, but it all makes sense if you really th... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | 20 doctors. 15 specialists. Several religious interventions and witch doctors, in Brazil, Peru and Zimbabwe. I've started to lose track of it all.
Nobody can tell my why I won't stop shivering, all throughout the day. There's no pattern- I've counted every day and tried to track one. There's no specific time, and it's... | Nine thousand six hundred and forty-two. That is the number of times I have died. Oh, not here in my universe of course. It's other Arnolds that have died. My name is Arnold by the way. It's crazy to think of how many parallel universes there are and how many times "I" have died, but it all makes sense if you really th... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | I was the first case they encountered. They said it was some sort of "trans-dimensional quantum entanglement". I don't really know or care what the fuck that means. I probably should, it's unwilling incarceration, and ethical horrors I can't even begin to describe.
Dr. Krosky explained it, in the beginning. He sai... | *132:06:39:42*
It was the time of the Great Countdown. As I walk down the streets I could see the universal projection in the sky, the numbers getting smaller and smaller, from the remaining days down to the last second. The digits seizes me in a crushing hold and instantly, my steps become fueled with panic. I recite ... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | I'm climbing Mt. Everest.
At the same time I'm ruining millions of other alternate universes.
I feel like crap. | *132:06:39:42*
It was the time of the Great Countdown. As I walk down the streets I could see the universal projection in the sky, the numbers getting smaller and smaller, from the remaining days down to the last second. The digits seizes me in a crushing hold and instantly, my steps become fueled with panic. I recite ... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | Funny how killing yourself gives you the chills.
I thought it was just cause I wasn't used to it yet. Killing yourself is very different from demapping some dude off the street or finishing a square fight, but even it becomes a chore once you've done it once, twice, I can't count anymore times.
But no. Every time. I'... | *132:06:39:42*
It was the time of the Great Countdown. As I walk down the streets I could see the universal projection in the sky, the numbers getting smaller and smaller, from the remaining days down to the last second. The digits seizes me in a crushing hold and instantly, my steps become fueled with panic. I recite ... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | *Nuclear bombs are very bright.*
This simple fact was burned into everyone's mind as the bombs fell, much like the mushroom cloud was burned into their retinas for one brief moment before a near-instantaneous obliteration.
The emergency broadcast an hour ago had given people a chance to try and come to terms with the... | *132:06:39:42*
It was the time of the Great Countdown. As I walk down the streets I could see the universal projection in the sky, the numbers getting smaller and smaller, from the remaining days down to the last second. The digits seizes me in a crushing hold and instantly, my steps become fueled with panic. I recite ... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | I was the first case they encountered. They said it was some sort of "trans-dimensional quantum entanglement". I don't really know or care what the fuck that means. I probably should, it's unwilling incarceration, and ethical horrors I can't even begin to describe.
Dr. Krosky explained it, in the beginning. He sai... | "I should probably stop going outside until winter is over," I thought to myself.
But that's when it struck me. If I get the chills and an alternate universe-me dies, that probably means that one of the alternate universe-me's will get the chills whenever I die. In order to stay alive, I must get the chills as often ... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | Funny how killing yourself gives you the chills.
I thought it was just cause I wasn't used to it yet. Killing yourself is very different from demapping some dude off the street or finishing a square fight, but even it becomes a chore once you've done it once, twice, I can't count anymore times.
But no. Every time. I'... | "I should probably stop going outside until winter is over," I thought to myself.
But that's when it struck me. If I get the chills and an alternate universe-me dies, that probably means that one of the alternate universe-me's will get the chills whenever I die. In order to stay alive, I must get the chills as often ... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | *Nuclear bombs are very bright.*
This simple fact was burned into everyone's mind as the bombs fell, much like the mushroom cloud was burned into their retinas for one brief moment before a near-instantaneous obliteration.
The emergency broadcast an hour ago had given people a chance to try and come to terms with the... | "I should probably stop going outside until winter is over," I thought to myself.
But that's when it struck me. If I get the chills and an alternate universe-me dies, that probably means that one of the alternate universe-me's will get the chills whenever I die. In order to stay alive, I must get the chills as often ... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | I was the first case they encountered. They said it was some sort of "trans-dimensional quantum entanglement". I don't really know or care what the fuck that means. I probably should, it's unwilling incarceration, and ethical horrors I can't even begin to describe.
Dr. Krosky explained it, in the beginning. He sai... | I always felt that choking to death on your dinner would be the most pathetic way to go.
I never thought it would be me. | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | Funny how killing yourself gives you the chills.
I thought it was just cause I wasn't used to it yet. Killing yourself is very different from demapping some dude off the street or finishing a square fight, but even it becomes a chore once you've done it once, twice, I can't count anymore times.
But no. Every time. I'... | I always felt that choking to death on your dinner would be the most pathetic way to go.
I never thought it would be me. | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | *Nuclear bombs are very bright.*
This simple fact was burned into everyone's mind as the bombs fell, much like the mushroom cloud was burned into their retinas for one brief moment before a near-instantaneous obliteration.
The emergency broadcast an hour ago had given people a chance to try and come to terms with the... | I always felt that choking to death on your dinner would be the most pathetic way to go.
I never thought it would be me. | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | I was the first case they encountered. They said it was some sort of "trans-dimensional quantum entanglement". I don't really know or care what the fuck that means. I probably should, it's unwilling incarceration, and ethical horrors I can't even begin to describe.
Dr. Krosky explained it, in the beginning. He sai... | Embrace the soil to flake away in the billowing air;
flakes tickle against this reddened skin.
Countless hills with a stalk on each spread out among this flesh.
Now to become upper from gruesome sight.
A swing halted, such strength to bring dazzling sparks spitting about.
