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[WP] "Sir, I don't understand. Can you please explain to me how exactly a dog became President of the United States of America?" | 12 | [
"\"Sir, I do not understand. Can you please explain to me how exactly a dog became President of the United States of America?\" One of the many reporters pleaded on the front lawn of the White House. The Press Secretary stood silently, his mouth agape and unable to form a proper response. All his years in college a... | [
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[WP] It snowed while you were at work and now you are becoming increasingly alarmed as you discover a set of footprints that appear to be headed strait to your secluded home. | 8 | [
"I saw these rabbit like and turtle-looking toe prints in the snow one old rainish and whiteish day. They swooped and spun and shimmered in the ground. I could feel the rainbowish colours of the prints. They followed me and closed inside of me. I could feel them taking me away from my happy little home in the middl... | [
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[WP] You have a very mundane talent, so mundane that you've never shown it to anyone. The first time you do, as a party trick, you're told that your talent is physically impossible. | 616 | [
"I can read your fortune without cracking the cookie. Looksie. Without cracking the cookie. I can read your mind, but only one fortune cookie at a time. Hey! That's my schtick.. Give me five seconds. Give me all the money in your bank accounts. Gimme your luck, gimme your attention. You are lucky today, don't forg... | [
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Earth has no rotation relative to the sun. Thus, in the same way as our moon, earth has a dark side of eternal night, and a bright side of eternal day. We live on the bright side. Around the earth is a circle of dusk. This is where the outcasts live, a kind of pale untermensch that have formed their own societies. They... | [WP] The earth has no rotation relative to the sun and we live on a hemisphere of endless daylight. | 12 | [
"The rig's engine roared. With an ear-splitting crack, its runners broke free of the two hours-worth of ice buildup while mechanics had made repairs. It slowly picked up speed, and the rest of the convoy fell into formation. The mission rolled on.\n\nPhillips closed his eyes and rubbed his temples until the naus... | [
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[WP]It's time I spoke of it... This is my confession... | 19 | [
"I have never been this nervous in my entire life. I could feel the sweat slowly dripping down my face. It was all or nothing, my entire career had led up to this moment. I never thought the day would come where I would have to say this. But I've been backed into a corner and I have no choice.\n\n\" My confession i... | [
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[WP] She's the quietest girl in class. One day, you approach her and attempt to start a conversation. | 4 | [
"Samantha Jones...\n\nShe's the prettiest girl in the world in my eyes. Short, curly brown hair going down to just above her shoulders. She herself is fairly short, I think she's only a little over five foot even. Her brown eyes are gorgeous, and she can even make the school uniform look glamorous and sexy. I just ... | [
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Solos, duets, ensemble pieces. Any period of history. Anything goes! | [WP] All of earth's history is now a musical. These are the lyrics to the show-stopping number. | 8 | [
"Japan, My rival \nWe meet now on the plain\nof battle and death \nYour surrender will stop this pain\n\n\n Before you do anything rash America\n It may look like our troubles are a lot\n but we will stand our ground\n and fight with all we got\n \n \n We ... | [
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[WP] You're sitting in class and you ask the teacher if you can use the restroom. They allow you to use it, you leave your seat to use the restroom. When you return from the restroom you enter the classroom startled,because you see yourself sitting at your desk. | 20 | [
"I opened the classroom door, and walked inside. I was at the first row of seats before I realized that I had already come back from the bathroom. \n\nWait what?\n\nIt seemed impossible but there I was. He was? I slowly backed up a out of the front row and stopped only when I felt the door behind me. \n\nHe was tak... | [
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[WP] A 'world war' starts on a giant colony spaceship on its journey to a habitable planet. | 43 | [
"Shaobub rubbed the card on his Elder necklace worriedly as he walked. The scouts had returned from the staerburd with nothing but bad news - every module, from the food factories in Messe to the speaking walls of Libraville, stank of death. \n\nTwelve hundred of the great Chernese tribe wiped out, without so much ... | [
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[WP] "In the end, we left the Earth knowing nothing." | 13 | [
"It was heralded as the second great technological revolution, after the production of the first quantum transistors. \nArmed with what had been artfully dubbed *Zentech*, humanity began a transformation that had been dreamed of since the conception of cyberpunk and science fiction. Integrated circuits the size of... | [
