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You got a retarded kid and a fat pig wife.
You fucking bastard!
Don't you threaten me you little rat fuck.
Don't you fucking threaten me I'll fucking kill you.
Go home!
You go home!
How ya doing?
What?
What's that?
What did you say?
I said how's it going?
I didn't hear you.
Well that's what I said.
The stripper's here.
Excellent.
She's fucking hot!
I need a drink.
Jesus.
Don't touch her. Call 911.
They'll get us on accesory to murder.
Bullshit it's not accesory. I didn't do shit. You call the cops, you explain it was an accident...
I'm not going to ruin my life over a dead whore.
That's a horrible ugly comment. "Dead whore?" She's a person!
Can't do what?
We're gonna get caught. I know we're gonna get caught. They were eyeballing my car.
No, that's not it. Nothing like it.
But you said grey, sir.
Not tweed it's a smoother material, with a larger collar and belted.
She'll be out in a moment.
Now, Judy, it isn't anything to get
Yes! That's it!
I thought so!
Oh, yes! It may need some slight alterations, but it is madam's size. All right, dear. We'll have it for you to try in a moment.
How soon can it be altered?
Well...
Can we have it by tonight?
Well, if it's absolutely necessary...
Yes, it is. Now, I want to look at an evening dress, a dinner dress, black short long sleeves with a neck cut this... ...and the skirt out.
Yes... the Beautiful Carlotta... the Sad Carlotta...
What does a big old wooden house on the corner of Eddy and Gough Street have to do with her?
It was hers. It was built for her. Many years ago.
By whom?
By... no... the name I do not remember. A rich man, a powerful man. It is not an unusual story. She came from somewhere small, to the south of the city... some say from a mission settlement... young, yes; very young. And she was found singing and dancing in a cabaret by the man... wait... wait... Ives! His name was Ives! Yes. And he took her and built for her this great house in the Western Addition... and there was a child. Yes. This was it. The child.
She died.
How?
By her own hand. There are many such stories.
Thank you, Mr. Leibel. Thank you very much.
Ow!!
I thought you said no more aches and pains?
It's this darned corset. It binds. He retrieves the stick.
No threeway stretch? How very un chic.
Well, you know those police department doctors: no sense of style. Ah, tomorrow!
What's tomorrow?
Tomorrow... the corset comes off. And this thing goes out the window. I shall be a free man. I shall wiggle my behind... free and unconfined.
Midge, do you suppose many men wear corsets?
More than you think.
How do you know? Personal experience?
Please! And what happens after tomorrow?
What do you mean?
What are you going to do? Now that you've quit the police force?
You sound so disapproving, Midge.
No, it's your life. But you were the bright young lawyer who decided he was going to be chief of police some day.
I had to quit, Midge.
Why?
I wake up at night seeing him fall from the roof... and try to reach out for him.
It wasn't your fault.
I know. Everybody tells me.
Johnny, the doctors explained
I know. I have Acrophobia. What a disease. A fear of heights. And what a moment to find out I had it.
Well, you've got it. And there's no losing it. And there's no one to blame. So why quit?
And sit behind a desk? Chairborne?
It's where you belong.
Not with my Acrophobia, Midge. If I dropped a pencil on the floor and bent down to pick it up, it could be disastrous!
Ah, JohnnyO...
Well?... what'll you do?
Nothing for a while. You forget, I'm a man of independent means. Or fairly independent.
Mmm. Why don't you go away for a while?
To forget? Don't be so motherly, Midge. I'm not going to crack up.
Have you had any dizzy spells this week?
I'm having one now.
From that music.
Oh!
It's a brassiere. You know about those things. You're a big boy, now.
I've never run across one like that.
It's brand new. Revolutionary uplift. No shoulder straps, no back straps, but does everything a brassiere should do. It works on the principle of the cantilever bridge.
Uhhuh!
An aircraft engineer down the peninsula designed it. He worked it out in his spare time.
What a pleasant hobby.
How's your love life, Midge?
That's following a train of thought.
Well?
Normal.
Aren't you ever going to get married?
You know there's only one man in the world for me, JohnnyO.
Yeah, I'm a brute. We were engaged once though, weren't we?
Three whole weeks.
Ah, sweet college days. But you're the one who blew it. I'm still available. Available Ferguson. Say, Midge, do you remember a guy at college named Gavin Elster?
Gavin? Gavin Elster? You'd think I'd would. No.
I got a call from him today. Funny. He dropped out of sight during the war, and I'd heard he'd gone East. I guess he's back. It's a Mission number.
That's Skid Row... isn't it?

