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You did it! You solved the science of biology, great job! Just out of curiosity, what are your feelings on climate change and global warming? Actually science solved that one a long long time ago but thanks. |
Exactly, let’s call a spade a spade. Did you say shovel? |
You're not going to get through. There are a lot of "incels" in this sub for some reason. Yeah it’s pretty yikes |
Socialism is a Disease. This is how it spreads. Protect yourselves. Fuck Islam, communism, and socialism |
r/im14andthisisdeep Ah, a Centrist. Would you kindly fuck off to whatever part of hell you came from? |
Ah, a Centrist. Would you kindly fuck off to whatever part of hell you came from? Lol. Centrists are rationalists loser. |
I don’t know...I’m interested in it and have been for years and also think sanders is sort of an idiot He is an idiot, but r/politics is just a re skinned r/liberal so 95% of the people will disagree with you and praise poor countries ran by socialist ideas, especially if they support Sanders.
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I'm just ... |
If you agree with this, does that automatically make you "conservative"? It means that you at least see one hole in the liberal narrative. Whether that makes you conservative or not is another matter; agreeing just means that, like many conservatives, you feel that there are reasons that things should be the way they... |
No deal is the automatic way forward that will trigger on March 29th. Hope this helps, and that it is acceptable. Unacceptable I tell you, 50 percent of all living creatures will be wiped out and the rest will have to live on rations! |
CNN quotes both, Fox just quotes one. CNN uses a fake quote from one and a real quote from another. Fox uses one quote. Which one is worse? |
“I can’t wait to live in a future dystopia where we retroactively punish people for beliefs they once held 30 years ago” Down voted for making a fair point. |
Fuck Islam, communism, and socialism F U C K T H E M A L L!! |
Lotta fans of sexual assault in this country. Hey, I thought that the Democrats destroyed Brett’s life? How’s he doing? Now, how is he fucking doing compared to Dr. Ford, whose family had to vacate their home for their own safety? Back to coaching already.
https://www.elle.com/culture/career-politics/a25332025/oh-go... |
Back to coaching already.
https://www.elle.com/culture/career-politics/a25332025/oh-good-brett-kavanaugh-is-back-coaching-girls-basketball/
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/418566-kavanaugh-is-back-coaching-youth-basketball At least if there's ever the political will to impeach Kavanaugh, we've got him d... |
He seems to have some pretty good stats... never mind......
Everyone seems to be either wearing a maga hat or totally ripping on the potus.
Here, it seems the latter.
That’s dumb- just like it was when Obama was potus!
Grow up!! Trade. I’m sure your not happy about that. I am.
He is trying to stop the chaos at the bo... |
Considering Clemson had a great time and loved the food? Hell yeah dude, I don't know a football player that would deny some chik fil a.
EDIT: Damn y'all gave me more downvotes than the rams had scored. If a football player came knocking at my door I would hide and pretend that there was no one around... assholes. |
Democrats are just as racist as republicans they just express it differently. Jimmy Kimmel did blackface a number of years ago; there's a video of it. Can we get him to resign so I don't have to see him literally crying about gun control every few months lol Careful. Attack one of the saints while defending a demon?!?... |
The article says he wakes up before 6 AM and spends 5 hours catching up on current events and speaking with members of Congress, admin officials, aides, advisors, etc...That all sounds like 'work' to me...Just because he does it from the Residence and not the Oval doesn't really change that.
As far as earning the titl... |
Ok. This one made me laugh. Take my upvote. Ok, ThIs OnE MaDe Me LaUgH. tAkE mY uPvOtE! |
Agreed.
It could well be something he builds a national movement on.
But that's hard to do if you're running against everyone in a Primary. :/
I backed him hard in 2016, but I don't know that the right move for the Democratic-Socialist movement is for a Presidential campaign. It might, instead, be at controlling a ... |
Proof? You’ll never get proof from brainwashed democrats. I guarantee neither Trump nor McConnell have used the n word in a disparaging way. |
I dont get it. Theyre saying only women can discuss abortions because OP doesn't understand why the people they oppose think like they do. |
Theyre saying only women can discuss abortions because OP doesn't understand why the people they oppose think like they do. Yea, I understand the meme, I just dont understand OPs comment to it |
"Group that failed to depose Corbyn twice planning to make their own Labour party with blackjack and hookers" Exactly. Reading the names was the funniest thing ever. The Who’s who of people who peddle ideas no one in interested in . |
Are you assuming their gender? Bigot I love how if you make fun of the left you get downvoted to shit lol. Fuckin 4chan is a better place to discuss political humor. |
Want to fix most of America's problems? Build a wall around New York. Who's with me? And Cali |
Glad that op is clearly not a botaccount... They're just trying to trick us from noticing Tulsi's a russian. Which is good fun for me.