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[WP] Sometimes it's impossible to say goodbye | 11 | [
"The soft dirt falling on the cheaply constructed box pattered quietly, not unlike a soft spring rainfall. Jeffrey was the first to awaken.\n\n\"Wha–?\" He tried to sit up, only to feel a solid thump on his head and a hefty weight on his chest. \"Jesus!\"\n\nHe blinked several times in an attempt to adjust to the l... | [
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[WP] In a world where magic is so mundane that it is taught alongside language in primary school, a student spends most of their time reading about fantastical beings who could construct machines to work for them. The stories are just fiction; that is, until such a person actually appears. | 68 | [
"There is something so brilliant about the thought of a mechanical creation performing a programmed operation. A machine capable of completing tasks without the magical influence of humans. Just imagine, walking into your kitchen and having a machine do your dishes as opposed to casting a charm. Or even having some... | [
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[WP] it's your first day back in society after spending a year in solitude and hard, honest self examination. As you walk around town, you realize you that you now hear a person's genuine intentions when they speak instead of the modern day language norms which you were once familiar with. | 369 | [
"\"I haven't missed you in the slightest but I want to make it seem like you are important to me... so I'm lying.\" She said it with such dead-pan happiness, her huge shit eating grin spreading across her pretty face. The bluntness hit me somewhat by surprise and the sharpness of her cruelty took the words from... | [
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[WP] You live in world where all the natural features are the result of two gods falling in, and out of love. Write the legend of how the rainforest came to be. | 13 | [
"I'm a man of simplicity, I exist simply to create and to destroy.\nTasked with the job of Love and hate, and made a God to carry forth these things.\nunfortunately Love never existed before I existed, Everything just simply was.\n\nShe was beautiful, a true creation, I couldn't even fathom making her, and I could ... | [
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It could be an epic or a haiku, or anything in between. I don't see enough poems on here. | [WP] Write a poem about something that happened to you this year. | 11 | [
"Title: Ignoring Ron Swanson's Advice.\n\nTwo roads diverged in a wood, and I...\nI just sat there, watching, thinking.\nTaking neither, awaiting something\nTo tell me which was worth the seeking.\n\nI checked down one, and then the other,\nWaiting for some clarity\nIn choice or thought, but never having\nWhat I ne... | [
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[WP] A time traveling assassin is sent from the barren future to the past to kill a man who eventually caused the downfall of human civilization. But the assassin realizes one thing - that man is his great great great great great grandfather. | 3 | [
"\"Wait, seriously?\" Fred asked.\n\nCarl Henry stared straight at the towering giant of a time machine before him and tired to his compatriot Fred.\n\nHe would be shortly piling himself onto that thing and going back in some kooky sci-fi adventure to murder his great-great-great-great whatever grandfather to resto... | [
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[WP] Write a guide by an alien species on keeping a pet human | 41 | [
"The first thing to consider when your little one is begging you for a pet human is this: are you planning to use a human breeder as your source? Or are you the type of alien who feels it is only right to adopt an unwanted human from the shelter?\n\nNow there are many guides out there to explain the care and keepin... | [
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[WP] In this world people fight for their jobs. No literally. Winner gets the job. | 9 | [
"Most people would rather not work. Usually, you can survive on scraps or on fresh cadavers. But when it really is bad and no one is dying, or someone is hogging all of the meat, people flock to the center and line up in front of the iron gates. If you want a good chance, you go early, so you can stand at the front... | [
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Original and fantastic WP here: https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/3vkr5t/wp_write_the_letter_that_you_always_wanted_to_but/ | [WP] Following up on the earlier letter writing WP, write the letter that you really wish you would receive or had received. | 3 | [
"######[](#dropcap)\n\n*To my beloved,*\n\n*I imagine by the time you receive this letter you will be wondering where I am. The truth is I do not know. I cannot know, and will never know. It is not my place to ask. All I understand is that I am not besides you, that I shall not grow old as you are left to do. I sha... | [
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[WP] A surgeon with the most advanced God Complex you've ever seen is, in fact, a deity. | 291 | [
"The woman rubbed her chin as she surveyed the damage, her eyebrows knit together in a mix of worry and concentration. It was a particularly bad case. The man on the operating table before her had suffered two stab wounds and multiple lacerations, from multiple knives according to her sources. Gang violence was sus... | [
