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Maybe that pentangle was for something supernatural.
I see and they were too embarrassed to talk about it, because they felt so silly.
Say, David...
I'm well aware of how pleasant the weather is in Rome at the present time thank you.
Did you hear that?
I heard that.
What was it?
Could be a lot of things.
Yeah?
A coyote.
There aren't any coyotes in England.
The Hound of the Baskervilles.
Pecos Bill.
Heathcliffe.
Heathcliffe didn't howl.
No, but he was on the moors.
It's a full moon, 'beware the moon'.
I vote we go back to The Slaughtered Lamb.
Yeah.
Shit! David, what is that?
I don't know. Come on.
Come on, where?
Anywhere! I think we should just keep moving.
It's moving.
It's circling us.
What's the plan?
Plan?
Let's just keep walking.
It's in front of us.
Do you think it's a dog?
Oh shit. What is that?
A sheep dog or something. Turn slowly and let's walk away.
Nice doggie. Good boy.
Walk away, Jack.
Walking away, yes, sir. Here we are walking away.
See anything?
No.
It sounds far away.
Not far enough. Come on.
Jack?
Yeah.
Where are we going?
I'll tell you when we get there.
Well. I'm glad we... WHOAA!!
You really scared me, you shithead.
Are you going to help me up?
Nice to see you.
Get the fuck out of here, Jack.
Thanks a lot.
This is too much. I can't handle this.
I'm aware that I don't look so great, but I thought you'd be glad to see me.
David! You're hurting my feelings.
Hurting your feelings? Has it occurred to you that it may be unsettling to have you rise from your grave to visit me? Listen to me, I'm talking to a hamburger!
I'm sorry to be upsetting you, David, but I had to come.
Aren't you supposed to be buried in New York someplace?
Yeah. Your parents came to my funeral. I was surprised at how many people came.
Why should you be surprised? You were a very wellliked person.
Debbie Klein cried a lot.
I can't stand it.
So you know what she does? She's so grief stricken she runs to find solace in Rudy Levine's bed.
Rudy Levine the shmuck?
Life mocks me even in death.
I'm going completely crazy.
David!
What?!
David, now I know this may be hard for you, but I have to warn you.
Warn me? Will you get out of here, you meat loaf?
I'm a grisly sight, it's true; but I love you and that's why I'm here. You've got to know.
If you love me so much, Jack, you'll realize how disconcerting it is to share one's breakfast with the living dead!
We were attacked by a werewolf.
I'm not listening!
On the moors, we were attacked by a lycanthrope, a werewolf.
Shut up, you zombie!
I was murdered, an unnatural death, and now I walk the earth in limbo until the werewolf's curse is lifted.
What's wrong with you? Shut up!
The wolf's bloodline must be severed. The last remaining werewolf must be destroyed.
Will you be quiet?!
It's you, David.
What?!
You survived and now you shall continue the curse.
What are you talking about? I won't accept this! Get out! God damit!
Remember what that guy at The Slaughtered Lamb said? 'Beware the moon.'
Stop it, Jack.
Beware the moon. The full moon, David. You've got two days.
Jack, please go away. Please go away.
You'll stalk the streets of London a creature of the night.
You're talking like Boris Karloff! It's movie dialogue!
David, please believe me. You will kill people, David. You've got to stop the bloodshed before it begins.
Nurse!
Listen to me! Take your own life, David. It's our only chance.
Nurse!
The supernatural! The powers of darkness! It's all true. Take your own life! Suicide, David. Join me.
Nurse! Oh God! Alex!
It's cold, David, and I'm so alone. The undead surround me. Have you ever talked to a corpse? It's boring! I'm lonely! Kill yourself, David, before you kill others.
You're not real.
Don't be an asshole, David. Come here.
What are you doing here?
I wanted to see you.
Okay, you've seen me. Now go away.
David, I'm sorry I upset you yesterday, but you must understand what is going on.