Here's Tulsi sucking that DNC tit.
https://twitter.com/TulsiGabbard/status/862492956682469377 |
It's all these socialists that are convinced other people will do things for free. Not them, other people. They're just here to collect their free lunch Thts the frustrating part for sure. People who want the rich to pay their “fair share” completely forget that they are in the 1% of the world when you increase the sc... |
Why should people get paid when they didn’t work? This is the right question. I’m sympathetic to the situation, but are they going to double pay the folks who were essential and forced to work without pay? This seeems fiscally irresponsible. |
A good way to tell if you are an entitled piece of shit, is if your school and parents hire a PR firm because of the way you and your peers acted on a school field trip. Lol, well said. |
[The difference is an individual being charitable versus the government being "charitable" \(aka theft\) on behalf of the individual.](http://bastiat.org/en/the_law.html) Yup. Liberals don’t understand consent being the difference between charitable giving (what Jesus advocated for) and theft. |
Didn't he cut taxes for everyone? Rich and poor? I love seeing as many down votes as minutes this comment h as s existed for asking a question. This sub doesn't even try. |
I call bullshit, although they did change withholding so they withhold less. You can always ask them to withhold more. I made $10k more this year, and paid less actual tax (the refund amount doesnt tell you shit other than how much you had over withheld) Was going to say this exact thing. Was the same person celebr... |
[She fought to keep an innocent man in prison,](http://articles.latimes.com/2012/aug/21/local/la-me-innocent-20120821) which means she's a walking piece of shit. To add to this, Harris also supports civil forfeiture laws and she has always been against body cameras for cops. Just the kind of person you want for Comman... |
Hahaha! Will the FEAR TRAIN ever stop? How will our universities ever cope? They're full to the brim with Norwegian students. |
Look at all these jealous broke losers frothing at the mouth to give more money to the government. And to be naive enough to think that you will ever see a dime of that money. Sad. Education is an important thing.
Unfortunately those supporting socialism didn't get enough of it. |
if you wanna correct me then do it, downvoting every opinion you dont like is how you get an echo chamber It will be leaked like everything else is leaked in Washington D.C.
Carl Bernstein has a source in the Mueller team that has already seen the report draft.
"He added that he has been "told" that a draft of spec... |
I'm normally a big defender of Tommy Robinson who is frequently unfairly maligned here but despite this being an effort to extort Facebook more than anything else Robinson did apparently defame the lad and should have to pay the consequences for doing so regardless of the £170,000 the kid has already received from crow... |
I'm an immigrant and now a citizen, originally from El Salvador. It really sucked waiting but man, it feels so good now.
I'm quite liberal on a lot of things but when it comes to immigration i kind of feel like you need to pay your dues and do as i did. My white liberal friends get pissed at me if i voice my opini... |
Which is why I tell people that if you don’t make at least a good 70-80k and you’re a republican, you’re the problem. >you’re a republican, you’re the problem
FTFY. I make a little more than that and it's still no excuse. I'm probably getting just as boned as everyone else |
Really? Who's forcing you to do this? You can't chose to spend some of your time quietly reflecting in our economy? Shhh, don't interrupt the reddit circle jerk that everyone took a 100k loan to go to college and now works for $12 an hour 80 hours a week at a coffee shop with no career prospects.
EDIT: LMAO, if you'r... |
Mueller needs to come with it already. My heard can't take much more... You do not need Mueller for election meddling eye-opening material. You have over 10 million illegal immigrants doing it. |
>you’re a republican, you’re the problem
FTFY. I make a little more than that and it's still no excuse. I'm probably getting just as boned as everyone else Careful with all that edge you might cut someone.... |
Meh, seen a lot of talk and no action from this big nothing burger. Just another hype piece that'll be off the front page never to be mentioned of again by morning. True that brotha |
Yeah, we have something called a "corrupt as fuck" Democratic party that is reneging on its supposed anti-war stance. Its fuckin hilarious how fast lefties pivot into neoconservatism. I wonder if it's drone mentality from mindlessly following media narratives for so long |
So to be clear, wanting government provided Healthcare, is for communists only? That is what he means, yes |
Here is someone who actually cares about the state of the Union. Ya... He cares so much he refuses to join a party lol. |
You took on risk by starting a company / investing in another.
Sure you aren’t producing or putting any labor in, but you also aren’t garunteed any profit or your money back at all.
