georeactor/reddit_one_ups_2014 · Datasets at Hugging Face

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ceoqcnu	Yes	10	ceojkud	WinnieTheEeyore	xboxone	6	yes	2014-01-13 13:26:55	Is the lack of single player an issue for you?
ceoqgyi	Yes.	46	ceopw1o	Plexicle	leagueoflegends	27	yes	2014-01-13 13:31:04	Does it reduces bandwith?
ceos352	You're welcome.	21	ceos2ae	PresidentObama___	WTF	10	you'rewelcome	2014-01-13 14:28:10	Yes, he does. Thanks, obama.
ceos5jp	No.	8	ceomd7a	somethingwittier	CFB	3	no	2014-01-13 14:30:36	Dat Texas XII.
ceudjgn	Whoosh	114	ceudgd4	Jantoniodh27	trees	31	whoosh	2014-01-20 10:55:29	He means he is stopping after this nug. It's not going to take him 2 years to smoke a gram. Sorry if this sounded dick
ceot61b	Nope	82	ceoswcq	newton54645	BMW	51	nope	2014-01-13 15:07:33	This is stupid. Are you not allowed to like both car brands?
ceotj89	Nope.	263	ceotbc1	VlGlL	CFB	89	nope	2014-01-13 15:21:16	Soon.
ceotomm	You're welcome.	131	ceoto4a	PresidentObama___	gaming	69	you'rewelcome	2014-01-13 15:26:48	Thanks Obama.
ceufn24	Yes.	8	ceuf5cw	mattverso	GTAA	2	yes	2014-01-20 12:08:21	Dead or alive? :D
ceuhoqh	Yes.	32	ceuhimp	thiscommentisdumb	gifs	21	yes	2014-01-20 13:19:13	So is it this one, or the other one?
ceowbrc	WHAT	15	ceowb0a	hearingaid_bot	4chan	3	what	2014-01-13 17:08:33	What
ceukldv	no.	9	ceujhrj	luc534murph	dogecoin	2	no	2014-01-20 15:04:19	Are you sure you entered all your information correctly?
ceoxtrf	no	53	ceoxtac	hellosexynerds	pics	30	no	2014-01-13 18:05:47	> China are not all that different except they provide shitty housing and not that shitty food. Do manufacturers in the US provide housing and food?
ceoynfq	k	41	ceoybe7	killiangray	hiphopheads	6	k	2014-01-13 18:36:03	You have the right to do that. You then have the right to go to jail for assault and battery.
ceoysne	no	9	ceoqqzv	owenstumor	itookapicture	2	no	2014-01-13 18:41:22	You're so small, how did you get him to wear the rat suit?
ceun8hx	Whoosh	12	ceun4ud	sdpc	leafs	4	whoosh	2014-01-20 16:43:06	We play tomorrow, but not Wednesday. Again on Thursday
ceozpvx	no	12	ceoysy6	fuckfaceshitbird	TumblrInAction	6	no	2014-01-13 19:16:11	god, remember when cracked was actually funny?
cep0t1f	Yep	9	ceoxh6x	naxter48	AskReddit	3	yep	2014-01-13 19:57:07	A series of unfortunate events.
cep0t47	Yep	9	ceoxq26	naxter48	AskReddit	3	yep	2014-01-13 19:57:12	A series of unfortunate events
cep0tx0	Yep	8	cep0log	naxter48	AskReddit	3	yep	2014-01-13 19:58:01	Series of Unfortunate Events?
cep0uvo	Yep	8	ceozqpr	naxter48	AskReddit	2	yep	2014-01-13 19:59:03	A Series of Unfortunate Events
cep0wrz	Yep	9	cep0u2g	naxter48	AskReddit	2	yep	2014-01-13 20:01:05	A series of unfortunate events?
ceupdhc	Yes.	8	ceupbxr	Bmart13	nba	5	yes	2014-01-20 18:01:05	I have a question for non Blazer fans. Does LA deserve to start in the all-star game?
cep1p86	Yes.	53	cep18mo	OldSly	funny	24	yes	2014-01-13 20:31:25	Wait, are we talking STDs or semen?
cep240m	Not with that attitude.	26	cep22c2	TheSweetestKill	Atlanta	3	notwiththatattitude	2014-01-13 20:48:16	Errr good idea usually lol. But it's not for all ages....
cep2513	Yes.	12	cep1ipw	Faded_Chucks	todayilearned	6	yes	2014-01-13 20:49:26	Is that guy's name seriously Brent Butt ?
cep3a9z	No	21	cep37kg	M99Syringe	pics	10	no	2014-01-13 21:41:21	do you like me
cep3lsw	No.	59	cep35va	sometimeswemeanit	bayarea	11	no	2014-01-13 21:57:23	I've never been before. Is there something that makes Dunkin Donuts better than other coffee shops?
