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And it's sexier in the dark.
Dewey, you and I would never make it.
Maybe not. But think about the sex. As frustrated as I am...
..and as lonely as I am...
We'd break some furniture.
They're roomates.
And Joel's premed.
The sorority girl was gutted with autopsy precision.
Shit! It's both of them. The first murders were to throw us using the same names as Woodsboro. But they've moved on they're getting closer to Sidney. They're not looking for a Himbry or a Tatum to kill. They're looking for the new Tatum.
Hallie?
Ssshh! What was that?
Let's find out.
This is all too familiar.
Over here.
Maybe they never got here. He could have taken her anywhere.
C'mon. Let's go.
Jesus Christ!
He filmed his victims.
Let's go.
No, wait here.
Dewey?
There's nothing. I'm coming down.
Two.
So you'll relieve me at 2:30...
And watch her til 8:00I've got to edit.
Where's Sid?
Damned if I know. She ditched me.
You weren't supposed to leave her alone.
I didn't say she was alone. That guy from her home town showed up. They went off together.
She's got guards with her.
What guy?
Randy somebody.
He seemed harmless.
Aren't most serial killers seemingly harmless?
Need some help, honey.
I got it..
Yeah, you look quizzical yet pensive.
Yeah, how can we help? Do you have any questions regarding the sequel of your life?
Ever see NATURAL BORN KILLERS? Well, Derek and I have this whole Mickey/MalloryWoody Harrelson/Juliette Lewis thing going on.
I really dont like that comparison, honey.
He hates Oliver Stone.
I find his work overwrought.
He sent me the cutest email.
I read her postings on the horror movie chat boards and fell hopelessly. Hook, line...
We have our own website now. We dedicated a whole page to you.
Youd me amazed at how many of us there are out there. Its a whole world, Sid. Youre really popular amongst the demented.
Youre the one who got away.
Until now.
Of course not. Who wants to? Whats the point if we dont get caught? Wheres the glamour in that?
The way I see it. Well be arrested. Go to prison. Cash in on the home footage. Secure a book deal. If all goes as planned, our trial should coincide with the release of STAB II.
A verdict and premiere all on the same day. I love it.
Were hoping for the death penalty. I have this whole DEAD MAN WALKING swan song exit planned.
And now, drum roll please...
Hope youre ready, Sid. We got one last surprise for you.
A twist ending if you will.
Yeah, we really had our work cut out for us. It really is the curse of the sequel. The Billy/Stu things been done.
..so we had to be different but yet the same because if you venture to far away from your orginal story you completely alienate the audience...
And we didnt want to do that, Sid. We wanted to give you your moneys worth.
So we found a compromise.
Or it found us.
We have a surprise guest star waiting in the wings.
Just for you, Sid.
Wait a sec, Derek. We forgot to flip.
Oh yeah. We figure the one of us that actually kills you will get a little more press. Its been an ongoing discussion. Heads or tails?
Tails.
We had to have financing.
Tuitions expensive.
How are you? You weren't in class. I called as soon as I heard...
I skipped. Too many "That's her" looks.
I'm sorry, baby. What can I do'?
Don't ask what you can do. No coddling. Life rolls on status quo.
It's okay. I can peddle toilet paper.
Sid, you don't have to.
Where have you been'? You missed my shining moment. I won the macaroni sundae binge.
I'm sorry honey. I got behind.
About what?
The forbidden subject.
Lemme take you home.
I'll get my jacket.
This is exactly what I don't want.
I think it's out of your control.
My screwed up life shouldn't have to bleed onto my friends.
Let us decide that.
What about your film? Isn't it due next week? Have you even started it?
It's under control.
I had the four o'clock shift. You weren't there. You had us worried. Is everything okay?
No, it's not.
I don't really know what happened in Woodsboro, Sid. But I know you don't trust me.
It's not you, Derek. I don't trust myself. I tend to make big selection errors when it comes to men.
Then I'll make this easy for you. I like you. I'm crazy about you, Sid. But I'm gonna stay away. Until you say otherwise.
Go on, untie him.
No. This is a set up.
Thats quick.
Why?
Good question. You took the bait.
Poor Cotton, could life be a little more cruel?
Youre not going to get away with this.
Yeah, were trying to send a message to Hollywood. Im really getting tired of all the happy endings. Its just not reality. In the real world the good guys die, the innocent are punished, and the murderers inherit the earth.
But nobody wants to see that. Itll never go. Theyll rewrite you. You dont want that.
How do you put up with this Greek shit?