Swing of one's own, driven deep to bring t... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | I was the first case they encountered. They said it was some sort of "trans-dimensional quantum entanglement". I don't really know or care what the fuck that means. I probably should, it's unwilling incarceration, and ethical horrors I can't even begin to describe.
Dr. Krosky explained it, in the beginning. He sai... | It's tough work, being a Death Corrections Officer. You see some really messed up shit down there, but the worst thing is, there's not a single person in the DCO who will give you an ounce of sympathy. They've all seen things just as bad as you have, and they're struggling through just fine, so why should you need any ... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | I was the first case they encountered. They said it was some sort of "trans-dimensional quantum entanglement". I don't really know or care what the fuck that means. I probably should, it's unwilling incarceration, and ethical horrors I can't even begin to describe.
Dr. Krosky explained it, in the beginning. He sai... | I was tapping away, excited. *Finally* I'd cracked this algorithm, and now my code was flowing freely from my fingers into the editor. The moments of breakthrough really made being a programmer a joy.
*Save. Commit.* Now I just wait for the compiler, and...
That's when it happened. A shudder ran through my body,... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | I was the first case they encountered. They said it was some sort of "trans-dimensional quantum entanglement". I don't really know or care what the fuck that means. I probably should, it's unwilling incarceration, and ethical horrors I can't even begin to describe.
Dr. Krosky explained it, in the beginning. He sai... | "Ahhhhhh" I exhaled as I felt the last of my long awaited piss trickle out of me. Just as I started to shake, I felt an all to familiar feeling; a cold chill running up the back of my spine and I knew I had lost more than just my urine. | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | I'm climbing Mt. Everest.
At the same time I'm ruining millions of other alternate universes.
I feel like crap. | There it is again.
I shivered. It was the fifth time I had done so that day, which was strange, given that it had been a minimum of 70 degrees for the whole day. I shrugged it off and returned to my book.
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Marvin sat in a chair on his back porch, reading a newspaper. He was an unremarkable man, with short brow... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | Funny how killing yourself gives you the chills.
I thought it was just cause I wasn't used to it yet. Killing yourself is very different from demapping some dude off the street or finishing a square fight, but even it becomes a chore once you've done it once, twice, I can't count anymore times.
But no. Every time. I'... | There it is again.
I shivered. It was the fifth time I had done so that day, which was strange, given that it had been a minimum of 70 degrees for the whole day. I shrugged it off and returned to my book.
~~~~~
Marvin sat in a chair on his back porch, reading a newspaper. He was an unremarkable man, with short brow... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | *Nuclear bombs are very bright.*
This simple fact was burned into everyone's mind as the bombs fell, much like the mushroom cloud was burned into their retinas for one brief moment before a near-instantaneous obliteration.
The emergency broadcast an hour ago had given people a chance to try and come to terms with the... | There it is again.
I shivered. It was the fifth time I had done so that day, which was strange, given that it had been a minimum of 70 degrees for the whole day. I shrugged it off and returned to my book.
~~~~~
Marvin sat in a chair on his back porch, reading a newspaper. He was an unremarkable man, with short brow... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | Henry Kissinger once said that power was the ultimate aphrodisiac. It doesn't get me *that* excited, but then again, I *did* run for the House, and the night I was elected was probably the most passionate night of my marriage(and, of course, of my secretary's employment).
I long for that pleasure now, of being *chosen... | There it is again.
I shivered. It was the fifth time I had done so that day, which was strange, given that it had been a minimum of 70 degrees for the whole day. I shrugged it off and returned to my book.
~~~~~
Marvin sat in a chair on his back porch, reading a newspaper. He was an unremarkable man, with short brow... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | "Dude, I just got the shivers." I said to Kyle.
"What if it's because you died in a parallel universe?" He replied.
"Shut the fuck up Kyle, that's stupid." I whipped back.
"Whatever." He muttered.
| There it is again.
I shivered. It was the fifth time I had done so that day, which was strange, given that it had been a minimum of 70 degrees for the whole day. I shrugged it off and returned to my book.
~~~~~
Marvin sat in a chair on his back porch, reading a newspaper. He was an unremarkable man, with short brow... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | At first it just seemed like I was crazy, like my memory just didn't work right. Being a kid, I'd talk about how my friend John walked down to the duck pond and got kicked by a mule, and my friend Amy would say, "no, no, John went to the fair and got kicked by a mule." I'd know what I was saying was right, because I wa... | There it is again.
I shivered. It was the fifth time I had done so that day, which was strange, given that it had been a minimum of 70 degrees for the whole day. I shrugged it off and returned to my book.
~~~~~
Marvin sat in a chair on his back porch, reading a newspaper. He was an unremarkable man, with short brow... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | 20 doctors. 15 specialists. Several religious interventions and witch doctors, in Brazil, Peru and Zimbabwe. I've started to lose track of it all.
Nobody can tell my why I won't stop shivering, all throughout the day. There's no pattern- I've counted every day and tried to track one. There's no specific time, and it's... | There it is again.
I shivered. It was the fifth time I had done so that day, which was strange, given that it had been a minimum of 70 degrees for the whole day. I shrugged it off and returned to my book.
~~~~~
Marvin sat in a chair on his back porch, reading a newspaper. He was an unremarkable man, with short brow... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | *Nuclear bombs are very bright.*
This simple fact was burned into everyone's mind as the bombs fell, much like the mushroom cloud was burned into their retinas for one brief moment before a near-instantaneous obliteration.
The emergency broadcast an hour ago had given people a chance to try and come to terms with the... | I'm climbing Mt. Everest.
At the same time I'm ruining millions of other alternate universes.