cep45sf	Why?	8	ceoyj9x	supercynical0118	apple	4	why	2014-01-13 22:27:32	I'm trying to remove all ties with google. They sure make doing that very hard.
cep50l3	Yeah.	8	cep4xwk	Milkslinger	starbound	3	yeah	2014-01-13 23:20:57	Haha but what kind? I have random encounters with enemies, ores, places, new terrain..
cep52ob	You're welcome.	30	cep52al	PresidentObama___	pcgaming	10	you'rewelcome	2014-01-13 23:24:46	My download didn't work properly. I need to redownload it. Thanks obama
cep6a4j	You're welcome.	55	cep6a1g	PresidentObama___	nfl	30	you'rewelcome	2014-01-14 01:05:15	Thanks Obama
cep9qnk	Yes	11	cep56u5	marathi_mulga	funny	7	yes	2014-01-14 06:24:06	Which one
cep7oqk	You're welcome.	8	cep7oe9	PresidentObama___	Cricket	4	you'rewelcome	2014-01-14 03:43:53	Thanks Obama!
cep845m	not with that attitude	57	cep7psl	BombastixderTeutone	gaming	26	notwiththatattitude	2014-01-14 04:27:06	You can't asparagus solid fuel boosters.
cep8jj7	Darude - Sandstorm	21	cep793u	DoctorTurkleton	funny	1	darude-sandstorm	2014-01-14 05:04:40	What is this referencing?
cep9wfg	thanks!	9	cep9fnh	rawbertson	SF4	1	thanks	2014-01-14 06:32:48	so much turtling..
cepa8t0	ALL of them??	83	cep9w76	d32	gentlemanboners	35	allofthem	2014-01-14 06:50:43	She was born with 6 fingers on each hand but they were removed when she was a kid.
cepbw9i	exactly	25	cepbre4	LeRonkapus	tf2	2	exactly	2014-01-14 08:04:27	tele would be too short, instant death.
cev6sjv	No	33	cev5thg	[deleted]	AskReddit	16	no	2014-01-21 09:39:55	Do people still say metrosexual?
cepc90c	Yes?	9	cep9ko4	[deleted]	pics	3	yes	2014-01-14 08:18:36	DOLPHIN!
cepd1nw	Thanks.	8	cepcvlz	frenchSausage	funny	5	thanks	2014-01-14 08:49:21	^ NSFW link above ^
cev9pof	No	36	cev95zt	brightfalls	malefashionadvice	2	no	2014-01-21 11:20:20	These [J Crew New Balance Hiking Boots](http://imgur.com/a/soFuG)
cepesi6	What?	35	cepe2ci	facepalminghomer	AdviceAnimals	18	what	2014-01-14 09:53:23	It doesn't take much loud noise to permanently impair a baby's hearing.
cepgvyw	Yes?	94	cepgnuc	John_Snuh	funny	23	yes	2014-01-14 11:07:07	jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn sssssssssssnnnnnnnnnuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh
cepgwh6	Yes.	289	cepgawo	empw	funny	148	yes	2014-01-14 11:07:35	Was this his actual reaction?
cepjg4b	Yeah	11	cepg0ev	TattooedChimp	bjj	6	yeah	2014-01-14 12:35:18	you know you can edit your post so you don't have to respond to yourself right?
cesh36k	Yes.	41	cesghxs	h8ersg0nnah8	videos	15	yes	2014-01-17 20:15:41	I'm fucked up right now. Is the guy talking British or Australian?
cepki7t	Not with that attitude.	51	cepjm54	damendred	MMA	24	notwiththatattitude	2014-01-14 13:10:31	To be fair, I don't think he's going to be competing for the UFC women's championship any time soon.
ceppawh	Yes.	10	cepnf8h	globalabortion	dayz	5	yes	2014-01-14 15:56:17	Haha what?! You can log out in the middle of combat? Doesn't that kind of defeat the point?
cepqfxu	Thanks!	11	cepqcoh	sonofawitch1	AdviceAnimals	7	thanks	2014-01-14 16:37:41	glad you found it! here is to the future!
cepsmrg	yes	74	ceps0xc	xKronicL	battlefield_4	42	yes	2014-01-14 17:58:33	In which order?
cept2u2	Darude - Sandstorm	88	cepsadt	Revolutionis_Myname	gifs	21	darude-sandstorm	2014-01-14 18:15:10	LPT?
cevwy7b	nope	10	cevwlub	sekundes81	leagueoflegends	3	nope	2014-01-22 05:49:50	does orange prevent knocked-up state?
cew02h3	Both	8	cew01rj	colemarkland	Fitness	2	both	2014-01-22 08:15:21	Should I eat more protein or calories in general?
