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[WP] Killing a god meant inheriting everything they were. Name, powers, history, and even their memories. After killing Zeus and becoming him, you try to act natural, but the other Olympians are beginning to suspect something is wrong... because they aren't used to Zeus being so nice. | The one thing no one warns you about when it comes to killing a God? You become one. Granted its never happened before, Pan didn’t die that whole fiasco was a miss understanding involving a sailor and the death of a cult leader. I shouldn’t know that. Why do I know that? He told me, no not me, he told Zeus. Like I said... | Everything I touched was charged with electricity, my skin was indestructible, and I possessed the power to summon thunder and lightning. Everything I had done before seemed tiny and insignificant compared to the power I now held in my hands.
I tried to act natural, but it felt unnatural. The other gods and goddesses ... | |
[WP] You’re an immensely powerful immortal wizard who’s survived until modern day. When you get transported to another world of fantasy, you can’t help but get a little nostalgic. | For as long as I could remember, I had been a wizard, wielding immense power and living for countless centuries. I had seen civilizations rise and fall, and I had been a part of many of them. But no matter how much time passed, I remained ageless and unchanged, a being of pure magic.
As I wandered the world, I came ac... | I am an immensely powerful immortal wizard who has survived until modern day. I have seen countless civilizations rise and fall, and I have watched as the world has changed beyond recognition.
But despite my great power, I have always felt a little lost in this modern world. I long for the days of old, when magic was ... | |
[WP] Every time you die, you are instead rewound back in time to a point before you make the choice that will inevitably lead to your death, as a do-over of sorts. This time, you find yourself back in your childhood. This is rather concerning to you, as you were in your late 60s when you died. | "Thieving furball, drop it!" Athena exclaimed as her cat Cheddar ran past carrying a wool sock in his mouth.
"So ridiculous," she muttered. She had over a dozen mismatched socks because she never found one after Cheddar took it. She imagined them being dropped into an alternate universe. He was an inside cat, so... | "Wow, really God? You really had turned me allllll the wayyyyyy back to a point that was ages ago? Are you serious?"
At the age of six, I had, just a normal life as any other, I had friends and family. Rivals and enemies. What is the reason for me to revert all the way back to this time.
Then it got to me, I noticed,... | |
[WP] You finally did it, you built a time machine! You head back 2000 years to Jerusalem, thinking you'd finally end the debate and see Jesus for yourself... but, when you finally find him and look at him, he suddenly turns towards you as if struck by an invisible force, rage visible in his eyes. | I’d spent twenty years on the design and another ten years begging, borrowing, and stealing for the nuclear fuel and capacitors, all for *one* shot. Mercifully, all the time spent waiting in dark Bulgarian alleys, fields in Kazakhstan, and in the foothills of Pakistan gave me lots of time to think about how I would use... | It was a rushed decision, but after using all his logic building this machine, faith took control and he just knew where he wanted to go first.
As soon as the flash of light blinded him, he felt his weight pulling him down as he started to fall. Still blinded he felt the impact and how his shin snapped. Agony got there... | |
[WP] You finally did it, you built a time machine! You head back 2000 years to Jerusalem, thinking you'd finally end the debate and see Jesus for yourself... but, when you finally find him and look at him, he suddenly turns towards you as if struck by an invisible force, rage visible in his eyes. | I’d spent twenty years on the design and another ten years begging, borrowing, and stealing for the nuclear fuel and capacitors, all for *one* shot. Mercifully, all the time spent waiting in dark Bulgarian alleys, fields in Kazakhstan, and in the foothills of Pakistan gave me lots of time to think about how I would use... | Jerusalem, 2000 years before it all got out of hand. The mission my superiors had sent me on was clear and simple. Take a picture of Jesus Christ and confirm his existence then get the computer in the 70s. Easy. I didn’t stand out. I wore the same clothes as the folks around me. Perhaps the colour of my skin was a bit ... | |
[WP] The Bestiary of the Multiverse is a really, really thick book. Updated every two days. It works like a wierd magical Wikipedia, really. You are the mod, and sometimes find real gems between all of the mundane animals. Write your favorite page of this bestiary. | **Pomeranian (Dog Breed)**
The **Pomeranian** (often known as **Pom**, **Magehound**, or **spellbreaker dog**) is a [breed](ftp://fakelink) of [dog](ftp://fakelink) of the [Spitz](ftp://fakelink) type that is named for the Pomerania region in north-west Poland and north-east Germany in Central Europe. It is known in G... |
**Brain-Jellies**
Aquatic Megafauna
Colonial organisms resembling terrestrial jellyfish or mushrooms ranging from 10m to 100m in height from the top of their massive caps to the ends of their tentacle-systems.
The Brain-Jellies are particularly notable for their intelligence, which greatly exceeds... | |
[WP] The Bestiary of the Multiverse is a really, really thick book. Updated every two days. It works like a wierd magical Wikipedia, really. You are the mod, and sometimes find real gems between all of the mundane animals. Write your favorite page of this bestiary. | (Note: I know this doesn't follow the prompt, but it was too funny not to do)
You walk your way down the shadowed halls of the ancient temple once again, finlike hands folded in front of you and a grim expression on your golden scaled face. The chimera terrorizing the land you live in has grown too powerful. Villages ... | **The Plunkoo**
The plunkoo is a species of organic poop that comes from the dimension qwerty1. It is birthed from the anus of a cosmic giraffe, but is only given the gift of conscious if it is birthed from the giraffe if the giraffe poops it out mid-coitus. Traditionally, the plunkoo will have two arms and four legs,... | |
[WP] The Bestiary of the Multiverse is a really, really thick book. Updated every two days. It works like a wierd magical Wikipedia, really. You are the mod, and sometimes find real gems between all of the mundane animals. Write your favorite page of this bestiary. | **Description:**
The Hydraxian Lake Duck, is a small, avian-form from the third moon of the sixth planet of the Hydraxian system in the Triangulum Galaxy. It is also called several local epithets that violate the Bestiary's Adult Content Policies.
The Lake Duck grows 3-4 meters and is of variable mass, depending o... | **The Plunkoo**
The plunkoo is a species of organic poop that comes from the dimension qwerty1. It is birthed from the anus of a cosmic giraffe, but is only given the gift of conscious if it is birthed from the giraffe if the giraffe poops it out mid-coitus. Traditionally, the plunkoo will have two arms and four legs,... | |
[WP] The Bestiary of the Multiverse is a really, really thick book. Updated every two days. It works like a wierd magical Wikipedia, really. You are the mod, and sometimes find real gems between all of the mundane animals. Write your favorite page of this bestiary. | I looked down at the Bestiary of the Multiverse. It was one of the few tomes in this part of the library. All of them updated constantly, which is why there were so few. Librarians would constantly travel the multiverse and collect new information for these books.
Which is why this entry to the bestiary was so confusi... | **The Plunkoo**
The plunkoo is a species of organic poop that comes from the dimension qwerty1. It is birthed from the anus of a cosmic giraffe, but is only given the gift of conscious if it is birthed from the giraffe if the giraffe poops it out mid-coitus. Traditionally, the plunkoo will have two arms and four legs,... | |
[WP] The Bestiary of the Multiverse is a really, really thick book. Updated every two days. It works like a wierd magical Wikipedia, really. You are the mod, and sometimes find real gems between all of the mundane animals. Write your favorite page of this bestiary. | The “Remember Me” Beetle (RMB)
Bug family. Typically 75-100mm in size. Six legs. Hard, shiny exoskeleton, purple in color. Four wings, rainbow-colored. Two large, red pincers aid in breaking down food, and serve as formidable weapons against would-be predators. Poisonous.
