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I think Milton's the killer. I think he just went out to kill another cast member.
Milton's not a killer. He's a pervert. He probably went out to buy more KY JELLY for his jack off parties he has with his two best friends.
Rob Reiner and Quentin Tarentino?
Do you get any of my witty humor? I mean, you did play me for three movies. His two hands, dingus.
Good morning Gale. Pleasure to be here.
It's a pleasure to finally meet you, Roman.
Well it's a honor to be here amongst so many fans of the genre. And I must say that any of you worried that Jerry Rapp, or Tori or David not returning to complete the STAB trilogy, have no fear, Roman is here. Aided with my excellent cast of newcomers I believe we're going to pull off one of the best Stabs yet.
Roman, from your enthusiasm it certainly seems that way. Honestly though, tell us, what's your favorite scary movie?
Honestly, my life.
Your life?
Well if you were in my shoes, dealing with those big Time Sunrise Studio producers like I do on a daily basis, you'd watch how quick your life goes from a Walt Disney picture to a Tobe Hooper flick.
Would you excuse me for a moment?
Sure.
So you knew Sidney Prescott's mother.
Just what the hell do you people think you're doing, barging in here like this? I've got important calls to make. I run this studio.
What's your point?
No point, I'm just gonna give Detective Kincaid a call.
I remember her! She was a bit player in a couple of my movies. A nobody! So what does it matter?
What the hell are you guys getting at? I make horror films, that's what I do. The Studio came to me with 'Stab'. They came to me, check it out.
But you know who she was.
When we did the first 'Stab" I realized I'd known Maureen Prescott before, I mean as Rina. I couldn't tell anyone. Can you imagine the press?
Dewey, personal lives and pasts aside, this is about Sidney. We need to know where she is.
What so you can just exploit her again with another book? Sid doesn't need you Gale.
Show him.
They found another note?
Uhhuh. Another News clipping. Another one about Sid's mom. Dewey, whether we like it or not it looks like we're going to have to go back into our past.
You mean OUR past as in Me and Sid. This has nothing to do with you Gale.
This has everything to do with me Dewey. I was the one who brought the nation's attention to this shit anyway. I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit around and pass on the buck again.
Do you really mean it this time Gale?
Yes. Look, let's get something straight Dewey, I got into this shit cause the police came looking for ME. Not cause I'm out to make the SUNRISE STUDIOS SLASHINGS.
Why would the police come to you?
Again, I am the author of the definitive book on the Woodsboro murders.! What about you?
What about me?
You said you'd never leave Woodsboro, 'The only place that's real!' But now you're here. Not with me. Dewey, I took care of you. I waited until you were well. I couldn't stay there, I mean, it's like dog years, one year in Woodsboro is like seven everywhere else.
So it's off to London for a week? New York for a month? L.A Forever?
It was fucking '60 Minutes II'! I couldn't say no! I could've been the next Diane Sawyer!
What's wrong with just being Gale Weathers? I liked her!
It didn't work Dewey. We tried, we're different.
You used to say that was our strength.
Dewey, you're not just here because of that second rate KMart, straighttovideo version of me, are you?
Brace yourself, Gale, all of this is actually not About you.
All of what Dewey? You do know something, don't you?
Off the record.
Always.
Two months ago, the Woodsboro police got a call from a woman who said she was with 'Stab 3'. She wanted to see the file on Sid, for research.
And?
The boys said no. She wouldn't give her name. A month later, the station gets broken into, the file room ransacked.
Someone stole Sid's file?
I already removed it. I think someone on the film was trying to find Sid, and that's the only reason I came here. To make do a little private investigating of my own and make sure no one here was planning anything.
I'm sorry, this is too good!
What part of 'Off the record' don't you understand?
Right. Sorry. Do you think he did it?
I've got my suspicions but still, nothing you say can ever make me take my eyes off one person.
And who is that?
Jennifer needs me.
Jennifer?! Wait, where are you going off to?
I'm on duty.
Stop following me.
I happen to work for the police god dammit!
You're not a detective.
Neither are you, Magnum P.I.
Gale, your engine's still running.
Fuck!
Don't worry. I'm prepared for anything.
Amen boy scout, now answer the fucking door!
OH. OH GOD. GALE
What?
GALE BEHIND YOU!
Thank you.
Sid, this is detective Kincaid.
Do you have her number stored in your memory? Phone memory!
Oh. Yeah, I guess I do.
Has anyone else every used your phone?
Just Jennifer. And you.
I've got an idea, I'll hook up with you guys later.
Do you want us to come with you?
I work better alone. Why don't you do some snooping around the set?
Sidney, what happened?
Nevermind, what'd you two find?
Paternity test results. Christ Dewey, you're never going to believe who Milton's kid is.
Who is it?
Gale, I know this is a bad time and all but what if we try it out again. The whole relationship thing.
Sure, why not. You did Save my life,Mr. Rielly.
What are you doing here? I told you to stay hidden! It's not safe for you up here.
Well it's not safe for me up there either. The killer found me Dewey. He called me last night.
What?
I figured I'd be safe If I was at least up here with the people I care about. Now where's this Kincaid guy the news is talking about? I found this place from a FOX 5 TV NEWS REPORT. Heh.
Follow me.
I was afraid they were bait, something to, ya know, trick you out of hiding.
Listen, Detective, I wanna see this studio where all this shit's going down.
Alright Sid, over there is the STAB 3 Production offices. That's where Sarah Darling was murdered last night.
Mm, what a waste of Silicone. What does my mother have to do with this all Dewey? We're a long way from Woodsboro.
Karen Colcheck. From Woodsboro.
She was Randy's only girlfriend . . . ever.
I can see nothing's changed.
No.
Listen Dewey I have to go to the bathroom.
Do you want me to come with you Sid? I mean, remember what Randy said?
No I'll be ok. I've got my mace. My knife. These two lethal weapons.
Don't worry, I've got a permit for it.