cepvzts	Yes	14	cepvzbb	Clamwizard	AskReddit	7	yes	2014-01-14 20:07:06	I'm not sure if this is terrifying or delicious....
cepxnfj	no	21	cepu0gh	Spit-wad	DotA2	7	no	2014-01-14 21:16:33	But is he really part of MYM?
cepy1s7	No.	21	cepxei4	inagiffy	nba	4	no	2014-01-14 21:35:12	Someone needs to add a Brazzers logo to this
cepyxhl	You're welcome.	14	cepyx8c	PresidentObama___	Frugal_Jerk	8	you'rewelcome	2014-01-14 22:20:33	Thanks Obama.
cew9bvs	No.	8	cew9891	GamingRend0	pathofexile	1	no	2014-01-22 13:35:41	Is block not entropy based like evasion is?
ceq2duo	ಠ◡ಠ	15	ceq2d8h	CreepySmileBot	Drugs	1	ಠ◡ಠ	2014-01-15 03:27:16	dude ಠ_ಠ
ceq2mge	Exactly.	168	ceq28zc	grosalugisnotmyname	movies	88	exactly	2014-01-15 03:52:56	Wasn't that like the first 2 minutes?
ceq3qrn	K	35	ceq3p1g	vxx	AskReddit	23	k	2014-01-15 05:29:55	People say it differently depending on what dialect of swedish you speak. People in the northern parts say kex with a hard ''k''. Southern say it with a soft ''k''. With that said, go soft K:s!
cewcptp	...wat?	11	cewcm8z	ouchimus	AdviceAnimals	7	wat	2014-01-22 15:24:41	You apparently don't have my company's customer base. Mum comes in with two kids, little girl of about six gets her own shopping cart. Fills it with snacks, cosmetics, bath supplies, toys. Boy does pretty much the same, and has an "Oh, I almost forgot!" moment; backtracks to the prepaid giftcards and picks out a cou...
ceq4sdd	Yes.	10	ceq4jru	Cobra8472	hoggit	6	yes	2014-01-15 06:31:51	Is this going to have the rocket assisted take off?
ceweq6n	Yes	8	cewe9zy	direfire	Civcraft	1	yes	2014-01-22 16:37:47	What? Lol I never did that. Are you high?
cewipto	No.	8	cewim1l	Unidan	teenagers	2	no	2014-01-22 18:59:48	Is /u/Unidan a celebrity?
ceq7zfm	lol	20	ceq7ea2	Alex_Pee_Keaton	movies	2	lol	2014-01-15 08:44:16	The resteraunt scene in Inglorious Bastards is in my top 10 scenes of all time lol
ceqb5mp	/r/shittytumblrgifs ?	45	ceqb148	peon47	funny	15	/r/shittytumblrgifs	2014-01-15 10:36:27	I have a meta question: What do you call these sets of images with text or set of gifs with text that are the shortened form of a video? I keep seeing these and I don't even know how to refer to them.
ceqckak	no	297	ceqccf9	daytimecruz	WTF	114	no	2014-01-15 11:24:36	Doctors HATE him.
ceqdbr2	What?	10	ceq7rox	monster_snow_goon	IAmA	4	what	2014-01-15 11:50:22	My starting an orphanage was what helped me to become adopted
cews4cn	Yes.	31	cewrs8b	speedyjohn	baseball	7	yes	2014-01-23 04:46:08	and is it really true that someone is out if he passes them on the bases?
ceqdz16	Yes.	11	ceqdm97	Aganhim	aww	4	yes	2014-01-15 12:11:55	Surgery with rockets or on rockets? I'd be impressed by either.
ceqfibz	No.	8	ceqeo6y	sapperRichter	videos	4	no	2014-01-15 13:03:02	was this real?
ceww4nn	Yes.	33	cewvufg	designgoddess	sports	12	yes	2014-01-23 08:12:14	Am I the only person around here who honestly thinks those sweaters are outstanding?
ceqg9qj	lol	93	ceqg99y	Panda412	baseball	28	lol	2014-01-15 13:26:39	I just hope you have money left for Tanaka.
ceqh0zq	:(	9	ceqgvb5	DarkLord7854	battlefield_4	3	:(	2014-01-15 13:49:51	Nope sorry. Shitty X-Mas card mailing list requires a button I can click and I'm firm on this /r/DarkLord7854.
cex0jgd	AND MY AXE!	8	cex0ftb	ToastedSoup	AdviceAnimals	2	andmyaxe	2014-01-23 10:46:48	And shoe polish.