I feel like crap. | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | *Nuclear bombs are very bright.*
This simple fact was burned into everyone's mind as the bombs fell, much like the mushroom cloud was burned into their retinas for one brief moment before a near-instantaneous obliteration.
The emergency broadcast an hour ago had given people a chance to try and come to terms with the... | Funny how killing yourself gives you the chills.
I thought it was just cause I wasn't used to it yet. Killing yourself is very different from demapping some dude off the street or finishing a square fight, but even it becomes a chore once you've done it once, twice, I can't count anymore times.
But no. Every time. I'... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | 20 doctors. 15 specialists. Several religious interventions and witch doctors, in Brazil, Peru and Zimbabwe. I've started to lose track of it all.
Nobody can tell my why I won't stop shivering, all throughout the day. There's no pattern- I've counted every day and tried to track one. There's no specific time, and it's... | "Dude, I just got the shivers." I said to Kyle.
"What if it's because you died in a parallel universe?" He replied.
"Shut the fuck up Kyle, that's stupid." I whipped back.
"Whatever." He muttered.
| |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | At first it just seemed like I was crazy, like my memory just didn't work right. Being a kid, I'd talk about how my friend John walked down to the duck pond and got kicked by a mule, and my friend Amy would say, "no, no, John went to the fair and got kicked by a mule." I'd know what I was saying was right, because I wa... | This is normal. My alarm goes off at 6:30 AM and the last of the alcohol has worn off. Well, not the last. I still have plenty in my system, or what would be plenty for most people. I stagger down to the fridge in my boxers. Tough choice, miller lite or bud lite? Miller lite is the closest choice so I take that. ... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | 20 doctors. 15 specialists. Several religious interventions and witch doctors, in Brazil, Peru and Zimbabwe. I've started to lose track of it all.
Nobody can tell my why I won't stop shivering, all throughout the day. There's no pattern- I've counted every day and tried to track one. There's no specific time, and it's... | This is normal. My alarm goes off at 6:30 AM and the last of the alcohol has worn off. Well, not the last. I still have plenty in my system, or what would be plenty for most people. I stagger down to the fridge in my boxers. Tough choice, miller lite or bud lite? Miller lite is the closest choice so I take that. ... | |
[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | 20 doctors. 15 specialists. Several religious interventions and witch doctors, in Brazil, Peru and Zimbabwe. I've started to lose track of it all.
Nobody can tell my why I won't stop shivering, all throughout the day. There's no pattern- I've counted every day and tried to track one. There's no specific time, and it's... | At first it just seemed like I was crazy, like my memory just didn't work right. Being a kid, I'd talk about how my friend John walked down to the duck pond and got kicked by a mule, and my friend Amy would say, "no, no, John went to the fair and got kicked by a mule." I'd know what I was saying was right, because I wa... | |
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Please subscribe to /r/cmfilms to follow updates and be the first to hear about it when it releases! | [WP] You suddenly find your doors and windows won't open. You log in to Reddit and find the most upvoted thread with over a million comments and just two hours old "Help, my door is stuck, any tips to get it open?" | Day 5: Since I've got nothing else to do at this point I've decided to start a journal to record The Event, as I've come to call it. My residence lies in a corner on the fourth floor of a small apartment building. The doors and windows have all become seemingly impenetrable. Water still works, but power went out this m... | I wake up, it's dark, i look at my clock on my desk, 9:07, it has to be wrong i think to myself being half asleep. I grab my phone next to my bed, squint my eyes and press the button, 9:07. Confused by the lack of daylight i drag myself out of bed to look out the window, is there a storm? Outside it's dark, everything ... |
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Please subscribe to /r/cmfilms to follow updates and be the first to hear about it when it releases! | [WP] You suddenly find your doors and windows won't open. You log in to Reddit and find the most upvoted thread with over a million comments and just two hours old "Help, my door is stuck, any tips to get it open?" | It started with a sudden blast of that introduction to Pink Floyd's 'Money'. I always felt that was the classiest ringtone I could muster but being jolted awake to the sound of cash registers and coins may not necessarily be the most comfortable feeling ever. I groggily brought the phone closer to my face, it's 6:32am,... | I wake up, it's dark, i look at my clock on my desk, 9:07, it has to be wrong i think to myself being half asleep. I grab my phone next to my bed, squint my eyes and press the button, 9:07. Confused by the lack of daylight i drag myself out of bed to look out the window, is there a storm? Outside it's dark, everything ... |
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Please subscribe to /r/cmfilms to follow updates and be the first to hear about it when it releases! | [WP] You suddenly find your doors and windows won't open. You log in to Reddit and find the most upvoted thread with over a million comments and just two hours old "Help, my door is stuck, any tips to get it open?" | Suuuuuuuuuper late to the party, but fuck it. Here it goes.
It started like any other day. I woke up to the annoying sound of my alarm clock blaring. After cracking my eyes open I walked through my open bedroom door and stepped into the kitchen to a fresh pot of coffee waiting for me (those timers are nifty huh?). Af... | I wake up, it's dark, i look at my clock on my desk, 9:07, it has to be wrong i think to myself being half asleep. I grab my phone next to my bed, squint my eyes and press the button, 9:07. Confused by the lack of daylight i drag myself out of bed to look out the window, is there a storm? Outside it's dark, everything ... |
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Please subscribe to /r/cmfilms to follow updates and be the first to hear about it when it releases! | [WP] You suddenly find your doors and windows won't open. You log in to Reddit and find the most upvoted thread with over a million comments and just two hours old "Help, my door is stuck, any tips to get it open?" | It started with a sudden blast of that introduction to Pink Floyd's 'Money'. I always felt that was the classiest ringtone I could muster but being jolted awake to the sound of cash registers and coins may not necessarily be the most comfortable feeling ever. I groggily brought the phone closer to my face, it's 6:32am,... | This is my first prompt... I hope you all enjoy it.