The sad reality is most employees are easily replacable, and most companies couldn’t care less about them. This is why they will alway p... |
Fairfax’s accuser is a very liberal political activist. Why would she make up this story for political reasons? Fairfax is exactly the type of politician she would support. She was on multiple democratic campaigms too, thats why she was at the DNC when she was raped. And she told WaPo about all this over a year ago ... |
I apologize for my complete ignorance, but could someone explain the connection between this and Trump? Is it because he's allowing it, or did he directly cause it? There really isn’t one. Trump is vocally against pharmaceutical companies profiteering like this, but he’s also done jack shit to try and fix the situatio... |
If it could gain support for the Republican candidate after 2024 I would be for it. No republican has a chance to beat trump in 2020 No Republican has a chance at winning in 2020. |
yup zero shock at the stats I hadn't seen of these, and I always felt he could have done so much more to endorse Hillary. sucks the DNC screwed him or whatever, but if he REALLY cared like he claims to he would have done anything needed to beat trump. > I always felt he could have done so much more to endorse Hilla... |
Don’t know about that first point but the second and third points are just silly. If someone says “get a third job you lazy liberal loser” they’re an ass. BUT they aren’t necessarily wrong. There is no way that a single person should not be able to support themselves with two jobs. If you can’t support yourself with 2 ... |
IDK about you, but I'm convinced. Weekend at RBG's. /s |
well to people who believe in objective reality, she "owns" them by presenting the facts, not the feels. But hey, keep doing you. > to people who believe in objective reality...
Oh god, for fucks sake do you read your own sentences?
This woman has failed fact checking TONS of times, Imma keep doing me.. Thinking... |
dude. You can’t sit here and claim that one byproduct of private industry is undesirable trash and waste. What are you, a snowflake? A snowflake is a term for liberals that melt over things like trump winning.. Just google image search 'crying liberals' its full of gold. Or checkout South Park's PC Babies episode(s) |
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That’s brilliant it's mostly just self evident once you realize it. why do transsexuals text with a million cute emojis and dress lole barbie dolls? |
Totally clears the President. Thank you!
Edit: lmao - I was making fun of trump and the ridiculous tweet that said the above Propaganda. |
Anyone want to try defending this one on its merits? We both know they can't defend it. They will twist words and just shit on us or deflect. God help us all. |
Surely this will be the end of drumphf Maybe in 6 years |
I have a hard time trusting BuzzFeed after that last article they put out Do you seriously think these people aren’t trustworthy because of one small mistake?
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Surely this will be the end of drumphf Honestly, if they had something valuable they would have impeached him and removed him a while ago. |
proof? He has none, he just wants his goodboy points by screeching hyperbolic statements in a biased sub. |
How’s this sticky thread on the front of r/all ?? They haven't had a "the walls are closing in" story in like a week. That's a very long time in these neck of the woods. |
How’s this sticky thread on the front of r/all ?? lol right? seems pretty fishy |
They haven't had a "the walls are closing in" story in like a week. That's a very long time in these neck of the woods. Drumpfftt is finished now! |
We got him now! [Wall closing in on Trump, the end, he's done, bombshell, turning point, the beginning of the end....](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjUvfZj-Fm0)
EDIT: Downvoting doesn't change the narrative. I'm just highlighting a "doomsday" video from 2017+ |
"Gender appropriation"
Your down-votes make my freedom boner extra MAGA. Top KEK, you cunts. My gender is not your costume! |
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I'm totally convinced lol Anyone who doesn't think Q is legit by now is living in fantasy land.
Oh yeah, Q just happens to predict the exact day Jeff Sessions would resign. RED OCTOBER |
Has she been covering it for two years or is that just how long her 15 minutes of coverage seemed to last? She does get a bit long-winded sometimes. They’ve got to fill that whole hour, you know! |
"Gender appropriation"
Your down-votes make my freedom boner extra MAGA. Top KEK, you cunts. It's kind of accurate as well. Gender dysphoria is a serious mental condition with no cure. The only treatment that seems to help is transitioning, but even that could make the problems worse for some. To the people who t... |
It's kind of accurate as well. Gender dysphoria is a serious mental condition with no cure. The only treatment that seems to help is transitioning, but even that could make the problems worse for some. To the people who transition to aid their dysphoria, I think we should be accepting. However, the people who try to ce... |
what is this garbage? regardless of what he says Eisenhower bombed more civilians than trump ever did Stay strong, sometimes it's worth the loss of fake online orange arrows. |
For Trump to win in 2020, it would be for something we have't seen in 2016. He already had a 3 million vote deficit back then, and there are millions more people from the "didn't vote" category in 2016 that will show up in 2020 to vote against Trump, never mind the subtle erosion of Trump support since his election. H... |
Could you point one out? Guaranteed he can’t. |
Anyone else remember establishment Democrats attacking the F(\^$ outa Bernie for not falling in line to endorse Northam after the primary? Yolk all over their faces now. Yolk on your face on matters if you know shame. Democrats in Virginia have a racist and a rapist and they're going to stick with both of them. No res... |
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1. The sourcing on this is suspect as fuck ("we've recreated the slide show").