ceqj2s8	No.	985	ceqhlex	GabeNewellBellevue	motorsports	249	no	2014-01-15 14:55:10	Yea, well I drive a 68 AMC Ambassador with a 232 inline 6 getting 140ish horsepower, 3 speed automatic transmission, an AM radio, and reclining front seats. So I guess my question is are you jealous?
ceuytox	No.	19	ceuth0d	a_talking_face	pics	6	no	2014-01-21 01:56:35	Can I get this framed?
ceqnn6j	wat	32	ceqhhhh	teh_newguy	pics	8	wat	2014-01-15 17:37:23	yes wonderfull :) If I did not mastered swimming, swim in the beautiful river ^_^
ceqof8o	no	14	ceqo3i1	Moara7	funny	9	no	2014-01-15 18:06:15	I recommend poutine with donair sauce.
ceqojqs	Yes	542	ceqoifv	BruceTheDeuce	gaming	246	yes	2014-01-15 18:10:57	$6000? Whats the top one got sli Titans?
ceqoqp2	Mom's spaghetti	553	ceqo4fa	krisspy451	AskReddit	128	mom'sspaghetti	2014-01-15 18:18:05	OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?
ceqscgd	/r/shittytumblrgifs	37	ceqs0en	Reichman	todayilearned	16	/r/shittytumblrgifs	2014-01-15 20:28:43	http://www.reddit.com/user/IBlessTheRainsInIowa/submitted/ http://i.imgur.com/jK4SizA.gif
cexg2cu	What.	17	cexfssv	Unidan	AskReddit	3	what	2014-01-23 19:51:14	/r/bestof /u/Unidan /r/dadjokes Where's /u/awildsketchappeared when you need him?
ceqt6kz	Yes.	18	ceqsgac	mafoo	ObscureMedia	5	yes	2014-01-15 21:02:49	Is it weird that I've had that video saved on my computer for years?
cequkg8	no	14	ceqqehx	Formshifter	snowboarding	6	no	2014-01-15 22:06:14	use them for balance
cexjbss	Yes	62	cexjbd4	yes_it_is_weird	funny	22	yes	2014-01-23 22:13:45	Is it weird that I can hear myself blink all the time? Serious question.
cexkflg	Yes.	16	cexhgvs	MisterMarley	masseffect	5	yes	2014-01-23 23:19:35	Question: Are people more mad about the ending being bad or Bioware breaking their promises?
cerbzd5	Yes	43	cerbcgi	ThatOneRunner	nfl	25	yes	2014-01-16 13:19:53	QB coach or QB/Coach?
ceqvzui	Not with that attitude	58	ceqtjr0	1-800-CAT-ANUS	AskReddit	35	notwiththatattitude	2014-01-15 23:29:41	That I will never get to sleep with Scarlett Johansson.
ceqyvc2	lol!!!!!!	152	ceqysv9	YogscastSips	sips	87	lol	2014-01-16 04:08:29	"an evening with sips" - posted at 11:45 am lol
ceqz9tr	ಠ◡ಠ	15	ceqz9sc	CreepySmileBot	motorsports	5	ಠ◡ಠ	2014-01-16 04:44:23	Please tell me that's dust ಠ_ಠ
cexq54w	/r/shittytumblrgifs	29	cexpzvg	Muckfumble	funny	8	/r/shittytumblrgifs	2014-01-24 07:01:49	[Uhh...](http://persephonemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/will-smith-the-fuck.gif)
cexqf8u	wat	9	cexpuj8	dabockster	fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu	3	wat	2014-01-24 07:14:05	Okay, so the guy who barfed? Owed the mafia money. The deadline to pay it back? That same day. In fact, he was doing the challenge simply because he had already scraped together all the money he had and only needed a few more bucks, so he planned to sell the t-shirt, and it would be one more day he could live with his ...
cer09p3	ಠ◡ಠ	47	cer09a4	CreepySmileBot	videos	16	ಠ◡ಠ	2014-01-16 05:55:51	ಠ_ಠ
cer2a50	You're welcome.	11	cer2a2j	PresidentObama___	AskReddit	6	you'rewelcome	2014-01-16 07:36:39	States are loaded automatically on death, I'd say. Problem with this: You're reaching your natural death and the universe is damned to repeat the last hour or so of your life because of your super power. Solution: Until then, nanotechnology will make you be able to live forever. Thanks, Obama!
cer3acd	Nope.	10	cer38kn	dookie-boy	Minecraft	5	nope	2014-01-16 08:17:21	Is it on by default?
cer47rt	yes	50	cer40a5	Kijafa	funny	32	yes	2014-01-16 08:52:48	Are we talking about being fat or being gay?