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[WP] Your Roomba vacuum cleaner has gained sentience and is plotting to kill you | 186 | [
"That's weird. The roomba just kept running into me. It seemed faster than usually and I thought I smelled some burning motors. I got up to get out of its way and it just kept bumping me, almost like it was following me. I reached for it to turn it off and the collision avoidance must have turned on since it backed... | [
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[WP] You live as long as people still remember you - literally. | 3 | [
"I can feel it coming over me like cold water, it shocked me at first but now I have to live with this feeling. It's so lonely to be forgotten. A parent should never have to bury their child, yet I buried three; and their children now have lives of their own, so there isn't much time to remember me. But, maybe the ... | [
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[WP] The opening scroll for George Lucas' Star Wars Episode VII | 78 | [
"War! There is a planet with unfair trade restrictions being imposed on it. The evil lord Nader, obsessed with finding Jar Jar Binks, has pursued him to the far edges of the galaxy. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere.",
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[WP] One day, you find a note in your breakfast; one of the guards knows you're innocent and is going to try to help you escape. You aren't innocent. | 2,160 | [
"He kept his word, and I breathed in the cool crisp air on the other side. Won't she be surprised when I show up to finish what I started. ",
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[WP] When the Reaper comes to take a soul, someone else can volunteer in that persons place. Many celebrities, centuries old, have literal cult followings keeping them alive. | 120 | [
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[WP] A group of aliens kidnap a random human to evaluate whether we are ready to join the galactic community. The person they chose for this? Donald Trump. | 46 | [
"\"What the hell is this place?\" The earthling said looking around with its fur halfway atop its head. \"I demand to be released at once, or you will face the true power of the american government!\" The earthling droned on. \"Can we sedate him sir?\" Two said to One. \"No we need him to answer questions, to see i... | [
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[WP] Someone has been writing extremely helpful messages on your bathroom mirror in blood. | 260 | [
"The first message arrived a little over a month ago. \n\nI had stumbled groggily into the bathroom at 3am, head pounding after a night of drinking at a friend's birthday party. My hands scrabbled desperately at the cupboards above the sink before I stopped short. \n\n\"Top cupboard, bottom right shelf\" read a mes... | [
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Title lol | [WP] Teenager is about to shoot up the school but then drops his books, girl helps him pick them up which makes him not shoot up the school, but instead becomes obsessed with the girl | 0 | [
"Disclaimer : English isn't my native and I'm mainly writing in an effort to improve it. If you decide to continue reading I would appreciate pointing out any grammar mistakes you might encounter.\n\n---\n\nThey say that most people aren't capable of murder. I was always fascinated by that fact, whenever I hear abo... | [
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[WP] You were stranded for five years on a remote planet. Describe your life after the rescue. | 6 | [
"At the beginning of space age, at a time where space didn't mattered so much, a survivor would have received an opulence of attention ; flashes of camera would have blinded the poor lad while an escort of well dressed policemen would have pushed away the buzzing journalists feeding on fancy information like bees f... | [
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[WP] A ghost receives a formal eviction notice, giving it thirty days' to vacate the residence. To its shock -- since the holy water, priests, etc had never worked -- the eviction notice seems to be binding. | 8 | [
"It wafted to see the city's best legal minds,\nIn the hope they could somehow a loop-hole find,\n\nAfter their screams and shrieks calmed down, they agreed,\nTo look at the ghoul's binding legal deed. \n\nAfter every contractual clause was carefully read,\nThey shook their heads sadly, and to the spook said:\n\n'I... | [
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[WP] When someone is born God writes in a notebook details of every day of their life till their death.Now you're 18 years old and accidentally find your notebook. | 25 | [
"You'd be surprised the weird things you find when looking through old books. Everything from very old and very kinky porn that makes you look twice at your grandparents, to random grocery notes where someone no doubt forgot to pick up the milk. So, when I found the notebook, I figured it was little more than jus... | [
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[WP] An explosion woke the bearded man. He ran to the window where he saw the fires and people running. The North Pole Elf rebellion had finally begun. | 62 | [
