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Soft and Wet, by the Artist Formerly Known as Prince.
What was that?
We're supposed to be honest.
Soft and Wet. That's very interesting.
My turn. When was the first time the thought popped into your head that we might not make it?
I'm not sure.
Think carefully?
What about the game?
It's finished. I won.
Maybe it wasn't a specific moment, maybe it
I had a nightmare one night and I didn't wake you up so you could tell me it was okay. I think that was the first time. Does that count?
That counts.
Why?
I don't know Megan.
It's like you resent us David. Resent the life you have.
Wrap it up.
You've made a considerably wise decision.
Once again please?
My son Jeb. It's a gift for him.
How old is Jeb?
Four.
No.
No, no, no, no no... You need to go now.
What did I say?
Do you see any Telletubbies around here?... Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it?... Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression sitting outside in a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put a quarter in it?... No?... Well that's what you see at a toy store? Any you must think this is a toy store, cause you're in here shopping for an infant named Jeb. One of us has made a gross error and wasted the other person's valuable time...
I'm listening.
I'll keep it in my office room.
What about Jeb?
I have a lock on the door.
Yes?
Is Noel in?
No sir he is not. I read about you in the paper.
Oh.
I was in an accident once too. A horse almost trampled me to death.
Wow.
I had to put him down.
Proceed.
Ask if he can check how many sick days I've taken since I've worked here?
Is that the entire message?
Yes.
Where's the fire sweetheart? Don't know how they work things in Nevada, but we got speed limits in this state.
Vat? I am going 5 miles an hour! I am looking town. I not even moving.
Whoa, what kind of accent you got there? You one of them Russians?
I am Russian, da! I am also <u>rich</u> Russian, da? Maybe we work something out, my friend Sheriff?
What? You trying to bribe me, mister? Just cause you Russians ain't commies anymore, don't think money can buy everything...
What's that? ..."concealed" is a definite no no in this town, Ivan. You know anything about Jamilla's grocery store?
What fuckin grocery store, you fucking shithead idiot! You call yourself a police...
Get out of the car, spread them. You can jawbone all you want or you have the right to <u>shut the fuck up</u>! You commie motherfucker. Either way you're goin' to the can.
I want my lawyer!
I axed you a question.
Aw, Toby, we weren't doing nothing. We was just talking.
You shut your mouth, girl, and get back over to our table. Now, I'm not going to axe you again, Mister. What were you doing with my girl?
Honest, Toby. I just axed him for a quarter for the jukebox.
Stay out of this, Jenny. We got man's business to take care of. I ain't never taken no drugs, mister, and ...
I want to stay.
I said come on!
Toby! Toby Tucker, leave him alone!
You stay away, Jenny. I aim to mess him up, and that ain't a thing for a woman to see.
Who was that on the phone?
Wrong number.
You spent a long time talking for a wrong number. But then you make friends so easily. Don't you, Grace?
I put up new drapes, Jake.
I know. I was here when your apprentice was helping you. Remember?
You never said anything. About the drapes.
They look nice.
You haven't even looked at them once.
They look nice.
I picked them out for you, Jake. I thought you would like the colors.
What the hell you looking at, girl?
Nothing, Jake. Absolutely nothing.
Ya little bitch, you like it don't you! You like it this way rough and hard. Gotta go fuck around on me, like your Mama, but you always gotta come home to Daddy, don't you, cause you know Daddy's the best.
Yes, yes, hit me...beat me, please.
You been a bad girl, Grace. You took my heart from your Mama, didn't ya? You betrayed her! Like you did me. There ain't no forgivin' ya, girl!
Oh no! Oh please forgive me, Papa!
You broke her heart! You broke your Mama's heart. You stole me! That's right. Fuck it away. But it ain't ever goin' away, cause your Mama she's like a hungry ghost baby, she won't go away, she won't leave ya alone.
No! No! Please!
What's the matter?
You didn't hear something?
Yeah, I heard a key slapping against my ass.
There's someone in the house.
Jake, don't go out there. Call the sheriff.
Shhhh! Just like your Mama, always scared of things...
Help me, Grace, help...
Like you helped her, Jake?
Morning Grace.
Morning Sheriff. Got my drapes.
Well it's about time. Looks like you found yourself a helper too.
Well, he offered, and I just couldn't refuse. His car overheated.
Oh?
Anybody hurt?
Hell, no. That Wayne can't shoot when he's sober, much less drunk. He's lucky he didn't kill his own danged self. Well, anyhow, you stay cool. Nice meeting you, son.
You fuck this guy get him to do your dirty work and you think you can take the money and dump me?
No baby, you got it wrong.
This road don't go to Globe, Grace where were you going to meet me?
I don't want the fuckin' money! I'm not gonna give up everything I got for a lousy 50,000 dollars. It's <u>you</u>. You <u>Grace</u> or nothing. The whole thing... I want you to be my wife.... What do you way Grace?
You sound just like Jake... I did see into the future, Virgil, but you weren't in it. Go back to your family. They love you.
Goddamnit Virgil, stop! Don't!
...But I bet the story she <u>didn't</u> tell you was the best story of all. How old crazy Jake <u>was really her Papa</u>. And she <u>liked</u> fucking Papa! And now she's killed the sonufabitch! Just like she's gonna kill you!
My lord, that little baby of yours Virgil, has gotten cuter'n a bunny's nose.
What was that all about?