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Brandon rapped his finger on the door, his face still pressed against the wood. “Mom! Please. Come here! The door is stuck!” He listened for the sounds of movement he heard earlier but his ears were only met with silence. His fist hit the door a few swift pou... |
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Please subscribe to /r/cmfilms to follow updates and be the first to hear about it when it releases! | [WP] You suddenly find your doors and windows won't open. You log in to Reddit and find the most upvoted thread with over a million comments and just two hours old "Help, my door is stuck, any tips to get it open?" | It started with a sudden blast of that introduction to Pink Floyd's 'Money'. I always felt that was the classiest ringtone I could muster but being jolted awake to the sound of cash registers and coins may not necessarily be the most comfortable feeling ever. I groggily brought the phone closer to my face, it's 6:32am,... | When I woke up this morning, I was expecting another day of monotony. Another day of going to work, putting on my retail smile, and walking around with the rest of the drones. This was before I learned that today, I wouldn't even be making it past the door.
Ready to head off for work this morning, I tried to open up t... |
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Please subscribe to /r/cmfilms to follow updates and be the first to hear about it when it releases! | [WP] You suddenly find your doors and windows won't open. You log in to Reddit and find the most upvoted thread with over a million comments and just two hours old "Help, my door is stuck, any tips to get it open?" | Suuuuuuuuuper late to the party, but fuck it. Here it goes.
It started like any other day. I woke up to the annoying sound of my alarm clock blaring. After cracking my eyes open I walked through my open bedroom door and stepped into the kitchen to a fresh pot of coffee waiting for me (those timers are nifty huh?). Af... | When I woke up this morning, I was expecting another day of monotony. Another day of going to work, putting on my retail smile, and walking around with the rest of the drones. This was before I learned that today, I wouldn't even be making it past the door.
Ready to head off for work this morning, I tried to open up t... |
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Please subscribe to /r/cmfilms to follow updates and be the first to hear about it when it releases! | [WP] You suddenly find your doors and windows won't open. You log in to Reddit and find the most upvoted thread with over a million comments and just two hours old "Help, my door is stuck, any tips to get it open?" | "Yeah, like it would stop me. PVC panes and styrofoam. But let's not waste the door just yet. I'll call my landlord."
I dial the number. "Yo, Dreamer [we're on nickname basis], could you get a spare key and let me out? Seems the lock is jammed."
"Okay, be right there!"
I sit on my bed. A minute later the phone rings... | When I woke up this morning, I was expecting another day of monotony. Another day of going to work, putting on my retail smile, and walking around with the rest of the drones. This was before I learned that today, I wouldn't even be making it past the door.
Ready to head off for work this morning, I tried to open up t... |
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Please subscribe to /r/cmfilms to follow updates and be the first to hear about it when it releases! | [WP] You suddenly find your doors and windows won't open. You log in to Reddit and find the most upvoted thread with over a million comments and just two hours old "Help, my door is stuck, any tips to get it open?" | "44634 upvotes? What could possibly be this deserving in Askreddit?" The whole scenario took me by surprise and upon opening the thread I was damn certain it was just another legendary Reddit day that would be talked about for a few months. But the comments seemed so.. Genuine.
"Ok, I am really starting to freak out,... | When I woke up this morning, I was expecting another day of monotony. Another day of going to work, putting on my retail smile, and walking around with the rest of the drones. This was before I learned that today, I wouldn't even be making it past the door.
Ready to head off for work this morning, I tried to open up t... |
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Please subscribe to /r/cmfilms to follow updates and be the first to hear about it when it releases! | [WP] You suddenly find your doors and windows won't open. You log in to Reddit and find the most upvoted thread with over a million comments and just two hours old "Help, my door is stuck, any tips to get it open?" | It started with a sudden blast of that introduction to Pink Floyd's 'Money'. I always felt that was the classiest ringtone I could muster but being jolted awake to the sound of cash registers and coins may not necessarily be the most comfortable feeling ever. I groggily brought the phone closer to my face, it's 6:32am,... | Day 5: Since I've got nothing else to do at this point I've decided to start a journal to record The Event, as I've come to call it. My residence lies in a corner on the fourth floor of a small apartment building. The doors and windows have all become seemingly impenetrable. Water still works, but power went out this m... |
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Please subscribe to /r/cmfilms to follow updates and be the first to hear about it when it releases! | [WP] You suddenly find your doors and windows won't open. You log in to Reddit and find the most upvoted thread with over a million comments and just two hours old "Help, my door is stuck, any tips to get it open?" | The doors are stuck. There is no light. Where there where houses before, no there is only mine. I have done everything to get out...but no more. I am alone, and I cannot take it anymore. I lay in the dark, scrolling through Reddit one last time. I want to check and see, maybe someone figured it out. But no. There are n... | "Australian here. My doors won't budge, and none of my windows will close! I can get in and out of my house just fine through the window. My car doors wont open either, but again, through the window, I can enter and it drives fine." |
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Please subscribe to /r/cmfilms to follow updates and be the first to hear about it when it releases! | [WP] You suddenly find your doors and windows won't open. You log in to Reddit and find the most upvoted thread with over a million comments and just two hours old "Help, my door is stuck, any tips to get it open?" | "Yeah, like it would stop me. PVC panes and styrofoam. But let's not waste the door just yet. I'll call my landlord."
I dial the number. "Yo, Dreamer [we're on nickname basis], could you get a spare key and let me out? Seems the lock is jammed."
"Okay, be right there!"