ceoqcnu

Yes

10

ceojkud

WinnieTheEeyore

xboxone

6

yes

2014-01-13 13:26:55

Is the lack of single player an issue for you?

ceoqgyi

Yes.

46

ceopw1o

Plexicle

leagueoflegends

27

yes

2014-01-13 13:31:04

Does it reduces bandwith?

ceos352

You're welcome.

21

ceos2ae

PresidentObama___

WTF

10

you'rewelcome

2014-01-13 14:28:10

Yes, he does. Thanks, obama.

ceos5jp

No.

8

ceomd7a

somethingwittier

CFB

3

no

2014-01-13 14:30:36

Dat Texas XII.

ceudjgn

Whoosh

114

ceudgd4

Jantoniodh27

trees

31

whoosh

2014-01-20 10:55:29

He means he is stopping after this nug. It's not going to take him 2 years to smoke a gram. Sorry if this sounded dick

ceot61b

Nope

82

ceoswcq

newton54645

BMW

51

nope

2014-01-13 15:07:33

This is stupid. Are you not allowed to like both car brands?

ceotj89

Nope.

263

ceotbc1

VlGlL

CFB

89

nope

2014-01-13 15:21:16

Soon.

ceotomm

You're welcome.

131

ceoto4a

PresidentObama___

gaming

69

you'rewelcome

2014-01-13 15:26:48

Thanks Obama.

ceufn24

Yes.

8

ceuf5cw

mattverso

GTAA

2

yes

2014-01-20 12:08:21

Dead or alive? :D

ceuhoqh

Yes.

32

ceuhimp

thiscommentisdumb

gifs

21

yes

2014-01-20 13:19:13

So is it this one, or the other one?

ceowbrc

WHAT

15

ceowb0a

hearingaid_bot

4chan

3

what

2014-01-13 17:08:33

What

ceukldv

no.

9

ceujhrj

luc534murph

dogecoin

2

no

2014-01-20 15:04:19

Are you sure you entered all your information correctly?

ceoxtrf

no

53

ceoxtac

hellosexynerds

pics

30

no

2014-01-13 18:05:47

> China are not all that different except they **provide** shitty housing and not that shitty food. Do manufacturers in the US provide housing and food?

ceoynfq

k

41

ceoybe7

killiangray

hiphopheads

6

k

2014-01-13 18:36:03

You have the right to do that. You then have the right to go to jail for assault and battery.

ceoysne

no

9

ceoqqzv

owenstumor

itookapicture

2

no

2014-01-13 18:41:22

You're so small, how did you get him to wear the rat suit?

ceun8hx

Whoosh

12

ceun4ud

sdpc

leafs

4

whoosh

2014-01-20 16:43:06

We play tomorrow, but not Wednesday. Again on Thursday

ceozpvx

no

12

ceoysy6

fuckfaceshitbird

TumblrInAction

6

no

2014-01-13 19:16:11

god, remember when cracked was actually funny?

cep0t1f

Yep

9

ceoxh6x

naxter48

AskReddit

3

yep

2014-01-13 19:57:07

A series of unfortunate events.

cep0t47

Yep

9

ceoxq26

naxter48

AskReddit

3

yep

2014-01-13 19:57:12

A series of unfortunate events

cep0tx0

Yep

8

cep0log

naxter48

AskReddit

3

yep

2014-01-13 19:58:01

Series of Unfortunate Events?

cep0uvo

Yep

8

ceozqpr

naxter48

AskReddit

2

yep

2014-01-13 19:59:03

A Series of Unfortunate Events

cep0wrz

Yep

9

cep0u2g

naxter48

AskReddit

2

yep

2014-01-13 20:01:05

A series of unfortunate events?

ceupdhc

Yes.

8

ceupbxr

Bmart13

nba

5

yes

2014-01-20 18:01:05

I have a question for non Blazer fans. Does LA deserve to start in the all-star game?

cep1p86

Yes.

53

cep18mo

OldSly

funny

24

yes

2014-01-13 20:31:25

Wait, are we talking STDs or semen?

cep240m

Not with that attitude.

26

cep22c2

TheSweetestKill

Atlanta

3

notwiththatattitude

2014-01-13 20:48:16

Errr good idea usually lol. But it's not for all ages....

cep2513

Yes.

12

cep1ipw

Faded_Chucks

todayilearned

6

yes

2014-01-13 20:49:26

Is that guy's name seriously *Brent Butt* ?

cep3a9z

No

21

cep37kg

M99Syringe

pics

10

no

2014-01-13 21:41:21

do you like me

cep3lsw

No.