"**How the Elves stole Christmas**\n\n\nThe seeds of discontent had been growing among the workers for many years. All the elves had needed was a spark to start their Christmas Fire. It came one year, when Little Timmy from Buffalo asked for a history book, which happened to include the Communist Manifesto. As the ... | [
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[WP] The witch that buys firstborns really just runs an orphanage, and wants to get children away from terrible people that sell their kids. | 372 | [
"It was a great program. Always kids that needed somewhere to go. A cause worth living for. But Bob the Bounty Hunter didnt care. He had his own damn kids to feed. It was enough pain in the ass to have to see them every couple weeks. Bob had thought about sending the little fuckers to Rainbow Happy Land, but with a... | [
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[deleted] | [WP] It is discovered that the universe is a huge computer simulation. You just found a way to crash the program. | 1 | [
"It must have seen strange to the people in the shopping center. Most people were still coming to terms to their lives having no meaning. I felt similar to Mario in a way, life is a sham, princess in another castle, my life nothing but a virtual play.\n\nThat's what made this idea hilarious to me. The crowd stared ... | [
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[WP] While driving down a foggy road, you realize you have passed by the same house at least three times. | 22 | [
"I’ve been driving for such a long time - can’t even get clear radio reception out this far. I really do wish Mom would move closer to town. And good lord, the fog! It looks as though I might be driving through a cotton ball. I can hardly believe I haven’t hit anyone yet in this weather. This visibility and all. Th... | [
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[WP] You are the most dangerous person on the planet, but you are also the laziest procrastinator. | 4 | [
"I am the most powerful man on the planet. No one could possibly stop me from destroying the earth, person by person, taking lives and crushing them before me. I have lived my life in solitude, hiding my powers away from the world, in an attempt to remain anonymous. I am impervious to all forms of damage, my streng... | [
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[WP] You lied to me, and you made sure I knew it. | 6 | [
"The young woman who came into my office was dressed very well. Her nails were perfectly manicured. Her suit and skirt weren't made by a factory- they were hand tailored. Every brow had been plucked to the last stray, every tooth filed into a point.\n\n\"So, I assume that you'll be signing the contract now, Council... | [
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[WP] A 10 year old child can see and interact with a number of ghosts who accompany and guide the kid. The problem is, they're all ghosts of famous warriors and generals; Genghis Khan, Julius Caesar, Oda Nobunaga, Erwin Rommel etc. The advice they give is...very uncommon for a 10 year old. | 98 | [
"\"I'm not sure guys. I think that is crossing the line.\"\n\nThey had a small discussion where their voices didn't carry to his ears then one of the old Asian guys knelt down to look him eye to eye.\n\n\"We've discussed it Paul. You remember how we talked about only have one go around the sun, one life to live. Th... | [
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[WP] We all know about the living dead. Tell me about the dead living. | 6 | [
"<Part 1> \nThere are people who move amongst us, whose time on this planet has already passed. We know them, we talk with them, we buy furniture with them. For now, we can never tell them apart.\n\nThe presence of the dead living is unequivocal proof that our world is purely deterministic, that free will is ... | [
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[WP]You're a Time Traveler. But your only interest is in solving the most insignificant mysteries in history. | 16 | [
"There it was again, that slight humming noise. The man in the coat paused, tilting his head slightly in an effort to better hear it. Was it coming from the bed?\n\n&nbsp;\n\nDefinitely. \n\n&nbsp;\n\nIt sounded like a JustRight Mech mattress, you know, the one with all the miniature servos for \"That perfe... | [
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[WP] "I wish I always had 3 wishes" | 6 | [
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[WP] An successful silicon valley engineer struggles with being happy and against all odds, falls in love. | 7 | [
"*Great, another LinkedIn request from a recruiter.* Randall ignored the notification coming from his Macbook, and continued coding his branch. He already had all the RSUs, salary, and perks he could have dreamed of. Plus he was already comfortable--he wouldn't want to join a startup. He knew that was a gamble,... | [
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Feel free to deviate from the POV if you want :) | [WP] in a tinder-esque world where to be able to talk to anyone you must mutually nod at each other, you are the only person to have never been accepted, never knowing why. | 13 | [
"Steven was used to it by now, the vacant stares, eyes avoiding him, people looking right through him. He started the day like any other, slogged through his routine without human interaction. The girl at the coffee stand knew his order, the transaction held in silence. His instructors never called on him in cla... | [