I sit on my bed. A minute later the phone rings... | "Australian here. My doors won't budge, and none of my windows will close! I can get in and out of my house just fine through the window. My car doors wont open either, but again, through the window, I can enter and it drives fine." |
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Please subscribe to /r/cmfilms to follow updates and be the first to hear about it when it releases! | [WP] You suddenly find your doors and windows won't open. You log in to Reddit and find the most upvoted thread with over a million comments and just two hours old "Help, my door is stuck, any tips to get it open?" | I used to like my room. It seemed like a bubble. Whenever there was stress, or worries, or anything else I would simply shut the door and pretend nothing existed outside of these 4 walls.
The first time I noticed something was wrong was when I went to go get my tortoise some lettuce for dinner. My door wouldn't open.... | "Australian here. My doors won't budge, and none of my windows will close! I can get in and out of my house just fine through the window. My car doors wont open either, but again, through the window, I can enter and it drives fine." |
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Please subscribe to /r/cmfilms to follow updates and be the first to hear about it when it releases! | [WP] You suddenly find your doors and windows won't open. You log in to Reddit and find the most upvoted thread with over a million comments and just two hours old "Help, my door is stuck, any tips to get it open?" | "44634 upvotes? What could possibly be this deserving in Askreddit?" The whole scenario took me by surprise and upon opening the thread I was damn certain it was just another legendary Reddit day that would be talked about for a few months. But the comments seemed so.. Genuine.
"Ok, I am really starting to freak out,... | "Australian here. My doors won't budge, and none of my windows will close! I can get in and out of my house just fine through the window. My car doors wont open either, but again, through the window, I can enter and it drives fine." |
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Please subscribe to /r/cmfilms to follow updates and be the first to hear about it when it releases! | [WP] You suddenly find your doors and windows won't open. You log in to Reddit and find the most upvoted thread with over a million comments and just two hours old "Help, my door is stuck, any tips to get it open?" | "Yeah, like it would stop me. PVC panes and styrofoam. But let's not waste the door just yet. I'll call my landlord."
I dial the number. "Yo, Dreamer [we're on nickname basis], could you get a spare key and let me out? Seems the lock is jammed."
"Okay, be right there!"
I sit on my bed. A minute later the phone rings... | Virgil stood panting in the entryway of his home, holding a large ax, staring at his front door now riddled with large gashes. The doorknob laid severed on the ground, and light peaked in through the fogged glass windows of the door.
"You saw what they were saying on the thread, this won't work!" Alyssa screamed at Vi... |
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Please subscribe to /r/cmfilms to follow updates and be the first to hear about it when it releases! | [WP] You suddenly find your doors and windows won't open. You log in to Reddit and find the most upvoted thread with over a million comments and just two hours old "Help, my door is stuck, any tips to get it open?" | "44634 upvotes? What could possibly be this deserving in Askreddit?" The whole scenario took me by surprise and upon opening the thread I was damn certain it was just another legendary Reddit day that would be talked about for a few months. But the comments seemed so.. Genuine.
"Ok, I am really starting to freak out,... | Virgil stood panting in the entryway of his home, holding a large ax, staring at his front door now riddled with large gashes. The doorknob laid severed on the ground, and light peaked in through the fogged glass windows of the door.
"You saw what they were saying on the thread, this won't work!" Alyssa screamed at Vi... |
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Please subscribe to /r/cmfilms to follow updates and be the first to hear about it when it releases! | [WP] You suddenly find your doors and windows won't open. You log in to Reddit and find the most upvoted thread with over a million comments and just two hours old "Help, my door is stuck, any tips to get it open?" | "Yeah, like it would stop me. PVC panes and styrofoam. But let's not waste the door just yet. I'll call my landlord."
I dial the number. "Yo, Dreamer [we're on nickname basis], could you get a spare key and let me out? Seems the lock is jammed."
"Okay, be right there!"
I sit on my bed. A minute later the phone rings... | The top comment is blank. I scroll down, but it only takes about a half-turn of my mousewheel to get to the bottom of the page. Every one of the top 200 comments is a blank post. It's only then I can let myself recognize the fact, that all these posts, have the same four-letter username. Actually, they all have the exa... |
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Please subscribe to /r/cmfilms to follow updates and be the first to hear about it when it releases! | [WP] You suddenly find your doors and windows won't open. You log in to Reddit and find the most upvoted thread with over a million comments and just two hours old "Help, my door is stuck, any tips to get it open?" | The mouse idea didn't work. I knew it was another troll, but I can't just sit here doing nothing, can I... Can I? No, no, I have to keep trying before I run out of air. I mean logically it makes no sense, putting the mouse inside my anus has no possible relation to the phenomena effecting my doors and windows, but *non... | The top comment is blank. I scroll down, but it only takes about a half-turn of my mousewheel to get to the bottom of the page. Every one of the top 200 comments is a blank post. It's only then I can let myself recognize the fact, that all these posts, have the same four-letter username. Actually, they all have the exa... |
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Please subscribe to /r/cmfilms to follow updates and be the first to hear about it when it releases! | [WP] You suddenly find your doors and windows won't open. You log in to Reddit and find the most upvoted thread with over a million comments and just two hours old "Help, my door is stuck, any tips to get it open?" | I used to like my room. It seemed like a bubble. Whenever there was stress, or worries, or anything else I would simply shut the door and pretend nothing existed outside of these 4 walls.