Soft and Wet, by the Artist Formerly Known as Prince.

What was that?

We're supposed to be honest.

Soft and Wet. That's very interesting.

My turn. When was the first time the thought popped into your head that we might not make it?

I'm not sure.

Think carefully?

What about the game?

It's finished. I won.

Maybe it wasn't a specific moment, maybe it

I had a nightmare one night and I didn't wake you up so you could tell me it was okay. I think that was the first time. Does that count?

That counts.

Why?

I don't know Megan.

It's like you resent us David. Resent the life you have.

Wrap it up.

You've made a considerably wise decision.

Once again please?

My son Jeb. It's a gift for him.

How old is Jeb?

Four.

No.

No, no, no, no no... You need to go now.

What did I say?

Do you see any Telletubbies around here?... Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it?... Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression sitting outside in a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put a quarter in it?... No?... Well that's what you see at a toy store? Any you must think this is a toy store, cause you're in here shopping for an infant named Jeb. One of us has made a gross error and wasted the other person's valuable time...

I'm listening.

I'll keep it in my office room.

What about Jeb?

I have a lock on the door.

Yes?

Is Noel in?

No sir he is not. I read about you in the paper.

Oh.

I was in an accident once too. A horse almost trampled me to death.

Wow.

I had to put him down.

Proceed.

Ask if he can check how many sick days I've taken since I've worked here?

Is that the entire message?

Yes.

Where's the fire sweetheart? Don't know how they work things in Nevada, but we got speed limits in this state.

Vat? I am going 5 miles an hour! I am looking town. I not even moving.

Whoa, what kind of accent you got there? You one of them Russians?

I am Russian, da! I am also rich Russian, da? Maybe we work something out, my friend Sheriff?

What? You trying to bribe me, mister? Just cause you Russians ain't commies anymore, don't think money can buy everything...

What's that? ..."concealed" is a definite no no in this town, Ivan. You know anything about Jamilla's grocery store?

What fuckin grocery store, you fucking shithead idiot! You call yourself a police...

Get out of the car, spread them. You can jawbone all you want or you have the right to shut the fuck up! You commie motherfucker. Either way you're goin' to the can.

I want my lawyer!

I axed you a question.

Aw, Toby, we weren't doing nothing. We was just talking.

You shut your mouth, girl, and get back over to our table. Now, I'm not going to axe you again, Mister. What were you doing with my girl?

Honest, Toby. I just axed him for a quarter for the jukebox.

Stay out of this, Jenny. We got man's business to take care of. I ain't never taken no drugs, mister, and ...

I want to stay.

I said come on!

Toby! Toby Tucker, leave him alone!

You stay away, Jenny. I aim to mess him up, and that ain't a thing for a woman to see.

Who was that on the phone?

Wrong number.

You spent a long time talking for a wrong number. But then you make friends so easily. Don't you, Grace?

I put up new drapes, Jake.

I know. I was here when your apprentice was helping you. Remember?

You never said anything. About the drapes.

They look nice.

You haven't even looked at them once.

They look nice.

I picked them out for you, Jake. I thought you would like the colors.

What the hell you looking at, girl?

Nothing, Jake. Absolutely nothing.

Ya little bitch, you like it don't you! You like it this way rough and hard. Gotta go fuck around on me, like your Mama, but you always gotta come home to Daddy, don't you, cause you know Daddy's the best.

Yes, yes, hit me...beat me, please.

You been a bad girl, Grace. You took my heart from your Mama, didn't ya? You betrayed her! Like you did me. There ain't no forgivin' ya, girl!

Oh no! Oh please forgive me, Papa!

You broke her heart! You broke your Mama's heart. You stole me! That's right. Fuck it away. But it ain't ever goin' away, cause your Mama she's like a hungry ghost baby, she won't go away, she won't leave ya alone.

No! No! Please!

What's the matter?

You didn't hear something?

Yeah, I heard a key slapping against my ass.

There's someone in the house.

Jake, don't go out there. Call the sheriff.

Shhhh! Just like your Mama, always scared of things...

Help me, Grace, help...

Like you helped her, Jake?

Morning Grace.

Morning Sheriff. Got my drapes.

Well it's about time. Looks like you found yourself a helper too.

Well, he offered, and I just couldn't refuse. His car overheated.

Oh?

Anybody hurt?

Hell, no. That Wayne can't shoot when he's sober, much less drunk. He's lucky he didn't kill his own danged self. Well, anyhow, you stay cool. Nice meeting you, son.

You fuck this guy get him to do your dirty work and you think you can take the money and dump me?

No baby, you got it wrong.

This road don't go to Globe, Grace where were you going to meet me?

I don't want the fuckin' money! I'm not gonna give up everything I got for a lousy 50,000 dollars. It's you. You Grace or nothing. The whole thing... I want you to be my wife.... What do you way Grace?

You sound just like Jake... I did see into the future, Virgil, but you weren't in it. Go back to your family. They love you.

Goddamnit Virgil, stop! Don't!

...But I bet the story she didn't tell you was the best story of all. How old crazy Jake was really her Papa. And she liked fucking Papa! And now she's killed the sonufabitch! Just like she's gonna kill you!

My lord, that little baby of yours Virgil, has gotten cuter'n a bunny's nose.

What was that all about?