This flying beetle can be found on the outs... | **The Plunkoo**
The plunkoo is a species of organic poop that comes from the dimension qwerty1. It is birthed from the anus of a cosmic giraffe, but is only given the gift of conscious if it is birthed from the giraffe if the giraffe poops it out mid-coitus. Traditionally, the plunkoo will have two arms and four legs,... | |
[WP] The Bestiary of the Multiverse is a really, really thick book. Updated every two days. It works like a wierd magical Wikipedia, really. You are the mod, and sometimes find real gems between all of the mundane animals. Write your favorite page of this bestiary. | **Universes: Grav 13.6 eV/H RelStrF 10e38 RelWkF 10e34 RelEMf 10e36 Bland Nonhorror Nonmagic Indigo-11 Violet-12 Amber-46. Variants: 255233213456576 to 255233286574634**
#Colonial Gigabloats
*Gigasupernatis coloniae*
The Colonial Gigabloat plays a central role in many of the major ecosystems on the gas giant world ... | **The Plunkoo**
The plunkoo is a species of organic poop that comes from the dimension qwerty1. It is birthed from the anus of a cosmic giraffe, but is only given the gift of conscious if it is birthed from the giraffe if the giraffe poops it out mid-coitus. Traditionally, the plunkoo will have two arms and four legs,... | |
[WP] The Bestiary of the Multiverse is a really, really thick book. Updated every two days. It works like a wierd magical Wikipedia, really. You are the mod, and sometimes find real gems between all of the mundane animals. Write your favorite page of this bestiary. | *Protogenia*
Protogenia (pro-toe-gen-ee-a) is a variant of Rhizopus stolonifer, a common mold often found on earth bread. Unlike its relative, Protogenia is mainly found growing on the pages of old books. Protogenia is most commonly found in the fantasy genre of narratives with more frequency in the books featuring a ... | **The Plunkoo**
The plunkoo is a species of organic poop that comes from the dimension qwerty1. It is birthed from the anus of a cosmic giraffe, but is only given the gift of conscious if it is birthed from the giraffe if the giraffe poops it out mid-coitus. Traditionally, the plunkoo will have two arms and four legs,... | |
[WP] The Bestiary of the Multiverse is a really, really thick book. Updated every two days. It works like a wierd magical Wikipedia, really. You are the mod, and sometimes find real gems between all of the mundane animals. Write your favorite page of this bestiary. | **Warp Lennoa**
A medium sized feline that inhabits savannahs and is known for their unique abilities and varied color. Their preferred method of hunting is careful stalking of prey, shortly followed by a quick ambush through a portal. Some observed Lennoa have been shown capable of forming warp tears underneath prey,... | **The Plunkoo**
The plunkoo is a species of organic poop that comes from the dimension qwerty1. It is birthed from the anus of a cosmic giraffe, but is only given the gift of conscious if it is birthed from the giraffe if the giraffe poops it out mid-coitus. Traditionally, the plunkoo will have two arms and four legs,... | |
[WP] The Bestiary of the Multiverse is a really, really thick book. Updated every two days. It works like a wierd magical Wikipedia, really. You are the mod, and sometimes find real gems between all of the mundane animals. Write your favorite page of this bestiary. | (Note: I know this doesn't follow the prompt, but it was too funny not to do)
You walk your way down the shadowed halls of the ancient temple once again, finlike hands folded in front of you and a grim expression on your golden scaled face. The chimera terrorizing the land you live in has grown too powerful. Villages ... | Whirlpool worms
Whirlpool worms are marine bivalve mollusks , and a subspecies of the family Teridae. They are notorious for their ability to rapidly tear apart entire ships caught in their swirl. They do this through their small shells on their front end. These shells allow them to chew their way... | |
[WP] The Bestiary of the Multiverse is a really, really thick book. Updated every two days. It works like a wierd magical Wikipedia, really. You are the mod, and sometimes find real gems between all of the mundane animals. Write your favorite page of this bestiary. | **Description:**
The Hydraxian Lake Duck, is a small, avian-form from the third moon of the sixth planet of the Hydraxian system in the Triangulum Galaxy. It is also called several local epithets that violate the Bestiary's Adult Content Policies.
The Lake Duck grows 3-4 meters and is of variable mass, depending o... | Whirlpool worms
Whirlpool worms are marine bivalve mollusks , and a subspecies of the family Teridae. They are notorious for their ability to rapidly tear apart entire ships caught in their swirl. They do this through their small shells on their front end. These shells allow them to chew their way... | |
[WP] The Bestiary of the Multiverse is a really, really thick book. Updated every two days. It works like a wierd magical Wikipedia, really. You are the mod, and sometimes find real gems between all of the mundane animals. Write your favorite page of this bestiary. | I looked down at the Bestiary of the Multiverse. It was one of the few tomes in this part of the library. All of them updated constantly, which is why there were so few. Librarians would constantly travel the multiverse and collect new information for these books.
Which is why this entry to the bestiary was so confusi... | Whirlpool worms
Whirlpool worms are marine bivalve mollusks , and a subspecies of the family Teridae. They are notorious for their ability to rapidly tear apart entire ships caught in their swirl. They do this through their small shells on their front end. These shells allow them to chew their way... | |
[WP] The Bestiary of the Multiverse is a really, really thick book. Updated every two days. It works like a wierd magical Wikipedia, really. You are the mod, and sometimes find real gems between all of the mundane animals. Write your favorite page of this bestiary. | **Warp Lennoa**
A medium sized feline that inhabits savannahs and is known for their unique abilities and varied color. Their preferred method of hunting is careful stalking of prey, shortly followed by a quick ambush through a portal. Some observed Lennoa have been shown capable of forming warp tears underneath prey,... | Whirlpool worms
Whirlpool worms are marine bivalve mollusks , and a subspecies of the family Teridae. They are notorious for their ability to rapidly tear apart entire ships caught in their swirl. They do this through their small shells on their front end. These shells allow them to chew their way... | |
[WP] The Bestiary of the Multiverse is a really, really thick book. Updated every two days. It works like a wierd magical Wikipedia, really. You are the mod, and sometimes find real gems between all of the mundane animals. Write your favorite page of this bestiary. | **Warp Lennoa**
A medium sized feline that inhabits savannahs and is known for their unique abilities and varied color. Their preferred method of hunting is careful stalking of prey, shortly followed by a quick ambush through a portal. Some observed Lennoa have been shown capable of forming warp tears underneath prey,... | (Note: I know this doesn't follow the prompt, but it was too funny not to do)
You walk your way down the shadowed halls of the ancient temple once again, finlike hands folded in front of you and a grim expression on your golden scaled face. The chimera terrorizing the land you live in has grown too powerful. Villages ... | |
[WP] The Bestiary of the Multiverse is a really, really thick book. Updated every two days. It works like a wierd magical Wikipedia, really. You are the mod, and sometimes find real gems between all of the mundane animals. Write your favorite page of this bestiary. | **Warp Lennoa**
A medium sized feline that inhabits savannahs and is known for their unique abilities and varied color. Their preferred method of hunting is careful stalking of prey, shortly followed by a quick ambush through a portal. Some observed Lennoa have been shown capable of forming warp tears underneath prey,... | **Description:**
The Hydraxian Lake Duck, is a small, avian-form from the third moon of the sixth planet of the Hydraxian system in the Triangulum Galaxy. It is also called several local epithets that violate the Bestiary's Adult Content Policies.
The Lake Duck grows 3-4 meters and is of variable mass, depending o... | |
[WP] The Bestiary of the Multiverse is a really, really thick book. Updated every two days. It works like a wierd magical Wikipedia, really. You are the mod, and sometimes find real gems between all of the mundane animals. Write your favorite page of this bestiary. | **Warp Lennoa**
A medium sized feline that inhabits savannahs and is known for their unique abilities and varied color. Their preferred method of hunting is careful stalking of prey, shortly followed by a quick ambush through a portal. Some observed Lennoa have been shown capable of forming warp tears underneath prey,... | The “Remember Me” Beetle (RMB)
Bug family. Typically 75-100mm in size. Six legs. Hard, shiny exoskeleton, purple in color. Four wings, rainbow-colored. Two large, red pincers aid in breaking down food, and serve as formidable weapons against would-be predators. Poisonous.
This flying beetle can be found on the outs... | |
[WP] The Bestiary of the Multiverse is a really, really thick book. Updated every two days. It works like a wierd magical Wikipedia, really. You are the mod, and sometimes find real gems between all of the mundane animals. Write your favorite page of this bestiary. | **Warp Lennoa**
A medium sized feline that inhabits savannahs and is known for their unique abilities and varied color. Their preferred method of hunting is careful stalking of prey, shortly followed by a quick ambush through a portal. Some observed Lennoa have been shown capable of forming warp tears underneath prey,... | **Universes: Grav 13.6 eV/H RelStrF 10e38 RelWkF 10e34 RelEMf 10e36 Bland Nonhorror Nonmagic Indigo-11 Violet-12 Amber-46. Variants: 255233213456576 to 255233286574634**
#Colonial Gigabloats
*Gigasupernatis coloniae*
The Colonial Gigabloat plays a central role in many of the major ecosystems on the gas giant world ... | |
[WP] The Bestiary of the Multiverse is a really, really thick book. Updated every two days. It works like a wierd magical Wikipedia, really. You are the mod, and sometimes find real gems between all of the mundane animals. Write your favorite page of this bestiary. | **Warp Lennoa**
A medium sized feline that inhabits savannahs and is known for their unique abilities and varied color. Their preferred method of hunting is careful stalking of prey, shortly followed by a quick ambush through a portal. Some observed Lennoa have been shown capable of forming warp tears underneath prey,... | *Protogenia*
Protogenia (pro-toe-gen-ee-a) is a variant of Rhizopus stolonifer, a common mold often found on earth bread. Unlike its relative, Protogenia is mainly found growing on the pages of old books. Protogenia is most commonly found in the fantasy genre of narratives with more frequency in the books featuring a ... | |
[WP] The Bestiary of the Multiverse is a really, really thick book. Updated every two days. It works like a wierd magical Wikipedia, really. You are the mod, and sometimes find real gems between all of the mundane animals. Write your favorite page of this bestiary. | **Ulceritis Seratis (Creeping Rot)**
*Ulceritis Seratis* is the causative agent of the infectious disease known as Creeping Rot referred to as C-Rot [1]. C-Rot normally affects the extremities of exposed individuals resulting in the decay and decomposition of human flesh [2]. Surgical amputation of affected areas is t... | The Makkipodo.
