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And love's a funny thing. Sometimes I don't know if I want to love you...
<u>Jake</u>...
He <u>can't</u> help you now, honey!
Got any cold soda?
Eh?
Soda. You got any soda?
Hablar slowly, por favor. My ingles no es bien.
Soda. You know.
I call the sheriff.
No! No police.
You Harlin?
Nope. Darrell.
Harlin around?
He's up at the Look Out.
Will he be back soon?
Doubt it. He's dead. The Look Out's a cemetery.
You own this place?
Yep.
Then why do you call it Harlin's?
'Cause Harlin used to own it.
But he's dead.
So?
You want to take a look at my car? I think the radiator hose is
Damn. Gonna be another hot one today. Sometimes I don't even want to get out of bed. Course don't want to get out for the cold one's neither. Then of course the clouds come in...
Look, Harlin, I've got places to be.
Darrell
OK. Darrell... Could you just take a look at my radiator hose. It's busted.
So?
It's your radiator hose. It's busted.
I know it's busted. What did I just tell you?
Well, you know so much why don't you just fix it yourself?
If I could do you think I'd be standing here wasting my time. Can you fix it, or do I have to go somewhere else?
Somewhere else? Mister, somewhere else is fifty miles from here. Only other gas station down in town closed 3 years ago when the mine got shut...
Okay, I'm stuck. You happy? Now can you fix it, or not?
Yeah, I can fix it.
Great!
Gotta run over to the yard and see if I can find a hose like this one, or close enough. Gonna take time.
How much time?
Time.
Twentyafterten.
Jesus. Twentyafterten and it must be ninety already.
Ninetytwo. Course half hour from now might be seventytwo. These clouds move around a lot.
Accident.
You got to be more careful. Hands is important. Let me show you something. When I was a kid, now I don't know if you can still see it, but I gashed my fingers in a lawnmower.
I'm very interested in this but is there someplace...
Diner up a piece. Not much, but us simple folk like it.
I'll be back in a couple of hours. And be careful with her, will you?
Hey.
Hey, your ... what the hell happened to you?
Nothing.
Don't look like nothing.
Just banged my head. It was an accident.
Another accident? You got to be more careful.
What the hell happened to my car?
Bottom hose was shot too. Rotted clear through. Had to put a new one in. Runs like a dream now.
Well ... you got your parts, you got your labour ... let's call it a hundredfifty bucks.
How much!?
Hundredfifty.
To replace a goddamn radiator hose!?
A goddamn radiator hose in a sixtyfourandahalf Mustang. You know how long it took me to find that hose?
About an hour and a half, because that's all the longer I've been gone.
Actually, it's been about three hours. You're the one thinks that car's so damn fancy. What you expect but fancy damn prices?
That's a Ford, not a Ferrari. You going to tell me no one else in this shit hole drives a Ford?
"That's not just a Ford, that's a sixtyfourandahalf Mustang."
What's that got to do with the radiator hose?
I don't know, but "it's the reason I'm living here and you're just passing through." Now you owe me a hundredfifty dollars.
It might as well be fifteenhundred dollars, because I don't have the money.
Then you ain't gonna have the car.
Listen, man. I got rolled half an hour ago for everything I had.
Then you're only a hundredfortyfive in the hole. You can keep that dollar. Now why don't you just take your American Express Gold Card, and call that guy with the big schnooz on TV and have him send you the money lickity split.
I don't have a goddamn credit card.
Now that's too bad. I sure hope you know how to wash dishes or shovel shit 'cause you're gonna have to work this one off.
...got no day, got no date. Probably ain't worth a duck's fart . This one here cost me $3.75 and it's got every doodad you can imagine. No sir I'll stick with this .
You son of a bitch! I'll have my lawyers shut you down.
You ain't got no credit card but you got a lawyer. Sweet talk me all you want. Didn't you read the sign? It says...
What sign? Fuck the sign. I want my car.
I want my hundred and fortyfive dollars.
Hey there. I was beginnin' to think you wasn't comin' back... You don't look so good.
Yeah, well, I've been around the bend a bit.
One of those days you feel like you been runnin' in circles and you ain't no closer to where you tryin' to get than when you started?
You've been there?
Hell, I've had days I would gladly trade with a whippin' dog. Ain't much you can do when you feel like that 'cept tough it out.
You believe that?
You think bad, and bad is what you get.
That's a good piece of advice, Darrell.
No charge.
Listen, Darrell, about that hundredfifty bucks for the car, as soon as I get where I'm going I swear I'll
Twohundred.
What?
It's going to cost you twohundred dollars.
You said this morning the hose was going to run me onefifty.
Yep. For the hose. But while you was gone I replaced a gasket. That's going to run you another fifty.
I didn't tell you to replace any gasket.
Yeah, but it was shot.
I don't give a fuck! I didn't tell you to do it! You can't just do unauthorized work.
Well, now, you just know all there is about bein' a mechanic, don't you? Didn't you read the sign.
What sign?
The goddamn sign on the wall. I can't do unauthorized work? What am I suppose to do? Just let you ride out of here with a bad gasket. Then you get in an accident and get killed. Or worse. Who they gonna blame then? They gonna blame me, and there goes my reputation.
What reputation? You're nothing but an ignorant, inbred, tumbleweed hick.
Is that an insult? Are you insulting me.

