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No. They all do. |
I never know anymore. |
You hear that?! |
Yes. |
Calvin, I wish you would have at least let me do the dishes. It's not going to be that easy getting all that dried on food off my nice plates. |
I just hope those plates aren't radioactive by tomorrow morning. |
Cheese is particularly troublesome. |
Worse than your Kraft Holiday dip? |
Oh, much worse. But not as bad as that Mexican Jumping Bean dip. You remember that? |
Yeah, yeah. Okay. Give me the roast and watch your step. I'll come back for the radio. |
How long will we have to stay down here? |
I don't know. For this thing to blow over, it could take days. |
Days?? |
Rather safe than sorry. That's my motto! |
But, what if I go into labor? That could happen any time. |
I've read up on it. I'll deliver the baby myself if I have to. |
Now you listen to me Calvin Webber, when this baby comes, you're going to be out in the waiting room smoking yourself to death with all the other fathers. |
Yes, dear! |
As long as we've got that straight. |
Home sweet home! |
To you maybe. |
What's that noise? |
The locks. |
The locks? |
To keep us from trying to leave. After an atomic blast there's a radiation halflife that lasts thirty five years. |
Thirty five years! |
Then after that it's safe. |
It's safe. |
To go up. |
To go up. |
Hi, honey! Feeling better? |
No. |
We have to be strong, sweetheart. If not for ourselves, for the child. |
All our friends... |
Burnt to a crisp. I've given you the most welldone cut. |
I'm not hungry. |
Hot Dr. Pepper! Your favorite! |
No, Calvin, you're favorite. |
Really? |
Maybe I've just got the creeps. |
How could you?! This is just like home! |
No. No! Calvin, this is different! Believe me! |
Would you like a tranquilizer? |
You have tranquilizers? |
I told you! I've got everything! |
Oh, no. |
What? |
Uh, oh. Now it's time. |
Honey? |
Is there a problem? |
No, Calvin. Babies cry. |
I've noticed. |
What shall we call him? |
No. I think it's just right. |
And I was wondering...if...if I could have a... |
Yes! |
If I...you know... |
What? Whatever you want, Helen! |
Calvin?! |
Right here! |
We looked all over for you. What are you doing back here? |
Oh, I was just examining this rear hatchway. |
Why? |
No reason. Well, it's pretty clear that the front entrance caved in when the bomb went off. So, you know, when the time is up, we'll have to return to the surface using, you know, this back entrance. Which is very nice because it has the service elevator! |
Very nice. Unless it caved in, too. |
Yes. Well... yes. |
Watch this! |
What? |
Not bad for a three and a half year old! I'd like to see the public school system match that! I don't care how terrific it is! |
Yes, he's very bright, dear. Much like his father. But you know, Calvin, maybe he's a little...young for school. |
Nonsense. People have no idea what the human mind is capable of. Look at us! |
Yes, you certainly will. And you'll find a nice girl and rebuild America. Just the way it used to be. |
Oh, Calvin, I'm not sure we should be making promises that perhaps can't be kept. |
I believe there will be other survivors. In fact, I'm guessing there's life on the surface, even now. It's not life worth living perhaps, but believe me, something's moving around up there. And I don't just mean the cockroaches. |
Hi, honey! |
Hi. |
Calvin! |
Coming! |
Get the presents and do the lights. |
You bet. |
No kidding. Who else would have done it? |
And I made these! |
What did you wish for, Adam? |
If he tells, it won't come true! |
Oh, that's just a bunch of baloney! We never believed that in my family! |
Well, we did in my family! |
One who doesn't glow in the dark. |
Calvin Webber! What a thing to say! |
Well, we'll be going up in two years. We'll know then. I'm very hopeful. |
Let's eat our cake. |
Yeah. Let's dig in! |
If we still have one. |
Yes... |
You know, when we do go up...I'm going to miss this old place. How 'bout you, hon? |
Would you excuse me? |
Sure. |
In the generator room again? |
Oh, yes. It just fascinates me how all these things work. |
I know exactly what you mean! Hey, honey? |
Should we say a little prayer first? |
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