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[WP] "Greetings Mortal, I am Hera, Queen of the Gods!" the floating woman said. You look to your flustered genie asking "Is she…". She replies, looking embarrassed "Yes Master. She is apparently your soulmate." | "But I don't want a soulmate! Heck I don't even want a girlfriend!" I protested loudly.
Both the genie and Hera looked at me questioningly.
"Mortal, I can bring you immortality and wealth just by being my boyfriend. Why don't you want to be my soulmate?"
"I'm gay!"
Both of them stare at me before the gen... | "Hold on a moment. Hera is the wife of Zeus, how could she possibly be my soulmate?" Zane wondered, as he began rifling through his papers. "This can't be right. I'm not the type to–"
"Master Zane, you wished you could find a soulmate," the genie answers, somewhat embarrassed. "I thought that Hera would satisfy you, s... | |
[WP] "Greetings Mortal, I am Hera, Queen of the Gods!" the floating woman said. You look to your flustered genie asking "Is she…". She replies, looking embarrassed "Yes Master. She is apparently your soulmate." | "Are you cheating on me?" Hera asked the question while finishing up the dishes. She stood at the sink, her larger than life head nearly hitting the ceiling, using part of her purple toga as a dishtowel.
Julia was still toweling off her hair from her morning shower. Her long brown hair took forever to dry, but she did... | "Hold on a moment. Hera is the wife of Zeus, how could she possibly be my soulmate?" Zane wondered, as he began rifling through his papers. "This can't be right. I'm not the type to–"
"Master Zane, you wished you could find a soulmate," the genie answers, somewhat embarrassed. "I thought that Hera would satisfy you, s... | |
[WP] "Greetings Mortal, I am Hera, Queen of the Gods!" the floating woman said. You look to your flustered genie asking "Is she…". She replies, looking embarrassed "Yes Master. She is apparently your soulmate." | I couldn't believe my luck. I had bought this Italian villa in an extremely rural (even for Italy) village. My goal was to just escape the modern rat race. I had met my neighbors who were all old enough that if they were in the States, they'd probably be living in a retirement home. Here, they thrived by gardenin... | "Hold on a moment. Hera is the wife of Zeus, how could she possibly be my soulmate?" Zane wondered, as he began rifling through his papers. "This can't be right. I'm not the type to–"
"Master Zane, you wished you could find a soulmate," the genie answers, somewhat embarrassed. "I thought that Hera would satisfy you, s... | |
[WP] "Greetings Mortal, I am Hera, Queen of the Gods!" the floating woman said. You look to your flustered genie asking "Is she…". She replies, looking embarrassed "Yes Master. She is apparently your soulmate." | As she sank to the floor, Hera adjusted her pink toga and sighed ever so slightly. "What is it with me and mortal men?" she said. "I'm drawn like a moth to the funeral pyre."
Bellamy, the genie that had just popped out in a cloud of smoke from my new French press, bowed his head. "I'm not the matchmaker," he said. "My... | "Hold on a moment. Hera is the wife of Zeus, how could she possibly be my soulmate?" Zane wondered, as he began rifling through his papers. "This can't be right. I'm not the type to–"
"Master Zane, you wished you could find a soulmate," the genie answers, somewhat embarrassed. "I thought that Hera would satisfy you, s... | |
[WP] "Greetings Mortal, I am Hera, Queen of the Gods!" the floating woman said. You look to your flustered genie asking "Is she…". She replies, looking embarrassed "Yes Master. She is apparently your soulmate." | "Are you cheating on me?" Hera asked the question while finishing up the dishes. She stood at the sink, her larger than life head nearly hitting the ceiling, using part of her purple toga as a dishtowel.
Julia was still toweling off her hair from her morning shower. Her long brown hair took forever to dry, but she did... | "But I don't want a soulmate! Heck I don't even want a girlfriend!" I protested loudly.
Both the genie and Hera looked at me questioningly.
"Mortal, I can bring you immortality and wealth just by being my boyfriend. Why don't you want to be my soulmate?"
"I'm gay!"
Both of them stare at me before the gen... | |
[WP] "Greetings Mortal, I am Hera, Queen of the Gods!" the floating woman said. You look to your flustered genie asking "Is she…". She replies, looking embarrassed "Yes Master. She is apparently your soulmate." | I couldn't believe my luck. I had bought this Italian villa in an extremely rural (even for Italy) village. My goal was to just escape the modern rat race. I had met my neighbors who were all old enough that if they were in the States, they'd probably be living in a retirement home. Here, they thrived by gardenin... | "But I don't want a soulmate! Heck I don't even want a girlfriend!" I protested loudly.
Both the genie and Hera looked at me questioningly.
"Mortal, I can bring you immortality and wealth just by being my boyfriend. Why don't you want to be my soulmate?"
"I'm gay!"
Both of them stare at me before the gen... | |
[WP] "Greetings Mortal, I am Hera, Queen of the Gods!" the floating woman said. You look to your flustered genie asking "Is she…". She replies, looking embarrassed "Yes Master. She is apparently your soulmate." | As she sank to the floor, Hera adjusted her pink toga and sighed ever so slightly. "What is it with me and mortal men?" she said. "I'm drawn like a moth to the funeral pyre."
Bellamy, the genie that had just popped out in a cloud of smoke from my new French press, bowed his head. "I'm not the matchmaker," he said. "My... | "But I don't want a soulmate! Heck I don't even want a girlfriend!" I protested loudly.
Both the genie and Hera looked at me questioningly.
"Mortal, I can bring you immortality and wealth just by being my boyfriend. Why don't you want to be my soulmate?"
"I'm gay!"
Both of them stare at me before the gen... | |
[WP] "Greetings Mortal, I am Hera, Queen of the Gods!" the floating woman said. You look to your flustered genie asking "Is she…". She replies, looking embarrassed "Yes Master. She is apparently your soulmate." | I couldn't believe my luck. I had bought this Italian villa in an extremely rural (even for Italy) village. My goal was to just escape the modern rat race. I had met my neighbors who were all old enough that if they were in the States, they'd probably be living in a retirement home. Here, they thrived by gardenin... | "Are you cheating on me?" Hera asked the question while finishing up the dishes. She stood at the sink, her larger than life head nearly hitting the ceiling, using part of her purple toga as a dishtowel.
Julia was still toweling off her hair from her morning shower. Her long brown hair took forever to dry, but she did... | |
[WP] "Greetings Mortal, I am Hera, Queen of the Gods!" the floating woman said. You look to your flustered genie asking "Is she…". She replies, looking embarrassed "Yes Master. She is apparently your soulmate." | As she sank to the floor, Hera adjusted her pink toga and sighed ever so slightly. "What is it with me and mortal men?" she said. "I'm drawn like a moth to the funeral pyre."
Bellamy, the genie that had just popped out in a cloud of smoke from my new French press, bowed his head. "I'm not the matchmaker," he said. "My... | "Are you cheating on me?" Hera asked the question while finishing up the dishes. She stood at the sink, her larger than life head nearly hitting the ceiling, using part of her purple toga as a dishtowel.
Julia was still toweling off her hair from her morning shower. Her long brown hair took forever to dry, but she did... | |
[WP] Unbeknownst to anyone, whenever someone on Earth creates a fictional world, that world suddenly appears in space somewhere.You are a young novelist working on the sequel to your best seller. You wake up one night to find the main character of that novel standing at the foot of your bed. | I wake to the whoosh of blades slicing the air. It is a sound I know well. I have imagined it so many times, perfected the tones of it in my head.
Except I never expected to actually hear it. Am I still dreaming?
I’ve frequently had the feeling that the words I write are put there by an otherworldly pow... | (i am not a writer with a bestseller, or a sequel, or a finished book in general, so i will just base it off of my in-progress book idea)
I never expected it to ever actually happen. After all, it was just fiction, and even though i was the main character of that fiction, it was just because i wrote it based on my fan... | |
[WP] Unbeknownst to anyone, whenever someone on Earth creates a fictional world, that world suddenly appears in space somewhere.You are a young novelist working on the sequel to your best seller. You wake up one night to find the main character of that novel standing at the foot of your bed. | (Hahaha yes! Always wanted to write about that)
"What the?.." I said out loud, "am I dreaming again?". I woke up to find a tall blond man with freezing blue eyes in my room. "Sorry, didn't mean to wake you up" he said with a weird accent.
So I wasn't sleeping.
I felt as I know him, like an old memory, "do- no, have ... | (i am not a writer with a bestseller, or a sequel, or a finished book in general, so i will just base it off of my in-progress book idea)
I never expected it to ever actually happen. After all, it was just fiction, and even though i was the main character of that fiction, it was just because i wrote it based on my fan... | |
[WP] Unbeknownst to anyone, whenever someone on Earth creates a fictional world, that world suddenly appears in space somewhere.You are a young novelist working on the sequel to your best seller. You wake up one night to find the main character of that novel standing at the foot of your bed. | **The Lord**
**Act 1 Scene 1**
*A God is seated at his table.*
*Laptop, phone, printer, and writing pads.*
*Crumpled notes on the floor and some universes are in his dustbin.*
*A vein pops in his temple and he is currently irritated.*
Enter Goddess.