You got a retarded kid and a fat pig wife.

You fucking bastard!

Don't you threaten me you little rat fuck.

Don't you fucking threaten me I'll fucking kill you.

Go home!

You go home!

How ya doing?

What?

What's that?

What did you say?

I said how's it going?

I didn't hear you.

Well that's what I said.

The stripper's here.

Excellent.

She's fucking hot!

I need a drink.

Jesus.

Don't touch her. Call 911.

They'll get us on accesory to murder.

Bullshit it's not accesory. I didn't do shit. You call the cops, you explain it was an accident...

I'm not going to ruin my life over a dead whore.

That's a horrible ugly comment. "Dead whore?" She's a person!

Can't do what?

We're gonna get caught. I know we're gonna get caught. They were eyeballing my car.

No, that's not it. Nothing like it.

But you said grey, sir.

Not tweed it's a smoother material, with a larger collar and belted.

She'll be out in a moment.

Now, Judy, it isn't anything to get

Yes! That's it!

I thought so!

Oh, yes! It may need some slight alterations, but it is madam's size. All right, dear. We'll have it for you to try in a moment.

How soon can it be altered?

Well...

Can we have it by tonight?

Well, if it's absolutely necessary...

Yes, it is. Now, I want to look at an evening dress, a dinner dress, black short long sleeves with a neck cut this... ...and the skirt out.

Yes... the Beautiful Carlotta... the Sad Carlotta...

What does a big old wooden house on the corner of Eddy and Gough Street have to do with her?

It was hers. It was built for her. Many years ago.

By whom?

By... no... the name I do not remember. A rich man, a powerful man. It is not an unusual story. She came from somewhere small, to the south of the city... some say from a mission settlement... young, yes; very young. And she was found singing and dancing in a cabaret by the man... wait... wait... Ives! His name was Ives! Yes. And he took her and built for her this great house in the Western Addition... and there was a child. Yes. This was it. The child.

She died.

How?

By her own hand. There are many such stories.

Thank you, Mr. Leibel. Thank you very much.

Ow!!

I thought you said no more aches and pains?

It's this darned corset. It binds. He retrieves the stick.

No threeway stretch? How very un chic.

Well, you know those police department doctors: no sense of style. Ah, tomorrow!

What's tomorrow?

Tomorrow... the corset comes off. And this thing goes out the window. I shall be a free man. I shall wiggle my behind... free and unconfined.

Midge, do you suppose many men wear corsets?

More than you think.

How do you know? Personal experience?

Please! And what happens after tomorrow?

What do you mean?

What are you going to do? Now that you've quit the police force?

You sound so disapproving, Midge.

No, it's your life. But you were the bright young lawyer who decided he was going to be chief of police some day.

I had to quit, Midge.

Why?

I wake up at night seeing him fall from the roof... and try to reach out for him.

It wasn't your fault.

I know. Everybody tells me.

Johnny, the doctors explained

I know. I have Acrophobia. What a disease. A fear of heights. And what a moment to find out I had it.

Well, you've got it. And there's no losing it. And there's no one to blame. So why quit?

And sit behind a desk? Chairborne?

It's where you belong.

Not with my Acrophobia, Midge. If I dropped a pencil on the floor and bent down to pick it up, it could be disastrous!

Ah, JohnnyO...

Well?... what'll you do?

Nothing for a while. You forget, I'm a man of independent means. Or fairly independent.

Mmm. Why don't you go away for a while?

To forget? Don't be so motherly, Midge. I'm not going to crack up.

Have you had any dizzy spells this week?

I'm having one now.

From that music.

Oh!

It's a brassiere. You know about those things. You're a big boy, now.

I've never run across one like that.

It's brand new. Revolutionary uplift. No shoulder straps, no back straps, but does everything a brassiere should do. It works on the principle of the cantilever bridge.

Uhhuh!

An aircraft engineer down the peninsula designed it. He worked it out in his spare time.

What a pleasant hobby.

How's your love life, Midge?

That's following a train of thought.

Well?

Normal.

Aren't you ever going to get married?

You know there's only one man in the world for me, JohnnyO.

Yeah, I'm a brute. We were engaged once though, weren't we?

Three whole weeks.

Ah, sweet college days. But you're the one who blew it. I'm still available. Available Ferguson. Say, Midge, do you remember a guy at college named Gavin Elster?

Gavin? Gavin Elster? You'd think I'd would. No.

I got a call from him today. Funny. He dropped out of sight during the war, and I'd heard he'd gone East. I guess he's back. It's a Mission number.

That's Skid Row... isn't it?