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Don't even think about it, cowboy!
Oh, yeah, tough guy?!
You actually think you're THE "Buzz Lightyear?" Oh, all this time I thought it was an act! Hey, guys! Look! It's the REAL Buzz Lightyear!
You're mocking me, aren't you?
Oh, no, no, no... Buzz, look! An alien!
Where?
What's going on?
Nothing that concerns you spacemen. Just us TOYS.
I'd better take a look anyway.
Why is that soldier strapped to an explosive device?
That's why. Sid.
Sure is a hairy fellah.
No! No, that's Scud, you idiot!
THAT is Sid!
You mean that happy child?
I could have stopped him.
Buzz, I would love to see you try. 'Course I'd love to see you as a crater.
Buzz!! Oh, Buzz, Buzz Lightyear!! Buzz Lightyear, thank goodness! We've got trouble!
Trouble?! Where?!
Down there. Just down there. A helpless toy...it's...it's trapped, Buzz!
Then we've no time to lose!!
Right? Buddy?
I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.
Oh. Oh, that's good.
But we're not on my planet, are we?
No.
According to my navacomputer, the
Shut up! Just shut up, you idiot!!
Sheriff, this is no time to panic.
This is the perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're going to move from their house in two days and it's all your fault!!
My fault?! If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place
Oh, yeah? Well, if YOU hadn't shown up in your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me
Don't talk to me about importance. Because of YOU the security of this entire universe is in jeopardy.
WHAT?!! What are you talking about?!
Buzz! Buzz, come back!
Go away.
Now you're sure this spacefreighter will return to its port of origin once it jettisons its food supply?
Uhhuh. And when we get there, we'll be able to find a way to transport you...home.
Well, then let's climb abroad.
No, no, no, wait, Buzz, Buzz, let's get in the back. No one will see us there.
Negative. There are no restraining harnesses in the cargo area. We'll be much safer in the cockpit.
Ow! Watch where you're going!
Sorry.
Wait a minute! No Buzz! This way! There's a special ship. I just saw it!
You mean it has hyperdrive?
Hyperactive hyperdrive, and astro...uh, turf.
C'mon, c'mon, that's it...
Where is it? I don't see the
Spaceship.
Alright Buzz, get ready...
What's gotten into you, Sheriff? I was
YOU are the one that decided to climb into this
I've set my laser from stun to kill.
Oh, great, great. Yeah, and if anyone attacks us we can blink 'em to death.
I sure hope this isn't permanent.
Still no word from Star Command. We're not that far from the spaceport
Woody, we don't know what's out there!
I'll tell you what's AAAAH!
They're gonna eat us, Buzz!! Do something! Quick!
Shield your eyes!
It's not working. I recharged it before I left. It should be good for hours
Oh, you idiot! You're a toy! Use your karate chop action!
Get away! Hoocha! Hoocha!
Hey!! Hey! How are you doing that? Stop that!
Back! Back, you savages! Back!
Woody, stop it!!
Sorry guys, but dinner's canceled!
Another stunt like that, cowboy you're going to get us killed.
Don't tell me what to do!
Shhh!
What happened to you?
One minute you're defending the whole galaxy... ...and suddenly you find yourself suckin' down Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette and her little sisters.
I think you've had enough tea for today. Let's get you out of here, Buzz.
Don't you get it?! You see the hat? I am Mrs. Nesbit!!
Oh, I'm a sham!!
Shhhhh!! Quiet, Buzz.
Look at me! I can't even fly out of a window!
But the hat looked good. Tell me the hat looked good! The apron is a bit much, it's not my color...
Out the window...Buzz, you're a genius!
Come on, this way!
Years of Academy training...wasted!!
Oh, come on, Buzz. I...Buzz, I can't do this without you. I need your help.
I can't help. I can't help anyone.
Why, sure you can, Buzz. You can get me out of here and then I'll get that rocket off you, and we'll make a break for Andy's house.
Andy's house. Sid's house. What's the difference.
Oh, Buzz, you've had a big fall. You must not be thinking clearly.
No, Woody, for the first time I am thinking clearly. You were right all along. I'm not a Space Ranger. I'm just a toy. A stupid little insignificant toy.
Whoa, hey wait a minute. Being a toy is a lot better than being a Space Ranger.
Yeah, right.
No, it is. Look, over in that house is a kid who thinks you are the greatest, and it's not because you're a Space Ranger, pal, it's because you're a TOY! You are HIS toy.
But why would Andy want me?
Why would Andy want you?! Look at you! You're a Buzz Lightyear. Any other toy would give up his moving parts just to be you. You've got wings, you glow in the dark, you talk, your helmet does that that whoosh thing you are a COOL toy.
Buzz!! What are you doing? I thought you were
Come on, Sheriff. There's a kid over in that house who needs us. Now let's get you out of this thing.
Yes Sir!
Woody! It's the moving van.
We've got to get out of here...NOW.
Shhhhhhh!
What?!
It's ok. Everything's under control.