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Why don't Africans play on Minecraft servers? They're on the blacklist
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What is the only football team a black person can join? The stealers.
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What’s the difference between a black man and park bench? A park bench can support a family of 4
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Why do black people like basketball? Because they can shoot, steal and drive.
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Did you hear about the two car pile up in Mexico? 200 Mexicans died.
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“I think a lot, but I don’t say much.” ~ Anne Frank But lately she’s been proven to have not said anything for almost a century
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Japanese people are bad pilots They always crash into ships
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What do brick sidewalks and fat women have in common They both get laid by mexicans
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what do you call a jew that jumps out of a plane a falling star
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If a woman is in a forest and there is no one around to hear her. Is she still wrong?
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What happens when God lowers the graphics and increases the difficulty ? We all turn black.
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Don’t bully people with obesity! I’m being serious guys, they already have enough on their pl8!
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What did the black girl get after having an abortion? $500 from crime stoppers
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Whats the best part of an ISIS joke? The Execution
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What does black Fred Flintstone say? I yabba dabba dindu nuthin
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How are people with mental disabilities similar to electronic products? Sometimes they are, "batteries not included"
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Which Magic Wand can only make Men disappear? Pregnancy Test Sticks
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Why are the dogs in china really fast? the slow ones were eaten
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How dark is my humor Dark enough to get six warning shots in the back
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What's the difference between a black person and a couch? The couch can support a family
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How does a Mexican family take a photo together? They get in the back of a truck and run a red light.
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Why is all medicine white? Blacks don't work
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Wanna hear a joke? Black Lives Matter
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Whats a word that begins with N ends in R and you should never call a black person? Neighbor
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What Do You Call It When An Ethiopian Baby Cries? A mid-life crisis
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How do you always win an argument against a black person? Call him "Dad" and he'll run away.
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Why are black fathers and Shaq's free throw attempts the same? They're always missing.
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What’s the most common fish in the Mediterranean Sea? The Syrian refugee
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Name one positive about Africa. The HIV Tests.
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What do you do when you see a black guy on stage? You raise your hand to bid on him.
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What’s the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry was looking for the chamber
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What do you call four Mexicans in quick sand? Quattro sinko
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What's the difference between a black man and property? I don't know.
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I reported a video on YouTube for animal abuse My report got rejected; it was footage of a black man being beaten
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What's a Jew's favorite book? Gone with the wind.
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Why are your mom jokes not your dad jokes? Because the creator of the first "your mom" joke was black
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The reason I date a black girl So I don't have to meet her dad
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What do you call an educated woman? Intellectual property
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a black man with a parrot enters a bar the bartender asks where did you get it africa answers the parrot
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What's Hitler's favorite time of the year Gas season
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What do apples and black people both have in common? They both hang from trees
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If you can stop a comma with a period point, what do you use to stop a coma? A hollow-point.
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What's the difference between heroine and a black person? I think twice about shooting heroin.
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Where could you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him.
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Yall need to chill. Racism is a crime. And crime is for black people
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What happens when you roast the quiet Asian kid? Your pet goes missing.
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I got a handjob from a blind girl, my friend asked me how was it I replied “Ah blind girls—you have to hand it to them”
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How was the Grand Canyon created? A jew dropped a penny in a mole-hole
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Muslim kids... They blow up so fast.
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If only Africa had more mosquito nets If only Africa had more mosquito nets then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly from AIDs.
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How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling
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What's one thing you never say to a school shooter Think of the children
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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Cut the rope.
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Helen Keller walked into a bar and then a chair, and then a table
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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So that people don't confuse them for feminists.
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What's the difference between a black slave and a black surfer? One hangs high and the other hangs loose.
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Why did Beyonce say "to the left,to the left"? Because black people have no rights.
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Guys I have a question: when a gay couple gets married Who makes the sandwiches?
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Heard this from a 12 year old: 'Whats the difference between black people and apples?' I like apples
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Friend: how dark is your humor? Me: If you whip it enough, it will start picking cotton.
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What do you say to a black guy in a three piece suit? Will the defendant please rise
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how do you call a black man you call his cell number
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What is an Ethiopian's favorite videogame? Don't Starve
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How do you get 11 million followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
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Wanna hear my favorite oximoron? Black people.
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What do you call it when a black person hides from a cop at night? Good use of camouflage.
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What does a black woman receive when she has an abortion? A thank you letter from welfare.
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My boyfriend is half black. Sorry, I’m such a pessimist. He’s half white.
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What's the one good thing about black people? They provide jobs for the prison guards
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I'm not racist racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
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What do you call a black person with rights? Nonexistent
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Why do black people turn left? Because they don't have rights.
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What's the only time you wink at a black person ? When you're aiming.
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How do you track a Cherokee. Follow the tears.
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Did they try turning Stephen Hawking off and on again?
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Today, I bought a Rolex from a black guy for a bargain. I would even say it was almost a steal.
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Researchers found out the most important difference between humans and apes Apes lives in Africa
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What's black, white and rolls around on the beach? A black man and a seagull fighting over a chip.
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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go out at might without robin.
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What do we call marijuana addicts? Mexicans.
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What part of a vegetable cant you eat? The wheelchair
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A Muslim man said “Allah Akbar” But I thought he was sneezing so I said “god bless you” and I was blown away by his reaction.
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Homeless Where do Western Hobo's go for food? Food shelter Where do Asian Hobo's go for food? Dog shelters
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How black mothers keep their children from biting their nails? they make them wear shoes
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What do you call 1 black person on the moon? A problem What do you call 2 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the entire population of black people on the moon? Problem solved!
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How do you start an african rave? Staple toast to the ceiling.
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Special ed classes are superior to the rest in, at least, one thing Chromosome average
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How do you make a baby explode You convert it to islam
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There was this great German Hotel that closed down in 1945. It gave free food and free hairdo's. It was called Aushwitz.
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Why do epileptics bexome atheists in December? Because they found out that "Jesus is the reason for the seizin'"
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What should you never give a dyslexic person for breakfast? Alpha-bits
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What do you call a black man that has eight arms? I don't know, but it picks cotton really fast!
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I painted my computer black to make it run faster It shot me
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Women deserve equal rights. And Other Hilarious Jokes You Can Tell Yourself
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What’s the difference between a Jew and a bullet? Only one escapes the chamber.
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I think its wrong to refer to a negro as "boy" That implies they are people.
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Teeth are like people All want to be white, most are yellow and the black ones don't work
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Criminals are like just normal, regular people... ... But with darker skin.
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Why was six afraid on seven? Because seven is black
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Why shouldn't men hit their wives ? When you damage your property it loses value.
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