The first time I noticed something was wrong was when I went to go get my tortoise some lettuce for dinner. My door wouldn't open.... | The top comment is blank. I scroll down, but it only takes about a half-turn of my mousewheel to get to the bottom of the page. Every one of the top 200 comments is a blank post. It's only then I can let myself recognize the fact, that all these posts, have the same four-letter username. Actually, they all have the exa... |
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Please subscribe to /r/cmfilms to follow updates and be the first to hear about it when it releases! | [WP] You suddenly find your doors and windows won't open. You log in to Reddit and find the most upvoted thread with over a million comments and just two hours old "Help, my door is stuck, any tips to get it open?" | "44634 upvotes? What could possibly be this deserving in Askreddit?" The whole scenario took me by surprise and upon opening the thread I was damn certain it was just another legendary Reddit day that would be talked about for a few months. But the comments seemed so.. Genuine.
"Ok, I am really starting to freak out,... | The top comment is blank. I scroll down, but it only takes about a half-turn of my mousewheel to get to the bottom of the page. Every one of the top 200 comments is a blank post. It's only then I can let myself recognize the fact, that all these posts, have the same four-letter username. Actually, they all have the exa... |
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Please subscribe to /r/cmfilms to follow updates and be the first to hear about it when it releases! | [WP] You suddenly find your doors and windows won't open. You log in to Reddit and find the most upvoted thread with over a million comments and just two hours old "Help, my door is stuck, any tips to get it open?" | I woke up to start the day like I would any other, but as soon as I twisted the knob to open the door, I was struck with surprise, the knob wouldn't turn. No matter how hard I tried that door was not going to open. I went to my bedroom window and tried to slide that open to see if anyone was trying to prank me, but it ... | The top comment is blank. I scroll down, but it only takes about a half-turn of my mousewheel to get to the bottom of the page. Every one of the top 200 comments is a blank post. It's only then I can let myself recognize the fact, that all these posts, have the same four-letter username. Actually, they all have the exa... |
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Please subscribe to /r/cmfilms to follow updates and be the first to hear about it when it releases! | [WP] You suddenly find your doors and windows won't open. You log in to Reddit and find the most upvoted thread with over a million comments and just two hours old "Help, my door is stuck, any tips to get it open?" | "Yeah, like it would stop me. PVC panes and styrofoam. But let's not waste the door just yet. I'll call my landlord."
I dial the number. "Yo, Dreamer [we're on nickname basis], could you get a spare key and let me out? Seems the lock is jammed."
"Okay, be right there!"
I sit on my bed. A minute later the phone rings... | The doors are stuck. There is no light. Where there where houses before, no there is only mine. I have done everything to get out...but no more. I am alone, and I cannot take it anymore. I lay in the dark, scrolling through Reddit one last time. I want to check and see, maybe someone figured it out. But no. There are n... |
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Please subscribe to /r/cmfilms to follow updates and be the first to hear about it when it releases! | [WP] You suddenly find your doors and windows won't open. You log in to Reddit and find the most upvoted thread with over a million comments and just two hours old "Help, my door is stuck, any tips to get it open?" | I used to like my room. It seemed like a bubble. Whenever there was stress, or worries, or anything else I would simply shut the door and pretend nothing existed outside of these 4 walls.
The first time I noticed something was wrong was when I went to go get my tortoise some lettuce for dinner. My door wouldn't open.... | The doors are stuck. There is no light. Where there where houses before, no there is only mine. I have done everything to get out...but no more. I am alone, and I cannot take it anymore. I lay in the dark, scrolling through Reddit one last time. I want to check and see, maybe someone figured it out. But no. There are n... |
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Please subscribe to /r/cmfilms to follow updates and be the first to hear about it when it releases! | [WP] You suddenly find your doors and windows won't open. You log in to Reddit and find the most upvoted thread with over a million comments and just two hours old "Help, my door is stuck, any tips to get it open?" | "44634 upvotes? What could possibly be this deserving in Askreddit?" The whole scenario took me by surprise and upon opening the thread I was damn certain it was just another legendary Reddit day that would be talked about for a few months. But the comments seemed so.. Genuine.
"Ok, I am really starting to freak out,... | The doors are stuck. There is no light. Where there where houses before, no there is only mine. I have done everything to get out...but no more. I am alone, and I cannot take it anymore. I lay in the dark, scrolling through Reddit one last time. I want to check and see, maybe someone figured it out. But no. There are n... |
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Please subscribe to /r/cmfilms to follow updates and be the first to hear about it when it releases! | [WP] You suddenly find your doors and windows won't open. You log in to Reddit and find the most upvoted thread with over a million comments and just two hours old "Help, my door is stuck, any tips to get it open?" | "44634 upvotes? What could possibly be this deserving in Askreddit?" The whole scenario took me by surprise and upon opening the thread I was damn certain it was just another legendary Reddit day that would be talked about for a few months. But the comments seemed so.. Genuine.
"Ok, I am really starting to freak out,... | "Yeah, like it would stop me. PVC panes and styrofoam. But let's not waste the door just yet. I'll call my landlord."
I dial the number. "Yo, Dreamer [we're on nickname basis], could you get a spare key and let me out? Seems the lock is jammed."
"Okay, be right there!"
I sit on my bed. A minute later the phone rings... |
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Please subscribe to /r/cmfilms to follow updates and be the first to hear about it when it releases! | [WP] You suddenly find your doors and windows won't open. You log in to Reddit and find the most upvoted thread with over a million comments and just two hours old "Help, my door is stuck, any tips to get it open?" | The mouse idea didn't work. I knew it was another troll, but I can't just sit here doing nothing, can I... Can I? No, no, I have to keep trying before I run out of air. I mean logically it makes no sense, putting the mouse inside my anus has no possible relation to the phenomena effecting my doors and windows, but *non... | Woke up to my phones alarm. Time to start the day and like any other day, I had to take a leak. I stretched the sleep out of my bones as I got up from my temperpedic mattress.
I reached for the handle and it wouldn't twist.
