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Eggshell with Romalian type. What do you think?
Nice.
But Laurie Kennedy is a total hardbody. What do you think, Bateman?
I know her. I knew her.
Because he dated her.
How did you guess?
Girls dig Bateman. He's CQ. You're total CQ, Bateman.
Thanks, guy, but...she's got a lousy personality.
Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?
Ed Gein? Maitre d' at Canal Bar?
No, serial killer, Wisconsin in the fifties. He was an interesting guy.
Listen, what about dinner?
Is that all you ever have to contribute, Van Patten? "What about fucking dinner?"
Marzipan. Pink tents. Hundreds, thousands of roses. Photographers. Annie Leibovitz. We'll get Annie Leibovitz. And we'll hire someone to videotape. Patrick, we should do it.
Do...what.
Get married. Have a wedding.
Evelyn?
Yes, darling?
Is your Evian spiked?
We should do it.
NoI can't take the time off work.
Your father practically owns the company. You can do anything you like, silly.
I don't want to talk about it.
Well, you hate that job anyway. Why don't you just quit? You don't have to work.
Because I...want...to...fit...in.
Pat, this is my cousin Vanden and her boyfriend Stash. He's an artist.
Hi. Pat Bateman.
Why don t you just go for Price?
Oh God, Patrick. Why Price? Price?
He's rich.
Everybody's rich.
He's goodlooking.
Everybody's goodlooking, Patrick.
He has a great body
Everybody has a great body now.
Are you using minoxidil?
No. I'm not. Why should I ?
Your hairline looks like it's receding.
It's not.
I want a firm commitment.
I think, Evelyn, that we've...lost touch.
Why? What's wrong?
My need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale cannot be, um, corrected, but I have no other way to fulfill my needs.
We need to talk.
Talk about what, Patrick? What is there to talk about?
It's over, Evelyn. It's all over
Touchy, touchy. I'm sorry I brought the wedding up. Let's just avoid the issue, alright? Now, are we having coffee?
I'm fucking serious. It's fucking over. Us. This is no joke. I don't think we should see each other anymore.
But your friends are my friends. My friends are your friends. I don't think it would work. You have a little something on your upper lip.
I know that your friends are my friends. I've thought about that. You can have them.
You're really serious, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
But what about the past? Our past?
We never really shared one.
You're inhuman.
I'm...in touch with humanity. Evelyn, I'm sorry. You're just not terribly important to me.
No, no, no.
I know my behavior is...erratic sometimes.
If you really want to do something for me, you can stop making this scene right now.
Oh God, I can't believe this.
I'm leaving now. I've assessed the situation and I'm going.
Where are you going?
I'm just leaving.
But where?
I have to return some videotapes.
I haven't seen you around here.
You just haven't been looking.
Would you like to see my apartment?
Do you want to come to my apartment or not?
I'm not supposed to. But I can make an exception.
Do you take American Express?
You have a really nice place here...Paul. How much did you pay for it?
Actually, that's none of your business, Christie, hut I can assure you it certainly wasn't cheap.
I'm not so sure about this. I had to go to Emergency after last time...
Oh this won't be anything like last time, I promise.
I don't think so.
Nothing like last time, promise.
Alright.
So, you're looking great, how have you been?
Well, I actually might need a little surgery after last time.
Really?
My friend told me I should maybe even get a lawyer.
Oh, lawyers are so complicateddon't do that. Here.
This is nicer than your other apartment.
It's not that nice.
Listen, what are you doing tonight?
What? Oh, I'm...busy.
Listen, you're dating Luis, he's in Arizona. You're fucking me, and we haven't made plans. What could you possibly be up to tonight?
Stop it. I'm...
On a lot of lithium?
Waiting for Luis to call me. He said he'd call tonight. Oh don't be difficult, Patrick.
You should come have dinner with me. COURTNEY Butwhen?
Am I confused or were we talking about tonight?
Ummm . . yeah. Luis is calling me tonight. I need to be home for that.
Pumpkin?
Yes?
Pumpkin you're dating an asshole.
Uh huh.
Pumpkin you're dating the biggest dickweed in New York.
I know. Stop it.