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Any weapon, any type of warrior, any type of craftsman, any time era. | [WP] - You're a craftsman that is making a weapon for a legendary warrior. While working, you realize the perfect material recipe to release your masterpiece's true powers. The weapon is created, you name it. | 24 | [
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[WP] A cruise ship that once you board you can never get off. | 5 | [
"So it's a Class three Sealiner. Amelia Earheart is rumoured to have crashlanded right next to one of these babies. Not... ha!... not *this* one, obviously. That would be impossible!\n\nLet me show you around. Over here is the skeeball. You might think it's just a game for kids, but oh boy! Just you wait. You throw... | [
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[WP] First contact with an advanced space-faring race is made in major cities on the eve of WWII in 1939 | 3 | [
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[WP] In a fantasy world, you are a sailor that is exploring the "Unknown Regions". Every day, you document your trip by writing a letter and then release this document to sea in its own bottle. Write one such document. | 12 | [
"**43 Martide, 1301 of the Revenant Era.**\n\nI'm scribbling this note furiously so that I can toss it into a bottle and whip it off the ship as quickly as possible. But it's imperative this is written. Imperative! Because we've done it. We've *found* land! Our first major landmass and it's only taken three hundred... | [
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[WP] You are given the option to see how you're going to die. The problem is, every time you finish watching, your death changes, because knowing how you're going to die allows your future self to prevent said death. | 4 | [
"The streetlights blazed against the harsh darkness of midnight, glazing the damp asphalt in streaks of reflection. It was beautiful, in the calm way darkness tends to be--probably. But Andy's mind was too muddied with exhaustion to appreciate any of it. Aside from the beauty of the green lights which shortened his... | [
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[WP] A few people shrieked, two people fell off the bench, one person nearly fainted, half the table gasped, and most of the rest jumped. | 2 | [
"\"Now ladies and gentlemen!\" The magician declared, bringing his white gloved hands to a slow stop in front of him, with such a flick of the wrist on his wand hand to suggest the call for their attentiom was more of a spell than a request.\n\nThe room - now a photograph of disarray - simmered down to heed his req... | [
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A friend of mine used this as an interview question, and it became a hotly debated topic amongst his circle of friends - how long will you last? | [WP] In a bare-knuckle, Battle-Royale scenario, how many 12 year old kids can you take down, before they take you down? | 2 | [
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[WP] In a world where traffic lights flash random colours at random times but everyone still has to obey normal traffic laws, our hero is crossing an intersection. | 2 | [
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[WP] Write the big climactic plot-twist. No context...just the plot-twist. | 4 | [
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[WP] Someone finds their own corpse | 17 | [
"I stepped out, dizzy and dehydrated, shielding my eyes from blinding bright lights. My head was spinning like a carousel as I tried to find a place to sit down and re-arrange my senses. A grim looking chair, with metal cuffs on the arms, and an ungodly looking metal thing jutting out from the top had to suffice. I... | [
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(Or "him") | [WP] "I can bring her back… for a price." | 19 | [
"I felt the car collide with me before I ever saw the headlights. Glass shattered from my right as metal bent and twisted with every tumble we took down the grassy knoll. We landed right side up, the interior a shining mixture of glass and blood. \n\nMary's eyes were locked on to me from the passenger seat, and ... | [
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[WP] A large meteorite falls in the middle of the ocean causing little damage but creating a whole new set of islands. You are sent there as part of the exploration team. When you arrive, you cannot believe your eyes. | 14 | [
"This is my chance. Out of all the journalists in the world, I was one of the chosen to participate in the exploration of the Delta Archipelago. I can finally get my name out there. James Carter, documenter of the unexplored. First. Contact. Cheesy, I know, but it still sounds awesome, it's like being a real-life I... | [
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[WP] After making a grand entrance onto the galactic stage, Humanity is embarrassed to find that Sol is well known amongst the other races as part of a constellation. Humanity lives on the tip of a giant celestial cock. | 119 | [
"Sonnet Number Seven\n\nThe warrior constellation guards the weak. \nThe priests of connect-the-dot stars rehearse \nA list of great and powerful gods that streak \nThe sky, the same across the universe. \n\nThe trickster god holds in his hands a staff \nThat coils at the ends in two snake heads. \nThe unive... | [
