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Hi.
I don't know what to say to you, except goodbye.
Lloyd, she's being difficult.
I'm going to take out Diane Court again.
That was a mistake. The rain on my car is a baptism. The new me. Iceman, power Lloyd. My assault on the world begins now. Believe in myself, answer to no one... You probably got it all figured out, Corey. If you start out depressed, everything's kind of a pleasant surprise.
Look, why don't you just call Diane again?
Visit her at the home.
I'm not going back there. I don't even know who you're talking about.
Lloyd, why do you have to be like this?
'Cause I'm a guy, I have pride.
I can't give you that. This guy's been ripping off grandma and grandpa for seventeen years. He's been getting it from every end. I'd love to hear his story.
One hundred thousand dollar fine and three months?
One hundred and twentyfive thousand and nine months.
I can accept that.
And I want to turn the home over to the state.
He'd like to start serving immediately.
I can put that together.
Confirm this with my office and my client.
I'll put this past my boss
Alright.
I wrote sixtythree songs this year. They're all about Joe, and I'm going to play every single one of them tonight.
I just saw Joe. He's here.
Well, you don't have to be so dramatic about it.
Why?
It's too much pressure, it's not his crowd.
What is wrong with this girl?
Hey, I know this is a strange thing to say, but maybe Diane Court really likes Lloyd.
If you were Diane Court, would you honestly fall for Lloyd?
I don't feel anything.
Come on, it's graduation.
Did you see what Mr Carroll wrote in my yearbook? Well, he ridiculed me all year long, and then he writes, "You're a real livewire, Love Mr Carroll." Y'know, it's all so phoney.
He wants to leave things on a good note.
Well, where Mr Carroll uses the word 'love', I look for a new word.
Trapped in the body of a gameshow hostess.
Diane Court does not realise how goodlooking she is.
I wouldn't get my hopes up Lloyd.
I'm sorry. It's just you're a really nice guy, and we don't want to see you get hurt.
Lloyd is doomed.
Meaning?
Meaning that she made the second date a family audition, which is the kiss of death for Lloyd.
I told him to be himself.
He's got that nervous talking thing. I told him not to speak.
Lloyd, it's us.
Look at his face, he did the deed.
You're an inspiration Lloyd; you should go on the seven hundred club or something.
Wait a minute.
You've got to show her respect, you've got to show her that you're not like Joe...
Wait a minute.
And above all, just because this happened gives you no right whatsoever...
You know I just sit here listening, and you never let me talk.
What? I'm sorry, talk.
I've forgotten what I was going to say... okay, okay, I remember. Let him do what he wants.
"Dear Diane, I'll always be there for you, all the love in my heart, Lloyd." I've never gotten a letter like this, have you?
I dream about it.
That's unlikely.
The movies are a good second date, you know, as a date?
But you never had a first date.
Yes I did I sat across from her in a mall. We ate together. We ate, that's eating, sharing an important physical event.
That's not even a scam.
What's a scam?
Going out as friends.
Then what's love?
I'm gonna call her.
Diane Court doesn't go out with guys like you. She's a brain.
Sounds great to me, I'm going to call her, that's what's cool about her.
Brains stay with brains. The bomb could go off and their mutant genes would form the same cliques.
Look at those eyes.
Lloyd, give it up.
Do me a favor; take a picture of me with her.
Lloyd.
C'mon, just do it.
C'mon Lloyd.
Please?
That's just so embarrassing.
Please? COREY Alright. Alright, Okay, here.
Wait for me for when I get round to the front.
Okay, I got it.
You are such a great person Lloyd. I'm a good person, but you are a great person.
Hang in there, man.
Yes.
See you tomorrow.
See you. Bye. Bye Diane.
Did you sleep with her?
I admit nothing.
Alright, alright, alright, calm down, alright, calm down. Nothing's different.
Lloyd, listen to me. EVERYTHING has changed. You've had sex. No matter what you might think, nothing will ever be the same between you two. You might be sixty. You might be walking down the street, and you'll talk to her about something, whatever. But what you'll really be thinking is 'We had sex'.
So, what's your point?
You've got to do something special. You've got to make a statement.
Alright.
Lloyd, send her flowers, write her a letter. Something.
I already did.
What does it say?
Read it.
I draw the line at seven unreturned phone calls.
Lloyd, you have to understand her family is being ripped apart. Like you and she were ripped apart. Like Joe and I were ripped apart.
No, you're not a guy.
I am.
The world is full of guys. Be a man. Don't be a guy.
If she wants me, she can come to me.
Lloyd?