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It's a lung cancer issue
Her favorite uncle
Dead at fortyone.
He's pretty!
Okay! I wasn't sure
Assail your ears for one night.
It's her favorite band.
You told me that part already.
Hell, I've just been going over the whole thing in my head and
Extremely unfortunate maneuver.
The hell is that? What kind of 'guy just picks up a girl and carries her away while you're talking to her?
Buttholus extremus. But hey, you're making progress.
No, I ' m not.
You humiliated the woman! Sacrifice yourself on the altar of dignity and even the score.
Best case scenario, you're back on the payroll for awhile.
Always a pleasure, Brucie.
Didn't have you pegged for a Gigglepuss fan. Aren't they a little too preteen bellybutton ring for you?
Fan of a fan. You see a couple of minors come in?
Never
Padua girls. One tall, decent body. The other one kinda short and undersexed?
Just sent 'em through.
Now don't get upset. Daddy, but there's this boy... and I think he might ask...
No! You're not dating until your sister starts dating. End of discussion.
What if she never starts dating?
Then neither will you. And I'll get to sleep at night.
But it's not fair she's a mutant, Daddy!
But she doesn't want to date.
Exactly my point
Daddy, I
And where're you going?
If you must know, we were attempting to go to a small study group of friends.
Otherwise known as an orgy?
It's just a party. Daddy, but I knew you'd forbid me to go since "Gloria Steinem" over there isn't going
Daddy, people expect me to be there!
If Kat's not going, you're not going.
Oh, God. It's starting.
It's just a party. Daddy.
Wear the belly before you go.
Daddy, no!
Just for a minute
Promise me you won't talk to any boys unless your sister is present.
Why?
Because she'll scare them away.
Daddy, I want to discuss the prom with you. It's tomorrow night
The prom? Kat has a date?
No, but
It's that hot rod Joey, right? That ' s who you want me to bend my rules for?
He's not a "hot rod". Whatever that is.
You're not going unless your sister goes. End of story.
Fine. I see that I'm a prisoner in my own house. I'm not a daughter. I'm a possession!
I'm missing something.
I have a date, Daddy. And he ' s not a captain of oppression like some men we know.
Where've you been?
Nowhere... Hi, Daddy.
I have the potential to smack the crap out of you if you don't get out of my way.
Can you at least start wearing a bra?
Oh my God, does this mean you're becoming normal?
It means that Gigglepuss is playing at Club Skunk and we're going.
Oh, I thought you might have a date I don't know why I'm bothering to ask, but are you going to Bogey Lowenstein's party Saturday night?
What do you think?
I think you're a freak. I think you do this to torture me. And I think you suck.
You're ruining my life' Because you won't be normal, I can't be normal.
What's normal?
Bogey Lowenstein's party is normal, but you're too busy listening to Bitches Who Need Prozac to know that.
Can't you forget for just one night that you're completely wretched?
At least I'm not a clouted fen sucked hedgepig.
Like I'm supposed to know what that even means.
It's Shakespeare. Maybe you've heard of him?
Yeah, he's your freak friend Mandella's boyfriend. I guess since I'm not allowed to go out, I should obsess over a dead guy, too.
You are so completely unbalanced.
Can we go now?
Bianca, I need to talk to you I need to tell you
I really don't think I need any social advice from you right now.
I don't get you. You act like you're too good for any of this, and then you go totally apeshit when you get here.
You're welcome.
Listen, I know you hate having to sit home because I'm not Susie High School.
Like you care.
I do care. But I'm a firm believer in doing something for your own reasons, not someone else ' s .
I wish I had that luxury. I'm the only sophomore that got asked to the prom and I can't go, because you won ' t.
Joey never told you we went out, did he?
What?
In 9th. For a month
Why?
He was, like, a total babe
But you hate Joey
Now I do. Back then, was a different story.
As in...
He said everyone was doing it. So I did it.
You did what?
Just once. Afterwards, I told him I didn't want to anymore. I wasn't ready. He got pissed. Then he broke up with me.
But
After that, I swore I'd never do anything just because "everyone else" was doing it. And I haven't since. Except for Bogey's party, and my stunning gastrointestinal display
Why didn't you tell me?
I wanted to let you make up your own mind about him.
No. you didn't! If you really thought I could make my own decisions, you would've let me go out with him instead of helping Daddy hold me hostage.
That's not
I'm not stupid enough to repeat your mistakes.
I guess I thought I was protecting you.
God, you're just like him! Just keep me locked away in the dark, so I can't experience anything for myself
Not all experiences are good, Bianca. You can't always trust the people you want to.