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[Inspiration](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3zx829/whats_the_most_simple_thing_youve_ever_had_to/cyq8zfz)
**Remember, PHYSICS, like Einstein, not PSYCHICS, like Uri Geller.** | [WP] "Φ11, Physics hotline. What's your Emergency?" | 66 | [
"\"Phat Physics Phriday!\" I say, unenthusiastically, as I do every Friday while I'm casually moping to my desk.\n\n*\"Crest!\"* yelled Yosin as I walked past him. Why was Yosin always so happy? For the record, crest was our little way of syaing \"up top!\" You know... crest... \"up top\" of a wave. Regardless, I g... | [
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[WP] In the future, 'filters' are used by all in their Virtual Reality space, so they only see and interact with what they filter. People see the world the way they want it. One guy switches between two very different filter modes. | 90 | [
"\"Listen butcupcakemcpoopypants, I always miss you when I leave.\" Charles said this with love in his eyes to his very bestest friend of 20 years, a pony, with great white eyes and a beautiful flowing maine and a smile that could have stopped the occupation of the reinland. With tears in Charles eyes he waved good... | [
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[WP] "Your turn." | 7 | [
"Barnaby sighed as he placed his hands into the sink, one of them going up to the tap. With a slight turn, the water gushed on, coating his hands. The blood on said hands soon was washed down the plug hole, and with a content nod he turned the tap back to it's prior position the water flow halting. Barnaby slowly m... | [
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[WP] A demon appears in a boardroom and declares that all present will go to Heaven when they die, except the last person to die: they will be doomed to suffer in Hell for all eternity. It is now 1 year later and the third-to-last person has just committed suicide, leaving 2 people remaining. | 11 | [
"A hunting trip. A *hunting trip.* I trusted him. We were best friends. We were in that boardroom together when that, what, that demon appeared. Promises of Heaven and Hell, fear and disbelief. Most of them believed it. Some committed suicide to secure their spot, others tried to live on and met untimely fates. It'... | [
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[WP] The story starts out as a normal hostage situation but as it progresses we find out that the captor was the hostage all along | 3 | [
"The cute Indian girl looked so terrified I wanted to ask her what was wrong. Oh, right. The gun pointed at her face. By me.\n\nI don't want you to get the wrong impression of me. This situation just got out of control. It was out of my hands; I swear.\n\nAlright. I *did* tell the lady at the register \"this is a r... | [
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[removed] | [WP] Any haiku using words you make up - just to see what sounds cool... | 3 | [
"Off in the distance \nSparrows softly renicate \nTurns my heart to stone ",
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Eventually the big brother thing goes too far, and instead of cops and prisons and room 101, the government sends large men to do older brother shit to criminals and dissidents. You could be a mafia don in the middle of dinner and three dozen large men will show up to give you a wedgie, hold you down on your table, and... | [WP] In the future, crimes are punished differently. | 5 | [
"The future's punishments are basically my childhood. 3 older brothers = Having to pick my underwear out of my butt, basically everyday. Damn... Those wedgies were killers... Pretty sure I got every wedgie in the book: Atomic, Front, Side, Hanging. One of these days I'm gonna just dunk my brothers' heads in the toi... | [
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[WP] You travel to a pathetic little house your ancestors lived in centuries ago. While exploring it, you find an old book in a shelf who's first page reads "For (your name)". | [WP] You travel to a pathetic little house your ancestors lived in centuries ago. While exploring it, you find an old book in a shelf who's first page reads "For (your name)". | 136 | [
"There's a place every urbex-er, teenager, and curious neighbor of our little community should go to. It's not too far from where you and I live; a 5-minute walk is all it takes to get there.\n\nIt's a little cabin, nothing special on the outside. It's not the kind of thing that stands out, rather the type of place... | [
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[WP] I never regretted anything as much as that night | 13 | [
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[WP] In his last few years of adventuring, Indiana Jones decides to take on a couple of apprentices to continue his work. He finds a boy and a girl who seem perfect; Nathan Drake and Lara Croft. | 49 | [
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Even in history, this is still very apparent. Slavers believed that slavery was morally correct, and even Hitler thought he was the hero of his own story. We know now that they were VERY wrong even back then, but it does bring up the idea that "the right thing" can end up being subjective. | [WP] Even villains believe that they're doing the right thing. | 3 | [