On a planet far away from anything really, is a beast called the Makkipodo. It lives a solitary life not often mingling with other Makkipodos. The creature stands about twenty feet tall at its full height, but is often found using both sets of limbs to propel it along the ground. These limbs have a st... | |
[WP] The Bestiary of the Multiverse is a really, really thick book. Updated every two days. It works like a wierd magical Wikipedia, really. You are the mod, and sometimes find real gems between all of the mundane animals. Write your favorite page of this bestiary. | **The Gooblin**
Gooblins (*goblina ectoplasimca*) are a rare sub-species of both the Goblin and the Slime family. Not naturally born in the wild from parents, gooblins are created when a goblin (*goblina mundana*) encounters a slime (*ectoplasmica mundana*) and instead of the violent demise of one of the creatures, th... | The Makkipodo.
On a planet far away from anything really, is a beast called the Makkipodo. It lives a solitary life not often mingling with other Makkipodos. The creature stands about twenty feet tall at its full height, but is often found using both sets of limbs to propel it along the ground. These limbs have a st... | |
[WP] The Bestiary of the Multiverse is a really, really thick book. Updated every two days. It works like a wierd magical Wikipedia, really. You are the mod, and sometimes find real gems between all of the mundane animals. Write your favorite page of this bestiary. | **The Somaspore**
The Somaspore is a most peculiar creature that is found in varying dimensions and habitats across the multi-verse; this creature is truly a wonder of reproductive science. For this reason, one should take great care when spotting or handling a Somaspore and familiarize oneself with local laws and reg... | The Makkipodo.
On a planet far away from anything really, is a beast called the Makkipodo. It lives a solitary life not often mingling with other Makkipodos. The creature stands about twenty feet tall at its full height, but is often found using both sets of limbs to propel it along the ground. These limbs have a st... | |
[WP] The Bestiary of the Multiverse is a really, really thick book. Updated every two days. It works like a wierd magical Wikipedia, really. You are the mod, and sometimes find real gems between all of the mundane animals. Write your favorite page of this bestiary. | **The Gooblin**
Gooblins (*goblina ectoplasimca*) are a rare sub-species of both the Goblin and the Slime family. Not naturally born in the wild from parents, gooblins are created when a goblin (*goblina mundana*) encounters a slime (*ectoplasmica mundana*) and instead of the violent demise of one of the creatures, th... | **Ulceritis Seratis (Creeping Rot)**
*Ulceritis Seratis* is the causative agent of the infectious disease known as Creeping Rot referred to as C-Rot [1]. C-Rot normally affects the extremities of exposed individuals resulting in the decay and decomposition of human flesh [2]. Surgical amputation of affected areas is t... | |
[WP] You were the hero, the prophesied savior of the world. But you are so very tired of sacrificing for the greater good, of having to do the right thing at your expense. So when they ask you to do it again, you say no. | The first apocalypse was the worst. It wasn't just the shock of death and destruction, it's the toll it takes. The first battle that ends in loss. The first time you fight for your life. The first loss of love. When we managed to destroy the evil, we knew relief. We knew mourning, we knew loss, but we also knew peace.
... | The stunned silence, anticipated or not stretched on until the ashes dropped from the tip of the deeply inhaled cigarette. One could almost imagine the sizzle before they fell. Outside of my palm swiped heavily across my forehead, cool and slightly oily. The months long binge of hedonistic revelry had done my health no... | |
[WP] You were the hero, the prophesied savior of the world. But you are so very tired of sacrificing for the greater good, of having to do the right thing at your expense. So when they ask you to do it again, you say no. | "Please, Ser Alfred. No one else can defeat this beast. Others have tried, many others, and all have failed. You alone can bring this conflict to an end."
"No," the old man replied. He lifted a poker and stoked the fire, choosing to look at it, rather than the man pleading before him. "I've told you twice now. I'll n... | The stunned silence, anticipated or not stretched on until the ashes dropped from the tip of the deeply inhaled cigarette. One could almost imagine the sizzle before they fell. Outside of my palm swiped heavily across my forehead, cool and slightly oily. The months long binge of hedonistic revelry had done my health no... | |
[WP] You were the hero, the prophesied savior of the world. But you are so very tired of sacrificing for the greater good, of having to do the right thing at your expense. So when they ask you to do it again, you say no. | They said it so often during those horrible times. 'Hero' they would say, all smiles and joy. I saw it on the news, in online articles, heard it on the lips of every radio DJ.
Yet I never believed a word of it. I just suited up, put on the mask, and braved the dangers every day.
I was threatened. Villains who were co... | The stunned silence, anticipated or not stretched on until the ashes dropped from the tip of the deeply inhaled cigarette. One could almost imagine the sizzle before they fell. Outside of my palm swiped heavily across my forehead, cool and slightly oily. The months long binge of hedonistic revelry had done my health no... | |
[WP] You were the hero, the prophesied savior of the world. But you are so very tired of sacrificing for the greater good, of having to do the right thing at your expense. So when they ask you to do it again, you say no. | "I'll see you when this is all over."
A simple phrase, one I have said many times to many.
\_\_\_\_\_
When this first started for me, I was eager. Children like to grow up hearing stories of heroes saving the day, battling against terrible odds so that we may all see the next sunrise. I was no different. To be given... | The stunned silence, anticipated or not stretched on until the ashes dropped from the tip of the deeply inhaled cigarette. One could almost imagine the sizzle before they fell. Outside of my palm swiped heavily across my forehead, cool and slightly oily. The months long binge of hedonistic revelry had done my health no... | |
[WP] You were the hero, the prophesied savior of the world. But you are so very tired of sacrificing for the greater good, of having to do the right thing at your expense. So when they ask you to do it again, you say no. | “Hey, James, we finally found you!” shouted a young woman. Standing with her were two older men and a younger boy. “My father will be glad to see your face again. He says none of the other heroes that came after you can compare themselves to you.”
The former hero sighed as he turned his wheelchair to the four intruder... | The stunned silence, anticipated or not stretched on until the ashes dropped from the tip of the deeply inhaled cigarette. One could almost imagine the sizzle before they fell. Outside of my palm swiped heavily across my forehead, cool and slightly oily. The months long binge of hedonistic revelry had done my health no... | |
[WP] You were the hero, the prophesied savior of the world. But you are so very tired of sacrificing for the greater good, of having to do the right thing at your expense. So when they ask you to do it again, you say no. | “No.”
“Excuse me?” The man replied. He was giving me a look like he knew I was joking.
I wasn’t.
“I’m not doing it anymore. I want to live my life, get a job, start a family, go on trips. I don’t want to run around thwarting bank robbers and stopping murders. I don’t want to fix broken buildings or build new house... | The stunned silence, anticipated or not stretched on until the ashes dropped from the tip of the deeply inhaled cigarette. One could almost imagine the sizzle before they fell. Outside of my palm swiped heavily across my forehead, cool and slightly oily. The months long binge of hedonistic revelry had done my health no... | |
[WP] You were the hero, the prophesied savior of the world. But you are so very tired of sacrificing for the greater good, of having to do the right thing at your expense. So when they ask you to do it again, you say no. | They said it so often during those horrible times. 'Hero' they would say, all smiles and joy. I saw it on the news, in online articles, heard it on the lips of every radio DJ.
Yet I never believed a word of it. I just suited up, put on the mask, and braved the dangers every day.
I was threatened. Villains who were co... | The first apocalypse was the worst. It wasn't just the shock of death and destruction, it's the toll it takes. The first battle that ends in loss. The first time you fight for your life. The first loss of love. When we managed to destroy the evil, we knew relief. We knew mourning, we knew loss, but we also knew peace.
... | |
[WP] You were the hero, the prophesied savior of the world. But you are so very tired of sacrificing for the greater good, of having to do the right thing at your expense. So when they ask you to do it again, you say no. | "I'll see you when this is all over."
A simple phrase, one I have said many times to many.
\_\_\_\_\_
When this first started for me, I was eager. Children like to grow up hearing stories of heroes saving the day, battling against terrible odds so that we may all see the next sunrise. I was no different. To be given... | The first apocalypse was the worst. It wasn't just the shock of death and destruction, it's the toll it takes. The first battle that ends in loss. The first time you fight for your life. The first loss of love. When we managed to destroy the evil, we knew relief. We knew mourning, we knew loss, but we also knew peace.
... | |
[WP] You were the hero, the prophesied savior of the world. But you are so very tired of sacrificing for the greater good, of having to do the right thing at your expense. So when they ask you to do it again, you say no. | They said it so often during those horrible times. 'Hero' they would say, all smiles and joy. I saw it on the news, in online articles, heard it on the lips of every radio DJ.
Yet I never believed a word of it. I just suited up, put on the mask, and braved the dangers every day.
