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@user the #USA is #NOT a #Democracy. The #USA is a #Republic from of #Goverment! Do you #Know #what the #Pledge of #Allegiance say's?
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You've set yourself some target to achieve there like love #hot or #not
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Free Pets and Animals Books #freebiebookdownload #Pets
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I'm so sore, work tomorrow is gonna be fun.. #not
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Best Christmas Eve news: I have a half sister. πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ #sarcasm #thanksdad
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An 'important' call from the council about a form we did 3 months ago is just what I need an hour before we head off to Disneyland. #not
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I guess Paul didn't have buns, hon. #EatenAlive #not @user
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A well known sci communicator is exaggerating the claims of a study into PR exaggerating the claims of scientific studies... #irony
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Abnormal professor walks in with the finals in a Zoloft bag #irony #psychhumor
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I can't even begin to explain my frustration. πŸ˜’
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You decide to go on vacation without me sleep? Reaaaal nice. #considerate #not πŸ˜’πŸ’€
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@user Even though @user got more ex-wives than @user majors, I'm happy for that washed-up mess... #Not!! #Blocked
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@user @user @user @user @user @user "left regressives" is that not a label #irony
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i just enjoy throwing up #not #hatethis #sick #wanna #go #to #school #for #once #take #me #away
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Stupid #doctors visits is gonna bury me!! Now that's #irony
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Speed cameras in Whipton by village shops. & yes it Takes 5 police officers!! πŸš” #waste #of #money #does #not #take #five #individuals πŸ˜‚πŸš¨πŸš“
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I just love being ignored😊|#notπŸ˜’
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#NOT ALL πŸ‘Œ There good & bad in every occupation & race πŸ“šπŸ“– #Stop Labeling #Not All πŸ’‘
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i may have played a part, but i wont take sole credit ;) @user @user
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@user skiing in Regents Park much #not
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She talkin bout gender roles and we're the narrow minded ones #Irony
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Leaving whilst its dark is fun. #not
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and as much as I want to connect .. I like only the people who dont want to .. #Irony #Why oh why?
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A 'republican move' which will 'effectively rob the royals'. Kate's spending 32k on1meal, who is being robbed? #irony
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Testing water temperatures #excitingtimes #Not
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Can't wait to have an afternoon schedule because of you. It's gonna be so much fun #not
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Gotta love a Romanian playing an improvised version of jingle bells in a minor key. Really sets the festive mood. #not
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@user guys!!! you've just smashed it!! #WhereDoBrokenHeartsGo #XFactorFinal
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Been at the ER now since 10... #yay #not
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My body refuses to sleep. #fucccck
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almost 72 hs of a kid asking for his christmas gift and zero answers from @user thank you guys! you are awesome #not
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@user in hereford but can't leave bambino alone!
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I have a very annoying bluetick for sale. 8 yrs old. Needs babied and a bath. #sarcasm
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Everytime I try to like Chris Brown he does something to royally eff that up. Dude is a chronic loose cannon #chrisbrown #Karrueche
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My beautiful Belles #3daughters#lucky #me #havefun @ Wicklow 🌁
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@user @user @user Just wait till Cleveland comes again! #sarcasm
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Photo: Tuxedo Jumpsuit Sizes:Small-Large Color:Black Price:$65.00 Leave email and size for invoice
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We are MAD Gamers: | Follow @user #Wellington #NewZealand
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Is there a basketball game on today? I'm not really sure. #ESPN seems to not be promoting anything about it. #sarcasm
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@user Tough crowd. Josh Smith was tremendous tonight.
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@user You think my mom and I would get along better, she's a middle child too. #irony #middlechildsyndrome
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@user You want to see something Irish!!Of all the reasons to be closed πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #irony
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Finished the year strong with a good bike workout! Missed a lot this year resting my shoulder--hoping for better in 2015. Happy new year.
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@user Not going this time, we might have a chance! Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice..... #fuckthat
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@user @user "pit players v. victims?" How dare the NFL put a divide between men and the women and children they beat? #sarcasm
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I just drank a healthy, homemade, all fruit smoothie...in a @user beer glass. #irony
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@user @user @user same here. Tryin to link d convos bt another tweet cums up. #Sarcasm is the only wrd repeated.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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#Malala Yousufzai receives #NobelPeacePrize and #Pakistan ranks in top 10 dangerous countries !!! #irony
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#NOT GONNA WIN
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Love it when my mans on a cleaning spree.. Saves me doing it πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜
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@user No sugar during christmas time? :(
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Speaking of #country #music albums, anyone else think #SundownHeavenTown feels more like a #TimMcGraw album than, say, his previous three?