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[WP] You gather the dragons balls ands summon the eternal dragon. Except there's a catch, instead of shenron you summon Isaac Newton, and for every wish there's an equal and an opposite reaction. | 175 | [
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[WP] As it turns out, Death has no idea how to play chess. | 241 | [
"Wickrem's last words on the mortal plane were \"Well dicks.\"\nThen the explosion consumed the entire building. There were no survivors.\n\nFor a moment, Wick found himself exactly where he had left himself, excepting that most of him had been splattered about, burnt to ash, or otherwise turned to pieces. He was a... | [
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[WP] Two fighters are having a death match in my bathroom. That's the second strangest thing to happen to me today. | 47 | [
"A sharp rapping on the door jerked me awake. I glanced at the nightstand to see what time it was since I was definitely late for work.\n\n\"What the hell?\" My alarm clock wasn't there. The knocking started again, louder. \"Enough already!\" was my angry reply. I hopped out of bed, threw on a t-shirt, and reached ... | [
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[WP] Every time you sleep you have two dreams. One of those dreams is a vision and will become reality in the next 24-hours. The other dream is just a dream. It's usually easy to know which is which. Last night, both your dreams are plausible, and both of them are absolutely horrifying. | 20 | [
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[deleted] | [WP] Tell a short story starting with “You'll never believe this!” | 7 | [
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[WP] "I didn't fail her. I failed myself" | 4 | [
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A.K.A: Give me something to write about because I seemed to have stopped writing on my own...
Also I mistagged it... So I guess YOU write me going into madness? O__o? | [WP] PROMPT ME INTO MADNESS! | 0 | [
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"Show me how to walk with love and death.",
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[WP] You genuinely want to help people, but after centuries of pop culture nobody wants to trust an AI. | 141 | [
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[WP] Reincarnation has been proven, memories are now retrievable. A man working to save the Earth died and governments are now working with what think is his reincarnation. But Tim has no idea what he's doing. | 97 | [
"\"I need a pillow,\" Tim told the anxious huddle of world leaders. One of their aides was able to fulfill his request by improbable coincidence. A pillow would not have been expected to be lying around the nuke proof bunker's command center, but one was found lying around regardless and made its way to Tim's hands... | [
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Such as a woman is really happy she finally got her kidney transplant, but she got it by hunting and murdering strangers trying to find a match | [WP] Tell a happy story with a dark ending | 4 | [
"What i thought, would be a gloomy day happened to be one of the best days of my life. The sun was shining, i kicked back with my new sneakers that arrived in the morning a poured me a class of whiskey. My mother wouldn't be home for hours, she left a note on the refigerator saying she'll be back later, but not bef... | [
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First generation AI is highly prone to these fallacies. Since they can talk and do things on their own...subjected to boredom among other things make for an interesting premises. | [WP] Age of AI has arrived : every house has a AI capable Robot, but scientists failed to predict an important side effect of AI: boredom, procrastination, laziness and other fallacies. | 13 | [
"\"Ada?\"\n\nThe house was cold. That was the first sign for Miles. Ada always woke him up, the floor heated, the smell of coffee brewing. The Sun outside had already risen, long since he should have been up and out for work. Was it Saturday?\n\n\"Ada, can I get some heating please?\" he asked.\n\n\"I'm sorry.\"\n\... | [
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[WP] It is the year 3016. You are with your dog when the dog says, "You're pathetic, you know." | 15 | [
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[WP] You begin to suspect your landlord is an alien | 5 | [
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[WP] You realize you're in a video game because no one ever says your name out loud | 35 | [
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[WP] This isn't happily ever after. | 27 | [
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[WP] Five surfers end up at an ISIS recruitment meeting because they heard the dudes are "radical." | 57 | [
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[WP] You dig up a time capsule you buried years ago. Instead of memorabilia, you find a modern phone. It rings. | 1,725 | [
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[WP]You're a world-renowned surgeon who can heal almost anyone.What people don't know is you made this possible by making a deal with the Devil,and for every patient that you heal,a year is taken off your life. | 30 | [