I was threatened. Villains who were co... | "Please, Ser Alfred. No one else can defeat this beast. Others have tried, many others, and all have failed. You alone can bring this conflict to an end."
"No," the old man replied. He lifted a poker and stoked the fire, choosing to look at it, rather than the man pleading before him. "I've told you twice now. I'll n... | |
[WP] You were the hero, the prophesied savior of the world. But you are so very tired of sacrificing for the greater good, of having to do the right thing at your expense. So when they ask you to do it again, you say no. | They said it so often during those horrible times. 'Hero' they would say, all smiles and joy. I saw it on the news, in online articles, heard it on the lips of every radio DJ.
Yet I never believed a word of it. I just suited up, put on the mask, and braved the dangers every day.
I was threatened. Villains who were co... | I stepped up to the microphone, and was nervous. Slowly I started speaking:
"My friends, today I stand before you in a state of melancholia. I know that each one of you has your own struggles and burdens to bear, and I do not wish to burden you with my own. But I must speak of my journey."
A sad beat filled the speak... | |
[WP] You were the hero, the prophesied savior of the world. But you are so very tired of sacrificing for the greater good, of having to do the right thing at your expense. So when they ask you to do it again, you say no. | "I'll see you when this is all over."
A simple phrase, one I have said many times to many.
\_\_\_\_\_
When this first started for me, I was eager. Children like to grow up hearing stories of heroes saving the day, battling against terrible odds so that we may all see the next sunrise. I was no different. To be given... | I stepped up to the microphone, and was nervous. Slowly I started speaking:
"My friends, today I stand before you in a state of melancholia. I know that each one of you has your own struggles and burdens to bear, and I do not wish to burden you with my own. But I must speak of my journey."
A sad beat filled the speak... | |
[WP] You were the hero, the prophesied savior of the world. But you are so very tired of sacrificing for the greater good, of having to do the right thing at your expense. So when they ask you to do it again, you say no. | “Hey, James, we finally found you!” shouted a young woman. Standing with her were two older men and a younger boy. “My father will be glad to see your face again. He says none of the other heroes that came after you can compare themselves to you.”
The former hero sighed as he turned his wheelchair to the four intruder... | I stepped up to the microphone, and was nervous. Slowly I started speaking:
"My friends, today I stand before you in a state of melancholia. I know that each one of you has your own struggles and burdens to bear, and I do not wish to burden you with my own. But I must speak of my journey."
A sad beat filled the speak... | |
[WP] You were the hero, the prophesied savior of the world. But you are so very tired of sacrificing for the greater good, of having to do the right thing at your expense. So when they ask you to do it again, you say no. | “No.”
“Excuse me?” The man replied. He was giving me a look like he knew I was joking.
I wasn’t.
“I’m not doing it anymore. I want to live my life, get a job, start a family, go on trips. I don’t want to run around thwarting bank robbers and stopping murders. I don’t want to fix broken buildings or build new house... | I stepped up to the microphone, and was nervous. Slowly I started speaking:
"My friends, today I stand before you in a state of melancholia. I know that each one of you has your own struggles and burdens to bear, and I do not wish to burden you with my own. But I must speak of my journey."
A sad beat filled the speak... | |
[WP] You were the hero, the prophesied savior of the world. But you are so very tired of sacrificing for the greater good, of having to do the right thing at your expense. So when they ask you to do it again, you say no. | As I stood in the mayor's office, listening to his wants to help the city, I began to think.
I am so tired of being treated like this. I coke from a world of magic, and wonder. This place had none of that. And sure the Magium wasn't the best of the realms but it was home. I came here in order to help balance this uns... | I stepped up to the microphone, and was nervous. Slowly I started speaking:
"My friends, today I stand before you in a state of melancholia. I know that each one of you has your own struggles and burdens to bear, and I do not wish to burden you with my own. But I must speak of my journey."
A sad beat filled the speak... | |
[WP] You were the hero, the prophesied savior of the world. But you are so very tired of sacrificing for the greater good, of having to do the right thing at your expense. So when they ask you to do it again, you say no. | "But we need you!"
I crossed my arms, sitting in the cottage I called home. The spokesman was pale, standing up from his chair in horror.
"I said I was done the last time. I meant it. So no, you can go back and say I'm not helping."
The spokeman spluttered, tapping his scroll frantically.
"But.... but.... but it wi... | I stepped up to the microphone, and was nervous. Slowly I started speaking:
"My friends, today I stand before you in a state of melancholia. I know that each one of you has your own struggles and burdens to bear, and I do not wish to burden you with my own. But I must speak of my journey."
A sad beat filled the speak... | |
[WP] You were the hero, the prophesied savior of the world. But you are so very tired of sacrificing for the greater good, of having to do the right thing at your expense. So when they ask you to do it again, you say no. | Selected excerpts from the journal of Earth’s greatest hero.
5/12/2000
I got my powers today. It was so cool flying around. I don’t know how I ever got by on foot before. I don’t care about getting my driver’s license anymore. Dad told me he’d help me learn to control my strength tomorrow. I need to pick out a hero n... | I stepped up to the microphone, and was nervous. Slowly I started speaking:
"My friends, today I stand before you in a state of melancholia. I know that each one of you has your own struggles and burdens to bear, and I do not wish to burden you with my own. But I must speak of my journey."
A sad beat filled the speak... | |
[WP] You were the hero, the prophesied savior of the world. But you are so very tired of sacrificing for the greater good, of having to do the right thing at your expense. So when they ask you to do it again, you say no. | “No.”
“Excuse me?” The man replied. He was giving me a look like he knew I was joking.
I wasn’t.
“I’m not doing it anymore. I want to live my life, get a job, start a family, go on trips. I don’t want to run around thwarting bank robbers and stopping murders. I don’t want to fix broken buildings or build new house... | “Hey, James, we finally found you!” shouted a young woman. Standing with her were two older men and a younger boy. “My father will be glad to see your face again. He says none of the other heroes that came after you can compare themselves to you.”
The former hero sighed as he turned his wheelchair to the four intruder... | |
[WP] You were the hero, the prophesied savior of the world. But you are so very tired of sacrificing for the greater good, of having to do the right thing at your expense. So when they ask you to do it again, you say no. | Selected excerpts from the journal of Earth’s greatest hero.
5/12/2000
I got my powers today. It was so cool flying around. I don’t know how I ever got by on foot before. I don’t care about getting my driver’s license anymore. Dad told me he’d help me learn to control my strength tomorrow. I need to pick out a hero n... | As I stood in the mayor's office, listening to his wants to help the city, I began to think.
I am so tired of being treated like this. I coke from a world of magic, and wonder. This place had none of that. And sure the Magium wasn't the best of the realms but it was home. I came here in order to help balance this uns... | |
[WP] You were the hero, the prophesied savior of the world. But you are so very tired of sacrificing for the greater good, of having to do the right thing at your expense. So when they ask you to do it again, you say no. | Selected excerpts from the journal of Earth’s greatest hero.
5/12/2000
I got my powers today. It was so cool flying around. I don’t know how I ever got by on foot before. I don’t care about getting my driver’s license anymore. Dad told me he’d help me learn to control my strength tomorrow. I need to pick out a hero n... | "But we need you!"
I crossed my arms, sitting in the cottage I called home. The spokesman was pale, standing up from his chair in horror.
"I said I was done the last time. I meant it. So no, you can go back and say I'm not helping."
The spokeman spluttered, tapping his scroll frantically.
"But.... but.... but it wi... | |
[WP] Across the galaxy, humans are known for tinkering on, and sometimes breaking, random items due to long transit time across space. As a solution, your company makes unfixable items to keep humans amused and harmless. Today a frantic captain just called claiming a human 'fixed' your product. | Transcript of an actual support call, submitted to the galactic court as evidence in the case of GaliTech VS human engineer Jamison Lawson:
"Thank you for calling GaliTech customer service, before we continue may we ask what shipboard time it is for conversational context?"
"Greetings, shipboard time is early sleep c... | A Supervisor: what do you mean he fixed the [REDACTED], it's not supposed to be anything at all in the first place??
H:ahhh, so it's not a miniature black hole generator then?
A Captain: no it's supposed to be a toy for you to play with so you don't break actual cargo, wait a miniature what?
H:black hole generator,... | |
[WP] Across the galaxy, humans are known for tinkering on, and sometimes breaking, random items due to long transit time across space. As a solution, your company makes unfixable items to keep humans amused and harmless. Today a frantic captain just called claiming a human 'fixed' your product. | My crew evaluations had been submitted a few night-cycles previously. His had been short and highly complementary: Propulsion Engineer Adams was a good man, a fine example to his team. Responsible and decisive. An introvert, more interested in books about ancient technologies than the intoxicants and tinkertoys his pee... | "Wait ... did I fix it? Those were advertised as 'unfixable' ... Huh I should talk to engineering."
As I took my ... what was this anyways to engineering I started to look at the "manual" to find out what that was supposed to be ... maybe.