59

cep35va

sometimeswemeanit

bayarea

11

no

2014-01-13 21:57:23

I've never been before. Is there something that makes Dunkin Donuts better than other coffee shops?

cep45sf

Why?

8

ceoyj9x

supercynical0118

apple

4

why

2014-01-13 22:27:32

I'm trying to remove all ties with google. They sure make doing that *very* hard.

cep50l3

Yeah.

8

cep4xwk

Milkslinger

starbound

3

yeah

2014-01-13 23:20:57

Haha but what kind? I have random encounters with enemies, ores, places, new terrain..

cep52ob

You're welcome.

30

cep52al

PresidentObama___

pcgaming

10

you'rewelcome

2014-01-13 23:24:46

My download didn't work properly. I need to redownload it. Thanks obama

cep6a4j

You're welcome.

55

cep6a1g

PresidentObama___

nfl

30

you'rewelcome

2014-01-14 01:05:15

Thanks Obama

cep9qnk

Yes

11

cep56u5

marathi_mulga

funny

7

yes

2014-01-14 06:24:06

Which one

cep7oqk

You're welcome.

8

cep7oe9

PresidentObama___

Cricket

4

you'rewelcome

2014-01-14 03:43:53

Thanks Obama!

cep845m

not with that attitude

57

cep7psl

BombastixderTeutone

gaming

26

notwiththatattitude

2014-01-14 04:27:06

You can't asparagus solid fuel boosters.

cep8jj7

Darude - Sandstorm

21

cep793u

DoctorTurkleton

funny

1

darude-sandstorm

2014-01-14 05:04:40

What is this referencing?

cep9wfg

thanks!

9

cep9fnh

rawbertson

SF4

1

thanks

2014-01-14 06:32:48

so much turtling..

cepa8t0

ALL of them??

83

cep9w76

d32

gentlemanboners

35

allofthem

2014-01-14 06:50:43

She was born with 6 fingers on each hand but they were removed when she was a kid.

cepbw9i

exactly

25

cepbre4

LeRonkapus

tf2

2

exactly

2014-01-14 08:04:27

tele would be too short, instant death.

cev6sjv

No

33

cev5thg

[deleted]

AskReddit

16

no

2014-01-21 09:39:55

Do people still say metrosexual?

cepc90c

Yes?

9

cep9ko4

[deleted]

pics

3

yes

2014-01-14 08:18:36

DOLPHIN!

cepd1nw

Thanks.

8

cepcvlz

frenchSausage

funny

5

thanks

2014-01-14 08:49:21

^ NSFW link above ^

cev9pof

No

36

cev95zt

brightfalls

malefashionadvice

2

no

2014-01-21 11:20:20

These [J Crew New Balance Hiking Boots](http://imgur.com/a/soFuG)

cepesi6

What?

35

cepe2ci

facepalminghomer

AdviceAnimals

18

what

2014-01-14 09:53:23

It doesn't take much loud noise to permanently impair a baby's hearing.

cepgvyw

Yes?

94

cepgnuc

John_Snuh

funny

23

yes

2014-01-14 11:07:07

jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn sssssssssssnnnnnnnnnuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh

cepgwh6

Yes.

289

cepgawo

empw

funny

148

yes

2014-01-14 11:07:35

Was this his actual reaction?

cepjg4b

Yeah

11

cepg0ev

TattooedChimp

bjj

6

yeah

2014-01-14 12:35:18

you know you can edit your post so you don't have to respond to yourself right?

cesh36k

Yes.

41

cesghxs

h8ersg0nnah8

videos

15

yes

2014-01-17 20:15:41

I'm fucked up right now. Is the guy talking British or Australian?

cepki7t

Not with that attitude.

51

cepjm54

damendred

MMA

24

notwiththatattitude

2014-01-14 13:10:31

To be fair, I don't think he's going to be competing for the UFC women's championship any time soon.

ceppawh

Yes.

10

cepnf8h

globalabortion

dayz

5

yes

2014-01-14 15:56:17

Haha what?! You can log out in the middle of combat? Doesn't that kind of defeat the point?

cepqfxu

Thanks!

11

cepqcoh

sonofawitch1

AdviceAnimals

7

thanks

2014-01-14 16:37:41

glad you found it! here is to the future!

cepsmrg

yes

74

ceps0xc

xKronicL

battlefield_4

42

yes

2014-01-14 17:58:33

In which order?

cept2u2

Darude - Sandstorm

88

cepsadt

Revolutionis_Myname

gifs

21

darude-sandstorm

2014-01-14 18:15:10

LPT?

cevwy7b

nope

10

cevwlub

sekundes81

leagueoflegends

3

nope

2014-01-22 05:49:50

does orange prevent knocked-up state?

cew02h3

Both

8

cew01rj

colemarkland

Fitness

2

both

2014-01-22 08:15:21

Should I eat more protein or calories in general?

cepvzts

Yes

14

cepvzbb

Clamwizard

AskReddit

7

yes

2014-01-14 20:07:06

I'm not sure if this is terrifying or delicious....

cepxnfj

no

21

cepu0gh

Spit-wad

DotA2

7

no

2014-01-14 21:16:33

But is he really part of MYM?

cepy1s7

No.