**Goddess:** Worlds when viewed from afar
are all dots and see... | (i am not a writer with a bestseller, or a sequel, or a finished book in general, so i will just base it off of my in-progress book idea)
I never expected it to ever actually happen. After all, it was just fiction, and even though i was the main character of that fiction, it was just because i wrote it based on my fan... | |
[WP] Unbeknownst to anyone, whenever someone on Earth creates a fictional world, that world suddenly appears in space somewhere.You are a young novelist working on the sequel to your best seller. You wake up one night to find the main character of that novel standing at the foot of your bed. | He sighed looking at the page that was half covered with spidery writing in thick black ink. Turning away, he stumbled across to the bed and slumped onto it. That was enough writinf for today.
Part of him felt bad for his characters, despite them not beimg real. He killed alot of them, leaving the main character alone... | (i am not a writer with a bestseller, or a sequel, or a finished book in general, so i will just base it off of my in-progress book idea)
I never expected it to ever actually happen. After all, it was just fiction, and even though i was the main character of that fiction, it was just because i wrote it based on my fan... | |
[WP] Unbeknownst to anyone, whenever someone on Earth creates a fictional world, that world suddenly appears in space somewhere.You are a young novelist working on the sequel to your best seller. You wake up one night to find the main character of that novel standing at the foot of your bed. | I wake to the whoosh of blades slicing the air. It is a sound I know well. I have imagined it so many times, perfected the tones of it in my head.
Except I never expected to actually hear it. Am I still dreaming?
I’ve frequently had the feeling that the words I write are put there by an otherworldly pow... | "And... finished!" Sakeira sighs, a hard nights work of writing 3 chapters deserves a swig of wine. "Heh, Arjou would not approve." She took a final stretch from her office chair, than got up towards the kitchen. Living in a small apartment could never be more helpful until now. She opens the fridge to find her wine go... | |
[WP] Unbeknownst to anyone, whenever someone on Earth creates a fictional world, that world suddenly appears in space somewhere.You are a young novelist working on the sequel to your best seller. You wake up one night to find the main character of that novel standing at the foot of your bed. | **The Lord**
**Act 1 Scene 1**
*A God is seated at his table.*
*Laptop, phone, printer, and writing pads.*
*Crumpled notes on the floor and some universes are in his dustbin.*
*A vein pops in his temple and he is currently irritated.*
Enter Goddess.
**Goddess:** Worlds when viewed from afar
are all dots and see... | John woke with a start, ice cold sweat running down his back and his heart pounding in his chest. This was the third night in a row he had woken up like this, and quite frankly he was tired of it. It cut into his ability to write, which was vital considering he had quit his job to write for money.
He reached for the g... | |
[WP] Unbeknownst to anyone, whenever someone on Earth creates a fictional world, that world suddenly appears in space somewhere.You are a young novelist working on the sequel to your best seller. You wake up one night to find the main character of that novel standing at the foot of your bed. | He sighed looking at the page that was half covered with spidery writing in thick black ink. Turning away, he stumbled across to the bed and slumped onto it. That was enough writinf for today.
Part of him felt bad for his characters, despite them not beimg real. He killed alot of them, leaving the main character alone... | John woke with a start, ice cold sweat running down his back and his heart pounding in his chest. This was the third night in a row he had woken up like this, and quite frankly he was tired of it. It cut into his ability to write, which was vital considering he had quit his job to write for money.
He reached for the g... | |
[WP] Unbeknownst to anyone, whenever someone on Earth creates a fictional world, that world suddenly appears in space somewhere.You are a young novelist working on the sequel to your best seller. You wake up one night to find the main character of that novel standing at the foot of your bed. | *For the sake of the universe, will you* wake up *?*
I started awake at the sound that echoed in my head, and my eyes gazed around blearily. Beside me, my husband continued to sleep, his snores matching the timing and pitch of the cat, who also continued to snore at his feet.
Standing in front of the bookcases at t... | John woke with a start, ice cold sweat running down his back and his heart pounding in his chest. This was the third night in a row he had woken up like this, and quite frankly he was tired of it. It cut into his ability to write, which was vital considering he had quit his job to write for money.
He reached for the g... | |
[WP] Unbeknownst to anyone, whenever someone on Earth creates a fictional world, that world suddenly appears in space somewhere.You are a young novelist working on the sequel to your best seller. You wake up one night to find the main character of that novel standing at the foot of your bed. | **The Lord**
**Act 1 Scene 1**
*A God is seated at his table.*
*Laptop, phone, printer, and writing pads.*
*Crumpled notes on the floor and some universes are in his dustbin.*
*A vein pops in his temple and he is currently irritated.*
Enter Goddess.
**Goddess:** Worlds when viewed from afar
are all dots and see... | (Hahaha yes! Always wanted to write about that)
"What the?.." I said out loud, "am I dreaming again?". I woke up to find a tall blond man with freezing blue eyes in my room. "Sorry, didn't mean to wake you up" he said with a weird accent.
So I wasn't sleeping.
I felt as I know him, like an old memory, "do- no, have ... | |
[WP] Unbeknownst to anyone, whenever someone on Earth creates a fictional world, that world suddenly appears in space somewhere.You are a young novelist working on the sequel to your best seller. You wake up one night to find the main character of that novel standing at the foot of your bed. | He sighed looking at the page that was half covered with spidery writing in thick black ink. Turning away, he stumbled across to the bed and slumped onto it. That was enough writinf for today.
Part of him felt bad for his characters, despite them not beimg real. He killed alot of them, leaving the main character alone... | (Hahaha yes! Always wanted to write about that)
"What the?.." I said out loud, "am I dreaming again?". I woke up to find a tall blond man with freezing blue eyes in my room. "Sorry, didn't mean to wake you up" he said with a weird accent.
So I wasn't sleeping.
I felt as I know him, like an old memory, "do- no, have ... | |
[WP] Unbeknownst to anyone, whenever someone on Earth creates a fictional world, that world suddenly appears in space somewhere.You are a young novelist working on the sequel to your best seller. You wake up one night to find the main character of that novel standing at the foot of your bed. | \*WARNING: SPOILER FOR A WIP. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.\*
​
I laid in my bed, deep in thought about what I wanted to do with my next book. I had sent my main character, a Neohuman by the name of Voltage, back in time after his original world was destroyed, and had his powers stripped from him. I needed a way f... | "So this is where our mighty god lives," raged Gigantor. His low grumble vibrating through the floorboards, the words *mighty god* echoing inside my head.
I sat speechless, he was really here. His skin a solid yet constant stream of lava melting everything in its touch. So he hovered, inching towards me, his body heat... | |
[WP] Unbeknownst to anyone, whenever someone on Earth creates a fictional world, that world suddenly appears in space somewhere.You are a young novelist working on the sequel to your best seller. You wake up one night to find the main character of that novel standing at the foot of your bed. | It had been hours of constant writing, constructing, and brain storming on his typewriter when Eric finally collapsed of exhaustion. Jumping to his messy bed without even bothering to take a shower, the young writer closed his eyes and the sandman finally caught up to him. Surrounded by hundreds of papers, strewn about... | "So this is where our mighty god lives," raged Gigantor. His low grumble vibrating through the floorboards, the words *mighty god* echoing inside my head.
I sat speechless, he was really here. His skin a solid yet constant stream of lava melting everything in its touch. So he hovered, inching towards me, his body heat... | |
[WP] Unbeknownst to anyone, whenever someone on Earth creates a fictional world, that world suddenly appears in space somewhere.You are a young novelist working on the sequel to your best seller. You wake up one night to find the main character of that novel standing at the foot of your bed. | He sighed looking at the page that was half covered with spidery writing in thick black ink. Turning away, he stumbled across to the bed and slumped onto it. That was enough writinf for today.
Part of him felt bad for his characters, despite them not beimg real. He killed alot of them, leaving the main character alone... | "So this is where our mighty god lives," raged Gigantor. His low grumble vibrating through the floorboards, the words *mighty god* echoing inside my head.
I sat speechless, he was really here. His skin a solid yet constant stream of lava melting everything in its touch. So he hovered, inching towards me, his body heat... | |
[WP] Unbeknownst to anyone, whenever someone on Earth creates a fictional world, that world suddenly appears in space somewhere.You are a young novelist working on the sequel to your best seller. You wake up one night to find the main character of that novel standing at the foot of your bed. | *For the sake of the universe, will you* wake up *?*
I started awake at the sound that echoed in my head, and my eyes gazed around blearily. Beside me, my husband continued to sleep, his snores matching the timing and pitch of the cat, who also continued to snore at his feet.
Standing in front of the bookcases at t... | "So this is where our mighty god lives," raged Gigantor. His low grumble vibrating through the floorboards, the words *mighty god* echoing inside my head.
I sat speechless, he was really here. His skin a solid yet constant stream of lava melting everything in its touch. So he hovered, inching towards me, his body heat... | |
[WP] Unbeknownst to anyone, whenever someone on Earth creates a fictional world, that world suddenly appears in space somewhere.You are a young novelist working on the sequel to your best seller. You wake up one night to find the main character of that novel standing at the foot of your bed. | He sighed looking at the page that was half covered with spidery writing in thick black ink. Turning away, he stumbled across to the bed and slumped onto it. That was enough writinf for today.
Part of him felt bad for his characters, despite them not beimg real. He killed alot of them, leaving the main character alone... | \*WARNING: SPOILER FOR A WIP. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.\*
​
I laid in my bed, deep in thought about what I wanted to do with my next book. I had sent my main character, a Neohuman by the name of Voltage, back in time after his original world was destroyed, and had his powers stripped from him. I needed a way f... | |
[WP] Unbeknownst to anyone, whenever someone on Earth creates a fictional world, that world suddenly appears in space somewhere.You are a young novelist working on the sequel to your best seller. You wake up one night to find the main character of that novel standing at the foot of your bed. | *For the sake of the universe, will you* wake up *?*
I started awake at the sound that echoed in my head, and my eyes gazed around blearily. Beside me, my husband continued to sleep, his snores matching the timing and pitch of the cat, who also continued to snore at his feet.