As I turned to the elevators to ask for guidance I found the "product" ... wai... | |
[WP] Across the galaxy, humans are known for tinkering on, and sometimes breaking, random items due to long transit time across space. As a solution, your company makes unfixable items to keep humans amused and harmless. Today a frantic captain just called claiming a human 'fixed' your product. | Upsil has been the top galactic manufacturing company for 5 centuries, dealing in everything from children’s toys to weapons of warfare. From clothing made for the various sizes and shapes of the galactic citizens, to the very long-distance sublight transporters I’m sitting in. And even though Upsil has the best qualit... | "Wait ... did I fix it? Those were advertised as 'unfixable' ... Huh I should talk to engineering."
As I took my ... what was this anyways to engineering I started to look at the "manual" to find out what that was supposed to be ... maybe.
As I turned to the elevators to ask for guidance I found the "product" ... wai... | |
[WP] You we’re born with the ability to control fire, but instead of becoming a superhero, you set your sights on a much more attainable goal: You became the worlds greatest firefighter. | "Some people may criticise me. Some may question my intelligence. But I don't care what they say. I didn't want to be a superhero, because I know that won't help enough people
"Come on, there aren't any supervillains in our city in the first place! Will I have had to travel outside to use my super powers? Or will I h... | “I’m going to get out of this dumpster, Adriana.” I was lying on my bed. Her head rested on my chest.“
"Yeah?”
“Yeah, I am.”
She reached to kiss me with her tiny pink lips.“I believe in you, baby. You can become a superhero and work under the king or for the nobles, and then we can buy food.”
“I don’t want to work ... | |
[WP] You we’re born with the ability to control fire, but instead of becoming a superhero, you set your sights on a much more attainable goal: You became the worlds greatest firefighter. | As a young boy, you always knew that you were different from your peers. While other kids your age struggled to light candles or matches, you could ignite a flame with just a thought. It wasn't long before you discovered that you had the ability to control fire, and you were determined to use your gift for good.
You s... | “I’m going to get out of this dumpster, Adriana.” I was lying on my bed. Her head rested on my chest.“
"Yeah?”
“Yeah, I am.”
She reached to kiss me with her tiny pink lips.“I believe in you, baby. You can become a superhero and work under the king or for the nobles, and then we can buy food.”
“I don’t want to work ... | |
[WP] You we’re born with the ability to control fire, but instead of becoming a superhero, you set your sights on a much more attainable goal: You became the worlds greatest firefighter. | It had been a rough few months since revealing her powers. There was a lot of friction at first, she got called irresponsible for not using her powers to become a hero. After the first few burning buildings extinguished in seconds just with a wave of her hand, however, the public has started to cry out against superher... | “I’m going to get out of this dumpster, Adriana.” I was lying on my bed. Her head rested on my chest.“
"Yeah?”
“Yeah, I am.”
She reached to kiss me with her tiny pink lips.“I believe in you, baby. You can become a superhero and work under the king or for the nobles, and then we can buy food.”
“I don’t want to work ... | |
[WP] You we’re born with the ability to control fire, but instead of becoming a superhero, you set your sights on a much more attainable goal: You became the worlds greatest firefighter. | As a young boy, you always knew that you were different from your peers. While other kids your age struggled to light candles or matches, you could ignite a flame with just a thought. It wasn't long before you discovered that you had the ability to control fire, and you were determined to use your gift for good.
You s... | "Some people may criticise me. Some may question my intelligence. But I don't care what they say. I didn't want to be a superhero, because I know that won't help enough people
"Come on, there aren't any supervillains in our city in the first place! Will I have had to travel outside to use my super powers? Or will I h... | |
[WP] You we’re born with the ability to control fire, but instead of becoming a superhero, you set your sights on a much more attainable goal: You became the worlds greatest firefighter. | It had been a rough few months since revealing her powers. There was a lot of friction at first, she got called irresponsible for not using her powers to become a hero. After the first few burning buildings extinguished in seconds just with a wave of her hand, however, the public has started to cry out against superher... | "Some people may criticise me. Some may question my intelligence. But I don't care what they say. I didn't want to be a superhero, because I know that won't help enough people
"Come on, there aren't any supervillains in our city in the first place! Will I have had to travel outside to use my super powers? Or will I h... | |
[WP] You we’re born with the ability to control fire, but instead of becoming a superhero, you set your sights on a much more attainable goal: You became the worlds greatest firefighter. | As a young boy, you always knew that you were different from your peers. While other kids your age struggled to light candles or matches, you could ignite a flame with just a thought. It wasn't long before you discovered that you had the ability to control fire, and you were determined to use your gift for good.
You s... | Here on Fox News, we are covering the story of The Amazon, catching on fire. This seems to not be able to be contained nothing we can do to stop this.” eternal flame” we have dumped so much water on this we don’t even want to bore you about how much water it was and it didn’t even go down a little bit. It seems nothing... | |
[WP] You we’re born with the ability to control fire, but instead of becoming a superhero, you set your sights on a much more attainable goal: You became the worlds greatest firefighter. | It had been a rough few months since revealing her powers. There was a lot of friction at first, she got called irresponsible for not using her powers to become a hero. After the first few burning buildings extinguished in seconds just with a wave of her hand, however, the public has started to cry out against superher... | Here on Fox News, we are covering the story of The Amazon, catching on fire. This seems to not be able to be contained nothing we can do to stop this.” eternal flame” we have dumped so much water on this we don’t even want to bore you about how much water it was and it didn’t even go down a little bit. It seems nothing... | |
[WP] You we’re born with the ability to control fire, but instead of becoming a superhero, you set your sights on a much more attainable goal: You became the worlds greatest firefighter. | They knew. Long before that day, they knew, but they didn't say anything. To anyone. Most definitely outside the department. I was just another firefighter to them, albeit a really good one. A special one. I was a brother among brothers and sisters, a friend, a mentor, a savior. I was Sparks. But only among us. Even Ch... | Here on Fox News, we are covering the story of The Amazon, catching on fire. This seems to not be able to be contained nothing we can do to stop this.” eternal flame” we have dumped so much water on this we don’t even want to bore you about how much water it was and it didn’t even go down a little bit. It seems nothing... | |
[WP] You we’re born with the ability to control fire, but instead of becoming a superhero, you set your sights on a much more attainable goal: You became the worlds greatest firefighter. | There are so many ways a person can use fire. For cooking, heating a home, roasting smores. With super powers to control fire? Everyone usually lands towards one way or another. Becoming the next variation of "the human torch" in true super hero fashion. Or becoming Dabi, the hottest anime fire quirk user. There di... | Here on Fox News, we are covering the story of The Amazon, catching on fire. This seems to not be able to be contained nothing we can do to stop this.” eternal flame” we have dumped so much water on this we don’t even want to bore you about how much water it was and it didn’t even go down a little bit. It seems nothing... | |
[WP] You we’re born with the ability to control fire, but instead of becoming a superhero, you set your sights on a much more attainable goal: You became the worlds greatest firefighter. | Some people tell me that it is a complete waste of talent. I don't think that is fair or true. Now if I was a lifeguard or a dental assistant, that would be a complete waste of talent. But being able to control fire is actually a pretty good use of talent for a firefighter in my opinion.
I know it is the most ambitiou... | Here on Fox News, we are covering the story of The Amazon, catching on fire. This seems to not be able to be contained nothing we can do to stop this.” eternal flame” we have dumped so much water on this we don’t even want to bore you about how much water it was and it didn’t even go down a little bit. It seems nothing... | |
[WP] You we’re born with the ability to control fire, but instead of becoming a superhero, you set your sights on a much more attainable goal: You became the worlds greatest firefighter. | "I told them no. Over and over again I told them no. I had no interest in becoming a hero like my father or mother. I just wanted to move about in public with my normal face; not looking over my shoulder for some villain to screw with my day. Hell even at dinner the other day, a spoon dropped from the table and my Mom ... | Here on Fox News, we are covering the story of The Amazon, catching on fire. This seems to not be able to be contained nothing we can do to stop this.” eternal flame” we have dumped so much water on this we don’t even want to bore you about how much water it was and it didn’t even go down a little bit. It seems nothing... | |
[WP] You we’re born with the ability to control fire, but instead of becoming a superhero, you set your sights on a much more attainable goal: You became the worlds greatest firefighter. | My friend Dom led the force in hot-saves with a total of 340. Chief Lewis tells me he’s never heard of anyone ever getting above 90 without serious injury. You could say that Dom was cut from a different cloth or cast from a different mould. I would say that Dom was forged in a different fire and I mean that literally.... | Here on Fox News, we are covering the story of The Amazon, catching on fire. This seems to not be able to be contained nothing we can do to stop this.” eternal flame” we have dumped so much water on this we don’t even want to bore you about how much water it was and it didn’t even go down a little bit. It seems nothing... | |
[WP] You we’re born with the ability to control fire, but instead of becoming a superhero, you set your sights on a much more attainable goal: You became the worlds greatest firefighter. | It had been a rough few months since revealing her powers. There was a lot of friction at first, she got called irresponsible for not using her powers to become a hero. After the first few burning buildings extinguished in seconds just with a wave of her hand, however, the public has started to cry out against superher... | As a young boy, you always knew that you were different from your peers. While other kids your age struggled to light candles or matches, you could ignite a flame with just a thought. It wasn't long before you discovered that you had the ability to control fire, and you were determined to use your gift for good.