21

cepxei4

inagiffy

nba

4

no

2014-01-14 21:35:12

Someone needs to add a Brazzers logo to this

cepyxhl

You're welcome.

14

cepyx8c

PresidentObama___

Frugal_Jerk

8

you'rewelcome

2014-01-14 22:20:33

Thanks Obama.

cew9bvs

No.

8

cew9891

GamingRend0

pathofexile

1

no

2014-01-22 13:35:41

Is block not entropy based like evasion is?

ceq2duo

ಠ◡ಠ

15

ceq2d8h

CreepySmileBot

Drugs

1

ಠ◡ಠ

2014-01-15 03:27:16

dude ಠ_ಠ

ceq2mge

Exactly.

168

ceq28zc

grosalugisnotmyname

movies

88

exactly

2014-01-15 03:52:56

Wasn't that like the first 2 minutes?

ceq3qrn

K

35

ceq3p1g

vxx

AskReddit

23

k

2014-01-15 05:29:55

People say it differently depending on what dialect of swedish you speak. People in the northern parts say kex with a hard ''k''. Southern say it with a soft ''k''. With that said, go soft K:s!

cewcptp

...wat?

11

cewcm8z

ouchimus

AdviceAnimals

7

wat

2014-01-22 15:24:41

You apparently don't have my company's customer base. Mum comes in with two kids, little girl of about six gets her own shopping cart. Fills it with snacks, cosmetics, bath supplies, toys. Boy does pretty much the same, and has an "Oh, I almost forgot!" moment; backtracks to the prepaid giftcards and picks out a cou...

ceq4sdd

Yes.

10

ceq4jru

Cobra8472

hoggit

6

yes

2014-01-15 06:31:51

Is this going to have the rocket assisted take off?

ceweq6n

Yes

8

cewe9zy

direfire

Civcraft

1

yes

2014-01-22 16:37:47

What? Lol I never did that. Are you high?

cewipto

No.

8

cewim1l

Unidan

teenagers

2

no

2014-01-22 18:59:48

Is /u/Unidan a celebrity?

ceq7zfm

lol

20

ceq7ea2

Alex_Pee_Keaton

movies

2

lol

2014-01-15 08:44:16

The resteraunt scene in Inglorious Bastards is in my top 10 scenes of all time lol

ceqb5mp

/r/shittytumblrgifs ?

45

ceqb148

peon47

funny

15

/r/shittytumblrgifs

2014-01-15 10:36:27

I have a meta question: What do you call these sets of images with text or set of gifs with text that are the shortened form of a video? I keep seeing these and I don't even know how to refer to them.

ceqckak

no

297

ceqccf9

daytimecruz

WTF

114

no

2014-01-15 11:24:36

Doctors HATE him.

ceqdbr2

What?

10

ceq7rox

monster_snow_goon

IAmA

4

what

2014-01-15 11:50:22

My starting an orphanage was what helped me to become adopted

cews4cn

Yes.

31

cewrs8b

speedyjohn

baseball

7

yes

2014-01-23 04:46:08

and is it really true that someone is out if he passes them on the bases?

ceqdz16

Yes.

11

ceqdm97

Aganhim

aww

4

yes

2014-01-15 12:11:55

Surgery with rockets or on rockets? I'd be impressed by either.

ceqfibz

No.

8

ceqeo6y

sapperRichter

videos

4

no

2014-01-15 13:03:02

was this real?

ceww4nn

Yes.

33

cewvufg

designgoddess

sports

12

yes

2014-01-23 08:12:14

Am I the only person around here who honestly thinks those sweaters are outstanding?

ceqg9qj

lol

93

ceqg99y

Panda412

baseball

28

lol

2014-01-15 13:26:39

I just hope you have money left for Tanaka.

ceqh0zq

:(

9

ceqgvb5

DarkLord7854

battlefield_4

3

:(

2014-01-15 13:49:51

Nope sorry. Shitty X-Mas card mailing list requires a button I can click and I'm firm on this /r/DarkLord7854.

cex0jgd

AND MY AXE!

8

cex0ftb

ToastedSoup

AdviceAnimals

2

andmyaxe

2014-01-23 10:46:48

And shoe polish.

ceqj2s8

No.

