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Laz. I'm gonna put my trust in you. I'm gonna do it knowin' all too well I can get hurt like this. And I have been hurt. Just like you. Woman like me, I got a lot of livin' to do. But my days are precious to me. They all I got left. Don't want no more fuss. I want love in my life. You understanding me, Laz?
I do. God's truth. I do.
What are you doing?
Just wanted to see.
You know the rules. You do know the rules, don't you?
Yeah, I know.
Then start taking them seriously.
Yes, ma'am.
Is the flight full?
I'm sorry Sir. I believe the flight is closed.
Please check. Is it full? Please could you check.
You have excellent English.
Thanks.
How do you want to pay?
Cash.
Is that everything?
Yes.
Right. Okay. Good.
It's about forty miles from here. I don't know if you've looked at a map, it's close to London but it's a city in itself. A Roman city. It's a nice house. I'm having a problem with ants. I uh... It's the warmer weather. I can't seem to find the nest. Sorry, do you understand "ants"?
Yes.
I just can't find a nest. The root of the problem. I've looked everywhere. What's the Russian for ant? Sorry that's a stupid... Sorry. This is strange isn't it.
Yes.
I'm pretty nervous. Are you?
Yes.
I mean... "Ants." "I've got a problem with ants."
So. Is it different to how you imagined it?
Yes.
I bet. What about me? Am I how you imagined?
Yes.
And how was the flight. Sorry, am I speaking too fast for you?
Yes.
Do uh... Sorry. Can you follow me? Do you understand what I'm saying?
Yes.
Good. Or should I speak slower?
Yes.
Do you follow or should I speak slower?
Yes.
Uh... Are you a giraffe?
Yes.
Today is bath day.
Sorry?
I don't understand.
Happy bath day.
Syevodnya?
Syevodnya
Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday.
"Frenzy".
Yes I know.
They go. John. They go.
What's wrong?
They go.
Of course. They go. Yes. Yes.
They go.
Oh, I don't know. In my job as Deputy Assistant of New Business at the bank would have to listen to the problems of a great many individuals. This took a lot of understanding and sympathy, to try to work out solutions to their problems. But, you see, I'm not in that line of work anymore. Nowadays I'm a bank robber.
You don't understand anything.
I think that about covers it. I think I have grasped the part about you being dumped though. That's got to hurt, I imagine. That's got to smart a bit. I mean strictly in my observer's capacity it seemed you two were getting on Pretty Fucking Famously.
Unless. Unless this is part of the routine. You get tied up, stick around, distract me, they both bust in and Steal My Cup Of Coffee.
It's makes it easier. Okay.
I don't want to know.
It makes it faster. If I don't speak to the men, they fall faster. It's pretty obvious why.
That's a relief. It's nice to know I'm a regular guy.
So what are you going to do?
I'm going to drink my coffee. Then, we're going to the police station. Where there will be lawyers, loss of job, house, humiliation, gutter press, and probably prison.
They don't blame you. When a bank employee does this they understand. You get your life back. Anyway I bet you hated that bank.
Even so I always felt the decision to burst in and rob it very much remained with me.
Why else would you send off for me? If you just wanted sex just go to a prostitute.
Well as it turns out I did.
You must think... I'm the biggest pillock... In the world.
No I don't.
In the world.
I know you just want to punish me
I do. I want to very badly.
So you're just going to be vindictive
In every sense. If at all possible.
You can't hurt me more than I'm hurt already.
Well, Nadia, It it's all the same to you, I'd like to give it a bash.
Where's the restroom?
What?
I'm going to be sick. Where's the...
What? No you're not..
I'm going... I am... I'm going to be sick.
No you're not. How... Nice one. How dumb do you think I am ?
You don't have to do this. I can look after myself.
Have you got your passport?
What?
Shut up. Have you got your passport?
Yes.
Give me some money.
I don't have any money.
What?
I said I don't have any.
So, uh, Alexei, which I know isn't his name...
I don't want to talk about him.
Fine.
It's none of your business.
Fine. Absolutely. Must be disappointing though. Must come as a hell of a shock.
So uh...
Look, if you want to know is he better in bed than you then yes he is.
Oh Jesus.
If what you want to know is does he have a bigger cock than you, then yes he does.