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I don't think he's breathing. |
Oh, God... ! |
Don't just stand there, get help! |
This can't be real... |
He's pissing his pants. Is that real enough for you? Call 911! |
Alright... okay... |
He's turning blue! |
This is nuts. |
What <u>is</u> your problem? |
Ten minutes ago, I'm looking forward to a quiet dinner. I get a note... |
Let's talk to whoever can get this over with... |
Hold on... They want your driver's license number. |
You've got to be kidding. |
What... is... happening... ? |
I was trying to tell you... it's a game. |
A game? |
It's run by a company... they play elaborate pranks. Things like this. I'm really only now finding out myself. |
What are you talking about? |
The lights went out, one hundred people all ran away... |
You mean, the guy who turned blue and <u>wet</u> himself... ? |
I'm sorry, about this... |
You should be. |
There's got to be a flashlight. |
I don't understand why they're getting you involved. |
See you around. |
Where are you going? |
Home. |
How do you know that's the way? |
Where'd you all go? Motherfucking frat boys. You better hide. Is your life so pathetic that this is something you're willing to pay for? |
It was a gift... from my brother. |
How thoughtful. The gift of inconvenience. |
Long story. I found this key in the mouth of a wooden Harlequin. |
Never mind. |
Don't even think about it. |
Why not? |
Read what it says: "Warning, do <u>not</u> attempt to open. If elevator stops, use emergency... " |
If there was one. |
"... wait for help." Wait for help. I'm not opening a door that specifically warns me not to. |
Are you suggesting we wait till someone finds us? |
I'll give you a boost. |
You first. |
This isn't an attempt to be gallant. If I don't lift you, how are you going to get there? |
You pull me up. |
It's much easier this way. Come on, step up... |
No. |
Please... |
I'm not wearing underwear. Okay? There, I said it. Satisfied. |
Oh. FIne. |
There's a ladder here. |
My hero. Let's go. |
I'll wait. |
It's not like anyone could actually open it. |
This is C.R.S. |
What's C.R.S.? |
Consumer Recreation Services. It's their building. They... |
Don't panic. When security gets here, we simply explain what happened... |
They'll love that. |
Yes... well... |
You deserted me. |
You're a grown man. I'm not responsible for you. |
You're the one who started running. |
Me? You're the one who... ! Shit! |
There goes a thousand dollars. |
Your <u>shoes</u> cost a thousand dollars? |
That one did. |
... two hundred dollars a toe. |
Never did catch your name. |
Nicholas. Nicholas Van Orton. |
Nicholas Van Orton? What are you, a czar? |
That's classic. |
Why... ? |
We hang down here and drop. The garbage'll break our fall. |
I think not. |
Where are we going? |
That tall, bright building. Near there. |
What exactly do you do? |
Investment banking. Moving money from place to place. |
Nice. |
Hm? Oh, yes. |
A fresh shirt... |
If this was my office, I wouldn't keep that closed. |
I don't spend much time looking out the window. I'll call you a taxi. |
I know the owner of Campton Place. I could talk to him in the morning. |
Don't. It was a shitty job anyway. I overreacted. |
Goodnight. |
I don't think I've ever spent this much time with someone who didn't even ask my name. |
The maitre d' called you Christine. |
Right. Call me Christy. |
Goodnight, Christy. It was nice meeting you. |
Give me an address so I can send your shirt back. |
Keep it. |
I have a confession to make. Someone gave me sixhundred dollars to spill drinks on you, as a practical joke. |
Seriously? What did they say? |
They said five hundred. I said six. They said the man in the gray flannel suit. I think I said, you mean the attractive guy in the gray flannel suit? |
What are you doing here? |
Can we talk? |
It's okay, dad. |
Didn't think I'd ever see you again. |
Come here... |
What is it? |
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