You s... | |
[WP] You we’re born with the ability to control fire, but instead of becoming a superhero, you set your sights on a much more attainable goal: You became the worlds greatest firefighter. | There are so many ways a person can use fire. For cooking, heating a home, roasting smores. With super powers to control fire? Everyone usually lands towards one way or another. Becoming the next variation of "the human torch" in true super hero fashion. Or becoming Dabi, the hottest anime fire quirk user. There di... | They knew. Long before that day, they knew, but they didn't say anything. To anyone. Most definitely outside the department. I was just another firefighter to them, albeit a really good one. A special one. I was a brother among brothers and sisters, a friend, a mentor, a savior. I was Sparks. But only among us. Even Ch... | |
[WP] You we’re born with the ability to control fire, but instead of becoming a superhero, you set your sights on a much more attainable goal: You became the worlds greatest firefighter. | Some people tell me that it is a complete waste of talent. I don't think that is fair or true. Now if I was a lifeguard or a dental assistant, that would be a complete waste of talent. But being able to control fire is actually a pretty good use of talent for a firefighter in my opinion.
I know it is the most ambitiou... | The plan was simple. Run in, save the kid without him getting burnt, and then pretend like I put out the fire with my skills, but of course my life is never that easy. The kid saw my use my power and told everyone, just like they always do. I had to move again. Soon the wrong people are going to learn about me and I'll... | |
[WP] You we’re born with the ability to control fire, but instead of becoming a superhero, you set your sights on a much more attainable goal: You became the worlds greatest firefighter. | "I told them no. Over and over again I told them no. I had no interest in becoming a hero like my father or mother. I just wanted to move about in public with my normal face; not looking over my shoulder for some villain to screw with my day. Hell even at dinner the other day, a spoon dropped from the table and my Mom ... | The plan was simple. Run in, save the kid without him getting burnt, and then pretend like I put out the fire with my skills, but of course my life is never that easy. The kid saw my use my power and told everyone, just like they always do. I had to move again. Soon the wrong people are going to learn about me and I'll... | |
[WP] You we’re born with the ability to control fire, but instead of becoming a superhero, you set your sights on a much more attainable goal: You became the worlds greatest firefighter. | My friend Dom led the force in hot-saves with a total of 340. Chief Lewis tells me he’s never heard of anyone ever getting above 90 without serious injury. You could say that Dom was cut from a different cloth or cast from a different mould. I would say that Dom was forged in a different fire and I mean that literally.... | The plan was simple. Run in, save the kid without him getting burnt, and then pretend like I put out the fire with my skills, but of course my life is never that easy. The kid saw my use my power and told everyone, just like they always do. I had to move again. Soon the wrong people are going to learn about me and I'll... | |
[WP] You we’re born with the ability to control fire, but instead of becoming a superhero, you set your sights on a much more attainable goal: You became the worlds greatest firefighter. | "I told them no. Over and over again I told them no. I had no interest in becoming a hero like my father or mother. I just wanted to move about in public with my normal face; not looking over my shoulder for some villain to screw with my day. Hell even at dinner the other day, a spoon dropped from the table and my Mom ... | Some people tell me that it is a complete waste of talent. I don't think that is fair or true. Now if I was a lifeguard or a dental assistant, that would be a complete waste of talent. But being able to control fire is actually a pretty good use of talent for a firefighter in my opinion.
I know it is the most ambitiou... | |
[WP] You we’re born with the ability to control fire, but instead of becoming a superhero, you set your sights on a much more attainable goal: You became the worlds greatest firefighter. | My friend Dom led the force in hot-saves with a total of 340. Chief Lewis tells me he’s never heard of anyone ever getting above 90 without serious injury. You could say that Dom was cut from a different cloth or cast from a different mould. I would say that Dom was forged in a different fire and I mean that literally.... | Some people tell me that it is a complete waste of talent. I don't think that is fair or true. Now if I was a lifeguard or a dental assistant, that would be a complete waste of talent. But being able to control fire is actually a pretty good use of talent for a firefighter in my opinion.
I know it is the most ambitiou... | |
[WP] Everybody has heard of your 7 siblings. Nobody is aware of you though. The 8th Deadly Sin. | What I would find interesting about mortals is their supposed fear of my siblings. They believe my siblings want to bring them harm, that my siblings want them to suffer, that they hate mortals.
If it mattered, I would say mortals are so misguided.
My siblings do not hate mortals. They love mortals. They only want th... | Siblings you call them
The regrets that you lable, sins and brethren
In your writing, your music and your pitiful hearts.
Im always forgotten
The beast that is silent and leaves you broken
The "friend" that allows you to excuse yourself from being alive.
The eighth sin as you would say
I am fear, the cold shiver ... | |
[WP] Everybody has heard of your 7 siblings. Nobody is aware of you though. The 8th Deadly Sin. | What I would find interesting about mortals is their supposed fear of my siblings. They believe my siblings want to bring them harm, that my siblings want them to suffer, that they hate mortals.
If it mattered, I would say mortals are so misguided.
My siblings do not hate mortals. They love mortals. They only want th... | Ignorance is a powerful tool. It can make the most ground breaking discoveries and events to be nothing other than junk mail. Humans have mastered the concept of ignorance, utilising it in their daily lives. Shieling their own minds from the chaos and corruption around them in a thinly vailed circle of 'It's not my pro... | |
[WP] You, a gay man, save a friend from being hit by a truck but resulting in you being hit instead. You wake up in an isekai anime obviously meant for the friend. So with a lack of male options you decide to try and get the main villain to date you | David was gay. So gay that a circle was straighter than him. He was the gayest. Or that's what he liked to think. So when he ends up in a fucked up anime world with ten or so female abominations clinging on him, he can't help but feel frustrated. The ladies are complete bestie material; don't get him wrong, but why is ... | It's truly amazing how much dick you can get from not being a dick. I was terrified when I realized how old fashioned this world is, the women were so nice to me, but that seemed like another consequence of their toxic, ruling masculinity. These women clung to me just because I listened to what they said.
Fortunately ... | |
[WP] You, a gay man, save a friend from being hit by a truck but resulting in you being hit instead. You wake up in an isekai anime obviously meant for the friend. So with a lack of male options you decide to try and get the main villain to date you | The roar of the engine. The blinding lights. Alex shouting at me. The pain. Then… nothing. Void, a complete lack of any sensory input at all. Then falling. Slowly at first, but I soon found myself plummeting downwards through this mysterious void. Finally, I woke up. Not in a hospital as I had hoped, but in a church. S... | It's truly amazing how much dick you can get from not being a dick. I was terrified when I realized how old fashioned this world is, the women were so nice to me, but that seemed like another consequence of their toxic, ruling masculinity. These women clung to me just because I listened to what they said.
Fortunately ... | |
[WP] You, a gay man, save a friend from being hit by a truck but resulting in you being hit instead. You wake up in an isekai anime obviously meant for the friend. So with a lack of male options you decide to try and get the main villain to date you | We now return to **That Time I was Accidentally Reincarnated as a Hero in a Fantasy Harem World Meant for My Straight Best Friend, So I’m Taming the Main Villain**…
“H-Huh!?” sputtered Dark Fairy King Auberon, his wings blushing crimson.
“A date,” Leo repeated, smiling gently as he brushed a soft, blond... | It's truly amazing how much dick you can get from not being a dick. I was terrified when I realized how old fashioned this world is, the women were so nice to me, but that seemed like another consequence of their toxic, ruling masculinity. These women clung to me just because I listened to what they said.
Fortunately ... | |
[WP] You, a gay man, save a friend from being hit by a truck but resulting in you being hit instead. You wake up in an isekai anime obviously meant for the friend. So with a lack of male options you decide to try and get the main villain to date you | “I don’t think it’s that big of a deal, I mean, think about it this way – there’s someone out there who’s bound to be your match!”
The bar door opens as we exit, the rush of the cool evening air a relief to us both. For me, a way out of the mess I’d gotten myself into. For him, the leather bar isn’t really his scene.... | It's truly amazing how much dick you can get from not being a dick. I was terrified when I realized how old fashioned this world is, the women were so nice to me, but that seemed like another consequence of their toxic, ruling masculinity. These women clung to me just because I listened to what they said.