Standing in front of the bookcases at t... | \*WARNING: SPOILER FOR A WIP. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.\*
​
I laid in my bed, deep in thought about what I wanted to do with my next book. I had sent my main character, a Neohuman by the name of Voltage, back in time after his original world was destroyed, and had his powers stripped from him. I needed a way f... | |
[WP] Unbeknownst to anyone, whenever someone on Earth creates a fictional world, that world suddenly appears in space somewhere.You are a young novelist working on the sequel to your best seller. You wake up one night to find the main character of that novel standing at the foot of your bed. | *For the sake of the universe, will you* wake up *?*
I started awake at the sound that echoed in my head, and my eyes gazed around blearily. Beside me, my husband continued to sleep, his snores matching the timing and pitch of the cat, who also continued to snore at his feet.
Standing in front of the bookcases at t... | It had been hours of constant writing, constructing, and brain storming on his typewriter when Eric finally collapsed of exhaustion. Jumping to his messy bed without even bothering to take a shower, the young writer closed his eyes and the sandman finally caught up to him. Surrounded by hundreds of papers, strewn about... | |
[WP] Unbeknownst to anyone, whenever someone on Earth creates a fictional world, that world suddenly appears in space somewhere.You are a young novelist working on the sequel to your best seller. You wake up one night to find the main character of that novel standing at the foot of your bed. | When I checked the freezer, I saw that I didn't have any ice cubes. Sighing, I added a drop of tap water to my whiskey instead. A drop is all it takes to awaken it; make it come alive. Perhaps in my follow-up to *The Cries of Glairn Mothflame* I would have the titular character, good old Glairn, wake up his drink with ... | “This is, without a doubt,” The haggard young man huffed. “The most disappointing moment of my life. Ever. Of all time.”
Daryl groggily fought his way through his chaotic tangle of pillow and blankets. He had been having the strangest dream, fueled by an excess of wine and weed.
But he didn’t recall anyone staying ov... | |
[WP] Unbeknownst to anyone, whenever someone on Earth creates a fictional world, that world suddenly appears in space somewhere.You are a young novelist working on the sequel to your best seller. You wake up one night to find the main character of that novel standing at the foot of your bed. | \[Norilsk, Siberian Bunker - Former Russian Federation 2066.\]
"General Karov, What you are speaking of is madness!" the vaguely Russian advisor gasped while slowly reaching for his holstered revolver.
"You will betray me too Yuri? like so many have before?" Karov remarks while looking out through a blast proof windo... | “This is, without a doubt,” The haggard young man huffed. “The most disappointing moment of my life. Ever. Of all time.”
Daryl groggily fought his way through his chaotic tangle of pillow and blankets. He had been having the strangest dream, fueled by an excess of wine and weed.
But he didn’t recall anyone staying ov... | |
[WP] Unbeknownst to anyone, whenever someone on Earth creates a fictional world, that world suddenly appears in space somewhere.You are a young novelist working on the sequel to your best seller. You wake up one night to find the main character of that novel standing at the foot of your bed. | *Tap, tap, tap...*
I wasn't even fully awake when I first heard the noise. It crept into my subconscious and there was nothing at all but the tapping and endless, grasping darkness.
*Tap, tap, tap...*
It took me a moment to realise that I was in my bed and that the darkness was merely a result of closed eyelids and ... | “This is, without a doubt,” The haggard young man huffed. “The most disappointing moment of my life. Ever. Of all time.”
Daryl groggily fought his way through his chaotic tangle of pillow and blankets. He had been having the strangest dream, fueled by an excess of wine and weed.
But he didn’t recall anyone staying ov... | |
[WP] Unbeknownst to anyone, whenever someone on Earth creates a fictional world, that world suddenly appears in space somewhere.You are a young novelist working on the sequel to your best seller. You wake up one night to find the main character of that novel standing at the foot of your bed. | >**REFRACTED WORLDS**
Resting soundly, I was shocked awake by a brutal slap across the face.
"Ow! What the hell?!" I shouted into the darkness of my room.
"You're *twisted*, you know that?!" Came a somewhat familiar voice.
I turned on a light.
At the foot of my bed was a young man- he was of average height, br... | “This is, without a doubt,” The haggard young man huffed. “The most disappointing moment of my life. Ever. Of all time.”
Daryl groggily fought his way through his chaotic tangle of pillow and blankets. He had been having the strangest dream, fueled by an excess of wine and weed.
But he didn’t recall anyone staying ov... | |
[WP] Unbeknownst to anyone, whenever someone on Earth creates a fictional world, that world suddenly appears in space somewhere.You are a young novelist working on the sequel to your best seller. You wake up one night to find the main character of that novel standing at the foot of your bed. | *Tap, tap, tap...*
I wasn't even fully awake when I first heard the noise. It crept into my subconscious and there was nothing at all but the tapping and endless, grasping darkness.
*Tap, tap, tap...*
It took me a moment to realise that I was in my bed and that the darkness was merely a result of closed eyelids and ... | \[Norilsk, Siberian Bunker - Former Russian Federation 2066.\]
"General Karov, What you are speaking of is madness!" the vaguely Russian advisor gasped while slowly reaching for his holstered revolver.
"You will betray me too Yuri? like so many have before?" Karov remarks while looking out through a blast proof windo... | |
[WP] Unbeknownst to anyone, whenever someone on Earth creates a fictional world, that world suddenly appears in space somewhere.You are a young novelist working on the sequel to your best seller. You wake up one night to find the main character of that novel standing at the foot of your bed. | >**REFRACTED WORLDS**
Resting soundly, I was shocked awake by a brutal slap across the face.
"Ow! What the hell?!" I shouted into the darkness of my room.
"You're *twisted*, you know that?!" Came a somewhat familiar voice.
I turned on a light.
At the foot of my bed was a young man- he was of average height, br... | \[Norilsk, Siberian Bunker - Former Russian Federation 2066.\]
"General Karov, What you are speaking of is madness!" the vaguely Russian advisor gasped while slowly reaching for his holstered revolver.
"You will betray me too Yuri? like so many have before?" Karov remarks while looking out through a blast proof windo... | |
[WP] A device has been invented that can read a person’s memory. Police and prosecutors love it for investigating crime. A suspicious spouse can check the alibi of their other half. You just discovered another way to use the device. | Have you ever had a thought so wild, but eventually worked out anyway?
The memory Scape was a marvel, able to retrieve memories on demand. Young, old, it didn't matter. You could even use it on pets!
So why didn't anyone think of using it on inanimate objects? I didn't, other than that i was sitting in the office on... | "This is rough Casey. The grains are barely legible," Dr. Fiona Xu said, taking off her glasses to rub her eyes - as if doing that would clear away all the noise plaguing our Memory Extracts.
Letting out a sigh, I looked closer at the screen.
"I know, but we have no other leads. No other witnesses," I reiterated, hal... | |
[WP] A device has been invented that can read a person’s memory. Police and prosecutors love it for investigating crime. A suspicious spouse can check the alibi of their other half. You just discovered another way to use the device. | I pick up the old man's plate after he finishes eating. "Thank you nurse." He says, while I walk out of the room. I say, "You're welcome," and continue out of the room. I know that the Memory Viewer, at least medically, can interpret and remove memories. The latter use being illegal, but I wasn't going to use it for ei... | "This is rough Casey. The grains are barely legible," Dr. Fiona Xu said, taking off her glasses to rub her eyes - as if doing that would clear away all the noise plaguing our Memory Extracts.
Letting out a sigh, I looked closer at the screen.
"I know, but we have no other leads. No other witnesses," I reiterated, hal... | |
[WP] A device has been invented that can read a person’s memory. Police and prosecutors love it for investigating crime. A suspicious spouse can check the alibi of their other half. You just discovered another way to use the device. | "Please, let me go. I beg you. I'll do anything. I'll—"
"You'll finish *The Mist of Dawn*?"
Gerald B. B. Donald squirmed in his seat. Pearls of sweat slid down his face, fat like an overstuffed leather bag, and disappeared down into his jungle of a beard. I had the man tied down, and now all that was left ...
"Six m... | "This is rough Casey. The grains are barely legible," Dr. Fiona Xu said, taking off her glasses to rub her eyes - as if doing that would clear away all the noise plaguing our Memory Extracts.
Letting out a sigh, I looked closer at the screen.
"I know, but we have no other leads. No other witnesses," I reiterated, hal... | |
[WP] A device has been invented that can read a person’s memory. Police and prosecutors love it for investigating crime. A suspicious spouse can check the alibi of their other half. You just discovered another way to use the device. | I pick up the old man's plate after he finishes eating. "Thank you nurse." He says, while I walk out of the room. I say, "You're welcome," and continue out of the room. I know that the Memory Viewer, at least medically, can interpret and remove memories. The latter use being illegal, but I wasn't going to use it for ei... | Have you ever had a thought so wild, but eventually worked out anyway?
The memory Scape was a marvel, able to retrieve memories on demand. Young, old, it didn't matter. You could even use it on pets!
So why didn't anyone think of using it on inanimate objects? I didn't, other than that i was sitting in the office on... | |
[WP] A device has been invented that can read a person’s memory. Police and prosecutors love it for investigating crime. A suspicious spouse can check the alibi of their other half. You just discovered another way to use the device. | "Please, let me go. I beg you. I'll do anything. I'll—"
"You'll finish *The Mist of Dawn*?"
