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You always did. Can I give you a hand with that?
You shouldn't say that, you're the chairman ...uh, chairperson...
And here I am, just standing here. That's terrible. Thank you.
You're welcome...??
For reminding me, I mean. Can you follow me?
I can't Clark already asked me. Didn't you? He used to love this song. Didn't you? So he just said "Would you dance with me?"
Sure, Lana, I'd love to.
You'd be surprised how many offers I didn't get. Even Brad wouldn't stick around for this. It really isn't easy.
The streamers? They're no problem, you just pull on them and
And three years after the Royal Wedding, the King abdicated. Isn't that terrible?
It sure is.
There must be a gallon of potato salad left over.
You know what's the problem?
Too much mayonnaise?
Mayonnaise? Donald loved mayonnaise. Why would you think that was the problem.?
I didn't
No, the problem is Why do I stay in Smallville? Believe me, I've asked myself the same question. Do you know how lucky you are to live in Metropolis? The Big Apricot.
But Lana, you could
That's easy to say. But how? And what about Ricky?
Who?
Ricky. My little boy. At least here we've got a house. and I've got a job. Okay, I'm only a secretary, oaky, but it pays the bills. Except for last winter when the fuel bills kept going up and up and up. I even had to pawn my diamond ring then.
You...um...you never got married?
Oh...I came close once.
That song. I remember one day I came into the music room and you were fooling around at the piano. And I thought what am I going to do with all this potato salad?
You thought that?
I thought "Clark Kent has a really nice voice." You didn't even know I was there.
I just can't stand this.
Hey, he'll be all right. Believe me Lana, I know. I was a late bloomer myself.
It isn't only that he's small for his age. how would you like to be the only kid in town without a father? Look at him, he's stewed to the gills in the middle of the afternoon.
But all he had was chocolate milk.
I mean him.
Gee, I haven't done this in years.
Some people don't think it's healthy.
Well, it's true you have to be careful things don't spoil, especially with mayonnaise or cream.
Clark, I think you worry too much about mayonnaise.
Me??
I'm talking about salt. Oh, go ahead, pour it on, relax. That's what picnics are for.
And even nicer when there's a man around, Which isn't all that often.
There's a lot of choices here.
No, all the good ones are married. That's why Brad thinks he's God's gift to women. This woman anyway. He's single. He won't take no for an answer, but he's the only one who's asking. And he knows it.
I meant all the choices here. All this cole slaw, guacamole This is some picnic!
Peanut butter and jelly.
No, thanks.
No, I mean Ricky. He's not interested in any of this stuff.
Well, this pate is rather...unusual.
Pate? What pate? I didn't make any Oh, no, Clark. That's Buster's dog food.
Gee, I haven't laughed like that since since I really can't remember when.
Me neither...
So...how much longer do you think you'll be in Smallville
You know, I was just thinking, Lana someone like you could do do really well in Metropolis
I can never get a way from it.
Old ties are hard to cut.
No. I mean, yes they are, but I was talking about that. Wheat King. Bet your bottom dollar that's a Wheat King thresher.
That's the biggest change in Smallville, you know. They've taken over this town. Everybody who isn't actually working for Wheat King like I do is out there on a Wheat King thresher. Do you think I could do it? Do you?
Ride a thresher? Well, I don't know. Girls are trying just about everything now but
No, what you said before, Could I make it in Metropolis? I've dreamed about it, sure, but I never really thought about it. What would I do when I got there?
Call me.
Oh, I wouldn't want to I mean, I'd want to, but I wouldn't want to...be a nuisance to you.
The dog's always doing that. And the car's always doing that.
Can I help?
He really was!
Uhhuh.
Well, aren't you excited?
Lana, I'm from Metropolis. I see Superman every day.
Gee, I always loved porch swings.
Me too. That's why I put this one up.
No, well in this case I think I can speak for him. I mean, I'm pretty close to him, you know. Superman will be there on Wednesday.
Well, he's going to get the best homecooked meal he's had in... in a long time. You tell Superman we think he's wonderful.
I guess he misses a lot of dinners.
But if you wouldn't mind settling for me
Anyday...
Here I am, honey, and I'm all yours. Remember when you were Queen of the Prom? All the guys had to wait in line to get a dance. But now there's only one name on your dance card, sweet thing, and it's
Brad Wilson.
Hiya, Kent, long time no see. Not that you ever could. "See" I mean, Hahaha!
Hiya, sweet thing. Little guy's getting' hassled, huh? Kent, you still here?
I seem to be.
All the kid needs is a couple of pointers from the ol' champ here. Kent, I bet you didn't know I won the allcountry bowling trophy two years in a row.
Uh, no, I didn't know that, Brad.
A natural athlete can play any sport. Any sport.
Say, Brad. I think he'll be better off doing it his way.
For a guy who was lucky to be waterboy on the high school team, you sure got a big mouth, Kent.
I just think Ricky would rather not get a bowling lesson in front of the other kids.
The kid needs a man to show him
The kid will do fine on his own. Give it your best shot, Ricky!
Yeah? What do you want?
Buddy, are we in trouble.
What?
First the supplier couldn't find the invoice. Then the order came up short. Then I missed the four o'clock plane from Cleveland and had to rent a car, and then I got a darn flat tire on the highway! Can you beat it? Boy, your boss must've been furious when I didn't show up by the end of the day today, huh?
What are you talkin' about?
Good lord, fella! I'm talking about your boss.
Mr. Roebush?
Roebush! That's the guy! Buddy, he's gonna nail our behinds to the wall! this is Special Order! He said he had to have it before... Omigod!! What's tomorrow?
Tuesday.
TUESDAY! I got to get it all set up in his office tonight before all those big shots come here tomorrow for the meeting!!
S'not bad, s'very good, but... y'know what's wrong with this... Singapore...thing?
Sling. Singapore Sling. What's wrong?
Not enough vodka in it.
There's no vodka in it.
Aha! What'd I tell ya!
What? What did you tell me?