Fortunately ... | |
[WP] You, a gay man, save a friend from being hit by a truck but resulting in you being hit instead. You wake up in an isekai anime obviously meant for the friend. So with a lack of male options you decide to try and get the main villain to date you | The roar of the engine. The blinding lights. Alex shouting at me. The pain. Then… nothing. Void, a complete lack of any sensory input at all. Then falling. Slowly at first, but I soon found myself plummeting downwards through this mysterious void. Finally, I woke up. Not in a hospital as I had hoped, but in a church. S... | David was gay. So gay that a circle was straighter than him. He was the gayest. Or that's what he liked to think. So when he ends up in a fucked up anime world with ten or so female abominations clinging on him, he can't help but feel frustrated. The ladies are complete bestie material; don't get him wrong, but why is ... | |
[WP] You, a gay man, save a friend from being hit by a truck but resulting in you being hit instead. You wake up in an isekai anime obviously meant for the friend. So with a lack of male options you decide to try and get the main villain to date you | It was a good death, I think. I'd rather not have had it. The goal was to get us both out of the way, but things don't always work out like that. The blaring horn, getting louder and also higher pitched as it approached. Thanks, I see you there giant truck. Could the last few seconds of my life not be ear splitting pai... | **Gay-sekai**
I awakened on a field of fallen cherry blossoms, with the taste of iced coffee still on my tongue. This didn't feel like being hit by a car. It felt more like a dream, or perhaps stepping onto the set of a perfume commercial. I thought to myself: "Eh, what the hell. Five more minutes couldn't hurt."
I ... | |
[WP] You're a recently retired supervillain, but all of the heroes keep attacking you, thinking you are up to something. | They say every teenager makes dumb mistakes, thing's that'll make them cringe a little bit or laugh at their own past stupidity when they look at old photos. However, my teenage mistakes weren't at the level of a tongue piercing or an at home haircut. I became a renowned supervillain at the age of thirteen.
It starte... | I sit nervously in the interrogation room. My hands are chained, I insisted on that point, placed behind my back. Mindtruder joins Purge and I. "Warper, this isn't going to be easy. It never is. You'll need to focus as well, otherwise you may instinctively trigger your powers. I feel it's vital that we take no chances.... | |
[WP] You're a recently retired supervillain, but all of the heroes keep attacking you, thinking you are up to something. | Three decades in Supermax will do one of two things to a person: kill him, or transform him. I'm still breathing, so I'll count that as a win as my sentence ran its course. Considering the people who aren't walking out of here, many of them former friends, the win is pyrrhic indeed.
I still remember the day I was caug... | I sit nervously in the interrogation room. My hands are chained, I insisted on that point, placed behind my back. Mindtruder joins Purge and I. "Warper, this isn't going to be easy. It never is. You'll need to focus as well, otherwise you may instinctively trigger your powers. I feel it's vital that we take no chances.... | |
[WP] You're a recently retired supervillain, but all of the heroes keep attacking you, thinking you are up to something. | (I can't fucking believe this right now!) I thought staring at the Heroic Alliances "strike force" preparing to launch a surprise attack on my house, (I'm retired, how did they even find me). I debated weather or not to open the door, (like it was much of a choice, I can't really let them in). I open the door, step out... | I sit nervously in the interrogation room. My hands are chained, I insisted on that point, placed behind my back. Mindtruder joins Purge and I. "Warper, this isn't going to be easy. It never is. You'll need to focus as well, otherwise you may instinctively trigger your powers. I feel it's vital that we take no chances.... | |
[WP] You're a recently retired supervillain, but all of the heroes keep attacking you, thinking you are up to something. | I pull the beanie over my head, and loop on my face mask, walking into the market. It's crowded. That's good.
I grab only a couple groceries. I wasn't even really going out just to get groceries. I just needed to get out of my apartment. I haven't let myself leave ever since . . . well, it's a long story. But let's ju... | I sit nervously in the interrogation room. My hands are chained, I insisted on that point, placed behind my back. Mindtruder joins Purge and I. "Warper, this isn't going to be easy. It never is. You'll need to focus as well, otherwise you may instinctively trigger your powers. I feel it's vital that we take no chances.... | |
[WP] You're a recently retired supervillain, but all of the heroes keep attacking you, thinking you are up to something. | (I can't fucking believe this right now!) I thought staring at the Heroic Alliances "strike force" preparing to launch a surprise attack on my house, (I'm retired, how did they even find me). I debated weather or not to open the door, (like it was much of a choice, I can't really let them in). I open the door, step out... | They say every teenager makes dumb mistakes, thing's that'll make them cringe a little bit or laugh at their own past stupidity when they look at old photos. However, my teenage mistakes weren't at the level of a tongue piercing or an at home haircut. I became a renowned supervillain at the age of thirteen.
It starte... | |
[WP] You're a recently retired supervillain, but all of the heroes keep attacking you, thinking you are up to something. | I pull the beanie over my head, and loop on my face mask, walking into the market. It's crowded. That's good.
I grab only a couple groceries. I wasn't even really going out just to get groceries. I just needed to get out of my apartment. I haven't let myself leave ever since . . . well, it's a long story. But let's ju... | They say every teenager makes dumb mistakes, thing's that'll make them cringe a little bit or laugh at their own past stupidity when they look at old photos. However, my teenage mistakes weren't at the level of a tongue piercing or an at home haircut. I became a renowned supervillain at the age of thirteen.
It starte... | |
[WP] You accidentally proposed to your Arch nemesis but are surprised to find they actually like you and happily accept your proposal. You wonder how you never realized this as you walk the aisle with them. | It was a typical Monday morning, and Jane was rushing to get to work on time. She had a big presentation to give and couldn't afford to be late. As she was gathering her things, she stumbled upon a small velvet box that she had no recollection of owning.
Curious, she opened the box and found a shiny diamond ring nestl... | "Agent 6, aren't you happy?", Agent 8 teases as they slap 6 in the back. "No more stupid rivalries, or back stabbing, or those stupid arguments that just make us think 'just fuck him already' you know?". 8 takes another big swig. "I didn't expect to get this far, I honestly didn't mean it," 6 hardly taking a sip of her... | |
[WP] You accidentally proposed to your Arch nemesis but are surprised to find they actually like you and happily accept your proposal. You wonder how you never realized this as you walk the aisle with them. | Oh, God, what have I gotten myself into...
I don't even know how it happened. It just did. In the blink of an eye, I was down on my knee with a ring in my hand, asking my worst enemy to marry me. I was surprised, to say the least, at his answer, which was an overjoyed "YES!"
Now I'm in a pure white dress, my hair al... | "Agent 6, aren't you happy?", Agent 8 teases as they slap 6 in the back. "No more stupid rivalries, or back stabbing, or those stupid arguments that just make us think 'just fuck him already' you know?". 8 takes another big swig. "I didn't expect to get this far, I honestly didn't mean it," 6 hardly taking a sip of her... | |
[WP] - Each Fantasy Race sees themselves as Adventurers and Pioneers. But they each go in different directions, Humans long for the skies, Elves journey over the vast open surface, and Dwarves know in their hearts that the true mysteries lie deep below. Each faction thinks they are right. | "Do you ever wish you could soar above the earth, taking in the view from horizon to horizon, only the wind holding you aloft?" asked the human.
"No, that sounds...unpalatable. The deep recesses of the earth call to me. The smell of cinnabar, the tang of cuprium, the ethereal glow of argentum, the vibration of corundu... | OOC: I am taking this in a very weird direction inspired by nothing but my daydreams.
There are five sigils on the temple of Inikra. The first is that of the Kyleth, the Ji-Hatane (the Ji of the land). These large creatures live for adventure, the plains, the mountains, the forests, the steppes. Their entire culture ... | |
[WP] Don't Write About Reverse Psychology | No one had ever told Jason he was an office drone. He was a starving artist, supporting himself until his talent was discovered. Every parental phone call ended with a warm "Son, we believe in you. One day you'll make it. Hang in there". "I will", he always replied.
As day after day passed away, he remained confi... | I'm not writing about reverse psychology. I'm writing about how I'm writing about not writing reverse psychology. I'm not sure if I completed the prompt or not, but hopefully I've confused you enough for you to not notice. What? | |
[WP] Don't Write About Reverse Psychology | "Guilty," says the jury. You are sitting in a grandiose courtroom during one of the most significant trials in the history of the United Regent Integrity's Northern Expansion. It is a Monday.
The prosecution consists of dozens of the world's best lawyers and philosophers, representing the millions wronged. They would ... | I'm not writing about reverse psychology. I'm writing about how I'm writing about not writing reverse psychology. I'm not sure if I completed the prompt or not, but hopefully I've confused you enough for you to not notice. What? | |
[WP] Don't Write About Reverse Psychology | Do you mean the subtle art of telling someone *not* to do something that in reality is *exactly* what you want them to do, knowing full well that if you tell them *not* to then that is *precisely* what they *will* do simply because you just suggested the *possibility* that they *could* do it?