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@user Minky Wale tail fritter for price of a bijoux flat in Port Talbot.
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I'm giving up a lot of stuff to make sure others are happy . I wonder if anyone ever look past my appearance and see what I'm feeling 😩
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John Stockton in a commercial?!! Holy crap! #NBABallot
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Spending the majority of my day in and out of the doctor has been awesome. #sarcasm
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BrotherπŸ’™ we don't look alike #not #frΓ¨re #family #lovehim
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@user great story about the student trying to get the teacher fired!!#sarcasm#moron#storywasstupid
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Love waking up to no heat in my apartment #not #socold
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This team would finish fourth. #Irony #Arsenal #Afc
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@user Things also go slowly when you are waiting for them especially!
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Wishing everyone a Happy, Healthy, and Prosperous New Year!!!
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@user @user @user absolutely loved it! Well done all involved!
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@user I saw a leaf blowing in the breeze. You could yell at that if you wanted to?
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Blue skies, warm air, and the royal accommodation! #WhatMoreDoesOneNeed #Education? #Not...
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final labs coursework submitted!! now to treat myself by catching up with the whole semester's lectures #winning #not
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#notcies #eu Green determined to block Hinkley Point - Green determined to block Hinkley Point Copyright EP 2013....
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Just paid $2.59 for gas! #ThanksObama #sarcasm
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My coach is so supportive. "tighten your belt, pick up the weight and just do it." #sarcasm #ithinkhehatesmesomedays #itsmostlylove
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That's always the solution..... #not. Doesn't fix anything!
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@user easiest CL group with two rubbish teams but we won only 1 CL game - even that lucky last minute pen#not good enough#gutted
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#Johnny #Football #time #is #not #a #fun time #any #more: The Cleveland Browns went into Sunday's game against the...
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Decided I'd go to bed "early" for once. I've been laying here since 2 am. Yet the total amount of sleep I've had all week is 10 hrs. #irony
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Oh how I love working in Baltimore #not
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@user happy new year, da! Thanks sobra for this year πŸ‘πŸ‘
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The best love is the kind that awakens the soul, and makes us reach for more...πŸ’–
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Fighting over chargers is definitely how I wanted to start my day.πŸ˜’ #not
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Some days are just better than others..
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I have three exams today lets gooooo! #School #Sarcasm #Swag
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K. Michelle said Lil Kim is Plastic but 65% of her body is fake and silicone. Kim went Plat on PayPal but K has never SEEN platinum. #Irony
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'nuff #Bob #Couldn039t #Not #Repin #Ross #tattoo|Please RT:
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Amar Singh gives A+ rating to the Modi govt but Arun #Shourie says more is said than done in present govt #Irony #Politics
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@user @user Sent it but too slow. I had already posted.
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@user Would be also great if David teamed up with his old man again at the Carols, similar to a few years back.#Greatdou in both cases
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@user @user @user @user @user @user #irony #oxymoron "planned parenthood" nothing abt parenting
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Congrats to my fav @user & her team & my birthplace team #OhioState (I can claim that, right?) #OREvsOSU is gonna be one great game!!
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Can always count on you to speak to me on here then delete the messages so It looks like I'm talking to myself. πŸ˜’ @user
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@user not worried about it. Whenevs πŸ˜‰
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These refs are pissing me off. They seriously have no idea of what's going on.
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@user Great,& not sure if i've seen that actual pic! #not just for girls : D
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.@ibnlive is the first to cut to ads during primetime to proudly announce that they're "putting journalism first". #Irony #NLprimetime
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Love these guys! RT @user Tried to get the whole family in! #selfiestick @user
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Equal justice for all...unless you are Black during the Obama administration. via @user
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Perfect time to get sick 😒 #not
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Rangers league game with Alloa moved because of the Petrofac Cup final in April... #irony
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You are taking your responsibilities so seriously today that i... More for Leo
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Rejoice in knowing he is now in his new place...#not easy
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I wonder how many people who visit food banks have huge TVs or are drunks? #freedomofspeech #foodbanks
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itsfunny bc people think im quiet|but im just listening toeveryones convos|and figuring out ur weaknesses|todestroy u later in life #sarcasm
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@user @user @user It wasn't for one person. It was a business expense.
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