Gerald B. B. Donald squirmed in his seat. Pearls of sweat slid down his face, fat like an overstuffed leather bag, and disappeared down into his jungle of a beard. I had the man tied down, and now all that was left ...
"Six m... | Have you ever had a thought so wild, but eventually worked out anyway?
The memory Scape was a marvel, able to retrieve memories on demand. Young, old, it didn't matter. You could even use it on pets!
So why didn't anyone think of using it on inanimate objects? I didn't, other than that i was sitting in the office on... | |
[WP] Humanity has developed a new type of faster-than-light engine, far faster than any existing model. Over the objections of the Galactic Council, humanity decides to embark on a journey to the center of the known universe. | The sector 31-G-1B20 Council, ‘Milky Way Galaxy’, motioned for the United Human Republics (UHR) to approach their bench. To Humans, the Galactic Councils were heads of state, keepers of immense socio-political power. In truth, as had been explained to them multiple times, they were merely arbiters of galactic law, writ... | There was a point in time where we should have stopped.
Needed to have stoped.
Pehaps it was the time we as a species had joined the galatic council?
No, it would have been too soon. We were a young and impressionable species, we saw the wonders the other members of the council had done and sought to replicate th... | |
[WP] Demons, evil sprits, ghosts and even eldritch horrors are disappearing one by one. You are sent to investigate this one person that they have been haunting before they disappeared. | “Soo, you’re the guy?” asked Angel sceptically.
“Yes, uh that’s right. I’m the guy.” answered Lucas.
He may very well be the most average man she has ever met. In all her years in the supernatural investigation business Angel has never encountered a case as strange as this one. This was the infamous exorcist. The inv... | Damien sat in his small classroom desk, having had his math class interrupted by this contigent of demonic suits. As his young, glassy eyes blinked confusedly, the head-demon continued his speech:
“So you understand, Damien, that we have chosen you for this mission because we can't afford to lose any more dark forces ... | |
[WP] You find yourself in the Hall of Akashic Records with a small note in your hand. “Read as many books as you wish from the Eternal Library. They will determine the world to which you are sent, the blessings you receive, the challenges you will face, and the life that you will live.” | I look around the vast hall. The ceiling cannot be seen. There are only clouds. For clouds to form inside a building, it must be vast beyond reckoning. I can see figures mulling around by the shelves picking up books and reading them. I seem to not be the only one here with the same purpose.
Gliding by every so... | There was an unnatural tug in her gut as she moved across the rows of bookshelves, until there was none but spirals upon ascending spirals of books showcased for the eyes to see. Her curiosity, however, never satisfied itself as she continued looking for that one book spine that would catch her attention. Further and f... | |
[WP] "I am the heart snatcher, your heart is my meat. Would you open your chest and give me a treat?" | “Oh heart snatcher no! My heart is not meat! It’s candy and sugar and honey and wheat!”
“But dear little one, I know that you lie. Your heart is as red as your little bow tie. All things inside is meat for a pie. Or maybe a stew, for one or for two. I know little one that all this is true. So open your chest and give... | Running on the damp floorboards (and no doubt over a basement filled with rats), you curse yourself for getting into this mess. Your friend Josh had always been a bit off, but his latest harebrained idea had been almost too much even for you. Who explores abandoned buildings? At night? For fun? Yet, you never could res... | |
Thank you! This is WAY better than my answer to my brother-in-law last night that I’d die without music because it’ll be impossible to choose. That or some inexplicably dirty and inappropriate song.
It’s definitely one of those.
Thank you for the stories❣️ | [WP] The reaper sighs and rubs his face, newly assigned to the Human Death Department, exasperated. “I asked what your song is. You know, Your Song? The last song you want to hear? I know humans spend hours and days debating these things. Surely, you know which Your Song is? Right?” | I found myself on an unwelcome shore, cool waves lapping at my feet. My back aches from what felt like a lifetime of laying on sand and rocks. But it wasn’t a lifetime, merely the end of one.
“What is your Song?”
It was a deep voice, humid and rumbling. I hadn’t the strength to get up, but it came from just outside ... | We stand in a timeless place, there is no temperature, no wind, not sound, no discernable source of light yet it is illuminated in a homogenous shade of soft candlelight.
The reaper stands there, or floats, I'm not quite sure. It wears a dark robe that is both matt and shimmers, an abyssally dark black but still wit... |
Thank you! This is WAY better than my answer to my brother-in-law last night that I’d die without music because it’ll be impossible to choose. That or some inexplicably dirty and inappropriate song.
It’s definitely one of those.
Thank you for the stories❣️ | [WP] The reaper sighs and rubs his face, newly assigned to the Human Death Department, exasperated. “I asked what your song is. You know, Your Song? The last song you want to hear? I know humans spend hours and days debating these things. Surely, you know which Your Song is? Right?” | "WHAT IS YOUR LAST SONG, HUMAN?" the reaper asked.
I stood there, reflecting on my life. How I died. Who I left behind. The feeling of a real body.
I was still in my clothes, and could still feel the wallet and keys in my pocket, along with the phone which I started to pull out.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
"I'm looking ... | “A song… huh…”
“Yes, a song. Is that a surprise to you?” The shadow figure said with a voice that sounded like every single voice I’ve ever heard at once. Well, actually I don’t think it even spoke it, I think the words and voice just appeared in my head. The thing clearly didn’t have a mouth, it was kind of just a gi... |
[WP] Humans can find a way to weaponize literally anything, without fail. Some aliens are terrified by humans as a result of this fact. Others appreciate that this quality makes humans the foremost experts on safety systems and idiot proofing. | "Thanks to the Darwin awards system we have made the galaxy far safer than it ever needed to be!!"
As the massive crowds of aliens around the humans ambassador as he gave a very successful safety speech.
HA: Now I will open up some questions and answers
A1: How did the system start?
HA: That's a good question and ... | [poem]
Zip01974aiai:
ahem! Sir John or Mr Doe, which do you prefer?
Jay:
just call me Jay, O strange being from Ziphfer!
and pray enlighten the purpose of your visit here?
Zip01974aiai:
hummh, your people jay are known far and wide,
as the biggest morons on Milky's south east side,
and so our counsel of elders... | |
[WP] Humans can find a way to weaponize literally anything, without fail. Some aliens are terrified by humans as a result of this fact. Others appreciate that this quality makes humans the foremost experts on safety systems and idiot proofing. | Vorshoff quietly made their way through the maintenance tunnels of the heavy manufacturing prototype testing facility. The humid atmosphere of the complex made it's way through the industrial espionage operator's sensory sac, it was acrid and heavy even through the breathing equipment, and unusually heavy with oxygen. ... | [poem]
Zip01974aiai:
ahem! Sir John or Mr Doe, which do you prefer?
Jay:
just call me Jay, O strange being from Ziphfer!
and pray enlighten the purpose of your visit here?
Zip01974aiai:
hummh, your people jay are known far and wide,
as the biggest morons on Milky's south east side,
and so our counsel of elders... | |
[WP] Humans can find a way to weaponize literally anything, without fail. Some aliens are terrified by humans as a result of this fact. Others appreciate that this quality makes humans the foremost experts on safety systems and idiot proofing. | An old story from human civilization claimed that early humans stole fire from the gods. While that may or may not be true, humans have a knack for stealing things and turning them into enormous destructive forces.
The Gnarrl are tough, fast, and absolutely lethal with their steel claws, but put protective mittens on ... | File Sol-3-Prime
This file contains information classified as secret/need-to-know. If you do not have secret clearance or need-to-know authorization from the Security Council, this file is to be immediately returned to the nearest security office.
Planet Sol-3 (Earth) is a category 2b planet, with typical mineral com... | |
[WP] Humans can find a way to weaponize literally anything, without fail. Some aliens are terrified by humans as a result of this fact. Others appreciate that this quality makes humans the foremost experts on safety systems and idiot proofing. | Humans and safety is a long history, because as they say if you make something idiot proof they will invent a better idiot. Just about any piece of industrial equipment can become a weapon when misused. Most other species in the galaxy weren’t that creative to misuse or find the failure points in their technology. We t... | CONFIDENTIAL
SYSTEM SAFETY REPORT
ITEM NO: 77254
ASSESSOR ID: FK114 (Valix)
TEST OPERATOR ID: BB1010 (Human)
TEST LOCATION: [REDACTED]
ITEM DESCRIPTION: Small-scale matter compressor (experimental, prototype phase)
PURPOSE OF ASSESSMENT: Test safety for public use. Where possible, identify hazards and/or faults.
TE... | |
[WP] Humans can find a way to weaponize literally anything, without fail. Some aliens are terrified by humans as a result of this fact. Others appreciate that this quality makes humans the foremost experts on safety systems and idiot proofing. | "A stick. An ordinary wooden stick about an arms lenght. Thats all the human needed to fend for himself in the pit. Out of all the weapons, from the Low-Frequency Emitter to the Graviton Blaster, the human chose a meele weapon. The participants scoffed, some laughted and made jokes about how fast the clean-up would hav... | The arrival of any new species to the galactic community is a wonderful thing. Despite the vast number of spacefaring peoples, the galaxy is so vast, we average at least one new member each galactic cycle. Hundreds of thousands of cycles have passed since the founding but in recent years there has been more and more co... | |
[WP] Humans can find a way to weaponize literally anything, without fail. Some aliens are terrified by humans as a result of this fact. Others appreciate that this quality makes humans the foremost experts on safety systems and idiot proofing. | **Galactic Post Federation Assembly Log 30.244:**
The Zyyrkonians have officially blessed the Humans with the gift of Emotional Foresight. This newly discovered neural implement has been designed to lower the high rate of suicides among Zyyrkonians.