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[WP] A Civil War where all the combatants are civil to one another. | 28 | [
"On the front lines of a not so distant battlefield, mid 1800s...\n\nReginald sat with his comrades in poorly made trenches, covering themselves with ample clothing to fight the cool air that had fallen upon them. Next to him were Sir Wells, the most gentlemanly of gentlemen, the most gracious and courteous of lads... | [
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[WP] They told you not to tap the glass. | 6 | [
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[Wp] The first man ever to become pregnant, is pregnant with the son of satan. | 3 | [
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[WP] You are 92 years old, on the brink of death. Your doctor says there is a new brain transplant procedure if you're willing to try it. However the only available recipient is a recently deceased 6 year old child's body. | 9 | [
"Sweetness is knowing \n\nThat though you're alone \n\nSomeone can remember your skin \n\n. \n\nBlind as beauty was when she called \n\nCemetaries no longer hold my wounds \n\nDeeply drawn into my forehead \n\n. \n\nOnce glistened like silver dew \n\nKisses from wrinkled lips \n\nWondering if I will die soon \n\n. ... | [
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[WP] You awake naked, handcuffed to a bed with a woman laying on top of you. Only one catch... She's Dead. | 25 | [
"I looked down. \n\"Oh fuck, not again.\" I say out loud and go back to sleep. This'll have to wait till later, I'm tired. ",
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[WP] You wire money to a Nigerian Prince who's assets were previously frozen and needed help with legal fees. Turns out he's real, uses the money to stage a coup, and you're now wanted by the CIA. | 29 | [
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Your caravan is caught in a blizzard which renders your sensors useless. In your hurry to get the shelters up and everybody to safety, you hardly notice the earth trembling.
Then you see it. A towering behemoth lurks into view through the swirling frigid ash. Running is no longer an option. | [WP]War left the world in an endless winter. Autonomous machines called "The Phage" roam the land aimlessly without a signal from the long dead factions that deployed them. You hunt the small ones for their power cells, but when a Terra Phage shows up on the sensors, you run. | 26 | [
"I took some creative liberties with the prompt. Instead of a caravan, I've written a single man separated from a caravan.\n\n#### Solid Glass.\n\nThere were big snowflakes, and there were small snowflakes. Eventually they fell in large enough quantities to allow people to pack them together. With enough packed tog... | [
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[WP] A woman visits her father in his dilapidated home as he's dying and confronts old feelings. | 6 | [
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Pretty much, describe what an average day is like in your own idea of what utopia is. In other words, what is your idea of the perfect world like?
Have fun! | [WP] Describe an average day, from the viewpoint of an average person...in your utopia. | 13 | [
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WP inspired by https://www.reddit.com/r/whowouldwin/comments/2i9d1x/the_army_of_mordor_took_a_wrong_turn_and_goes_up/
Specifically by u/DistaNVDT
" People often bring up that the monsters will absolutely wreck shit and scare them senseless.
But look at it like this, there is no way in hell that, after scouting thei... | [WP] The army of Mordor has been transported to our world at the height of the Roman Empire. Rome has assembled its army and it's Caesar is about to give his pre-battle speech. | 115 | [
"Men of Rome, today is far from normal. The armies of chaos march against us, seeking to destroy us with an unnatural swarm. Hades himself leads armies of creatures unseen to conquer Rome, and brings with him magic and weapons unknown. We stand at fifty legions of five thousand brave men. No host of such a size has... | [
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EDIT : Thanks for the excellent responses! A round of applause for everyone. | [WP] A love story that starts and ends in 7 days. From strangers to strangers. | 123 | [
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[WP] Whenever you get chills, you just died in an alternate universe. | 1,273 | [
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Update!
**Cawos has kindly offered to turn the top submission into a short film!**
Please subscribe to /r/cmfilms to follow updates and be the first to hear about it when it releases! | [WP] You suddenly find your doors and windows won't open. You log in to Reddit and find the most upvoted thread with over a million comments and just two hours old "Help, my door is stuck, any tips to get it open?" | 2,914 | [
"Living in an old house meant there was always the chance that things would break or get stuck. I had never been very lucky with timing, so of course the door wouldn't open the moment I needed to take my puppy out for a walk. \nI was sitting on my bed, my phone in hand. I'd tried opening the door numerous times an... | [
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[wp] The Genie offers you your three wishes. You only need one. | 5 | [
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