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No, it doesn't...Okay, look, I see what you're doing here, and that's, I'm sorry, but that's not it. My marriage is fine. I've had some kind of "emptynest" episode where I saw some things that weren't there. Let's deal with that. I'm willing to deal with that. I just don't want to go conjuring problems where none exist.
Do you have a scarf?
Hey.
Yes?
It's only two hours away.
I know that.
I'll come back all the time.
Of course you will.
I'm just saying, you're going to be fine.
That was very good.
Mom, I'm sorry. I wanted to tell you. But it never felt right.
Why?
Besides, Dad would have freaked.
No, he wouldn't.
I think playing in a band called "Bitch" might put a dent in the whole "perfect family" thing.
That's not true.
Yes it is. Can we please not do that? Please? Cause it is.
He loves you very much. He just
I know he does.
Are you mad at me?
Listen to me. The one thing in life that I definitely don't regret...is the choice. I made to be your mother.
I miss you.
So much.
It got so bad your father almost had to put me away.
What do you mean?
I started seeing things.
A ghost?
Did you?
No. But once I heard...
What?
Someone crying. A girl. I thought I was crazy.
Then we both are.
Stop saying things so loud!
Oh! The virgin has spoken! SARAH Stop it!
Save it for the powder room babe, this man is in pain
You guys are being real assholes
You bet. We all can't be such modern people
Come on Mark MARK Ah hell, why not. I'll get the maid to write the essays
YES!
Looks a little spooky boys, you think we should do this?
Never fear, Tony is here. Ladies first.
Darling? I hear you were having drinks with the butler the other night. Now you know that sort of thing leads to anarchy.
Mom.
One has to keep the distance between `them' and `us'
They're all human beings
Servants. Oh isn't it terrible darling, two more people have disappeared
Oh really? We're they `us'es' or `them's'?
Don't be facetious darling. Now drink your milk, you're late for college
Mom, when are you going to let me have some coffee in the morning?
When you're a big boy. I mean you know it's bad for you
But mom, I NEED THE CAFFINE BADLY
I'll think about it. Now run along darling.
Sir Wilfred, this is Sarah Brighton. This is Sir Wilfred.
Hi there Sarah
No thank you sir we're fine.
So Mark, what's so urgent?
Well, it's a long story.SIR WILFRED Oh good share. I love them
Well?
Well divide 18 into three
Six six and six
If you sold your soul to the devil, you'd never age either
Sell my soul?
Any student of Black Magic can do it. .most of these books will tell you how! SARAH So what happens when you've sold out?
You get yourself a regular job, as Satan's disciple.
Doing what? SIR WILFRED Tipping the scales. Ruining that delicate balance between good and evil. I think that our Mr. Lincoln has found a very effective way of doing it. There's a voodoo belief that by making a wax effigy of an evil being, containing a belonging of his he possessed in earthly form, and feeding him the soul of a believing victim, you can bring him back to life!
Can this be stopped?
Maybe before the event, never after.
I can't believe she went out with that monster last night
Forget her Mark, she's a bitch
Guys, if I'm going to play the hero at least give me a little room.
Safety in numbers man.
Right.
Anyone else not coming?
Right behind you.
This time I really don't see anyone man.
Must be what we came for. The four stand slowly and enter through the doors, which close behind them. They begin walking around the WAXWORKS, which appear gruesome. The first they spy is of a high school student with a letter jacket on the verge of being hacked with an axe by and angry woodsman. They give each other looks of disgust and continue on. The next is of a Frankensteinesque creature carrying a woman in its arms. The four are now roaming around the WAXWORKS individually, with TONY encountering what appears to be a tribal INDIAN pointing a knife towards a victim. MARK walks past a circus cart with some sort of werebeast inside, and then continues on to a staircase exhibit with a dead woman at the base of it. On the staircase is a zombiefied creature. We see CHINA walking on the other side of a bandage wrapped man pumping gasoline into a woman's mouth. Finally, we see TONY walking up to a cottage room display.
This. is killer.
Haven't we been doing our homework.
I've always wondered why someone would believe in something like that.
Getting scared? Don't worry, they've probably just gone home.
What? Tony and China, together?
Wooo. Jealously rearing its ugly head.
I'm not kidding. I want to get out of here now, ok.
Then why do you still like her?
Like her? I don't know if I ever liked her. It's just you want what you can't get.
I know what you mean.
No Mark. MARK Why not?
I don't know. I really like you and I think you're very attractive.
Come on.
No I'm serious. It's. it's just I don't know I. I'm looking for something else.
No, no James, it's not like that. Tony and China, they're just friends.
That's not what you said last night.
Ok, so maybe I was a little over emotional.
A little?
You aren't sick! We've got to get back. What are you doing!
Listen Sarah, I think I know what's going on ok. I went to the waxwork today.I met this man.
Oh that explains everything.
You don't understand. I recognized his face now come on.
Big deal!
If my mother caught me up here she'd kill me.