And love's a funny thing. Sometimes I don't know if I want to love you...

<u>Jake</u>...

He <u>can't</u> help you now, honey!

Got any cold soda?

Eh?

Soda. You got any soda?

Hablar slowly, por favor. My ingles no es bien.

Soda. You know.

I call the sheriff.

No! No police.

You Harlin?

Nope. Darrell.

Harlin around?

He's up at the Look Out.

Will he be back soon?

Doubt it. He's dead. The Look Out's a cemetery.

You own this place?

Yep.

Then why do you call it Harlin's?

'Cause Harlin used to own it.

But he's dead.

So?

You want to take a look at my car? I think the radiator hose is

Damn. Gonna be another hot one today. Sometimes I don't even want to get out of bed. Course don't want to get out for the cold one's neither. Then of course the clouds come in...

Look, Harlin, I've got places to be.

Darrell

OK. Darrell... Could you just take a look at my radiator hose. It's busted.

So?

It's your radiator hose. It's busted.

I know it's busted. What did I just tell you?

Well, you know so much why don't you just fix it yourself?

If I could do you think I'd be standing here wasting my time. Can you fix it, or do I have to go somewhere else?

Somewhere else? Mister, somewhere else is fifty miles from here. Only other gas station down in town closed 3 years ago when the mine got shut...

Okay, I'm stuck. You happy? Now can you fix it, or not?

Yeah, I can fix it.

Great!

Gotta run over to the yard and see if I can find a hose like this one, or close enough. Gonna take time.

How much time?

Time.

Twentyafterten.

Jesus. Twentyafterten and it must be ninety already.

Ninetytwo. Course half hour from now might be seventytwo. These clouds move around a lot.

Accident.

You got to be more careful. Hands is important. Let me show you something. When I was a kid, now I don't know if you can still see it, but I gashed my fingers in a lawnmower.

I'm very interested in this but is there someplace...

Diner up a piece. Not much, but us simple folk like it.

I'll be back in a couple of hours. And be careful with her, will you?

Hey.

Hey, your ... what the hell happened to you?

Nothing.

Don't look like nothing.

Just banged my head. It was an accident.

Another accident? You got to be more careful.

What the hell happened to my car?

Bottom hose was shot too. Rotted clear through. Had to put a new one in. Runs like a dream now.

Well ... you got your parts, you got your labour ... let's call it a hundredfifty bucks.

How much!?

Hundredfifty.

To replace a goddamn radiator hose!?

A goddamn radiator hose in a sixtyfourandahalf Mustang. You know how long it took me to find that hose?

About an hour and a half, because that's all the longer I've been gone.

Actually, it's been about three hours. You're the one thinks that car's so damn fancy. What you expect but fancy damn prices?

That's a Ford, not a Ferrari. You going to tell me no one else in this shit hole drives a Ford?

"That's not just a Ford, that's a sixtyfourandahalf Mustang."

What's that got to do with the radiator hose?

I don't know, but "it's the reason I'm living here and you're just passing through." Now you owe me a hundredfifty dollars.

It might as well be fifteenhundred dollars, because I don't have the money.

Then you ain't gonna have the car.

Listen, man. I got rolled half an hour ago for everything I had.

Then you're only a hundredfortyfive in the hole. You can keep that dollar. Now why don't you just take your American Express Gold Card, and call that guy with the big schnooz on TV and have him send you the money lickity split.

I don't have a goddamn credit card.

Now that's too bad. I sure hope you know how to wash dishes or shovel shit 'cause you're gonna have to work this one off.

...got no day, got no date. Probably ain't worth a duck's fart . This one here cost me $3.75 and it's got every doodad you can imagine. No sir I'll stick with this .

You son of a bitch! I'll have my lawyers shut you down.

You ain't got no credit card but you got a lawyer. Sweet talk me all you want. Didn't you read the sign? It says...

What sign? Fuck the sign. I want my car.

I want my hundred and fortyfive dollars.

Hey there. I was beginnin' to think you wasn't comin' back... You don't look so good.

Yeah, well, I've been around the bend a bit.

One of those days you feel like you been runnin' in circles and you ain't no closer to where you tryin' to get than when you started?

You've been there?

Hell, I've had days I would gladly trade with a whippin' dog. Ain't much you can do when you feel like that 'cept tough it out.

You believe that?

You think bad, and bad is what you get.

That's a good piece of advice, Darrell.

No charge.

Listen, Darrell, about that hundredfifty bucks for the car, as soon as I get where I'm going I swear I'll

Twohundred.

What?

It's going to cost you twohundred dollars.

You said this morning the hose was going to run me onefifty.

Yep. For the hose. But while you was gone I replaced a gasket. That's going to run you another fifty.

I didn't tell you to replace any gasket.

Yeah, but it was shot.

I don't give a fuck! I didn't tell you to do it! You can't just do unauthorized work.

Well, now, you just know all there is about bein' a mechanic, don't you? Didn't you read the sign.

What sign?

The goddamn sign on the wall. I can't do unauthorized work? What am I suppose to do? Just let you ride out of here with a bad gasket. Then you get in an accident and get killed. Or worse. Who they gonna blame then? They gonna blame me, and there goes my reputation.

What reputation? You're nothing but an ignorant, inbred, tumbleweed hick.

Is that an insult? Are you insulting me.