Okay, I won't mention tha... | I'm not writing about reverse psychology. I'm writing about how I'm writing about not writing reverse psychology. I'm not sure if I completed the prompt or not, but hopefully I've confused you enough for you to not notice. What? | |
[WP] Don't Write About Reverse Psychology | The game | I'm not writing about reverse psychology. I'm writing about how I'm writing about not writing reverse psychology. I'm not sure if I completed the prompt or not, but hopefully I've confused you enough for you to not notice. What? | |
Write about an object in a peculiar or abnormal state (e. g. a car tipped on it's side, a burnt patch of grass, a glass of whiskey where the ice has melted, but the whiskey hasn't been drunk), but **don't explicitly say how the object came to be in that state.**
Instead, explain the state by describing the object and/... | [WP] Exercising Your Subtext Skills | The remnants of the Lucy's sail cloth waved lazily in the current. A grouper poked its head through one of the uncovered portholes before ducking back into the sloop's kitchen. Barnacles clustered on its hull surrounding the wide gash that served as the entreeway for the sand tiger that rested within. Inside, the shar... | It’s the warm, muggy air of summer. Gnats, moths, and thumbnail-sized bugs are hovering around the field lights that surround the ballpark. It’s finally dark, although you can see the stars and the outlines of purple-black clouds in the sky.
The field is still, the green-yellow grasses standing at attention in the out... |
Write a story about anything really. The important part is that the last sentence of the entry is a twist that turns the whole thing on its head. | [WP] Make a Shyamalan twist, but better. | I feel like a pervert sometimes, but I know I'm not one. I just feel like some people might get that impression because I check out every single female I see. Most of the time I just look for a moment and then go on my way. But I have to at least look. It'll sound stupid but I think I do it because deep down I'm expect... | I remember that day... so long ago it seems; the memory still bright and expansive like the warm glowing sun. The autumn leaves hit the grass and gave the whispers of a wind just the slightest scent of the earth surrounding it. You smiled at me with those bright and white teeth; mirrors of the sun I called them. Just l... |
Write a story about anything really. The important part is that the last sentence of the entry is a twist that turns the whole thing on its head. | [WP] Make a Shyamalan twist, but better. | When I was in school, someone in my English class wrote a whole story about what seemed to be an unruly youth causing havoc in a council estate and generally sleuthing about and being shady. In the end, it turns out he was writing about a fox. | The best twist, in my mind, is when you lead the reader into a twist, build it up into a crescendo and yet there is no twist in the climax.
and that's the biggest modern twist i can think of. I am at work now. Perhaps i will try to write one later on after. |
Write a story about anything really. The important part is that the last sentence of the entry is a twist that turns the whole thing on its head. | [WP] Make a Shyamalan twist, but better. | I feel like a pervert sometimes, but I know I'm not one. I just feel like some people might get that impression because I check out every single female I see. Most of the time I just look for a moment and then go on my way. But I have to at least look. It'll sound stupid but I think I do it because deep down I'm expect... | The best twist, in my mind, is when you lead the reader into a twist, build it up into a crescendo and yet there is no twist in the climax.
and that's the biggest modern twist i can think of. I am at work now. Perhaps i will try to write one later on after. |
Write a story about anything really. The important part is that the last sentence of the entry is a twist that turns the whole thing on its head. | [WP] Make a Shyamalan twist, but better. | I feel like a pervert sometimes, but I know I'm not one. I just feel like some people might get that impression because I check out every single female I see. Most of the time I just look for a moment and then go on my way. But I have to at least look. It'll sound stupid but I think I do it because deep down I'm expect... | There is a well-known story of a creature that lives behind the veil of leaves and woods near Berlan. It was called Heme, after the horrific howl the beast would make all throughout the evening as it swam among the melted shadows of trees. It was a miserable creature, whom the town had tolerated. One day it seemed it w... |
Write a story about anything really. The important part is that the last sentence of the entry is a twist that turns the whole thing on its head. | [WP] Make a Shyamalan twist, but better. | I think the worst part of insomnia has nothing to do with the lack of sleep but everything to do with the obsessive hunger for everything that is wrong. It's 1:00 AM, and I desire cupcakes filled with hot fudge and topped with french fries. It's 2:00AM, and I desire a lap dance from a Russian mail order with a penis th... | There is a well-known story of a creature that lives behind the veil of leaves and woods near Berlan. It was called Heme, after the horrific howl the beast would make all throughout the evening as it swam among the melted shadows of trees. It was a miserable creature, whom the town had tolerated. One day it seemed it w... |
Write a story about anything really. The important part is that the last sentence of the entry is a twist that turns the whole thing on its head. | [WP] Make a Shyamalan twist, but better. | I feel like a pervert sometimes, but I know I'm not one. I just feel like some people might get that impression because I check out every single female I see. Most of the time I just look for a moment and then go on my way. But I have to at least look. It'll sound stupid but I think I do it because deep down I'm expect... | When I was in school, someone in my English class wrote a whole story about what seemed to be an unruly youth causing havoc in a council estate and generally sleuthing about and being shady. In the end, it turns out he was writing about a fox. |
Include please, the words **"It's our struggle that defines us."**
250 words. No more, no less. Create a moment of epiphany in which your character realizes a basic truth about how we handle adversity and its effect on how we are perceived by our peers.
Throw a seemingly hopeless and impossible task in their path. A ... | [FF] Saving A Life (250 words and 24 hours + GOLD) | We walked all of the way to the store to find out it was closed. It was a warm and comfortable Saturday, and we liked to walk to the store to buy treats and socialize. I would have been more upset if I had any emotions at the time that were as sharp or well defined. All I really knew were “good” and “bad”. Not because... | Damnable, sincere, lust driven, intimate, faithful love! It ruined me! Brought me to my knee compacted my arteries like a toxic hive, don't you see! Tricking my oblivious arrogant mind to the point beyond redemption, it is what caused my shame, mental incarceration without pension. It was not the catalyst of madness, i... |
Include please, the words **"It's our struggle that defines us."**
250 words. No more, no less. Create a moment of epiphany in which your character realizes a basic truth about how we handle adversity and its effect on how we are perceived by our peers.
Throw a seemingly hopeless and impossible task in their path. A ... | [FF] Saving A Life (250 words and 24 hours + GOLD) | She wasn't waking up.
It was simple:
I knew I could have forced my hands over her chest and thrust down. I could have cracked her ribs and forced the wind back into her lungs. I could have prayed for the blood that slept along the floor of her heart to move again, to sprint along those veins that stretched like ... | Damnable, sincere, lust driven, intimate, faithful love! It ruined me! Brought me to my knee compacted my arteries like a toxic hive, don't you see! Tricking my oblivious arrogant mind to the point beyond redemption, it is what caused my shame, mental incarceration without pension. It was not the catalyst of madness, i... |
Include please, the words **"It's our struggle that defines us."**
250 words. No more, no less. Create a moment of epiphany in which your character realizes a basic truth about how we handle adversity and its effect on how we are perceived by our peers.
Throw a seemingly hopeless and impossible task in their path. A ... | [FF] Saving A Life (250 words and 24 hours + GOLD) | I'm not going to cry about my life. I would've an hour ago but not now. There's nothing to cry for after all. My life was difficult, yeah, and I succeeded. I did good, but only out of reluctance to think *why* I was doing it. Sure, it's our struggles that define us regardless of what we think, but I've never really had... | Damnable, sincere, lust driven, intimate, faithful love! It ruined me! Brought me to my knee compacted my arteries like a toxic hive, don't you see! Tricking my oblivious arrogant mind to the point beyond redemption, it is what caused my shame, mental incarceration without pension. It was not the catalyst of madness, i... |
Include please, the words **"It's our struggle that defines us."**
250 words. No more, no less. Create a moment of epiphany in which your character realizes a basic truth about how we handle adversity and its effect on how we are perceived by our peers.
Throw a seemingly hopeless and impossible task in their path. A ... | [FF] Saving A Life (250 words and 24 hours + GOLD) | I prayed for the first time in 10 years today. I begged that my wife would be spared the slow and horrible death that seems inevitable for us all. The "leader" of our soon to be deceased group said that rescue would be arriving soon. I wonder if he even believes the dogma that he spews. I know nobody else does. We're a... | Damnable, sincere, lust driven, intimate, faithful love! It ruined me! Brought me to my knee compacted my arteries like a toxic hive, don't you see! Tricking my oblivious arrogant mind to the point beyond redemption, it is what caused my shame, mental incarceration without pension. It was not the catalyst of madness, i... |
Include please, the words **"It's our struggle that defines us."**
250 words. No more, no less. Create a moment of epiphany in which your character realizes a basic truth about how we handle adversity and its effect on how we are perceived by our peers.
Throw a seemingly hopeless and impossible task in their path. A ... | [FF] Saving A Life (250 words and 24 hours + GOLD) | I want to thank everyone who contributed! You all have some great stories here. My favorite was the entry from Rabid_Mouse who wins a month of reddit gold!
Stay tuned to /r/writingprompts for the next GOLD contest, coming soon! | Damnable, sincere, lust driven, intimate, faithful love! It ruined me! Brought me to my knee compacted my arteries like a toxic hive, don't you see! Tricking my oblivious arrogant mind to the point beyond redemption, it is what caused my shame, mental incarceration without pension. It was not the catalyst of madness, i... |
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