2. Our coalition must include people to the right of us if it's going to be a majority coalition.
3. While the phrase "medicare for all" polls well, actual descriptions of the policy do not, so it makes sense for there to be people in our ... |
Obama had lots and lots of under-reported scandals during his terms.
Main stream media was protecting Obama for most of his terms.
Here's a little recap about the Obama presidency:
Obama expanded the USA into seven(!) conflicts.
Hunted more whistleblowers than all previous presidents combined.
Protected big banks a... |
half a million homeless. fix this too. Most homeless people are on the streets by choice, many due to mental illness. You would have to physically round them up which is a slippery slope in terms of personal liberties. I've worked in soup kitchens and I hear talk about how there's almost always vacancies at the homele... |
Every politician is dirty. Sun rise, sun set. They are all bought and paid for by special interests. People who delude themselves into thinking (insert party here) actually represents them, need to wake up. My point remains valid though, the finger pointing needs to stop - it solves exactly nothing. Good we agree but ... |
So is he actually going to be impeached then? By the end of the year? For a campaign finance violation? Obama literally paid a fine for the exact same thing, and most people don’t even know what happened. |
Tom will have to remove the referee’s members from his mouth first. Unless he likes a little orange mushroom up the rear. Tom's got a pretty big mouth, he might be able to handle a little toad at the same time. They do call him the GOAT now after all. |
orang m an badd
edit: haha jk 😂😂😂 Trump is so nazi😱😱😱 lets kill him😤😤😤 Red hat boi wasisct |
ChapoTrapHouse....this was America's fault. Real socialism hasn't been tried yet. >America caused venezuela’s problems
>Venezuela isn’t real socialism
Pick one |
I mean, there is a pesky superpower to their north that is actively working to sink its currency on the global market and is funneling reserves in that country's name to the Opposition. nah man its socialism's fault. stop trying to go against the narrative |
im sure that the comically small amount of white supremacists that there are in this country will appreciate that if they change their minds. But...but swastika attacks!! |
This rampant hate towards successful people is mystifying to me. People hold a lot of insecurity about their lack of achievement, I guess. It reminds me of the type of deranged hostility you'd see from Trump supporters. Envy is a powerful emotion for those without the ability to self-reflect that they are in the top 1... |
Marx isn't a war criminal. Righto. |
Because the U.S. is part of the world? Thank you, you beat me to it. |
Don’t breathe your own fire. Steal someone else’s fire and breath it as your own and call it redistribution of fire breath, #firebreathequality You're so smart, aren't you?
Look everyone, it's a smart Republican... it's cute, he can play with words, and make hashtags.
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Aww... how sweet, it's adorable... |
Why not? She's a politician in the USA, one of the worlds biggest influences to other parts of the world. She's voicing ther opinion about the politics and the way people are treated.
To me, that has to do with politics that affect the USA and the rest of the wolrd too.
Maybe to you, that isn't true, but to me, it i... |
She's awesome. Don't let the paid, ideologically bankrupt trolls get to you. Together we can take the world back. I know, and they know it too, that's why they try so hard to debunk it, critisize and mock it. They're afraid, they know they're on the losing side. I guess they get pretty butthurt when a young, female, n... |
Holy shit you guys are obsessed with race. And sex. They’re known for coming up with incredibly vile sexual sentences to insult people. |
You're so smart, aren't you?
Look everyone, it's a smart Republican... it's cute, he can play with words, and make hashtags.
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Aww... how sweet, it's adorable when you R's try and do those things. They do try...too bad this one can’t figure out the difference between “breathe” and “breath,” so he just... |
Don’t breathe your own fire. Steal someone else’s fire and breath it as your own and call it redistribution of fire breath, #firebreathequality She would but none of these lame ass stale bread Republicans have any fire. |
here ya go friend.
[http://stonetoss.com/comic/sure-thing/](http://stonetoss.com/comic/sure-thing/)
I like his comics, they make (mostly) good points I agree, many of them are pretty funny and an accurate reflection of current culture. |
cringeworthy..as always, cringeworthy You sounds dumb enough to be a trump voter! What’s got you down? The fact that you didn’t know you were voting for the biggest moron in political history and now being insecure about having it reflect your own lack of intelligence? Is this why you’re angry? |
One of her degrees is economics, but every statement she has made regarding economics as been utterly illiterate. Graduating means nothing when you didn't actually learn anything. I have no Idea how she passed, maybe she cheated or maybe she used to be smart and just got hit over the head really badly since her uni day... |
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