985

ceqhlex

GabeNewellBellevue

motorsports

249

no

2014-01-15 14:55:10

Yea, well I drive a 68 AMC Ambassador with a 232 inline 6 getting 140ish horsepower, 3 speed automatic transmission, an AM radio, and reclining front seats. So I guess my question is are you jealous?

ceuytox

No.

19

ceuth0d

a_talking_face

pics

6

no

2014-01-21 01:56:35

Can I get this framed?

ceqnn6j

wat

32

ceqhhhh

teh_newguy

pics

8

wat

2014-01-15 17:37:23

yes wonderfull :) If I did not mastered swimming, swim in the beautiful river ^_^

ceqof8o

no

14

ceqo3i1

Moara7

funny

9

no

2014-01-15 18:06:15

I recommend poutine with donair sauce.

ceqojqs

Yes

542

ceqoifv

BruceTheDeuce

gaming

246

yes

2014-01-15 18:10:57

$6000? Whats the top one got sli Titans?

ceqoqp2

Mom's spaghetti

553

ceqo4fa

krisspy451

AskReddit

128

mom'sspaghetti

2014-01-15 18:18:05

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?

ceqscgd

/r/shittytumblrgifs

37

ceqs0en

Reichman

todayilearned

16

/r/shittytumblrgifs

2014-01-15 20:28:43

http://www.reddit.com/user/IBlessTheRainsInIowa/submitted/ http://i.imgur.com/jK4SizA.gif

cexg2cu

What.

17

cexfssv

Unidan

AskReddit

3

what

2014-01-23 19:51:14

/r/bestof /u/Unidan /r/dadjokes Where's /u/awildsketchappeared when you need him?

ceqt6kz

Yes.

18

ceqsgac

mafoo

ObscureMedia

5

yes

2014-01-15 21:02:49

Is it weird that I've had that video saved on my computer for years?

cequkg8

no

14

ceqqehx

Formshifter

snowboarding

6

no

2014-01-15 22:06:14

use them for balance

cexjbss

Yes

62

cexjbd4

yes_it_is_weird

funny

22

yes

2014-01-23 22:13:45

Is it weird that I can hear myself blink all the time? Serious question.

cexkflg

Yes.

16

cexhgvs

MisterMarley

masseffect

5

yes

2014-01-23 23:19:35

Question: Are people more mad about the ending being bad or Bioware breaking their promises?

cerbzd5

Yes

43

cerbcgi

ThatOneRunner

nfl

25

yes

2014-01-16 13:19:53

QB coach or QB/Coach?

ceqvzui

Not with that attitude

58

ceqtjr0

1-800-CAT-ANUS

AskReddit

35

notwiththatattitude

2014-01-15 23:29:41

That I will never get to sleep with Scarlett Johansson.

ceqyvc2

lol!!!!!!

152

ceqysv9

YogscastSips

sips

87

lol

2014-01-16 04:08:29

"an evening with sips" - posted at 11:45 am lol

ceqz9tr

ಠ◡ಠ

15

ceqz9sc

CreepySmileBot

motorsports

5

ಠ◡ಠ

2014-01-16 04:44:23

Please tell me that's dust ಠ_ಠ

cexq54w

/r/shittytumblrgifs

29

cexpzvg

Muckfumble

funny

8

/r/shittytumblrgifs

2014-01-24 07:01:49

[Uhh...](http://persephonemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/will-smith-the-fuck.gif)

cexqf8u

wat

9

cexpuj8

dabockster

fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

3

wat

2014-01-24 07:14:05

Okay, so the guy who barfed? Owed the mafia money. The deadline to pay it back? That same day. In fact, he was doing the challenge simply because he had already scraped together all the money he had and only needed a few more bucks, so he planned to sell the t-shirt, and it would be one more day he could live with his ...

cer09p3

ಠ◡ಠ

47

cer09a4

CreepySmileBot

videos

16

ಠ◡ಠ

2014-01-16 05:55:51

ಠ_ಠ

cer2a50

You're welcome.

11

cer2a2j

PresidentObama___

AskReddit

6

you'rewelcome

2014-01-16 07:36:39

States are loaded automatically on death, I'd say. Problem with this: You're reaching your natural death and the universe is damned to repeat the last hour or so of your life because of your super power. Solution: Until then, nanotechnology will make you be able to live forever. Thanks, Obama!

cer3acd

Nope.

10

cer38kn

dookie-boy

Minecraft

5

nope

2014-01-16 08:17:21

Is it on by default?

cer47rt

yes

50

cer40a5

Kijafa

funny

32

yes

2014-01-16 08:52:48

Are we talking about being fat or being gay?