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Wait... I thought we were gonna go out. |
Nah, I don't think so... |
Don't hang up on me. |
Gotta go. |
Don't... |
Yes? |
I told you not to hang up on me. |
What do you want? |
To talk. |
Dial someone else, okay? |
You getting scared? |
Nobored. |
Listen, asshole... |
NO, YOU LISTEN, YOU LITTLE BITCH. IF YOU HANG UP ON ME AGAIN I'LL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH. UNDERSTAND? |
Is this some kind of a joke? |
More of a game, really. |
I'm two seconds from calling the police. |
They'd never make it in time. |
What do you want? |
TO SEE WHAT YOUR INSIDES LOOK LIKE. |
Look, enough is enough. You had your fun now you better leave me alone or else. |
Or else what? |
My boyfriend will be here any second and he'll be pissed when I tell him... |
I thought you didn't have a boyfriend. |
I lied. I do have a boyfriend and he'll be here any second and your ass better be gone. |
Sure... |
I swear it. And he's big and plays football and will beat the shit out of you. |
I'm getting scared. |
I'm telling you the truth. I lied before... |
I believe you... |
So you better leave. |
His name wouldn't be Steve, would it? |
How do you know his name? |
Go to the back door and turn on the porch light again. |
Where are you? |
Guess. |
Please don't hurt him. |
That all depends on you. |
Why are you doing this? |
I wanna play a game. |
No... |
Then he dies. Right now. |
NOOO! |
Which is it? |
What kind of game? |
Turn off the light. |
Please don't do this... |
Come on. It'll be fun. |
No... please. |
It's an easy category. Movie trivia. |
...please... |
I'll even give you a warm up question. |
Don't do this. I can't... |
Name the killer in HALLOWEEN. |
No... |
Come on. It's you favorite scary movie, remember? He had a white mask, he stalked the babysitters. |
I don't know... |
Come on, yes you do. |
Please..stop... |
What's his name? |
I can't think. |
Michael... Michael Myers. |
YES! |
Now for the real question. |
NOOOO.... |
But you're doing so well. |
Please go away! Leave us alone! |
Then answer the question. Same category. |
...please... no... |
Name the killer in FRIDAY THE 13TH. |
I'm sorry. That's the wrong answer. |
No it's not. It was Jason. |
Afraid not. |
It was Jason. I saw that goddamned movie twenty times. It was Jason. |
Then you should know Jason's MOTHER Mrs. Vorhees was the original killer. Jason didn't show up until the sequel. |
You tricked me... |
Lucky, for you there's a bonus round. But poor Steve... I'm afraid... he's out. |
...leave me alone... please... |
Answer the question and I will. |
What door am I at? |
What? |
There are two doors to your house. A front door and a back one. If you answer correctly you live. |
Don't make me... I can't... I won't. |
Your call. |
Billy? What the... |
I'm sorry. Don't hate me. |
What are you doing here? |
You sleep in THAT? |
My dad's in the other room. |
I'll only stay a sec. |
Close call. |
What are you doing here? |
It just occurred to me that I've never snuck through your bedroom window. |
Now that it's out of your system. |
And I was home, bored, watching television, THE EXORCIST was on and it got me thinking of you. |
Oh it did? |
Yeah, it was edited for TV. All the good stuff was cut out and I started thinking about us and how two years ago, we started off kinda hot and heavy, a nice solid "R" rating on our way to an NC17. And how things have changed and, lately, we're just sot of... edited for television. |
So you thought you could sneak in my window and we would have a little bumpbump. |
No, no. I wouldn't dream of breaking your underwear rule. I just thought we might do some on top of the clothes stuff. |
You know what my dad will do to you? |
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