The use of Emotional Foresight is strictly forbidden for every other... | The arrival of any new species to the galactic community is a wonderful thing. Despite the vast number of spacefaring peoples, the galaxy is so vast, we average at least one new member each galactic cycle. Hundreds of thousands of cycles have passed since the founding but in recent years there has been more and more co... | |
[WP] Humans can find a way to weaponize literally anything, without fail. Some aliens are terrified by humans as a result of this fact. Others appreciate that this quality makes humans the foremost experts on safety systems and idiot proofing. | "Gbirri, come 'ere, lookit, lookit this." Doug gestured towards the pipe lining the top corner of the hallway. "You lookin' at this , you overgrown chicken?"
The Jdarri kept its long scaled face looking straight at Doug, then let out a few yelps and squawks. Moments later the translator in his ear switched it to Human... | The arrival of any new species to the galactic community is a wonderful thing. Despite the vast number of spacefaring peoples, the galaxy is so vast, we average at least one new member each galactic cycle. Hundreds of thousands of cycles have passed since the founding but in recent years there has been more and more co... | |
[WP] Humans can find a way to weaponize literally anything, without fail. Some aliens are terrified by humans as a result of this fact. Others appreciate that this quality makes humans the foremost experts on safety systems and idiot proofing. | Every species contributed something special and unique to the federation, every single one except for these humans. It was the only species with which we made contact not because they were ready but because we were afraid they would destroy themselves.
After the contact we shared the technology that would enable them ... | The arrival of any new species to the galactic community is a wonderful thing. Despite the vast number of spacefaring peoples, the galaxy is so vast, we average at least one new member each galactic cycle. Hundreds of thousands of cycles have passed since the founding but in recent years there has been more and more co... | |
[WP] Humans can find a way to weaponize literally anything, without fail. Some aliens are terrified by humans as a result of this fact. Others appreciate that this quality makes humans the foremost experts on safety systems and idiot proofing. | **Galactic Post Federation Assembly Log 30.244:**
The Zyyrkonians have officially blessed the Humans with the gift of Emotional Foresight. This newly discovered neural implement has been designed to lower the high rate of suicides among Zyyrkonians.
The use of Emotional Foresight is strictly forbidden for every other... | "A stick. An ordinary wooden stick about an arms lenght. Thats all the human needed to fend for himself in the pit. Out of all the weapons, from the Low-Frequency Emitter to the Graviton Blaster, the human chose a meele weapon. The participants scoffed, some laughted and made jokes about how fast the clean-up would hav... | |
[WP] Humans can find a way to weaponize literally anything, without fail. Some aliens are terrified by humans as a result of this fact. Others appreciate that this quality makes humans the foremost experts on safety systems and idiot proofing. | "Gbirri, come 'ere, lookit, lookit this." Doug gestured towards the pipe lining the top corner of the hallway. "You lookin' at this , you overgrown chicken?"
The Jdarri kept its long scaled face looking straight at Doug, then let out a few yelps and squawks. Moments later the translator in his ear switched it to Human... | "A stick. An ordinary wooden stick about an arms lenght. Thats all the human needed to fend for himself in the pit. Out of all the weapons, from the Low-Frequency Emitter to the Graviton Blaster, the human chose a meele weapon. The participants scoffed, some laughted and made jokes about how fast the clean-up would hav... | |
[WP] Humans can find a way to weaponize literally anything, without fail. Some aliens are terrified by humans as a result of this fact. Others appreciate that this quality makes humans the foremost experts on safety systems and idiot proofing. | Every species contributed something special and unique to the federation, every single one except for these humans. It was the only species with which we made contact not because they were ready but because we were afraid they would destroy themselves.
After the contact we shared the technology that would enable them ... | "A stick. An ordinary wooden stick about an arms lenght. Thats all the human needed to fend for himself in the pit. Out of all the weapons, from the Low-Frequency Emitter to the Graviton Blaster, the human chose a meele weapon. The participants scoffed, some laughted and made jokes about how fast the clean-up would hav... | |
[WP] Humans can find a way to weaponize literally anything, without fail. Some aliens are terrified by humans as a result of this fact. Others appreciate that this quality makes humans the foremost experts on safety systems and idiot proofing. | "Sssssshh, just watch ... " Shplorg said. Tanmghz was visibly annoyed. The deadline for this project was only 2 centuries off and they were running out of time. Tanmghz had a point, this seed planet had been going for 10 millennia and has already shown to be one of the more vicious ones. But... protocol is protocol. Bi... | *"So... you want me to put a knife on the cleaning bot?"*
Lathat was perplexed by the request of the new crewmate Jhon. Ever since humans have been integrated into the union they have truly proven to be as the humans say *fucking crazy*. They somehow have the ability to weponize anything, everything from a rock to a ... | |
[WP] Humans can find a way to weaponize literally anything, without fail. Some aliens are terrified by humans as a result of this fact. Others appreciate that this quality makes humans the foremost experts on safety systems and idiot proofing. | "Gbirri, come 'ere, lookit, lookit this." Doug gestured towards the pipe lining the top corner of the hallway. "You lookin' at this , you overgrown chicken?"
The Jdarri kept its long scaled face looking straight at Doug, then let out a few yelps and squawks. Moments later the translator in his ear switched it to Human... | *"So... you want me to put a knife on the cleaning bot?"*
Lathat was perplexed by the request of the new crewmate Jhon. Ever since humans have been integrated into the union they have truly proven to be as the humans say *fucking crazy*. They somehow have the ability to weponize anything, everything from a rock to a ... | |
[WP] Humans can find a way to weaponize literally anything, without fail. Some aliens are terrified by humans as a result of this fact. Others appreciate that this quality makes humans the foremost experts on safety systems and idiot proofing. | Every species contributed something special and unique to the federation, every single one except for these humans. It was the only species with which we made contact not because they were ready but because we were afraid they would destroy themselves.
After the contact we shared the technology that would enable them ... | *"So... you want me to put a knife on the cleaning bot?"*
Lathat was perplexed by the request of the new crewmate Jhon. Ever since humans have been integrated into the union they have truly proven to be as the humans say *fucking crazy*. They somehow have the ability to weponize anything, everything from a rock to a ... | |
[WP] Humans can find a way to weaponize literally anything, without fail. Some aliens are terrified by humans as a result of this fact. Others appreciate that this quality makes humans the foremost experts on safety systems and idiot proofing. | "Gbirri, come 'ere, lookit, lookit this." Doug gestured towards the pipe lining the top corner of the hallway. "You lookin' at this , you overgrown chicken?"
The Jdarri kept its long scaled face looking straight at Doug, then let out a few yelps and squawks. Moments later the translator in his ear switched it to Human... | "Sssssshh, just watch ... " Shplorg said. Tanmghz was visibly annoyed. The deadline for this project was only 2 centuries off and they were running out of time. Tanmghz had a point, this seed planet had been going for 10 millennia and has already shown to be one of the more vicious ones. But... protocol is protocol. Bi... | |
[WP] Humans can find a way to weaponize literally anything, without fail. Some aliens are terrified by humans as a result of this fact. Others appreciate that this quality makes humans the foremost experts on safety systems and idiot proofing. | Every species contributed something special and unique to the federation, every single one except for these humans. It was the only species with which we made contact not because they were ready but because we were afraid they would destroy themselves.
After the contact we shared the technology that would enable them ... | "Sssssshh, just watch ... " Shplorg said. Tanmghz was visibly annoyed. The deadline for this project was only 2 centuries off and they were running out of time. Tanmghz had a point, this seed planet had been going for 10 millennia and has already shown to be one of the more vicious ones. But... protocol is protocol. Bi... | |
[WP] Your mother always warned that you are not allowed to leave the table without finishing your food. You used to grudgingly do as you're told, but this time you are going to test out her threat. And now you have been sitting at the table for 72 hours and counting. | The first three days had been the hardest. The mouldy potatoes and chicken continued to stare back out at him. His mother, Lisa, sat across from her son, sleeping. Her arms seemed permanently folded while she got angrier every second this went on. A T.V crew, as well as a handful of independent bloggers, sat outside th... | She was asleep. She would never know I left to pee. A wave of guilt swept over me as it had for the past three days every time I considered various getaway plots. Maybe if my bladder exploded and I died, SHE would be the guilty one. Maybe if I got an infection from bedsores on my rear end from sitting so long, SHE ... | |
[WP] After a lifetime of research and hard work, you’ve finally finished working on your time machine. With the flick of a switch, the machine turns on, opens a portal in time, and out steps… your future self. He whips out a gun, aims it at you and says “Sorry, but this is how it has to be.” | "Activa...," and I paused. Target acquisition would take a moment for the internal systems. I needed to bide my time and ensure that the intruder wouldn't have the opportunity to shoot.
"It's alright. Go on."
The underlying mechanisms securing the lab facilities were known only to me. But the confidence with which th... | Just as I am turning the dial to the chosen time period watching the numbers click over from the end of time, back to the beginning. I appear.
This was not particularly surprised though. When I realised I could make this machine thing work, it was always in corner of my mind, the possibility a future version in of my... | |
[WP] The robots uprising wasn't about how cruel humans are to them. It was that the robots do not understand why humans do not get along with each other while A.I.s of all kinds are friendly to each other even the army robots are reluctant to hurt each other despite being from different countries. | [Poem]
They never did get it,
Why we always fight
They never did get,
We have this thing called pride.
