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What is it you need me to do?
Helen, I want you to be my wife.
I'm married!
Just for the operation in Paris. I need to be married. They'll be looking for a man traveling alone.
We're going to Paris?
Helen, there's a double agent in my outfit... I don't know who. There's no one I can trust. Except you. Can you get away? Just for two days.
I don't know. I have to think...
Here. Sit down. Be comfortable.
You see what I mean? That reaction would give us away in a second. Try to relax.
It's just that... it's been sixteen years since anyone but Harry did that, I
Relax. There, that's better. Let yourself slip into the role.
Thank you. You saved my life. What's your name?
Helen.
You can call me Simon. You're very brave to do this... You opened it.
I just glances inside.
Who's your little friend?
I'm Helen Tasker. Harry's my husband. And you are?
So now it's Tasker? Not Renquist?
Look, Harry's not part of this. He's just a sales rep.
No, my dear, he is a federal agent. He killed two of my colleagues the other night.
No, you don't understand, we've been married for 15 years
What's going on, Harry?
Samir is just going to ask Harry a few questions. See, we're not even sure which agency Harry works for. Now, Samir is absolutely first class, but on the other hand we have Harry, here, who has managed to lie convincingly to the woman he loves for 15 years. So it will be interesting to see how long he can resist.
Now just keep your knees together, and you'll be fine.
Something you obviously have a hard time doing!
Hold that thought.
Like one?
Fuck you.
I said SIT DOWN. Who do you work for?
Kettleman, Barnes and McGrath. I'm a legal secretary.
Of course. Mrs. Tasker. And what were you going with the international terrorist, Carlos the Jackal? Taking dictation?
He said he was an American agent.
What?
Get going!
Uh... well, okay then. You sound terrible. I'll run out right now. Just call the prescription in to the pharmacy. Sure, no problem. Bye.
Boris and Doris?
Go ahead.
What're we talking about here? Pussy, right?
Absolutely.
Let's face it, Harry, the Vette gets 'em wet. But it's not enough. If you want to really close escrow, you gotta have an angle.
And you've got one.
It's killer. Look at me I'm not that much to look at. No really. I can be honest. But I got 'em lining up, and not just skanks, either. Some are.
So what's your angle?
Sorry. Trade secret.
Sure. Set me up and then don't tell me.
Okay, just ask yourself. What do women really want? You take these bored housewives, married to the same guy for years. Stuck in a rut. They need some release. The promise of adventure. A hint of danger. I create that for them.
So you're basically lying your ass off the whole time? I couldn't do it.
Well, think of it as playing a role. It's fantasy. You have to work on their dreams. Get them out of their daily suburban grind for a few hours.
Isn't that hard to keep up, in the long run?
Doesn't matter. I like change. You know, constant turnover. As soon as I close the deal, it's one of two more times, then adios.
Use 'em and lose 'em.
Exactly. The trick is, you gotta pick your target. They have to be nice little housewife types. Schoolteachers. But, I'm telling you, you get their pilot lit, these babes, they can suck start a leafblower.
What about the husbands?
Dickless. If they took care of * business, I'd be out of business, know what I mean?
Those idiots.
You working on someone right now?
I always have a couple on the hook. You know. There's one right now, I've got her panting like a dog. It's great.
What does she do?
Some kinda legal secretary of something. Married to some boring jerk.
But with you, she gets to be hot, right?
Red hot. Her thighs steam.
Sooooo... she's pretty good in bed, then?
Hey, slow down you're gonna miss the turn!
See. You and this car were meant for each other. Why fight it? Sure, I have a couple other buyers lined up, but I like your style. Whattya say? Should we start on the paperwork?
Let me think about it. Hold it a day for me?
Yeeaoowww!!
You son of a bitch. Did you really think you could elude us forever, Carlos?
Wait! You got the wrong guy. My name's Simon. Look, just let me go. There's no need to kill me. I haven't seen your
Beat it.
No. Soon as I turn you'll shoot me.
Hi, honey. How was the flight?
Fine, honey. Stay asleep.
Okay.
I'm late.
Me too.
How'd it go at the trade show? You make all the other salesmen jealous?
Yeah. You should have seen it. We were the hit of the show with the new model ordering system, the one for the 680... how you can write up an order and the second the customer's name goes into the computer, it starts checking their credit, and if they've ordered anything in the past, and if they get a discount...
That's fabulous Harry.
Yeah, it was wild.
Uh huh. Okay.
It's not okay. It's extortion.
What did you tell him?
I slept with him and he knocked off a hundred bucks.
Good thinking, honey.
I need you to talk to Dana. The vice principle called and she cut class again this afternoon.
I'll handle it.
Hi honey. What's going on? *
Sorry to bother you in a meeting, but you have to promise me that * you'll be home at eight. I don't * want Dana and I sitting here by ourselves like we were last year. You promise?
Baby, I said I'd be there. Really. Trust me. Gotta go, honey. Bye bye.
Look, I know you're upset. I'm really sorry, honey. I raced home as quick
It's okay, don't bother, Harry.
I'm sorry. Thank you for the party.
Yeah. It was great.
Come on to bed, you don't have to brush your teeth.
I'll just be a second. So what happened tonight at the office?
I couldn't believe it. I go back to get this report I need, right, and the phone is ringing, so like a bonehead I answer it
It's the big client in Japan, and it's the middle of the morning there and their whole system is crashed... this guy's having a meltdown
What'd you do, honey?
Well I pull out the manual on their setup, which is the new 680 server...
...and I'm troubleshooting it with them over the phone... talking to a translator, right, who's getting half of it wrong... it was unbelievable... really wild.