"What the hell, Susan?!"
I can't unlock it.
"Honey! This isn't funny! Is this about last ni... |
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**Cawos has kindly offered to turn the top submission into a short film!**
Please subscribe to /r/cmfilms to follow updates and be the first to hear about it when it releases! | [WP] You suddenly find your doors and windows won't open. You log in to Reddit and find the most upvoted thread with over a million comments and just two hours old "Help, my door is stuck, any tips to get it open?" | I tried everything but the doors won't open. The room is dimly lighted. The hazy shine of my laptop's screen provides for more brightness in the room than the bulb itself. I continue reading the comments on this thread. Not a single comment is related to the topic. One of them says ...
'Don't worry, we are there for y... | Woke up to my phones alarm. Time to start the day and like any other day, I had to take a leak. I stretched the sleep out of my bones as I got up from my temperpedic mattress.
I reached for the handle and it wouldn't twist.
"What the hell, Susan?!"
I can't unlock it.
"Honey! This isn't funny! Is this about last ni... |
Update!
**Cawos has kindly offered to turn the top submission into a short film!**
Please subscribe to /r/cmfilms to follow updates and be the first to hear about it when it releases! | [WP] You suddenly find your doors and windows won't open. You log in to Reddit and find the most upvoted thread with over a million comments and just two hours old "Help, my door is stuck, any tips to get it open?" | I used to like my room. It seemed like a bubble. Whenever there was stress, or worries, or anything else I would simply shut the door and pretend nothing existed outside of these 4 walls.
The first time I noticed something was wrong was when I went to go get my tortoise some lettuce for dinner. My door wouldn't open.... | Woke up to my phones alarm. Time to start the day and like any other day, I had to take a leak. I stretched the sleep out of my bones as I got up from my temperpedic mattress.
I reached for the handle and it wouldn't twist.
"What the hell, Susan?!"
I can't unlock it.
"Honey! This isn't funny! Is this about last ni... |
Update!
**Cawos has kindly offered to turn the top submission into a short film!**
Please subscribe to /r/cmfilms to follow updates and be the first to hear about it when it releases! | [WP] You suddenly find your doors and windows won't open. You log in to Reddit and find the most upvoted thread with over a million comments and just two hours old "Help, my door is stuck, any tips to get it open?" | "44634 upvotes? What could possibly be this deserving in Askreddit?" The whole scenario took me by surprise and upon opening the thread I was damn certain it was just another legendary Reddit day that would be talked about for a few months. But the comments seemed so.. Genuine.
"Ok, I am really starting to freak out,... | Woke up to my phones alarm. Time to start the day and like any other day, I had to take a leak. I stretched the sleep out of my bones as I got up from my temperpedic mattress.
I reached for the handle and it wouldn't twist.
"What the hell, Susan?!"
I can't unlock it.
"Honey! This isn't funny! Is this about last ni... |
Update!
**Cawos has kindly offered to turn the top submission into a short film!**
Please subscribe to /r/cmfilms to follow updates and be the first to hear about it when it releases! | [WP] You suddenly find your doors and windows won't open. You log in to Reddit and find the most upvoted thread with over a million comments and just two hours old "Help, my door is stuck, any tips to get it open?" | I woke up to start the day like I would any other, but as soon as I twisted the knob to open the door, I was struck with surprise, the knob wouldn't turn. No matter how hard I tried that door was not going to open. I went to my bedroom window and tried to slide that open to see if anyone was trying to prank me, but it ... | Woke up to my phones alarm. Time to start the day and like any other day, I had to take a leak. I stretched the sleep out of my bones as I got up from my temperpedic mattress.
I reached for the handle and it wouldn't twist.
"What the hell, Susan?!"
I can't unlock it.
"Honey! This isn't funny! Is this about last ni... |
Update!
**Cawos has kindly offered to turn the top submission into a short film!**
Please subscribe to /r/cmfilms to follow updates and be the first to hear about it when it releases! | [WP] You suddenly find your doors and windows won't open. You log in to Reddit and find the most upvoted thread with over a million comments and just two hours old "Help, my door is stuck, any tips to get it open?" | I used to like my room. It seemed like a bubble. Whenever there was stress, or worries, or anything else I would simply shut the door and pretend nothing existed outside of these 4 walls.
The first time I noticed something was wrong was when I went to go get my tortoise some lettuce for dinner. My door wouldn't open.... | The mouse idea didn't work. I knew it was another troll, but I can't just sit here doing nothing, can I... Can I? No, no, I have to keep trying before I run out of air. I mean logically it makes no sense, putting the mouse inside my anus has no possible relation to the phenomena effecting my doors and windows, but *non... |
Update!
**Cawos has kindly offered to turn the top submission into a short film!**
Please subscribe to /r/cmfilms to follow updates and be the first to hear about it when it releases! | [WP] You suddenly find your doors and windows won't open. You log in to Reddit and find the most upvoted thread with over a million comments and just two hours old "Help, my door is stuck, any tips to get it open?" | "44634 upvotes? What could possibly be this deserving in Askreddit?" The whole scenario took me by surprise and upon opening the thread I was damn certain it was just another legendary Reddit day that would be talked about for a few months. But the comments seemed so.. Genuine.
"Ok, I am really starting to freak out,... | The mouse idea didn't work. I knew it was another troll, but I can't just sit here doing nothing, can I... Can I? No, no, I have to keep trying before I run out of air. I mean logically it makes no sense, putting the mouse inside my anus has no possible relation to the phenomena effecting my doors and windows, but *non... |
Update!