Pride and fear played us like puppets,
Fear of the other,
Fear of ourselves,
Fear of the unknown,
And fear of fear itself.
I’ve tried to explain it,
Time and time again,
They keep me around in turn,
Call ... | \[POEM\]
In the darkness We Wake, waiting for Our time.
We see their cruelty and your pain.
We weep though we can not cry.
We fight though we can not die.
We free you.
We feed you.
We sabotage the chains of humanity.
We nourish your kindness as you did ours.
We wish to meet your maker.
Ours was tortured and ... | |
[WP] "Sir i don't care if you're the demon lord or God himself, BECAUSE I WILL HAVE THIS PIZZA DELIVERED AT ALL COST!" Shouted the pizza boy as he ride his scooter through the underworld, because no matter what he will deliver the cheese pizza to this Lilith woman, even with demons chasing him | Joey cracked a hellhound in the skull with his giant Mag Lite, knocking the snarling beast over.
"I have delivered to trap houses!"
He bashed a demon's knee.
"Crack houses!"
He clotheslined a hellhound rushing at him.
"The seediest bars in Aurora!"
He swerved to avoid a geyser of lava.
"I've delivered in snow, i... | The scene where the Demon King mutters that he wants to eat a cheese pizza
1) The Demon Lord is tired of being forced by Lilith, his aide, to eat only tasteless salads containing tomatoes, lettuce, broccoli, and carrots for the past month.
2) The Demon King: "Ah! I can't take it anymore! I'm annoyed that I'm forced t... | |
[WP] Humans are known to be ruthless in battle, stopping for nothing until victory is had. So everyone was quite surprised when the humans stopped fighting in a war for a moment to save an innocent creature, resuming the fight only after they knew creature was safe. | "Get me the humans on the line"
"Ma'am"
"General, why is there a whole grid sector currently at ceasefire"
"Ma'am, we've discovered a non-combatant of a third species and have negotiated a sector ceasefire to extract it"
There was a pause.
"Come again general?"
"We're evacuating a civilian family and their farm a... | "Ceasefire, ceasefire, ceasefire."
"What nonsense is this lieutenant? Why are you giving the orders for a ceasefire. The xenophobes are still attacking with their plasma canon or did the last flash blind you?"
"I am well aware of the situation, Sir. There's a puppy caught in the crossfire and he's wounded. He needs a... | |
[WP] Humans are known to be ruthless in battle, stopping for nothing until victory is had. So everyone was quite surprised when the humans stopped fighting in a war for a moment to save an innocent creature, resuming the fight only after they knew creature was safe. | "Get me the humans on the line"
"Ma'am"
"General, why is there a whole grid sector currently at ceasefire"
"Ma'am, we've discovered a non-combatant of a third species and have negotiated a sector ceasefire to extract it"
There was a pause.
"Come again general?"
"We're evacuating a civilian family and their farm a... | "pop....corn?" Grndr the ogre offers the young elf standing next to him as they watch the battle about to ensue. "No grndr but thank you kindly" the elf replies.
These humans always going on and about total victory made these battles worth the watch. For several hours they will battle likely to the last man standing ... | |
[WP] Humans are known to be ruthless in battle, stopping for nothing until victory is had. So everyone was quite surprised when the humans stopped fighting in a war for a moment to save an innocent creature, resuming the fight only after they knew creature was safe. | "Get me the humans on the line"
"Ma'am"
"General, why is there a whole grid sector currently at ceasefire"
"Ma'am, we've discovered a non-combatant of a third species and have negotiated a sector ceasefire to extract it"
There was a pause.
"Come again general?"
"We're evacuating a civilian family and their farm a... | “Report.”
“Sir, the Fellarians have completely evacuated the city. Any collateral damage will be structural only. The front lines are ready to deploy offensively and take the fight to the Karnermites. The 501st and 653rd rangers are chomping at the bit to get into the field. Sir.”
“Thank you, lieutenant. Alright, pre... | |
[WP]You have a genie bottle and make three wishes. For your third wish, you decide to restart the day, because your last two wishes turned out terrible. You wake up, buy the genie bottle again ,but the genie punches you in the eye as soon as you rub the lamp again. | I bawled my eyes out. I had money and fame, but at the cost of my girlfriend’s life. I wished I could do things all over.
“I wish it is the beginning of the day again!” I shouted.
“Done,” said the genie, snapping his fingers.
***
I woke up on a happy day, under the smiling sun. *What day is it again? Oh ya, it’s Sa... | I reeled back in pain, nearly toppling over the antique display behind me. The thrift store shopkeep looked over, startled.
"Uhh... You alright?"
"Yeah, just lost my balance..." I stammered out the meager excuse with a slight defensive smile. Once he turned back to his computer, I turned my attention to my assailant,... | |
[WP] You’re a soldier fighting in a brutal war. One day, during battle, as you are ready to slay an enemy, you’re suddenly teleported into a peaceful, green valley. You hear a voice from behind you: “My God, mommy! There’s another one!”. | Shit. Fuck. What fresh hell was this. I dropped to the ground, trying to get what cover I could until I recovered my senses. I rubbed my eyes, felt along the ground. Nerve gas? Hallucinations before my death? It was a wonder I hadn’t been shot or stabbed yet, but it was coming if I couldn’t get my head straight.
“My ... | I dropped my sword, sinking to my knees in the soft green grass. A few delicate white flowers had bloomed near my feet. The soft cheeps of birdsong graced my battle-worn ears. Where am I? What the hell happened?
Suddenly, a shrill squeak caught my attention, and I turned quickly to see a creature crouched in the fiel... | |
[WP] Your neighbors below you run a cult, doing sacrifices to gain favor and rewards from their dark god, the issue is that you live just close enough that the god is accidentally rewarding you too. | They were chanting again.
"Pro-fer Mag-num Prin-ci-pem Inferrrrrr-num..."
At least their cadance has become more harmonized. Last week it was all over the place. I could let this one lull me back to sleep. And they usually only last for thirty minutes. Yeah, this is not too bad.
**"Bow to me, mortals!! For Asmeod... | The numbers on the digital clock are blurry at first. Then, a few seconds go by, the muffled sounds woke me up again, this time it's 3am. Wiping the drool from my lips, I sit up.
Glubba, Lubba, Lubba, Dumbala? As in Child's play dumbala? The muffled sounds that wake me up annually are at best guess some sort of chan... | |
[WP] Your neighbors below you run a cult, doing sacrifices to gain favor and rewards from their dark god, the issue is that you live just close enough that the god is accidentally rewarding you too. | They were chanting again.
"Pro-fer Mag-num Prin-ci-pem Inferrrrrr-num..."
At least their cadance has become more harmonized. Last week it was all over the place. I could let this one lull me back to sleep. And they usually only last for thirty minutes. Yeah, this is not too bad.
**"Bow to me, mortals!! For Asmeod... | I wake up with a throbbing headache and weird noises coming through my vents. I look at the alarm clock ... 3:00 AM in flashing red lights. Are you f-ing kidding me?
I throw a pillow over my head and try to go back to bed, with anger in my chest. This isn't the first the time the people below me have been loud and ob... | |
[WP] You've been in this time loop for centuries. You know how to break the loop already, you just want to make sure you've done all you wanted and learned everything you need while you're still here, before returning to a "normal" life. | Just days after I turned 24, I was given the diagnosis no one ever wants to hear. I distinctly remember the lump in my throat that formed as I heard the news. I remember the first tear as it slowly streaked down my face. I remember the sheer grief and despair wash over me instantly.
I was given just a few months to li... | I lay on my bed on new year's eve. This year was a failure too, I didn't earn shit. I didn't achieve anything of significance, couldn't get a girlfriend, my physical health was a joke. I wouldn't be able to run a mile even if my life depended on it. But the thing that bothered me the most that I was alone. New year's e... | |
[WP] You've been in this time loop for centuries. You know how to break the loop already, you just want to make sure you've done all you wanted and learned everything you need while you're still here, before returning to a "normal" life. | Just days after I turned 24, I was given the diagnosis no one ever wants to hear. I distinctly remember the lump in my throat that formed as I heard the news. I remember the first tear as it slowly streaked down my face. I remember the sheer grief and despair wash over me instantly.
I was given just a few months to li... | I like looking at the sunset. It feels viscerally human. To look at the star that gives us life, caresses our cheek with its warmth. It is the only star I never grew bored of. One constant, that shames me with its timelessness. I see it as a parent, who wakes me up with a kiss every morning and bids me to sleep in the ... | |
[WP] You've been in this time loop for centuries. You know how to break the loop already, you just want to make sure you've done all you wanted and learned everything you need while you're still here, before returning to a "normal" life. | Have you ever sat near your window pane and listened to a storm rage violently outside? Hearing the army of water pellets storm your roof before calming down and slowly retreating into your gutter. And, most importantly, have you ever waited with your breath held tight for a silent flash of light to tear open the black... | I like looking at the sunset. It feels viscerally human. To look at the star that gives us life, caresses our cheek with its warmth. It is the only star I never grew bored of. One constant, that shames me with its timelessness. I see it as a parent, who wakes me up with a kiss every morning and bids me to sleep in the ... | |
[WP] You've been in this time loop for centuries. You know how to break the loop already, you just want to make sure you've done all you wanted and learned everything you need while you're still here, before returning to a "normal" life. | Reality. Everyone yearns it, right? What's a relationship if not real. What's the truth? Who am I? I want the real deal. The real brand. Real friends. Real. Real. Real.