It's a lung cancer issue

Her favorite uncle

Dead at fortyone.

He's pretty!

Okay! I wasn't sure

Assail your ears for one night.

It's her favorite band.

You told me that part already.

Hell, I've just been going over the whole thing in my head and

Extremely unfortunate maneuver.

The hell is that? What kind of 'guy just picks up a girl and carries her away while you're talking to her?

Buttholus extremus. But hey, you're making progress.

No, I ' m not.

You humiliated the woman! Sacrifice yourself on the altar of dignity and even the score.

Best case scenario, you're back on the payroll for awhile.

Always a pleasure, Brucie.

Didn't have you pegged for a Gigglepuss fan. Aren't they a little too preteen bellybutton ring for you?

Fan of a fan. You see a couple of minors come in?

Never

Padua girls. One tall, decent body. The other one kinda short and undersexed?

Just sent 'em through.

Now don't get upset. Daddy, but there's this boy... and I think he might ask...

No! You're not dating until your sister starts dating. End of discussion.

What if she never starts dating?

Then neither will you. And I'll get to sleep at night.

But it's not fair she's a mutant, Daddy!

But she doesn't want to date.

Exactly my point

Daddy, I

And where're you going?

If you must know, we were attempting to go to a small study group of friends.

Otherwise known as an orgy?

It's just a party. Daddy, but I knew you'd forbid me to go since "Gloria Steinem" over there isn't going

Daddy, people expect me to be there!

If Kat's not going, you're not going.

Oh, God. It's starting.

It's just a party. Daddy.

Wear the belly before you go.

Daddy, no!

Just for a minute

Promise me you won't talk to any boys unless your sister is present.

Why?

Because she'll scare them away.

Daddy, I want to discuss the prom with you. It's tomorrow night

The prom? Kat has a date?

No, but

It's that hot rod Joey, right? That ' s who you want me to bend my rules for?

He's not a "hot rod". Whatever that is.

You're not going unless your sister goes. End of story.

Fine. I see that I'm a prisoner in my own house. I'm not a daughter. I'm a possession!

I'm missing something.

I have a date, Daddy. And he ' s not a captain of oppression like some men we know.

Where've you been?

Nowhere... Hi, Daddy.

I have the potential to smack the crap out of you if you don't get out of my way.

Can you at least start wearing a bra?

Oh my God, does this mean you're becoming normal?

It means that Gigglepuss is playing at Club Skunk and we're going.

Oh, I thought you might have a date I don't know why I'm bothering to ask, but are you going to Bogey Lowenstein's party Saturday night?

What do you think?

I think you're a freak. I think you do this to torture me. And I think you suck.

You're ruining my life' Because you won't be normal, I can't be normal.

What's normal?

Bogey Lowenstein's party is normal, but you're too busy listening to Bitches Who Need Prozac to know that.

Can't you forget for just one night that you're completely wretched?

At least I'm not a clouted fen sucked hedgepig.

Like I'm supposed to know what that even means.

It's Shakespeare. Maybe you've heard of him?

Yeah, he's your freak friend Mandella's boyfriend. I guess since I'm not allowed to go out, I should obsess over a dead guy, too.

You are so completely unbalanced.

Can we go now?

Bianca, I need to talk to you I need to tell you

I really don't think I need any social advice from you right now.

I don't get you. You act like you're too good for any of this, and then you go totally apeshit when you get here.

You're welcome.

Listen, I know you hate having to sit home because I'm not Susie High School.

Like you care.

I do care. But I'm a firm believer in doing something for your own reasons, not someone else ' s .

I wish I had that luxury. I'm the only sophomore that got asked to the prom and I can't go, because you won ' t.

Joey never told you we went out, did he?

What?

In 9th. For a month

Why?

He was, like, a total babe

But you hate Joey

Now I do. Back then, was a different story.

As in...

He said everyone was doing it. So I did it.

You did what?

Just once. Afterwards, I told him I didn't want to anymore. I wasn't ready. He got pissed. Then he broke up with me.

But

After that, I swore I'd never do anything just because "everyone else" was doing it. And I haven't since. Except for Bogey's party, and my stunning gastrointestinal display

Why didn't you tell me?

I wanted to let you make up your own mind about him.

No. you didn't! If you really thought I could make my own decisions, you would've let me go out with him instead of helping Daddy hold me hostage.

That's not

I'm not stupid enough to repeat your mistakes.

I guess I thought I was protecting you.

God, you're just like him! Just keep me locked away in the dark, so I can't experience anything for myself

Not all experiences are good, Bianca. You can't always trust the people you want to.