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TRAVIS: You want to come with?
MARISHA: Yeah.
TRAVIS: Don’t do anything stupid. Mouth shut, eyes
forward. Show me how you walk. Maybe a little
less. That’s nice. I also assume a little limp,
slight.
MATT: I’ll say for the purpose of this, each of
you make a performance check.
LAURA: Oh, god.
TRAVIS: 20.
MARISHA: 16.
MATT: Okay. The both of you exit out, holding your
breath. Out of your peripheral you can see the
deep reds and golds of the crownsguard armor
flanking you as you breach the outer porch of the
tavern, stepping down into the dust to the main
street. You curve to the left and see nor hear any
reaction from either of them.
TRAVIS: Just keep moving to the other side of the
street.
TALIESIN: I go single just a little bit after, and
I rolled a natural 20.
SAM: Is that three for the night?
TALIESIN: Yep.
SAM: Oh my god.
TRAVIS: What color is that die?
TALIESIN: It seems to be iron, like my will.
MATT: It may not have been the snitch after all,
you asshole.
TALIESIN: Me and my magic swords.
MATT: Apparently. All right, you saunter by
without an issue. By saunter, I mean you stumble
through. You hear a cough at one point, and it
causes you a moment, but you just continue on
without notice.
LAURA: Oh, everybody’s leaving and I didn’t have a
partner!
MARISHA: It’s fine, don’t worry about it.
SAM: You can come with us, if you like.
LAURA: But I feel like you guys are noticeable and
why would I be this really beautiful woman leaving
with the stinky guy?
SAM: It’s quickly becoming canon that you just
have shit smeared all over you. You could travel
with me! I could be your daughter.
LAURA: You’re my daughter!
SAM: Yes! We’re a couple, and he’s our guard or
something, I don’t know.
LAURA: Yeah! You leave after us Caleb, okay?
LIAM: Isn’t it simpler for you to walk on yourself
like a beautiful woman?
LAURA: No, me and Nott are going to go together.
Okay, come on, Nott!
SAM: I’m sorry, she’s very forward.
LAURA: Come on sweetie, let’s go.
SAM: Yes, mommy!
LAURA: And we walk out.
MATT: You guys don’t have to make a performance
check because you’ve exited before, and you’re