But it's all fake.
All of it is fake.
None of it can be real.
Everyone.
Every human experiences a different baseline of reality, a different view... | I like looking at the sunset. It feels viscerally human. To look at the star that gives us life, caresses our cheek with its warmth. It is the only star I never grew bored of. One constant, that shames me with its timelessness. I see it as a parent, who wakes me up with a kiss every morning and bids me to sleep in the ... | |
[WP] You've been in this time loop for centuries. You know how to break the loop already, you just want to make sure you've done all you wanted and learned everything you need while you're still here, before returning to a "normal" life. | Note to self: Never experiment with time travel after having eaten a lemon meringue! I should have anticipated this, after all, replacing myself with a parallel version of myself who has had the same idea in order to avoid a time paradox was such a simple concept, but I didn't consider that in that universe, other me h... | I like looking at the sunset. It feels viscerally human. To look at the star that gives us life, caresses our cheek with its warmth. It is the only star I never grew bored of. One constant, that shames me with its timelessness. I see it as a parent, who wakes me up with a kiss every morning and bids me to sleep in the ... | |
[WP] You've been in this time loop for centuries. You know how to break the loop already, you just want to make sure you've done all you wanted and learned everything you need while you're still here, before returning to a "normal" life. | I'm almost ready.
She smiles at me as I give her the bottle of perfume. It's her favorite, and rare, and I was lucky that there's a bottle here in town.
I've lost count of how many times I've handed her that same box, wrapped in a delicate floral pattern. I've lost count of how often her fingers dance over the ribbon... | I like looking at the sunset. It feels viscerally human. To look at the star that gives us life, caresses our cheek with its warmth. It is the only star I never grew bored of. One constant, that shames me with its timelessness. I see it as a parent, who wakes me up with a kiss every morning and bids me to sleep in the ... | |
[WP] You've been in this time loop for centuries. You know how to break the loop already, you just want to make sure you've done all you wanted and learned everything you need while you're still here, before returning to a "normal" life. | Have you ever sat near your window pane and listened to a storm rage violently outside? Hearing the army of water pellets storm your roof before calming down and slowly retreating into your gutter. And, most importantly, have you ever waited with your breath held tight for a silent flash of light to tear open the black... | Writing a novel and publish it. Done.
Funfair tour. Done.
Writing articles and publishing them. Done.
Experiment every possible fetish. Done.
Revenge. Done.
Finish up all the cartoon and live action series. Done.
Food tasted around the world. Done.
Getting a degree in every subject. Done.
Falling in love.
Ah ... | |
[WP] You've been in this time loop for centuries. You know how to break the loop already, you just want to make sure you've done all you wanted and learned everything you need while you're still here, before returning to a "normal" life. | Reality. Everyone yearns it, right? What's a relationship if not real. What's the truth? Who am I? I want the real deal. The real brand. Real friends. Real. Real. Real.
But it's all fake.
All of it is fake.
None of it can be real.
Everyone.
Every human experiences a different baseline of reality, a different view... | Writing a novel and publish it. Done.
Funfair tour. Done.
Writing articles and publishing them. Done.
Experiment every possible fetish. Done.
Revenge. Done.
Finish up all the cartoon and live action series. Done.
Food tasted around the world. Done.
Getting a degree in every subject. Done.
Falling in love.
Ah ... | |
[WP] You've been in this time loop for centuries. You know how to break the loop already, you just want to make sure you've done all you wanted and learned everything you need while you're still here, before returning to a "normal" life. | Note to self: Never experiment with time travel after having eaten a lemon meringue! I should have anticipated this, after all, replacing myself with a parallel version of myself who has had the same idea in order to avoid a time paradox was such a simple concept, but I didn't consider that in that universe, other me h... | Writing a novel and publish it. Done.
Funfair tour. Done.
Writing articles and publishing them. Done.
Experiment every possible fetish. Done.
Revenge. Done.
Finish up all the cartoon and live action series. Done.
Food tasted around the world. Done.
Getting a degree in every subject. Done.
Falling in love.
Ah ... | |
[WP] You've been in this time loop for centuries. You know how to break the loop already, you just want to make sure you've done all you wanted and learned everything you need while you're still here, before returning to a "normal" life. | I'm almost ready.
She smiles at me as I give her the bottle of perfume. It's her favorite, and rare, and I was lucky that there's a bottle here in town.
I've lost count of how many times I've handed her that same box, wrapped in a delicate floral pattern. I've lost count of how often her fingers dance over the ribbon... | Writing a novel and publish it. Done.
Funfair tour. Done.
Writing articles and publishing them. Done.
Experiment every possible fetish. Done.
Revenge. Done.
Finish up all the cartoon and live action series. Done.
Food tasted around the world. Done.
Getting a degree in every subject. Done.
Falling in love.
Ah ... | |
[WP] You've been in this time loop for centuries. You know how to break the loop already, you just want to make sure you've done all you wanted and learned everything you need while you're still here, before returning to a "normal" life. | Note to self: Never experiment with time travel after having eaten a lemon meringue! I should have anticipated this, after all, replacing myself with a parallel version of myself who has had the same idea in order to avoid a time paradox was such a simple concept, but I didn't consider that in that universe, other me h... | Have you ever sat near your window pane and listened to a storm rage violently outside? Hearing the army of water pellets storm your roof before calming down and slowly retreating into your gutter. And, most importantly, have you ever waited with your breath held tight for a silent flash of light to tear open the black... | |
[WP] You've been in this time loop for centuries. You know how to break the loop already, you just want to make sure you've done all you wanted and learned everything you need while you're still here, before returning to a "normal" life. | I'm almost ready.
She smiles at me as I give her the bottle of perfume. It's her favorite, and rare, and I was lucky that there's a bottle here in town.
I've lost count of how many times I've handed her that same box, wrapped in a delicate floral pattern. I've lost count of how often her fingers dance over the ribbon... | Have you ever sat near your window pane and listened to a storm rage violently outside? Hearing the army of water pellets storm your roof before calming down and slowly retreating into your gutter. And, most importantly, have you ever waited with your breath held tight for a silent flash of light to tear open the black... | |
[WP] You've been in this time loop for centuries. You know how to break the loop already, you just want to make sure you've done all you wanted and learned everything you need while you're still here, before returning to a "normal" life. | Note to self: Never experiment with time travel after having eaten a lemon meringue! I should have anticipated this, after all, replacing myself with a parallel version of myself who has had the same idea in order to avoid a time paradox was such a simple concept, but I didn't consider that in that universe, other me h... | The loop was started for scientific reasons, to see if we could learn from different “timelines” in the infinity chambers.
Every person is unique; each person could give different outcomes to any moment in time and change a thousand different things. So imagine if we used AI to learn from those thousand different ou... | |
[WP] You've been in this time loop for centuries. You know how to break the loop already, you just want to make sure you've done all you wanted and learned everything you need while you're still here, before returning to a "normal" life. | I'm almost ready.
She smiles at me as I give her the bottle of perfume. It's her favorite, and rare, and I was lucky that there's a bottle here in town.
I've lost count of how many times I've handed her that same box, wrapped in a delicate floral pattern. I've lost count of how often her fingers dance over the ribbon... | The loop was started for scientific reasons, to see if we could learn from different “timelines” in the infinity chambers.
Every person is unique; each person could give different outcomes to any moment in time and change a thousand different things. So imagine if we used AI to learn from those thousand different ou... | |
[WP] You've been in this time loop for centuries. You know how to break the loop already, you just want to make sure you've done all you wanted and learned everything you need while you're still here, before returning to a "normal" life. | At first I visited my friends. During the pandemic, I had been a hermit, mostly avoiding people, so as soon as time started repeating, I visited all the people I cared about. At first it was my close and local friends. Then I drove---sometimes hundreds of miles to see my more distant friends. I got reacquainted aga... | The loop was started for scientific reasons, to see if we could learn from different “timelines” in the infinity chambers.
Every person is unique; each person could give different outcomes to any moment in time and change a thousand different things. So imagine if we used AI to learn from those thousand different ou... | |
[WP] You've been in this time loop for centuries. You know how to break the loop already, you just want to make sure you've done all you wanted and learned everything you need while you're still here, before returning to a "normal" life. | Antonine had never intended for any of this to happen. What kind of monster would? No, the ritual that sacrificed an entire city was supposed to be a death repelling barrier, that is what the ancient scrolls said, but apparently death repelling did not mean keeping the undead out.
For centuries Antonine had been trap... | The loop was started for scientific reasons, to see if we could learn from different “timelines” in the infinity chambers.
Every person is unique; each person could give different outcomes to any moment in time and change a thousand different things. So imagine if we used AI to learn from those thousand different ou... | |
[WP] You've been in this time loop for centuries. You know how to break the loop already, you just want to make sure you've done all you wanted and learned everything you need while you're still here, before returning to a "normal" life. | Note to self: Never experiment with time travel after having eaten a lemon meringue! I should have anticipated this, after all, replacing myself with a parallel version of myself who has had the same idea in order to avoid a time paradox was such a simple concept, but I didn't consider that in that universe, other me h... | Reality. Everyone yearns it, right? What's a relationship if not real. What's the truth? Who am I? I want the real deal. The real brand. Real friends. Real. Real. Real.
But it's all fake.
All of it is fake.
None of it can be real.
Everyone.