**Cawos has kindly offered to turn the top submission into a short film!**
Please subscribe to /r/cmfilms to follow updates and be the first to hear about it when it releases! | [WP] You suddenly find your doors and windows won't open. You log in to Reddit and find the most upvoted thread with over a million comments and just two hours old "Help, my door is stuck, any tips to get it open?" | I woke up to start the day like I would any other, but as soon as I twisted the knob to open the door, I was struck with surprise, the knob wouldn't turn. No matter how hard I tried that door was not going to open. I went to my bedroom window and tried to slide that open to see if anyone was trying to prank me, but it ... | The mouse idea didn't work. I knew it was another troll, but I can't just sit here doing nothing, can I... Can I? No, no, I have to keep trying before I run out of air. I mean logically it makes no sense, putting the mouse inside my anus has no possible relation to the phenomena effecting my doors and windows, but *non... |
Update!
**Cawos has kindly offered to turn the top submission into a short film!**
Please subscribe to /r/cmfilms to follow updates and be the first to hear about it when it releases! | [WP] You suddenly find your doors and windows won't open. You log in to Reddit and find the most upvoted thread with over a million comments and just two hours old "Help, my door is stuck, any tips to get it open?" | I used to like my room. It seemed like a bubble. Whenever there was stress, or worries, or anything else I would simply shut the door and pretend nothing existed outside of these 4 walls.
The first time I noticed something was wrong was when I went to go get my tortoise some lettuce for dinner. My door wouldn't open.... | I tried everything but the doors won't open. The room is dimly lighted. The hazy shine of my laptop's screen provides for more brightness in the room than the bulb itself. I continue reading the comments on this thread. Not a single comment is related to the topic. One of them says ...
'Don't worry, we are there for y... |
Update!
**Cawos has kindly offered to turn the top submission into a short film!**
Please subscribe to /r/cmfilms to follow updates and be the first to hear about it when it releases! | [WP] You suddenly find your doors and windows won't open. You log in to Reddit and find the most upvoted thread with over a million comments and just two hours old "Help, my door is stuck, any tips to get it open?" | "44634 upvotes? What could possibly be this deserving in Askreddit?" The whole scenario took me by surprise and upon opening the thread I was damn certain it was just another legendary Reddit day that would be talked about for a few months. But the comments seemed so.. Genuine.
"Ok, I am really starting to freak out,... | I tried everything but the doors won't open. The room is dimly lighted. The hazy shine of my laptop's screen provides for more brightness in the room than the bulb itself. I continue reading the comments on this thread. Not a single comment is related to the topic. One of them says ...
'Don't worry, we are there for y... |
Update!
**Cawos has kindly offered to turn the top submission into a short film!**
Please subscribe to /r/cmfilms to follow updates and be the first to hear about it when it releases! | [WP] You suddenly find your doors and windows won't open. You log in to Reddit and find the most upvoted thread with over a million comments and just two hours old "Help, my door is stuck, any tips to get it open?" | I woke up to start the day like I would any other, but as soon as I twisted the knob to open the door, I was struck with surprise, the knob wouldn't turn. No matter how hard I tried that door was not going to open. I went to my bedroom window and tried to slide that open to see if anyone was trying to prank me, but it ... | I tried everything but the doors won't open. The room is dimly lighted. The hazy shine of my laptop's screen provides for more brightness in the room than the bulb itself. I continue reading the comments on this thread. Not a single comment is related to the topic. One of them says ...
'Don't worry, we are there for y... |
Update!
**Cawos has kindly offered to turn the top submission into a short film!**
Please subscribe to /r/cmfilms to follow updates and be the first to hear about it when it releases! | [WP] You suddenly find your doors and windows won't open. You log in to Reddit and find the most upvoted thread with over a million comments and just two hours old "Help, my door is stuck, any tips to get it open?" | "44634 upvotes? What could possibly be this deserving in Askreddit?" The whole scenario took me by surprise and upon opening the thread I was damn certain it was just another legendary Reddit day that would be talked about for a few months. But the comments seemed so.. Genuine.
"Ok, I am really starting to freak out,... | I used to like my room. It seemed like a bubble. Whenever there was stress, or worries, or anything else I would simply shut the door and pretend nothing existed outside of these 4 walls.
The first time I noticed something was wrong was when I went to go get my tortoise some lettuce for dinner. My door wouldn't open.... |
Update!
**Cawos has kindly offered to turn the top submission into a short film!**
Please subscribe to /r/cmfilms to follow updates and be the first to hear about it when it releases! | [WP] You suddenly find your doors and windows won't open. You log in to Reddit and find the most upvoted thread with over a million comments and just two hours old "Help, my door is stuck, any tips to get it open?" | I thought it odd enough that the most upvoted thread on redddit decribed my exact predicament, but when they took the unprecedented move to kill all other threads and make it the only thread only reddit, dedicating the community to solving this singular problem, I knew, then, that this was no hoax. I tried searching th... | Sam cried. The thread would barely load at this point. 8 hours after he first tried his door and windows his sense of place in the world was shaken to its core.
He hadn't tried breaking his windows yet. u/TheBaddestDongbeast69 reported her husband broke their slider and tried to leave the house but he got stuck halfwa... |
[WP] "They say in your final moments, your life flashes before your eyes, but the truth, is far darker." What is the truth? | Dying isn't too bad, so far at least. I didn't even feel the truck or the landing onto the asphalt. I barely heard the tires squealing and now all I hear are distant sirens.
Suddenly a blinding flash of absolute darkness hits me. I find myself opening an acceptance letter to Harvard. What the hell? I never went to co... | I always thought death would be quick, clear cut. One moment is bed, bath and then the next is beyond.
Maybe a big flash of memories, or at least one of those DVD home screens that shows the most memorable clips of the movie, but not this.
I mean it was that succint when the big guy went out. But just because your ... |
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