Every human experiences a different baseline of reality, a different view... | |
[WP] You've been in this time loop for centuries. You know how to break the loop already, you just want to make sure you've done all you wanted and learned everything you need while you're still here, before returning to a "normal" life. | I'm almost ready.
She smiles at me as I give her the bottle of perfume. It's her favorite, and rare, and I was lucky that there's a bottle here in town.
I've lost count of how many times I've handed her that same box, wrapped in a delicate floral pattern. I've lost count of how often her fingers dance over the ribbon... | Reality. Everyone yearns it, right? What's a relationship if not real. What's the truth? Who am I? I want the real deal. The real brand. Real friends. Real. Real. Real.
But it's all fake.
All of it is fake.
None of it can be real.
Everyone.
Every human experiences a different baseline of reality, a different view... | |
[WP] You've been in this time loop for centuries. You know how to break the loop already, you just want to make sure you've done all you wanted and learned everything you need while you're still here, before returning to a "normal" life. | I'm almost ready.
She smiles at me as I give her the bottle of perfume. It's her favorite, and rare, and I was lucky that there's a bottle here in town.
I've lost count of how many times I've handed her that same box, wrapped in a delicate floral pattern. I've lost count of how often her fingers dance over the ribbon... | Note to self: Never experiment with time travel after having eaten a lemon meringue! I should have anticipated this, after all, replacing myself with a parallel version of myself who has had the same idea in order to avoid a time paradox was such a simple concept, but I didn't consider that in that universe, other me h... | |
[WP] You've been in this time loop for centuries. You know how to break the loop already, you just want to make sure you've done all you wanted and learned everything you need while you're still here, before returning to a "normal" life. | At first I visited my friends. During the pandemic, I had been a hermit, mostly avoiding people, so as soon as time started repeating, I visited all the people I cared about. At first it was my close and local friends. Then I drove---sometimes hundreds of miles to see my more distant friends. I got reacquainted aga... | I already knpw what made her heart race. I know exactly what it is I do that pisses her off. I can tell within a breath of a moment that she's bored or happy or distracted.
I thought I was being punished, reliving our life together over and over..all the pain, all the tears. Both of us had regrets, missed opportunities... | |
[WP] You've been in this time loop for centuries. You know how to break the loop already, you just want to make sure you've done all you wanted and learned everything you need while you're still here, before returning to a "normal" life. | Antonine had never intended for any of this to happen. What kind of monster would? No, the ritual that sacrificed an entire city was supposed to be a death repelling barrier, that is what the ancient scrolls said, but apparently death repelling did not mean keeping the undead out.
For centuries Antonine had been trap... | I already knpw what made her heart race. I know exactly what it is I do that pisses her off. I can tell within a breath of a moment that she's bored or happy or distracted.
I thought I was being punished, reliving our life together over and over..all the pain, all the tears. Both of us had regrets, missed opportunities... | |
[WP] You've been in this time loop for centuries. You know how to break the loop already, you just want to make sure you've done all you wanted and learned everything you need while you're still here, before returning to a "normal" life. | A little boy lies still, eyes shut, skin pale. The coffin closes amidst muffled grieving. Poor Tim, such a nice child, friendly to everyone. Lyra would never hear an unkind word about the boy, now or ever. But if he lives, people are anything but kind to him. She knows what happens if she saves him.
Lyra has lived a r... | I already knpw what made her heart race. I know exactly what it is I do that pisses her off. I can tell within a breath of a moment that she's bored or happy or distracted.
I thought I was being punished, reliving our life together over and over..all the pain, all the tears. Both of us had regrets, missed opportunities... | |
[WP] You've been in this time loop for centuries. You know how to break the loop already, you just want to make sure you've done all you wanted and learned everything you need while you're still here, before returning to a "normal" life. | Antonine had never intended for any of this to happen. What kind of monster would? No, the ritual that sacrificed an entire city was supposed to be a death repelling barrier, that is what the ancient scrolls said, but apparently death repelling did not mean keeping the undead out.
For centuries Antonine had been trap... | At first I visited my friends. During the pandemic, I had been a hermit, mostly avoiding people, so as soon as time started repeating, I visited all the people I cared about. At first it was my close and local friends. Then I drove---sometimes hundreds of miles to see my more distant friends. I got reacquainted aga... | |
[WP] You, a superhero, are awful at keeping your identity secret, yet somehow no villains have found you yet. 1 day after accidentally unmasking for the 30th time, you look online to find that the unmasked pictures of you are gone. There's a hackivist group dedicated to protecting your identity. | "Nocturne, thank goodness. I...I need someone to talk to about this latest thing. Its...big." The man exclaimed, landing next to the dark skinned woman. His blue robe rippled in the wind as the two of them stood on a rooftop, overlooking the night of the city. While the blue halfmask obscured his brow, the grimace on h... | "And then they told me you hired them. Behind my back."
"We can't have villains finding out where you live, now can we?"
"No, no, you know that's not what it's about. Plenty of heroes are public these days, Captain Stingray has a fucking cooking show for Christ sake, that isn't what this is about at all."
"Well what... | |
[WP] You, a superhero, are awful at keeping your identity secret, yet somehow no villains have found you yet. 1 day after accidentally unmasking for the 30th time, you look online to find that the unmasked pictures of you are gone. There's a hackivist group dedicated to protecting your identity. | Megan didn’t expect a lot of things that happened after she had called her university’s security department for an escort to her car.
For starters, she didn’t expect her escort to be roughly seven feet tall with biceps bigger around than her waist. She *certainly* didn’t expect him to be clad in a skintight onesie tha... | "And then they told me you hired them. Behind my back."
"We can't have villains finding out where you live, now can we?"
"No, no, you know that's not what it's about. Plenty of heroes are public these days, Captain Stingray has a fucking cooking show for Christ sake, that isn't what this is about at all."
"Well what... | |
[WP] You, a superhero, are awful at keeping your identity secret, yet somehow no villains have found you yet. 1 day after accidentally unmasking for the 30th time, you look online to find that the unmasked pictures of you are gone. There's a hackivist group dedicated to protecting your identity. | **I had an idea but i kinda ran out of steam but figured i would post what i had.**
"I was reported?" the gears slowly turning at the implications, the last of which would be a bullet in the head for myself and my family...if i was anyone else.
"Dont worry we've got you covered" whispered the man in the hoody through... | "And then they told me you hired them. Behind my back."
"We can't have villains finding out where you live, now can we?"
"No, no, you know that's not what it's about. Plenty of heroes are public these days, Captain Stingray has a fucking cooking show for Christ sake, that isn't what this is about at all."
"Well what... | |
[WP] You, a superhero, are awful at keeping your identity secret, yet somehow no villains have found you yet. 1 day after accidentally unmasking for the 30th time, you look online to find that the unmasked pictures of you are gone. There's a hackivist group dedicated to protecting your identity. | “Heronymous?”
“Yes.” The grating, disembodied voice said on the other said of the phone.
“You protect super heroes?”
“We do.”
“Why haven’t I heard of you before?”
“Well…secrecy is kind of our thing.”
Jeffery didn’t know what to say next. About two months ago he had acquired the ability to move things without touc... | # Bargain Bin Superheroes
(Arc 5, Part 1: Clara Olsen v.s. Social Media)
(Note: Bargain Bin Superheroes is episodic; each part is self-contained. This story can be enjoyed without reading the previous sections.)
**"As of now, you no longer exist."** Frederick handed me a tablet, crisp suit rippling in the wind. "Con... | |
[WP] After years of being hunted, a group of dragons decide to go undercover as humans using their magic. When 20 years come and go, they all regroup and discuss their experiences with each other. | "Laz, you still doing the K9 consultant thing with Spike?" Martha passed the salami tray down the table, brushing crumbs away from her notes.
"Nah, we've moved on from that. I found out you can put pictures of cute dogs in the internet and make money off of it. Old Spike's a chihuahua now. We had a break-in last year,... | We met in a dripping basement. Not so small we couldn’t all change to our dragon forms, but it was a little cramped.
“Chkh, what did you find?”
She came forward, a small human, half the size of a normal one. She seemed well. She shivered and went into her dragon form. “As you asked, I went underground, and”
“Underc... | |
[WP] After years of being hunted, a group of dragons decide to go undercover as humans using their magic. When 20 years come and go, they all regroup and discuss their experiences with each other. | It's drizzling outside, but that didn't stop the patron from coming and going to the Starlight Tavern. On the second floor, a table has been reserved for a special occasion, a reunion. After some time, four people arrived and gathered at the reserved table. To everyone's perspective, they only saw four humans who's pr... | We met in a dripping basement. Not so small we couldn’t all change to our dragon forms, but it was a little cramped.
“Chkh, what did you find?”
She came forward, a small human, half the size of a normal one. She seemed well. She shivered and went into her dragon form. “As you asked, I went underground, and”
“Underc... | |
[WP] It was supposed to be a routine software upgrade, but now roombas are tracing pentagrams and summoning minor demons all across the country. You work in tech support. | Larry, with his chin in his hand, stared blankly at the loading bar. His other hand rested on the mouse. It was almost time to go home - 4:50pm.
Ugh, Larry thought with a big sigh. He didn’t have plans that night, just the usual dinner with his wife, Netflix shows, and playing a game or two with friends. Well, doing ... | There was no warning or whisper that the apocalypse was upon us. And no one from corporate told us it would begin today either when the latest update came out for the roombas and other carpet vacuums. The machines began summoning demons and causing havoc in every city on every continent. The latest update set the vacuu... |
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